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[04:32:27] <exec> welcome arti: Santa Ana, CA 92707, 17°C/62°F, 9:32 pm PDT, Saturday, 26 May 2018
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[03:06:08] <notsulla> Kids man, always hurting themselves
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[02:59:41] <chromas> Ted Dabney of Atari also died. I guess it's the Next Big Thing
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[02:35:39] <chromas> English == White Colonialism
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[02:31:02] * TheMightyBuzzard drops that on his way by to bed
[02:30:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> english is a social construct and they're oppressing me by telling me how i can use it
[02:27:07] <chromas> Just like gender, it's a spectrum
[02:26:23] <Sulla> Science fiction vs science fantasy
[02:23:31] <chromas> The SW prequels were done like Star Trek though, with people mostly standing around talking calmly, no matter how dire the situation.
[02:20:28] <Sulla> All the new movies were was an audition to do star wars
[02:20:05] <Sulla> As far as I am concerned they already did
[02:19:09] <chromas> They should have George Lucas direct a Star Trek movie
[02:17:37] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 632
[02:17:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[02:17:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[02:17:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke then sleep time
[02:17:31] <Sulla> Wasnt cloverfield great?
[02:17:20] <Sulla> Progress
[02:17:05] <chromas> What's wrong with shaking the camera around and compositing digital lens flare and all the other things that used to be fireable offenses in the movie industry?
[02:17:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> tng was gay period, cept worf. gay's > stupid though.
[02:16:59] <Sulla> Nemoy did himself well yes
[02:16:35] <Sulla> Thats what happens when you choose a bad captain
[02:16:16] <chromas> The TNG movies were gay. Change my mind.
[02:16:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> even the tng movies was better than JJ trek
[02:16:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, diaf
[02:15:51] <chromas> The TNG movies tried to be action movies; Maybe JJ should remake those'ns
[02:15:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, he went and hung with the real bones so he could get his shit right
[02:15:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> nimoy wasn't bad but he didn't have much to work with
[02:15:04] <Sulla> Because he wanted to play mccoy and not be his own man
[02:14:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup
[02:14:40] <Sulla> Only decent acting job in whole movie was the guy who played mccoy
[02:14:24] <Bender> Added quote 872
[02:14:24] <chromas> !grab TheMightyBuzzard
[02:14:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's the kind of thing would make me want to take a shit in a zip lock bag and mail it to them.
[02:13:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> don't blame you
[02:13:19] <Sulla> So we left state
[02:13:07] <Sulla> When I lived in alaska and we drove 60 miles to see the inlaws they always put one of the new ones on to piss me of
[02:12:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> i just call him finn the human
[02:12:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> not sure what finn's actual name is. some enlongation of finn with jacob as a middle name
[02:12:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> fuck the new movies. just pretend they were never made like i am.
[02:11:23] <Sulla> I didnt use tiberius because new movies such a shit
[02:11:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> also have a nephew named after finn and jake off adventure time. my lil brother was crafty and slipped it past his wife.
[02:11:12] <chromas> You could get a cat or something
[02:10:51] <Sulla> I wanted Drusus but was only name wife disliked
[02:10:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> i got a cousin with the middle name Tyberius on account of it was james t kirk's middle name.
[02:10:08] <Sulla> If was a girl it would have been Livia, boy was Casius
[02:09:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> roman's fine, as long as you spelled that shit correctly.
[02:09:50] * chromas is gonna name his firstborn Pulse O'Deio
[02:09:33] <Sulla> I shouldnt judg too harsh cause I named two of my kids roman names
[02:09:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> naw, he's a beta. we'll just send them to camps.
[02:08:57] <chromas> Lennart
[02:08:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> any of that "i want to be different" nonsense
[02:08:42] <Sulla> Riverside-sunbeem
[02:08:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> keli with an I
[02:08:09] <chromas> Abcde
[02:08:02] <Sulla> La-a
[02:07:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> if you're gonna pick a minority, pick a good one.
[02:07:53] <chromas> LaQuanda
[02:07:53] <Sulla> I love oregon for the names people use here
[02:07:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm gonna oppress chicks named with fucked up spellings by their dumbfuck mothers
[02:07:04] <chromas> You can be the "old white men" in congress
[02:06:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's the plan, yep
[02:06:41] <chromas> When you can't fuck no mo' then you can go full time oppressing minorities
[02:06:09] <Sulla> Im no donald trump, I dont see myself fuckin much longer than 60 or 65 so might as well be dead
[02:05:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> i say we enforce marriage vows. when grandpa kicks it, put two in grandma's head at the funeral.
