#Soylent | Logs for 2018-05-10
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[23:47:09] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Underwater Acoustic Shield Metamaterial is Invisible to Sonar - http://sylnt.us - did-you-hear-that?
[23:44:29] <Bytram> got it! much obliged
[23:44:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> if it's even vaguely on topic to the comment it's replying to or the story, it ain't spam no matter how annoying.
[23:41:02] <Bytram> thanks!
[23:40:59] <Bytram> done
[23:40:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> flamebait. it was vaguely topical.
[23:40:30] <Bytram> or, in some strange way, defuse it by modding it as funny.
[23:39:58] <Bytram> I'm torn between Spam and flamebait
[23:39:50] <upstart> ^ 03SoylentNews Comments | Watch: Mac OS X 10.4 Running in Windows Alternative ReactOS via PearPC Emulator ( https://soylentnews.org )
[23:39:44] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: question fo ya, if I may? Spam, Troll, Flamebait? https://soylentnews.org
[23:22:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> sent TR who's on that keto diet thing a picture of my dinner and he called me mean things
[23:21:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> om nom nom
[22:47:30] <cmn32480> ther is something fabulously satisfying about having to clean the sauce out of your beard
[22:38:48] -!- bacteria has quit [Ping timeout: 272 seconds]
[22:20:18] <Bytram> laters
[22:20:17] <Bytram> or, if I am lucky, sleeping through the night.
[22:19:58] <Bytram> time for a nap
[22:19:56] <Bytram> so sleepy...
[22:16:46] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New--and Likely Final--Version of SpaceX's Falcon 9 to Launch on Friday [Updated 3] - http://sylnt.us - end-of-the-beginning || Human Ear Grown on Forearm for Transplant - http://sylnt.us - hear-here!
[22:11:58] <upstart> ^ 03SoylentNews Submissions
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[22:11:32] <Bytram> #submit https://arstechnica.com
[22:11:14] <exec> story not found
[22:11:13] <exec> 1114 stories loaded
[22:11:09] <Bytram> ~arthur https://arstechnica.com
[22:10:52] <Sulla> Ah sad
[22:10:08] <Bytram> sadly, I will be at work
[22:10:04] <exec> sed enabled for 10#Soylent
[22:10:03] <Bytram> ~sed on
[22:09:51] <Bytram> s/w/s/
[22:09:48] <Bytram> wadly, I will be at work
[22:09:44] <Bytram> takyon: is already updating the story
[22:09:33] * Bytram likes blueberry fillings, but will also accept apple fillings, too.
[22:09:18] <Sulla> Please post live stream tomorrow too
[22:09:05] * cmn32480 hopes you arne't havign to reset fillings
[22:07:46] <Bytram> officially scrubbed for today... preparing for a 24 hour reset
[22:06:14] <cmn32480> FFFFFFFFFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!
[22:02:28] <Sulla> I want this launch to get done so I can skip out o work early
[22:02:16] <Sulla> Gonna make some scratch sweet and sour pork and then play dnd myself
[22:01:55] <Sulla> That sounds good
[22:01:43] <Bytram> chow for now
[22:01:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> okey doke. it's late enough to start the biscuits and gravy for dinner now. see yall later. biscuits and gravy deserve undivided attention in fixing, eating, and digesting.
[22:00:34] <Sulla> People "just tuning in" can f off, tuning in *after* launch
[22:00:09] <Bytram> nom nom nom
[21:59:07] bacterium is now known as bacteria
[21:59:00] <bacterium> omg omg omg
[21:58:39] <Bytram> get out an d... push?
[21:58:10] <Sulla> Fuck. Spreadsheet of 15k values built from lookups against four independent queries and I have four values that are not pulling correctly
[21:52:47] <upstart> ^ 03Waylon Jennings only acting performance in Dukes of Hazzard - YouTube
[21:52:46] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com - "Sep 3, 2013 ... Waylon Jennings acting as himself the story is Waylon is touring through Hazzard in his mobile country music museum in a semi trailer and ..."
[21:52:45] <Bytram> #g waylon jennings dukes of hazzard -theme
[21:52:32] <upstart> ^ 03Waylon Jennings - Dukes Of Hazzard "Good Ol' Boys" Theme Song - YouTube
[21:52:31] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com - "Jul 7, 2011 ... Dukes Of Hazzard \"Good Ol' Boys\" - Waylon Jennings. Category. Music. License. Standard YouTube License. Music. \"Theme From 'the Dukes ..."
[21:52:31] <Bytram> #g waylon jennings dukes of hazzard
[21:51:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> huh, now there's something. i knew waylon jennings did the theme song and narrating for the dukes of hazard but he was in an episode or two of season seven as himself too.
[21:50:58] <Bytram> nod nod
[21:50:51] <Sulla> I imagine it is easier to pump it back out to maintain the needed temps
[21:50:45] <Bytram> LOX could be vented without issue
[21:50:37] <Bytram> propellant... I would expect they would recover
[21:50:35] <Sulla> My sister was texting me and asking
[21:50:25] <Bytram> not sure...
[21:50:08] <Sulla> Do they pump the fluids back out if aborted and refill next window?
[21:50:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> naw, they just take that long to bake.
[21:49:55] <Bytram> did you forget to put in your dentures?
[21:49:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's much closer. i don't think i can get the biscuits done any sooner than 15m
[21:49:23] <Bytram> A backup launch window opens on Friday, May 11 at 4:14 p.m. EDT, or 20:14 UTC, and closes at 6:21 p.m. EDT, or 22:21 UTC."
