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[22:36:06] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - U.S. Steel and Aluminum Imports to Face New Tariffs - http://sylnt.us - so-now-our-cars-and-buildings-will-all-cost-more
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[21:07:01] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Haier Smartwatch Prototype Includes Tiny Projector - http://sylnt.us - still-waiting-for-holowatch
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[19:29:01] <pinchy> dang no more gun wine
[19:25:46] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google Shopping Cracks Down on Gun-Related Products... Such as BurGUNdy Wine - http://sylnt.us - under-the-gun-to-do-something
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[17:46:48] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Airbus and IBM Sending Watson-Powered Floating Robot Head to the ISS - http://sylnt.us - CIMON-says
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[16:15:41] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Samsung Preparing to Build Another Memory Fab Near Pyeongtaek for $27.8 Billion - http://sylnt.us - it-takes-money-to-make-money
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[15:22:11] <janrinok> brothers-in-hair!
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[15:20:55] <pinchy> its like the russian equivalent of trump hair
[15:20:44] <upstart> ^ 03File:Бабурин Сергей Николаевич (cropped).jpg - Wikipedia
[15:20:43] <pinchy> dat hair https://en.wikipedia.org
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[14:37:13] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - "All They Know is the Selfie": Selfies Increase Perceived Nose Size by 30% - http://sylnt.us - Jimmy-Durante-approved
[14:27:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> aight, i'm off running errands for the morning. new city license plate sticker, new fishing license, new TWRA lakes permit, etc...
[14:13:02] <Bender> karma - caffeine: 78
[14:13:02] <AndyTheAbsurd> caffeine++
[14:12:08] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 574
[14:12:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[14:12:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[14:11:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, don't change the options or it'll screw things up.
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[14:03:51] <chromas> For April 1 we could have best unicode glyph with options like 💩,🖕 and 🍕
[14:00:58] <chromas> Probably will ruin the votes though if they change while editing
[14:00:34] <chromas> ooh, I can edit
[14:00:08] <chromas> Dang, I forgot Impact
[13:59:55] <chromas> one whole vote
[13:59:47] <chromas> lol, I was just loading that
[13:59:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> comic sans is in the lead!
[13:59:10] * TheMightyBuzzard chuckles
[13:58:57] <chromas> alt-right! alt-right! alt-right! -- ari mcconaughey
[13:58:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> probably because jordan peterson is a hell of a lot smarter than ari.
[13:42:51] <pinchy> huh i wonder why ol aristarkus didnt get a story submitted on that mysoginist jordan peterson. that journal entry was so compelling
[13:33:10] <chromas> Did they find a trail of LEDs?
[12:55:58] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - GitHub Hit With Largest Ever DDoS: 1.35 Tbps - http://sylnt.us - quick-reaction
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[11:17:01] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Earth's Moon Could Have Formed From a Synestia Rather Than a Collision - http://sylnt.us - that's-no...synestia?
[09:45:54] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - World's Largest Plane is Designed to Lift Rockets Into the Stratosphere - http://sylnt.us
[09:03:13] <SoyGuest72855> pulling the battery didn't fix it, but unplugging the receiver dongle and replugging did
[09:01:59] <SoyGuest72855> cheap-arse noname brand
[08:42:45] <chromas> Logitech?
[08:30:29] <SoyGuest72855> it's continually sending mouse button 7 events, which is fucking up my media player, and my browser
[08:28:20] <SoyGuest72855> Fuck, my mouse is haunted.
[08:05:24] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - "3nm" Test Chip Taped Out by Imec and Cadence - http://sylnt.us - small-details
[07:46:57] <janrinok> exactly
[07:46:43] <bacteria> the center of happymass?
[07:46:41] <janrinok> good == no problems with the site, no problems at home, not too much to do today etc
[07:46:14] <bacteria> is it like one of them pop utilitarian goods?
[07:45:45] <bacteria> just hwat do you mean by "good"? yes, with double quotes and stuff.
[07:45:01] <janrinok> good with me - just starting my day
[07:44:46] <bacteria> how's thingies?
