#soylent | Logs for 2020-06-29

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[00:07:41] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Spacewalking Astronaut Loses Mirror, Newest Space Junk - https://sylnt.us - lost-in-space
[00:32:27] <chromas> Probably needs to lose a little weight if he needs a mirror to find his junk
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[02:26:21] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - "Super Earths" Discovered Orbiting Nearby Bright Red Dwarf Star Gliese 887 - https://sylnt.us - just-a-bit-further-over-than-the-chemists
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[04:38:03] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - WireGuard Imported Into OpenBSD - https://sylnt.us
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[06:47:45] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New Polymer Easily Captures Gold Extracted From E-Waste - https://sylnt.us - all-that-filters
[07:20:46] <FatPhil> =submit https://top500.org
[07:20:48] <systemd> Submitting "June 2020 | TOP500"...
[07:20:49] <exec> └─ 13June 2020 | TOP500
[07:21:10] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03June 2020 | TOP500" (12 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[08:35:27] <chromas> https://soylentnews.org
[08:35:29] <exec> └─ 13Fujitsu's ARM-based Fugaku Supercomputer Leads June 2020 TOP500 List at 415 PetaFLOPs - SoylentNews
[08:35:29] <systemd> ^ 03Fujitsu's ARM-based Fugaku Supercomputer Leads June 2020 TOP500 List at 415 PetaFLOPs - SoylentNews
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[08:56:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Announcing Perl 7 - https://sylnt.us - out-with-the-old,-in-with-the-new
[08:57:25] <Bytram> coffee++
[08:57:25] <Bender> karma - coffee: 5286
[10:17:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:17:18] <Bender> karma - coffee: 5287
[10:55:01] <Bytram> =gnu TheMightyBuzzard
[10:55:01] * systemd cordially sodomizes Santa's bag of emotes with TheMightyBuzzard
[10:57:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> =gparted Bytram
[10:57:58] * systemd delightfuly enriches a D cup of cheese logs with Bytram
[10:59:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++ #smoke break
[10:59:46] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 779
[11:00:13] <Bytram> <say voice="Wallace">Cheeeese Gromit!</say>
[11:07:58] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Nationwide Facial Recognition Ban Proposed by Lawmakers - https://sylnt.us - business-opportunity
[12:44:54] <Bytram> =g EXIF Wikipedia
[12:44:55] <systemd> https://en.wikipedia.org - Exif - Wikipedia
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[13:07:32] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - SoylentNews Needs Your Help - https://sylnt.us
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[13:16:41] <animal> hi!
[13:16:51] <animal> registered user #202 here :)
[13:32:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[13:32:19] <Bender> karma - coffee: 5288
[13:32:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> animal, sup, yo
[13:35:25] <animal> yo bro
[13:36:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> currently weighing the merits of working on the church house all by my lonesome or having some breakfast, watching some tv, and having a nap since The Roomie and his kids are out on a trip.
[13:40:34] <GrandFireWizard> Breakfast, TV, nap...
[13:40:41] <GrandFireWizard> sounds good ^ ^
[13:41:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> really does but chruch work comes with a side of four cute little kittens that think i'm the best thing since sliced bread when i step out for a smoke.
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[13:44:37] <animal> does this server support ip cloaking?
[13:45:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> cloaks automagically but you can sign up for a different one if you like. we have some automatically offered ones or you can pick whatever you like if you're okay waiting on Deucalion or chromas to approve it
[13:46:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> /hostserv help
[13:46:52] <animal> yeah i was looking for that command
[13:46:58] <animal> < -- old irc user
[13:47:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> i had to think about it for a bit. been a while since i set one up
[13:47:22] <animal> and also an irc admin for an open source game
[13:47:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> man, i ain't played one of those in a while except for the silly one i put on mrplow.
[13:48:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fitectl status
[13:48:09] <MrPlow> #fite TheMightyBuzzard level: 3012, hp: 3022, weapon: 'miniature giant space hamster', armor: '( o Y o )'
[13:49:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> had to give up my awesome one when i came on staff but i gave it to my bot MrPlow
[13:52:16] <animal> TheMightyBuzzard, you should connect to port 6697 to enable ssl
[13:52:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> for me or for MrPlow?