[02:05:32] <chromas> It's because of media influence. Most men with lung cancer died off trying to make meth like that tv show.
[02:04:41] <Sulla> Then mens numbers will be skewed
[02:04:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> of course they are. men die before they get a chance to get cancer. it's blatant sexist oppression of men.
[02:04:35] <Sulla> Kek. Well, if "smokers" includes cigar smoking
[02:04:10] <chromas> "Lung Cancer Rates Are Higher in Women" Everything's coming up sexist
[02:03:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> guys love boobies
[02:03:27] <Sulla> Chicks love puppies
[02:03:05] <chromas> Those are privilege breaks
[02:02:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> true. even my smoke breaks. me and TR conspire to take them together so we got someone to bullshit with while sitting out in the heat or cold.
[02:02:22] <chromas> It's pretty disgusting to name a condition with letters the sufferers of which can't pronounce
[02:02:03] <Sulla> Everything is a consipracy
[02:01:56] <chromas> Because they're ablist
[02:01:52] <Sulla> Probably designed that way
[02:01:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> i don't see how they didn't call it lithp
[02:01:33] <chromas> 'cause it's full of parentheses
[02:01:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> holophobe
[02:01:21] <Sulla> I dont see how lisp isnt antisemetivc
[02:01:12] <chromas> But the holocaust!
[02:00:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> naw, jews are more privileged than gay guys
[02:00:34] <chromas> Is lisp antisemetic?
[02:00:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> when they could be used for ( o Y o )
[02:00:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> you're wasting perfectly good ()s
[02:00:09] <chromas> Those bastards
[01:59:53] <Sulla> Or sirus xm
[01:59:39] <chromas> "Only 90s kids will understand this reference"
[01:59:13] <chromas> In (((Stereo))) where available
[01:59:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> otherwise liking hip-hop and calling chicks hos would get you a job at google.
[01:59:00] <Sulla> Yes
[01:58:57] <chromas> Did I do it right?
[01:58:53] <chromas> (((hip hop)))
[01:58:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> diversity ain't about culture though, it's about skin color and what you got tween your legs. the sjws say so.
[01:58:28] <Sulla> The problem is that hiphop culture
[01:58:03] <chromas> But if they integrates, then they lose their own culture and we lose diversity
[01:57:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> integrate and you ain't black, you're just poor.
[01:57:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> more need to. stop clustering and integrate into the culture.
[01:57:04] <Sulla> Thats what many do
[01:56:52] <Sulla> The homeowners wanted to drop the case but the chief went forward with it anyways and put his kid in jail for a couple years
[01:56:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> i shit you not, if i was a black guy, i'd move to minnesota to get away from other black guys. they're the thing you're most likely to die of as a young to middle-aged black man.
[01:56:20] <Sulla> Police chief here in towns kid got caughtt breaking into a house
[01:55:53] <Sulla> Power corrupts
[01:55:49] <Sulla> Yeah
[01:55:44] <Sulla> Majority of handgun deaths a year are inner city kids raised by single moms
[01:55:32] <chromas> Cops kids are often bad seeds though right? Like preachers' kids?
[01:55:11] * chromas rofls a copter
[01:55:07] <Sulla> This
[01:55:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, because they're out of ammo from shooting up the neighborhood.
[01:54:38] <chromas> Black African American boys of color are more likely to be raised by single moms; why aren't they shooting up the schools? Is it because their classmates are all in the same boat? Is that racist?
[01:54:08] <Sulla> Brower county sherrifs son apparently got busted for kicking a kid tons of times while anoter held the kid down, the investigator in the case was the cop who did nothing when the shooting happened
[01:53:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> sweep the fucking leg
[01:53:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'why we need cobra kai back. teach them not to be pussies.
[01:53:11] <Sulla> All of them
[01:53:05] <chromas> Or bullies?
[01:53:03] <chromas> How many of the shooters were incels?
[01:52:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> Sulla, worthwhile, granted, but less valuable since anyone could do it while not everyone could kill a mammoth.
[01:51:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> women don't know how to be men so how the fuck they sposed to teach anyone how to be one?
[01:51:09] <Sulla> Honestly maintaining the fire probably more important than any one man not returning from hunt
[01:50:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> course not. women raising boys alone fucks them completely up.
[01:50:32] <Sulla> 26/27 last school shooters had no father figure
[01:50:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> i mean, wtf good were women besides entertainment back when you had to chase down a mammoth for dinner? taking care of the kids and making sure the fire didn't go out was about all they did worthwhile.
