#soylent | Logs for 2021-01-23
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[02:22:00] <Runaway1956> https://www.youtube.com
[02:22:03] <systemd> ^ 03Chicago - Does Anybody Really Know What Time It Is?
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[02:31:21] <AzumaHazuki> Ugh...the second dose of the corona shot hits harder than the first. be ready when you get it
[02:34:07] <Runaway1956> You got it? What are the symptoms of having been shot?
[02:35:14] <AzumaHazuki> well, i can climb up walls and shoot thread from my wrists now...
[02:35:56] <AzumaHazuki> but no, in all seriousness, it just makes you feel like you got a mild flu: fatigue, aches, bizarre dreams, low appetite, mild brain fog
[02:35:56] <Bytram> AzumaHazuki: yep, body is already somewhat primed from the 1st shot. Now that it sees "it" again, it's already primed to mount a defense, it does, and that's what you're feeling now. tl/dr: it's working!
[02:36:34] <Bytram> Runaway1956: usually symptoms of being shot usually include some penetration of one
[02:36:37] <AzumaHazuki> yes :) and it's the Pfizer-type shot which is supposedly 95% effective. honestly wouldn't surprise me if i already had corona and was asymptomatic or just thought it was a cold
[02:36:53] <Bytram> Runaway1956: usually symptoms of being shot usually include some penetration of one's largest organ: one's skin.
[02:37:17] <AzumaHazuki> he's already said, surprising precisely no one, that he's not going to get the vaccine
[02:37:31] <Runaway1956> Yuck - I'm allergic to spiders anyway.
[02:38:30] <Runaway1956> I will consider getting a shot, after millions of guinea pigs have proven one or the other to be safe.
[02:38:32] <Bytram> hope he don't get it. I already know a few folk who have. One was in the ICU ($$$) for several days, a couple weeks later and he's still dragging
[02:39:03] <AzumaHazuki> i hope he does get it, because karma is a bitch and so am I :)
[02:39:03] <Bytram> =g arachnophobia
[02:39:04] <systemd> https://www.imdb.com - Arachnophobia (1990) - IMDb
[02:39:11] <Bytram> =w arachnophobia
[02:39:12] <systemd> Arachnophobia is an intense and irrational fear of spiders and other arachnids such as scorpions. Treatment is typically by exposure therapy, where the - https://en.wikipedia.org
[02:39:31] <Runaway1956> My allergy only manifests when the spiders crawl on me, lol
[02:40:09] <Bytram> or being forced to binge-watch Spiderman movies
[02:40:10] <Runaway1956> Got a guy at work who really is an arachnophobe - that man will hurt himself escaping from inoffensive arachnids
[02:41:15] * Bytram had it a bit as a child, but lots of exposure to daddy long-legs helped overcome it.
[02:44:55] <Runaway1956> Now, THIS sounds like a terrific geek/nerd discussion!
[02:44:59] <Runaway1956> https://www.independent.co.uk
[02:45:01] <systemd> ^ 03What can these American psychics tell us about the pandemic world?
[02:56:34] <AzumaHazuki> oooh, i know this one: somewhere between squat and jack squat
[02:57:14] <Runaway1956> I'm just thinking it would be fun to throw that story at our crowd. Like throwing steak to hungry dogs!
[02:59:30] <Bytram> why don't any of them win the lottery?
[03:01:44] <Bytram> https://www.cnn.com
[03:01:46] <systemd> ^ 03Severe allergic reactions to Moderna's Covid-19 vaccine are rare, CDC says
[03:01:59] <Runaway1956> That is the 64 million dollar question Bytram
[03:03:44] <Runaway1956> =submit https://gizmodo.com
[03:03:46] <systemd> Submitting "Amazon: If Workers Want a Union So Bad, They Can Attend a Superspreader Event"...
[03:04:08] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Amazon: If Workers Want a Union So Bad, They Can Attend a Superspreader Event" (1p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[03:04:09] <Bytram> well, NOT getting vaccinated and coming down with a *severe* illness is much morre likely than coming down with a severe reaction to a vaccine. IOW offs are better to get it. AND it lessens the possibility that you get the diseaase and pass it on to someone else -- like members of your family.
[03:04:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, numbers are not in on that yet.
[03:05:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> you and Runaway1956, you should probably get it. i'm still under 50 and at little to no risk of death. a crappy few weeks i can live with.
