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[23:47:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> ♫ they're always coming and going and going and coming and always too soon ♫
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[23:15:58] <chromas> they-go-they-come
[23:15:31] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - RED Cancels Hydrogen Two Smartphone Because Founder is Old and Sick - https://sylnt.us - they-come-they-go
[23:15:10] <chromas> ah, internet says it's a making-of documentary
[23:14:30] <chromas> FatPhil: is it a reboot?
[23:12:50] <chromas> Bender's 40% dolomite
[23:10:44] <FatPhil> Just watched /Dolomite is my Name/ - highly recommended
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[21:48:42] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Your Brain Approaches Tricky Tasks In A Surprisingly Simple Way - https://sylnt.us - KISS
[20:17:34] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Lotame Unveils Cartographer, its New Approach to Tracking User Identity - https://sylnt.us - data-is-gold
[20:15:15] <ClownHatLinux> ^ 03Migrating eagles run up huge data roaming charges
[20:15:14] <FatPhil> https://www.bbc.com
[19:20:51] <ClownHatLinux> ^ 03Oral-B’s new $220 toothbrush has AI to tell you when you’re brushing poorly
[19:20:50] <chromas> Here's something we were all waiting for: https://www.theverge.com
[18:57:16] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Stewart Butterfield Says Microsoft Sees Slack as Existential Threat - https://sylnt.us - David-v-Goliath
[18:11:17] <FatPhil> RHCP's dead, long live Davie504!
[17:33:11] * chromas gets triggered
[17:33:05] <chromas> hm, no comments section on techradar
[17:30:57] <chromas> his 'facts' are wrong, too. plenty of people "asked if they should" have dark mode all over app reviews and bug reports
[17:29:44] <chromas> That's right. Fuck Tom Bedford. His opinions are wrong
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[17:24:32] <soylent_brown> welp, back to work. later
[17:23:00] <soylent_brown> I'm wondering what it would take to get a "Opinion" topic added to the list of topics
[17:22:47] <ClownHatLinux> ✓ Sub-ccess! "The Dark Mode Craze May Do More Harm Than Good – This is Why" (20 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[17:22:25] <ClownHatLinux> Submitting "The Dark Mode craze may do more harm than good – this is why"...
[17:22:22] <soylent_brown> =submit https://www.techradar.com
[17:21:44] <ClownHatLinux> ✓ Sub-ccess! "Disney Plus is Stopping Theaters Screening Fox Movies – and Viewers Will Lose Out" (10 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[17:21:22] <ClownHatLinux> Submitting "Disney Plus is stopping theaters screening Fox movies – and viewers will lose out"...
[17:21:20] <soylent_brown> =submit https://www.techradar.com
[17:19:43] <soylent_brown> they pop up on spotify for me occasionally
[17:18:33] <chromas> That's a name I haven't heard in a long time
[17:18:21] <soylent_brown> but your version works too.
[17:18:02] <soylent_brown> red hot chili peppers
[17:17:57] <soylent_brown> lol
[17:17:51] <soylent_brown> doh! I've forgotten all my irc-fu?
[17:17:42] <chromas> Royal Hot Canadian Pounding
[17:17:21] <soylent_brown> Sounds like a RHCP title
[17:17:13] <chromas> I sent a ctcp version request. Several irc clients support it
[17:16:53] <soylent_brown> lol
[17:16:48] <chromas> buttmagic
[17:16:42] <soylent_brown> how'd you find that?
[17:16:24] <chromas> ah, irssi
[17:16:18] <ClownHatLinux> ✓ Sub-ccess! "US Lawmakers Want Streaming Services Like Netflix to Issue Emergency Alerts" (5 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[17:16:03] <chromas> or gitchx script maybe
[17:15:57] <ClownHatLinux> Submitting "US lawmakers want streaming services like Netflix to issue emergency alerts"...
[17:15:55] <soylent_brown> =submit https://www.engadget.com
[17:15:45] <chromas> hm, another bot
[17:15:37] <inz> chromas,
[17:15:37] <chromas> !gcalc 2*2
[17:15:20] <ClownHatLinux> ✓ Sub-ccess! "How a Harvard Class Project Changed Barbecue" (42 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[17:15:17] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google is Improving 10 Percent of Searches by Understanding Language Context - https://sylnt.us - when-it-misunderstands-let-me-do-a-literal-search
[17:14:58] <ClownHatLinux> Submitting "How a Harvard class project changed barbecue"...
[17:14:56] <soylent_brown> =submit https://www.engadget.com
[17:14:42] <chromas> well that's better than using the carriers' messaging crap
[17:14:02] <AndyTheAbsurd> RCS is the Space Shuttle's Reaction Control System. :-P
[17:13:55] <soylent_brown> isn't that a pokemon?
[17:13:43] <Bender> koffie plugin has the following commands: koekje, roken, thee, chips, sex, soep, bier, wijn, taart, koek, beledig, fris, koffie
[17:13:43] <chromas> !list koffie
[17:13:34] <Bender> permissions: USER - location: jsb.plugs.common.koffie - examples: koffie
[17:13:30] <inz> chromas, SM-Liiga: !liiga, !yle, !tappara, !joukkue, !ljoukkue, !peli, !sarja, !pposarja, !urho, !puntari, !pveto, !kpano | NHL: !nhl | Janne: !aodi | Muu kiakko: !ajun, !bjun, !mestis, Sekalainen: !gcalc, !ttv, !keli, !pquot, !fonecta
[17:13:30] <Bender> help on koffie: arguments: [<nick>] - get/give a coffee
[17:13:30] <chromas> !help koffie
[17:13:27] <soylent_brown> oh 100%
[17:13:18] <chromas> but being the verge, they probably actually don't know what it is
[17:13:12] <AndyTheAbsurd> !beer
[17:13:11] * AndyTheAbsurd wonders if there's a !beer. Let's find out!
