#Soylent | Logs for 2018-10-15
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[23:26:41] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Damage Control: Boeing-Sponsored Newsletter Praises Space Launch System (SLS), Trashes Saturn V - http://sylnt.us - ouch!
[21:58:30] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Invisible Manipulation: 10 Ways our Data is Being Used Against Us - http://sylnt.us - not-gonna-tell-ya
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[20:47:38] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Ubisoft Promises to Release Hieroglyphics Initiative Tools as Open Source - http://sylnt.us - mechanical-turk-2.0
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[18:56:13] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Serialized Fiction Review: DeathWorlders - http://sylnt.us - reviewing-the-internet
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[17:06:16] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Moneyland - the Country You Never Heard of... and Will Never Visit. - http://sylnt.us - the-rich-getting-richer
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[15:36:39] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Harris Corp. and L3 Technologies Plan to Merge and Become the Sixth Largest U.S. Defense Contractor - http://sylnt.us - getting-bigger
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[14:22:51] <chromas> store comments in mediawiki instance; interface using wikipediafs
[14:22:20] <chromas> but it should use another, incompatible xml-based protocol to communicate with that backend
[14:21:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, i really wanna write a clustered, on-disk XML backend for mysql
[14:20:25] <chromas> or odf
[14:20:16] <chromas> I'd like to suggest sqlite3
[14:20:09] <chromas> You just need a second, non-cluster db for less important things like mod points
[14:19:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> like a LOT faster
[14:19:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> optimizing mysql queries makes my head hurt. some complex shit it does faster than hell and some things it's quicker to pull the results out, let perl logic them up, and do another query.
[14:18:19] * TheMightyBuzzard scratches his head
[14:16:58] <chromas> I recall that Vista came out around the time all the PCs started being 64-bit, but nobody had 64-bit drivers so it was 32-bit Vista
[14:16:48] <AndyTheAbsurd> I was thinking "Windows 9" but I guess Perl 6 does actually exist so WinVista is a better analogy.
[14:16:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> the windows vista of perl
[14:16:06] <chromas> So perl 6 will be the winamp 3 of perl
[14:15:30] <AndyTheAbsurd> yup... Perl 7 will be backwards-compatible with Perl 5 and no one will ever actually use Perl 6.
[14:15:29] <chromas> Which is worse though: perl++ or perl 6?
[14:14:42] <Bender> karma - perl: 7
[14:14:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> perl++ is what needs to happen when they decide to deprecate perl5
[14:14:25] <chromas> tmb's totally thinking about porting rehash to rust
[14:13:56] * TheMightyBuzzard ponders
[14:13:46] <FatPhil> anyway, back to playing with vec's in perl :((((
[14:13:04] <FatPhil> that is too horrific to imagine
[14:12:55] <Bender> karma - chromas: 231
[14:12:55] <FatPhil> chromas--
[14:12:46] <chromas> Somebody needs to invent perl++
[14:12:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> put the sleep in because naps++
[14:12:35] <FatPhil> The fact that the festering mess has survived 25 years is a good indicator that it will still be here in 25 more.
[14:12:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> perl -e 'while(1){sleep(1);}'
[14:11:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, i want perl5 to live forever
[14:11:07] <FatPhil> it dies, isn't that enough.
[14:10:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> well it doesn't DO anything for starters
[14:10:21] * TheMightyBuzzard chuckles
[14:10:07] <FatPhil> What shitnozzle came up with this bollocks? perl -e '$a=1;die if(vec($a,0,8)&16)'
[14:06:22] * chromas dons stroupwafel helmet
[14:06:06] <chromas> sheeeiiiiiit
[14:05:39] <upstart> ^ 03Hurricane smashes stealth bombers
[14:05:38] <FatPhil> don't forget the raptors: https://www.news.com.au
[14:04:04] <chromas> A lot of F-15s and -16s being 'accidentally' destroyed lately. Must be Big F-35
[14:03:56] <FatPhil> these stroops aren't very good, we're trying a new brand. They've adjusted the taste to the local market, and they suck compared to the originals. They're better non-microwaved.
[14:03:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> you know, jackson (the decent-sized town of which humboldt is a sattelite) has four exits from the interstate. three of them have wafflehouses.
[14:01:36] <boru> Feck, I wish I had stroopwaffels.
[14:01:14] <FatPhil> Nice subliminal message through - it's coffee time and I think I'll go and nukerowave up a stroopwaffel to go with it.
[14:00:06] * TheMightyBuzzard chuckles
[13:59:44] <Bender> karma - themightybuzzard: 328
[13:59:44] <FatPhil> TheMightyBuzzard++
[13:59:17] <Bender> karma - luftwaffle: 1
[13:59:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> luftwaffle++
[13:58:17] <chromas> Some big holes in their planes. Just like their waffles
[13:57:20] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - President Trump Signs Federal Aviation Administration Reauthorization Act of 2018 - http://sylnt.us - drone-wars
[13:48:17] <upstart> ^ 03F-16 Completely Destroyed By Another F-16 After Mechanic Accidentally Fires Cannon On The Ground In Belgium
[13:48:15] <FatPhil> https://theaviationist.com
[13:40:43] <upstart> ^ 03Beware sextortionists spoofing your own email address
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[13:39:37] <chromas> https://nakedsecurity.sophos.com
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[12:41:50] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4374
[12:41:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[12:27:41] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - PC Market Flat, as Surface Becomes a Top-5 Computer Brand in the US - http://sylnt.us - surface-tension
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[11:30:01] <jasassin> i know it might seem like the pits, when your only move is to call it quits
[11:25:37] <jasassin> everyone should die until theres just robots and self checkouts
[11:25:26] <jasassin> i like robots and self checkout
[11:23:41] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 668
[11:23:41] <jasassin> nicotine++
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[11:22:10] <jasassin> backstreets back alright
[11:21:55] <Bytram> hope they come back!
