#soylent | Logs for 2018-03-02
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[00:16:38] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - 23,000 HTTPS Certs to be Axed in Next 24 Hours after Private Keys Leak - http://sylnt.us - Danger-Will-Robinson!-Danger!
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[00:39:42] <Sulla> http://i0.kym-cdn.com
[00:40:12] <Sulla> Takyon: citation on my elves post
[00:43:28] <Bytram> #g convert 46 mph to kph
[00:43:29] <MrPlow> https://www.calculateme.com - "What is 46 mph in km/h? How fast is 46 miles per hour? This page will convert 46 miles per hour to kilometers per hour."
[00:43:30] <upstart> ^ 03Convert 46 Miles per Hour to Kilometers per Hour
[00:43:48] <Bytram> #g 46 mph as kph
[00:43:49] <MrPlow> https://www.calculateme.com - "What is 46 mph in km/h? How fast is 46 miles per hour? This page will convert 46 miles per hour to kilometers per hour."
[00:43:50] <upstart> ^ 03Convert 46 Miles per Hour to Kilometers per Hour
[00:43:56] <Bytram> lol
[00:46:07] <Sulla> Pretty useless info
[00:46:18] <Sulla> I think 100 kph is 60mph
[00:46:27] <Sulla> So just under 30 mph?
[00:46:38] <Bytram> *approximately* -- it is... was looking for more precise
[00:46:50] <Bytram> 74.029824 km.
[00:47:08] <Bytram> sure looks *very* close to 75 kph
[00:48:03] <Sulla> So what I learned about kph in canada is what on the alcan speeds dont matter and asshat canadians will pass you in an rv going 30 over the speed limit and give you the finger
[00:48:38] <Bytram> lemme guess... they smile while they do it?
[00:48:44] * Bytram hears they are very polite up there
[00:48:59] <chromas> And they say "sorey!"
[00:49:03] <chromas> as they go by
[00:49:07] <Sulla> F you canadians im not going to go around a moderaly sharp corner going with an 18k combined load
[00:49:08] <Bytram> lol
[00:49:14] <Bytram> nod nod
[00:49:16] <Sulla> At more than 60mph
[00:49:37] <Sulla> my only experience with canadians is the seven or so times I drove the alcan
[00:49:48] <Sulla> Their damn art student subsidy signs
[00:50:11] <Sulla> The hell does a sign with a cliff, a car next to it, and a red cross through the car mean?
[00:51:03] <Sulla> If its falling rocks then why does the next falling rocks area have a car in the wrong lane with a rock on it and no cliff mean?
[00:51:30] <Sulla> Canada made me want more road regulations
[00:51:32] <Bytram> it was going too fast and all that momentum took it past the cliff?
[00:51:40] <Bytram> ;)
[00:53:13] <Bytram> ahhh actual speed I was looking for was in knots! 40 knots = ~46mph
[01:00:46] <chromas> Is that metric, imperial or don?
[01:01:52] <Bytram> don? what's that?
[01:01:59] <chromas> Knotts
[01:02:15] <Bytram> hee hee!
[01:02:17] <Bytram> you got me!
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[01:13:08] <Bytram> #g jimmy durante
[01:13:09] <MrPlow> https://en.wikipedia.org - "James Francis Durante (February 10, 1893 – January 29, 1980) was an American singer, pianist, comedian, and actor. His distinctive clipped gravelly speech, New York accent, comic language-butchery, jazz-influenced songs, and prominent nose helped make him one of America's most familiar and popular personalities ..."
[01:13:09] <upstart> ^ 03Jimmy Durante - Wikipedia
[01:16:12] <Bytram> #g south korea currency
[01:16:12] <MrPlow> http://www.xe.com - "KRW to USD currency converter. Get live exchange rates for Korea (South) Won to United States Dollar. Use XE's free calculator to convert foreign currencies and precious metals."
[01:16:13] <upstart> ^ 03XE: Convert KRW/USD. Korea (South) Won to United States Dollar
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[01:22:12] <fyngyrz> Was time for a reboot. :)
[01:22:32] * Bytram is so tempted to .kick fyngyrz ;)
[01:23:00] <Bytram> would be one way to give you the [re]boot.