[13:52:31] <animal> as should everyone since the server supports it
[13:52:51] <animal> everyone
[13:53:22] <animal> nice hostname for MrPlow
[13:53:36] * TheMightyBuzzard is currently connected to the staff znc using ssl but it's connected without it since nobody can sniff connections to localhost
[13:53:53] <Ingar> except intel
[13:54:04] <animal> lol
[13:54:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> well yeah but they can ignore any encryption as well
[13:54:08] <Ingar> or anyone abusing their security holes
[13:54:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> MrPlow's running on beryllium, same as ircd, so he uses localhost as well
[13:54:58] <animal> no need
[13:55:02] <animal> as for services
[13:55:31] <animal> who is the irc admin here?
[13:55:50] <animal> Deucalion
[13:55:56] <animal> ok found that :)
[13:56:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> Deucalion. also CEO. i'm sure he'd be glad to get rid of a job though.
[13:56:12] <boru> I'm looking forward to the M100PFS which should be released next quarter; RISC-V hard core with FPGA fabric. I'll probably migrate this machine to that.
[13:56:35] <boru> Poor Deucalion. Always having to put up with my weird requess when he does upgrades.
[13:56:42] <boru> I should really send him some beer in the post.
[13:56:57] <animal> cc some here too :)
[13:57:18] <boru> Does the main server do TLS 1.3 yet?
[13:57:21] <boru> Or just al?
[13:57:48] <animal> most here linux users?
[13:57:57] <boru> It has SPKI as a SASL auth now, which is nice.
[13:58:00] <boru> I'm on BSD.
[13:58:09] <animal> better than winblows
[13:58:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> all the gentoo boxes, so magnesium (load balancer/tls termination), lithium (dev), and al (beryllium replacement in the works)
[13:58:22] <boru> Better than Linux, too.
[13:58:28] <animal> meh
[13:58:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> boru's a natural contrarian. much respect.
[13:59:01] <animal> tbh never tried it
[13:59:04] * boru chuckles.
[13:59:16] <FatPhil> ooooohhhhh no he isn't!
[13:59:34] <cmn32480> DUck SeasoN!
[13:59:37] <animal> but with all this systemd stuff looks like a good candidate
[14:00:14] <FatPhil> cult of devuan available
[14:00:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> gentoo's more gooder. no "can i use this bit of gpl code" worries. and no systemd.
[14:00:34] <animal> slack is also systemd free
[14:00:45] <boru> There's also the open solaris clones (I think only openindiana is still going)
[14:00:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm glad slack still exists. and i'm equally glad to not be using it.
[14:01:12] <boru> How much longer slack will not turn into Lennux is another matter. Fair play to Pat for keeping it going so long.
[14:01:14] <animal> oldest distro alive
[14:01:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> i still have dependency hell nightmares from when i installed from floppy sets
[14:01:52] <boru> Yeah, package management is still a bit bonkers over there, iirc.
[14:02:04] <boru> I kept a slack box around for testing on linux.
[14:02:25] <animal> i think slack uses slapt-get or something
[14:02:34] <boru> It does now, perhaps.
[14:02:47] <animal> havent tried it since 2000
[14:02:57] <animal> i use debian since then
[14:03:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> slapt-get is sposed to have made it much better, yeah. last time i used it slapt-get existed but tarballs were still the primary method.
[14:03:05] <boru> That said, it's not all sunshine and roses over here in the greener BSD pastures. For the first time in 20 years, I've been bitten by some hw compatibility problems.
[14:03:29] <boru> For a microscope, and also a GPU in the same year.
[14:03:53] <animal> gotta run... catch you later
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[14:04:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, the breakfast+ option just won out with my stomach casting the tie-breaking vote
[14:04:15] <boru> They really did need to run. Perhaps Turkey has invaded, as they said they would last month.
[14:15:36] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Can You Please Help SoylentNews? [Updated] - https://sylnt.us - we've-been-here-for-you;-will-you-be-here-for-us?
[14:18:07] <boru> Looks like it's time for me to renew my sub.
[14:18:29] <boru> What are the options for payment? Is there any way to avoid fees?
[14:20:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> boru, paypal and stripe. i spose you could mail a check to NCommander.
[14:20:47] * TheMightyBuzzard is frying up a pound of link sausages for breakfast
[14:22:53] <boru> Get a bitcoin wallet, sheesh!
[14:24:18] <boru> Oh, stripe allows that.
[14:30:23] <boru> Just tried to update my sub, but got: http://sprunge.us
[14:38:05] <Bytram> boru: did you enable javascript?