[11:21:49] <Bytram> that might explain some things
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[11:21:32] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 7141, owned by Sh!BuKi
[11:21:32] <Bytram> !uid
[11:20:44] <Bytram> https://soylentnews.org
[11:19:56] <Bytram> =g "New Scientist"
[11:19:41] <Bytram> whereto? https://www.bloomberg.com
[11:05:09] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Firefox 64 Will Remove Support for RSS and Atom Feeds - http://sylnt.us - switch-to-VR-news
[10:57:44] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 7141, owned by Sh!BuKi
[10:57:44] <Bytram> !uid
[10:57:41] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4373
[10:57:41] <Bytram> coffee++
[10:57:39] <Bytram> oh, yeah.
[10:47:10] <upstart> http://www.level3.com - Level 3 Communications | Network Services
[10:47:08] <Bytram> =g Level 3 company
[10:46:57] <upstart> https://www.l3t.com - L3 Technologies |
[10:46:55] <Bytram> =g L3 company
[09:35:29] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Senators Demand Answers About Google+ Breach; Project Dragonfly Undermines Google's Neutrality - http://sylnt.us
[08:05:51] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - When Yesterday's Agriculture Feeds Today's Water Pollution - http://sylnt.us - garbage-out-garbage-in
[05:27:19] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Universal Basic Income Is Silicon Valley’s Latest Scam - http://sylnt.us - perpetual-motion
[03:46:33] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - John C. Dvorak Released from PC Magazine - http://sylnt.us - has-a-nice-keyboard,-though
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[02:08:17] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Soyuz Failure Narrowed Down to Collision Between Booster and Core Stage - http://sylnt.us
[01:41:21] <upstart> https://www.marketwatch.com - DJIA - Dow Jones Industrial Average - MarketWatch
[01:41:19] <Bytram> =g nyse djia close
[01:40:50] <upstart> ^ 03nyse:djia - Google Search ( https://www.google.com )
[01:40:40] <Bytram> http://www.google.com
[01:40:12] <exec> http://www.google.com
[01:40:05] <Bytram> ~nyse djia
[01:39:32] <exec> ~welcome ~wget ~youtube ~yt
[01:39:32] <exec> ~openthepodbaydoors ~perl6 ~php ~queue ~quickpoll ~quote ~rainbow ~random ~rd ~rehash-issue ~remind ~rmdir ~romajidesu ~rps ~scramble ~sed ~seen ~set ~shorten ~sizeof ~sneak ~sneak-server ~staff ~stash ~story-search ~submit ~suggest ~suggest-api ~suggest-exec ~suggest-rss ~tell ~time ~time-add ~time-del ~time-prefs ~title ~trans ~translate ~translate-sl ~uid ~unset ~unstash ~up ~vote ~weather ~weather-add ~weather-del ~weather-old ~weather-prefs
[01:39:32] <exec> ~! ~addr ~api ~arthur ~aur ~bday ~butt ~calc ~cat ~cd ~cid ~comments ~confucius ~convert ~count ~cowsay ~deb ~define ~define-add ~define-count ~define-delete ~define-sources ~devs ~eds ~exec-issue ~execfs ~fah ~filter ~filth ~first ~forex ~fortune ~funding ~g ~g'day ~g'night ~gday ~get ~github-add ~github-del ~github-list ~gnight ~google ~grab ~header ~header-login ~help ~isup ~jisho ~last ~link ~links ~location ~log ~ls ~md ~mkdir ~moo ~nyse
[01:39:31] <exec> ~list ~list-auth ~lock ~unlock
[01:39:31] <Bytram> ~list
[01:39:28] <Bytram> ~listr
[01:39:22] <Bytram> ~stock a
[01:39:10] <Bytram> ~djia
[01:39:00] <upstart> https://www.marketwatch.com - DJIA - Dow Jones Industrial Average - MarketWatch
[01:38:58] <Bytram> =g DJIA price Friday October 12
[01:38:52] <upstart> https://finance.yahoo.com - ^DJI Historical Prices | Dow Jones Industrial Average Stock - Yahoo ...
[01:38:51] <Bytram> =g DJIA closing price Friday October 12
[01:38:39] <upstart> https://finance.yahoo.com - ^DJI Historical Prices | Dow Jones Industrial Average Stock - Yahoo ...
[01:38:38] <Bytram> =g DJIA closing price Friday
[01:38:27] <upstart> https://finance.yahoo.com - ^DJI Historical Prices | Dow Jones Industrial Average Stock - Yahoo ...
[01:38:26] <Bytram> =g DJIA closing price
[01:29:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> gone. readin book then sleeping.
[01:21:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> which is to say, i have the wrong kind of fishin buddies.
[01:20:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://scontent-mia3-1.xx.fbcdn.net
[01:20:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> bleh
[01:19:32] <upstart> ^ 03Log In or Sign Up to View
[01:19:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> also: https://www.facebook.com
[01:18:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> enormous garter snake, so he was just like "hey, that kind of hurts"
[01:17:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> TR's boy just caught his first snake and got his first half dozen snake bites
[00:37:07] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - INRS Develops a 10 Trillion FPS "Camera" - http://sylnt.us - will-need-a-larger-memory-card
[00:13:04] <exec> Monday, 15 October 2018 @ 12:13 am UTC - Coordinated Universal Time
[00:13:03] <Bytram> ~time x