#Soylent | Logs for 2019-03-27
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[00:00:03] <Bytram> #g easy bake oven
[00:00:03] <MrPlow> https://en.wikipedia.org - "The Easy-Bake Oven is a working toy oven which Kenner introduced in 1963, and which Hasbro still manufactured as of late April 2016. The original toy used an ..."
[00:06:18] <Bytram> RandomFactor: thanks for the link to the story; I've already made it into a sub and is just waiting for an editor to approve it and push it out to the site.
[00:06:37] <Sulla> have a good remainder of your day regardless of timezone guys
[00:06:48] <Bytram> Sulla: and the same to you!
[00:06:51] <Sulla> and azuma
[00:06:52] <Bytram> ~gnight Sulla
[00:07:05] <Bytram> ~g'night Sulla
[00:07:18] <Bytram> ~gday Bytram
[00:07:26] <chromas> #smake exec
[00:07:26] * MrPlow smakes exec upside the head with an inverse takyon pulse
[00:07:36] * exec casually irritates a stocking of windows registry keys with Sulla
[00:07:36] * exec [deleted] pesters a shoe of hot dogs with Bytram
[00:07:52] <Bytram> Well! That took long enough!
[00:12:59] <chromas> upstart's been rubbing off on exec
[00:13:04] * chromas gets the washrag
[00:16:25] <FatPhil> = let's all just do crime, see?
[00:16:40] <FatPhil> (same LHS, obvs)
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[00:20:56] <RandomFactor> https://www.theregister.co.uk
[00:21:20] <AzumaHazuki> we are living in the proverbial interesting times
[00:21:23] <Bytram> and now the FAANGs come out
[00:22:13] <AzumaHazuki> the what now?
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[00:22:48] * Bytram was referring to the names of the companies in the link that RandomFactor posted
[00:23:05] <RandomFactor> I like that acronym
[00:23:15] <AzumaHazuki> ahh
[00:23:38] <Bytram> Is an acronym I've seen bandied about to reference [some of] the largest tech/net companies
[00:24:01] * Bytram notes it does NOT include Microsoft, Oracle, IBM, and others
[00:24:21] <RandomFactor> Facebook, Apple, Amazon, Netflix and Google
[00:24:31] <Bytram> #g FAANG
[00:24:32] <MrPlow> https://www.investopedia.com - "Mar 18, 2019 ... FAANG is an acronym for the five most popular and best-performing tech stocks in the market: Facebook, Apple, Amazon, Netflix and Alphabet's ..."
[00:24:42] <Bytram> =)
[00:24:45] <Bytram> break time
[00:25:33] <Bytram> actually, I'm on vacation and I'm tired. Will prolly head to bed shortly, instead.
[00:25:42] <Bytram> have a great night everyone!
[00:25:56] <RandomFactor> Bytram: Hasta
[00:31:41] <FatPhil> -gnight all
[00:32:00] <RandomFactor> FatPhil: Hasta
[00:37:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Apple Unveils... a Titanium Credit Card - http://sylnt.us - what's-the-catch?
[01:41:04] * TheMightyBuzzard yawns
[01:41:04] * MrPlow flips a Skittle into TheMightyBuzzard's gaping mouth
[02:07:39] <RandomFactor> Another day, another "Whitepages - 11,657,763 breached accounts"
[02:11:00] <RandomFactor> https://phys.org
[02:11:01] <systemd> ^ 03Physicists discover new class of pentaquarks
[02:17:11] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Apple News+ and Apple Arcade Announced - http://sylnt.us - where-do-you-put-the-tokens?
[02:22:38] <chromas> in the back of the bus, I thought
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[02:27:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, current fortunes collected from mine and Bytram's journal posts. i'll look them up again in the morning then put them out live.
[02:28:37] <RandomFactor> You doing MDC fortunes?
[02:28:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya
[02:29:07] <RandomFactor> +1
[02:29:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> mdc++
[02:29:14] <Bender> karma - mdc: 1
[02:32:33] <chromas> FatPhil's right. We should replace the rest of the fortunes with Bender's quote db
[02:33:01] <chromas> Maybe after a couple weeks to give MDC quotes some focus
[02:33:07] <RandomFactor> Bender from Futurama?
