#soylent | Logs for 2020-12-25

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[23:49:42] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Very Good Puppy Finds Hidden Fire, Saving Family’s Life - Pup Words" (13 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[23:49:20] <systemd> Submitting "Very Good Puppy Finds Hidden Fire, Saving Family’s Life - Pup Words"...
[23:49:19] <Runaway1956_> =submit https://pupwords.com I promised fakefuck a puppy story
[23:38:02] * systemd viciously redirects yo mama's asscrack of biscuitless gravy into FatPhil
[23:38:01] <chromas> =gangrene FatPhil
[23:07:10] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The ACLU is Suing for Info on the FBI's Encryption Breaking Capabilities - https://sylnt.us
[23:03:21] <Bender> karma - bots: -43
[23:03:21] <FatPhil> bots--
[23:03:19] <Bender> karma - bots: -42
[23:03:19] <FatPhil> bots--
[23:03:18] <Bender> karma - bots: -41
[23:03:18] <FatPhil> bots--
[23:03:18] <Bender> karma - bots: -40
[23:03:18] <FatPhil> bots--
[23:03:16] <FatPhil> fuckit - it's christmas!!!
[23:02:58] <Bender> karma - bots: -39
[23:02:58] <FatPhil> bots--
[23:02:25] <FatPhil> ~gday the rest of you fuckers
[23:02:07] <FatPhil> AzumaHazuki: get some good sleep when you can, see you anon
[22:26:39] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Happy Holidays! And... an Introduction and an Update [Updates 2] - https://sylnt.us
[21:52:33] <Bytram> =)
[21:52:30] <Bytram> go away!
[21:52:25] <Bytram> that's better
[21:52:09] <AzumaHazuki> lol. i'm going to be up for a little while longer. need to decompress with some fluffy snuggly yuri manga
[21:51:55] <Bytram> NOW GO SLEEP!
[21:51:49] <Bytram> yes, it does.
[21:51:36] <Bytram> if need be, I can devoice you ;^)
[21:51:21] <AzumaHazuki> this shows team spirit, good work ethic, all that manager bullshit buzzword bingo
[21:51:16] <Bytram> get some rest; people are depending on you for being alert enough in the upcoming shift.
[21:50:48] <Bytram> yeah, I hear ya,
[21:50:35] <AzumaHazuki> ..except for the tube and the boxpicker barfing of course
[21:50:22] <AzumaHazuki> actually, i did want it like this
[21:50:01] <Bytram> don't you just hate it when you get what you asked for, and then find you didn't want it quite like that?
[21:49:31] <AzumaHazuki> but like half the frickin' staff called off, so the boss was probably happy just to have someone competent and willing
[21:49:02] <AzumaHazuki> oh, i asked for this, new employees aren't usually allowed to do overtime or holidays because hurr hurr fuck paying newbies time and a half
[21:48:44] <Bytram> that said, ignore me and get some rest!
[21:48:26] <Bytram> AzumaHazuki: are there not laws restricting how much you can be required to work? min time between shifts? Or thanks to it being health care, you're exemot?
[21:46:28] <AzumaHazuki> and of course it wouldn't be 2020 if the pneumatic tube station AND the med robot didn't BOTH decide to fall over and fart a bunch
[21:46:08] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Happy Holidays! And... an Introduction and an Update [Updated] - https://sylnt.us
[21:45:43] <AzumaHazuki> here in the uncivilized world i just did 16 hours, less a couple of half hour breaks, hauling ass all over that hospital with carts and carts of meds
[21:44:58] <FatPhil> that is a civilised part of the world.
[21:44:46] <FatPhil> I managed to get free booze in the pub tonight because my jumper has a huge hole in the elbow.
[21:44:13] <FatPhil> well, season's greetings Azuma
[21:44:09] * AzumaHazuki may just smack the alarm clock and to hell with it, sleep as she needs to
[21:43:32] <AzumaHazuki> i have to be up in an hour. no work till monday night thank fuck but my sleep schedule's shot
[21:42:48] <Bytram> wb! go to bed!
