#soylent | Logs for 2020-02-05
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[00:07:37] <chromas> from the two-minutes-hate dept.
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[00:25:25] <chromas> I'm reading deletepedia about email spam. Hehe, Graham-Cumming
[00:26:51] <FatPhil> that name rings a bell, but I can't think why
[00:27:35] <chromas> He came...up with some Bayesian poisoning techniques
[01:02:37] <FatPhil> Pete Buttigieg won Monday's Iowa caucus with 26.9% of the state delegates, followed by Sens. Bernie Sanders in second (25.1%)
[01:02:51] <FatPhil> Sanders won the popular vote with 27,088 vs. Buttigieg's 23,666.
[01:03:28] <FatPhil> The mind boggles in how many ways the US can get the democratic process wrong.
[01:03:41] <FatPhil> It's almost as if it's deliberate, he says knowingly...
[01:04:18] <chromas> Poopular vote doesn't mean anything because we have affirmative action to protect the minorities
[01:16:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Private Equity Firms are Gobbling Up Data Centers - https://sylnt.us - all-the-better-to-analyze-future-acquisitions
[01:19:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah but buttigieg's best friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s brother’s girlfriend owns the company that made the voting app
[01:19:50] <FatPhil> To vote in minorities, yes, I've noticed that twice in the last 3 presidents.
[01:20:02] <FatPhil> I love the mix of first names and surnames here: https://d12gryx1lo44v2.cloudfront.net
[01:20:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh that's virtue signaling
[01:22:01] <FatPhil> the scribblings out are good too, of course. nothing says "competent" more than "can't do fifth-grade arithmetic first time".
[01:22:40] <FatPhil> and what does "Pin: 390107" in the top right mean?
[01:23:17] <FatPhil> he says snarking at babs subtly...
[01:23:38] <FatPhil> fuckit, I've been -1'ed already, I'm gonna get my money's worth
[01:23:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> troll your black little heart out, my friend
[01:24:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> some folks just deserve it
[01:29:34] <FatPhil> yeah, I don't begrudge the downmod, I definitely kinda deserved it.
[01:29:49] <FatPhil> can't turn off that bit of my brain sometimes
[01:29:57] <FatPhil> the "say what you're thinking" lobe.
[01:44:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> some folks just got it coming
[02:15:42] <Runaway1956> Of course Buttplug wins - he paid for the app to make him a winner and whiner
[02:15:59] <Runaway1956> "President Buttplug" has a ring to it, doesn't it?
[02:19:01] <Runaway1956> Meanwhile, real life problems in real life America
[02:19:09] <Runaway1956> if I don't go to work, the boss won't pay me
[02:19:19] <Runaway1956> life is so unfair, I tell you!
[02:20:30] <Runaway1956> and, one more thing
[02:20:54] <Runaway1956> been telling my computer to use one screen as the primary, and the other screen to the right of that primary for months now
[02:21:07] <Runaway1956> it FINALLY decides to do as I ask
[02:21:22] <Runaway1956> and now I'm so confused - keep looking at the wrong screen for the menu
[02:21:44] <Runaway1956> it's a conspiracy - probably Russians or Democrats involved
[02:22:12] <chromas> Windows 10 or Guhnome 3?
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[02:42:16] <RandomFactor> Is the monitor not always available at boot? That would probably reset it.
[02:45:14] <AzumaHazuki> so, 24-ish hours after my PTCB guide gets here, i'm 250+ pages in and kicking the crap out of the practice exams :)
[02:47:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> good on yas. i took that same strategy in biology so i could get a mid-day nap every day.
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[02:48:50] <AzumaHazuki> i've been psyching myself out for no reason. the legal and historical stuff needs more review but even right now i could probably pass the exam
[02:49:01] * AzumaHazuki wonders why she has such low self-confidence
[02:52:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's genetic i think. in a 40+ year study i've been doing, women have much less of it than men on average.
[02:54:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> i can definitely see an evolutionary advantage to it. dead folks don't have many kids and folks with more self confidence are more likely to do risky shit.
