#soylent | Logs for 2026-04-12
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[07:55:59] <chromas> LLMs make jokes
[07:56:06] <chromas> "You have officially let the trauma of PHP and JavaScript break your spirit.
[07:56:06] <chromas> I understand the temptation to lean into the chaos, but if you add a ====== operator to check endianness, I will personally file a bug report against my own existence."
[07:56:25] <chromas> Must have been trained on reddit
[08:35:48] <Ingar> AI slop
[08:37:44] <chromas> Your response looks like AI slop. Are you Endian?
[08:45:13] <Ingar> West-Endian
[08:45:50] * chromas Czechs the Pet Shop for orientation.
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[10:22:56] <aristarchus> I'm not really aristarchus.
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[10:28:43] <chromas> of course not. the real aristarchus would never admit to it
[10:38:07] <fab23> that name recently showed up on a map of the moon
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[10:54:57] <c0lo> https://www.youtube.com
[10:54:59] <systemd> ^ 0303I'm 1km from the frontline and Russians are unleashing hell
[11:01:05] <chromas> Rush in, rush out.
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[14:07:05] <AlwaysNever> So... Donaldo Trumpo has just announced that USA will begin effective immediately a double blockado of the Hormuz Strait: https://truthsocial.com
[14:07:07] <systemd> ^ 0303Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump)
[14:07:25] <AlwaysNever> No to boast, but I predicted this outcome in this very IRC channel
[14:10:12] <AlwaysNever> I also predicted that Iran will be nuked, so there's that.
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[14:14:28] <c0lo> LOL https://www.theguardian.com
[14:14:29] <systemd> ^ 0303Middle East crisis live: Trump says US will blockade the strait of Hormuz
[14:23:22] <AlwaysNever> Netflix and an army of Hollywood script writers are no match for Clown in Chied Donaldo Trumpo
[14:23:43] <AlwaysNever> *in Chief
[17:43:42] <chromas> Netflix would make the Iranians black