[02:33:22] <chromas> sorta. he's a bot here
[02:33:26] <chromas> !quote 63
[02:33:26] <Bender> Quote 63 - <pbnjoe> starts with k and ends in obach, I'm guessing
[02:33:36] <chromas> !quote 256
[02:33:36] <Bender> Quote 256 - <Ethanol-fueled> faggots++
[02:33:42] <chromas> well, some of the quotes
[02:33:47] <chromas> !quote pants
[02:33:47] <Bender> Quote 282 - <Leebert> And no, I'm not sucking it out of your pants.
[02:33:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> used to be more futurama stuff going on but nobody cared all that much
[02:33:51] <Bender> Also in quotes: 296, 319, 380, 441, 442, 461, 511, 512, 529, 543, 580, 591, 761
[02:33:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> !quote 275
[02:33:56] <Bender> Quote 275 - <crutchy> paulej72 is the butt
[02:34:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> !quote 280
[02:34:00] <Bender> Quote 280 - <Konomi> nograb ~
[02:34:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> !quote 380
[02:34:06] <Bender> Quote 380 - <SpallsHurgenson> just because I don't wear pants doesn't mean I'm naked
[02:34:33] <chromas> Do we needs to get permission from the quotees or anything?
[02:34:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> !quote lube
[02:34:37] <Bender> Quote 774 - <Runaway1956> You can never have to much lube though, right?
[02:34:41] <Bender> Also in quotes: 802, 850, 881
[02:34:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> !quote 802
[02:34:49] <Bender> Quote 802 - <cmn32480> and you cna never have too much lube
[02:34:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> !quote 850
[02:34:54] <Bender> Quote 850 - <TheMightyBuzzard> bean dip, the anal lube of champions
[02:35:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> !quote 881
[02:35:00] <Bender> Quote 881 - <TheMightyBuzzard> you know, chicks would get a lot more rimjobs if they didn't give guys the evil eye when they suggested bacon grease as lube.
[02:35:00] <chromas> cnas don't need lube>:)
[02:35:43] <chromas> There's also separate quotes from other channels. I think NCommander had a lot of them in the beginning
[02:36:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, i don't think public conversations can be copyrighted.
[02:36:40] * TheMightyBuzzard cheats and just looks in the file
[02:36:43] <chromas> True, and I guess it wouldn't be moving them into a new medium since they're all available on Loggie's logs
[02:37:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> which folks are notified about every time they join
[02:37:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> but we've got some less than savory quotes in there too.
[02:37:43] <chromas> Those are the best ones
[02:37:51] <chromas> Need an option in rehash to opt in
[02:37:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> well I think so but...
[02:38:04] <chromas> [x] Get the good quotes
[02:38:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> dropdown menu: 1) /usr/games/fortune 2) those wacky fuckers in IRC
[02:41:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> if you want to look at the quotes, they're in /home/sylnt/.jsb/plugs/myplugs.common.grabquote/quotes_bc on beryllium. you'll need to sudo -u sylnt -i first though.
[02:43:18] * TheMightyBuzzard buggers off to bed
[02:44:35] <chromas> or just sudo less
[02:45:41] <RandomFactor> GDI i left the link out of that sub
[02:46:02] <RandomFactor> past my bedtime....
[02:46:13] <RandomFactor> i blame lack of sleep
[02:46:52] <RandomFactor> If someone feels like adding it - https://phys.org
[02:46:53] <systemd> ^ 03Physicists discover new class of pentaquarks
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[03:57:00] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Southwest Airlines Boeing 737 Max Flight Makes Emergency Landing (While Carrying No Passengers) - http://sylnt.us - do-the-crew-get-hazard-pay?