[21:40:49] <AzumaHazuki> nothing says christmas like two back to back shifts 'cause half the pharmacy called out @_@ ye flipping gods
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[21:08:42] <Bender> karma - chromas: 321
[21:08:42] <FatPhil> chromas++
[21:06:49] <FatPhil> deep deep deep psyche
[21:06:44] <FatPhil> I have no idea where that came from
[21:06:36] <chromas> okay, kerning sanders
[21:06:25] <FatPhil> DON'T START ME ON TYPOGRAPHY!
[21:06:06] <chromas> They are now
[21:05:54] <requerdanos> I don't think biologists are responsible for that last one
[21:05:39] <chromas> please, sir, can I have some more?
[21:05:14] <FatPhil> not the way you do it
[21:04:56] <chromas> so strawberries aren't berries, peanuts aren't nuts and begging the question isn't actually begging. hmmm
[21:04:32] <FatPhil> Our language, don't try to fuck it up.
[21:04:23] <FatPhil> no - maybe we should tell biologist to fuck the fuck fucking off
[21:03:34] <chromas> peanutberries
[21:03:27] <requerdanos> perhaps strawfruit
[21:03:16] <chromas> Maybe they shouldn't call them berries then
[21:02:57] <FatPhil> you have mistaken a lot of "not berry"s for berries
[21:02:39] <FatPhil> is a strawberry a berry?
[21:02:21] <requerdanos> I don't think we'd mistake them for berries.
[21:02:02] <FatPhil> well, they probably do bury nuts, but we humans wouldn't recognise them as nuts, but that's my point.
[21:00:55] <FatPhil> nah - legumes, totally different
[21:00:13] <requerdanos> well, squirrels bury nuts.
[21:00:08] <FatPhil> If you cannot answer these questions, then you should *ignore biologists*
[20:59:43] <FatPhil> Are berries berries?
[20:59:38] <FatPhil> Are nuts nuts?
[20:57:49] <requerdanos> Like lions and dolphins, they don't play in the snow. Therefore mammals.
[20:57:43] <FatPhil> they ooze stuff that some (such as their offspring) like licking, but I don't think that makes you a mammal
[20:57:00] <FatPhil> one question is whether platypi (fuck you!), platypodes (also, fuck you), are even mammals.
[20:55:59] <FatPhil> my cousin billy?
[20:48:51] <chromas> Dolphins would if they could
[20:22:36] <c0lo> dolphins
[20:13:25] <c0lo> "Name a mammal that does NOT play in the snow." lions, platipuses
[20:11:35] <systemd> ^ 03A mailman, two little sisters, and weeks-long games of Tic-tac-toe ( https://www.cnn.com )
[20:11:33] <Bytram> whereto? http://rss.cnn.com
[20:06:42] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Happy Holidays! And... an Update! - https://sylnt.us
[18:26:04] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Police Seize VPN Service Beloved by Cyber-Criminals - https://sylnt.us - another-one-bites-the-dust
[16:06:30] * Runaway1956_ wonders if Dear Wife will allow him to take a nap . . .
[16:04:47] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Scientists Sound the Alarm Over Fast-Shrinking Caspian Sea - the Moscow Times" (8 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[16:04:25] <systemd> Submitting "Scientists Sound the Alarm Over Fast-Shrinking Caspian Sea - The Moscow Times"...
[16:04:22] <Runaway1956_> =submit https://www.themoscowtimes.com
[16:02:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> first time i ever worked my ass off to buy something was a pair of hockey skates so's i could get up all kinds of speed before i fell down on that rink.
[16:02:46] <Bytram> happy holidays!
[16:02:37] <Bytram> gtg; back in a few hours
[16:01:13] <Runaway1956_> The 35% of Dallas that is Mexican just look at ice skaters like "Gringos locos!"