[01:50:10] <Sulla> Wow sexist stronk empowered women need no man
[01:49:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> marriage was a way to keep the thing making your offspring from getting killed to death
[01:49:06] <Sulla> Property is a construct of the patriarchy
[01:48:06] <Sulla> So pretty huge chance of failure to rislk half your wealth
[01:47:54] <chromas> Marriage is a construct of the Patriarchy to subjugate wymyn as property
[01:47:46] <Sulla> 0/1 partner being same person as marriage is 95% success. Two partners drops to 80, three 70, etc
[01:46:55] <Sulla> One of the research papers I loved that I first saw on r9k showed % chance of marraige success by number of sexual partners for the female.
[01:46:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> so they've been grasping at ever more ridiculous straws and losing their damned minds.
[01:45:43] <Sulla> Ah
[01:45:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> the left does have a role to play but at our current position it is a very minor one compared to historical times. when you mostly have liberty and equality, there's fuck all for the left to do.
[01:45:15] <chromas> It's a "viagra for women" that doesn't really work but it keeps getting pushed by a few drug companies in the name of feminism
[01:43:50] <Sulla> Adyi?
[01:43:33] * chromas distributes adyi to all the womyn-identifying channel occupiers
[01:43:33] <Sulla> Neither of us is religious either
[01:43:23] <Sulla> My wife and I didnt until we got married because we werent ready for kids
[01:42:52] <chromas> fukken alt-right republican nazi
[01:42:32] <Sulla> Could just not have sex
[01:42:08] <chromas> Yeah but now they're discovering that getting off the birth control feminists fought for makes them happier and less depressed and it's men fault they're on it
[01:41:48] <Sulla> Saw my sister go through it and now is 26 and cant find a man because the ones that wanted marraige and kids area already there
[01:41:00] <Sulla> So we get to deal with growing pains
[01:40:53] <Sulla> Women finally get the sexual freedom men have
[01:39:11] <chromas> Maybe that's how Mad Max came to be
[01:38:59] <chromas> If we could just take all the extremists and ship them off to the outback
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[01:38:06] <Sulla> But instead they just be insane
[01:38:01] <Sulla> Its a shame really because although I disagree with them I feel the left has a role to play
[01:37:43] <Sulla> Marxists gonna marxist
[01:37:31] <Sulla> So they need to break that group into the attractive men and the non-attractive ones
[01:37:17] <chromas> Is it weird that our so-called left is anti-label but wants to label everyone?
[01:37:12] <Sulla> Problem is women cant hate mgtows too much as many attractive men are in that group
[01:36:52] <Sulla> Kek
[01:36:39] <chromas> Damn overlapping labels. Why can't everyone fit neatly into boxes?
[01:36:38] <Sulla> Elliot rodgers would be an incel
[01:35:56] <Sulla> They are so beta many wont leave house and studder/avert eyes if they are around women
[01:35:53] <chromas> that sounds like the x-treme end of mgtow
[01:35:31] <Sulla> And hatred of the women who had fun in their youth, turned down people on the board, then when old and not super attractive want to settle with person they turned down
[01:34:44] <Sulla> R9ks stance on women is that modern women are whores and they would rather be voluntarily celebate than settle for a nonvirgin.
[01:34:24] * chromas activates internet hate machine
[01:34:04] <Sulla> Anon isnt a movement is way of life
[01:33:45] <chromas> Like the alt-right and anonymous?
[01:33:01] <Sulla> If r9k is incels then its a fake movement.
[01:32:46] <chromas> Maybe that's where they came from
[01:32:35] <chromas> Sounds like incel
[01:32:22] <Sulla> Turned into the board for forever alone virgins
[01:32:19] <chromas> So intj is at the top, incel is at the bottom
[01:32:14] <Sulla> And supposed to be a board with only original posts
[01:32:02] <Sulla> Robot 9000 was based on the xkcd
[01:32:01] <upstart> ^ 03INTJ Personality (“The Architect”) | 16Personalities
[01:31:59] <MrPlow> https://www.16personalities.com - "It's lonely at the top, and being one of the rarest and most strategically capable personality types, INTJs know this all too well. INTJs form just two percent of the ..."
[01:31:59] <Bytram> #g INTJ meyers briggs
[01:31:46] <chromas> Not sure I never figured out what that board was supposed to be
[01:31:34] <Sulla> Dunno
[01:31:28] <chromas> is intj a personality type or a data type?
