#Soylent | Logs for 2018-07-11
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[00:11:11] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Toronto's Western Waterfront: Google's City of the Future? - http://sylnt.us - all-the-better-to-watch-you-with,-my-dear
[01:07:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> Sulla, run the thing through sed -e 's/ / /g'
[01:07:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> wait, why am i telling folks how to make my job harder?
[01:10:51] <chromas> Nothin' wrong with the occasional megashitpost
[01:31:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> at least i put mine in my journal
[01:32:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh noes! i just got an email notifying me that i have been pwned by an evil hax0r who will release video from my webcam of me wanking to pr0n if i don't fork over $1900!
[01:32:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> mind you, i got it because i'm on the list for art@soylentnews.org
[01:34:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> i guess i should pay up. i wouldn't want to make it an even three dozen videos of me out there.
[01:35:13] <chromas> I have to pay other people to watch :(
[01:35:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> yay capitalism
[01:37:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'd prolly have to pay nowadays too cept for gay guys wanting to watch solo bears. i was fuckalicious up until about my third or fourth year of being an admin though.
[01:38:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> nowadays i prefer an excellent dinner and a fat chick. priorities.
[01:40:27] <chromas> You look Stallmanish now?
[01:41:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> naw, only... hang on, math...
[01:41:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> 42 at the moment
[01:42:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> if i smoke outside i have to wear a shirt though or my chest hair catches all the ashes.
[01:43:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> and i'm closer to 200lbs than 150 nowadays.
[01:49:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> holy shit, coffee is a web hex color!
[01:51:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> 0xc0ffee++
[01:51:11] <Bender> karma - 0xc0ffee: 1
[01:51:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> i MUST make a new theme
[01:57:33] <chromas> Not as advertised! Fake hues!
[01:59:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, this better? https://tmb.dedyn.io
[01:59:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> NSFWife ^^
[02:00:54] <chromas> That color is nowhere in that photo
[02:01:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> no but actual coffee is
[02:01:45] <chromas> Could be an empty cup for all I can tell. Fake brews!
[02:02:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> real bewbs though
[02:02:35] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Monsanto Cancer Trial Begins in San Francisco - http://sylnt.us - trial-roundup
[02:03:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> so, i've recently taken to collecting bewbs/asses pressed against clear glass shower door pictures. i use them for phone wallpaper and it looks like they're squooshing up against the screen.
[02:03:42] <chromas> Oh, did it turn out Monsanto is responsible for Vox Media?
[02:04:04] <chromas> That's pretty neat.
[02:04:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> it amuses
[02:06:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> yay! bedtime! i don't have to be conscious anymore!
[02:06:33] <chromas> Then here's some thoughts to take with you
[02:06:45] <chromas> Python is great. systemd is the shit
[02:06:59] <chromas> Everyone I don't like is a Russian bot
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[03:41:14] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Toronto's Eastern Waterfront: Google's City of the Future? - http://sylnt.us - all-the-better-to-watch-you-with,-my-dear
[03:53:39] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Technical Challenges of Cave Diving - as Thai Boys Are Rescued - http://sylnt.us - spelunking
[03:54:22] <chromas> Would've been faster if they were Thai Ladyboys
[04:16:30] <chromas> quick, tmb, gimme an extra 150 or so chars in the dept field
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[04:32:54] <Sulla_> #submit https://www.wral.com
[04:32:55] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[04:33:01] <Sulla_> Wow username already in use
[04:33:20] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[04:33:21] <upstart> ^ 03SoylentNews Submissions
[04:42:40] <chromas> Should I take the underscore off the credit in the story?
[04:42:48] <chromas> Or add a second one?
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[05:32:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Hacker Steals $13.5 Million From Bancor Cryptocurrency Exchange - http://sylnt.us - Ruh-Roh!
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[07:21:58] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Israel to Land a Small Spacecraft on the Moon by Early 2019 - http://sylnt.us - competition++
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[08:42:14] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - India Tells WhatsApp to Add Filters ASAP; Riots and Murder Have Followed Fake News and 'Provocation' - http://sylnt.us - consequences-will-never-be-the-same
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[10:33:36] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Dying Organs Restored to Life in Novel Experiments - http://sylnt.us
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[10:47:14] <Bytram> coffee++
[10:47:14] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4168
[10:50:14] <Bytram> #g sha1
[10:50:15] <MrPlow> https://en.wikipedia.org - "In cryptography, SHA-1 (Secure Hash Algorithm 1) is a cryptographic hash function which takes an input and produces a 160-bit (20-byte) hash value known as ..."
