#Soylent | Logs for 2019-05-20
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[00:02:22] <Bytram> RandomFactor: Why do you think that?
[01:27:07] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Gap in Planetary Sizes Puzzles Astronomers - http://sylnt.us - or-bite-size-for-Galactus
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[02:02:36] <Sulla> Can someone sub this for me
[02:04:11] <chromas> maybe
[02:04:25] <chromas> =submit this
[02:04:25] <upstart> Submit failed: No title.
[02:04:35] * chromas hardy harrs
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[02:44:33] <Bytram> =g sade smooth operator
[02:44:34] <upstart> https://www.youtube.com - Sade - Smooth Operator (Official Music Video) - YouTube
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[02:52:36] <Bytram> =g arabica
[02:52:37] <upstart> https://en.wikipedia.org - Coffea arabica - Wikipedia
[02:57:02] <Bytram> AzumaHazuki: o/
[02:57:09] <AzumaHazuki> o/
[02:57:28] * AzumaHazuki is stuck in a bad situation, has virtually no money, and her friend is crazy :D wheeee!
[02:58:16] <Bytram> \o/ /°\ \o/ /°\ \o/ /°\ \o/ /°\
[02:58:29] <Bytram> ruh roh
[02:59:51] <AzumaHazuki> yeah. i may die soon. oh well...
[03:00:04] <AzumaHazuki> truth is i've been suicidal for a very, very long time. i have an exit plan, as it were, too
[03:00:17] <Bytram> so... your friend is crazy?
[03:00:23] <Bytram> I could tell.
[03:00:37] <AzumaHazuki> i can't blame her, given what she's suffered
[03:00:39] <Bytram> about you, that is, not your friend.
[03:00:57] <AzumaHazuki> but her own husband despairs of how to interact with her
[03:01:10] <Bytram> I have learned that suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem.
[03:01:11] <AzumaHazuki> she smokes, not joking here, easily 2 packs of homemades a day, sometimes 3
[03:01:23] <AzumaHazuki> i am so very weak against smoke. i smell like it now.
[03:01:29] <Bytram> okaaay... any drugs or drinking?
[03:01:35] <Bytram> oh.
[03:01:41] <Bytram> blergh
[03:03:21] <Bytram> any place else around there where you can take up shelter?
[03:03:43] <AzumaHazuki> nope. it's over for me soon enough
[03:04:20] <AzumaHazuki> luckily the neighbors have firearms, and i can feign interest in hunting long enough to get access to one and do the needful if it comes to that. i don't really want to though
[03:04:32] <AzumaHazuki> hopefully i find work soon and can get out of there after a while
[03:04:39] <Bytram> terribly messy for someone else to have to happen upon it.
[03:05:07] <AzumaHazuki> i know, not to mention traumatizing. i realize it's incredibly selfish
[03:05:34] <Bytram> pm?
[03:06:02] <AzumaHazuki> at any time of day
[03:06:51] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Ken Starks on Drawing Kids Towards More Productive Web Content - http://sylnt.us - encouraging-the-future
[03:24:29] <Bytram> time for bed... except we need a couple more stories pushed out. :/
[03:27:49] <chromas> there are several in the queueueue
[03:28:01] <Bytram> nod jod
[03:28:05] <Bytram> I put one there myself, even
[03:28:42] <chromas> better get some sleep, mister
[03:28:53] <Bytram> =yt mister mister
[03:28:54] <upstart> https://youtube.com - Mr. Mister - Broken Wings (4:49)
[03:29:47] <chromas> I recently learned that their song Kyrie has actual lyrics
[03:30:06] <chromas> I always thought it was just beeeedeedeededededeeedeedededeeee
[03:30:14] <Bytram> I could be mistaken, but I think it was in Latin
[03:30:16] <chromas> and then some other word
[03:30:30] <chromas> yeah, I read it was a catholic thing or something
[03:32:28] <chromas> pig latin, except on fridays
[03:34:30] <chromas> fridaies
[03:35:39] <Bytram> =g lyrics mr mister kyrie
[03:35:40] <upstart> https://en.wikipedia.org(song) - Kyrie (song) - Wikipedia
[03:43:41] <Bytram> okay, that's a couple more stories in the hopper... *now* I can head to bed.