[21:49:23] <Bytram> "
[21:48:26] <Bytram> is now showing T minus 15:00 minutes
[21:48:21] <Sulla> Still like 40 min on the window though
[21:47:22] <Bytram> "just after it entered startup mode it threw an abort"
[21:46:59] <AndyTheAbsurd> oh so it wasn't just my stream freezing
[21:46:54] <Bytram> holding at T minus 0:58
[21:46:54] <Sulla> What ddi they say
[21:46:49] <Sulla> I got up to take a piss and its held
[21:46:40] <Bytram> hold
[21:46:21] <AndyTheAbsurd> I wonder if SpaceX has an API that lets you access the time until next launch.
[21:46:11] <Bytram> SpaceX Launch... T minus 1:00
[21:45:41] <Bytram> SpaceX Launch... T minus 1:30
[21:45:10] <Bytram> SpaceX Launch... T minus 2:00
[21:44:43] <Bytram> SpaceX Launch... T minus 2:30
[21:44:12] <Bytram> SpaceX Launch... T minus 3 minutes
[21:43:49] <Bytram> They ARE planning on a first stage landing on a barge OCISLY
[21:43:11] <Bytram> SpaceX Launch... T minus 4 minutes
[21:42:20] <Bytram> SpaceX Launch... T minus 5 minutes
[21:40:51] <Bytram> SpaceX Launch... T minus 6 minutes
[21:27:39] <Bender> Added quote 871
[21:27:39] <Bytram> !grab TheMightyBuzzard
[21:27:29] <MrPlow> http://www.gravyraleigh.com - "Menus · Order Online · About Us · Private Dining · News & Events · Our Team · Catering. RESTAURANT HOURS. Mon-Thurs 11am - 10pm. Fri 11am - 11pm"
[21:27:28] <Bytram> #g gravy
[21:23:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> but only in the same way that air you breathe doesn't _have to_ be nasty old egg fart free
[21:22:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> you know, gravy doesn't technically _have to_ be made with bacon grease
[21:21:20] <upstart> ^ 03Jerry Reed - East Bound and Down - YouTube
[21:21:19] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[21:21:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> #yt eastbound and down
[21:21:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> and
[21:21:09] <upstart> ^ 03John Denver - Leaving on a Jet Plane - YouTube
[21:21:08] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[21:21:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> #yt leaving on a jet plane
[21:20:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> well there's two ways i can see...
[21:19:04] * cmn32480 pullsup Google maps to figure out how he is going home tomorrow
[21:13:06] * TheMightyBuzzard steps outside for a smoke before retaliation can commence
[21:12:55] <cmn32480> good timing
[21:12:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> ha!
[21:12:08] <Bender> Added quote 870
[21:12:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> !grab cmn32480
[21:11:18] <Bytram> good thinking
[21:09:39] <cmn32480> my butt will thank me later
[21:09:30] * Bytram chuckles
[21:09:24] <cmn32480> NO!
[21:09:15] <Bytram> hypergolic?
[21:09:05] * cmn32480 settles on a salad and wings
[21:06:50] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New--and Likely Final--Version of SpaceX's Falcon 9 to Launch at 21:47 UTC [Updated 2] - http://sylnt.us - end-of-the-beginning
[21:02:03] <upstart> ^ 03Bangabandhu Satellite-1 - YouTube
[21:02:02] <Bytram> SpaceX Block 5 inaugural launch scheduled for 17:47 EDT... just over 45 minutes from now. https://www.youtube.com
[21:00:48] <Bytram> =)
[21:00:00] <cmn32480> and the conversion rate works in my favor
[20:59:36] <Bytram> *appreciative
[20:59:27] <Bytram> sounds you like may just have found a very thoughtful and appreciate client, eh?
[20:59:07] <cmn32480> yep
[20:59:03] <Bytram> Oh... so the client is paying for your meal?
[20:58:57] <cmn32480> doesn't distinguish
[20:58:44] <cmn32480> my software just takes the amount
[20:58:35] <cmn32480> the charges are in canadien
[20:58:33] <Bytram> k
[20:58:28] <cmn32480> we bill in US dollars
[20:58:24] <cmn32480> no I most definetly don't wanna do that
[20:58:03] <Bytram> plead confusion about conversion rate? Somehow got it backwards?
[20:53:14] * cmn32480 might just melt his credit card
[20:53:06] <cmn32480> ooooo this pizza place does greek too
[20:51:47] * MrPlow whips up a vibrating rooster sammich for cmn32480
[20:51:47] <cmn32480> #sammich
[20:51:36] <cmn32480> and large enough for food on one side... lappy on the other...
[20:51:22] <cmn32480> the table is set up at the right height for working while sitting on the couch
[20:51:09] * cmn32480 drops bytram a big wet sloppy joe for making me think after a long day
[20:50:29] <Bytram> biab dishes
[20:50:15] * Bytram breaks... wind
[20:50:07] <Bytram> seriously, sounds like it is frustrating. Maybe just do the work OR do the relaxing?
[20:49:48] * cmn32480 breaks for just a moment to go look
[20:49:38] <cmn32480> i do vaguely recall a folding table that I dismissed out of hand...
[20:49:25] <Bytram> wait for what?
[20:49:19] <cmn32480> weight
[20:49:13] <Bytram> and the credenza is fastened how?
[20:49:12] * cmn32480 needs to explore the additoinal options
[20:49:01] <cmn32480> table is like 10 chairs worht of table
[20:48:51] <cmn32480> tv is glued to the credenza...
[20:48:35] <cmn32480> likely it is a need to get home and see ym dog
[20:48:34] <Bytram> move something?
[20:48:16] * cmn32480 is annoyed at the upgrade
[20:48:07] <cmn32480> yeah it has a boardroom table in it... no desk, and while sitting at the table I can't see the TV...