[14:38:46] <boru> Yeah
[14:39:02] <Bytram> we set things us with the request and then hand it over to PayPal/Stripe to do the actual billing and then they credit our account.
[14:39:04] <Bytram> oh.
[14:39:30] <Bytram> hmm
[14:40:04] <Bytram> I just got a "glitch" when trying to load a page; it worked okay when I resubmitted the request.
[14:40:14] <boru> An intermediary page with something about TMB's offshore beer account poppoed up momentarily, but it was gone too quickly to read.
[14:40:24] <boru> I'll give it another shot.
[14:40:28] <Bytram> boru: Let me check the subs page
[14:41:11] <FatPhil> Why not just put the IBAN details up, then direct bank transfers could be done.
[14:41:12] <Bytram> yes, I do not see anything there from you; could you please try again?
[14:41:29] <Bytram> =g IBAN
[14:41:30] <systemd> https://www.iban.com - IBAN Checker: International Bank Account Number validation
[14:41:58] <boru> Yeah, IBAN would be ideal.
[14:42:13] <FatPhil> I do everything by direct bank transfers. The concept of chosing to have one or even two middlemen is dumb.
[14:43:01] <Bytram> what kind of a fee do they charge?
[14:43:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> boru, stripe quit allowing bitcoin when the transaction fees were north of $20
[14:43:15] <boru> That's a bit arse.
[14:43:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> btc transaction fees not their fees, that is
[14:44:34] * TheMightyBuzzard seriously dreads the thought of trying site code into the bank account in any way
[14:45:12] * FatPhil doesn't even understand what TheMightyBuzzard is trying to say
[14:46:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> FatPhil, nevermind. i spect it's no more complex or insecurely implemented than CC nonsense.
[14:46:07] <Bytram> FatPhil: It looks to me that IBAN would need to know our back account number in order to know where to send the funds, no?
[14:46:23] <Bytram> s/back/bank/
[14:46:25] <exec> <Bytram> FatPhil: It looks to me that IBAN would need to know our bank account number in order to know where to send the funds, no?
[14:46:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... that'd screw us then. can't have our secret swiss account number getting out
[14:47:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> might not be able to buy the caribbean island this winter if it did
[14:47:30] <Bytram> https://www.iban.com
[14:47:31] <systemd> ^ 03IBAN License information and pricing plans
[14:47:32] <exec> └─ 13IBAN License information and pricing plans
[14:47:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> anyway, i'm buggering off. breakfast is done.
[14:48:03] <Bytram> Zoinks!
[14:48:26] <Bytram> € 400 /Year ???
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[14:50:58] <Bytram> 1 EUR = 1.1246 USD
[14:51:20] <driveby> https://dissident-mag.com
[14:51:21] <systemd> ^ 03Foreign Direct Investment – A Passport to Subjugate the World
[14:51:22] <exec> └─ 13Foreign Direct Investment – A Passport to Subjugate the World – Dissident Mag
[14:51:35] <driveby> https://i.4pcdn.org
[14:51:49] <FatPhil> SWIFT/BIC works too.
[14:52:03] <Bytram> basically, using IBAN would cost us $450 / year
[14:52:23] <FatPhil> It's basically something that identifies your bank (and branch) and something that identifies your account number.
[14:52:49] <Bytram> how would be do THAT, and how much would it cost?
[14:53:16] <FatPhil> You write some numbers on a webpage
[14:53:20] <FatPhil> zero
[14:53:32] <FatPhil> I'm not saying use the API
[14:54:08] <FatPhil> If you have a bank account, you have an IBAN number already, you're just not aware of it.
[14:54:27] <FatPhil> Pay me a cent, and I'll tell you what your IBAN is tomorrow.
[14:55:02] <Bytram> I do not have access to funds.
[14:55:39] <Bytram> I can look at reports of subscriptions on our server. that's pretty much it.
[14:56:27] <FatPhil> Someone would need to manually look at the bank statements to actually award the subs to those who pay that way, so it's not zero-overhead, but it is zero cost.
[14:56:39] <boru> Just juggling work shite here at the moment; I'll try the stripe method again shortly.
[14:56:58] <Bytram> bodu++ thanks!!!!!!!!!
[14:56:58] <Bender> karma - bodu: 1
[14:57:11] <Bytram> boru++ thanks!!!!!!!!!