[16:00:40] <Runaway1956_> Well yeah, Dallas is about 35% transplanted Yankees, mostly from Boston
[16:00:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> last place i ice skated was dallas. they had a rink.
[15:59:39] <Runaway1956_> not much ice skating around here either
[15:59:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> i've used a car hood behind a 4wheeler. there wasn't enough snow to slide on without the extra pull
[15:58:36] <requerdanos> We had a white christmas here in 1989.
[15:58:20] <Runaway1956_> Uh-huh - and in my 30 years in Arkie-saw, we've had - ohhhh - ten or twelve occassions when the kids could sled
[15:57:38] <requerdanos> no, but you need the frozen surface
[15:57:20] <Runaway1956_> Don't need a sled to sled - I've seen all sorts of ridiculous things used, like cardboard
[15:56:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> only if you're a yankee. the rest of us don't get enough snow to sled.
[15:56:28] <Runaway1956_> Name a mammal that does NOT play in the snow.
[15:55:53] <systemd> ^ 03Some U.S. cities have banned a favorite winter pastime -- snow sledding
[15:55:52] <Runaway1956_> https://www.upi.com
[15:55:48] <Runaway1956_> This is not only Un-American - it's inhuman. You can't tell a kid he can't sled and play in the snow!
[15:49:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah but i ain't doing no two hour drive before i'm good and caffeinated
[15:47:28] <Runaway1956_> Was wondering, you have a driver's license I think . . .
[15:46:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> FYI: no, i ain't blowed up. nashville is a two hour drive from here.
[15:45:41] <Runaway1956_> =submit https://arstechnica.com
[15:42:49] <systemd> ^ 03Queen spends Christmas Day apart from family for first time in 30 years
[15:42:47] <Runaway1956_> https://www.theguardian.com
[15:41:49] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Astronauts on the International Space Space Station Beam Christmas Cheer to Earth" (27 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[15:41:27] <systemd> Submitting "Astronauts on the International Space Space Station beam Christmas cheer to Earth"...
[15:41:26] <Runaway1956_> =submit https://www.space.com
[15:37:51] <requerdanos> squeaky wheel theory in action
[15:37:22] * Runaway1956_ notes that Megan Markle gets about 25% of the headlines that Trump gets
[15:32:58] <systemd> ^ 03First Christmas Concert Held in Paris Notre-Dame Cathedral Since Fire - Video
[15:32:55] <Runaway1956_> https://sputniknews.com
[15:14:49] * Runaway1956_ may want to hide when the Brits show up . . .
[15:14:21] <Runaway1956_> No no no! Don't do that!! You'll confuse the Brits!
[15:10:31] * Bytram lobs in a "19" to replace the "12"
[15:10:04] <Bytram> Pretty obvious there were NO COVID-12 cases, no?
[15:09:38] <Runaway1956_> This is why they have to import STEM workers from around the world, LOL
[15:09:15] <systemd> ^ 03Cumulative number of Covid-19 cases doesn’t match differences between daily figures – BreakingNews
[15:09:13] <Runaway1956_> https://bbcbreakingnews.com
[15:09:10] <Runaway1956_> The English can't do simple math, so no one knows how many COVID-12 cases there are in the UK
[15:04:54] <Runaway1956_> no injuries reported, thank God
[15:04:15] <Runaway1956_> what a Christmas morning in Nashville
[15:04:04] <systemd> ^ 03Nashville Explosion From Parked RV Appears to Be ‘Intentional Act’: Police
[15:04:03] <Runaway1956_> https://heavy.com
[15:02:04] <Bytram> Runaway1956_: yes, they have... and it is described in some detail in the article.
[15:00:56] <Runaway1956_> They haven't had doctors and engineers considering the implications of this regolithic dust?
[15:00:36] <Runaway1956_> Good sub Bytram - but it leaves me wondering what NASA has been doing for the last 50 years.
