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[23:59:30] <chromas> or maybe they changed it
[23:59:27] <chromas> the original article doesn't even have a link there
[23:59:17] <chromas> that's weird
[23:23:23] <Sulla> 404s
[23:23:20] <Sulla> the "originally a nasa program"
[23:23:09] <Sulla> One of the links on the x37b article not working for me
[23:13:00] <RandomFactor> That one's been in my face lately. I had decided to ignore, worth checking out after all?
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[22:59:36] <FatPhil> Was disappointed to not see a couple of scenes from the docu, but apparently they were lifted from the sequel instead. Guess I'm gonna have to watch the sequel too.
[22:58:10] <FatPhil> damn, just watched Dolemite (1975), and, given that I saw the Eddie Murphy docudrama homage last week, I did rather enjoy it.
[22:55:25] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Mysterious X-37B Space Plane Lands After Record 780 Days In Orbit - https://sylnt.us - sooper-secret-space-shuttle
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[22:47:06] <Sulla> can you make cloths out of fentanyl?
[22:45:02] <Sulla> So those cloths my wife bought from China update. Cancelled the order, the company said they cancelled it, but only willing to refund part, went through paypal and finally got refund. Then after everything had been closed, refund had been processed, they shipped me the cloths. I contacted them to get a return address and they refused to give me one
[22:42:39] <aristarchus> I find kaputaizasion to be, so, . . . German.
[22:41:40] <FatPhil> he's become decapsitated
[22:41:12] <Sulla> Sounds good
[22:39:57] <aristarchus> Whatevers. But I am a lower case being.
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[22:33:58] <Sulla> Question for you. When referring to you do you prefer it spelled out or is Ari fine?
[22:33:26] <Sulla> Salutations Ari
[22:27:08] <aristarchus> Best wishes to bytram!
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[21:49:23] <AndyTheAbsurd> at least I didn't mention Earth Smoke or Air Smoke. :)
[21:48:53] <RandomFactor> don't get steamed, it was a joke
[21:48:13] <AndyTheAbsurd> ...which can't?
[21:48:08] <AndyTheAbsurd> ...as opposed to Water Smoke?
[21:47:48] <RandomFactor> I wonder if the editors fixed that Ari sub. He forgot the link.
[21:46:53] <RandomFactor> Warning: Fire Smoke can harm your children.
[21:28:45] <chromas> Maybe if they didn't put away all the rakists then the forests would be clean
[21:28:18] <FatPhil> round up the fires and put them in camps!
[21:28:08] <AndyTheAbsurd> I wouldn't be surprised if fire was illegal in California.
[21:27:58] <chromas> This fire contains chemicals known to the State of California to cause cancer and birth defects and other reproductive harm.
[21:25:52] <Sulla> They seem to believe it works with everything else, why not fires
[21:25:36] <Sulla> why doesn't california just make fires illegal
[21:25:26] <Sulla> i dont understand these californian fires
[21:25:17] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Julian Assange Might Not Live to the End of the Extradition Process - https://sylnt.us - evil-is-what-evil-does
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[21:09:24] <chromas> He must not have UTF-8
[20:25:23] <FatPhil> A friend's complaining about =?UTF-8?Q?.... noise in usenet headers, and I'm wondering if there's a quick settings fix.
[20:22:55] <FatPhil> Don't laugh - any Forte Free Agent users here?
[20:01:38] <Sulla> The Steppe Eagles were undeniably Russian agents. Secret phone charges, multiple countries without paperwork, SPYING
[19:59:34] <chromas> Sounds like a pun for the previous story
[19:58:24] <Sulla> Thats gonna be a big bill
[19:56:27] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Missouri Man Flies to California, Sets 13 Wildfires, Then Tries to Fly Home, Cops Say - https://sylnt.us - have-you-got-a-light-bud?
[19:35:05] <FatPhil> +5 Retarded
[19:33:44] <chromas> Wish I could give funny mods to subs
[19:31:06] <chromas> I knew it! Runaway1956 is Khyber!