[10:50:15] <upstart> ^ 03SHA-1 - Wikipedia
[11:04:26] <Bytram> coffee++
[11:04:26] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4169
[11:04:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:04:36] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4170
[11:06:25] <Bytram> #g WhatsApp
[11:06:25] <MrPlow> https://www.whatsapp.com - "WhatsApp Business is an Android app which is free to download, and was built with the small business owner in mind. With the app, businesses can interact ..."
[11:06:26] <upstart> ^ 03WhatsApp
[11:06:48] <Bytram> okay... wsa starting to look 'funny' after seeing it so many times in a story I was 2nding
[11:06:57] <Bytram> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[11:07:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> 404
[11:08:24] <Bytram> nod nod
[11:08:36] <Bytram> looks like the bot was EXECuted
[11:08:40] <Bytram> :P
[11:09:03] <Bytram> oh... haven't done this in a while
[11:09:04] <Bytram> !uid
[11:09:05] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 7034, owned by Direct Lender Loans
[11:09:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> don't think cmn32480 ever reconnected it after the bounce
[11:09:12] <Bytram> ahhh,
[11:09:16] <Bytram> 'splains things
[11:10:06] <Bytram> so, I noticed this in #rss-bot: http://www.securityfocus.com
[11:10:07] <upstart> ^ 03SecurityFocus ( https://www.securityfocus.com )
[11:10:21] <Bytram> I check, and sure 'nuf there's a new version for windows, too.
[11:10:34] <Bytram> https://download-installer.cdn.mozilla.net
[11:11:07] <Bytram> I d/l it, run it through SHA1, SHA256, MD5 and cannot find anyplace on the web with the same values I got. :(
[11:12:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> looks like you got a fake build then
[11:12:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> try again
[11:12:51] <Bytram> #g 7ca67ee233ccee610f74ee969fa98bda
[11:12:51] <MrPlow> sorry, there were no results for your query
[11:13:21] <Bytram> so... somebody else has taken over tbird's servers?
[11:13:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> mind you, windows builds aren't going to have the same hashes as linux ones
[11:13:33] <Bytram> of course
[11:13:53] <Bytram> different executable ==> different file ==> different hash
[11:14:27] <Bytram> #g b8a307be4bd032afd72f282f2b910eb608e0b980
[11:14:28] <MrPlow> sorry, there were no results for your query
[11:14:37] <Bytram> #g ca63fa7a32c288e2ce6674c6a1ed4f62062ffefd87a90dc8c8166e401b5b163d
[11:14:37] <MrPlow> sorry, there were no results for your query
[11:15:10] <Bytram> one would think (well, maybe not) that mozilla would think to put up a page with the sums for their downloads
[11:15:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> http://releases.mozilla.org
[11:15:44] <upstart> ^ 03Directory Listing: /pub/thunderbird/releases/52.9.0/
[11:16:03] <Bytram> yeah, but I was check 52.9.1
[11:16:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> change the 0
[11:16:37] <Bytram> http://releases.mozilla.org
[11:16:38] <upstart> ^ 03Directory Listing: /pub/thunderbird/releases/52.9.1/
[11:16:54] <Bytram> oooh
[11:23:59] <Bytram> #g md5deep
[11:24:00] <MrPlow> http://md5deep.sourceforge.net - "May 8, 2014 ... md5deep is a set of programs to compute MD5, SHA-1, SHA-256, Tiger, or Whirlpool message digests on an arbitrary number of files. md5deep ..."
[11:24:00] <upstart> ^ 03md5deep and hashdeep
[11:26:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, off to poke at the network some more. it's being a bit wonky lately.
[11:27:16] * Bytram sharpens a few twigs and branches and helpfully offers them to TMB
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[11:36:17] <Bytram> break time... back laters
[12:01:27] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Stolen Certificates From D-Link Used to Sign Password-Stealing Malware - http://sylnt.us - yoink
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[13:21:27] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Security Firm Sued for Failing to Detect Malware That Caused a 2009 Breach - http://sylnt.us - …shall-not-be-responsible-or-liable-for-any-damage-or-loss,-including-but-not-limited-to-any-damage…
[13:59:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://soylentnews.org
[13:59:58] <upstart> ^ 03Journal of The Mighty Buzzard (18)
[14:09:27] <AndyTheAbsurd> GLOBBING THISTLE
[14:10:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> same to you
[14:12:54] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: ya got a good chuckle out of me on that one, though I must admit I think your writing was a little, how to put it.. Ham fisted?
[14:13:09] <Bytram> ;)
[14:14:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> don't forget the cheese
[14:14:22] <Bytram> #g a grand day out
[14:14:22] <MrPlow> https://en.wikipedia.org - "A Grand Day Out with Wallace and Gromit, later marketed as A Grand Day Out, is a 1989 British stop motion animated short film directed and animated by Nick ..."