[14:22:27] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Dealing With Dust: a Back-to-the-moon Dilemma - SpaceNews" (27 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[14:22:06] <systemd> Submitting "Dealing with dust: A back-to-the-moon dilemma - SpaceNews"...( 1 modified urls; https://spacenews.com )
[14:22:04] <Bytram> =asub from the it's-a-dirty-job-but-someone-really-has-to-do-it dept. https://spacenews.com
[14:19:58] <Bytram> I'm starting to suspect that, in my case, my cookie just happened to expire. There's no way for me to check that, now, of course. :/
[14:18:59] <Bytram> requerdanos: thanks!
[14:10:45] <requerdanos> Satisfyingly normal experience here.
[14:08:33] <Bytram> How about anyone else? Everything okay? Any glitches?
[14:08:10] <Bytram> Runaway1956_: tx for that, so far has been fine for me, too. Posted a couple comments, moderated some stories, so far no further issues.
[13:46:51] <Runaway1956_> looks like just that one glitch Bytram - everything looks normal after that
[13:42:49] <Ingar> life is great
[13:42:42] <Ingar> Sleep for 12hrs, notice it's christmas, crawl back into bed
[13:38:36] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Tesla's German Gigafactory Has a Lizard Problem - https://sylnt.us - yes-and-no
[13:24:44] <Bytram> Merry Christmas everybody!
[13:24:22] <Bytram> thanks!
[13:24:07] <requerdanos> Merry Christmas to everyone.
[13:22:34] <Bytram> Runaway1956_: Thanks for reporting in. If there are any other reports, I'll try bouncing the servers.
[12:54:38] <Runaway1956_> maybe the site was cold
[12:54:28] <Runaway1956_> looks about nerml I guess . . .
[12:52:45] <Runaway1956_> guess I need to browse around, see if other weird stuff happens
[12:52:28] <Runaway1956_> just sat down, and clicked the shortcut to Soylent - and instead of front page, was taken to breaking news
[12:06:27] <Bytram> Hmm? Was looking at my messages on SoylentNews. Selected one. Clicked Delete. Was logged out. ??
[09:56:01] <systemd> https://youtube.com - Woman Has Removed Over 300 Hooks From Sharks' Mouths | The Dodo Wild Hearts (03:39; 7,045,623 views; 👍143,193 👎1,893)
[09:56:00] <c0lo> =yt G8LmxwOgBhA
[08:56:52] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google Told Scientists to Use 'a Positive Tone' in AI Research, Documents Show - https://sylnt.us - be-positive
[08:20:14] <systemd> ^ 03Twitter will make Joe Biden’s @POTUS account start with zero followers
[08:20:12] <c0lo> https://www.theverge.com
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[05:31:15] <Cascade> Brings a new meaning to "niggerknocking"
[05:30:25] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Dozens Sue Amazon's Ring After Camera Hack Leads to Threats and Racial Slurs" (23 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[05:30:04] <systemd> Submitting "Dozens sue Amazon's Ring after camera hack leads to threats and racial slurs"...( 1 modified urls; http://www.theguardian.com )
[05:30:01] <c0lo> =submit https://www.theguardian.com
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[05:13:34] <chromas> hadn't seen it. thanks mang
[05:11:25] <systemd> ^ 03KFC to release their own gaming console to compete with PS5: SoylentNews Submission
[05:11:23] <c0lo> Oh, chromas, do you ever read the sub Q? https://soylentnews.org
[04:57:25] <systemd> ^ 03KFC's ultrapowerful KFConsole includes a built-in chicken chamber - Business Insider
[04:57:24] <chromas> https://www.businessinsider.com
[04:32:47] <bacteria> my american relatives are the opposite of that... i married into cottons
[04:29:59] * c0lo watching bacteria spoiling the wine. Call your cousins, the yeasts
[04:07:57] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - UK Space Industry Set to Build 10 New Satellites - https://sylnt.us - orbital-"stuff"
[03:06:49] * bacteria get into wine
[03:06:22] <bacteria> indeed it is :)
[03:04:25] <Bytram> merry christmas everybody!