[20:47:55] <Bytram> rofl
[20:47:47] <cmn32480> look Pepee....
[20:47:35] <Bytram> Sweet!
[20:47:29] <cmn32480> but I did get upgraded to a suite
[20:47:25] <Bytram> but monsieur, how coulds we not accomodate your every wish should you not talk with us, eh?
[20:46:34] <cmn32480> if I wanted to talk to people I woudl go out for dinner
[20:46:26] <cmn32480> ugh... I hate places that make oyu call for a delivery order.
[20:44:00] <upstart> ^ 03weather translate English to French: Cambridge Dictionary
[20:43:59] <Bytram> mechanicjay: https://dictionary.cambridge.org
[20:42:42] <cmn32480> lol
[20:42:32] <Bytram> ;)
[20:42:27] <Bytram> rain
[20:42:20] <mechanicjay> what's the french word for weather?
[20:42:10] <Bytram> =)
[20:42:06] <Bytram> is in ONtario
[20:41:59] <exec> 10Ottawa, ON, Canada - currently 66°F / 19°C, cloudy, wind W at 21 mph, humidity 59% - Thursday partly cloudy (37°F:67°F / 3°C:19°C), Friday mostly sunny (35°F:56°F / 2°C:13°C), Saturday partly cloudy (40°F:64°F / 4°C:18°C), Sunday partly cloudy (45°F:69°F / 7°C:21°C)
[20:41:57] <Bytram> ~weather ottawa
[20:41:50] <cmn32480> everythign is in French and english
[20:41:46] <Bytram> https://www.just-eat.ca
[20:41:41] <cmn32480> coudl b e quebec
[20:41:37] * cmn32480 shurgs
[20:41:30] <Bytram> ontario, right?
[20:40:53] <Bytram> oh... ok
[20:40:41] * cmn32480 is now in Ottawa
[20:40:27] <upstart> ^ 03Best Pizza Delivery in Centre-Ville (Downtown) (Montreal)
[20:40:27] <cmn32480> so that is a plus
[20:40:27] <Bytram> https://www.tripadvisor.ca
[20:40:23] <cmn32480> that is what my search said as well
[20:40:00] <Bytram> a quick search suggests there are some places that do deliver
[20:39:34] <cmn32480> interesting idea
[20:39:03] <Bytram> cmn32480: good question! Ask the concierge?
[20:38:40] <upstart> ^ 03Neuroscientists find first evidence animals can mentally replay past events: Discovery of episodic memory replay in rats could lead to better treatments for Alzheimer's disease -- ScienceDaily
[20:38:40] <Bytram> https://www.sciencedaily.com
[20:38:28] <cmn32480> does Canada have pizza delivery?
[20:38:19] * cmn32480 doesnt' feel like going out to eat...
[20:37:52] <upstart> ^ 03A direct link between MITF, innate immunity, and hair graying ( http://journals.plos.org )
[20:37:50] <Bytram> http://dx.doi.org
[20:37:37] <upstart> ^ 03Gray hair linked to immune system activity and viral infection: Researchers report that loss of hair pigmentation, or gray hair, is associated with activation of the innate immune system in mice -- ScienceDaily
[20:37:37] <Bytram> https://www.sciencedaily.com
[20:36:32] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Watch: Mac OS X 10.4 Running in Windows Alternative ReactOS via PearPC Emulator - http://sylnt.us - matryoshka-dolls
[20:24:08] <cmn32480> from the not-a-big-freaking-surprise dept
[20:23:59] <cmn32480> from the not-a-b-freaking-surprise dept
[20:20:00] <upstart> ^ 03SoylentNews Submissions
[20:19:59] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
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[20:19:33] <AndyTheAbsurd> #submit http://news.fsu.edu
[19:46:52] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New--and Likely Final--Version of SpaceX's Falcon 9 to Launch at 20:42 UTC [Updated 2] - http://sylnt.us - end-of-the-beginning
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[19:18:47] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New--and Likely Final--Version of SpaceX's Falcon 9 to Launch at 20:42 UTC [Updated] - http://sylnt.us - end-of-the-beginning
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[18:58:34] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Thirdhand Smoke is Widespread and May Be Dangerous - http://sylnt.us - waiting-to-inhale?
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[18:09:19] <chromas> -or-69
[17:57:02] <upstart> ^ 03SoylentNews Submissions
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[17:56:35] <Runaway1956> #submit https://www.theguardian.com
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[17:27:28] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New--and Likely Final--Version of SpaceX's Falcon 9 Scheduled to Launch in 3 Hours @ 20:12 UTC - http://sylnt.us - end-of-the-beginning
[17:22:06] <mechanicjay> Well that was a bust.
[17:19:29] <upstart> ^ 03SoylentNews Submissions
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[17:19:03] <Runaway1956> #submit https://arstechnica.com
[17:17:25] * mechanicjay wanders off to harass coworkers.
[17:17:13] <mechanicjay> it's okay, I'm just dodging work anyway.
[17:16:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> ooooh, you bastards! i mention a nap and you go and get entertaining. well screw you guys. my napping skills are far greater than your entertainment skills.
[17:16:33] <mechanicjay> that needs to change to "So I can't grab them".
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[17:15:22] <Bender> I don't know what ass said, so I can't quote them!
[17:15:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> !grab ass
[17:15:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> no no no
[17:15:13] <mechanicjay> !grabass
[17:15:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> and i could make him grab on either #grab or !grab
[17:14:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> i could. yes, i could.
[17:14:40] <chromas> Then import Bender qutoes
[17:14:27] <chromas> TheMightyBuzzard: you could add grabs to MrPlow but using sqlite
[17:14:07] * TheMightyBuzzard misses konomi
[17:13:43] <mechanicjay> indeed, we've had some damn fine sons-of-bitches hang around in the past.