[03:06:09] <Runaway1956> TMB - thoughts please
[03:06:25] <Bytram> there have been enough inoculations to be able to deterine if you are goiing to have a severe reaction to the injection. Anaphylaxis(sp?) shock his pretty quick.
[03:06:29] <Runaway1956> What do you think of those National Guard bunked in a parking building
[03:06:41] <Bytram> *hits
[03:06:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> you guys are in a much higher risk group for death. for anyone under 50 the numbers aren't solid enough to say the vaccine isn't more of a risk yet.
[03:07:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> Runaway1956, sounds fucking cold but nicer than out in the field.
[03:07:34] <Runaway1956> Fair nuff - I'm kinda wavering on it myself
[03:07:42] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: 16 Million+ doses already: https://www.washingtonpost.com
[03:07:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> they're soldiers, they'll soldier on.
[03:07:51] <systemd> ^ 03Tracking the coronavirus vaccine, state by state
[03:08:15] <Runaway1956> Me being a sailor, I'd have been pissed if asked to sleep in a garage like that
[03:08:33] <Runaway1956> But, Marines are a different breed, and so is the Army
[03:08:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> deploying them on US soil without being in a civil war is pretty fucked up though.
[03:08:57] <Bytram> and those #s can be up to 3 days late due to reporting requirements out out by the feds to Walgreen's and CVS
[03:08:57] <Runaway1956> I've divided thoughts on that as well
[03:09:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> Runaway1956, eh, we sleep out in the dirt when necessary. ain't no big.
[03:09:35] <Runaway1956> At least it was dry, and protected from the wind
[03:09:56] <Runaway1956> concrete is cold and hard though, compared to most surfaces you might sleep on
[03:09:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup. better than plenty of places i've slept
[03:10:07] <Bytram> same here
[03:10:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> betting they have cots. which helps not much from the cold blowing under them.
[03:10:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> better than concrete though
[03:10:38] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: Runaway1956: thank you for your service to our country.
[03:10:49] * TheMightyBuzzard tips hat
[03:10:51] * Runaway1956 has seen no cots in any photos, presumes they had ground sheets and sleeping bags
[03:11:02] <Runaway1956> YW Bytram
[03:11:39] <Bytram> shoulda just had air mattresses; lightweight, compact, and somewhat insulating, too.
[03:11:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'all good. i mean we're talking about guys who come from a tradition that includes crossing a frozen river at midnight on christmas to kill the enemy in their sleep.
[03:12:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> annoying sleeping arrangements they can hack for a bit.
[03:12:34] <Bytram> cots otoh, prolly help better in keeping away crawling things like spiders and snakes
[03:12:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> not much of a worry in the winter, thankfully
[03:12:51] <Runaway1956> =yt i don't like spiders and snakes
[03:12:52] <systemd> https://youtube.com - Jim Stafford Spiders and Snakes (03:07; 2,352,834 views; 👍20,749 👎723)
[03:13:15] <Bytram> =D
[03:13:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> and if you stuff a poly pad and maybe a blanket and towel between you and the cot, you should keep most of your body heat.
[03:14:02] <Runaway1956> Now, to admit to the places that I have slept:
[03:14:11] <Runaway1956> After steering, on a steel deck
[03:14:32] <Runaway1956> Damage Control station, directly beneath the 5" gun, during gunnery exercises
[03:14:57] <Runaway1956> The sail locker - at least there was lots of rope and small stuff to soften the steel deck
[03:15:36] <Runaway1956> All dry and out of the wind, of coures ;^)
[03:15:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> the one that still makes me laugh the most is: on a five mile road march out to the range in boot. still miserable when i got there but at least i wasn't conscious for about half of it.
[03:16:31] <Bytram> asleep on your feet? aye.
[03:16:47] <Runaway1956> I laughed at that idea, until we were all zoned out in the North Atlantic
[03:16:59] <Bytram> I've coded and tested when more asleep than awake, that's for sure
[03:17:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> i wasn't kinda asleep, i woke up with a shot of adrenaline when i smacked into the guy in front of me when he stopped.
[03:18:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> could still sleep standing up for years after i ETS'd
[03:18:27] <Bytram> what 'e do *that* for?
[03:18:38] <Bytram> yanno, all this talk about sleep is starting to make me tired.
