#soylent | Logs for 2020-05-01
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[00:26:04] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - DisplayPort Alt Mode Updated for USB 4, Allows Uncompressed 8K @ 60 Hz HDR Video Over a USB-C Cable - https://sylnt.us - all-your-bits-are-belong-to-us
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[02:37:48] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - YARA v4.0.0 Released - The Pattern Matching Swiss Knife - https://sylnt.us - just-in-case-you-are-not-having-enough-fun-with-just-regexp
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[04:47:12] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Classic 8-Bit Computing the Atari Way - https://sylnt.us - gaming-old-school
[05:21:10] <FatPhil> OI! You paranoid fucks! Anyone got mobility data pre-/peri-covid? .ee's data's in, and we only reduced mobility by about 30%
[05:22:49] <FatPhil> average km/day travelled, which is clearly skewed towards those who travel a lot.
[05:38:47] <FatPhil> "although she put on a facemask to walk in the corridors, it is uncertain whether she wore a mask in the patients' rooms" herpedy derp derp
[05:39:48] <FatPhil> "all of the 193 patients in the hospital are considered exposed to her, because she visited every floor of the hospital, including the ICU"
[05:40:53] <FatPhil> ^ South Korea. One of the church members, yup, that church.
[06:35:38] <chromas> scientology?
[06:52:53] <FatPhil> nope, theoretically christain
[06:54:25] <FatPhil> but anyway, the church that was responsible for splorting thousands of virons around in some clusterfuck ceremony, and then asking its members to lie about where they were that weekend so that contact tracing cuouldn't be done.
[06:54:58] <FatPhil> probably responsible for a very significant proportion of the SK cases.
[06:56:01] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - 'Gargantuan' Hail in Argentina May Have Smashed World Record - https://sylnt.us - need-a-stronger-umbrella
[06:56:02] <FatPhil> technically, the SK case count looks pretty bad, but that's because the cunting disease got 100x leverage from some bunch of religious fucks.
[06:56:06] <chromas> Just trying to balance out the doctors putting down covid for all deaths no matter what
[06:56:24] <chromas> That's the power of prayer!
[06:56:24] <FatPhil> [citation needed]
[06:56:43] <chromas> Leverage god to spread the word & the germ
[06:56:45] <FatPhil> you're shitlording, this ain't #shitlords. I'm serious
[06:57:26] <FatPhil> ~gday janrinok
[06:57:28] * exec cautiously terrorizes an old shoe full of pixels with janrinok
[06:58:07] <AzumaHazuki> isn't he a piece of work?
[06:58:20] <AzumaHazuki> there is going to be a housing crisis in Hell when this is all over...
[06:58:22] <FatPhil> ~gday AzumaHazuki
[06:58:23] * exec gaily passes a lifetime supply of disparagement to AzumaHazuki
[06:58:38] <AzumaHazuki> ooh, good, i can snark twice as hard now
[06:59:25] * FatPhil hunts a snark
[06:59:41] <AzumaHazuki> i should try and nap. need to be up way way way too soon
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[08:35:47] <FatPhil> Elon Musk: 'Free America now' = 'I make corona news. Mere flu!' (anagram)
[08:36:01] <FatPhil> Elon Musk: 'Free America now' = Wear no mask ... 'Cure me!' ... No life
[08:44:29] <FatPhil> Elon Musk: FREE AMERICA NOW = Firearms welcome - a nuke, no.
[08:48:30] <FatPhil> = We make US car! (on-fire lemon)
[08:58:55] <FatPhil> = Work more, female nuisance!
[09:08:05] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Intel Announces "Comet Lake" Desktop CPUs: Skylake with up to 10 Cores - https://sylnt.us - competition++
[09:15:30] <FatPhil> weren't there 28 core skylakes back last decade?
[09:20:04] <chromas> The core rations have increased to 10!
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[09:26:25] <FatPhil> Important announcement - we have an important announcement!
[09:26:37] <FatPhil> That is all, please continue as you were.
[09:27:55] <chromas> Whew! I'm glad I was hear for that.
[09:28:09] <FatPhil> here here
[09:29:11] <FatPhil> dunno about you yanky scum, but it's a bank holiday here, so today's weekend, and therefore - pizza!