[02:56:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> never in my life having wondered how a pair of jeans make my ass look and not having a single part of my body i hate is totally worth having to occasionally do something stupid
[03:04:44] <RandomFactor> https://www.foxnews.com
[03:04:45] <systemd> ^ 03Secret Nazi World War II bunkers discovered near D-Day beaches
[03:07:24] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Using Bone's Natural Electricity to Promote Regeneration - https://sylnt.us - Bzzt!-Bzzt!-Bzzt!
[03:13:01] <RandomFactor> https://gizmodo.com
[03:13:03] <systemd> ^ 03Nighttime Camera Catches Coyote and Badger in Absolute Cahoots
[03:15:11] <RandomFactor> https://earther.gizmodo.com
[03:15:12] <systemd> ^ 03Meet Iowa's 400,000-Year-Old Living Fossil
[03:15:49] <RandomFactor> ...must...resist...
[03:29:42] <RandomFactor> ~arthur d2767f
[03:31:21] * RandomFactor frowns
[03:31:30] <chromas> exec = ded
[03:31:50] <RandomFactor> Exec needs to learn to wait a moment after procing
[03:33:56] <RandomFactor> =submit https://www.cnet.com
[03:33:57] <systemd> Submitting "Your shrieking alarm clock sound might be the reason your mornings suck"...
[03:34:19] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Your Shrieking Alarm Clock Sound Might be the Reason Your Mornings Suck" (6 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
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[03:37:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> something's seriously wrong when MrPlow is the most stable user bot
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[08:36:39] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Among U.S. States, New York's Suicide Rate is the Lowest. How's That? - https://sylnt.us - Suicide:-a-permanent-solution-to-a-temporary-problem
[10:25:44] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New Synthetic Route for Amanitin, a Therapeutically Interesting Mushroom Toxin - https://sylnt.us - be-careful-with-that
[12:17:12] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Neural Networks Upscale Film From 1896 to 4K, Make It Look Like It Was Shot on a Modern Smartphone - https://sylnt.us - next-up-the-zapruder-film
[14:06:00] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Ancestry Says Police Requested Access To Its DNA Database - https://sylnt.us - well-denied
[14:18:54] <Bytram> coffee++
[14:18:54] <Bender> karma - coffee: 5098
[14:20:13] * Bytram fears to jinx things, but it seems the worst of the cold, coughs, sniffles, and phlegm seems to have passed. Nevertheless, I am keeping my fingers crossed!
[14:24:57] <FatPhil> I thought it was funny that I had the worst fever in a decade about 12 days ago - perfect timing!
[14:25:30] <FatPhil> https://www.taiwannews.com.tw
[14:25:32] <systemd> ^ 03Tencent may have accidentally leaked real dat...
[14:39:09] <chromas> dat
[14:43:49] <Bytram> Ruh Roh!
[14:44:39] <janrinok> That is the first 'evidence' that I have seen for what others have been suggesting. Some independent collateral would be useful now.
[14:45:52] <janrinok> I'm reluctant to publish it with what we currently have, but well worth keeping an eye on it.
[14:46:30] <janrinok> carny, ping
[14:53:17] <chromas> Why would tencent have the 'real' numbers instead of just the official ones though?
[14:55:58] <janrinok> dunno - but if anyone else has anything similar it might help resolve the discrepancy. If someone in Taiwan is in regular contact with someone in mainland China it would be reasonable to assume that leaks could occur
[14:58:47] <janrinok> equally, it could just be someone being a dick
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[15:04:38] <chromas> dickileaks
[15:07:30] <Bytram> Would be interesting to do a search on the larger numbers with a keyword restricting the search to virus-related items, to see if there is any independent confirmation of these.
[15:09:15] <Bytram> chromas: Silly IRC question, while you are here? I know how to enter into a Private Message window with someone using the HexChat GUI. Do you know of a command-line way to invoke a PM with a user? E.g. something like: /pm $nickname
[15:09:37] <chromas> /query nick
[15:09:48] <Bytram> that starts a PM?