[14:57:11] <Bender> karma - boru: 40
[14:58:34] <Bytram> FatPhil: Yeah, I think just Matt_ and NCommander have access, and *maybe* TheMightyBuzzard, too.
[14:59:17] <FatPhil> It only needs to be read-only access to the bank account, of course.
[15:00:15] <Bytram> yes, but there is apparently no way to set things up with our bank, so that I can see things, without also giving me the ability to DO things. :/
[15:00:41] <boru> It failed here again. Same message.
[15:01:04] <Bytram> blargh!
[15:01:15] <boru> I'm wondering if one of my other plugins is causing an issue e.g. if this financial company crap is trying to fingerprint my browser
[15:01:24] <boru> Let me try my native user agent. One moment.
[15:01:34] <Bytram> obliged!
[15:02:31] <boru> No dice. I get the little green tick sign on the stripe form, but then that message from the site after it closes.
[15:03:19] <Bytram> Grrr! And TMB just made himself scarce.
[15:03:47] <Bytram> Hmm, what browser are you using?
[15:03:56] <boru> Firefox here.
[15:04:18] <boru> But with a few plugins to prevent finger printing.
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[15:04:39] <Bytram> nod nod
[15:04:55] <Bytram> PayPal or Stripe?
[15:05:07] <boru> I tried stripe in all attempts.
[15:07:24] <Bytram> good to know, thanks!
[15:08:47] <Bytram> We have had two Stripe transactions successfully go through so far today.
[15:08:56] <boru> What time?
[15:09:05] <boru> I sure hope I haven't subscribed three times.
[15:10:14] <Bytram> nope, I do not see you there at all.
[15:10:44] <boru> I wonder if stripe has a problem with VPNs
[15:12:18] <Bytram> Have not heard of any so far.
[15:12:34] <Bytram> Here's what I have from stripe:
[15:12:36] <Bytram> 2020-06-29 15:03:00 19.12 20.00
[15:12:36] <Bytram> 2020-06-29 14:17:20 19.12 20.00
[15:12:44] <boru> No, that wasn't me.
[15:12:53] <Bytram> date/time/net/gross
[15:12:58] <Bytram> k
[15:13:01] <Bytram> whew!
[15:13:07] * boru tries disabling more plugins...
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[15:13:35] <Bytram> back in a few
[15:14:41] <boru> Right, I've disabled pretty much everything, but still the same error.
[15:16:36] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Microsoft Releases Defender ATP for Linux - https://sylnt.us - how-do-you-do,-fellow-kids?
[15:17:12] <boru> Good grief, why would anyone run software from microsoft anywhere else? What are they thinking...
[15:17:37] <Bytram> those who would do that are easy marks for something else?
[15:17:54] <boru> True that.
[15:18:11] <Bytram> is why spam has misspeeel;igs
[15:18:40] <boru> Indeed.
[15:22:30] <Bytram> I updated the Beg-o-Meter on the main page... this community is AWESOME!
[15:22:54] <Bytram> gotta take care of some stuff; will be away for a bit.
[15:23:11] <boru> I will try paying on another machine.
[15:32:40] <Bytram> back
[15:32:51] <Bytram> boru: Much appreciated!!!!!
[17:28:16] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Credit Card Skimmers Now Being Buried in Image File Metadata on E-Commerce Websites - https://sylnt.us - watch-what-you-look-at
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[17:32:04] <SunTzuWarmaster> There is a story about reddit banning 2000 subreddits
[17:32:10] <SunTzuWarmaster> but I cannot verify its truth
[17:32:36] <SunTzuWarmaster> https://www.reddit.com has been banned
[17:32:38] <systemd> ^ 03reddit: the front page of the internet
[17:32:39] <exec> └─ 13reddit: the front page of the internet
[17:33:56] <SunTzuWarmaster> I don't know how many of the other ones on this list are banned
[17:33:57] <SunTzuWarmaster> https://www.reddit.com
[17:33:59] <systemd> ^ 03r/JusticeServed - 620+ r/ChapoTrapHouse users have been banned in the last hour
[17:34:01] <exec> └─ 13620+ r/ChapoTrapHouse users have been banned in the last hour : JusticeServed
[17:34:11] <SunTzuWarmaster> theredpill is still and marriedredpill are still
[17:34:42] <SunTzuWarmaster> theredpill is still "quarantined" and marriedredpill is still "safe"
[17:35:00] <SunTzuWarmaster> https://www.reddit.com is down
[17:35:01] <systemd> ^ 03reddit: the front page of the internet
[17:35:03] <exec> └─ 13reddit: the front page of the internet
[17:36:40] <nutherguy> =submit https://www.forbes.com
[17:36:42] <exec> └─ 13New Executive Order Fights Credential Inflation In The Federal Workforce
[17:36:43] <systemd> Submitting "New Executive Order Fights Credential Inflation In The Federal Workforce"...