[19:30:10] * exec slowly deletes a 400TB/s DDoS of beef stock from Runaway1956
[19:30:08] <FatPhil> ~gday Runaway1956
[19:29:57] <FatPhil> he does gibber in those cyrillic-looking glyphs rather too often...
[19:10:17] <Runaway1956> I would start with his ears
[19:10:15] <Sulla> How do you know thats not a russian bot pretending to be aristarchus?
[19:09:56] <Sulla> Ive been considering getting leeches but dont knwo where to start
[19:05:56] <Runaway1956> You mean alt-starchus?
[19:05:21] <chromas> Is aristarchus Matthew Mcconaughey?
[19:05:14] <Runaway1956> Surely, he is embarrassing even himself.
[19:04:35] <ClownHatLinux> ^ 03Alt-right Alt-right Alt-right Alt-right Alt-right Alt-right Alt-right Alt-right Alt-right Alt-right : SoylentNews Submission
[19:04:34] <Runaway1956> https://soylentnews.org
[18:52:16] <chromas> You just need to balance the bp with something else, like blood donations or leeches
[18:51:14] <chromas> is red even liquorice? probably just appropriating black couture
[18:50:40] <Sulla> such sad
[18:50:36] <Sulla> both woud take me out of the normal blood pressure range, so choose cigars
[18:50:26] <Sulla> and have to choose between liquorice or nicotine as my poison of choice
[18:50:02] <Sulla> im unwilling to buy the crappy red kind
[18:49:27] <FatPhil> sal ammoniak = ammonium chloride
[18:48:58] <FatPhil> I Think it's the salmiak that does that
[18:48:40] <chromas> So you only get the crappy red kind?
[18:40:18] <Sulla> apparently black liquorice causes high blood pressure
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[18:28:04] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Eagles Run Up Huge Roaming Charges For Scientists Studying Them Via SMS - https://sylnt.us - seemed-like-a-good-idea-at-the-time
[18:11:55] * chromas keeps his eye on the dog
[18:09:24] <chromas> Is that promoting peace and tranquility or subjugation?
[18:07:03] <Sulla> The big bite hotdog made EF think he can make peace with islam
[18:06:40] <Sulla> Yeah but do yours promote world peace and tranquility between peoples?
[18:05:56] <cmn32480> my weiners were all natural... no extenders in them
[18:05:30] <chromas> cmn's two wieners vs EF's Big Bite Hot Dogs. Two men enter. One dog washer the other
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[18:04:53] <cmn32480> lol
[18:03:28] <chromas> How about a balloon that says [sic]
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[17:55:02] <Bytram__> Tx for the support!!!!
[17:54:30] <janrinok> l8rs - keep smiling!
[17:54:18] <Bytram__> Ok, will do. L8rs!
[17:53:48] <janrinok> get back and finish your food!
[17:53:37] <Bytram__> LOL!
[17:50:31] <janrinok> I'm not sure what you are basing that statement on - but I will give him the benefit of the doubt
[17:49:57] <cmn32480> nah... he's pretty smrt, he'll eventually figure it out
[17:49:37] <janrinok> perhaps we should warn Bytram__
[17:49:25] <janrinok> true
[17:49:18] <cmn32480> also as a side note, saw that oxygen is the slowest acting poison EVER.
[17:49:17] <janrinok> well, can you name somebody who eventually didn't die?
[17:48:56] <cmn32480> i had heard that... but no conclusive proof
[17:47:43] <janrinok> Going back to you statement about hospital food - I've been doing a bit of Googling. Do you know that everyone who has hospital food eventually dies? We deserve to know the truth!
[17:46:24] <janrinok> best we delete the log for this channel then
[17:46:01] <cmn32480> I never signed it
[17:45:52] <janrinok> that'll probably be banned under the Geneva Convention
[17:45:26] <cmn32480> we will send a singing card. I'll record it while Iam singing in the shower tomorrow morning
[17:45:03] <cmn32480> fair 'nuff
[17:44:51] <janrinok> see - he deserves nothing better
[17:44:42] * exec points at Bytram
[17:44:41] <Bytram__> ~blame
[17:44:22] <janrinok> don't we - where did it say that?