[15:10:02] <chromas> I think so. Does in other clients I've used
[15:11:10] <chromas> https://github.com
[15:11:11] <systemd> ^ 03adam-mcdaniel/free
[15:11:27] <chromas> "Honestly, I'm not sure I still understand the complete scope of how the entire compiler works. A lot of it seemingly works by magic. Nevertheless, I'll still try to give a meaningful explanation. Do not trust this software because I honestly have no idea why it works."
[15:11:44] <chromas> Somebody hire this guy!
[15:12:44] <chromas> Bytram: You can also usually do /msg nick your message
[15:12:44] <Bytram> in a prior life I actually tested a compiler... now THAT was a hoot!
[15:13:01] <chromas> That should send a message without opening a new window/tab/view
[15:13:41] <Bytram> so I see the message, and you (presumably) see it, too. can anyone else in the channel see it? Even with super-dooper privs?
[15:13:44] <chromas> We should be using neural networks for compilers now. I wonder how well that would work
[15:14:31] <chromas> No; using the /msg command tells your client to send it the same as having a view, just without the view for some reason
[15:14:41] <Bytram> =g site:soylentnews.org "your name here"
[15:14:41] <systemd> https://soylentnews.org - Your Name Here! - SoylentNews
[15:14:50] <chromas> Either way, it gets sent as PRIVMSG nick :message
[15:15:07] <Bytram> got it, tx!
[15:15:31] * Bytram learned two new things already today! =)
[15:15:40] <chromas> That's tutu many
[15:18:25] <janrinok> chromas, do your bots submit stories as 'upstart' or should they use the byline of the person submitting the story. I processed one today that (I think) gave the credit to upstart although the submitter was known
[15:19:12] <janrinok> of course - it might just be me being a numpty (again)
[15:19:14] <chromas> It submits as upstart but for a few days I had it using "$nick from IRC"
[15:19:42] <janrinok> but does it put the byline in the submitted story?
[15:20:01] <chromas> It does
[15:20:12] <chromas> At least, it's supposed to
[15:20:28] <janrinok> OK - I'll go back and see what it was I was looking at then
[15:21:14] <chromas> There was a bit of time where it was writing "upstart from IRC" because I got confused when I tweaked it :)
[15:21:48] <chromas> Do you have a link?
[15:23:12] <Bytram> =g finis
[15:23:13] <systemd> https://www.finisswim.com - FINIS, Inc
[15:24:10] <Bytram> janrinok: chromas: that was an ecperiment of mine; I manually adjusted the byline to see how things worked.
[15:24:17] <Bytram> =g finis latin
[15:24:18] <systemd> https://en.wiktionary.org - finis - Wiktionary
[15:32:18] <AndyTheAbsurd> What's everyone's opinion on which is more correct: "To advertise here call NNN-NNN-NNNN" or "To advertise here, call NNN-NNN-NNNN"?
[15:32:46] <chromas> The second one
[15:33:09] <FatPhil> seconded
[15:36:51] <Bytram> ^^^ agreed. Add a comma after an introductory prepositional phrase.
[15:37:14] <Bytram> At least that is how I remember I was taught.
[15:38:48] <chromas> Yes. I can't remember all the parts-of-speech names, but the comma just feels right, and feels are realz ;)
[15:42:00] <AndyTheAbsurd> Okay, that's what I thought as well, but I needed to check that I was only Absurd and not Crazy.
[15:42:30] <chromas> Well, you're never gonna survive unless you get a little crazy
[15:43:11] <Runaway1956> I didn't understand a word Bytram said, but yeah, he's right.
[15:43:47] * Runaway1956 has flashbacks to the hell days of cranky old English teachers lecturing on "proper English"
[15:44:20] <chromas> You just have to, split the infinitive of the dangling participial phrase
[15:44:38] <FatPhil> the contruct's an "absolute"
[15:44:49] <Runaway1956> Or, just dangle your infinitive in front of the bull out in the pasture
[15:45:00] <AndyTheAbsurd> One of the most famous phrases in English is a split infinitive.
[15:45:44] <Bytram> Runaway1956++ LOL!
[15:45:44] <Bender> karma - runaway1956: 18
[15:46:19] <Bytram> that would be to boldly go where man people have gone before?