[05:26:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - FAA Approves Blood Toting Drones at North Carolina Hospital - http://sylnt.us - beware-the-circling-vampires
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[06:15:17] <chromas> Middle of the night seems like the right time to bring out the helicopter and do circles over town
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[07:07:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - 300 mph and Street Legal - http://sylnt.us - only-in-Texas
[07:20:12] <AzumaHazuki> ugh...NOW everyone's crying crocodile tears over MDC. Fuck helping him when he was alive, but NOW everyone's got some eulogy to say
[07:20:52] <AzumaHazuki> All the libertarian shitheads on this site have a little of his blood on their heads. And they'd best hope he's less vengeful than me, or they'll find him waiting for them at Hell's gate
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[08:35:35] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Physicists Uncover Three New Pentaquarks - http://sylnt.us - omnes-baryonia-est-divisa-in-partes-tres
[09:19:33] <chromas> You know what's even worse than the metric vs US custom argument? It's one so terrible, nobody even brings it up for fear of going inane
[09:19:48] <chromas> "counterclockwise" vs "anticlockwise"
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[09:56:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - How Your Office Job is Affecting Your Metabolism - http://sylnt.us - video-games-are-not-exercise
[09:56:54] <FatPhil> it's all a matter of speed. Second hands travel anticlockwise, hour hands travel counterclockwise.
[09:57:07] <FatPhil> minute hands clearly travel retroclockwise.
[09:58:33] <boru> I use an orrery to tell time.
[09:59:40] <chromas> Do you guys drive your clocks on the left side?
[10:00:17] <boru> You don't drive a clock, silly.
[10:00:18] <FatPhil> I don't know, I don't have a timing licence.
[10:00:20] <boru> You _fly_ them.
[10:00:33] <boru> Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana, and all that.
[10:00:50] <FatPhil> What are boeing doing to time right now?
[10:01:07] <FatPhil> tempus fugit
[10:01:30] <boru> Can I give a negative score?
[10:02:03] <chromas> affirmative
[10:02:37] <boru> -5/√19
[10:03:21] <boru> Infix notation sure is silly.
[10:04:35] <FatPhil> upfux notation
[10:05:30] <boru> : -5 19 sqrt / . CR ; ( Much better. )
[10:06:03] <chromas> I'm inventing Murican notation, which is where we take the operands and swap some of them around
[10:06:22] <boru> Don't forget to arbitrarily remove digits, as well.
[10:06:40] <boru> And not follow the rules of BOMDAS/PEMDAS.
[10:07:21] <chromas> Right: DASPEM-DASBOM
[10:08:09] <boru> Remove the 'S' as well. No more subtraction.
[10:08:52] <chromas> That's okay; we have two's complement
[10:09:02] <chromas> oh wait, DABOM!
[10:09:10] * chromas alerts the TSA
[10:09:55] <FatPhil> with division one doesn't need multiplication, and with subtraction one doesn't need addition.
[10:10:42] <chromas> Bah, they're all just shortcuts to counting on my fingers and toes
[10:10:50] <chromas> 0..F
[10:11:13] <FatPhil> All I've got here is a bunch of empty sets!
[10:14:24] <FatPhil> boru: if you're using an orrery - what time is it on venus currently?
[10:23:55] <boru> 4762:43
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[10:54:12] <FatPhil> sheesh, put too much "911 sauce" on my already quite spicy chilli con carne.
[10:55:09] <FatPhil> I'm so happy, I could cry.
[11:01:23] <chromas> just like the real 9/11
[11:01:29] <chromas> wait what
[11:25:51] <FatPhil> it's your emergency services telephone number, you silly boy - so expect an innocent black kid to die because of it.
[11:26:15] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Sum-of-Three-Cubes Problem Solved for ‘Stubborn’ Number 33 - http://sylnt.us - Diophantine-equations
[11:27:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:27:11] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4677
[11:30:44] <cmn32480> coffee++
[11:30:44] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4678
[11:31:54] <cmn32480> it isn't real 911 sauce unless you have to sign a waiver
[11:32:06] * cmn32480 stay away from those
[11:51:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> ugh. i'm not going to have time to get a stew going and do the MDC fortune file up before i need to be working.
[11:51:11] * TheMightyBuzzard goes to have a smoke and consider
[11:51:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[11:51:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[11:51:14] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 701
[11:52:00] <cmn32480> mdc fortune file?
[11:52:44] <boru> Neat.
[11:52:52] <boru> Fortune, as in fortune(1).
[11:53:08] <cmn32480> ~fortune
[11:53:09] <exec> Whether your covers star a male or a female, I read your magazine for the
[11:53:09] <exec> articles
[11:53:09] <exec> -- Leo Costales, in "Outside July 2005"
[12:35:17] <Bytram> ~fortune
[12:35:18] <exec> Nothing increases your golf score like witnesses.