[14:14:23] <upstart> ^ 03A Grand Day Out - Wikipedia
[14:14:29] <Bytram> =)
[14:15:02] <SoyGuest7057> cracking wendsleydale!
[14:15:34] <Bytram> huh?
[14:15:40] <Bytram> #g wendsleydale
[14:15:41] <MrPlow> https://melbiggsmusic.co.uk - "May 22, 2018 ... Session Survival Skills @ Melodeons In Wendsleydale 2018. It was a number of weeks ago now, but better late than never! Here's my write up ..."
[14:15:45] <upstart> ^ 03Session Survival Skills @ Melodeons In Wendsleydale 2018 – Mel Biggs Music
[14:16:17] * Bytram gets the 'cracking' part but is at a loss on the "wendsleydale" part
[14:17:58] <SoyGuest7057> yeah, I should have "modulo typos"-ed that
[14:18:14] <Bytram> what was it supposed to be?
[14:18:39] <SoyGuest7057> In the course of typing those two words I even managed to use keyboard shortcuts to change window size, I was so infinite-monkeys-ey
[14:20:04] <SoyGuest7057> wensleydale (no 1st 'd' (you know whwat I maen)) is one of wallace and gromit's favourite cheeses
[14:20:18] <Bytram> #g wensleydale
[14:20:18] <MrPlow> https://en.wikipedia.org - "Wensleydale is a style of cheese originally produced in Wensleydale, North Yorkshire, England, but now mostly made in large commercial creameries ..."
[14:20:19] <upstart> ^ 03Wensleydale cheese - Wikipedia
[14:20:30] <Bytram> ahhh....
[14:20:51] <Bytram> has been *ages* since I saw the movie, hence my inability to recognize the reference
[14:20:59] <Bytram> now I gets it!
[14:21:19] <SoyGuest7057> by the time I'd started the 'w' and 'e', part of my brain thought that the upcoming letters would be 'dnesday', and desperately wanted there to be a 'd' real soon in the queue.
[14:21:38] <Bytram> lol
[14:21:53] <SoyGuest7057> I find it hard to type the name of the greek letter 'phil' for similar reasons.
[14:23:07] <Bytram> yuppers on that one!
[14:23:28] <Bytram> I guess one could say you fat finger it? Or would that be phat phinger it?
[14:25:19] <Bytram> Φατ Φινλερ!
[14:35:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> #yt glove slap
[14:35:12] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[14:35:13] <upstart> ^ 03Glove Slap Montage - Simpsons - YouTube
[14:35:40] <Sulla> the q10 should arrive today bytram
[14:43:08] <Bytram> Sulla: Hi! Just got it yesterday... thanks so VERYMUCH!!!!!
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[14:48:54] <Sulla> SullasACFriend says Blackberry World (their app store) closes very soon so get your fill
[14:49:12] <Bytram> ahhh, had no idea... thanks!
[14:50:55] <Sulla> https://www.theverge.com
[14:50:56] <upstart> ^ 03BlackBerry will remove paid apps from the BlackBerry World app store on April 1st - The Verge
[14:50:59] <Sulla> so guess that was partially fake news
[14:51:07] <Sulla> looks to still be up through end of yera
[14:55:09] <Bytram> oh, noice!
[14:55:25] <Bytram> and... time for me to go to work.... have a great day everyone!
[15:01:57] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - San Francisco Bay Area Economy Growing Nearly Twice as Fast as the Rest of the USA - http://sylnt.us - there-are-no-tech-jobs
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[16:40:56] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Doctor "Burnout" Increases Risk of Medical Errors - http://sylnt.us - orly?
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[18:22:11] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Supercomputers with Non-Von Neumann Architectures Could Reach "Zettascale" and "Yottascale" - http://sylnt.us - where-many-flops-is-a-GOOD-thing
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[20:02:25] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Microsoft Might Not Support Windows XP Any More, but GandCrab V4.1 Ransomware Does - http://sylnt.us - much-improved-from-V4.0
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[21:31:48] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Rocket Lab Plans to Build its Next Launch Site in the US - http://sylnt.us - exact-location-is-up-in-the-air
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[22:44:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh man did i ever butthurt some noobs on the SF story
[22:45:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> like 25 replies in the past three hours
[22:45:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> joke's on them, i'm not reading them tonight and if there's over 30 in the morning i'm not reading them at all
[23:13:03] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Face Value: Video Game Trains People to Better Discern Truth From Lies - http://sylnt.us - facial-profiling
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