[01:23:02] <fyngyrz> Apple
[01:23:05] <Bytram> okay, bad joke. nvm!
[01:23:13] <fyngyrz> Apple's problems are bad enough
[01:23:24] <Bytram> rotten to the, umm, 'core'
[01:23:27] <Bytram> ?
[01:23:29] <fyngyrz> you have no idea
[01:23:51] <fyngyrz> I use the OS pretty hard... its longevity under such use is limited
[01:24:21] <chromas> You just need to update your iTunes
[01:24:24] <Bytram> "use it hard" != "hardly use it"
[01:24:29] <fyngyrz> when it's wasting about 30 gigs of ram, I smack it in the teeth as a matter of self-preservation.
[01:24:36] <Bytram> then he'll... sing a new song?
[01:25:12] <fyngyrz> Yeah, I don't start iTunes. Which is not to say it's not getting its hooks in there anyway, but still. Not something I ever fire up.
[01:25:59] <fyngyrz> anyway, it'll run for about 15-20 days now before I have to do it again.
[01:26:10] <Bytram> not bad
[01:26:23] <fyngyrz> part of it is a choice I made - VM is off.
[01:26:33] <Bytram> nod nod
[01:26:45] <fyngyrz> The machine is about 20-30% faster this way, but it isn't something they test for
[01:26:48] * Bytram is looking at 120+ uptime on a windows box
[01:27:17] * Bytram ahem. 120+ day uptime, that is.
[01:27:19] <fyngyrz> My *nix servers... I can't even remember the last time I had to reboot them. They've never, ever done it to themselves.
[01:27:23] <fyngyrz> lemme look
[01:27:31] * Bytram leans forward in anticipation
[01:27:46] <fyngyrz> 18:27:38 up 625 days, 9:17, 1 user, load average: 0.01, 0.04, 0.05
[01:28:00] <fyngyrz> The backup will be similar
[01:28:13] <fyngyrz> I remember what that was. New servers. :)
[01:29:34] <Bytram> noice! Very noice!
[01:30:43] <fyngyrz> I used to be able to get tht kind of service out of the Macs... but with each new OS "upgrade", the reliability goes down pretty consistently
[01:31:27] * Bytram has never owned an apple product, and only very rarely ever used one
[01:31:49] <fyngyrz> Near as I can tell, Apple's core tenet is "We don't give a shit"
[01:32:41] * fyngyrz is deeply invested in apps and customers
[01:33:39] * fyngyrz is old, cranky, and can't be bothered with changing platforms. Probably.
[01:33:53] * fyngyrz is VERY cranky
[01:34:13] * fyngyrz shakes fist
[01:45:37] * Bytram glances at sky... is still there... whew!
[01:45:44] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Over Years, Depression Changes the Brain, new Study Shows - http://sylnt.us - get-help-now
[01:49:46] <fyngyrz> I can't even get the ice to fall off the gutters, pal
[01:50:19] * Bytram scrounges around for a bigger stick
[01:52:48] <fyngyrz> Good luck. My gutters are over 20 feet in the air. :)
[01:53:01] <Bytram> I was about to take a break, but then noticed the time and decided it might be better just to sign off now... have a full day ahead of me tomorrow.
[01:53:05] <fyngyrz> This is an old church. It's tall.
[01:53:08] <Bytram> have a great night everyone!
[01:53:14] <fyngyrz> see you later
[01:54:20] <Bytram> old church? kewel!
[01:54:30] <Bytram> ~gnight fyngyrz
[01:54:32] * exec unabashedly pukes a singularity of IOUs on fyngyrz
[01:55:45] <Bytram> fyngyrz: btw, I noticed that chromas, our other new editor, was hanging out in #editorial -- just in case you wanted to chat, had any questions, etc.
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[01:56:11] <fyngyrz> I'm good, waiting for more training though
[01:56:13] <fyngyrz> thank you
[01:56:45] <chromas> Pro-tip: Best way to learn is to go onto prod and click all the things
[01:57:02] <chromas> Don't read the labels. Just click is all and see what happens :)
[02:09:44] <fyngyrz> I have the UI pretty well sussed, but what happens behind the UI is still perhaps a bit unclear. The Man said I needed more training, so, I do. :)
[02:10:16] <fyngyrz> No rush. Never bored.