[12:35:24] <Bytram> coffee++
[12:35:24] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4679
[12:47:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Emergency Declared in Rockland County, NY over Measles: Unvaccinated Barred from Public Spaces - http://sylnt.us - vax-papers-please
[12:49:38] <boru> ~fortune
[12:49:39] <exec> <Knghtbrd> Trust us, we know what we're doing... We may have no idea HOW
[12:49:39] <exec> we're doing it, but we know WHAT we're doing.
[12:50:13] <boru> ~wtf wtf
[12:50:19] <boru> For shame.
[12:50:40] <Bytram> ${abbr wtf}
[12:50:40] <fungus> wtf
[12:50:50] <Bytram> ${abbr WTF}
[12:50:50] <fungus> <abbr title="What The Fuck">WTF</abbr>
[12:51:00] <boru> ${abbr SCTP}
[12:51:00] <fungus> SCTP
[12:51:04] <boru> Pft.
[12:51:13] <Bytram> =g SCTP
[12:51:14] <systemd> https://sssfonline.org - Scholastic Clay Target Program - Scholastic Shooting Sports ...
[12:51:22] <Bytram> lol
[12:51:33] <boru> SCTP: Stream Control Transmission Protocol
[12:51:46] <Bytram> fyngyrz: ^^^
[12:53:42] <Bytram> boru: sorry for the delayed reaction... good morning!
[12:53:47] <Bytram> coffee++
[12:53:47] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4680
[12:54:02] <boru> Not need to be sorry, old chap. Good morning to you, also.
[12:54:24] <Bytram> mare see!
[12:55:11] <Bytram> Hey! Who ya callin old? (Okay, I *may* be getting on in years... but no need to remind me of it!!! ;)
[12:55:30] <boru> A term of endearment, honestly!
[12:56:09] <Bytram> yes, I know that. Just couldn't resist the opportunity to feign otherwise!
[12:56:15] <Bytram> iow
[12:56:17] <Bytram> j/k
[12:56:24] <boru> I gathered as much, I was playing along.
[12:56:34] <Bytram> oh goodie!
[12:56:47] <Bytram> #yt Oh Doodie tweety bird
[12:56:48] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[12:56:58] <Bytram> https://www.youtube.com
[12:56:59] <systemd> ^ 03An Awkward Duet - feat. Jon Cozart
[12:57:23] <Bytram> ummm, I don't think that's the right one.
[12:58:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[12:58:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[12:58:56] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 702
[13:01:56] <Bytram> yeah, I've got some things to do today as well. Can't believe we're already at wednesday -- vacations pass too quickly. :P
[13:02:02] <Bytram> laters taters!
[13:33:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> damnit, it's cold outside. i don't want to work in conditions where my balls need a chemical handwarmer to keep from freezing off.
[13:53:37] <pinchy> pepperidge farms remembers http://www.davidandmaddie.com
[13:53:37] <systemd> ^ 03The Lost 3-D Moonlighting episode
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[16:07:11] <fyngyrz> boru: SCTP done
[16:07:20] <boru> Say what?
[16:07:51] <fyngyrz> you brought up SCTP above. Bytram pointed it out to me. Added to the acro project
[16:07:58] <boru> Oh, I see.
[16:08:13] <boru> My understanding, initially, that it was just a wrapper around wtf(1).
[16:09:20] <fyngyrz> {abbr SCTP}
[16:09:20] <fungus> <abbr title="Stream Control Transmission Protocol">SCTP</abbr>
[16:09:43] <fyngyrz> {abbr WTF}
[16:09:43] <fungus> <abbr title="What The Fuck">WTF</abbr>
[16:09:47] <fyngyrz> :)
[16:11:39] <boru> wtf(1) as in the unix utility `wtf`
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[16:36:13] <RandomFactor_> #yawn
[16:36:36] * RandomFactor_ feels abused by the bots
[16:37:47] <AndyTheAbsurd> you have to yawn as an action
[16:37:49] * AndyTheAbsurd yawns
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[16:42:57] <cmn32480> #sammich
[16:42:57] * MrPlow whips up a chicken fried boogers sammich for cmn32480
[16:43:10] <cmn32480> that was almost a good lunch...