[03:18:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> march was over, we was there
[03:19:04] <Runaway1956> serves you right Bytram - you started yawning in front of me earlier today
[03:19:06] <Bytram> yep, j/k.
[03:19:16] <Bytram> two shay!
[03:19:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> he just wanted skittles
[03:19:23] <Bytram> Runaway1956++
[03:19:23] <Bender> karma - runaway1956: 24
[03:19:29] * Bytram yawns
[03:19:29] * MrPlow flips a Skittle into Bytram's gaping mouth
[03:19:39] <Runaway1956> lol
[03:20:37] <Runaway1956> coffee++
[03:20:37] <Bender> karma - coffee: 5465
[03:20:44] <Runaway1956> Bytram++
[03:20:44] <Bender> karma - bytram: 153
[03:20:51] <Runaway1956> TheMightyBuzzard++
[03:20:51] <Bender> karma - themightybuzzard: 409
[03:20:54] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: speaking of Skittles, I can make the Skittles bot go AWOL whenever I issue an !rss-* command. Goes com back w/in a minute or so.
[03:22:57] <Bytram> I'd issue, say, the !rss-add command in #rss-bot and watch Skittles disappear in #rss-botc
[03:23:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> probably because it makes bender say something i didn't account for
[03:23:41] <Bytram> =blame
[03:23:42] * systemd points at Bytram
[03:23:52] <Bytram> =D
[03:24:25] <Bytram> and it's back.
[03:24:39] <Runaway1956> https://sputniknews.com
[03:24:41] <systemd> ^ 03Twitter Explodes After Schumer Accuses Trump of Inciting ‘Erection’
[03:24:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> i didn't see it leave
[03:24:53] * Bytram has a certain reputation to maintain
[03:25:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> damn, chuck, don't ask don't tell, man
[03:25:24] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: join me in #rss-bot
[03:25:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> am
[03:26:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'll poke at it when i get time. which appears to be the fifth of never but that's just an illusion.
[03:27:45] <Bytram> =yt knights in white satin
[03:27:46] <systemd> https://youtube.com - Nights in White Satin - The Moody Blues - in colour! (04:25; 10,851,954 views; 👍114,696 👎2,212)
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[03:28:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> saw them guys live with the symphony orchestra down in charleston sc. excellent even in the nosebleeds.
[03:29:05] <Bytram> yep, seems to recover each time, so low priority. But was reminded of it while you were around, so thought you might like to know
[03:29:13] <Bytram> kewel!
[03:29:56] <Runaway1956> Ahhhhh - Zip Tie Guy story? Not so open-and-shut after all.
[03:30:08] <Runaway1956> https://bigleaguepolitics.com
[03:30:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> aight, i gotta get some sleeps. nother day of church stuffs tomorrow. cutting and painting several hundred feet of baseboard trim.
[03:30:09] <systemd> ^ 03FAKE NEWS DEBUNKED: 'Zip Tie Guy' at Capitol Protest Merely Picked up the Restraints From a Table - Big League Politics
[03:30:13] <Bytram> I saw nowhere near as many concerts as some friends of mine, but looking back I did not do all that badly, either.
[03:30:35] <Runaway1956> 'gnight Buzzard
[03:30:37] <Bytram> =gnight TheMightyBuzzard
[03:30:38] * systemd excoriatingly waves a bottle of horny hornets at TheMightyBuzzard
[03:30:46] <Bytram> ouch1
[03:31:08] <Bytram> sleepy time for me, too.
[03:31:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, next time him and zumi get into it, point em to #zumi1956. made them a little love nest.
[03:31:37] <Bytram> lol!
[03:32:12] <Runaway1956> Muh sweetie from Baltimore back in the news!
[03:32:16] <Runaway1956> https://www.oann.com
[03:32:17] <systemd> ^ 03Kim Klacik Launches The Red Renaissance PAC
[03:32:24] <Bytram> is not hr name, so might be a little hard to remember the name, but I'll try
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[03:34:47] <Runaway1956> =submit https://tass.com
[03:34:49] <systemd> Submitting "One hull crack located in ISS, another one suspected"...
[03:35:10] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03One Hull Crack Located in ISS, Another One Suspected" (8p) -> https://soylentnews.org
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[03:35:17] <Runaway1956> That story right up your alley Bytram
[03:37:11] <Runaway1956> No explanation what caused any cracking - thermal stress from sun/shade cycles maybe?