[17:13:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> i love how the quotes file is just one file on beryllium ~sylnt/.jsb/plugs/myplugs.common.grabquote/quotes_bc
[17:13:12] * chromas laments all the users who trailed off into the ether
[17:12:45] <chromas> Whatever happened to SpallHurgenson? We need someone to take the pants around here.
[17:12:38] <Bytram> break time.. got some errands to take care of
[17:12:13] <Bender> Also in quotes: 73, 88, 97, 101, 108, 114, 117, 121, 125, 127, 138, 145, 814
[17:12:09] <Bender> Quote 64 - <arti> this way xlefay can extort you
[17:12:09] <mechanicjay> !quote xlefay
[17:11:59] <Bender> Quote 380 - <SpallsHurgenson> just because I don't wear pants doesn't mean I'm naked
[17:11:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> !quote 380
[17:11:56] <mechanicjay> wtf
[17:11:52] <Bender> Quote 229 - <mechanicjay> !grab mechanicjay
[17:11:52] <mechanicjay> !quote 229
[17:11:47] <mechanicjay> weird
[17:11:39] <Bender> Quote 228 - <mechanicjay> !grab mechanicjay
[17:11:39] <mechanicjay> !quote 228
[17:11:37] <Bender> Quote 616 - <SirFinkus> probably because my ass isn't as nice as Ethanol-fueled
[17:11:37] <AndyTheAbsurd> !quote 616
[17:11:32] <Bender> Also in quotes: 228, 229
[17:11:28] <Bender> Quote 224 - <mechanicjay> Lack of quote-age makes me sad.
[17:11:28] <mechanicjay> !quote mechanicjay
[17:11:21] <Bender> Also in quotes: 104, 139, 223, 243, 256, 271, 328, 329, 333, 334, 335, 336, 337, 338, 398, 409, 457, 479, 480, 505, 520, 549, 583, 603, 614, 616, 617, 627, 663, 668, 671, 789
[17:11:17] <Bender> Quote 22 - <BadCoderFinger> Ethanol-fueled: I'm not certain that's the answer to the "Prisoner's Dilemma"
[17:11:17] <AndyTheAbsurd> !quote Ethanol-fueled
[17:11:11] <mechanicjay> no, it's doing a string match on the work random in 791
[17:11:11] <chromas> Nah, it's searching for the substring "random"
[17:11:07] <Bender> No quotes found with the text 'Ethanol_fueled'
[17:11:07] <AndyTheAbsurd> !quote Ethanol_fueled
[17:10:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, i think someone was being a wiseass in their definition of a random quote
[17:10:49] <Bender> Quote 333 - <Ethanol-fueled_> Plus, she had my dad as a high-school teacher, so I was already in!
[17:10:49] <AndyTheAbsurd> !quote 333
[17:10:39] <Bender> Quote 791 - <FatPhil> It's my civic duty to randomly kill people
[17:10:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> !quote random
[17:10:34] <Bender> Quote 666 - <TheMightyBuzzard> spewing from the anuses of SJWs and nowhere else.
[17:10:34] <AndyTheAbsurd> !quote 666
[17:10:30] <Bender> Quote 791 - <FatPhil> It's my civic duty to randomly kill people
[17:10:30] <mechanicjay> !quote random
[17:10:27] <mechanicjay> well then
[17:10:21] <Bender> Quote 791 - <FatPhil> It's my civic duty to randomly kill people
[17:10:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> !quote random
[17:10:17] <Bender> quote <ID/search string>
[17:10:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> !quote
[17:10:12] <mechanicjay> we need a !quote random function
[17:09:44] <Bender> Quote 869 - <TheMightyBuzzard> limited time offer. i been going downhill since christmas
[17:09:44] <mechanicjay> !quote 869
[17:09:36] <Bender> Quote 868 - <upstart> systemd++
[17:09:36] <mechanicjay> !quote 868
[17:09:31] <Bender> Quote 867 - <TheMightyBuzzard> all political arguments should involve at least two axes.
[17:09:31] <mechanicjay> !quote 867
[17:09:23] <Bender> Can't find quote 870
[17:09:22] <mechanicjay> !quote 870
[17:09:16] <Bender> Quote 863 - <TheMightyBuzzard> what makes you think we got any "regular" folks around here?
[17:09:16] <mechanicjay> !quote 863
[17:09:07] <Bender> Can't find quote 875
[17:09:07] <mechanicjay> !quote 875
[17:09:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> hahaha i forgot about that one
[17:09:00] <mechanicjay> holy shit, ^^ that's funny
[17:08:48] <Bender> Quote 850 - <TheMightyBuzzard> bean dip, the anal lube of champions
[17:08:48] <mechanicjay> !quote 850
[17:08:44] <Bender> Quote 800 - <FatPhil> that's probably because you're playing with your genitives at the time. don't you know that's impolite.
[17:08:44] <mechanicjay> !quote 800
[17:08:39] <Bender> Can't find quote 900
[17:08:38] <mechanicjay> !quote 900
[17:08:34] <Bender> Can't find quote 1000
[17:08:34] <mechanicjay> !quote 1000
[17:08:32] <mechanicjay> Eh, I can brute force it.
[17:08:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> fu! i ain't codin no python!
[17:08:02] <chromas> tmb needs to add a function
[17:07:53] <chromas> oh
[17:07:51] <Bender> Quote -1 - <TheMightyBuzzard> limited time offer. i been going downhill since christmas
[17:07:51] <chromas> !quote -1
[17:07:48] <Bender> quote <ID/search string>
[17:07:48] <chromas> !quote
[17:07:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> THAT WAS FUCKING SARCASM
[17:07:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> i love how each plugin keeps its data under its own plugin directory. makes much more sense than putting all the plugin data files in one place and all their config files in another place.