[03:03:58] <Bytram> sounds like a plan -- I'm pretty tired, too.
[03:03:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> aight, nicotine then reading in bed for me. yall have a merry ho-ho.
[03:01:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> 2.9% + $0.30.
[03:00:06] <chromas> Ah, I just wanted an exact amount to appear in the thing
[03:00:04] <Runaway1956__> ahhhh, I guess that's good
[02:59:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> competition. paypal lowered their fees.
[02:59:19] <Runaway1956__> collusion?
[02:58:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> huh, no, it WAS cheaper than paypal, now it's exactly the same.
[02:58:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> cheaper than paypal though
[02:58:06] <Bytram> chromas: a fixed amount of every transaction, plus a percentage, a bit extra when currency conversion is involved
[02:58:05] <requerdanos> Maybe something like 30 cents plus 3 percent?
[02:57:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> some formula. works out to a buck seventy-five on a fifty dollar payment or 88 cents on a twenty dollar one.
[02:57:11] * Bytram waves hands around, another 3 grand -- big guess -- should get us caught up.
[02:55:29] <Bytram> 2.) We ran at a deficit for a while, so we have a ways to go until we recoup the original investment by our founders that allowed us to start the site
[02:55:23] <chromas> what percentage does stripe take?
[02:55:03] * TheMightyBuzzard turns chromas upside down and shakes him for wallet fodder
[02:54:33] * TheMightyBuzzard just had to sacrifice his dvd burner to the sata/m.2 gods
[02:54:23] <Bytram> 1.) Goal is an estimate -- actual expenses may vary
[02:53:55] <Bytram> unofficially, of course, but it looks like we need another $50 or so to meet our goal but...
[02:53:38] <Runaway1956__> wonder if I can find the receipts . . .
[02:53:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> at least 14
[02:52:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> bit more than that
[02:52:52] <Bytram> we had strong support for the fundraiser for the first half of the year
[02:52:51] <Runaway1956__> hmmmm - maybe six years old
[02:52:43] <Runaway1956__> Disks are only like 4 years old - enterprise editions
[02:52:12] * Runaway1956__ remembers when a gig was fekkin' ginormous
[02:52:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> plus a 4GB raid would be on disks so ancient we couldn't plug them in to anything
[02:52:08] <Bytram> SoyCow8170: we seem to be doing well-ish atm
[02:51:29] <chromas> I'd totally do it, but I'd need to get a UPS
[02:51:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> not very. i think the db alone is that big.
[02:51:20] * Runaway1956__ figures less than half the database
[02:51:00] <Runaway1956__> Out of curiosity, how far would a 4 Gig Raid go toward hosting the site?
[02:50:58] <SoyCow8170> The lockdowns are a convenient excuse to get laws that no one wants passed because we can't physically go out and protest
[02:50:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, yeah, you host the db to save me room for my pr0n
[02:50:02] <chromas> then the only funds sn needs is donations to pay for sweet fiber-to-the-home connections >:)
[02:49:49] <SoyCow8170> On a side note I feel like all these copyright expansion laws are conveniently being pushed now (along with many other laws soon to follow like laws and spending to 'fix' the russian hacks) because people can't physically go out and protest like they used to and politicians know that. A good analogy would be what happened WRT the hong Kong protests when Covid hit and how that helped China do what they wanted
[02:49:33] * Runaway1956__ can't even spell redundancy
[02:49:25] <chromas> Good idea. tmb and I can run it off both our desktops for redundancy
[02:48:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> can be downsized by sacrificing redundancy if necessary. honestly, it could run on my desktop if it had to. plus we got RS3 offering us servers.
[02:48:04] <Runaway1956__> No one talks about it, but I think a lot of people are having financial difficulties this year
[02:47:34] <SoyCow8170> I hope so. It would be very sad to see this great site go
[02:47:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> we've got a buffer. not full a year long with no income one but we can live through a short half year or two.