[16:43:19] <boru> How does one fry things in chicken?
[16:43:32] <boru> Must the chicken first be liquidised?
[16:44:36] <cmn32480> yes!
[16:44:57] <cmn32480> it is like chicken fried chicken
[16:45:23] <boru> North American cuisine will never cease to amaze me with its exotic wonders.
[16:45:33] <cmn32480> we are "special"!
[16:45:48] <AndyTheAbsurd> in a short-bus, hockey-helmet kind of way!
[16:46:03] <cmn32480> now since I can't tell and my sarcasm detector is all borked... you really don't know?
[16:46:54] <AndyTheAbsurd> the first question being 'is boru familiar with what "fried chicken" generally refers to in the US?'
[16:47:04] <boru> I was being serious on all scores; I am genuinely curious what "chicken fried something" entails, but also, I hear about so many things that you can get in the US, and have never had anything like that.
[16:47:10] <boru> So, it's 'exotic' to me.
[16:47:14] <cmn32480> ok
[16:47:39] <cmn32480> so fried chicken is chicken coated in a breading and deep fried in some form of fat
[16:47:43] <boru> Right.
[16:47:44] <cmn32480> the best is lard...
[16:47:55] <cmn32480> but most people do some kind of vegetable oil
[16:48:02] <boru> So, you reuse the runoff/residue from frying chicken?
[16:48:07] <RandomFactor_> While i'm not of sufficient culinary expertise to say much about such things, you dip x in batter and then deep fry it in oil of some sort
[16:48:18] <cmn32480> correct RandomFactor_
[16:48:33] <boru> So, it's just the words are reordered?
[16:48:48] <cmn32480> and I think that becaseu fried chicken is the most common, anythign dipped in the same batter is "chicken fried X"
[16:48:48] <RandomFactor_> I do more basic things, like put baloney on a tortilla and nuke it for 30 seconds
[16:48:50] <boru> Synonymous with fried chicken?
[16:48:55] <boru> Ah.
[16:48:59] <boru> Okay, I get it now.
[16:49:04] <cmn32480> chicken fried steak
[16:49:11] <cmn32480> chicken fried oreos
[16:49:14] <AndyTheAbsurd> chicken fried steak is pretty good
[16:49:16] <RandomFactor_> mmmm, chicken fried steak
[16:49:18] <cmn32480> chicken fried Twinkees
[16:49:24] <AndyTheAbsurd> there used to a place near me that did chicken fried bacon
[16:49:32] <RandomFactor_> you can even do it to ice cream
[16:49:33] <cmn32480> oh god.. that sounds awesome
[16:49:39] <cmn32480> yep
[16:49:43] <cmn32480> cheese cake
[16:49:47] <boru> The closest I've had to these things is the usual Scottish fare of deep fried haggis, mars bars, pizzas etc.
[16:49:59] <boru> (I'm not Scottish, so these things were also exotic to me)
[16:50:10] <cmn32480> I will be there in a few weeks and am looking forward to trying haggis
[16:50:18] <RandomFactor_> mars bars?
[16:50:25] <RandomFactor_> i suspect this has a different meaning
[16:50:43] * cmn32480 suspects RandomFactor_ is correct
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[16:50:57] <RandomFactor_> Salve Sulla
[16:51:01] <cmn32480> so in Scotland, is a Mars bar the same as what we get here in the states?
[16:51:51] <RandomFactor_> My sister lived near Loch ness for a while. I asked if she had ever seen Nessy.
[16:52:05] <RandomFactor_> She said "Only after a night at the pub"
[16:52:26] <boru> As in the chocolate bar with caramel and nougat or whatever it is?
[16:52:40] <cmn32480> correct
[16:52:44] <cmn32480> so it is the same as here
[16:52:49] * boru nods.
[16:52:56] <AndyTheAbsurd> cmn32480: the chicken fried bacon was awesome; problem is the place that did it was ordinarily moderately expensive but gave you either their cheapest steak fre or any other steak at menu price less menu cost of the cheapest steak on your birthday - so no one went there except on birthdays. Plus they had to compete against Bern's over Tampa (*very* expensive but also much closer to being worth the cost, plus great ambiance) and a number of other ...
[16:53:02] <AndyTheAbsurd> ... steak houses in the area.