[15:46:38] <AndyTheAbsurd> yup
[15:46:44] <chromas> that's one giant step for a man people
[15:46:57] <AndyTheAbsurd> "to go" is the infinitive, "boldly" splits it.
[15:47:17] <AndyTheAbsurd> And the rule only exists because some old fuddy-duddy decided that English should be more like Latin.
[15:47:46] <FatPhil> Some linguists would say that just "go" is the infinitive
[15:48:27] <Bytram> Well, there you go again!
[15:48:27] <Bytram> =) ???
[15:48:35] <chromas> is it a real rule or is it fake like the ending-a-sentence-with-a-preposition rule?
[15:49:14] <AndyTheAbsurd> Here are the rules of English: They're our know rools.
[15:49:35] <Bytram> =g Not ending a story with a preposition is prohibition with which I will not up with put
[15:49:36] <systemd> https://brians.wsu.edu - “Churchill” on Prepositions | Common Errors in English Usage and ...
[15:49:55] <chromas> import *;
[15:51:52] <chromas> https://www.youtube.com
[15:51:53] <systemd> ^ 03Never end a sentence with a preposition!
[15:52:53] <FatPhil> FOr example in "flu makes the chinese sick" and "flu makes me sick", "sick" is infinite, not conjugated to either "the chinese" (3p), or "me" (1s). No "to" required or desired.
[15:54:24] <FatPhil> bad example, should have used something that's not also a noun. s/sick/vomit/.
[15:54:38] <FatPhil> adjective, even
[15:54:50] <FatPhil> our bloody reuse of words is terrible,
[15:55:34] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - First Peanut Allergy Drug Approved in the US - https://sylnt.us - progress-on-a-nutty-problem
[15:57:37] <chromas> Damn right. New words for new situations. Throe them old ones out.
[15:58:41] <FatPhil> what will we do? fish. what for? fish.
[15:59:32] <Bytram> John where james had had had had had had had had had had had a better effect on the teacher.
[15:59:41] <Bytram> =)
[16:00:41] <FatPhil> i hate those kinds of examples as some of that should be in quotes.
[16:00:58] <Bytram> k
[16:01:18] <Bytram> John where james had had "had" had had "had had" "had had" had had a better effect on the teacher.
[16:01:55] <Bytram> maybe better puzzle with commas provided and the quotes left out?
[16:04:56] <FatPhil> don't forget whatever comma longer than a comma you also need for that to parse (I'm not fussy, a semicolon, dash or even full stop works)
[16:07:01] <Bytram> FatPhil++ That us an important point; any of those would suffice. =)
[16:07:01] <Bender> karma - fatphil: 49
[16:07:07] <Bytram> gah!
[16:07:12] <Bytram> FatPhil++ That is an important point; any of those would suffice. =)
[16:07:12] <Bender> karma - fatphil: 50
[16:07:19] <Bytram> ~blame
[16:07:35] <Bytram> Oh, no exec. :(
[16:09:58] <Runaway1956> bytram https://soylentnews.org
[16:09:59] <systemd> ^ 03SoylentNews Comments | Among U.S. States, New York's Suicide Rate is the Lowest. How's That? ( https://soylentnews.org )
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[16:40:01] <Cascade> https://www.mercurynews.com
[16:40:01] <systemd> ^ 03Coronavirus causes Tesla to delay Model 3 deliveries in China
[16:40:09] <Cascade> Things are finally getting seriouth
[16:48:21] <Runaway1956> So, coronavirus adversely affects the gestational period of Teslas?
[16:49:00] <Runaway1956> Wonder what it does to oliphants.