[03:43:47] <Bytram> Have a good night everybody!
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[04:35:58] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Intel's Processors Lose More Performance From Vulnerability Mitigations Than AMD's - http://sylnt.us - TANSTAAFL
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[06:16:16] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Ajit Pai Proposes New Rule That Would Allow Carriers to Block Robocalls - http://sylnt.us
[07:57:02] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Walmart Offers One-Day Delivery on 220,000 Items - http://sylnt.us - which-items
[08:10:37] <chromas> Deliver-to-store is best, especially when an employee at the local store has to pull the item off the shelf but you saved $5 by ordering online.
[09:26:39] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Heart of Next-Generation Chip-Scale Atomic Clock - http://sylnt.us - tick-tock
[11:05:54] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Over 21,000 Linksys Routers Leaked Their Device Connection Histories - http://sylnt.us - talktative-devices
[11:29:48] <Bytram> coffee++
[11:29:48] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4769
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[11:38:38] <Bytram> ~weather miami
[11:38:52] <Bytram> no bot. :/
[11:39:17] <Bytram> cmn32480: Good morning! When you have a chance, could you please give exec a kick-start?
[11:44:36] * cmn32480 punches boots exec in the ass witha steel toed boot
[11:45:50] <Bytram> ~gday cmn32480
[11:46:01] <cmn32480> #smake exec
[11:46:01] * MrPlow smakes exec upside the head with a sad tromboner
[11:46:05] <Bytram> lol
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[11:46:15] <Bytram> ~gday cmn32480
[11:46:25] * exec dianetically liberates a cup of chocolate milk from cmn32480
[11:46:25] <cmn32480> patience my young padawan
[11:46:31] <cmn32480> ~gday bytram,
[11:46:34] * exec proverbially flicks a Ziploc bag of chocolate coins at bytram,
[11:46:44] <Bytram> Aren't those what doctor's have? Patients?
[11:46:57] <Bytram> C H O CO L A T E ! ! ! !
[11:47:02] <cmn32480> milk and coins
[11:47:03] <Bytram> yummy money!
[11:47:07] <cmn32480> winner wiiner chicken dinner
[11:47:22] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~gday Bytram
[11:47:24] * exec arrogantly pukes an ExFAT volume of onion dip on Bytram
[11:47:28] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~gday chromas
[11:47:31] * exec viciously derives a buzzfeed listicle of nasty, rotten burrito from chromas
[11:47:56] * Bytram had his first full weekend off in longer than he can remember; almost feels human this morning... 'cept it is and is forecasted to continue raining
[11:48:04] <Bytram> ~gday AndyTheAbsurd
[11:48:06] * exec angrily sets a buzz saw of Windows 10 by AndyTheAbsurd
[11:48:10] <cmn32480> ~gday AndyTheAbsurd
[11:48:12] * exec deliciously steals a megabyte of blockchain from AndyTheAbsurd
[11:49:38] <Bytram> Well, time to get ready to head to work.
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[11:52:01] <LaminatorX> cmn32480: see?
[11:56:34] <LaminatorX> Still here.
[11:57:35] <AndyTheAbsurd> /kick LaminatorX Not anymore!
[11:57:45] * AndyTheAbsurd doesn't actually have that power
[11:57:50] * Bytram does
[11:57:57] * Bytram glances at AndyTheAbsurd
[11:57:58] <AndyTheAbsurd> (or any power, here. But it's possible to do it.)
[11:59:35] AndyTheAbsurd is now known as SoyGuest8008135
[11:59:58] <SoyGuest8008135> ...I wonder if I should register this nick with NickServ.
[12:01:30] <Bytram> only if you don't want TMB to take it from you
[12:01:39] <Bytram> okay, really gtg.
[12:01:45] <Bytram> Have a great day everyone!