[17:07:13] <mechanicjay> is there a way to find out how many quotes there are without creating a new one?
[17:06:51] <chromas> At first, I thought it'd be about editors
[17:06:28] <Bender> Also in quotes: 378, 415, 784, 813
[17:06:24] <Bender> Quote 100 - <michealpwalls> "<google> I see you can't spell properly and have an interest in torture and coercion. Did you know the NSA is hiring?!"
[17:06:24] <chromas> !quote perl
[17:05:52] * TheMightyBuzzard chuckles
[17:05:27] <Bender> Quote 69 - <crutchy> i shall call him slashy and he will be mine... and he will be my slashy... here little slashy... DORY! THAT'S A PERL TURD! if you touch it you'll never get it off you!
[17:05:26] <mechanicjay> !quote 69
[17:05:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> better
[17:05:04] <Bender> Quote 275 - <crutchy> paulej72 is the butt
[17:05:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> !quote 275
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[17:03:38] <Bender> Quote 0 - <chromas> If I was rich, I'd build a giant freezer and put polar bears in it to guard my snacks.
[17:03:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> !quote 0
[17:03:34] <Bender> Can't find quote 1
[17:03:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> !quote 1
[17:03:27] <Bender> Can't find quote 275
[17:03:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> !quote 275
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[17:03:16] <chromas> You're gonna have to go in there and add some case-desensitizing code
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[17:02:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> grrrr
[17:02:07] <Bender> Can't find quote 275
[17:02:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> !quote 275
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[17:01:56] <chromas> Or is that bilking?
[17:01:44] <chromas> Milking customers instead of cows
[17:01:05] <chromas> EA should start up an ice cream shop
[17:00:22] <chromas> Wouldn't it be the usual amount?
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[17:00:07] <upstart> ^ 03Dairy Queen - Wikipedia
[17:00:06] <MrPlow> https://en.wikipedia.org - "Dairy Queen, often abbreviated DQ, is a chain of soft serve ice cream and fast-food restaurants owned by International Dairy Queen, Inc., a subsidiary of ..."
[17:00:06] <Bytram> #g dairy queen wikipedia
[16:59:57] <MrPlow> https://www.dairyqueen.com - "DQ.com provides a restaurant locator, menus with nutritional information, franchise details, company history and news. Dairy Queen is an international franchise."
[16:59:56] <Bytram> #g dairy queen
[16:59:49] <Bytram> on 2nd thought, how much milk, etc. *is* in their 'ice cream'
[16:59:43] <chromas> is Bonder confused about the channel capitalization again?
[16:59:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> hang on, i'll fix it up real quick
[16:59:27] <Bytram> hmm
[16:59:26] <Bender> Can't find quote 2
[16:59:26] <chromas> !quote 2
[16:59:23] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: yeah, may be just as effective, but not quite as tasty
[16:59:18] * TheMightyBuzzard grumbles
[16:59:16] <chromas> You gotta put some M&Ms or something in it
[16:59:12] <Bender> Can't find quote 275
[16:59:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> !quote 275
[16:59:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> da hell?
[16:59:02] <Bender> Added quote 0
[16:59:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> !grab chromas
[16:58:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> eh, we always got heavy cream around. i'll just drink a glass of it with dinner next time.
[16:58:42] <chromas> If I was rich, I'd build a giant freezer and put polar bears in it to guard my snacks.
[16:57:43] <Bytram> or, buy a whole bunch and stick 'em in the freezer... would help act as an antidote to hot wing overindulgences
[16:57:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> here's my list: https://scontent-mia3-2.xx.fbcdn.net
[16:57:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> i do needa go shoppin later though
[16:57:23] <chromas> At the very least, you should get yourself some bear arms
[16:57:12] <chromas> If you had a bear, that wouldn't be an issue
[16:56:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> nearest DQ is 15 miles away. i'll take a nap instead.
[16:52:45] <Bytram> thankfully it's coolish and overcast, otherwise that might be sufficient prompting for me to want to go out to a DQ and get me one
[16:51:00] <chromas> The bear was backup, in case they didn't turn the blizzards upside down like they're supposed to
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[16:46:16] <Bytram> was actually 'just' a 1-year-old kodiak cub, but still... one swipe would be... unpleasant
[16:45:50] * Bytram *chuckles*
[16:45:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> hey, if the bear called it, the bear called it. them's the rules.
[16:37:50] <upstart> ^ 03IBM bans all removable storage, for all staff, everywhere • The Register
[16:37:49] <Bytram> https://www.theregister.co.uk
[16:36:13] <upstart> ^ 03Zookeepers charged after Kodiak bear rides shotgun to Dairy Queen • The Register ( https://www.theregister.co.uk )
[16:36:11] <Bytram> http://go.theregister.com
[16:15:48] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Uber's Flying Cars - http://sylnt.us - up-up-and-away
[14:47:59] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Ask the Community: In the Market for a Modern Tablet - http://sylnt.us - wild-dreams?
[14:12:50] <Bytram> time for me to get some things done around the place... will prolly check back in later
[13:53:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> right then, time for a smoke, some breakfast, and to be doing somethings that do not involve sitting in front of a computer screen.
[13:49:50] <upstart> ^ 03Boggle - Wikipedia
[13:49:50] <MrPlow> https://en.wikipedia.org - "Boggle is a word game designed by Bill Cooke, invented by Allan Turoff and originally distributed by Parker Brothers. The game is played using a plastic grid of lettered dice, in which players attempt to find words in sequences of adjacent letters."