[17:44:11] <cmn32480> we don't want to torture the guy.
[17:43:55] <janrinok> send him a perl module that he has to write tests for and fully debug before he returns to the site
[17:43:27] <cmn32480> the card will be somethign like "you can't get out of being an editor this easy!"
[17:43:16] <janrinok> a talking balloon? - damn you Americans are very advanced
[17:43:05] <cmn32480> "edit this?"
[17:42:45] <cmn32480> what should the baloon say?
[17:42:33] <janrinok> good idea, got to cheer him up a bit I suppose
[17:42:04] <cmn32480> and a balloon..
[17:41:22] <janrinok> certainly more suitable
[17:41:08] <cmn32480> maybe poison ivy?
[17:41:04] <janrinok> lol
[17:40:59] <cmn32480> i guess we could send him a bouquet of thistle or something
[17:40:38] <cmn32480> hmmm...
[17:39:31] <janrinok> yeah, but he's not meant to be enjoying himself - that probably costs more
[17:39:17] <cmn32480> on a good crusty sub roll
[17:39:02] <cmn32480> w/ plenty of peppers and onions
[17:38:48] <cmn32480> sausages?
[17:37:01] <janrinok> not weiners"
[17:36:51] * cmn32480 wonders if he can figure out the hospital and get Bytram__ an order of take out....
[17:36:39] <janrinok> he'll be back before you know it - hospital food never kept my attention for long
[17:36:22] <cmn32480> hopital food will kill you
[17:36:11] <janrinok> yeah, but nurses...
[17:36:05] <cmn32480> so now he is really going to die...
[17:35:54] <Bytram__> Gtg, food just arrived.
[17:35:49] <cmn32480> woudl the two of you PLEASE stop going to hospitals??? every time you two ding dongs go to a hospital they find crap wrong with you.
[17:35:19] <cmn32480> oh yes, and by the way
[17:35:02] <janrinok> I'd rather laugh at your misfortune!
[17:34:47] <Bytram__> Janrinok: please, DO get ur rest!
[17:34:43] <cmn32480> I read what you mant to say, not what was there
[17:34:39] <janrinok> I noticed
[17:34:29] <cmn32480> dude... I'm fluent in typo
[17:34:16] <janrinok> it'll be*
[17:34:12] <cmn32480> true
[17:34:05] <janrinok> it'll bit his own fault then
[17:33:49] <cmn32480> you know he'll read every word of the scroll back
[17:33:40] <cmn32480> lol
[17:33:32] <janrinok> if he doesn't like it he can log out :)
[17:33:25] * cmn32480 loves weiners
[17:33:16] <janrinok> so you have said 3 times now - I guess you must like them!
[17:33:16] <cmn32480> are we supposed to not make bytram laugh?
[17:33:00] <cmn32480> I had 2 giant weiners
[17:32:54] <cmn32480> fancy!
[17:32:42] <janrinok> just had a tagine with rice, and a beer of course.
[17:32:12] <Bytram__> You guys are the best! Thank you VERY MUCH!
[17:32:11] <cmn32480> as long as you get your Thursday pizza
[17:32:05] <cmn32480> you ahve a week off... sleep as much as you'd like.
[17:31:46] <janrinok> er, can I have a stent too then?
[17:31:33] <cmn32480> take a well deserved nap!
[17:31:12] <cmn32480> read a book
[17:31:08] <cmn32480> watch some boob tube
[17:31:05] * janrinok notes that there are no weeds in my bedroom - so I don't give a damn about weeds
[17:31:04] <cmn32480> seriously... relax
[17:30:28] <janrinok> Bytram__, you can stop worrying about the site for now, the team have got it in hand
[17:29:58] * cmn32480 passes the Soylet-Flame Thrower so janrinok can begin is annual combat with the garden of weeds
[17:29:36] <ClownHatLinux> ^ 03Intel announces $20 billion increase in stock buybacks (from $4.5 billion) - SoylentNews
[17:29:34] <Bytram__> My most recent story: https://soylentnews.org
[17:29:26] <cmn32480> WOOT!
