#Soylent | Logs for 2017-12-03
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[01:46:09] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Very Large Telescope's MUSE Instrument Studies the Hubble Ultra-Deep Field - http://sylnt.us - looking-deep-into-the-skies
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[02:56:47] <Bytram> time for me to hit the hay... hope everyone has a good night!
[03:37:31] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New NASA Instrument Aboard the ISS Will Analyze Microdebris That Strikes It - http://sylnt.us - microscope-for-microdebris
[03:39:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> #lmao https://soylentnews.org
[03:39:10] <exec> └─ 13World's First Electric Cargo Ship Will Be Used to Haul Coal: SoylentNews Submission
[03:40:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> tl;dr China to hippies: suck it
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[04:56:35] <exec> welcome n1: Montevideo, Montevideo Department, Uruguay, 19°C/67°F, 1:56 am GMT-3, Sunday, 3 December 2017
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[05:56:58] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Beer Distribution Game - http://sylnt.us - business-is-more-difficult-than-it-looks
[06:58:05] <chromas> uk_cookie_notices--
[06:58:05] <Bender> karma - uk_cookie_notices: -1
[06:58:50] * chromas proposes X-I-know-what-cookies-are,-feck-off-wit-dat
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[08:15:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Reason You Always Plug in USBs the Wrong Way, Revealed - http://sylnt.us - stand-on-your-head
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[09:47:23] <poutine> @hotdog https://deliverable.files.wordpress.com
[09:51:30] <poutine> @hotdog https://deliverable.files.wordpress.com
[09:51:40] <poutine> not my night
[09:51:41] <poutine> @hotdog https://deliverable.files.wordpress.com
[09:51:48] <DeepLearn> Conclusion (HOT DOG). Found 1 hot dogs and 2 not hotdogs. Annotation: https://s3.amazonaws.com
[09:53:03] <poutine> @hotdog http://www.seriouseats.com
[09:53:08] <DeepLearn> Conclusion (NOT HOT DOG). Found 0 hot dogs and 2 not hotdogs. Annotation: https://s3.amazonaws.com
[09:53:45] <poutine> World's first IRC bot that can determine hotdog or not hotdog
[10:03:46] <poutine> @faces https://desktopsummit.org
[10:04:14] <DeepLearn> Found 493 faces. Annotation: https://s3.amazonaws.com Extracted: https://s3.amazonaws.com
[10:06:00] <poutine> @vision https://i.redd.it
[10:06:24] <DeepLearn> Found 2 objects (dog, sofa), 4 faces. Annotation: https://s3.amazonaws.com
[10:06:25] <DeepLearn> Extracted Faces: https://s3.amazonaws.com
[10:06:25] <DeepLearn> (99.77% SFW/0.23% NSFW)
[10:06:25] <DeepLearn> Caption: a black and white dog sitting on a couch . (p=0.002925)
[10:35:21] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - War Criminal Drinks Poison at The Hague, Live Streamed to the World - http://sylnt.us - does-this-smell-like-almonds?
[10:58:38] <chromas> Noice. a poutine bot?
[10:58:41] <chromas> poutine++
[10:58:41] <Bender> karma - poutine: -415
[11:36:49] <FatPhil> "Found 0 hot dogs and 2 not hotdogs" is retarded. There's an infinitude of non-hotdogs in every freaking image.
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[11:45:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> FatPhil, untrue. There's a finite amount of space in the cone ahead of the camera before you hit the edge of the visible universe, much less the practical range of the camera. that means finite not hotdogs.
[11:50:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> now technically you could have hotdogs beyond the edge of the visible universe but then you'd have to explain how they got there ahead of all other visible matter. and the more i think about it the more i'd like to find out that everything beyond the current visible universe is optimally packed hotdogs. it would so fuck with cosmologists and physicists both, to say nothing of atheists.
[11:51:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> the gravity they produced could probably also explain dark energy
[11:52:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> wish my math skills were good enough to produce a hotdog shell model of the universe that fits dark energy observations.
[11:52:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh ya...
[11:52:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:52:41] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3788
[11:52:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> and...
[11:52:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[11:52:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[11:52:56] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 514
[12:56:04] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Wine Robots Are Rolling Into Europe’s Swankiest Vineyards - http://sylnt.us - vintners-will-whine
[13:59:15] <FatPhil> if you believe in a quantum universe, yes.
[13:59:53] <FatPhil> So there are certainly less than 2^10^80 non-hotdogs out there.
[14:00:13] <FatPhil> which is a *long* way from infinity
[14:01:16] <FatPhil> hadn't sobered up at 13:36, so brain was still fluffy.
[14:07:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> FatPhil, fair nuff. i had to go with the physics argument cause it's more 1337 than the "finite number of pixels" argument or the "hotdogs are opaque" argument.
[14:08:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[14:08:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[14:08:24] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 515
[14:08:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> back in 10
[14:15:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Open Yet Closed Is Not OK - http://sylnt.us - quantum-source-code?
[14:20:36] * TheMightyBuzzard weighs the relative merits of booting windows to play some morning vidya
[14:22:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> man, i'm kinda looking forward to Vampyr getting released Q1 of next year even if they do gay it up with a y instead of an i.
[15:13:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> aight, time to go get myself an amazon gift card at wal-mart (cause fuck banks, debit cards, and credit cards) and then go see if i might need to do a bit of fishing.
[15:13:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> later taters
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[15:55:32] <Sulla> How do you get youtube money, is it still a thing or all on patreon?
[16:22:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> Sulla, i think you have to register as a Democrat first. not sure beyond that.
[16:47:03] <Sulla> Dang
[16:47:10] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New York's Uptown Rats Are Genetically Distinct From Downtown Rats - http://sylnt.us - well-rats
[16:47:12] <Sulla> Oh well
[16:49:36] <Sulla> Watching some of this garbage to find something decent to watch to keep kids occupied while eating lunch.
[16:50:50] <Sulla> Realized these people are making money for doing nothing, as of yet I havent seen a redhead with big breasts playing with kids toys, realized I could probably make some of them sweet sweet ad money
[16:57:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> boobs do indeed sell
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[16:58:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> Kitten Lady certainly seems to make it work.
[16:58:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.youtube.com
[16:58:52] <upstart> ^ 03Kitten Lady - YouTube
[16:58:54] <exec> └─ 13Kitten Lady
[16:59:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> roomie's girl child likes watching her because KITTEHS! i like watching her because she's hot.
[17:00:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> bewbs++
[17:00:22] <Bender> karma - bewbs: 66
[17:01:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> 8008135++
[17:01:16] <Bender> karma - 8008135: 52
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[17:05:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[17:05:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[17:05:09] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 516
[17:11:19] <Sulla> Hm, I think im on to something here
[19:05:35] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Why a Generation in Japan Is Facing a Lonely Death - http://sylnt.us - explain-the-sound-of-one-hand
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[20:29:43] <mythterj> http://www.linuxjournal.com
[20:30:57] <upstart> ^ 03Linux Journal Ceases Publication | Linux Journal
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[21:26:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Ban Glitter - http://sylnt.us - impossible-tasks
[23:00:49] <poutine> @faces http://www.georgiancollege.ca
[23:01:04] <DeepLearn> Found 513 faces. Annotation: https://s3.amazonaws.com Extracted: https://s3.amazonaws.com
[23:37:09] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New Hybrid Plane Will Add Second Electric Engine As Battery Costs Drop - http://sylnt.us - regenerative-diving