#Soylent | Logs for 2019-09-09
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[00:05:26] <Runaway1956_> I just bought a netgear router, it works fine.
[00:05:36] <Runaway1956_> no need to DIY
[00:06:06] <Runaway1956_> Oh, sorry, you're doing morning wood with your router, Netgear won't help there
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[00:45:56] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Apple Lashes Out After Google Reveals iPhone/iOS Vulnerabilities - http://sylnt.us - own-your-mistakes
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[01:48:22] <LCSulla> good snapped my bit just what i wanted
[02:05:54] <LCSulla> even though hitachi routers can use a 1/2in collet they dont come with te router and arent sold in store
[02:05:56] <LCSulla> lowes--
[02:05:56] <Bender> karma - lowes: -1
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[03:06:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Study Shows Benefits of Political Incorrectness - http://sylnt.us - *my*-PC-runs-Linux
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[03:29:55] <hopdevil> site having issues?
[03:29:57] <chromas> Obviously a dogwhistle™ of the alt-reich running soylent
[03:30:16] <chromas> loading for me
[03:30:45] <hopdevil> I got a few 503's, seems fine now
[03:30:57] <chromas> We should probably keep an eye on it
[03:31:01] <chromas> Last time that happened...
[03:31:07] <hopdevil> ya...
[03:32:57] <chromas> oh, I thought I loaded the nouveau driver
[03:33:02] <chromas> linux_drivers--
[03:33:02] <Bender> karma - linux_drivers: -1
[03:45:15] <LCSulla> chromas always breakin the site, then fixin it for kudos
[03:48:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> aight, web frontends bounced and mail is using the updated cert
[03:48:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> dunno why it wasn't but it is now
[03:49:10] <chromas> Can you fix my pc too?
[03:49:28] <chromas> I got nouveau running but the desktop's using all the cpu doing nothing
[03:49:34] <chromas> now it's locked up
[03:50:08] <chromas> my password is slashdotbetarocks
[03:50:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, it's just hot and thirsty. try pouring some dr pepper in the big fan on the back cause that's where it's trying to cool down.
[03:52:08] <chromas> don't have any :(
[03:52:12] <chromas> I'll try water
[03:52:35] <chromas> with a little added salt. gotta keep up those electrolytes
[03:54:13] <chromas> Didn't work
[03:54:34] <chromas> I'll just have to go back to the nvidia driver. Flickery screen is better than lockup, I think
[03:54:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> have you tried threatening it with a hammer?
[03:55:06] <chromas> yes
[03:55:31] <chromas> the hammer drank the dr pepper and left
[03:55:58] <chromas> in soviet russia, hammer get you!
[03:56:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> and here i thought it was too legit to quit like that
[03:57:23] <LCSulla> the good doctor fixes all computer issues
[03:57:51] <LCSulla> i invented a drink i call the "double doctor" its dr pepper and some dr. m-something vanilla liquor
[03:59:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> should have went with a doctor who pun
[04:03:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> mcgillicuddy's?
[04:03:15] * TheMightyBuzzard scratches his chin
[04:03:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> OJ, vodka, dr mcgillicuddy's = sonic screwdriver
[04:04:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> fuck, now ima have to make one of those this week
[04:05:32] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: Hey! Thanks for taking care of the cert issue!
[04:05:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod
[04:05:50] <LCSulla> never seen dr who, im american
[04:05:59] <Bytram> I feel bad I missed that in the cert update... how can I check for that in the future?
[04:06:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> so am i but i watched tv on sunday as a kid anyway
[04:06:26] <LCSulla> what did you tell me tmb about tools earler today
[04:06:35] <LCSulla> i had a follow up question but forgot your answer
[04:06:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> check your email and view the cert however your client lets you do so
[04:07:10] <Bytram> hmmm, for a given inbox associated with soylentnews.org ?
[04:07:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, use a hand plane. takes longer but you get a MUCH better quality job done on your lumber.
