#soylent | Logs for 2025-05-22
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[00:00:04] <ted-ious> I think all the big browsers use nss.
[00:00:50] <ted-ious> Here are some others. https://curl.se
[00:00:51] <systemd> ^ 03curl - SSL libraries compared
[00:01:11] <chromas> ooh, I'm switching to BearSSL
[00:01:16] <chromas> take me to the woods
[00:01:32] <chromas> I wonder if that's what DropBear uses
[00:02:34] <ted-ious> If you want to learn more about how the ssl fingerprint blocking works and you can hold your nose you can read here. :) https://news.ycombinator.com
[00:02:36] <systemd> ^ 03Curl-impersonate: Special build of curl that can impersonate the major browsers
[00:10:42] <chromas> Maybe I'll just swap out curl for something else
[00:11:47] <ted-ious> Well it's based on the tls code and how it does handshakes and stuff so anything else like wget or doing the get from python is going to fail too.
[00:12:14] <chromas> I just gotta use something that links to another tls lib
[00:12:25] <chromas> or use headless firefox or something
[00:12:30] <ted-ious> 3 different libs actually. :)
[00:12:35] <chromas> at the same time
[00:13:00] <ted-ious> The new fork can impersonate multiple browsers.
[00:15:06] <chromas> I keep remembering that I swapped out the curl code but it keeps turning out I didn't
[00:19:37] <ted-ious> Somebody must be reverting your changes while you are asleep.
[00:21:05] <chromas> well I'm gonna do it right now for really realz
[00:34:03] <chromas> the D requests lib does some of the work for me. yay
[01:35:22] <c0lo> =sub https://www.sciencefocus.com +https://pubs.acs.org/doi/10.1021/acs.jpclett.4c03546
[01:35:27] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03All Humans Emit Subtle Light Until They Die, Study Suggests" (19p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[01:41:50] <chromas> do pregos emit more? is that why they have a healthy glow?
[01:43:05] <chromas> oh wait their experiment was with mice
[01:43:14] <chromas> of course they glow; they're all optical now
[01:43:26] <ted-ious> LOL
[01:44:41] <ted-ious> If these scientists aren't more careful they might accidentally discover humans have souls. :)
[01:44:51] <chromas> So do they just have some dead mice on hand or do they kill their mice then measure the lights fade from their eyes?
[01:45:10] <ted-ious> Imagine how much embarrassment that will cause. :)
[01:45:32] <ted-ious> I think the latter unfortunately. :(
[01:45:43] <chromas> if mice have soul, why don't they play trumpets and stuff?
[01:46:23] <ted-ious> The really small and efficient trumpets are too expensive.
[01:46:42] <ted-ious> The cheaper ones are too big for their little feets.
[02:08:03] <chromas> Turns out they just have stubs
[02:08:32] <chromas> They're the same mice Michael Jackson used to determine if no one truly wants to be defeeted
[02:38:07] <c0lo> "oh wait their experiment was with mice" rrright... because the mouse metabolism is totally alien when comparing with the human's.
[02:39:37] <chromas> correct. modern mice use tiny cameras but people still use roller balls
[07:30:52] <halibut> It is pretty easy to find alternatives to the Axios story.
[07:31:40] <halibut> =submit https://www.cbsnews.com +https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/21/health/fda-covid-vaccine-warning-heart-inflammation +https://www.cdc.gov/vaccine-safety/vaccines/covid-19.html
[07:31:45] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03FDA Expands COVID Vaccine Warning About Heart Side Effect Risk for Young Males" (20p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[07:31:52] <halibut> It worked! Neat!
[07:35:18] <chromas> oh those warnings came just in time
[07:36:23] <ted-ious> In a hundred years they will have finally been forced to admit to the whole truth instead of just changing the official story a tiny bit every few months.
[07:36:30] <chromas> The problem with Axios is a problem growing everywhere on the web—everyone's putting their servers behind CloudFlare tunnels
[07:36:45] <halibut> I think the highest number was something like 38 ppm, and they are quick to mention it usually clears up quickly.
[07:37:59] <halibut> Assuming a ``typical'' human lifespan of 100 years, 38 ppm is just slightly over the probability that a given person is going to die the next day (assuming uniform distribution of probability of death, which is highly unlikely).
[07:42:31] <ted-ious> https://www.hsgac.senate.gov
[07:42:33] <systemd> ^ 03The Corruption of Science and Federal Health Agencies: How Health Officials Downplayed and Hid Myocarditis and Other Adverse Events Associated with the COVID-19 Vaccines - Committee on Homeland Security & Governmental Affairs
[07:43:07] <ted-ious> CDC has been in damage control mode for a long time now.
[07:43:58] <ted-ious> And I bet donald trump still doesn't understand why millions of americans blame him.
[07:44:19] <chromas> it's the trump vaxx. he did it
[07:46:05] <ted-ious> Has he ever apologized for any of the harm he caused?
[07:46:30] <ted-ious> I guess he never apologizes for anything so probably not.
[08:24:21] <chromas> https://www.youtube.com
[08:24:23] <systemd> ^ 03Office Space with Michael Bolton
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