[03:40:07] <Runaway1956> https://reason.com
[03:40:07] <systemd> ^ 03Canadian Mom Fined for Letting Grandparents Babysit Kids While She Went Grocery Shopping
[03:40:40] <AzumaHazuki> huh, maybe some of the ache was from caffeine withdrawal. i have only one vice, but it's caffeine and it's a doozy
[03:51:24] <Runaway1956> https://www.thedrive.com
[03:51:25] <systemd> ^ 03Giant Lifeboat Gets Smashed Up Between Cruise Ship and Container Crane
[03:51:38] <Runaway1956> That's an awesome video
[03:56:13] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Hacker Leaks Full Database of 77 Million Nitro PDF User Records - https://sylnt.us
[03:56:14] <Runaway1956> =submit https://futurism.com
[03:56:15] <systemd> Submitting "Here's what SpaceX's massive new floating spaceports look like up close"...
[03:56:37] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Here's What SpaceX's Massive New Floating Spaceports Look Like Up Close" (14p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[03:59:26] <AzumaHazuki> =submit https://newatlas.com from the not-that-kind-of-mushroom dept
[03:59:29] <systemd> Submitting "Mushroom-inspired fastener is kinder and gentler than Velcro"...
[03:59:51] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Mushroom-inspired Fastener is Kinder and Gentler Than Velcro" (8p) -> https://soylentnews.org
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[04:03:13] <Runaway1956> =submit https://redstate.com
[04:03:15] <systemd> Submitting "RedState"...
[04:03:36] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03RedState" (22p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[04:04:17] <Runaway1956> Now he only has another fifty or so lies to admit to
[04:04:32] <AzumaHazuki> fair and balanced, lol
[04:04:44] <AzumaHazuki> stick to STEM, will you? there's a reason I hardly ever submit political articles
[04:06:17] <Runaway1956> The Phat Lady broke my wine giblet, all that's left is the stem
[04:06:20] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - SpaceX to Set Record for Most Single-Mission Satellites Launched (Sat 2021-01-23 @ 0940 ET/1440 UTC) - https://sylnt.us - ride-sharing
[04:06:33] <Runaway1956> (purposely misspelled goblet, thank you)
[04:09:14] <AzumaHazuki> He Lost, Get Over It. Christ, I don't know if I can stand another 8 years of your whining
[04:09:48] <Runaway1956> lolol
[04:10:21] <Runaway1956> =submit https://www.slatestarcodexabridged.com
[04:10:23] <systemd> Submitting "Weak Men Are Superweapons"...
[04:10:45] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Weak Men are Superweapons" (70p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[04:16:12] <AzumaHazuki> have you noticed basically none of your political whining ever gets published? the eds will post your STEM submissions now and then, but none of your revanchist bitching ever makes it through
[04:16:15] <AzumaHazuki> that should be a clue
[04:18:01] <Runaway1956> =submit https://nypost.com
[04:18:02] <systemd> Submitting "Washington Post caught scrubbing Kamala Harris ‘prisoner’ story"...
[04:18:24] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Washington Post Caught Scrubbing Kamala Harris ‘Prisoner’ Story" (1p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[04:23:10] <Runaway1956> https://nypost.com
[04:23:11] <systemd> ^ 03Terrified mom finds a stranger living in her roof for weeks after spotting objects mysteriously moving
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[04:43:49] <AzumaHazuki> 'kay, if we're posting political stuff, i'm going to add in some actual reality, as opposed to cucked-out whinging
[04:43:53] <AzumaHazuki> =submit https://www.nytimes.com
[04:43:55] <systemd> Submitting "Trump and Justice Dept. Lawyer Said to Have Plotted to Oust Acting Attorney General"...
[04:44:11] <AzumaHazuki> =submit https://www.cnn.com
[04:44:15] <systemd> Submitting "McConnell privately says he wants Trump gone as Republicans quietly lobby him to convict"...
[04:44:17] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Trump and Justice Dept. Lawyer Said to Have Plotted to Oust Acting Attorney General" (42p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[04:44:36] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03McConnell Privately Says He Wants Trump Gone as Republicans Quietly Lobby Him to Convict" (5p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[05:07:12] <Runaway1956> WTF is this "we" shit - you keep a mouse in your pocket?