[17:13:03] <chromas> Seems like the type of thing the verge should've put in their article
[17:12:04] <soylent_brown> brb
[17:12:00] <soylent_brown> Should add that link to the sub
[17:11:33] <soylent_brown> https://www.digitaltrends.com
[17:10:58] <soylent_brown> we are going into the weekend after all
[17:10:58] <chromas> I'm still thinking about the RCS thing. I noticed they don't say what rcs actually is
[17:10:08] * Bender reikt een flesje brand aan voor soylent_brown
[17:10:08] <soylent_brown> !bier
[17:09:58] <soylent_brown> No problem.
[17:09:46] <chromas> oh yeah, thanks for the subs!
[17:09:27] <soylent_brown> Done!
[17:09:25] * Bender geeft een flesje hoegaarden aan chromas
[17:09:25] <chromas> !bier
[17:09:00] <chromas> boo-er, beerer, beer!
[17:08:33] <soylent_brown> boo-er?
[17:08:32] <chromas> or unzip it
[17:08:30] <soylent_brown> double boo
[17:08:26] <chromas> I guess the bot could do a check and try to decode it
[17:07:50] <chromas> although it does say gzip for encoding. but curl didn't seem to like it
[17:07:34] <soylent_brown> boo
[17:07:18] <chromas> Ah, they dun goofed. text/html for gzipped output
[17:04:13] <ClownHatLinux> soylent_brown, submit failed: No title.
[17:04:12] <soylent_brown> =submit https://www.digitaltrends.com
[16:59:05] <chromas> Yep. The big problem though is it doesn't have any xml
[16:57:19] <soylent_brown> yeah, tucking messages into the unused bits of messages that are being sent anyway was pretty clever
[16:56:43] <soylent_brown> SMS?
[16:56:03] <chromas> it was a neat idea, but then the treasure goblins got their grubby little hands on it and started charging for what doesn't cost a anything
[16:52:17] <soylent_brown> indeed
[16:47:21] <ClownHatLinux> ✓ Sub-ccess! "A Company That Sold Encrypted Phones Was Run by Crime Lords" (7 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[16:47:08] <chromas> Good. SMS is teh dumb
[16:47:00] <ClownHatLinux> Submitting "A company that sold encrypted phones was run by crime lords"...
[16:46:58] <soylent_brown> =submit https://www.theverge.com
[16:46:29] <ClownHatLinux> ✓ Sub-ccess! "AT&T, Verizon, Sprint, and T-Mobile Have Finally Agreed to Replace SMS With a New RCS Standard" (23 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[16:46:08] <ClownHatLinux> Submitting "AT&T, Verizon, Sprint, and T-Mobile have finally agreed to replace SMS with a new RCS standard"...
[16:46:06] <soylent_brown> =submit https://www.theverge.com
[16:45:28] <ClownHatLinux> ✓ Sub-ccess! "Inside National Conspiracy Writing Month, a Challenge for Creating ‘fan Fiction About Reality’" (16 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[16:45:06] <ClownHatLinux> Submitting "Inside National Conspiracy Writing Month, a challenge for creating ‘fan fiction about reality’"...
[16:45:04] <soylent_brown> =submit https://www.theverge.com
[16:44:40] <ClownHatLinux> ✓ Sub-ccess! "Hackers are Now Selling 'Raccoon' Data-stealing Malware as a $200 Monthly Service" (10 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[16:44:18] <ClownHatLinux> Submitting "Hackers are now selling 'Raccoon' data-stealing malware as a $200 monthly service"...
[16:44:16] <soylent_brown> =submit https://thenextweb.com
[16:42:37] <ClownHatLinux> ✓ Sub-ccess! "Lawmakers Ask US Intelligence to Assess If TikTok is a Security Threat – TechCrunch" (14 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[16:42:15] <ClownHatLinux> Submitting "Lawmakers ask US intelligence to assess if TikTok is a security threat – TechCrunch"...( 1 modified urls; http://social.techcrunch.com )
[16:42:14] <soylent_brown> =submit https://techcrunch.com
[16:41:35] <ClownHatLinux> ✓ Sub-ccess! "SpaceX Wants to Land Starship on the Moon Before 2022, Then Do Cargo Runs for 2024 Human Landing –" (7 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[16:41:14] <ClownHatLinux> Submitting "SpaceX wants to land Starship on the Moon before 2022, then do cargo runs for 2024 human landing – TechCrunch"...( 1 modified urls; http://social.techcrunch.com )
[16:41:12] <soylent_brown> =submit https://techcrunch.com
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[16:33:49] <chromas> but I guess % doesn't work anymore for some reason
[16:33:30] <chromas> Bytram: I changed it to ems. it was % before, which is better
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[15:36:46] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Class Bias in Hiring Based on Few Seconds of Speech - https://sylnt.us - sorry-that-position-has-been-taken
[15:36:19] * Teckla chuckles
[15:34:48] <ClownHatLinux> https://www.peereboom.us - OpenSSL is written by monkeys
[15:34:47] <FatPhil> =g openssl written monkeys
[15:32:48] <FatPhil> It's almost as if they were written by crack monkeys
[15:28:23] <Teckla> ...or maybe I'm just extra dumb.