[13:49:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> #g define:boggle
[13:48:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> looks like the definition parameter kinda sucks
[13:48:18] <upstart> ^ 03#poundmetoo hashtag on Twitter
[13:48:17] <MrPlow> https://twitter.com - "See Tweets about #poundmetoo on Twitter. See what people are saying and join the conversation."
[13:48:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> #g define:poundmetoo
[13:41:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, you can use any of google's switches as well like site:imdb.com or -inurl:chromas
[13:33:44] <Bytram> ahh, that's the one
[13:33:33] <upstart> ^ 03Atomic Blonde - Wikipedia
[13:33:33] <MrPlow> https://en.wikipedia.org - "Atomic Blonde is a 2017 American action thriller spy film based on the 2012 graphic novel The Coldest City, which revolves around a spy who has to find a list of double agents who are being smuggled into the West, on the eve of the collapse of the Berlin Wall in 1989. The film is directed by David Leitch, in his first solo ..."
[13:33:32] <Bytram> #g atomic blonde
[13:33:26] <Bytram> nope
[13:32:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> good ole little ronnie howard
[13:32:52] <Bytram> hrrrm
[13:32:44] <upstart> ^ 03Suicide Blonde (1999) - IMDb
[13:32:42] <MrPlow> https://www.imdb.com - "Action ... Suicide Blonde Poster ... producer Ron Howard opens up to IMDb about taking on the reins of Solo: A Star Wars Story. ... The Blonde (as Angel Boris) ... So far - there have been 5 reviews of this movie - and astonishingly, they are all ..."
[13:32:42] <Bytram> #g suicide blonde movie stars
[13:32:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> there's a movie about an inxs song?
[13:32:21] <upstart> ^ 03Suicide Blonde (2017) - IMDb
[13:32:20] <MrPlow> https://www.imdb.com - "Drama ... Suicide Blonde (2017). Drama | 31 December ... Enjoy a night in with these popular movies available to stream with Prime Video. Start your free trial."
[13:32:19] <Bytram> #g suicide blonde movie
[13:32:14] <upstart> ^ 03Suicide Blonde - Wikipedia
[13:32:13] <MrPlow> https://en.wikipedia.org - "\"Suicide Blonde\" is the first single from the INXS album X. It reached the top 10 on the US Hot 100 (#9) and Australia (#2) in 1990 and reached a peak of #11 in ..."
[13:32:13] <Bytram> #g suicide blonde
[13:32:08] <Bytram> That song was prominent in the recent movie... Suicide Blonde... I think it was called
[13:31:21] <upstart> ^ 03Nena - 99 Luftballons - YouTube
[13:31:20] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[13:31:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> #yt 99 luftballons
[13:31:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> no more 99 luftballons for you
[13:30:59] <Bytram> there, that's better! ;)
[13:30:53] <Bender> karma - themightybuzzard: 319
[13:30:53] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard--
[13:30:49] <Bytram> looks like I still have a ways to go....
[13:30:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> crap
[13:30:40] <Bender> karma of themightybuzzard is 320
[13:30:40] <Bytram> !karma TheMightyBuzzard
[13:30:35] <Bytram> oh! Nice round number there, thanks!
[13:30:26] <Bytram> hth!
[13:30:19] <Bender> karma - bytram: 100
[13:30:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram++ # thanks for reminding me. pill time.
[13:30:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> it appears i've butthurt some folks by suggesting that texans are perfectly capable of working in 100F conditions.
[13:29:51] <Bender> karma - allergies: -18
[13:29:51] <Bytram> allergies--
[13:29:40] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4105
[13:29:40] <Bytram> coffee++
[13:16:51] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Peace Dividend? - http://sylnt.us - what-a-difference-a-few-weeks-make
[12:41:01] * exec sneakily culturally appropriates a uharc archive of flowers from AndyTheAbsurd
[12:40:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday AndyTheAbsurd
[12:38:51] * exec genuinely poops a smidgen of Johnny Moo Milk Drops for TheMightyBuzzard
[12:38:49] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[12:38:34] * exec quickly offers an xml representation of salt to cmn32480
[12:38:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
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[12:35:27] <exec> TSA: unable to find definition
[12:35:21] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~define TSA
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[12:25:56] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4104
[12:25:55] <cmn32480> coffee++
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[11:37:21] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Injured Amazon Worker Describes High-Tech Dystopia Inside Texas Warehouse - http://sylnt.us - Chaplin's-"Metropolis"
[10:23:36] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4103
[10:23:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:05:11] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - NASA Administrator Jim Bridenstine Serious About Returning to the Moon - http://sylnt.us - Lucy...in-the-sky-with-diamonds?
[08:28:17] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Halifax Police Won't Charge Teen Arrested in Nova Scotia Privacy Fiasco - http://sylnt.us - sudden-outbreak-of-common-sense
[06:47:02] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Japan's Recruit Holdings Co. Acquires Glassdoor for $1.2 Billion - http://sylnt.us - plan-to-expand-to-glass-ceilings
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[05:11:35] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google Shows Off Augmented Reality Features at I/O 2018 - http://sylnt.us - the-goggles...-they-actually-do-something?!!?
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[04:13:24] <Bender> karma - cigar: 41
[04:13:24] <Sulla> Cigar++
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[03:35:24] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Won't Somebody Please Think of the Dogs? - http://sylnt.us - dumb-reasons-for-status-quo
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[02:26:22] * chromas awaits his government check
[02:26:16] <chromas> Take a bag of regular size bears and press them together into a larger bear
[02:19:39] <cmn32480> like how to make ginormous gummy bears
[02:19:11] <cmn32480> pull all the climate science money... put it to good use
[02:17:16] <cmn32480> next up, the NAtional Park Service
[02:17:10] <Ellenor> this is actually a good thing, if it is not dehypothecated from climate science
[02:17:07] <cmn32480> God forbid we spend money on NASA
[02:16:03] <chromas> Too much money? Oh no!