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[12:27:14] <cmn32480> .kick LaminatorX for being an experiment
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[12:36:05] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Stack Overflow Hacker Undetected for a Week - http://sylnt.us - I'm-in-your-base
[13:43:50] <chromas> from the Hack-Overflow dept
[14:16:50] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Machine-Learning Based Text-To-Speech System Clones Podcaster's Voice - http://sylnt.us - you-dont-say
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[15:04:29] <chromas> theguardian.com's comments system is pretty retarded. Clicking to get more comments duplicates them into other threads
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[15:14:27] <exec> welcome Runaway1956: Dallas, TX, 25°C/77°F, 10:14 am CDT, Monday, 20 May 2019
[15:15:54] * FatPhil pats his raspi (from which he is irc-ing) on the back:
[15:15:58] <FatPhil> $ uptime 18:16:35 up 502 days, 6:12, 7 users, load average: 0.17, 0.17, 0.18
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[15:16:25] <AnonymousLuser> =submit https://gizmodo.com
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[15:26:31] <AnonymousLuser> #submit https://gizmodo.com
[15:26:32] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[15:26:51] <AnonymousLuser> apparently upstart shit itself
[15:26:56] <AnonymousLuser> #smake upstart
[15:26:56] * MrPlow smakes upstart upside the head with an unhandled exception
[15:26:57] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[15:27:13] <AnonymousLuser> how apropos!!!
[15:29:15] <cmn32480> ~weather
[15:29:23] <exec> 10Baltimore, MD - currently 86°F / 30°C, partly cloudy, wind SW at 10 mph, humidity 47% - Monday scattered thunderstorms (58°F:88°F / 14°C:31°C), Tuesday partly cloudy (57°F:72°F / 14°C:22°C), Wednesday mostly cloudy (63°F:75°F / 17°C:24°C), Thursday isolated thunderstorms (70°F:84°F / 21°C:29°C)
[15:31:00] <AnonymousLuser> ~weather
[15:31:02] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
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[15:58:07] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Bedbugs Evolved More than 100 Million Years ago - and Walked the Earth with T. Rex - http://sylnt.us - sweet-dreams-or-sweaty-dreams
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[16:08:18] <chromas> oh nice. I guess the updated article extractor sigsegvs now
[16:08:42] <chromas> Even though that's fake news, because there's no segments in pages
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[16:09:53] <chromas> So do the English spell the present tense verb "metring"?
[16:11:51] <boru> IIRC, that is not a real word in real English.
[16:12:02] <boru> It is a noun, not a verb.
[16:12:13] * chromas gasps
[16:12:25] <chromas> is it always "metre" or is that just the unit?
[16:12:36] <chromas> and the device is called a gauge
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[16:13:22] <exec> welcome Sirfinkus: Olympia, WA, 13°C/55°F, 9:13 am PDT, Monday, 20 May 2019
[16:13:51] <boru> It's like all of these bellends you hear 'adulting' or 'coding'.
[16:14:06] <boru> Yes, just the unit, iirc.
[16:14:19] <boru> But you might want to second guess that, since English is not my first language.
[16:14:34] <boru> And it's not something I've come across that I recollect.
[16:14:35] * chromas brains the bot coding
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[17:07:30] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google Pulls Huawei’s Android License - http://sylnt.us - Tit-for-tat
[18:26:30] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Researchers Document Impact of Coffee on Bowels - http://sylnt.us - picks-you-up-while-it-cleans-you-out
[18:27:22] <chromas> What a shithole. It's no wonder upstart died. If I had to parse Gizmodo source I'd kill myself too
[18:31:37] * boru chuckles.
[18:32:00] <boru> That's one of those sites that pulls JS crap from N other sites, right?
[18:32:06] <boru> Where N > 70 or some such.
[18:32:23] <chromas> They embed their svg graphics right into the html too
[18:32:43] <boru> It's a bit like trying to use google services with umatrix. You spend so much time allowing scripts from here, there, and everywhere that you just give up using their shitty services altogether.
[18:32:48] <chromas> which is why MrPlow barfs up the titles on their articles
[18:33:18] <boru> You what? You can embed svg data in HTML?
[18:33:24] <boru> What in blazes.
[18:34:22] <chromas> You know what they say, xml is like solving violence.
[18:34:27] <chromas> xml-on-xml violence
[18:52:16] <boru> I have never heard anyone say that.
[18:56:02] <AndyTheAbsurd> XML is like violence: If it didn't solve your problem, you didn't use enough of it!
[18:56:12] <AndyTheAbsurd> </sarcasm>, obviously.
[18:56:30] <cmn32480> Do it the Bundy way. With swift adn blinding violence!