[04:07:30] <LCSulla> https://i.stack.imgur.com found info letting me only go 30in from one side of breaker
[04:07:31] <LCSulla> ah
[04:07:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> unless you wanna check mail from a different server, yes
[04:07:42] <LCSulla> i have a hand plane, tried it, was getting caught in the burl
[04:07:52] <Bytram> like turning a table leg on a lathe versus scraping it
[04:07:59] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: k
[04:08:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> sharpen it and hog less off.
[04:08:05] <LCSulla> went at it with the router box i built over the wood. almost done with it but i broke the router bit
[04:08:07] <Bytram> oh, how would I do that?
[04:08:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> you should be able to shave atoms in half with a hand plane blade
[04:08:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, do what?
[04:08:56] <Bytram> check the cert from another server
[04:09:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> check mail from another server
[04:09:13] <Bytram> oh, okay.
[04:09:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's all in your client, i've no idea how it does its doings cause i dunno what you use
[04:09:55] <LCSulla> https://ibb.co
[04:09:56] <upstart> ^ 03IMG-20190908-1957404
[04:10:27] <LCSulla> https://ibb.co
[04:10:27] <upstart> ^ 03IMG-20190908-1957269
[04:12:19] <Bytram> I use Thunderbird, but I do not see that I use any cert
[04:12:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, no idea with thunderbird. i use clawsmail
[04:12:54] <Bytram> k
[04:13:32] <Bytram> is there anything I can check on our servers? I thought I saw you say something about replacing something and then bouncing?
[04:15:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> i just bounced the mail daemons
[04:15:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, you have to check remotely
[04:15:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> well not really but it's much, much easier
[04:18:13] <Bytram> is too late to really grok this now; I appreciate your trying to get it through my fuzzy head at this late hour; pls remind me at some other time?
[04:19:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> sure
[04:19:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> next time the cert needs renewed prolly
[04:20:05] <Bytram> much obliged!!!
[04:25:06] <Bytram> is past the bewitching hour, time for me to lay down my head and get some shuteye... supposed to be back at work in less than 9 hours.
[04:25:42] * Bytram is grateful he got a good nap in this afternoon.
[04:25:50] <Bytram> ~gnight TheMightyBuzzard
[04:25:52] * exec theoretically culturally enriches a toilet bowl of dark humor with TheMightyBuzzard
[04:25:54] <Bytram> ~gnight chromas
[04:25:56] * exec communistically farts a lode of Yeezys at chromas
[04:26:09] <chromas> ~g'noight Bytram
[04:26:18] <chromas> =g'noight Bytram
[04:26:18] * upstart single-candidly formulates a udp packet of SQL injection for Bytram
[04:26:20] <Bytram> =g Yeezy
[04:26:21] <upstart> https://www.adidas.com - YEEZY BOOST 700 V2 | adidas + KANYE WEST
[04:26:33] <Bytram> =g Yeezy -kanye
[04:26:33] <upstart> https://www.flightclub.com - Yeezy Boost 350 - Yeezy | Flight Club
[04:26:41] <Bytram> I give up
[04:26:50] <chromas> it's kayne-brand shoes
[04:27:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gnight Bytram
[04:27:44] * exec clumsily gives birth to a body bag of dedotated wam for Bytram
[04:27:57] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Hackaday Celebrates 15 Years and Oh How the Hardware has Changed - http://sylnt.us - when-a-hack-is-a-good-thing
[04:28:08] <Bytram> not sure what it is, but I'd be happy to return it. =)
[04:28:37] <Bytram> so chromas has some new shoes! Good for yous!
[04:28:51] <Bytram> and on that note, ciao for now
[04:29:04] <chromas> =yt detotated wam
[04:29:05] <upstart> https://youtube.com - Dedotated Wam? (32)
[04:40:11] <chromas> https://www.youtube.com
[04:40:12] <upstart> ^ 03The Terminator dubbed with Half-Life SFX
[06:05:54] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Report Reveals Play-By-Play of First U.S. Grid Cyberattack - http://sylnt.us - do-you-want-AI-with-your-control-system?
[06:27:04] <AzumaHazuki> isn't this like back to back with that guy suggesting we give AI a dead-hand switch on the nuclear arsenal?