[07:44:38] * bacteria wraps a flagellum around janrinok
[07:44:02] * exec flatulantly QCs a painting of spam, eggs, sausage and spam for bacteria
[07:44:00] <janrinok> ~gday bacteria
[07:43:37] * janrinok notes that his fingers are not connected to his brain at present
[07:42:42] <SoyGuest72855> behind on work :(
[07:42:40] <bacteria> teh hwat?
[07:42:28] <janrinok> how'd things?
[07:42:21] * exec abrasively runs the Installshield Wizard to set up a rar archive of hot sauce for janrinok
[07:42:19] <SoyGuest72855> ~gday janrinok
[07:42:06] * exec skeptically fires a maildir of buttsecks at SoyGuest72855
[07:42:03] <SoyGuest72855> I love it.
[07:42:03] <janrinok> ~gday SoyGuest72855
[07:41:46] <bacteria> that's a nice city they say
[07:41:36] <exec> 10Tallinn, Harju County, Estonia - currently 17°F / -8°C, sunny, wind E at 11 mph, humidity 77% - Friday mostly sunny (4°F:20°F / -16°C:-7°C), Saturday mostly cloudy (7°F:20°F / -14°C:-7°C), Sunday mostly cloudy (10°F:20°F / -12°C:-7°C), Monday cloudy (11°F:22°F / -12°C:-6°C)
[07:41:34] <SoyGuest72855> ~weather Tallinn
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[06:26:11] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - WD Announces Client NVMe SSDs with In-House Controllers - http://sylnt.us - getting-controllers-under-control
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[04:57:21] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - President Putin Unveils New Nuclear Weapons - http://sylnt.us - duck-and-cover
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[04:10:00] <bacteria> mt
[04:09:57] <bacteria> no it's a superhero i just invented
[03:53:54] <Sulla> I do very like feeding clips into my m1a instead of swapping mags
[03:53:35] <Sulla> I can conceive a magazine with various clips inside
[03:46:31] <chromas> 30-clip magazines
[03:45:31] <Sulla> Ay least feinsein called it a magazine
[03:16:37] <Sulla> That seems very unweildy
[03:16:06] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Ofcom tells Broadband Firms: '30 Days to Sort your Speeds' - http://sylnt.us - put-it-in-gear
[03:01:17] <chromas> https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net
[02:39:52] <Sulla> Chromas: making edits to prod is most effecient, I hate having to make changes twice
[02:39:34] * chromas concurs
[02:39:17] <Sulla> Im still mad ms had to ruin ms paint
[02:37:34] <bacteria> omg ikr clippy ftw
[02:37:32] <chromas> hwat in the hell are you doin', Bobby?
[02:37:15] <chromas> or use mspaint to cut&paste images from the internet
[02:37:00] <bacteria> hwat were we talking about?
[02:36:53] <chromas> ooh, pluralized
[02:36:44] <bacteria> that's better :)
[02:36:37] bacterium is now known as bacteria
[02:36:29] <chromas> Have you seen modern webcomics? Just draw blobs or sticks :)
[02:36:18] <bacterium> ok, gotta split
[02:36:06] <bacterium> i could not draw myself out of a paper bag
[02:35:28] <chromas> Put up a comic website with a patreon account
[02:34:43] <bacterium> no, that's kind of the whole point, the element of surprise
[02:32:50] <chromas> Does he even know where he'll materialize?
[02:32:24] * chromas checks all plains of existence
[02:32:08] <chromas> Well that makes pointless checking for people behind the bushes before emitting an offensive joke
[02:32:04] <bacterium> the point is, no one has ever ever seen him yet, and it will be TOTALLY unexpected
[02:31:48] <bacterium> may be in teh bottom of the ocean, or inside a prison cell, or on the moon
[02:31:21] <bacterium> anyway, the basic premise of the matterman is that he can materialize at any moment anywhere
[02:30:58] <bacterium> i dunno, a bizzarre choice.... but hwatever
[02:23:12] <chromas> A material girl living in a material world
[02:22:59] <chromas> Does he get paired up with Madonna?
[02:22:31] <bacterium> with the super-power of materialization
[02:22:27] <bacterium> a being of pure matter
[02:22:17] <bacterium> matterman
[02:22:14] <bacterium> omg i just invented a new superhero
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[02:10:16] <fyngyrz> No rush. Never bored.