[17:29:22] <janrinok> no, the construction was finished last week!
[17:29:08] <janrinok> this is the first day off in 5 months. Each day is 14 hours minimum, 7 days a week
[17:29:05] <cmn32480> no major construction this time around?
[17:28:35] <janrinok> rest - that is what I am looking forward to. The first time I had a break I slept for 18 hours. I'm expecting something similar this time.
[17:26:23] <cmn32480> janrinok - what do you have planned for your week of rest? Anything good?
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[17:22:32] <cmn32480> I love Costco hot dogs...
[17:21:36] * cmn32480 goes back to his giant weiner
[17:21:09] <cmn32480> i went to the search page.... counted my most recents...
[17:20:41] <janrinok> best you slow down then, cmn, don't want you get stressed out as well
[17:20:35] <ClownHatLinux> ^ 03SoylentNews: Authors
[17:20:34] <Bytram__> https://soylentnews.org
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[17:19:55] <cmn32480> hmm... I'm at a record pace of 9 stories this year.
[17:18:55] <Bytram_> Tru dat!
[17:18:47] * cmn32480 wonders if there is a way to see when he last posted a story
[17:18:28] <cmn32480> if they do dress up make sure you let them do all the work. can't ahve you getting all excited.
[17:17:39] <Bytram_> Depends on the extent!
[17:17:35] <cmn32480> yep... and storing it in ... other places... isn't a way to help that
[17:17:15] <janrinok> true, got to keep his blood pressure down
[17:16:44] <cmn32480> but if he is getting a stent... those particular halloween costumes might exacerbate his condition
[17:16:43] <Bytram_> Looks like some already are pretty frightening. ;)
[17:16:11] <janrinok> lol
[17:16:07] <cmn32480> hopefully not the grim reaper...
[17:15:50] <janrinok> perhaps the nurses will dress up in halloween constumes....?
[17:15:21] <Bytram_> Muchos grassy ass!
[17:14:00] <cmn32480> I will try to help whilst you are in the hospital.
[17:12:47] <cmn32480> be safe Bytram_
[17:12:30] <cmn32480> good grief!
[17:12:29] <Bytram_> Mare sea!!!!
[17:11:59] <janrinok> at least they have a plan and can help you recover. Best wishes mate!
[17:10:58] <Bytram_> Then prolly another day or so for followup.
[17:10:02] <Bytram_> Looks like i'm here for a while. Getting a stent on 30th
[17:08:56] <Bytram_> Hi all!
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[17:00:41] <cmn32480> 2 giant weiners for lunch!
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[15:36:30] <janrinok> Bytram_, we are thinking of you and wish you the best. S has just started a week in a care home so that I can get some rest.
[15:32:24] <Bytram_> Back for a short bit.
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[13:56:56] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Argentina Rejects Austerity To Elect Alberto Fernandez President - https://sylnt.us - pendulum-swings
[12:51:05] <chromas> And 5G is the new blockchain
[12:50:45] <chromas> Blockchain is the new cloudscale
[12:50:24] * AndyTheAbsurd scratches head trying to figure out where blockchain fits into physical security
[12:26:31] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Zamna Raises $5M to Automate Airport Security Checks Between Agencies Using Blockchain - https://sylnt.us - chained-up
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[12:03:39] <Bender> karma - coffee: 5018
[12:03:39] <Bytram_> Coffee++
[12:03:27] <Bytram_> Hi. Still waiting for drs to do their rounds & fill me in
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[09:18:27] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Starvation Halts Brain Development, but Hungry Cells Jump-Start Growth When Food Becomes Available - https://sylnt.us - brain-food
[07:47:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - World's Loudest Bird is as Deafening as Thunder, Scientists Discover - https://sylnt.us - SQUAAAWK!
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[02:49:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> crap, it's after bedtime and i took nyquil a little bit ago. ima go sleep now.
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[02:40:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine time. while i'm absent may the nurses be hotties and may they have to order out because the kitchen had an outbreak of some kind.