[02:15:25] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - House Spending Bill Offers NASA More Money Than the Agency or Administration Wanted - http://sylnt.us - here,-take-my-money
[02:08:32] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Soylentnews Server Reboot Schedule May 5-10 [Update 5] - http://sylnt.us
[02:05:46] <cmn32480> that'd be rather recursive...
[01:57:53] <upstart> ^ 03You have GNU sense of humor! Glibc abortion 'joke' diff tiff leaves Richard Stallman miffed • The Register
[01:57:52] <chromas> https://www.theregister.co.uk
[01:45:48] <chromas> The email goes to the spam folder
[01:45:21] <cmn32480> how is it that people who get an email from the spam filter EVERY DAY don't know they have a spam filter?
[01:30:33] * exec scientifically fires a sidechain of MrPlow's busted ass commands at TheMightyBuzzard
[01:30:32] <cmn32480> ~gnight TheMightyBuzzard
[01:30:27] <cmn32480> hehe
[01:30:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> aight. hydrogen's back in the rotation and i'm out for the evening. early bedtime sounds good after being up since 2am.
[01:27:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> speaking of ole rod... man made some funny movies and i don't have but maybe one of them.
[01:26:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> yes but crutchy wrote yours. that's to be expected.
[01:26:32] * chromas hides the respect
[01:26:29] <cmn32480> get in line... mine does too
[01:25:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> why? why does my own bot treat me like my name's rodney dangerfield?
[01:25:30] <cmn32480> prolly made from the leftovers from the hotwings
[01:25:18] * MrPlow whips up a roasted dirty diaper sammich for TheMightyBuzzard
[01:25:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> #sammich
[01:25:14] * MrPlow whips up a turkey sammich for chromas
[01:25:14] <chromas> #sammich
[01:25:11] * chromas whips up a regex sammich for TheMightyBuzzard
[01:24:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> and yes, i'm aware it's some epic laziness, but i'm not in the mood to even make a tuna sammich.
[01:24:41] <cmn32480> TheMightyBuzzard: HOT WINGS for dinner!
[01:24:22] <upstart> ^ 03Alexa can open Schlage smart locks
[01:24:21] <chromas> This sounds like a great idea https://www.engadget.com
[01:24:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> huh, i forgot to eat dinner.
[01:22:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> sure. you were just young and staring at her huge head instead of having properly oriented eyes.
[01:21:22] <chromas> Did she have any?
[01:20:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'd beep boop's boobies
[01:19:56] <cmn32480> boop beep
[01:19:53] <cmn32480> yep
[01:18:38] <chromas> Did I just say that out loud?
[01:18:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> survey says... that's our #1 answer!
[01:18:36] <chromas> Beep boop
[01:17:58] <chromas> Well I did it once before but it didn't like me at the time so I went off to watch porn or whatever it is regular people do
[01:17:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> finally figured out how to change your nick, chromas?
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[01:15:26] <cmn32480> lol
[01:14:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> made sure to do it early cause i thought i might want to take a nap when it was actually happening. turns out i was correct but that would throw off my bedtime so i'm not gonna.
[01:12:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> well i knew it was later than when i did it. i just thought it was later than now too.
[01:11:47] * cmn32480 pats TheMightyBuzzard on the back for accidentally being right
[01:10:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> well, hydrogen's rebooting. thought it was scheduled for later. good thing i took it out the rotation earlier.
[01:07:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod. anti-gluten hipsters make me want to take a shit in a box and mail it to them with a gluten free label on it.
[01:07:07] <cmn32480> but the lactose free is fucking great when I can now get Chubby Hubby and other such fabulous flavors instead of vanilla and chocolate
[01:06:34] <cmn32480> i don't care about the gluten....
[01:06:32] <upstart> ^ 03Def Leppard - Hysteria - YouTube
[01:06:31] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[01:06:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> #yt hysteria
[01:06:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> fuck a bunch of gluten hysteria
[01:06:04] <cmn32480> milk is a total shit show
[01:05:50] <cmn32480> and Ben and Jerrys makes some gluten/lactose free actual flavors
[01:05:36] <cmn32480> the older the better
[01:05:31] <cmn32480> some cheese is ok
[01:05:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> brutal. i can deal with cereal-level amounts of milk and i can eat all the cheese i like. cream's okay as long as i don't try drinking a whole glass of it.
[01:04:17] <cmn32480> it'd make my innards try to be my outards
[01:04:08] <cmn32480> and my previous statement stands.
[01:03:58] <cmn32480> yep
[01:03:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> you'd take about half the hit from a glass of cream you would from a glass of milk by my reading.
[01:03:08] <cmn32480> I think it'd turn my inside to try to become my outsides
[01:02:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> either way, it's non-milkish enough that it don't concern my stomach.
[01:01:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, the milk right next to it has a whole lot more sugars in it. the serving size on the cream is one bloody tablespoon though so they get to say 0g of sugars.
[01:01:14] * TheMightyBuzzard shurgs
[00:59:49] <upstart> ^ 03Lactose Percentages of Dairy Products
[00:59:48] <cmn32480> http://www.stevecarper.com
[00:58:45] * TheMightyBuzzard goes to look at his carton of the stuff.
[00:58:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> keto guys are anti carb but their shakes recipes use heavy cream.
[00:58:21] * cmn32480 continues checking as livestrong.com might be related to Captain One-Nut the Ceater
[00:57:51] <cmn32480> cashews. Alternatively, you can purchase a lactase supplement. Taking it prior to eating helps you digest lactose.