[02:09:44] <fyngyrz> I have the UI pretty well sussed, but what happens behind the UI is still perhaps a bit unclear. The Man said I needed more training, so, I do. :)
[01:57:02] <chromas> Don't read the labels. Just click is all and see what happens :)
[01:56:45] <chromas> Pro-tip: Best way to learn is to go onto prod and click all the things
[01:56:13] <fyngyrz> thank you
[01:56:11] <fyngyrz> I'm good, waiting for more training though
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[01:55:45] <Bytram> fyngyrz: btw, I noticed that chromas, our other new editor, was hanging out in #editorial -- just in case you wanted to chat, had any questions, etc.
[01:54:32] * exec unabashedly pukes a singularity of IOUs on fyngyrz
[01:54:30] <Bytram> ~gnight fyngyrz
[01:54:20] <Bytram> old church? kewel!
[01:53:14] <fyngyrz> see you later
[01:53:08] <Bytram> have a great night everyone!
[01:53:05] <fyngyrz> This is an old church. It's tall.
[01:53:01] <Bytram> I was about to take a break, but then noticed the time and decided it might be better just to sign off now... have a full day ahead of me tomorrow.
[01:52:48] <fyngyrz> Good luck. My gutters are over 20 feet in the air. :)
[01:50:19] * Bytram scrounges around for a bigger stick
[01:49:46] <fyngyrz> I can't even get the ice to fall off the gutters, pal
[01:45:44] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Over Years, Depression Changes the Brain, new Study Shows - http://sylnt.us - get-help-now
[01:45:37] * Bytram glances at sky... is still there... whew!
[01:34:13] * fyngyrz shakes fist
[01:33:53] * fyngyrz is VERY cranky
[01:33:39] * fyngyrz is old, cranky, and can't be bothered with changing platforms. Probably.
[01:32:41] * fyngyrz is deeply invested in apps and customers
[01:31:49] <fyngyrz> Near as I can tell, Apple's core tenet is "We don't give a shit"
[01:31:27] * Bytram has never owned an apple product, and only very rarely ever used one
[01:30:43] <fyngyrz> I used to be able to get tht kind of service out of the Macs... but with each new OS "upgrade", the reliability goes down pretty consistently
[01:29:34] <Bytram> noice! Very noice!
[01:28:13] <fyngyrz> I remember what that was. New servers. :)
[01:28:00] <fyngyrz> The backup will be similar
[01:27:46] <fyngyrz> 18:27:38 up 625 days, 9:17, 1 user, load average: 0.01, 0.04, 0.05
[01:27:31] * Bytram leans forward in anticipation
[01:27:23] <fyngyrz> lemme look
[01:27:19] <fyngyrz> My *nix servers... I can't even remember the last time I had to reboot them. They've never, ever done it to themselves.
[01:27:17] * Bytram ahem. 120+ day uptime, that is.
[01:26:48] * Bytram is looking at 120+ uptime on a windows box
[01:26:45] <fyngyrz> The machine is about 20-30% faster this way, but it isn't something they test for
[01:26:33] <Bytram> nod nod
[01:26:23] <fyngyrz> part of it is a choice I made - VM is off.
[01:26:10] <Bytram> not bad
[01:25:59] <fyngyrz> anyway, it'll run for about 15-20 days now before I have to do it again.
[01:25:12] <fyngyrz> Yeah, I don't start iTunes. Which is not to say it's not getting its hooks in there anyway, but still. Not something I ever fire up.
[01:24:36] <Bytram> then he'll... sing a new song?
[01:24:29] <fyngyrz> when it's wasting about 30 gigs of ram, I smack it in the teeth as a matter of self-preservation.
[01:24:24] <Bytram> "use it hard" != "hardly use it"
[01:24:21] <chromas> You just need to update your iTunes
[01:23:51] <fyngyrz> I use the OS pretty hard... its longevity under such use is limited
[01:23:29] <fyngyrz> you have no idea
[01:23:27] <Bytram> ?
[01:23:24] <Bytram> rotten to the, umm, 'core'
[01:23:13] <fyngyrz> Apple's problems are bad enough
[01:23:05] <Bytram> okay, bad joke. nvm!