[15:28:15] <Teckla> It's almost like they are purposefully over-complex and obfuscated.
[15:28:02] * Teckla is going to go out on a limb and say the sad state of security/crypto is mostly the fault of security/crypto libraries that are insanely hard to use and insanely easy to misuse.
[15:26:58] <Bender> karma - coffee: 5015
[15:26:58] <Teckla> coffee++
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[14:05:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - U.S. Government, Military Personnel Data Leaked By Autoclerk - https://sylnt.us - another-day-another-leak
[12:54:19] <chopchop1> subaru vs kawasaki telescope
[12:27:23] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Whole Picture Of A Distant Supercluster In Three Dimensions - https://sylnt.us - getting-the-whole-picture
[12:05:31] * Runaway1956 laughs an evil laugh
[12:05:00] <Bender> karma - subscription: 1
[12:05:00] <Runaway1956> subscription++
[11:54:07] <Bender> karma - coffee: 5014
[11:54:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:54:04] * MrPlow flips a Skittle into TheMightyBuzzard's gaping mouth
[11:54:04] * TheMightyBuzzard yawns
[11:48:38] <Bytram> chromas: thanks for looking into it... maybe give it an id and set the height to something like "10em !important"
[11:48:22] <AndyTheAbsurd> or "from the of-course-I-want-third-parties-to-know-when-I'm-home-what-could-go-wrong dept." but I think that's a little too long.
[11:47:29] <AndyTheAbsurd> alternatively, "from the insecure-by-design dept."
[11:00:18] <chromas> from the hahahahahahahahahahahahaha dept
[10:56:15] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Study Warns Of Security Gaps In Smart Light Bulbs - https://sylnt.us
[10:39:13] <chromas> We should make rehash use that tiny form. then it would know how it feels to preview subs in the editor interface
[10:38:22] <chromas> I guess % don't count now or something
[10:34:49] <chromas> changing it to be bigger didn't affect it
[10:34:41] <chromas> that's weird. the textarea css is the same as it's always been
[10:34:03] <Bytram> afk
[10:34:00] <Bender> karma - coffee: 5013
[10:34:00] <Bytram> coffee++ break time
[10:32:25] <Bytram> Ideally, I should creat a new tempplate just for funding.
[10:32:15] <chromas> Yeah, make a systemd timer
[10:31:59] * Bytram should really make some time to automate that.
[10:31:48] <Bytram> beg-o-meter update completed
[10:31:26] * exec points at Bytram
[10:31:25] <Bytram> ~blame
[10:31:15] <chromas> I are
[10:31:08] <Bytram> so you are seeing it, too?
[10:30:48] <chromas> that's weird. the source editor used to be taller
[10:30:06] <Bytram> but, having to take a couple/three tries to expand the size of the story source text box is... tedious/problematic
[10:29:37] <Bytram> Appreciate the thought, but the browser-based too is too convenient when writing up a story sub.
[10:29:02] <chromas> There's a script to just poop out the story source without the editor code if you want to make use of it with your scripts or whatever
[10:28:56] <Bytram> But the Preview text box at the top expands to handle the size of the contents?
[10:28:19] <Bytram> One request, if I may, after I enter a URL and click "Start" the resulting page displays exactly 3 lines of story source in the "Article text:" text box. :P
[10:28:18] <chromas> thanks :)
[10:26:57] <Bytram> chromas: btw, this scraping program of yours ( https://chromas.0x.no ) is really helpful!
[10:25:52] * Bytram thinks chromas is *pulling* his leg
[10:25:20] * chromas stretches Bytram's leg
[10:25:18] * Bytram updates beg-o-meter
[10:24:13] <Bender> karma - legcramps: -13
[10:24:13] <Bytram> legcramps--
[10:24:09] * Bytram debates going back to bed
[10:23:57] <Bender> karma - coffee: 5012
[10:23:57] <Bytram> coffee++
[09:41:29] <Bender> karma - food: 19
[09:41:29] <chromas> food++
[09:40:26] <janrinok> I suppose I ought to go and start preparing our lunch otherwise I'll be getting questions from S asking if I am doing 'anything important on the computer'.
[09:39:03] <janrinok> I could do that and make it use threads to improve the throughput, but as I only run it every 4 hours on cron at this end it doesn't matter how quickly it runs really.
[09:36:28] <janrinok> I might separate the story processing out even more in v6. I didn't design it to be a standalone story processor when I started it. It wouldn't take very much at all to do that.
[09:34:06] <chromas> it just does stuff with the output files
[09:34:04] <janrinok> and I'd like to issue some documentation to go with it too
[09:33:51] <chromas> I never did find (in the github source) where exec actually runs storybot
[09:33:42] <janrinok> don't rush because I haven't finished bug squashing and testing yet...