[00:57:51] <cmn32480> Those with lactase deficiency have varying degrees of intolerance. While some can tolerate a small amount of lactose, others are unable to have any without ill effects. Heavy cream is categorized as a high-lactose food, according to Cleveland Clinic. One-half cup of heavy cream contains between 5 and 8 grams of lactose. You may want to use a heavy cream substitute such as cashew cream if you have lactose intolerance. It's made from raw
[00:57:24] * TheMightyBuzzard scratches his head
[00:56:14] <upstart> ^ 03Does Heavy Cream Have Lactose? | LIVESTRONG.COM
[00:56:13] <MrPlow> https://www.livestrong.com - "Oct 3, 2017 ... Normally, the body produces the enzyme lactase, which is required for digesting the milk sugar lactose. Some people produce little to no lactase, resulting in lactose intolerance. If this is your situation, you can experience digestive discomfort when eating lactose-containing foods, including heavy cream."
[00:56:13] <cmn32480> #g is heavy cream lactose free
[00:56:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> check the carbs on a carton. sugar is a carb and lactose is a sugar.
[00:55:59] <cmn32480> ~g is heavy cream lactose free
[00:55:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> almost entirely lactose free in fact. it's fully allowed on atkins or keto. they're not remotely in favor of sugar and lactose is a sugar.
[00:54:36] * cmn32480 will have to research that, but is skeptical of your claim at the outset
[00:53:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> oddly, heavy cream likely won't. very little in the way of lactose in it.
[00:53:21] <cmn32480> yeah... sadly the dairy will acccelerate the sauce production for me
[00:52:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> less fat = more funny
[00:52:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> naw, most fats/oils will break down the capsaicin. that's why folks say drink milk. and why i give people skim milk after eating hot stuff.
[00:51:39] <cmn32480> lol
[00:51:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh i already made butter. or something similar in consistency to butter on a warm day.
[00:50:10] <cmn32480> jump around and you can make butter
[00:49:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> none of that namby pamby milk nonsense, 100% straight milk fat.
[00:49:47] <cmn32480> or to act as an internal coating agent
[00:49:40] <cmn32480> just to thicken things up?
[00:49:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> wish i'd have thought to down some heavy cream after each meal.
[00:48:40] * cmn32480 suggests not drinking the leftover sauce through a straw
[00:48:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> indeed, with a side of ricin
[00:47:47] <cmn32480> so you are saying this is more like a PReparation H-Bomb?
[00:47:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> preparation H not gonna cut it. time for preparation OMGWTFBBQ
[00:47:14] <cmn32480> you need TP with aloe (or Preparation H) built into it
[00:46:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> i need to get me a lawsuit going though. charmin extra soft ain't.
[00:46:15] <cmn32480> i expect to at least clear the floor of the hotel this evening... though since it is heavier than air, the 3 floors below might incurr some damage as well
[00:45:42] <cmn32480> shame
[00:45:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> naw, they're with their mom bout 15 miles away. i don't think the fallout radius was more than six miles.
[00:43:36] <cmn32480> did you at least offend the children?
[00:43:22] <cmn32480> he prolly eating good too
[00:43:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> TR's off in the land of crawdads and cajuns working.
[00:42:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, it's kinda a shame i had nobody around to offend.
[00:41:26] <cmn32480> the customer I had dinner with doesnt' drink
[00:41:17] <cmn32480> sadly no
[00:41:05] <cmn32480> I expect to set off the carbon monoxide alarms in the hotel this evening
[00:40:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> whiskey and a german guy?
[00:40:38] <cmn32480> with rye and kraut
[00:40:32] <cmn32480> I had smoked meat for dinner
[00:40:26] <cmn32480> hehe
[00:40:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> troof
[00:40:08] <exec> [local] hypergolic buttsauce: what anything on a menu with over three out of five peppers will become in a few hours
[00:40:07] <cmn32480> ~define hypergolic buttsauce
[00:40:00] <cmn32480> lol
[00:32:25] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Person With Diabetes Discovers Open Source and Builds Her Own Medical Device - http://sylnt.us - don't-bogart-that-code
[00:27:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> man, it's a good thing i ain't gay. anyone did me up the butt today i'd get arrested for using chemical weapons on civilians.
[00:17:54] <exec> [Robert G. Ingersoll, "Superstition", 1898]
[00:17:54] <exec> "Ignorance is the soil in which belief in miracles grows."
[00:17:53] <cmn32480> ~openthepodbaydoors
[00:17:40] <exec> [Robert G. Ingersoll, "Some Mistakes of Moses", 1879]
[00:17:40] <exec> to do so by the real God of this universe."
[00:17:40] <exec> "For my part I would not kill my wife, even if commanded
[00:17:39] <cmn32480> ~openthepodbaydoors
[00:17:29] <exec> A: The same way babes get minks.
[00:17:28] <exec> Q: How does a mink get babies?
[00:17:27] <cmn32480> ~openthepodbaydoors
[00:16:46] -!- exec [exec!~exec@crutchys.brothel] has joined #Soylent
[00:16:46] -!- exec has quit [Changing host]
[00:16:45] -!- exec [exec!~exec@23.24.kp.ip] has joined #Soylent
[00:16:44] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4102
[00:16:44] <cmn32480> coffee++
[00:14:48] * cmn32480 giggles at TheMightyBuzzard's hypergolic buttsauce
[00:13:38] <cmn32480> eat shit mrplaow
[00:11:04] -!- bacterium has quit [Ping timeout: 272 seconds]
[00:09:07] <MrPlow> Okay, I'll tell them next time I see them.
[00:09:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> #tell cmn32480 bounce yo bot.