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[05:25:07] <systemd> Thanks for the ratio :'(
[06:01:21] <Runaway1956> #smake systemd
[06:01:21] * MrPlow smakes systemd upside the head with a SYNTAX ERROR ON LINE 12
[06:01:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit https://techraptor.net
[06:01:45] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[06:01:46] <Runaway1956> #smake chromas
[06:01:46] * MrPlow smakes chromas upside the head with a dangling participle
[06:01:56] <Aphrodite> =taco MrPlow
[06:01:57] * systemd sets out a plate of mutton tacos.
[06:02:10] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[06:02:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> hate it when i can't sleep at night. at least naps still work though. maybe i'll take a nap until i can sleep?
[06:04:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit https://torrentfreak.com
[06:04:43] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[06:05:08] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
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[06:08:23] <chromas> https://www.youtube.com
[06:08:26] <systemd> ^ 03Horrifyingly Good - Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978)
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[06:12:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh hells yeah: https://notthebee.com
[06:12:46] <systemd> ^ 03Oklahoma is considering creating a Bigfoot hunting season and I'm ready to lock 'n load.
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[06:21:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit https://notthebee.com
[06:21:30] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[06:21:55] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
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[06:31:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> may be a murderer and a rapist but i give the map props for his napping skillz: https://notthebee.com
[06:31:05] <systemd> ^ 03Bill Clinton fell asleep during Biden's inauguration loooooool
[06:32:22] <AzumaHazuki> clinton left office over 20 years ago. you two have some serious problems letting go
[06:32:26] <AzumaHazuki> let it go, let it go~
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[06:38:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> i don't dislike clinton as a president especially, so missed mark there
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[06:42:13] <chromas> https://www.youtube.com
[06:42:15] <systemd> ^ 03Film Theory: Frozen: Elsa's TRUE Fight For The Throne!
[06:44:15] <AzumaHazuki> all i know is watching a clip of her singing that song and going "...did Disney make a gay princess? Because that sounds like a coming out song to me"
[06:51:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> alls i know is it was the first decent disney movie in ages
[06:52:29] <chromas> all i know is hans wasn't really the bad guy
[06:52:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> nope, it was that fucking snowman
[06:58:14] <chromas> the trolls
[06:59:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> everyone hates on the trolls. nobody ever talks about the good things trolls bring to a neighborhood.
[07:00:43] <chromas> they stole anna's magic and traumatized elsa
[07:06:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> damnit, now i wanna build a snowman. lots of em actually. and i'm a strict calvinist when it comes to snowmen.
[07:07:41] <chromas> go open your fridge and check your drawers for a limp carrot
[07:09:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> i just got out of bed, what makes you think i'm wearing drawers
[07:17:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> aight, gonna take a nap until i'm tired enough to go to sleep
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[09:08:01] <FatPhil> =submit https://www.independent.co.uk
[09:08:03] <systemd> Submitting "Microsoft patents chatbot technology to revive dead loved ones"...
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[09:08:25] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Microsoft Patents Chatbot Technology to Revive Dead Loved Ones" (8p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[09:08:31] <FatPhil> /Black Mirror/, anyone?
[09:28:56] <AzumaHazuki> well that's not creepy at all
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[11:39:36] <Ingar> I hate januari
[11:39:51] <Ingar> but I hate februari even more, always a nice prospect
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[12:11:43] * c0lo just checks if anyone else is aware the comment counter on the frontt page went AWOL for 3 stories already.
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[13:21:59] <FatPhil> You've just trashed the birthday months of 16% of humans
[14:17:14] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Underestimating the Challenges of Avoiding a Ghastly Future - https://sylnt.us || Saturn’s Tilt Caused by Its Moons - https://sylnt.us
[14:18:18] <requerdanos> fixed now, looks like :)
[14:30:16] <Bytram> https://www.youtube.com
[14:30:17] <systemd> ^ 03Transporter-1 Mission
[14:31:23] <Bytram> SpaceX launch, 143 satellites in a single launch -- new world record but...
[14:31:30] <Bytram> there are weather issues
[14:32:09] <Bytram> T-8:00
[14:33:09] <Bytram> T-7:00
[14:34:23] <Bytram> Scrubbing today for "adverse(?) electrical fields"
[14:37:12] <requerdanos> aurora borealis? EMT pulse?
