#soylent | Logs for 2022-03-15
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[00:10:49] <Runaway1956> Here's a fun one - https://nypost.com
[00:10:50] <systemd> ^ 03Logo for Australian government’s ‘Women’s Network’ roasted on social media
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[00:47:50] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Majority of UK Adults Support Legal Right to Disconnect - https://sylnt.us - you-can-clock-out-any-time
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[03:25:42] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Smuggler Tapes 160 Intel CPUs to Body, Gets Busted Entering China - https://sylnt.us - yes,-he-had-a-chip-on-his-shoulder
[03:37:22] <halibut> I can just imagine the police going through the checklist for arresting a CPU smuggler with 160 CPUs. Has the person been through processing? Yep, definitely. Has the crime been registered? Lots of registers. How will the offender make bail? Cache, of course (of cores?). Has the offender signed a confession? They cannot; they had no ARMs at time of arrest.
[03:55:37] <AzumaHazuki> i see the problem here: this could have been the perfect crime, but people saw him coming due to the speculative-execution vulns
[04:05:11] <halibut> Did the offender have a Meltdown?
[04:15:40] <AzumaHazuki> 160 of them
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[06:17:54] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Ukraine Reportedly Adopts Clearview AI to Track Russian Invaders - https://sylnt.us - are-we-for-or-against-Clearview-now?
[06:51:17] <chromas> moar puns
[06:51:46] <chromas> They were watching the guy because they knew he had amd on someone important
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[09:03:20] <DeadFatPhil> Dead SoylentNews. Resquisat in pacem.
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[09:07:57] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Linux 5.17 Delayed After Vulnerability Discovered in AMD Processors - https://sylnt.us - new-kernel-addicts-need-another-fix
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[10:01:37] <FatPhil> https://i.imgur.com
[10:05:47] <chromas> Bottom looks like an insurrection
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[11:57:29] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Why Werner Herzog Thinks Human Space Colonization “Will Inevitably Fail” - https://sylnt.us - doomed-from-the-start?
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[14:37:11] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Ford Will Introduce Seven New EVs in Europe by 2024 - https://sylnt.us - how-will-children-make-car-noises-in-the-future?
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[15:59:40] <chromas> I dunno why but I always have to chown the dkim socket after booting up the mail server
[15:59:51] <chromas> or chmod
[16:00:13] <chromas> it's like that part of the configuration file is ignored
[16:59:48] <Runaway1956> Does systemd use config files? Systemd obviuosly knows better than some system administrator, so why bother reading config files?
[17:16:36] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - US Astronaut to Ride Russian Spacecraft Home During Tensions - https://sylnt.us - nobody-fart
[17:53:46] <janrinok> do you mean systemd the bot or systemd by mr Prattering?
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[20:06:25] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Microsoft is Testing Ads in the Windows 11 File Explorer - https://sylnt.us - so-you-thought-it-was-your-computer?
[20:14:04] <AzumaHazuki> good grief, really?
[20:20:25] <FatPhil> just call them "flexigrips" and live with them
[20:22:45] <Runaway1956> flexigrips? I've never heard breasts referred to as flexigrips . . .
[20:24:51] <FatPhil> That's flexigropes, and they're illegal, didn't you get the #MeMoToo?
[20:28:46] <Runaway1956> lol
[20:29:59] <Runaway1956> https://www.allrecipes.com
[20:30:01] <systemd> ^ 03Garlic Lime Roasted Chicken Drumsticks
[20:30:13] <Runaway1956> Almost done - they smell and look delicious!
[20:31:08] <Runaway1956> Pot of rice on the stove is almost done as well - when I remove the chicken, I'm going to dump the rice into the pan, and let it absorb all those nice spicy drippings!
[22:35:54] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - APC UPS Zero-day Bugs Can Remotely Burn Out Devices, Disable Power - https://sylnt.us - exploding-UPSs-are-fun
[22:55:14] <Ellenor> eef...
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[22:55:19] <Reinhilde> I wonder how hard it'd be to turbo unlock the HP Z440, a Haswell-based workstation with a deeply locked down BIOS. Fucker feels like an iPhone that can run Linux! :(
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