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[09:29:32] <chromas> Which holiday?
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[09:30:20] <FatPhil> may day
[09:30:50] <chromas> Oh good. I was expecting something like Pizza Piday
[09:30:59] * chromas puts the beatin' stick away
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[09:32:03] <chromas> Hm, my calendar just says "Loyalty Day". Never heard of it.
[09:32:46] <chromas> Looks like some sort of Merican Freedom thing
[09:33:44] <chromas> You Americans, I swear
[09:35:47] <AndyTheAbsurd> What about us?
[09:36:55] <AndyTheAbsurd> Did you know that it's CSS Reboot Day?
[09:38:06] <chromas> They're finally throwing out the complexity and starting over?
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[11:17:29] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Linux Home Directory Management is About to Undergo Major Change - https://sylnt.us - resistance-is-futile.-/home-will-be-assimilated
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[13:26:17] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Hong Kong Robots Automate Cleaning During Covid Crisis - https://sylnt.us - Clean-the-world-make-it-a-better-place
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[15:27:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net
[15:35:42] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - NASA Selects SpaceX, Dynetics, and Blue Origin to Develop Manned Lunar Landers - https://sylnt.us - One-of-these-days,-Alice
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[17:10:53] <chromas> Elron Hubbard's building a lander?
[17:15:01] <dx3bydt3> He's got the inside scoop with the aliens, so it'd be simple right?
[17:23:31] <chromas> Good poitn
[17:24:00] <chromas> Edited those two words several times and it still came out wrong
[17:24:15] * chromas typos his typos
[17:47:20] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Defining Geographic Regions with Commuter Data - https://sylnt.us
[17:55:28] <chromas> from the commuter-computer dept.
[18:46:27] <nutherguy> =submiti https://www.globalresearch.ca
[18:49:44] <systemd> itti bitti submiti
[19:03:09] <nutherguy> =submit https://www.globalresearch.ca
[19:03:10] <systemd> Submitting ""They're Writing COVID On All the Death Certificates": NYC Funeral Directors Doubt Legitimacy of Deaths Attributed to Pandemic. - Global Research"...
[19:03:26] <nutherguy> itty bitty teeny weeny polka dot bikini
[19:03:32] <systemd> ✓* Sub-ccess! "08"They're Writing COVID on All the Death Certificates": NYC Funeral Directors Doubt Legitimacy of Dea" (28 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[19:05:16] <nutherguy> #trustbiden lmao
[19:06:41] <Cascade> "Center for Research on Globalization" seems legit.
[19:15:39] <carny> there sure seem to be a lot of doctors talking about being pressured to do that
[19:15:59] <carny> i'm sure they are all conspiracy nuts and should not be believed
[19:17:39] <Cascade> They just need to be published on a more reputable site like Vox or Buzzfeed News.
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[19:56:08] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Possibly Active Tectonic System on the Moon - https://sylnt.us - I-feel-the-Earth-^W-Moon-move-under-my-feet-♩-♪-♫-♬-?
[19:58:53] <zhromas> Didn't quite hit that last note.
[20:14:33] <carny> if you think vox is 'reputable' i don't know what else to tell you
[20:17:37] <Cascade> I like how Vox is the one you pick out :D
[20:40:02] <carny> buzzfeed is mostly propaganda as well
[20:40:12] <carny> but i suspect you know this already
[20:53:31] <Cascade> Being published on some rando site means people won't find it credible. That's why it needs to be on one of those other sites so people take it seriously, like the Steele Dossier.
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[21:04:00] <carny> you're not helping your position ;]
[21:15:44] <Cascade> Depends on what my position is.
[21:19:29] <FatPhil> you're a mountain range down the west coast
[21:25:25] <Cascade> Exactly!
[21:25:40] <Cascade> mountain[0..50];
[22:05:33] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Scientists Regenerate Neurons in Mice with Spinal Cord Injury and Optic Nerve Damage - https://sylnt.us - I-can-see-clearly-now
[22:07:53] <Cascade> What kind of pay to you get being the scientist who injurs the mice?
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[23:22:07] <jiggs> Yay!
[23:22:26] * jiggs jiggles a jig... no-one is impressed.
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