[02:45:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> SoyCow8170, weird. you said that while i was pulling funds from stripe to the bank.
[02:45:55] <requerdanos> Yes, thank you for supporting the site and the community.
[02:45:20] <Runaway1956__> Thank you SoyCow8170 - I've been slacking
[02:44:47] <SoyCow8170> Soylentnews is a great website, I would hate to see it go due to a lack of funding
[02:43:51] <SoyCow8170> I donated $45 but I noticed it doesn't look like you will meet your goal. I hope the site won't be shut down
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[02:40:42] <systemd> ^ 0342 points! 14-year-old Kansas girl shoots world record-breaking buck
[02:40:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> cause of https://fox8.com
[02:40:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> just chillin around mocking all the deer hunters i know about them being worse hunters than a 14yo girl
[02:40:15] <systemd> https://www.amazon.com - Watch Wallace & Gromit: The Complete Collection | Prime Video;
[02:40:14] <Bytram> =g wallace and gromet
[02:40:09] <Bytram> wallace and gromet
[02:39:21] <systemd> https://youtube.com - A Grand Day Out - Building a Rocket - A Grand Day Out (02:53; 1,313,909 views; 👍6,417 👎247)
[02:39:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> i just fried up some eggs. kids won't be around till tomorrow evening and then we're taking off in the morning for a week.
[02:39:20] <Bytram> =yt a grand day out
[02:39:11] <systemd> https://en.wikipedia.org - A Grand Day Out - Wikipedia
[02:39:10] <Bytram> =g a grand day out
[02:38:56] <Runaway1956__> I invented that forever ago when I was trying to get little kids to ingest something nutritious
[02:38:21] <Runaway1956__> Cheeeeeese, you cheese head! ;^)
[02:37:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> butter, peanutbutter, jelly, and crack?
[02:37:51] <requerdanos> grab perhaps needs an offset
[02:37:32] <Bytram> nograb
[02:37:27] <Bytram> that's some big shit!
[02:37:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> unless you're from arkansas
[02:37:19] <Runaway1956__> I'm making do with b,pb,j,&c sammiches, toasted
[02:37:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, that's two fistfuls
[02:36:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> but it's cumbersome to say 1/9000th of a shitload
[02:36:43] <chromas> plus, most people have ten digits, which makes a fistful metric
[02:36:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, the official unit for bacon is the shitload
[02:36:23] <Runaway1956__> You haven't seen my tablespoon chromas
[02:36:13] <chromas> and bacon
[02:36:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, that's for dollars
[02:35:49] <chromas> tablespoon? no sir! this is america, and in america we measure food by fistfuls
[02:35:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar. make sure when you tell youngsters about it that it was up hill both ways
[02:35:41] <AzumaHazuki> thanks...that's what i hope to help bring to the people coming there
[02:35:24] <requerdanos> peace and good health.
[02:35:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> doesn't take a large amount of bacon to make a soup of whatever kind more gooder. a tablespoon for two standard cereal/soup bowls is enough to make whatever else is in it nummy.
[02:35:01] <AzumaHazuki> ...okay, time to haul ass off to the hospital in the snow. what fun, blyat...!
[02:34:19] <Bender> Added quote 1015
[02:34:19] <chromas> !grab AzumaHazuki
[02:34:12] <requerdanos> bacon is yummy, would rather not do without. I also keep the real bacon bits around.
[02:33:06] <AzumaHazuki> ...not compromising on breasts though >>; i love them
[02:32:58] <AzumaHazuki> i can do without bacon. it's terrible for you anyway
[02:30:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> i always keep a bag of *real* bacon bits handy for emergencies. makes most anything taste better if not good. works wonders on ramen.