[17:37:04] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03New Executive Order Fights Credential Inflation in the Federal Workforce" (1 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[17:37:09] <SunTzuWarmaster> I'm reporting on this because it is covered on slashdot and elsewhere, but the coverage is kinda shit - considering there isn't a list of reported crime
[17:37:14] <SunTzuWarmaster> just dropping this here
[17:37:27] <nutherguy> That "credentila infaltion" is a large part of what's wrong with the education system
[17:37:47] <nutherguy> you don't need a degree to read a friggin' blueprint, or much of anything else.
[17:43:22] <chromas> What? I don't need a double phd to manage environment-friendly excess receptacles?
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[18:38:27] <chromas> https://www.businessinsider.com
[18:38:28] <systemd> ^ 03Reddit bans r/The_Donald, cracks down on hate speech - Business Insider
[18:38:28] <exec> └─ 13Reddit bans r/The_Donald, cracks down on hate speech - Business Insider
[18:38:39] <chromas> "The message board site banned more than 2,000 subreddits that regularly broke its rules on harassment, hate speech, and targeting on Monday, CEO Steve Huffman announced in a post. One of those subreddits was r/The_Donald, a pro-Trump forum with more than 790,000 users."
[18:38:51] <chromas> There's a story for SunTzuWarmaster, now that he's gone
[18:39:48] <pinchy> i thought they banned that long ago. and made a dedicated site for the board
[18:40:06] <chromas> It was quarantined
[18:40:40] <chromas> That just meant it would nag you every time you loaded it and probably posts wouldn't reach the front page and stuff
[18:43:38] <FatPhil> I've only seen the quoted highlights, but The_Donald seems fun to me.
[18:43:47] <FatPhil> And therefore MUST BE BANNED!
[18:44:53] <chromas> the replacement is thedonald.win
[18:45:08] <chromas> it has some sort of cloudflare protection check bs when you load it though
[19:36:07] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - EFF and California Law Firm Durie Tangri Defending Internet Archive from Publisher Lawsuit - https://sylnt.us - when-elephants-fight,-the-grass-gets-trampled
[19:38:42] <pinchy> yea. looks like they changed a lot over the last few months. used to could browse no problem. now the captcha/cloudfare and have to register to view
[19:39:53] <chromas> viewing doesn't require registration
[19:40:11] <chromas> unless they have a js-based cockblock or something
[19:50:01] <pinchy> well it requires it on this vanilla chrome
[19:50:28] <pinchy> no cock blocking or anything
[19:58:27] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Can You Please Help SoylentNews? [Updates: 2] - https://sylnt.us - we've-been-here-for-you;-will-you-be-here-for-us?
[20:32:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> boru, still around?
[21:41:23] <pinchy> no more boru, its only carny now
[21:46:45] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Disc Player Exploit Targets PlayStation 2 Console, Possibly Others - https://sylnt.us - playing-games-with-game-playing-consoles
[21:49:44] <RandomFactor> A vegan snickerdoodle. What abomination is this?
[22:03:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> not very difficult. wheat, margerine, sugar, cinnamon? that's vegan already
[22:03:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> or do they use eggs
[22:05:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> pro-tip: using honest to god butter in cookies, instead of not in addition to margarine, will give you much drier cookies
[22:05:53] <RandomFactor> I don't know, this crime against man and bird is sitting in front of me.
[22:06:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, they do use eggs. vegans like substituting applesauce for eggs. works passably.
[22:07:12] <RandomFactor> applesauce? That's a new one on me
[22:07:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> ain't right but it ain't bad either. the ones you gotta watch out for are keto folks with baked goods, not vegans.
[22:08:20] <RandomFactor> Vegan is the in thing to indoctrinate the kids with. Haven't heard keto being much of a thing
[22:08:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> fad diet that means you can sit around and eat a whole pound of bacon if you like
[22:09:07] <RandomFactor> so...atkins?