[18:57:07] <boru> Can we do it the sensible way, with binary formats and protocols?
[18:57:35] <boru> I had this same discussion on another net earlier.
[18:57:41] <boru> Text based protocols make me ill.
[18:57:55] <AndyTheAbsurd> No, everything must now be JSON transmitted over HTTPS.
[18:58:00] <AndyTheAbsurd> NOTHING ELSE IS ALLOWED.
[18:58:25] <boru> Seems to be the case, with how the dotcom lot are now ramming their shitty technologies into everything else.
[18:58:41] * boru grumbles, absconds to make tea.
[18:58:48] <AndyTheAbsurd> We're working with React at my workplace.
[18:59:59] <AndyTheAbsurd> One of the things you can do is to transmit the JS of your React app to the client device, then have the client fetch JSON for all the data of the page.
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[19:04:31] <boru> Why?
[19:05:38] <chromas> Has anyone made an xml store for systemd journals?
[19:06:01] <chromas> I recently learned there's a json replacement for rss
[19:06:33] <chromas> boru: Why do you hate progress?
[19:07:13] <boru> Don't get me started, you rogue.
[19:07:22] <AndyTheAbsurd> boru: something something saves on server side rendering something something.
[19:07:29] <AndyTheAbsurd> Honestly, I don't get it either.
[19:07:39] <AndyTheAbsurd> Especially in the industry we're in (news).
[19:07:53] <boru> The plot thickens.
[19:09:13] <AndyTheAbsurd> For some things, it's worthwhile - like for Reddit, where every logged-in user might have a different set of subscribed subreddits, and their algorithm changes what are "top" stories frequently, so they're literally almost never serving the same page twice.
[19:09:55] <boru> Sounds reasonable, with my very limited knowledge about reddit.
[19:10:13] <AndyTheAbsurd> But for a local news site, which does change but pretty slowly, doing things that way doesn't make any sense.
[19:11:06] <boru> Sounds like one-trick-pony-ism.
[19:11:16] <boru> "This is all I know how to do, so every project will use this"
[19:11:27] <boru> A bit like C++ evangelists.
[19:11:37] <boru> Hammers and nails, etc.
[19:11:47] <AndyTheAbsurd> Yeah, only C++ can, sometimes, fail to suck.
[19:11:56] <AndyTheAbsurd> This system sucks even when it's working "right".
[19:12:38] <boru> My condolences. I suppose all you can do in that situation is carve off your own little bit and do it _well_, and be content knowing that what you've produced is well engineered.
[19:18:23] <AndyTheAbsurd> Fortunately for me, I'm not getting a lot of work from this project - instead, I'm fielding as much stuff NOT involved in this project as I can in order to allow the rest of the team to stay focused on the React stuff.
[19:18:32] <chromas> How about serving the news in rss and the website can just be a javascript webscale app that pretties it up?
[19:21:10] <AndyTheAbsurd> I'd love to but the newsroom wants every section front (like /news/ or /sports/ or whatever) to be its own special snowflake, so...
[19:21:23] <AndyTheAbsurd> ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
[19:21:53] <AndyTheAbsurd> I don't know where it's going to end up but hopefully there's more static code/server-side rendering than client-side rendering.
[19:22:42] <AndyTheAbsurd> Plus I've got advertising conversion stuff to work on, because our contract with BrainWorks is running out. Tick tock tick tock tick tock.
[19:25:07] <chromas> ad block ad block ad block
[19:25:37] <AndyTheAbsurd> yeah the number of ads we run per page is obnoxious
[19:26:01] <AndyTheAbsurd> fortunately our market is Florida, land of retirees who don't know WTF a browser extension is.
[19:26:30] <chromas> our local paper only allows five or so articles per day for non-subscribers. But the block is done with javascript and a redirect after the article's already loaded
[19:27:35] <boru> What happened to the web. News sites just used to give you the news. Now they're all a bunch of money grubbers, shoving ads and paywalls and other obnoxious bullshit in your face.
[19:28:16] <boru> "Waa waaa now that we've become partisan, we can't afford to run a business anymore, please give us your money so we can pour politcally slanted bollocks down your throat"
[19:28:40] <AndyTheAbsurd> Actually, the major problem is that one of their other major revenue streams dried up. (Subscriptions, if you're interested.)