[01:23:02] <fyngyrz> Apple
[01:23:00] <Bytram> would be one way to give you the [re]boot.
[01:22:32] * Bytram is so tempted to .kick fyngyrz ;)
[01:22:12] <fyngyrz> Was time for a reboot. :)
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[01:16:13] <upstart> ^ 03XE: Convert KRW/USD. Korea (South) Won to United States Dollar
[01:16:12] <MrPlow> http://www.xe.com - "KRW to USD currency converter. Get live exchange rates for Korea (South) Won to United States Dollar. Use XE's free calculator to convert foreign currencies and precious metals."
[01:16:12] <Bytram> #g south korea currency
[01:13:09] <upstart> ^ 03Jimmy Durante - Wikipedia
[01:13:09] <MrPlow> https://en.wikipedia.org - "James Francis Durante (February 10, 1893 – January 29, 1980) was an American singer, pianist, comedian, and actor. His distinctive clipped gravelly speech, New York accent, comic language-butchery, jazz-influenced songs, and prominent nose helped make him one of America's most familiar and popular personalities ..."
[01:13:08] <Bytram> #g jimmy durante
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[01:02:17] <Bytram> you got me!
[01:02:15] <Bytram> hee hee!
[01:01:59] <chromas> Knotts
[01:01:52] <Bytram> don? what's that?
[01:00:46] <chromas> Is that metric, imperial or don?
[00:53:13] <Bytram> ahhh actual speed I was looking for was in knots! 40 knots = ~46mph
[00:51:40] <Bytram> ;)
[00:51:32] <Bytram> it was going too fast and all that momentum took it past the cliff?
[00:51:30] <Sulla> Canada made me want more road regulations
[00:51:03] <Sulla> If its falling rocks then why does the next falling rocks area have a car in the wrong lane with a rock on it and no cliff mean?
[00:50:11] <Sulla> The hell does a sign with a cliff, a car next to it, and a red cross through the car mean?
[00:49:48] <Sulla> Their damn art student subsidy signs
[00:49:37] <Sulla> my only experience with canadians is the seven or so times I drove the alcan
[00:49:16] <Sulla> At more than 60mph
[00:49:14] <Bytram> nod nod
[00:49:08] <Bytram> lol
[00:49:07] <Sulla> F you canadians im not going to go around a moderaly sharp corner going with an 18k combined load
[00:49:03] <chromas> as they go by
[00:48:59] <chromas> And they say "sorey!"
[00:48:44] * Bytram hears they are very polite up there
[00:48:38] <Bytram> lemme guess... they smile while they do it?
[00:48:03] <Sulla> So what I learned about kph in canada is what on the alcan speeds dont matter and asshat canadians will pass you in an rv going 30 over the speed limit and give you the finger
[00:47:08] <Bytram> sure looks *very* close to 75 kph
[00:46:50] <Bytram> 74.029824 km.
[00:46:38] <Bytram> *approximately* -- it is... was looking for more precise
[00:46:27] <Sulla> So just under 30 mph?
[00:46:18] <Sulla> I think 100 kph is 60mph
[00:46:07] <Sulla> Pretty useless info
[00:43:56] <Bytram> lol
[00:43:50] <upstart> ^ 03Convert 46 Miles per Hour to Kilometers per Hour
[00:43:49] <MrPlow> https://www.calculateme.com - "What is 46 mph in km/h? How fast is 46 miles per hour? This page will convert 46 miles per hour to kilometers per hour."
[00:43:48] <Bytram> #g 46 mph as kph
[00:43:30] <upstart> ^ 03Convert 46 Miles per Hour to Kilometers per Hour
[00:43:29] <MrPlow> https://www.calculateme.com - "What is 46 mph in km/h? How fast is 46 miles per hour? This page will convert 46 miles per hour to kilometers per hour."
[00:43:28] <Bytram> #g convert 46 mph to kph
[00:40:12] <Sulla> Takyon: citation on my elves post
[00:39:42] <Sulla> http://i0.kym-cdn.com
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[00:16:38] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - 23,000 HTTPS Certs to be Axed in Next 24 Hours after Private Keys Leak - http://sylnt.us - Danger-Will-Robinson!-Danger!