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[17:35:43] <Runaway1956> https://www.youtube.com
[17:35:44] <systemd> ^ 03Shakedown Cruise - Jay Ferguson
[17:46:41] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Jellyfish Triple Swimming Speed Through Cybernetic Implants - https://sylnt.us - battery-powered
[18:30:46] <chromas> More positive news: https://www.abc.net.au
[18:30:47] <systemd> ^ 03Cheaper lobster on the menu as coronavirus causes domestic glut
[19:36:32] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - More Dangerous Vulnerabilities in Intel CPUs Manufactured Since 2015 - https://sylnt.us - one-day-it-will-be-good-news
[20:05:52] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Additional Dangerous Vulnerabilities in Intel CPUs Manufactured Since 2015 - https://sylnt.us - one-day-it-will-be-good-news
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[22:06:00] <Bytram> Runaway1956: Thanks for the link; by the time I saw that here, I had already replied: https://soylentnews.org
[22:06:01] <systemd> ^ 03SoylentNews Comments | Among U.S. States, New York's Suicide Rate is the Lowest. How's That? ( https://soylentnews.org )
[22:13:08] <RandomFactor> ~gday IWonderIfExecLives
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[22:33:55] <Bytram> Runaway1956: See also: https://soylentnews.org
[22:33:57] <systemd> ^ 03Among U.S. States, New York's Suicide Rate is the Lowest. How's That? - SoylentNews ( https://soylentnews.org )
[22:33:59] <RandomFactor> !rss
[22:34:04] <Bytram> RandomFactor: Howz thingz?
[22:34:14] <Bytram> wrong channel... /join #rss-bot
[22:34:19] <RandomFactor> nod
[22:34:28] <RandomFactor> Debating my evening
[22:34:32] <Bytram> oh, you are already there.
[22:34:39] <Bytram> that sounds... odd!
[22:34:56] <Bytram> EVENing / ODD... get it!
[22:35:03] <Bytram> I crack myself up sometimes.
[22:35:13] <RandomFactor> Bytram++
[22:35:13] <Bender> karma - bytram: 132
[22:35:17] <RandomFactor> You've changed
[22:35:52] <RandomFactor> If i don't laugh at my jokes, who will?
[22:36:13] <Bytram> Huh? I don't get it!
[22:36:17] <Bytram> ;)
[22:38:02] <RandomFactor> (assuming you weren't serious....but increased karma by 1...changed from odd to even...)
[22:38:59] <RandomFactor> as noted, *I* thought it was funny
[23:00:45] <Bytram> Oh! NOW I get it! Great one!
[23:18:19] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Zhaoxin x86 CPUs Available to PC Makers in China - https://sylnt.us - cheapest-compatible-computer-constructors-choose-chinese-chips
[23:21:00] <Bytram> Please forgive the binspam; trying to find out what commands work here; gathered from: https://pythonhosted.org
[23:21:02] <systemd> ^ 03rss — FBFBOT 0.2 DEVELOPMENT documentation
[23:21:16] <Bytram> !rss-add
[23:21:16] <Bender> rss-add <feedname> <url>
[23:21:16] <Bytram> !rss-addchannel
[23:21:17] <Bytram> !rss-additem
[23:21:17] <Bytram> !rss-addmarkup
[23:21:17] <Bytram> !rss-all
[23:21:17] <Bender> rss-addmarkup <feedname> <item> <value>
[23:21:21] <Bender> rss-additem <feedname> <token>
[23:21:21] <Bender> rss-all <feedname>
[23:21:28] <Bytram> Yay!
[23:21:52] <Bytram> Here come all 36 commands I found...