[09:33:14] <chromas> Need to get exec updated with the latest
[09:32:41] <janrinok> I'm just looking back through my notes - I did remove it from the -u option intentionally to enable the output to be piped to another process
[09:31:29] <chromas> nah, 2 did the header stuff but 5's fine
[09:31:07] <ClownHatLinux> ^ 03YOURLS — Your Own URL Shortener | https://sylnt.us ( https://sylnt.us )
[09:31:05] <chromas> chromas.0x.no/feedctl/xtractor.php?url=https://sylnt.us/d8k&scraper=storybot
[09:30:36] <janrinok> that'll explain it then. I was wondering if I should be bug hunting but it seems it is unnecessary
[09:29:57] <chromas> Yeah. I'm just using -u.
[09:29:26] <janrinok> They are certainly there if you are not using the -u option
[09:29:07] <janrinok> probably not if you are only processing a single URL directly
[09:28:37] <chromas> they don't seem to be there by default in 5
[09:28:19] <chromas> I might need to adjust php.conf or something
[09:28:17] <janrinok> did you manage to supress the intro and extro texts?
[09:27:47] <chromas> Hm, I should add that to the bot. Multi-subbing skillz
[09:27:33] <janrinok> all users should have access to /tmp, but I can understand it not been available to a browser, html pages or any code doing the serverside processing.
[09:27:07] <chromas> So now if you use the xtractor.php script you can have it use storybot, upstart or newscat for story extraction
[09:26:08] <chromas> No. It couldn't access /tmp when running from my phpoo script, but when I made the php script call it by way of the .sh script then it was okay
[09:26:07] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Researchers Homing in on Zebrafish Heart Repair Mechanism - https://sylnt.us - Yes,-I-DO-want-the-triple-cheeseburger
[09:24:58] <janrinok> chromas, have you had any problems with storybot5/Arthur?
[09:24:05] <janrinok> lol
[09:23:56] <chromas> Don't worry, I'll submit something to counterbalance Runaway1956's subs, then delete it before he has a chance to see it
[09:21:35] * janrinok thinks that was a lot of 'althoughs'...
[09:21:05] <janrinok> your*
[09:21:01] <janrinok> although the earlier submission was by you arch-enemy ari
[09:19:55] <janrinok> although you might have missed that we have _already_ deleted the story that you have just submitted, I suppose
[09:19:07] <janrinok> Runaway1956, do you look at the stories that are already in the sub queue before you pick a story to submit? You are duplicating stories needlessly - although if you think that your sub offers a different viewpoint then carry on...
[09:17:29] <ClownHatLinux> ✓ Sub-ccess! "How the “OK” Symbol Became a Popular Trolling Gesture" (0 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[09:17:07] <ClownHatLinux> Submitting "How the “OK” Symbol Became a Popular Trolling Gesture"...
[09:17:05] <Runaway1956> =submit https://www.adl.org
[09:07:31] <Runaway1956> The other submissions will stand on their own merits, or lack thereof
[09:07:00] <Runaway1956> Janrinock, I fully expected the lame leaders to be deleted - it was only put up in a kind of response to Aristarchus' mindless alt-right submission
[08:46:15] <chromas> Hehe, should I forward the declined email to him? :D
[08:44:26] <exec> <janrinok> Runaway1956, please see Submission Guidelines regarding unbiased subs. Then you might understand why I've deleted 'The Democrats and their lame leaders'
[08:44:24] <janrinok> s/deletee/deleted/
[08:44:10] <janrinok> Runaway1956, please see Submission Guidelines regarding unbiased subs. Then you might understand why I've deletee 'The Democrats and their lame leaders'
[08:04:38] <Runaway1956> He's still trying to get used to wheels!
[08:04:14] <Runaway1956> Yes, and Aristarchus is so old, he's still anticipating the announcement of gunpowder
[07:58:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - White House Kicks Infosec Team to Curb in IT Office Shakeup - https://sylnt.us - buttery-males
[07:40:03] <chromas> that article's so old it's still anticipating the iphone announcement
[07:39:18] <Runaway1956> gotta have a balance to an aristarchus sub, LOL
[07:39:12] <ClownHatLinux> ✓ Sub-ccess! "The Democrats and Their Lame Leaders." (8 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[07:38:51] <ClownHatLinux> Submitting "The Democrats and their lame leaders."...
[07:38:48] <Runaway1956> =submit https://slate.com
[07:34:05] <chromas> gotta have a little link below the video telling me it's Russian propaganda
[07:33:37] <chromas> oh neat, youtube's taking after facebook
[06:17:02] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New Findings Support Idea that Early Cortical Blindness Eliminates Risk of Developing Schizophrenia - https://sylnt.us - didn't-see-that-one-coming
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[05:36:37] <ClownHatLinux> ✓ Sub-ccess! "First Katie Hill, Now Another Dem Is Under Investigation for Alleged Relationship With Staffer" (24 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[05:36:15] <ClownHatLinux> Submitting "First Katie Hill, Now Another Dem Is Under Investigation for Alleged Relationship with Staffer"...
[05:36:14] <Runaway1956> =submit https://www.redstate.com
[05:35:08] <Runaway1956> lol - I saw that story on three other sites, but don't give enough fucks to go find one now
[05:34:24] <chromas> Everyone's favorite error
[05:34:09] <ClownHatLinux> Runaway1956, submit failed: Article root node is null.