[02:38:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> they know if it's a clot or blood pressure yet?
[02:37:46] <Bytram_> Hi, again. Yay for Loggie! MRI done. Now to wait for them to be read/analyzes. Prolly wont know much more until 10-12 hours from now.
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[02:33:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> the previous most certainly does include folks on the keto diet as well as vegans, mind. i mock the roomie every time he bitches about eating too many carbs and feeling like hell.
[02:31:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> we're animals. specifically, we're apex predators. you won't see a vegan shark or a vegan bear and you're not going to see a vegan buzzard.
[02:30:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> i don't mind vegetarians or even vegans. i eat them pretty much every day. omnivores who cut out huge portions of what their body can metabolize and end up fucking their body up so badly that they get sick if they eat what a normal human can? they make me laugh. they're more absurd than the stooges.
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[01:39:35] <RandomFactor> It's wierd, but i can't afford my kid's lifestyles. I suspect that this will change once -they- are paying for their lifestyles however
[01:38:21] <RandomFactor> 3 kids. 1 a vegan, 1 a vegitarian, and one a meat eater
[01:37:32] <RandomFactor> not opposed, but my stomach sure is
[01:36:33] <AzumaHazuki> i've even been considering vegetarianism once (if ever) i have the time and money to pull it off properly
[01:35:21] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - A Company That Sold Encrypted Phones Was Run by Crime Lords - https://sylnt.us - of-course-it-is
[01:33:02] <RandomFactor> but yeah, i wouldn't have any problems buying vat grown burgers. I might be convinced to buy real ones to protect the species (a la Ted Turner and Buffalo) but it would be awfully beneficial to reduce the bovine population a good bit.
[01:31:10] <RandomFactor> What happens to the cows though?
[01:22:18] <ClownHatLinux> ✓ Sub-ccess! "Missouri Man Flies to California, Sets 13 Wildfires, Then Tries to Fly Home, Cops Say" (4 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[01:21:57] <ClownHatLinux> Submitting "Missouri man flies to California, sets 13 wildfires, then tries to fly home, cops say"...
[01:21:55] <AzumaHazuki> =submit https://www.kansascity.com from the "Fire! FIRE! Meh-hehheh-heh-m'heh-heh" dept
[01:19:35] <AzumaHazuki> when they get lab meat going, i will probably never eat slaughtered meat again. have been thinking this for a while now.
[01:08:36] * RandomFactor wanders off to look up 'spoop'
[01:06:56] <AzumaHazuki> we are pretty much spoop 24/7/365.24
[01:06:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> bonus!
[01:06:27] <AzumaHazuki> also i forgot to mention: full of blooooooooooooooooood
[01:06:17] <AzumaHazuki> porque no los dos?
[01:06:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> awe, come on. being a ghose animating a skeleton with a meat suit's pretty sweet compared to being a pharmacy tech.
[01:04:54] <AzumaHazuki> for me it's just one spike in a long-running series of "all that has form is empty" moments
[01:03:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, that always makes me feel cooler when it crosses my mind.
[01:02:42] <AzumaHazuki> which is appropriate for the season, but still
[01:02:26] <AzumaHazuki> i'm over thinking this. was slicing it up, looking at it, and the knife, and my arm, and going "it's all just meat. i'm a ghost in a meat shell with a spooky skeleton inside it"
[01:01:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> i was going to throw some rib trimmings (couch guy cooked the last batch up saint louis style) in this morning but decided i'd rather wait until this chest garbage cleared up first
[00:58:37] <AzumaHazuki> i feel like the evil queen in snow white
[00:58:28] * AzumaHazuki just got back from dicing up a deer heart, threw in slow cooker with beef broth, onions, ginger, and black pepper
[00:47:20] <RandomFactor> :-(
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[00:44:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> too much blood flow or not enough?
[00:43:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> ack
[00:41:00] <RandomFactor> no fun, you doing ok?
[00:36:15] <Bytram_> Well. Am @ hospital atm. Had what appeared to be a mini stroke. Had CT scan; inconclusive(?). MRI coming up "soon". Will be here for a day or two.
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