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[02:22:14] <bacterium> omg i just invented a new superhero
[02:22:17] <bacterium> matterman
[02:22:27] <bacterium> a being of pure matter
[02:22:31] <bacterium> with the super-power of materialization
[02:22:59] <chromas> Does he get paired up with Madonna?
[02:23:12] <chromas> A material girl living in a material world
[02:30:58] <bacterium> i dunno, a bizzarre choice.... but hwatever
[02:31:21] <bacterium> anyway, the basic premise of the matterman is that he can materialize at any moment anywhere
[02:31:48] <bacterium> may be in teh bottom of the ocean, or inside a prison cell, or on the moon
[02:32:04] <bacterium> the point is, no one has ever ever seen him yet, and it will be TOTALLY unexpected
[02:32:08] <chromas> Well that makes pointless checking for people behind the bushes before emitting an offensive joke
[02:32:24] * chromas checks all plains of existence
[02:32:50] <chromas> Does he even know where he'll materialize?
[02:34:43] <bacterium> no, that's kind of the whole point, the element of surprise
[02:35:28] <chromas> Put up a comic website with a patreon account
[02:36:06] <bacterium> i could not draw myself out of a paper bag
[02:36:18] <bacterium> ok, gotta split
[02:36:29] <chromas> Have you seen modern webcomics? Just draw blobs or sticks :)
[02:36:37] bacterium is now known as bacteria
[02:36:44] <bacteria> that's better :)
[02:36:53] <chromas> ooh, pluralized
[02:37:00] <bacteria> hwat were we talking about?
[02:37:15] <chromas> or use mspaint to cut&paste images from the internet
[02:37:32] <chromas> hwat in the hell are you doin', Bobby?
[02:37:34] <bacteria> omg ikr clippy ftw
[02:39:17] <Sulla> Im still mad ms had to ruin ms paint
[02:39:34] * chromas concurs
[02:39:52] <Sulla> Chromas: making edits to prod is most effecient, I hate having to make changes twice
[03:01:17] <chromas> https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net
[03:16:06] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Ofcom tells Broadband Firms: '30 Days to Sort your Speeds' - http://sylnt.us - put-it-in-gear
[03:16:37] <Sulla> That seems very unweildy
[03:45:31] <Sulla> Ay least feinsein called it a magazine
[03:46:31] <chromas> 30-clip magazines
[03:53:35] <Sulla> I can conceive a magazine with various clips inside
[03:53:54] <Sulla> I do very like feeding clips into my m1a instead of swapping mags
[04:09:57] <bacteria> no it's a superhero i just invented
[04:10:00] <bacteria> mt
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[04:57:21] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - President Putin Unveils New Nuclear Weapons - http://sylnt.us - duck-and-cover
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[06:26:11] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - WD Announces Client NVMe SSDs with In-House Controllers - http://sylnt.us - getting-controllers-under-control
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[07:40:05] -!- mode/#soylent [+v janrinok] by Aphrodite
[07:41:34] <SoyGuest72855> ~weather Tallinn
[07:41:36] <exec> 10Tallinn, Harju County, Estonia - currently 17°F / -8°C, sunny, wind E at 11 mph, humidity 77% - Friday mostly sunny (4°F:20°F / -16°C:-7°C), Saturday mostly cloudy (7°F:20°F / -14°C:-7°C), Sunday mostly cloudy (10°F:20°F / -12°C:-7°C), Monday cloudy (11°F:22°F / -12°C:-6°C)
[07:41:46] <bacteria> that's a nice city they say
[07:42:03] <janrinok> ~gday SoyGuest72855
[07:42:03] <SoyGuest72855> I love it.
[07:42:06] * exec skeptically fires a maildir of buttsecks at SoyGuest72855
[07:42:19] <SoyGuest72855> ~gday janrinok
[07:42:21] * exec abrasively runs the Installshield Wizard to set up a rar archive of hot sauce for janrinok
[07:42:28] <janrinok> how'd things?
[07:42:40] <bacteria> teh hwat?