[05:34:08] <Runaway1956> =submit https://9to5mac.com
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[05:29:45] <chromas> They need to fix their cms
[05:29:33] <Bender> karma - techcrunch: -1
[05:29:33] <chromas> techcrunch-- # redirecting https to http
[05:29:02] <ClownHatLinux> ✓ Sub-ccess! "Stewart Butterfield Says Microsoft Sees Slack as Existential Threat – TechCrunch" (8 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[05:28:40] <ClownHatLinux> Submitting "Stewart Butterfield says Microsoft sees Slack as existential threat – TechCrunch"...( 1 modified urls; http://social.techcrunch.com )
[05:28:39] <Runaway1956> =submit https://techcrunch.com
[05:26:25] <ClownHatLinux> ✓ Sub-ccess! "Lotame Unveils Cartographer, its New Approach to Tracking User Identity – TechCrunch" (16 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[05:26:03] <ClownHatLinux> Submitting "Lotame unveils Cartographer, its new approach to tracking user identity – TechCrunch"...( 1 modified urls; http://social.techcrunch.com )
[05:26:01] <Runaway1956> =submit https://techcrunch.com
[05:20:55] <ClownHatLinux> ✓ Sub-ccess! "Zuckerberg Faces Heat in Congress: “It’s Almost Like You Think This is a Joke”" (48 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[05:20:33] <ClownHatLinux> Submitting "Zuckerberg faces heat in Congress: “It’s almost like you think this is a joke”"...
[05:20:30] <Runaway1956> =submit https://arstechnica.com
[05:16:44] <ClownHatLinux> ✓ Sub-ccess! "Here’s What the People Who Claimed Google’s Quantum Supremacy Have to Say About It" (22 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[05:16:22] <ClownHatLinux> Submitting "Here’s what the people who claimed Google’s quantum supremacy have to say about it"...
[05:16:18] <Runaway1956> =submit https://arstechnica.com
[04:47:38] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - World Health Organization Says Two of Three Polio Strains have been Eradicated - https://sylnt.us - slow-and-steady
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[04:33:58] * Fnord666_ groans
[04:25:00] <chromas> that's one angle on it
[04:24:37] <Runaway1956> declinations - isn't that like rocket surgery or something?
[04:24:06] <chromas> just in case
[04:24:00] <chromas> You don't have to give a reason for deleting bot subs, but I do check all the emails for upstart's declinations
[04:23:22] SoyCow6430 is now known as Fnord666_
[04:22:37] <Runaway1956> lol
[04:22:20] <SoyCow6430> just trying to keep it fresh!
[04:22:12] <chromas> or a macro in rehash
[04:22:03] <chromas> Probably should be =expired or something
[04:21:53] <ClownHatLinux> Thanks for submitting this story. It appears that no editor has yet selected this story to be run. At least a week has passed since the story was submitted, and if an editor was going to have selected it, they would likely have done so by now. It has, therefore, been removed from the submission queue.
[04:21:53] <chromas> =declined
[04:21:49] <Runaway1956> so, you're an agist?
[04:21:15] <SoyCow6430> naw i'm looking for the command that lists the 'your sub is too old and no one has selected it' deletion notice
[04:20:41] <chromas> stupid robot
[04:20:36] <ClownHatLinux> ^ 03YouTube
[04:20:31] <chromas> https://www.youtube.com
[04:20:28] <chromas> Remember Macaulay Culkin from that one thing?
[04:18:04] <chromas> SoyCow6430: did you find the help you were looking for?
[04:15:09] <Runaway1956> My number one fan spewing hatred at me - while she puts me on ignore so that she can't see what I might respond
[04:14:20] <AzumaHazuki> ari's subs are pure spring water by comparison to that overflowing septic tank full of stale bile
[04:13:17] <ClownHatLinux> https://youtube.com - Strong Bad Email #50 - 50 Emails (2:51)
[04:13:16] <chromas> =yt baleeted
[04:13:04] <Runaway1956> baleen whales are the best whales
[04:12:47] <chromas> from the baleeted dept
[04:12:21] <Runaway1956> Is 'zumi still in professional online psychoanalyst mode?
[04:12:18] <chromas> He's just trying to catch up to aristarchus in the shitpost sub count probably
[04:11:49] <AzumaHazuki> he's in full "old man yells at cloud" mode
[04:11:40] <AzumaHazuki> chromas: did you see who's submitting most of these? Runaway is having a massive all-singing all-dancing bitchfit
[04:11:29] <SoyCow6430> lol
[04:11:18] * Runaway1956 sharpens the soycow helping knife
[04:11:15] <chromas> I think =help's borked
[04:11:08] <ClownHatLinux> ✓ Sub-ccess! "Football Players Huddle Around Opponent After Her Hijab Slips During Game" (10 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[04:11:06] <chromas> These don't seem very stem-related
[04:11:03] <SoyCow6430> =list
[04:10:53] <SoyCow6430> =help
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[04:10:47] <ClownHatLinux> Submitting "Football players huddle around opponent after her hijab slips during game"...( 1 modified urls; https://www.independent.co.uk )
[04:10:41] <Runaway1956> =submit https://www.independent.co.uk
[04:10:20] <chromas> then the cashier chuckles as the computer says "Runaway1956 confirmed" and he deposits your rolls of quarters
[04:08:32] <chromas> I wonder if walmart scans dollar bill serials and links them to security camera footage
[04:07:39] <Runaway1956> every time I purchase gasoline, I'm asked, "Do you have a rewards card?" and my reply is, "No, I don't want your company tracking me."