[06:33:12] <chromas> goddamnit, I'd piss on a spark plug if I thought it'd do any good
[06:33:33] <AzumaHazuki> well, guess we found out the answer to the fermi paradox
[06:33:35] <chromas> or was it a real thing?
[06:33:53] <AzumaHazuki> technology gets ahead of wisdom, species go up in a puff of nuclear annihilation or worse
[06:34:12] <AzumaHazuki> and on that cheerful note, going to nap some before that freaking 12 hour shift...
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[06:34:48] <chromas> I thought the Fermi paradox was a joke about those nvidia cards causing the death heat of the universe
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[07:25:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Gigantic Raft of Volcanic Rock is Drifting Toward Australia. That Could be Good News. - http://sylnt.us
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[08:46:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - India Locates Lander Lost on Final Approach to Moon - http://sylnt.us
[10:14:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:14:44] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4947
[10:51:41] <Bytram> coffee++
[10:51:42] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4948
[10:51:47] <Bytram> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[10:51:49] * exec transphobically refactors trousers full of phoenix down for TheMightyBuzzard
[10:54:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday Bytram
[10:54:36] * exec cantankerously twerks a tremendouns number of caulk for Bytram
[10:55:02] <chromas> a number of uncountable noun
[10:55:14] <Bytram> that's what I was thinking
[10:55:21] <chromas> tremendounsly
[10:55:49] <Bytram> a tremendous *volume* of caulk would be more passable
[10:56:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> could be a huge 3 written in caulk
[10:56:59] <Bytram> tremendouNs number? Misspelling, too.
[10:57:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> well it is a SN bot
[10:57:29] <chromas> exec needs a neural net to construct more appropriate templates
[10:58:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> appropriateness is not a valid metric for gdays
[10:59:30] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: s/metric/imperial measurement/
[10:59:33] <chromas> Why are you invalidating the gdays?
[10:59:43] <Bytram> ~sed on
[10:59:45] <exec> sed enabled for 10#Soylent
[10:59:50] <chromas> ~save
[10:59:51] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: s/metric/imperial measurement/
[10:59:53] <exec> <Bytram> <TheMightyBuzzard> appropriateness is not a valid imperial measurement for gdays
[11:00:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> half the fun of them is that they invalidate themselves
[11:01:55] <chromas> Somebody should invent a toilet that isn't a resonant chamber
[11:02:07] <chromas> Or maybe put some strings on the bowl and turn it into a guitar
[11:02:12] <chromas> or maybe it only works for wind instruments
[11:02:34] <chromas> [sad trombine]
[11:03:26] * Bytram inserts some witty comment about passing wind
[11:03:49] * TheMightyBuzzard makes a ninja pun
[11:03:53] <Bytram> ~time x
[11:03:55] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Monday, 9 September 2019, 11:03 am
[11:04:16] <Bytram> urg... story queue ran dry again
[11:04:28] <chromas> and there's almost nothing to fill it with
[11:04:52] <Bytram> am pushing out majoro story right now
[11:04:55] <chromas> just do a post that says "This Story Intentionally Left Blank"
[11:05:17] <Bytram> I'm not going to do it, YOU do it... next April 1st!
[11:07:55] <Bytram> !uid
[11:07:56] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 8513, owned by Rachiozme
[11:18:03] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Manjaro Linux Forms a Company - http://sylnt.us - *THIS*-will-be-the-year-of-Linux-on-the-desktop
[11:18:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, i'm off on some daily missions then to the church work.
[11:19:15] <Bytram> hmmm, pastor buzzard?
[11:19:56] <Bytram> or... TheMightyBuzzard, the missionary?
[11:31:39] <Bytram> well, time for me to start getting ready for work...
[11:50:12] <chromas> 🎵Where have all the good subs gone...🎵
[11:56:01] <Bytram> 🎵we all live in a yellow submarine🎵
[11:57:17] * chromas drops a hole in the channel
[12:01:41] <Bytram> chromas: s/ha/hu/
[12:01:44] <exec> <Bytram> <chromas> drops a hole in the chunnel
[12:01:58] <Bytram> ;)
[12:02:05] <Bytram> time for work...
