#Soylent | Logs for 2017-10-15
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[00:00:11] <FatPhil> g/f apparently saw some. some from series 2, and all of series 3.
[00:02:05] <FatPhil> I think by the time you have characters talking about how amazing other characters are, your program has probably started to deflate.
[00:02:21] <FatPhil> Doctor Who, I'm looking at you...
[00:04:16] <FatPhil> I'm an early 70's child, so ST:TOS has ingrained itself into my psyche. I did give up on ST mid TNG first time round, more by accident of geography than actual desire.
[00:05:34] <FatPhil> really liked the rewatch we've been doing these last couple of years, and that's why we decided to continue with never-seen-before DS9
[00:07:56] <FatPhil> recommendations I got on this very channel have been very useful. (namely stick with DS9 through seasons 1&2, it'll pay rewards in season 3 onwards)
[00:10:58] <boru> B5 is less episodic; the story arc carries over all seasons, though doesn't really kick off until the end of the first season.
[00:11:03] <boru> I always go back to it.
[00:27:47] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Study Suggests Psilocybin "Resets" the Brains of Depressed People - http://sylnt.us - things-are-looking-up
[00:54:54] <Sulla> I was only a kid at the time, but SG was great until the last season
[02:16:20] <chromas> Bender: I thought we 'knew' that years ago
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[02:47:15] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Tesla Fires Hundreds of Employees - http://sylnt.us - where-there's-firing-there's-smoke?
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[09:56:29] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Layoffs Hit ABC as Rumors About the Network's Future Swirl - http://sylnt.us - impact-of-cord-cutting
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[11:29:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:29:00] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3698
[12:03:20] <FatPhil> Earl Grey Tea++
[12:16:27] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - PolitiFact Hacked to Mine Cryptocurrency Using Visitors' Web Browsers - http://sylnt.us - class-action-lawsuit
[13:04:20] <Bytram> coffee++
[13:04:20] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3699
[13:04:43] <Bytram> !uid
[13:04:43] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6747, owned by rain1
[13:18:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday Bytram
[13:18:06] * exec irresponsibly pesters a spoon of Scooby Snax with Bytram
[13:18:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday FatPhil
[13:18:09] * exec spontaneously refactors yo mama's asscrack of muchas grassy ass for FatPhil
[13:18:30] <Bytram> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[13:18:31] * exec inadequately derives a sidechain of TMB's epic blackberry pie from TheMightyBuzzard
[13:18:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> mmmmm
[13:18:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> i think we both won but i won more
[13:18:55] <Bytram> drats! I woulda got the pie if it weren't for those meddlesome kids!
[13:19:10] <Bytram> nod nod
[13:19:17] <Bytram> how ya doin this am?
[13:19:24] <Bytram> #weather TheMightyBuzzard
[13:19:24] <MrPlow> Today: Showers early, then cloudy in the afternoon. Thunder possible. High near 75F. Winds NW at 10 to 20 mph. Chance of rain 40%. Tomorrow: Sunny. High 67F. Winds NNE at 10 to 15 mph.
[13:19:33] <Bytram> not so good for fooshin
[13:19:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> bit of a headache but otherwise peachy keen
[13:19:57] <Bytram> barometer is dropping pretty steady here, so old aches and pains are reminding me of their presence
[13:20:06] <Bytram> bp back to good?
[13:20:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> stuck in RMA with a belgian company hell on the project so i think i may start soylent coding again tomorrow.
[13:20:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, not gonna be till i start getting in better shape either.
[13:20:38] <Bytram> urg... that's the counter thingy?
[13:20:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> meds got it under control though
[13:20:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar
[13:21:10] <Bytram> oh goody!
[13:21:25] <Bytram> and... oh. blerg. good luck with that
[13:21:48] <Bytram> if that's how they treat a single order, wonder how they would react if'n you'd bought a hundred of 'em?
[13:22:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> think ima start out with unicode-normalizing for filtering purposes then fix up on the api
[13:22:22] * TheMightyBuzzard shurgs
[13:23:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> if they make it right i chalk it up to a bad bit of hardware and go on with things. if not the project gets scrapped.
[13:49:51] <Bytram> or, find another supplier?
[13:50:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> are no other suppliers. i'd have to find another product entirely.
[13:52:43] <Bytram> yup. sorry. that's what I meant, but got my mords wixed up
[13:53:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[13:53:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[13:53:33] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 486
[13:53:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> neat
[13:55:41] <Bytram> agreed. /me thinks back to upgrading from a 286 @ 12MHz to a 486 @ 33MHz (IIRC) -- that machine was *screaming* fast!