[23:22:08] <Bytram> ATTEMPT_BEGIN
[23:22:10] <Bytram> !rss-add
[23:22:10] <Bender> rss-add <feedname> <url>
[23:22:10] <Bytram> !rss-addchannel
[23:22:10] <Bytram> !rss-additem
[23:22:10] <Bytram> !rss-addmarkup
[23:22:10] <Bytram> !rss-all
[23:22:10] <Bender> rss-addmarkup <feedname> <item> <value>
[23:22:11] <Bytram> !rss-channels
[23:22:13] <Bytram> !rss-del
[23:22:14] <Bender> rss-additem <feedname> <token>
[23:22:14] <Bender> rss-all <feedname>
[23:22:15] <Bytram> !rss-delchannel
[23:22:17] <Bytram> !rss-delitem
[23:22:18] <Bender> rss-delitem <feedname> <token>
[23:22:19] <Bytram> !rss-delmarkup
[23:22:21] <Bytram> !rss-description
[23:22:22] <Bender> rss-description <feedname> <searchtxt>
[23:22:22] <Bender> rss-delmarkup <feedname> <item>
[23:22:23] <Bytram> !rss-feeds
[23:22:25] <Bytram> !rss-get
[23:22:25] <Bender> rss-get <feedname>
[23:22:26] <Bender> #soylent has no feeds running
[23:22:27] <Bytram> !rss-import
[23:22:29] <Bytram> !rss-itemslist
[23:22:30] <Bender> rss-itemslist feed<name>
[23:22:31] <Bytram> !rss-lastpoll
[23:22:35] <Bytram> !rss-link
[23:22:35] <Bender> rss-link <feedname> <searchtxt>
[23:22:37] <Bytram> !rss-list
[23:22:39] <Bender> rss items: Aeon, AlJazeera, AnandTech, ArsTechnica, BBCTech, BerkeleyIT, BleepingComputer, Bugtraq, CNET, Chillax, ComputerWorld, DARPA, HPCwire-DevTools, HPCwire-Features, HPCwire-OTW, HPCwire-Procs, HPCwire-Storage, HPCwire-Systems, Hacker_News, ITWorld, InnovationsReport, Kaiser_Health_News, KnowingAndDoing, Krebs, MITTech, MosaicScience, NISTBio, NISTChem, NISTElec, - 2 more
[23:22:39] <Bytram> !rss-markup
[23:22:41] <Bytram> !rss-markuplist
[23:22:43] <Bytram> !rss-nextpoll
[23:22:43] <Bender> rss-markup <feedname>
[23:22:45] <Bytram> !rss-register
[23:22:47] <Bytram> !rss-running
[23:22:47] <Bender> possible markups ==> skipmerge: set this to 1 if you want to skip merge commits, sylnt: set this to 1 when you want to use sylnt urls, all-lines: set this to 1 if you don't want items to be aggregated, separator: set this to desired item separator, nofeedname: if you don't want the feedname shown, reverse-order: set this to 1 if you want the rss items displayed with - 1 more
[23:22:47] <Bender> rss-register <feedname> <url>
[23:22:49] <Bytram> !rss-scan
[23:22:51] <Bytram> !rss-search
[23:22:51] <Bender> rss-search <searchtxt>
[23:22:51] <Bender> rss-scan <feedname>
[23:22:53] <Bytram> !rss-setitems
[23:22:55] <Bytram> !rss-setsleeptime
[23:22:55] <Bender> rss-setitems <feedname> <list of tokens>
[23:22:57] <Bytram> !rss-seturl
[23:22:59] <Bytram> !rss-sleeptime
[23:23:00] <Bender> rss-sleeptime <feedname>
[23:23:01] <Bytram> !rss-start
[23:23:04] <Bender> rss-start <list of feeds>
[23:23:05] <Bytram> !rss-stop
[23:23:07] <Bytram> !rss-stopall
[23:23:08] <Bender> rss-stop <feedname>
[23:23:09] <Bytram> !rss-stopwatch
[23:23:11] <Bytram> !rss-sync
[23:23:13] <Bytram> !rss-url
[23:23:15] <Bytram> !rss-watch
[23:23:16] <Bender> rss-watch <feedname> [secondstosleep]
[23:23:19] <Bytram> ATTEMPT_END
[23:28:50] <Bytram> rofl!
[23:29:03] <Bytram> I was in the wrong channel! So VERY sorry!
[23:32:31] <RandomFactor> Winner: IRC SERVER
[23:32:42] <chromas> If you look in the right directory on beryllium, you can find all the feeds
[23:33:20] <Bytram> chromas: So *that* has been my problem! I have been looking in the left channel!
[23:33:38] * chromas nods in stereo
[23:34:08] * Bytram starts seeing double and puts down his drink
[23:50:20] <RandomFactor> I there anything more pitiful than a dog that knows if it can just look sad enough you'll stop what you are doing and throw the frisbee for it?
[23:50:54] * chromas headtilts
[23:51:57] <RandomFactor> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^-----------This
[23:52:07] * RandomFactor fails