[12:02:11] <Bytram> have a great day everybody!
[12:25:24] <FatPhil> https://www.bloomberg.com
[12:25:25] <upstart> ^ 03Bloomberg - Are you a robot? ( https://www.bloomberg.com )
[12:28:40] <chromas> am I a robot?
[12:49:12] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Verizon's 5G Network isn't Good Enough to Cover an Entire NFL Stadium - http://sylnt.us - got-to-start-somewhere
[13:09:12] <chromas> Maybe if they put it on the block chain
[13:09:31] <chromas> I don't need 5g though; I've got the cloud
[13:28:41] <Teckla> Cloudy with a chance of data leaks
[14:25:24] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Vegan and Vegetarian Diets 'Link to Higher Stroke Risk' - http://sylnt.us - watch-that-diet!
[14:40:40] <FatPhil> how can you have leaks with wireless data, the bits are vapour?!?! wired ethernet, however: https://kuvaton.com
[15:02:47] <FatPhil> ~submit https://abcnews.go.com
[15:03:20] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
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[17:47:56] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - 120 Million Workers Will Need to be Retrained due to AI, Says IBM Study - http://sylnt.us - Who-trains-the-trainers?-Engineers?
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[19:06:38] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - How Lyft Creates Hyper-Accurate Maps From Open-Source Maps and Real-Time Data - http://sylnt.us - $
[19:36:01] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - All Comets In The Solar System Might Come From The Same Place - http://sylnt.us - cold-start
[21:07:11] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Clerk Uses Photographic Memory to Steal Credit Card Info From 1,300 Customers - http://sylnt.us - do-not-let-go-of-your-card
[21:10:18] <chromas> hm, libreoffice is asking for shekels right in the toolbar
[21:22:17] <Sulla_> only people i give to are SN
[21:30:47] <chromas> it's a little uglier but I think gnumeric does most everything libreorifice's spreadsheet tool does
[21:32:31] <FatPhil> anyone know a way to get around the yahoo news consent click-through without opening my bumhole to them?
[21:33:14] <chromas> I dunno. It's loading fine for me
[21:33:28] <chromas> it's not giving me that guce.advertising.com redirect
[21:33:52] <chromas> but it also seems like the bot works with those sites, which means curl should work
[21:34:32] <chromas> I am allowing first-party scripts though
[21:35:21] <chromas> appears to work with scripts off too
[21:38:23] <tortured_old_man> #submit https://www.seattlepi.com
[21:38:23] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[21:38:36] <tortured_old_man> When the police IS the shooter
[21:38:49] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[21:47:54] <Sulla_> are guns even legal i nthe neatherlands?
[21:48:59] <Sulla_> https://steemit.com
[21:49:01] <upstart> ^ 03The (ridiculous) weapon laws of the Netherlands
[21:49:39] <tortured_old_man> Well, Sulla, if the cops decide to murder you, you're just dead
[21:49:44] <tortured_old_man> no one is going to stop him
[21:50:11] <Sulla_> Maybe the problems is they don't have enough gun laws
[21:50:31] <tortured_old_man> More likely problem is, they don't have enough guns
[21:50:38] <tortured_old_man> but that's just my opinion
[21:50:48] <chromas> The cops don't have enough guns
[21:51:32] <Sulla_> Well, i hve yet to see where more gun laws = less crime
[21:53:05] <chromas> That's because the alt-right always interferes and ruins the utopia
[21:53:20] <chromas> it's just like commujism
[21:54:18] <Sulla_> Stalin would have made it work if the west would have just let him
[21:54:46] <Sulla_> Lenin was an innocent visionary that just got caught up in the times
[21:56:42] <chromas> Yep. Just like Venezuela and all of Africa
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[22:29:26] <pinchy> whos been torturing old_man?
[22:36:32] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - UN Nuclear Watchdog Finds Uranium 'Traces' At Iran Site - http://sylnt.us - old-or-new?