[16:53:31] <cmn32480> topless?
[16:54:14] <AndyTheAbsurd> full-nude at one of them I believe. (Maybe not the waitresses - it's also a strip joint.)
[16:54:34] <cmn32480> they usually are. and the food at strip joints is not known for being very good
[16:54:50] <cmn32480> but Tampa is the strip club capital of the US, I believe
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[17:37:34] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google to Enable "Dynamic Emails" Using Accelerated Mobile Pages (AMP) - http://sylnt.us - Whacha-gonna-do?
[17:54:02] <FatPhil> fuck SQL with a rusty icepick: if you insert multiple rows into a table using a single INSERT statement, the LAST_INSERT_ID function returns the last insert id of the first row.
[17:54:25] <FatPhil> so it's not the motherhumping last insert id then, you king cnut
[17:55:18] <chromas> Is that an SQL thing or a My/Postgre/MS thing?
[17:55:50] <FatPhil> not 100% sure, if you search for sql, you generally get mysql answers
[17:56:24] <chromas> or some thing called tsql
[18:00:31] <FatPhil> never heard of that one. No matter, I don't care any more today, the sauna's up to ramming speed, and I'm up for a steaming.
[18:02:13] <Sulla> payroll_errors--
[18:02:13] <Bender> karma - payroll_errors: -1
[18:02:21] <Sulla> budget--
[18:02:21] <Bender> karma - budget: -1
[18:11:55] <AndyTheAbsurd> IIRC, T-SQL is the name that both MS SQL Server and Oracle use for their SQL dialects. I'm not sure how incompatible they are, having only worked with MS SQL Server.
[18:13:11] <chromas> I probably see it a lot because I use the bing
[18:17:08] <AndyTheAbsurd> I also use the bing... Google has screwed too many entities that I like...and there's often no recourse if they decide you're persona non grata.
[18:18:29] <FatPhil> I use DDG by default, and then add !g because DDG is shite
[18:18:44] <chromas> bing has gibs
[18:18:57] <chromas> and porn search
[18:19:10] * chromas chants gibs and porn! gibs and porn!
[18:19:26] * chromas receives shill check for $1.25
[18:19:47] <mechanicjay> chromas: can confirm, bing is the best porn aggregator around.
[18:20:42] <chromas> although I noticed that the "similar pictures" section of the sidebar comes up missing a lot in the last few weeks
[18:21:30] <chromas> it also embeds video players from around the web too though
[18:23:48] <RandomFactor_> MechanicJay: this is common knowledge, according to a friend
[18:46:33] <chromas> bing has it all https://www.bing.com
[18:46:34] <upstart> ^ 03sexy trees - Bing images
[18:46:57] <chromas> (mostly sfw)
[19:15:41] <RandomFactor_> I'll wait until i get home anyway. They're particular here :-)
[19:17:20] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New Elizabeth Warren Policy Supports "Right to Repair" - http://sylnt.us - Tractors-and-combines-are-just-iphones-on-wheels
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[19:39:33] <FatPhil> https://www.cwbchicago.com
[19:39:34] <upstart> ^ 03Exclusive: Chicago Police Department's complete investigative file of Jussie Smollett case
[20:45:56] <Sulla> chicago police were so triggered they released all their data?
[20:46:08] <Sulla> Thats gonna mess with the federal investigation?
[20:55:38] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Twitter Birth-Year Hoax Locks Users Out of Accounts - http://sylnt.us - was-anything-of-value-lost
[21:55:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> yays! got to quit before dinner time today!
[21:59:27] <Sulla> doing work around the house when you could be enjoying the endless COPE going on right now
[22:08:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> whatsa cope?
[22:08:32] <Sulla> the coping of the left news over the end of the probe
[22:09:06] <Sulla> i figured youd be out trolling more than I am
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[22:21:56] <Sulla> https://reason.com
[22:21:57] <upstart> ^ 03Mom Ignores Doctor When Her Sick 2-Year-Old Starts Feeling Better, Child Services Send a SWAT Team
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[22:36:26] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Death by a Thousand Clicks: Where Electronic Health Records Went Wrong - http://sylnt.us - frmForm1
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[22:43:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> naw. i have my chuckles at their tears but i'm too tired to invest the effort in riling them up.
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