[13:56:44] <Bytram> my 286 had a 40MB hard disk (half-height, 5 1/4") ... and now WD announces a 40TB hard disk... that's a *million* times the capacity.
[13:57:21] * Bytram tries to imagine a pile of those drives that is 100 drives each in width, depth, and height... shudders.
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[14:03:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday jasassin
[14:03:57] * exec slowly snatches an F cup of alternative facts from jasassin
[14:04:57] <jasassin> hey man
[14:05:17] <jasassin> you tmb i smoke too much
[14:05:43] <jasassin> and i know this now because i have a broken rib, and damn doesn't it hurt when i cough
[14:05:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> suck
[14:06:09] <jasassin> you were saying something about blowing your back out... mine is fucked. i hope yours gets better. bad back is the shittiest deal man
[14:06:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> and now i'm hungry for ribs.
[14:06:26] <jasassin> damn, thats kinda fucked up man
[14:06:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> not my fault they're so tasty
[14:06:52] <jasassin> who doesn't like ribs sheesh
[14:07:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> but yeah, back's all better. just a pulled muscle what's since healed.
[14:07:30] <jasassin> they got this ad on tv now for these two new kfc honey mustard and hot whatevers?
[14:07:38] <jasassin> i think they both look gross
[14:08:07] <jasassin> i wish my back would get better, but i heard a huge pop man
[14:08:12] <jasassin> its never gonna heal
[14:08:18] <jasassin> this was over a year ago
[14:08:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> wouldn't know. i don't watch broadcast/cable/satellite tv and i got an adblocker on my browser.
[14:08:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> man, you should get it looked at.
[14:08:50] <jasassin> dood i can't afford obamacare
[14:08:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> i avoid doctors like the plague but if i got the actual plague i go anyway.
[14:08:51] <jasassin> wtf?
[14:09:32] <jasassin> ok heres a story for you
[14:09:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> man, the biggest part of obamacare was stealing from the middle class to give po people free healthcare.
[14:09:48] <jasassin> i dont know what to make of it man
[14:09:50] <jasassin> i really dont
[14:09:54] <jasassin> the whole thing is so fucked up
[14:10:11] <jasassin> but i went into the hospital because something was fucked
[14:10:15] <jasassin> i dont even remember what
[14:10:22] <jasassin> and i was reffered by a free clinic
[14:10:36] <jasassin> and i go in and the lady at the counter i got my appointment and shit she asks if i have any insurance
[14:11:01] <jasassin> and i just saw a black lady from pop pop click land with an insurance card can't even speak english in front of me pay 10 bucks
[14:11:17] <jasassin> and i say i dont have any insurance and she says ok that'll be 100 dollars
[14:11:21] <jasassin> and i said 100 dollars?!?!?!??!!
[14:11:25] <jasassin> 100 dollars for what?
[14:11:36] <jasassin> nobody said ANYTHING about 100 dollars (ash quote)
[14:11:50] <jasassin> and she says ok you can go this time but remember next time
[14:11:54] <jasassin> im thinking what the fuck?
[14:12:25] <jasassin> what this bitch gonna pocket my tree fitty?
[14:13:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> dude, das a job. supposed to be a well paying job cause you got a hell of a lot of learning in your head. TANSTAAFL and all that.
[14:14:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> they can't coast not getting paid any more than you can
[14:14:19] <jasassin> huh
[14:14:21] <jasassin> yeah right
[14:14:34] <jasassin> you are so full of shit man
[14:14:39] <jasassin> dont blame it on me
[14:14:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> everybody got bills, man.
[14:14:50] <jasassin> yeah, but cmon man
[14:14:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> i ain't. i'm sayin ain't nothin free.
[14:15:08] <jasassin> well i disagree because you can't get blood from a stone
[14:15:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> ?
[14:15:44] <jasassin> i had to have the fucking knee surgery and im... let's say im living a life where i have no income but existing
[14:16:17] <jasassin> and i wrote a letter to the irs and sent that to the hospital and the sent me a letter back saying the wrote off all the charges it was over 13,000 for the knee surgery
[14:16:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> you're wantin folks to go to lots of school and work insane hours. that's reasonable cause there's folks willing to do so.
[14:16:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> they ain't gonna do it for free though.