[22:09:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> more radical. no cheat days.
[22:09:33] <RandomFactor> why would you cheat on bacon?
[22:09:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> which, surprisingly, is easier than having cheat days
[22:10:16] <RandomFactor> prob
[22:11:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> keto is basically just "keep your carbs under 50g/day, otherwise go wild"
[22:12:33] <RandomFactor> No tortillas would drive me bonkers. What would i wrap my brats in? (oh bacon, nevermind..)
[22:15:34] <chromas> You still have to wrap the bacon in tortillas
[22:16:09] <RandomFactor> point
[22:16:36] <RandomFactor> you could make a bacon tortilla, kind of weave them together?
[22:18:37] <chromas> yesss
[22:19:02] <RandomFactor> Still filling out the patent app
[22:21:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> RandomFactor, you in fact can
[22:21:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> =g bacon explosion
[22:21:37] <systemd> http://www.bbqaddicts.com - Bacon Explosion: The BBQ Sausage Recipe of all Recipes - BBQ ...
[22:21:37] <RandomFactor> https://www.foodrepublic.com
[22:21:39] <exec> └─ 13From The Pitmaster: Here's How To Make A Bacon Weave - Food Republic
[22:21:39] <systemd> ^ 03From The Pitmaster: Here's How To Make A Bacon Weave - Food Republic
[22:21:44] <RandomFactor> prior art :-(
[22:22:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> damnit, now i'm hungry. and TR is out of town with the kids, so i don't wanna cook an actual meal. and we already ate up the quick n easy food.
[22:23:13] <RandomFactor> Want a snickerdoodle?
[22:23:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> bacon wrapped?
[22:23:48] <RandomFactor> Isn't that part of them?
[22:23:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, dcc me one. don't forget your gdpr cookie notice though.
[22:23:58] <RandomFactor> Why would you eat one raw?
[22:25:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> girlscouts.org does not have a gdpr cookie notice. this strikes me as hilarious.
[22:26:31] <RandomFactor> Firefox startup offers to take you to Google to set your web data timeout :-)
[22:26:38] <RandomFactor> that's funny
[22:27:04] <RandomFactor> https://myactivity.google.com
[22:27:04] <systemd> ^ 03Google - My Activity ( https://myactivity.google.com )
[22:27:22] <FatPhil> leaden irony
[22:27:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> aight, i gotta go find foods before my stomach mutinies
[22:28:38] <RandomFactor> I dropped a thing of butter on the floor the other day. Was gonna feed it to the dog in his dinner, but got an earful about how it was bad for the poor thing so i gave up and tossed it. That was one disappointed dog.
[22:29:47] <chromas> Just give him a slice at a time
[22:30:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> most certainly is not bad for the dog. dogs are carnivores and butter is fat.
[22:30:32] <RandomFactor> No it would have been bad for me at that point, not the pooch
[22:30:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup
[22:31:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, ice cream for dinner then off to mow the ex church
[22:31:29] <RandomFactor> Bluebell? Bluebell is the best
[22:31:41] <FatPhil> I went to a delightful Italian bistro on the Via Appia with someone who used to regularly work with Fellini, and we all ordered some food. All of the dishes arrived at the same time apart from mine. The waiter apologised, saying that the chef had accidentally prepared Gnocci a la Terre.
[22:33:04] <FatPhil> I'm not a great believer in the 5 second rule, but I was glad they had some standards.
[22:33:51] <RandomFactor> nods
[22:35:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> north star. ice cream bars. currently several of the strawberry shortcake variety.
[22:36:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> think ima join #BLM
[22:36:36] <RandomFactor> New channel?
[22:36:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> turns out one of their key demands is to release all prostitutes from jail. they should have lead with that.
[22:36:55] <FatPhil> Buzzard Loves Munchies?
[22:37:06] <RandomFactor> how...appropot
[22:37:14] <chromas> https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net
[22:37:51] <FatPhil> which letter is that?
[22:37:59] <FatPhil> it's literally 25 years since I read them.
[22:38:16] <FatPhil> pure fucking garbage, was a pain to read.
[22:39:19] <FatPhil> Mum was doing a humanities degree, so I agreed to teddy-bear as prep for her essays when I was in town.