[14:40:43] <Bytram> My guess is that there were conditions conducive to lightning.
[14:41:00] <requerdanos> well, that makes sense.
[14:41:44] <Bytram> with all those tons of propellant and oxygen, and electronics... lightning is not your friend.
[14:41:51] <Bytram> break time
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[14:42:07] <requerdanos> "We copy your venting."
[14:46:05] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - SpaceX Most Single-Mission Satellites Launch (Sat 2021-01-23 @ 0940 ET/1440 UTC) *SCRUBBED* - https://sylnt.us - ride-sharing
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[15:39:04] <Runaway1956> So the launch was scrubbed?
[15:45:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> cleanliness is next to godliness
[15:49:45] <Runaway1956> Damn, technology is cool -
[15:50:25] <Runaway1956> I missed the television show of the non-launch, but I just watched it anyway - fast forwarding through it
[15:50:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> finally figured out there are boobs on the internet?
[15:50:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahh, rocket porn not literal
[15:51:09] <Runaway1956> Remember when I was a kid - the only way to watch a show that you missed was to wait for two years, and catch the reruns
[15:52:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, and you were the remote control for dad
[15:52:42] <Runaway1956> The internet has boobs? So, it's mammalian with mammaries
[15:53:41] <Runaway1956> Very early in my life, it was a capital offense to touch the television - that fine-tuning ring required motor skills not found in children or even women
[15:56:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> you musta been rich if that was only early life. i was still getting hollered at about it in the late 70s
[15:57:14] <FatPhil> https://www.taiwannews.com.tw
[15:57:16] <systemd> ^ 03Video shows Wuhan lab scientists admit to being bitten by bats
[15:57:45] <Runaway1956> I was an adult in the late 70s, in the Navy, and we had high tech shit aboard ship like CCTV
[15:58:08] <Runaway1956> Regular crewmen didn't touch the television then, lol
[15:59:09] <Runaway1956> I strongly suspect that to be fake nooz FatPhil -
[16:00:14] <Runaway1956> bat bites are no joking matter but it seems the far end of the digestive system spreads the COVIDS
[16:01:42] <Runaway1956> Billy Bostickson is unlikely to access the database, as I understand it, the database has been scrubbed
[16:01:57] <Runaway1956> It was contaminated with COVIDS
[16:23:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> ain't that the kid who turns into captain marvel when he says SHAZAM!
[16:25:54] <Runaway1956> Nahhh, he's the kid who turns into a bat when you holler COVID at him
[16:26:07] <Runaway1956> Third cousin to Count Dracula
[16:28:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> i always liked count duckula better
[16:29:01] <Runaway1956> https://teleguard.com
[16:29:02] <systemd> ^ 03Teleguard - secure messenger from Switzerland
[16:29:50] <Runaway1956> I'm not capable of evaluating a messenger, but this one is Swiss, and the Swiss don't market garbage
[16:30:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> sure they do. you gotta unwrap them chocolate bars.
[16:31:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> which means a wrapper you gotta do something with.
[16:31:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> Runaway1956, no desktop version, no use to me
[16:32:18] <Runaway1956> Ditto here, but most of the world uses Android or IOS
[16:32:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> i do too but it's not where i do most of my messaging from.
[16:33:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> the hell would i wanna type on a screen when i can type on a clicky keyboard?
[16:34:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> also doesn't work on my version of android
[16:34:25] <Runaway1956> It appears that you can install it on Chrome browsers https://play.google.com
[16:34:27] <systemd> ^ 03TeleGuard - Apps on Google Play
[16:34:36] <Runaway1956> Note that I say "appears"
[16:35:02] <Runaway1956> I'm not signed into Google with any of my Chrome browsers, it insists that I sign in before it will install
[16:35:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, wait, that was the ios version not the android. i need more coffee
[16:35:40] <Runaway1956> coffee++
[16:35:40] <Bender> karma - coffee: 5466
[16:35:55] <Runaway1956> #smake TheMightyBuzzard
[16:35:55] * MrPlow smakes TheMightyBuzzard upside the head with janrinok's other tooth
[16:39:31] * janrinok was using that tooth to help him suck a steak...