[19:28:58] <AndyTheAbsurd> Newspapers have *always* been partisan, that's not a new problem.
[19:29:03] <boru> See above. I wonder why that happened.
[19:29:32] <cmn32480> dog shit content?
[19:29:43] <AndyTheAbsurd> We're averaging 15% subscriber loss per year.
[19:29:44] <boru> Sure, but you didn't get social commetary wedged into non-political news.
[19:30:21] <chromas> Your white privilege allows you to say that
[19:30:35] <boru> At least, not in Ireland. The Free State clowns used to slant the political news, but anything else was objective and/or just the facts.
[19:56:10] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Way We Define Kilograms, Metres and Seconds Changes Today - http://sylnt.us - progress-is-centimetering-along-nicely
[19:57:09] <boru> Heh, is that why you were asking about metres earlier?
[20:08:44] <chromas> it is
[20:10:20] <boru> You'd never have that problem with imperial units.
[20:10:31] <boru> Unless you met a tailor with large hands.
[20:26:09] <chromas> google is a tld now?
[20:26:21] <chromas> https://blog.google
[20:27:36] <boru> You've got to be joking...
[20:27:56] <chromas> I guess they're their own registrar
[20:29:34] <chromas> they're already a cert authority for their own stuff
[20:30:34] <chromas> (Google Internet Authority G2)
[20:30:58] * chromas looks out how to become a registrar for .fart
[20:34:45] <boru> There's nothing to stop you doing that locally.
[20:35:06] <boru> Or globally, for that matter, I suppose.
[20:36:06] <chromas> If I just configured unbound and faced it to the net would people see my shiny domains, or do ISPs have their own servers set to ignore stuff like that?
[20:36:23] <chromas> I guess they'd have to know about the server
[20:36:41] <boru> Use DoT or DoH, problem solved.
[20:36:53] <boru> I haven't been using plaintext DNS for a long time.
[20:37:19] <boru> But no, I haven't come across an ISP that filters DNS traffic like that, thusfar.
[20:37:44] <chromas> How about DNS over DHT? Magical peer-to-peer
[20:37:45] <boru> But you can always just set up a VPN anyway.
[20:37:57] <boru> Distributed DNS already exists.
[20:38:00] <boru> It's called DNS.
[20:38:13] <chromas> That's not p2p though, just distributed
[20:38:31] <boru> But I've toyed around with something similar many moons ago.
[20:39:12] <boru> The problem is, as always, trust.
[20:39:15] <chromas> throw in some blockchain and baby, you've got a stew going
[20:39:37] <boru> Yeah, you'll only have to wait at least 10 minutes to do a DNS lookup.
[20:40:01] <chromas> Wouldn't you only need the ten minutes to create the domain?
[20:40:20] <chromas> We just need a faster blockchain
[20:40:23] * chromas invents cloudchain
[20:40:54] <boru> Determining the veracity of the record would still bottleneck, and then you'd have an annoying problem of making it an actual DNS service i.e. if the IP address changes, load balancing and so on.
[20:41:08] <boru> That said, in your p2p use case, you might not need all of that.
[20:41:40] <chromas> I'd just need to run a local p2p-to-dnsd interface
[20:41:50] <boru> On localhost?
[20:41:57] <chromas> systemd-dhtdnsd
[20:42:02] * boru chuckles.
[20:42:37] <chromas> Yeah, then programs just hit it up like a regular server but behind the scenes it downloads blockchain records and porn
[20:43:06] <boru> On a serious note, though, there's nothing to stop you from doing that.
[20:43:25] <boru> unbound can do DoT as well, if filtering worried you.
[20:43:53] <chromas> I used to run unbound. I should set it up again
[20:44:04] <chromas> Then my server goes down and nobody can internet
[20:44:10] <chromas> (in the house, of course)
[20:44:30] <boru> So configure backups for the host, or run more than one instance.
[20:44:49] <boru> Or use a real OS like BSD which doesn't fall over when you sneeze near it.
[20:45:12] <chromas> it doesn't crash, I just run arch
[20:45:14] <chromas> btw I use arch
[20:45:20] <chromas> .meme
[20:45:22] * boru shakes head.