[04:07:06] <Runaway1956> The bank doesn't have any apps on my phone - nor do I carry any cards that enable corporations to track me
[04:06:15] <chromas> I dunno. All the banks have mobile apps now
[03:57:36] <Runaway1956> worse, only in that Facebook intrudes into your life more than the local banker can
[03:57:07] <ClownHatLinux> ✓ Sub-ccess! "Hillary Clinton Blames the Dark Web for Her 2016 Election Loss" (26 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[03:57:00] <chromas> Isa Facebook really worse than real banks, though?
[03:56:45] <ClownHatLinux> Submitting "Hillary Clinton blames the dark web for her 2016 election loss"...
[03:56:43] <Runaway1956> =submit https://reclaimthenet.org
[03:56:25] <ClownHatLinux> ✓ Sub-ccess! "Opinion | Can We Trust Facebook to Run a Bank?" (50 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[03:56:03] <ClownHatLinux> Submitting "Opinion | Can We Trust Facebook to Run a Bank?"...
[03:56:01] <Runaway1956> =submit https://www.nytimes.com
[03:54:08] <ClownHatLinux> ✓ Sub-ccess! "Opinion: Yes, AOC is Being Praised Too Much for Questioning Zuckerberg. There's a Reason for That" (19 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[03:53:47] <ClownHatLinux> Submitting "Opinion: Yes, AOC is being praised too much for questioning Zuckerberg. There's a reason for that"...( 1 modified urls; https://www.independent.co.uk )
[03:53:43] <Runaway1956> =submit https://www.independent.co.uk
[03:37:12] <AzumaHazuki> shit, who let runaway at the mountain dew again?! doctor's orders were no caffeine, no sugar, and no newspapers 'cause "they angry up the blood."
[03:37:03] <ClownHatLinux> ✓ Sub-ccess! "Opinion | The United States Has Never Truly Been a Democracy" (21 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[03:36:41] <ClownHatLinux> Submitting "Opinion | The United States Has Never Truly Been a Democracy"...( 1 modified urls; https://www.nytimes.com )
[03:36:40] <Runaway1956> =submit https://www.nytimes.com
[03:36:02] <ClownHatLinux> ✓ Sub-ccess! "Rep. Katie Hill Under Ethics Investigation After Right-wing Site Publishes Her Nude Photos" (22 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[03:35:40] <ClownHatLinux> Submitting "Rep. Katie Hill under ethics investigation after right-wing site publishes her nude photos"...
[03:35:38] <Runaway1956> =submit https://www.alternet.org
[03:31:20] <ClownHatLinux> ✓ Sub-ccess! "Police Say 39 Dead in Truck Near London Believed to be Chinese" (23 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[03:31:09] <AzumaHazuki> ditto that one 9_9 someone tell the submitter tampons are not for the anus, no matter how asspained he may be
[03:30:58] <ClownHatLinux> Submitting "Police say 39 dead in truck near London believed to be Chinese"...( 1 modified urls; https://www.reuters.com )
[03:30:57] <Runaway1956> =submit https://www.reuters.com
[03:29:00] <ClownHatLinux> ✓ Sub-ccess! "Inclusion: Instead of Removing Venus Symbol, Babylon Bee Has Better Packaging Idea for Always Femini" (20 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[03:28:38] <ClownHatLinux> Submitting "Inclusion: Instead of Removing Venus Symbol, Babylon Bee Has Better Packaging Idea for Always Feminine Products"...
[03:28:37] <Runaway1956> =submit https://www.redstate.com
[03:27:42] <AzumaHazuki> i predict THAT thread will be completely civil and well-informed, free of trolling, ignorance, and transphobic idiocy
[03:26:21] <ClownHatLinux> ✓ Sub-ccess! "Texas Judge Rules Father of ‘transgender’ 7yo Will Have Rights, Possibly Halting Puberty Blocker" (11 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[03:25:59] <ClownHatLinux> Submitting "Texas judge rules father of ‘transgender’ 7yo will have rights, possibly halting puberty blocker treatment"...
[03:25:57] <Runaway1956> =submit https://www.rt.com
[03:24:02] <ClownHatLinux> ✓ Sub-ccess! "Mexican President Rebukes U.S. Official's Criticism of Narco Strategy" (13 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[03:23:40] <ClownHatLinux> Submitting "Mexican president rebukes U.S. official's criticism of narco strategy"...( 1 modified urls; https://www.reuters.com )
[03:23:39] <Runaway1956> =submit https://www.reuters.com
[03:22:00] <ClownHatLinux> ✓ Sub-ccess! "Ben Carson Tells a Representative to Grow Up Over 'Big Hairy Men' Comment - 'We Need to be More Matu" (50 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[03:21:38] <ClownHatLinux> Submitting "Ben Carson Tells a Representative to Grow up Over 'Big Hairy Men' Comment - 'We Need to be More Mature Than That'"...