[01:31:25] <chromas> I thought it was like intj and suchlike
[01:31:24] <Sulla> What I am not getting are whether /r9k/ are incels
[01:30:59] <Sulla> After that iirc =/ in irc fiasco trying t get better at acronyms
[01:30:28] * chromas nods
[01:30:24] <Sulla> Fpos = fucking peice of shit?
[01:30:21] <chromas> Until people started talking about /r/incels getting shutdown, I thought incel was one of those personality traits
[01:29:41] * chromas isn't getting some, but understands it's 'cause he's a fpos
[01:29:33] <Sulla> #notallincels
[01:29:24] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 631
[01:29:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[01:29:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[01:29:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> fuck them
[01:29:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> because they take all their frustrations out on those of us who are getting some regularly
[01:28:35] <Sulla> Man why all the incel hate
[01:28:23] * TheMightyBuzzard hoists the jolly roger
[01:28:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> youtube original
[01:26:55] <chromas> is it a nutflex thing?
[01:22:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> you really needa watch cobra kai. old johnny is fucking awesome. and it's campy but subtle-campy, where subtle means less blatant than the brick to the head hollywood usually uses.
[01:22:00] <chromas> Y'know, I'd never heard of Breitbart until GamerGate, therefore I believe GameJournoPros are Nazis who invented the alt-right
[01:20:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> did you just assume xis gender?!
[01:20:01] <chromas> Weren't those both started by the same guy?
[01:18:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, that would be the professional thing to do. huffpo and breitbart would both approve.
[01:16:29] <chromas> I've never made a journal before. I'll just post it as a story with FastForward checked ;)
[01:15:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> you should do a journal to that effect
[01:15:28] <Bender> karma - chromas: 209
[01:15:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas++
[01:15:19] <chromas> #FuckBeta
[01:15:12] <chromas> You know what we could call the effort to get incels laid?
[01:15:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> hatred takes effort, this is off the cuff scorn
[01:14:31] <upstart> I can't believe the toxic hatred in this channel
[01:14:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> it might even balance out and make them tolerable human beings
[01:14:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> well they would be less pussified if they had rabies, yeah
[01:14:01] <chromas> The incels, I mean.
[01:13:41] <chromas> Or just fix 'em up Old Yeller style.
[01:12:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> you know, we could get rid of the entire sjw movement if we just got hookers for all the incel beta pussies. then they wouldn't feel the need to chase after any female that'd let them hang around.
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[01:12:19] <chromas> incel's the new buzzword over Nazi
[01:12:10] <chromas> Oh whoops, you're right
[01:11:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> zactly. we don't want them being incels and shooting up the place.
[01:11:11] <chromas> #Equality
[01:11:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> i stand by my fuck gizmodo in that case
[01:11:06] <chromas> The actual image source is right in the page source because social justice I guess
[01:10:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, cocksuckers then
[01:10:47] <chromas> The svgs are embedded
[01:10:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> mrplow don't download images anyway. no idea how that would foul things up
[01:10:33] <chromas> Well that's mighty Nazi of you
[01:10:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> fuck gizmodo
[01:09:56] <chromas> Probably could put the title tag check after the others (og:title and such)
[01:09:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> well you know what we always say...
[01:09:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> huh
[01:09:06] <chromas> It's the title thing. Gizmodo puts SVGs with their own <title> tag in the source before the page's own <title> tag
[01:09:05] <Sulla> Musk better hurry up and get someon on the moon or mars before last moonwalker dies
[01:08:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> what's wrong with him now?
[01:08:14] * TheMightyBuzzard scratches his head
[01:08:00] <chromas> TheMightyBuzzard wants to work on his bot today.
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[01:07:03] <chromas> Astronaut Alan Bean died. Poor Mr Bean.
[01:06:42] <chromas> Blockchain4all
[01:06:36] <chromas> Well I was referring to the link I pasted but they could probably use it too
[01:01:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, if only who had blockchain? the mormons?
[00:28:21] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Samsung Roadmap Includes "5nm", "4nm" and "3nm" Manufacturing Nodes - http://sylnt.us - tiny-advancements
[00:21:56] <chromas> Maybe they can take cues from the phone carriers and offer Unlimited™ 5G Cloud®
[00:17:48] <chromas> If only they had blockchain
[00:17:45] <upstart> ^ 03Cloud computing sticker shock is now a monthly occurrence at many companies | ZDNet
[00:17:44] <chromas> https://www.zdnet.com
[00:04:35] <chromas> So technically, it's not gay.
[00:04:23] <chromas> It was actually two chicks (at the same time)