[20:45:36] <chromas> it's a toybox so it's okay
[20:45:49] * chromas doesn't have any real services
[20:46:07] <boru> ~g gunshow comics this is fine
[20:46:16] <boru> Which bot web searches?
[20:46:20] <boru> #g gunshow comics this is fine
[20:46:20] <MrPlow> http://gunshowcomic.com - "Tags for this comic: question hound. Hello everyone. Feels like its been years. More shirts and stuff are on the way. I put in some new designs the other day."
[20:46:28] <chromas> MrPlow and upstart
[20:46:34] <chromas> and exec
[20:46:43] <chromas> exec used to
[20:47:04] <cmn32480> ~google your mom
[20:47:12] <cmn32480> ~g your mom
[20:47:22] <cmn32480> ~search your mom
[20:47:28] <cmn32480> i forget the damn command
[20:47:31] <boru> ~altavista your mom
[20:47:32] <chromas> Maybe it doesn't have api key
[20:47:42] <chromas> ~bing your mom's cherry
[20:47:42] * cmn32480 shurgs
[20:48:01] <boru> ~yahoo chromas scaphism
[20:48:13] * boru shrugs also.
[20:48:27] <chromas> upstart can do yacy but yacy still sucks
[20:48:43] <boru> What is that?
[20:48:59] <chromas> distributed search engine/crawler that runs on java
[20:49:08] <boru> Sounds like an abomination.
[20:49:13] <boru> Write once, debug everywhere.
[20:49:17] <chromas> https://yacy.net
[20:49:37] <chromas> I used to have it crawl the nets, it would always slow down after awhile so I'd restart it
[20:49:52] <boru> If that's going to try and load an JRE to run an applet, I am going to be very upset with you, you rapscallion.
[20:49:54] <chromas> it wasn't hogging all the ram or anything, it would just crawl slow for some reason
[20:50:06] <chromas> java backend. front end is web
[20:50:36] <boru> I honestly don't know how java has survived this long.
[20:50:41] <boru> Even with all of the legacy reasons.
[20:51:33] <chromas> It's enterprise™
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[20:51:51] <AndyTheAbsurd> #g enterprise fizzbuzz
[20:51:51] <MrPlow> https://github.com - "FizzBuzz Enterprise Edition is a no-nonsense implementation of FizzBuzz made by serious businessmen for serious business purposes. http://www.fizzbuzz."
[20:52:25] <boru> That's hilarious.
[20:52:32] <chromas> I went looking for that awhile back and couldn't find it. I was thinking enterprise Hello World though
[20:52:45] <boru> I can't find any CORBA or OMG or ORBs or whatever they're called
[20:53:01] <boru> JFC, this is turtles all the way down.
[20:53:21] <AndyTheAbsurd> It's deliberately obnoxiously enterprise-y.
[20:53:22] <chromas> it even has the CC CoC
[20:53:41] <boru> "Vistor Factory", good grief.
[20:53:45] <boru> This is comic gold.
[20:54:12] <boru> OOP sure did hang around like a bad smell.
[20:55:05] <boru> The 'issues' on shithub are great, as well.
[20:55:13] <boru> "HR announcement: please welcome our new CEO"
[20:58:02] <boru> https://github.com
[20:58:15] <boru> I wonder if he's the real windowsfreak.
[20:58:19] <boru> I thought he was dead.
[20:59:10] <chromas> he was forked
[20:59:38] <AndyTheAbsurd> I'd ask "how do you fork a human" but the answer seems obvious.
[20:59:42] <boru> It appears to be the case.
[21:00:22] <chromas> even an issue re systemd integration
[21:00:24] <boru> A Basque girl I went out with many moons ago stabbed someone in the back with a fork during a brawl at a restaurant.
[21:00:53] <chromas> Can somebody pleas remove these cutleries from my knees?
[21:02:44] <boru> These are great: https://github.com
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[21:04:19] <boru> This one is believable: https://github.com
[21:04:21] <upstart> ^ 03IntegerMultiplier.java missing? · Issue #197 · EnterpriseQualityCoding/FizzBuzzEnterpriseEdition
[21:04:36] <boru> Anyway, enough of that, time to abscond to bed.
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[23:15:28] <upstart> ^ 03SpaceX on Twitter
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