[03:21:37] <Runaway1956> =submit https://www.redstate.com
[03:17:34] <AzumaHazuki> that's okay. death holds absolutely no fear for me. i'm done with this world and this shell, and am not reincarnating ever again if i have any say in the matter at all
[03:17:06] <AzumaHazuki> i know where this timeline is going, though. odds are slim to none of 1) that happening any time soon and 2) me living to see it
[03:15:35] * Runaway1956 sometimes wishes that 'zumi spoke English
[03:15:00] <AzumaHazuki> that won't solve our societal ills, but it will put us in a place where we can work on them
[03:14:42] <AzumaHazuki> honestly? what we really NEED is post-scarcity tech combined with full demographic transition to avoid the "pig in the python" phase
[03:14:15] * TheMightyBuzzard really fucks off now
[03:12:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, what we really need are lizards
[03:12:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> yep, they do
[03:12:20] <AzumaHazuki> the fatal flaw of all political systems: it's turtles^W humans all the way down
[03:11:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly a good idea for anyone associating with politicians regularly. does the justice dept even have an IA branch?
[03:11:16] <ClownHatLinux> ✓ Sub-ccess! "Justice Dept. Is Said to Open Criminal Inquiry Into Its Own Russia Investigation" (42 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[03:10:54] <ClownHatLinux> Submitting "Justice Dept. Is Said to Open Criminal Inquiry Into Its Own Russia Investigation"...
[03:10:51] <Runaway1956> =submit https://www.nytimes.com
[03:10:43] <AzumaHazuki> yes: "mu"
[03:10:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> right, so did you ever figure out an answer then?
[03:10:04] <AzumaHazuki> i do see it, and i make it a point not to align myself with that kind of thinking. it's a trap, a satin prison
[03:09:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, it really wasn't. look at the left in general and tell me you don't see people treating others like fragile children emotionally.
[03:09:06] <AzumaHazuki> it says more about you than me
[03:09:00] <AzumaHazuki> Unask the question. it was half trolling and along the lines of "have you stopped beating your wife?"
[03:08:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> ima bugger off now. 5am comes too damned early.
[03:08:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> damnit, yall done distracted me way past bed and tv. seriously consider that question though. if i thought in a way that i could think like that, i wouldn't be asking how other folks can.
[03:07:36] * Runaway1956 wanders off to look at news feeds
[03:06:57] <AzumaHazuki> i'm sure he does
[03:06:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> he thinks we're hilarious tonight
[03:06:25] <Runaway1956> I'm literally laughing out loud, and the wife is looking at me funny
[03:06:22] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Rats Taught to Drive Tiny Cars - https://sylnt.us - <s>mouse</s>-rat-and-the-motorcycle
[03:06:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> meh, there's fractures in everyone's psyche. life does that.
[03:05:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> runaway and zuma, sittin in a tree...
[03:05:17] <AzumaHazuki> but there are long-standing stress fractures in that psyche and they are beginning to propagate at an accelerating rate...
[03:05:07] <Runaway1956> Ohhhhhhh, isn't that sweeeet
[03:04:43] <AzumaHazuki> Runaway, sadly, probably started as a decent if not idealistic man. He feels things very strongly. I wouldn't classify him as a psychopath, at least not a primary one
[03:04:29] <Runaway1956> ROFLMAO
[03:04:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> runaway might but it'd be ideological and his assault rifle would need walker legs instead of a bipod =P
[03:04:09] <Runaway1956> That whole np-A thing is so simplistic
[03:04:05] <AzumaHazuki> but he would if he could, is my assessment of him.
[03:03:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> VLM's prolly harmless. don't talk like he's got the sack to do anything but yack
[03:02:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> i WAS thinking of starting an all PoC white-supremacist group a year or two ago for the lulz
[03:00:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> nope. i'd kill someone dead and sleep the sleep of the just if they threatened me or if i thought they really, really needed killing but not random schmucks who are just going about their days.
[03:00:50] <AzumaHazuki> whereas we have some serious pressure-cooker bunny-boiling insane members on this forum. J-Mo and VLM are stone-cold psychopaths
[03:00:22] <AzumaHazuki> and i can't imagine you attending a Klan or Proud Boys rally as anything but an extremely overplayed troll
[02:59:32] <AzumaHazuki> but you're also not the type who would suddenly hole up in the clock tower and start taking potshots at people
[02:59:24] <Runaway1956> I had a sanguinity once. I took it out and played with it, and I think it rolled into the sewer grate
[02:58:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm easygoing not harmless. not much practical difference most days but on the days there is you don't want to mix them up.
[02:58:06] <AzumaHazuki> Runaway...i seriously wonder sometimes when, not if, he's going to go postal. There are more years of festering resentment in there than I have been alive
[02:57:49] * TheMightyBuzzard chuckles
[02:57:34] <AzumaHazuki> you're, again, harmless. less dangerous than me, most likely, and i'm the kind of person who traps and releases spiders instead of stomping them
[02:56:49] <Runaway1956> so, pesudo-science, like lie detector tests, and eading body language
[02:56:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> naw, i don't do passive with my aggression. you know i ain't one to mince words or hold back.
[02:56:27] <Runaway1956> Note that "personality tests" are not hard science,
[02:54:32] <AzumaHazuki> look up "NP-A personality" and see if you recognize anything. Runaway and a few others have not have the -A experience, or are actively resisting it
[02:54:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> and trans folks or black folks or $whatever are?
[02:53:35] <AzumaHazuki> you're harmless. you're not going to go postal or be turned into a CIA asset or something
[02:52:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> and see, you don't treat *me* with kid gloves. so, wtf?
[02:52:14] <Runaway1956> FFS, the most emotionally crippled person on Soylent is EF, followed closely by 'Zumi
[02:52:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> no worries, i use dryer sheets.