[16:44:04] <Runaway1956> Steak? Must have been veggie-steak
[16:47:25] <Runaway1956> https://www.cnet.com
[16:47:26] <systemd> ^ 03No, Joe Biden doesn't run antifa.com. The internet lets anybody set up a website then redirect traffic
[16:56:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'true. beta.soylentnews.org redirects to slashdot.org
[16:57:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> on account of me being a wiseass
[17:06:22] <Runaway1956> https://kfor.com
[17:06:33] <systemd> ^ 0312-year-old track star goes viral, gains attention from ESPN
[17:06:40] <Runaway1956> She has a prettier smile than Saint Greta.
[17:09:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> my ass has a prettier smile than Greta
[17:09:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> pretty sure that chick weighs the same as a duck
[17:09:30] * Runaway1956 refrains from looking at Buzzard's ass
[17:13:29] <Runaway1956> The Brits need to do something about hammer violence!
[17:13:59] <Runaway1956> https://bbcbreakingnews.com
[17:14:00] <systemd> ^ 03Brave post office worker fights off hammer-wielding robber – BreakingNews
[17:15:31] * Runaway1956 wonders if it was an assault hammer
[17:24:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> how long you reckon before they ban the pointy stick? and then all sticks because they can easily be modified to be illegal assault sticks?
[17:29:39] <Runaway1956> Dunno - but Biden is sure waving his dick at the Russians.
[17:29:43] <Runaway1956> https://www.newswars.com
[17:29:43] <systemd> ^ 03A Large US Military Convoy Rolled Into Syria On 1st Day Of Biden Presidency
[17:30:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup, they really, really want to start the cold war back up
[17:32:33] <Runaway1956> https://babylonbee.com
[17:32:34] <systemd> ^ 03White House Press Corps Wears New Cheerleading Uniforms To Press Briefing
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[17:37:26] <Runaway1956> https://www.sott.net
[17:37:27] <systemd> ^ 03It's a miracle! US sees record one-day drop in covid hospitalizations since Biden inauguration. -- Sott.net
[17:41:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> when the country that gave us the actual nazis values liberty more than the US, something is fucked up. https://www.rt.com
[17:41:43] <systemd> ^ 03‘Catastrophically wrong’: German court declares regional lockdown UNCONSTITUTIONAL in ‘politically explosive’ decision
[17:43:07] <Runaway1956> If the US actually instituted a meaninful QUARANTINE, I think I would actually go along with it
[17:43:26] <Runaway1956> Step 1: Close the borders, 100%, no one in or out
[17:43:58] <Runaway1956> Step 2: Close the highways, 100%, no one anywhere moving except emergency and NG vehicles
[17:44:27] <Runaway1956> Step 3: National Guard distribute essentials house to house, so no one needs to go shopping
[17:44:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> i sure as fuck wouldn't
[17:44:43] <Runaway1956> Step 4: Curfew from midnight to midnight
[17:44:55] <Runaway1956> Give that a month, no new cases.
[17:45:08] <Runaway1956> I real fucking quarantine, not a dumbass lockdown
[17:45:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> no economy either. like at all
[17:45:42] <Runaway1956> We could have survived 1 month of shutdown better than 12 months of stupid shits
[17:45:53] <Runaway1956> and the stupid shits aren't over yet
[17:45:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> and very likely a civil war because there would be a whole lot of people who would not comply under any circumstances.
[17:46:28] <Runaway1956> Had they done Step 1 in the week after Wuhan news last year?
[17:46:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> anyway, nicotine time
[17:46:41] * Runaway1956 lights one up
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[18:19:57] <bacteria> tobacco--
[18:19:57] <Bender> karma - tobacco: 2
[18:20:07] <bacteria> coffee++
[18:20:07] <Bender> karma - coffee: 5467
[18:22:46] <bacteria> come on with the "civil war" scare... we've see what it would look like on the 6th
[18:25:50] <bacteria> a bunch of sheeple brainwashed by the anti-social network rumor feed, surprised to find out what they are doing is against the law
[18:26:23] <bacteria> just the genuine surprise in their eyes when they realize that instigating "revolution" got them "maced", priceless
[18:29:51] <FatPhil> as I posted on #US_Election: https://www.msn.com
[18:29:51] <systemd> ^ 03Lawyer for the 'Q Shaman' who stormed the Capitol in a fur headdress with horns says his client feels 'duped' after Trump didn't pardon him
[18:35:58] <FatPhil> You can't get a pardon if you don't accept you are guilty of the crime, so we can conclude that he was expecting to admit guilt for a crime.