[22:39:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> i don't fault the guy for thinking outside the box. i fault his friends for not smacking him in the back of the head and asking wtf
[22:40:00] <FatPhil> marx/engels was pure 2-man reacharound.
[22:40:13] <FatPhil> even to this day I can't work out how that works.
[22:41:02] <chromas> I think it was this one http://hiaw.org
[22:41:02] <systemd> ^ 03Letters: Marx-Engels Correspondence 1862
[22:41:03] <exec> └─ 13Letters: Marx-Engels Correspondence 1862
[22:41:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'why you should be friends with at least one contrarian bastard
[22:41:18] <chromas> It's got a nice little warning at the top
[22:41:27] <chromas> no I shouldn't
[22:41:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> too late
[22:42:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> i don't get folks who only hang out with people they agree with. half the fun of having friends is arguing about shit that none of you can do anything about.
[22:42:56] <FatPhil> Ah, that one. That was last week's shocking revelation
[22:45:00] <FatPhil> Google for "new york times" "nigger village"
[22:45:37] <FatPhil> Props to NYT staff for *not* bowdlerising anything in 2019
[22:46:46] <RandomFactor> I'm not putting that word on my search history
[22:47:14] <pinchy> https://www.nytimes.com
[22:47:16] <exec> └─ 13Opinion | The Death of the Black Utopia - The New York Times
[22:47:17] <systemd> ^ 03Opinion | The Death of the Black Utopia
[22:47:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> put it on mrplow's then
[22:47:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> #g "new york times" "nigger village"
[22:47:33] <MrPlow> https://www.nytimes.com - "Nov 28, 2019 ... ... as “Negro removal” by defaming the flourishing enclave as a “shantytown” and a “nigger village.” ... Joshua Bright for The New York Times."
[22:48:07] <FatPhil> That's the article.
[22:48:52] <FatPhil> What he fails to mention in that article is that it was the NYT in the 1850s that carried that very term.
[22:48:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> #g how to make ricin
[22:48:52] <MrPlow> https://slate.com - "Apr 18, 2013 ... The general procedure involves first removing or softening the outer coat of the castor beans (some recipes suggest soaking them) and cooking ..."
[22:49:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> #g homemade anfo
[22:49:40] <MrPlow> https://abcnews.go.com - "Oct 21, 2009 ... Homemade \"ANFO\" Bombs Still a Threat as DHS Rules Languish. Nearly two years after law passed, terror sting video highlights bomb threat."
[22:50:05] * TheMightyBuzzard is so going to get us shut down
[22:51:36] <chromas> Save on hosting costs by doing this. Subscribers hate this guy!
[22:51:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> anyway, ice cream for dinner accomplished. time to go mow.
[22:52:02] <RandomFactor> I'm thinking i want a bowl now.
[22:52:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> with bacon
[22:53:20] <FatPhil> I used to have a perl script which would do a completely random google search every minute just to make sure the signal of what I was doing was lost in the noise.
[22:55:11] <chromas> =yt jim gaffigan bacon
[22:55:12] <systemd> https://youtube.com - "BACON!" - Jim Gaffigan (COMPLETE SET) (08:34)
[22:55:33] <chromas> Listen to jokes about bacon while you eat bacon
[22:55:46] <FatPhil> times were randomised, and random urls amongst the top results were followed up, so it was plausably human.
[22:56:52] <FatPhil> technically, that might be somewhere in my home directory, no idea where, it was 10+ years ago.
[23:00:00] <FatPhil> $ ls -al ~/bin/confuse_google.pl
[23:00:01] <FatPhil> -rwxr-xr-x 1 phil phil 1963 Mar 17 2014 /home/phil/bin/confuse_google.pl
[23:11:58] <carny> did it just use wget and random words from /usr/share/dict/words?
[23:18:28] <FatPhil> $dict//=$ENV{'DICT'}//'/usr/share/dict/words';
[23:18:38] <FatPhil> sub getRandWords($$) { my @w = `shuf -n $_[0] '$_[1]'`;
[23:18:42] <FatPhil> ...
[23:18:59] <FatPhil> system("w3m -dump_source '$url' > '$tmp'");
[23:19:03] <FatPhil> close enough!
[23:19:58] <FatPhil> I apologise fo the use of prototypes - I didn't know better when I added them
[23:58:24] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - How Hackers Extorted $1.14m from a US University - https://sylnt.us - backups-are-your-friend