[07:42:42] <SoyGuest72855> behind on work :(
[07:43:37] * janrinok notes that his fingers are not connected to his brain at present
[07:44:00] <janrinok> ~gday bacteria
[07:44:02] * exec flatulantly QCs a painting of spam, eggs, sausage and spam for bacteria
[07:44:38] * bacteria wraps a flagellum around janrinok
[07:44:46] <bacteria> how's thingies?
[07:45:01] <janrinok> good with me - just starting my day
[07:45:45] <bacteria> just hwat do you mean by "good"? yes, with double quotes and stuff.
[07:46:14] <bacteria> is it like one of them pop utilitarian goods?
[07:46:41] <janrinok> good == no problems with the site, no problems at home, not too much to do today etc
[07:46:43] <bacteria> the center of happymass?
[07:46:57] <janrinok> exactly
[08:05:24] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - "3nm" Test Chip Taped Out by Imec and Cadence - http://sylnt.us - small-details
[08:28:20] <SoyGuest72855> Fuck, my mouse is haunted.
[08:30:29] <SoyGuest72855> it's continually sending mouse button 7 events, which is fucking up my media player, and my browser
[08:42:45] <chromas> Logitech?
[09:01:59] <SoyGuest72855> cheap-arse noname brand
[09:03:13] <SoyGuest72855> pulling the battery didn't fix it, but unplugging the receiver dongle and replugging did
[09:45:54] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - World's Largest Plane is Designed to Lift Rockets Into the Stratosphere - http://sylnt.us
[11:17:01] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Earth's Moon Could Have Formed From a Synestia Rather Than a Collision - http://sylnt.us - that's-no...synestia?
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[12:55:58] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - GitHub Hit With Largest Ever DDoS: 1.35 Tbps - http://sylnt.us - quick-reaction
[13:33:10] <chromas> Did they find a trail of LEDs?
[13:42:51] <pinchy> huh i wonder why ol aristarkus didnt get a story submitted on that mysoginist jordan peterson. that journal entry was so compelling
[13:58:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> probably because jordan peterson is a hell of a lot smarter than ari.
[13:58:57] <chromas> alt-right! alt-right! alt-right! -- ari mcconaughey
[13:59:10] * TheMightyBuzzard chuckles
[13:59:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> comic sans is in the lead!
[13:59:47] <chromas> lol, I was just loading that
[13:59:55] <chromas> one whole vote
[14:00:08] <chromas> Dang, I forgot Impact
[14:00:34] <chromas> ooh, I can edit
[14:00:58] <chromas> Probably will ruin the votes though if they change while editing
[14:03:51] <chromas> For April 1 we could have best unicode glyph with options like 💩,🖕 and 🍕
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[14:11:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, don't change the options or it'll screw things up.
[14:12:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[14:12:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[14:12:08] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 574
[14:13:02] <AndyTheAbsurd> caffeine++
[14:13:02] <Bender> karma - caffeine: 78
[14:27:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> aight, i'm off running errands for the morning. new city license plate sticker, new fishing license, new TWRA lakes permit, etc...
[14:37:13] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - "All They Know is the Selfie": Selfies Increase Perceived Nose Size by 30% - http://sylnt.us - Jimmy-Durante-approved
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[15:20:43] <pinchy> dat hair https://en.wikipedia.org
[15:20:44] <upstart> ^ 03File:Бабурин Сергей Николаевич (cropped).jpg - Wikipedia
[15:20:55] <pinchy> its like the russian equivalent of trump hair
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[15:22:11] <janrinok> brothers-in-hair!
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[16:15:41] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Samsung Preparing to Build Another Memory Fab Near Pyeongtaek for $27.8 Billion - http://sylnt.us - it-takes-money-to-make-money
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[17:46:48] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Airbus and IBM Sending Watson-Powered Floating Robot Head to the ISS - http://sylnt.us - CIMON-says
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[19:25:46] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google Shopping Cracks Down on Gun-Related Products... Such as BurGUNdy Wine - http://sylnt.us - under-the-gun-to-do-something
[19:29:01] <pinchy> dang no more gun wine
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[21:07:01] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Haier Smartwatch Prototype Includes Tiny Projector - http://sylnt.us - still-waiting-for-holowatch
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[22:36:06] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - U.S. Steel and Aluminum Imports to Face New Tariffs - http://sylnt.us - so-now-our-cars-and-buildings-will-all-cost-more
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