[02:30:16] <AzumaHazuki> maybe i'll splurge and get some stew beef or something instead of just manager's special chicken bits
[02:28:15] <AzumaHazuki> i've got rice, barley, beans, hominy corn, and some other pantry staples
[02:28:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's like... the smell of bacon and the sight of big ole tiddies. you have to lie to yourself if you're going to swear either off to keep from killing yourself in despair.
[02:27:53] <AzumaHazuki> i have a 3 day weekend coming. it'll be snowed in. perfect time for soup and stew
[02:26:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> can't be helped. too many people already know what meat tastes like and think it's delicious.
[02:25:40] <requerdanos> preferably in bacon fat
[02:25:32] <requerdanos> tofu is great cubed, dusted with cornstarch, and fried
[02:24:43] <AzumaHazuki> blehh, vegetarian food should be proud of what it is, not try to be what it isn't
[02:24:27] <chromas> that's why it's got the scare quotes
[02:24:13] <AzumaHazuki> tofu isn't meat, ugh. i like it in where appropriate but it's not meat
[02:23:26] <chromas> soylent moneys
[02:23:14] <bacteria> it's a "meat" product made entirely out of tofu
[02:22:17] <AzumaHazuki> what is a soybuck?
[02:21:02] <systemd> ^ 03Song A Day #202: Bing Goes The Internet
[02:21:00] <chromas> https://www.youtube.com
[02:18:31] * chromas sends TheMightyBuzzard $50 soybucks
[02:11:34] <systemd> ^ 03Save 40% on Disgaea 4 Complete+ on Steam
[02:11:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> damn, i need this game! https://store.steampowered.com
[02:01:11] <Runaway1956__> maybe I need to move the doghouse over the holes . . . remove the floor first
[02:00:44] <Runaway1956__> Nice comfy pad, with a couple blankets, and they don't want to go inside, they're dug into holes in the ground instead
[01:59:38] <Runaway1956__> It seems they prefer to sleep under the cold cold stars
[01:59:28] <AzumaHazuki> s/communist/worldwide/
[01:59:23] <Runaway1956__> I did check on my silly dogs after I put some work into fixing up their little dog house.
[01:58:44] <Runaway1956__> Oh, never mind - that's Celsius, or Centigrade, or Communist degrees.
[01:58:21] <Runaway1956__> Oh my Gerbil! Oh my Goebbel! My Goebbel Gerbil will freeze tonight! It's -1!
[01:39:12] <chromas> yes
[01:38:49] <bacteria> spoken like a true mammal
[01:34:21] <chromas> no
[01:28:53] <FatPhil> Oi! Keep your autophappic nervous system under control
[01:25:05] <chromas> there we go
[01:25:02] <SedBot> <chromas> <FatPhil> tit's where it's at
[01:25:02] <chromas> FatPhil: s/l//
[01:18:43] <systemd> ^ 03Aboriginal seasons of Victoria, Australia
[01:18:41] <c0lo> FatPhil, you mean the season of butterflies around here, in Melbourne. Have no need of those stars, nature is varied enough for 6 seasons in a usual year https://www.visitvictoria.com
[01:08:51] <Runaway1956__> rejuvenating
[01:08:40] <Runaway1956__> TheMightyBuzzard - I've said in the past, that if makeup companies claimed some rejuveniting power for moon dust, we would have fleets of ships going up there for dust
[00:20:17] <systemd> ^ 03Millions Of Women Agree To Take Vaccine After It's Disguised As An Essential Oil
[00:20:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> and... https://babylonbee.com
[00:15:38] <systemd> ^ 03Miracle: Government Feeds Five People With Just 2.3 Trillion Loaves And Fishes
[00:15:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://babylonbee.com
[00:15:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> blah
[00:15:09] <SedBot> <TheMightyBuzzard> i mean, one fat cat congressman coud supply a small chinese restaurant for a whole day
[00:15:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> s/l//
[00:12:04] <FatPhil> tilt's where it's at
[00:06:19] <FatPhil> yeah, but the shortest day/night is December 21 which is when you should be celebrating your pagan thing.