[18:38:41] <bacteria> we can suppose, FatPhil, hardly conclude. now that he's lawyered up all of a sudden he has an articulate argument. who knows what he was thinking beforehand
[18:38:42] <Runaway1956> https://www.sott.net
[18:38:43] <systemd> ^ 03Another Biden miracle! CNN covid death counter begins counting backward -- Sott.net
[18:46:55] <Runaway1956> =submit https://www.theregister.com
[18:46:56] <systemd> Submitting "Must 'completely free' mean 'hard to install'? Newbie gripe sparks some soul-searching among Debian community"...
[18:47:18] <systemd> ✓* Sub-ccess! "08Must 'Completely Free' Mean 'Hard to Install'? Newbie Gripe Sparks Some Soul-searching Among Debian " (17p) -> https://soylentnews.org
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[19:10:57] <FatPhil> https://www.timesofisrael.com
[19:10:58] <systemd> ^ 03Pharmacist accidentally injected with 4 COVID vaccine doses
[19:11:16] <FatPhil> 28 days later ... https://www.timesofisrael.com
[19:11:17] <systemd> ^ 03Woman, 70, accidentally given 5 vaccine doses
[19:15:12] <raxas> did they presumed her gender?
[19:25:15] <Runaway1956> https://kfor.com
[19:25:28] <systemd> ^ 03Oklahoma City Fire Major faces punishment within the department after driving burn patient to the hospital due to ambulance delay
[19:27:31] <FatPhil> https://metro.co.uk
[19:27:32] <systemd> ^ 03Metro
[19:28:04] <Runaway1956> Wait, wut? Your candle holder isn't supposed to burst into flames?
[19:28:42] <Runaway1956> We see that you're using an ad blocker Ads allow us to bring you all the stories you enjoy with no paywall. If your favorite price for Metro.co.uk is free, please allow ads on this site.
[19:28:43] <Runaway1956> Read more: https://metro.co.uk
[19:28:43] <Runaway1956> Twitter: https://twitter.com | Facebook: https://www.facebook.com
[19:28:44] <systemd> ^ 03Metro
[19:28:57] <FatPhil> apparently not, I thought that was part of the fun.
[19:29:18] <Runaway1956> Metro sees that I'm using adblockers and won't serve up the page, but the title is enough
[19:29:55] <FatPhil> google found the story with a ``urban outfitters flammable'' search. I couldn't see the US hits!
[19:30:35] <Runaway1956> You can't believe US media anyway, lol
[19:36:18] <Runaway1956> https://www.miamiherald.com
[19:36:19] <systemd> ^ 03Urban Outfitters recalls products that shouldn’t be flammable, but have caught on fire
[19:40:12] <raxas> that's obviously terrorism and should be punished adequately
[19:40:50] <Booga1> One might say they are...inflammable. >;)
[19:42:44] <Booga1> I don't even use an ad blocker. I just block all javascript with Noscript. That's enough to trigger the ad block blockers on some sites.
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[20:10:32] <Runaway1956> Our Stimulating check has arrived. I got a peck on the cheek as the wife ran out the door to go shopping.
[20:11:51] <Runaway1956> I'm just lucky you can't catch COVIDS at WalMart.
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[20:53:48] <Runaway1956> https://twitter.com
[22:37:41] <FatPhil> Holy Jeebus, I've just seen one of the worst movies ever. I'm now physically angry that the bastards wasted my time, with no payoff at the end at all - if anything, the end was the worst bit, the explanation was retarded.
[22:38:32] <FatPhil> /Us/ (2019). Metacritic 81/100 "Universal acclaim - must see".
[22:51:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'what you get for listening to critics
[22:51:12] <requerdanos> "Must see" is actually a myth. Most people do not see any given film.
[22:51:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> they watch too many movies to know their ass from a hole in the ground
[22:57:16] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Microsoft Details OPSEC, Anti-Forensic Techniques Used by SolarWinds Hackers - https://sylnt.us
[23:01:31] <raxas> must see https://www.youtube.com
[23:01:33] <systemd> ^ 03Legendy Polskie. Film Jaga. Allegro
[23:08:59] <chromas> FatPhil: need to go to a proper review source: https://www.youtube.com
[23:09:02] <systemd> ^ 03Us - The Triumph Of Themes Over Substance