[02:51:38] <AzumaHazuki> most emotional cripples "get by," but it's allostatic rather than homeostatic
[02:51:22] <AzumaHazuki> That's completely orthogonal
[02:51:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> naw, i get by
[02:51:08] <AzumaHazuki> Dude...you are an emotional cripple
[02:50:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> seriously though. think on it if you need to and get back to me. the rationale behind calling folks your equals and then treating them like they're emotional or mental cripples mystifies me.
[02:48:15] <Runaway1956> So, I can say that you're a silly wench, and you never know I said it? LMAO
[02:47:38] <AzumaHazuki> ah, i think i've got his crazy ass on /ignore then
[02:47:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> wasn't talking about Runaway1956, was responding to him.
[02:46:51] <AzumaHazuki> you lost me here. he doesn't have a coherent political position, nor the knowledge to cobble one together
[02:46:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> i was talking about generic politicos
[02:46:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> no idea
[02:46:00] <AzumaHazuki> what, does he want to run for office or something?
[02:45:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> AzumaHazuki, politicos.
[02:45:24] <AzumaHazuki> avarice? he doesn't seem greedy to me
[02:45:21] <Runaway1956> Soros doesn't love the immigrants, the blacks, or anyone else - he hypocritically uses all those groups to undermine the existing order
[02:45:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> Runaway1956, naw, that's just avarice and lust for power.
[02:44:44] <Runaway1956> among the useful tools, it ain't that simple - at the higher levels of "leadership" I think it really is that simple
[02:44:22] <AzumaHazuki> i can't read minds at this distance/over the internet, so i have only guesses as to what's made him turn into this
[02:44:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> not gonna argue with it whatever you got. i got some tv i wanna watch. just thought i'd ask since you're handy.
[02:43:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> genuinely curious if you've ever put any thought into it and come up with a reason.
[02:43:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> Runaway1956, nah. ain't that simple.
[02:43:05] <AzumaHazuki> just JAQing off?
[02:42:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> ain't trollin.
[02:42:50] <Runaway1956> I've already got the point, and the answer is "hypocrisy"
[02:42:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> see the above question
[02:42:22] <AzumaHazuki> this is an awfully long setup for a troll...i'm surprised your ADHD lets you concentrate this long. is there a point here somewhere though?
[02:42:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> if it don't phase you, why do you think it's going to injure them?
[02:41:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, i mean like black folks, trans folks, whatever
[02:41:22] <AzumaHazuki> i don't view you as an equal :D
[02:41:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'd honestly like to know. it don't jive that you can treat folks like fragile children and still view them as equals.
[02:40:43] <AzumaHazuki> A reading from the Book of Carlin, Observations Chapter 1, verses 13-14: "You know how dumb the average person is? Half of them are dumber than that"
[02:40:34] <Runaway1956> I know some "robust" people, LMAO
[02:39:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> so, why do you and a lot of others feel the need to treat any other demographic like they're less mentally robust than yourself?
[02:39:43] <AzumaHazuki> because you're a sad little man whose life consists of trolling, fishing, and cranking it solo (baiting, baiting, and 'batin)?
[02:39:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> follow up question is why i asked that...
[02:39:06] <ClownHatLinux> ^ 03Saudi Arabia faces reality check as Wall Street heads to Riyadh
[02:39:05] <Runaway1956> https://www.oann.com
[02:38:52] <Runaway1956> Wow, this is a logistics nightmare - they are moving Wall Street to Riyadh!
[02:38:50] <AzumaHazuki> so...feel free not to start now?
[02:38:05] <Runaway1956> @ TMB - mental anquish is good for the soul
[02:37:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> actually, no. i don't give two shits what you do at home.
[02:37:22] <AzumaHazuki> you already do, and i give fewer fucks than Deadpool sodomizing a rabid honey badger while the both of them are on day 3 of a PCP and cocaine bender about what you "think," so...no?
[02:35:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> AzumaHazuki, serious question here: would it cause you mental anguish of any sort if you found out i didn't approve of the ways you live your life or used the word dykes to refer to the sapphicly inclined?
[02:34:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> orange midget
[02:33:30] <Runaway1956> Based on what I've heard, a black-face child-bride costume offends more people than any other.
[02:33:08] <Runaway1956> Halloween? I figure to do a search, "What is the most offensive halloween costume"
[02:30:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> green as the trees, thas me
[02:30:11] <AzumaHazuki> figures a buzzard would post something about carrion. very eagle-logical :3
[02:29:47] <ClownHatLinux> ^ 03Have An Eco-Friendly Halloween By Decorating With Real Corpses
[02:29:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://bunnyears.com
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[00:19:39] <chromas> Yep. I'm getting the iframe tag without js but no vidya player within the iframe
[00:17:32] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Turning Plastic Trash Into Lubricant Oils - https://sylnt.us - grease-it's-the-one-that-you-want
[00:05:43] <FatPhil> and finally on the 4th day, I'll realise I need both in order to download part 4 out of the 3.
[00:05:20] <FatPhil> Tomorrow, I'll do neither.
[00:05:06] <FatPhil> today, I had jS on, but don't think I noticed the iframe.
[00:04:51] <FatPhil> chromas: I noticed the iframe yesterday, but it had nothing obviously video inside it. I may have had JS off at that point though.