[14:16:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> not all the time anyway
[14:17:14] <jasassin> so it's reasonable to let someone sit on the sidewalk with a blown out knee just drive by and piss all over them tmb
[14:17:16] <jasassin> might as well
[14:18:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> more reasonable than sayin "hey, random guy, pay for his shit cause it looks like you can"
[14:19:06] <jasassin> ok
[14:19:08] <jasassin> how about this
[14:19:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> there ain't an easy answer there, cause both simple ways of looking at it suck.
[14:19:50] <jasassin> we go futurama style and let our tax money go to creating some suicide booths? so sad sacks of shit like me can get it over with instantly and painlessly (but it doesn't cost a quarter)
[14:21:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> nope. taxes is stealin. talk churches into runnin free ones.
[14:21:27] <jasassin> makes no sense
[14:21:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> does so. one's voluntary, one's not.
[14:21:49] <jasassin> taxes is stealing, but like you said you wanna drive down the road you pay for it
[14:21:59] <jasassin> exactly
[14:22:09] <jasassin> nobody volunteers to fall down and get hurt
[14:22:18] <jasassin> but it happens
[14:22:37] <jasassin> and if they dont have money why shouldn't the people that can help them, help them?
[14:22:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, but it ain't random joe's fault cause he didn't trip yas.
[14:23:20] <jasassin> ok
[14:23:24] <jasassin> i understand
[14:23:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> charity's a wonderful thing but theft ain't
[14:23:36] <jasassin> so lets go crazy here
[14:23:38] <jasassin> you are god
[14:23:45] <jasassin> what would you change if anything?
[14:23:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> if taxation were voluntary, i'd have no beef with em.
[14:24:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... i'd probably make fish less picky about what they'll bite.
[14:24:55] <jasassin> fag
[14:25:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's a pain in the ass trying to figure out what lure to use.
[14:25:50] <jasassin> i saw a twilight zone episode of what you are talking about man
[14:26:02] <jasassin> you ever watch twilight zone that old black and white show?
[14:26:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> then i'd wipe the entire universe cept for me and a good fishing hole. it's a piece of shit that nobody should have to suffer through.
[14:26:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah. i dug the one with shatner on the plane.
[14:27:03] <jasassin> there's a gambler that (doesn't know he's dead) dies and he's in the casino and he always wins ALWAYS. and pretty soon he freaks out and ays i didn't think heaving would be like this
[14:27:13] <jasassin> and the guy says who ever said this was heaven?
[14:27:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, yeah, watched that last year.
[14:27:43] <jasassin> so if you kept catchin them huge fish as soon as you threw your hook in
[14:27:49] <jasassin> you'd start freaking out eventually
[14:28:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh i don't want every day to be huge fish day. i'd like to have something on a hook worth eating every day though.
[14:28:13] <jasassin> it wouldn't be any fun anymore
[14:28:15] <jasassin> no thriss
[14:28:17] <jasassin> thrill
[14:29:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> some days ya just spend all day out there and end up with nothing but a tan though.
[14:29:17] <jasassin> farmer tan
[14:29:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar
[14:29:42] * jasassin laughs
[14:30:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> i need a pirate flag for my fishin boat
[14:30:08] <jasassin> tobacco++
[14:30:08] <Bender> karma - tobacco: 3
[14:30:21] <jasassin> omfg
[14:30:24] <jasassin> hahhahaha
[14:30:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine's at 486 right now
[14:30:43] <jasassin> i can just imagine you on a little fishing boat with a jolly roger waiting in the wind
[14:30:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya. it'd be sweet.
[14:31:23] <jasassin> i'd have something like thepirateybay caseete tape thing or something definitely black and white or some skull and crossbones
[14:32:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> we did a homemade boat race across a city lake once for all the different business divisions of my tribe. ours was an innertube with some plywood on top but we had the jolly roger flying on it.
[14:32:16] <jasassin> mount one of those mini cannons on the side of your boat in case the fish is too much to handle
[14:33:45] <jasassin> hahahhahahahaha
[14:34:02] <jasassin> FUCKING INTERTUBE WITH PLYWOOD WITH A JOLLY ROGER! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
[14:34:07] <jasassin> hahahahahhahahahahahhahaha
[14:34:17] <jasassin> OH SHIT
[14:34:19] <jasassin> HHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
[14:34:23] <jasassin> im cheesing out
[14:35:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'what happens when you let a bunch of nerds who don't give a shit about winning play.
[14:35:19] <jasassin> i can't handle it
[14:35:25] <jasassin> im still laughing and i got a broken rib
[14:35:26] <jasassin> this sucks
[14:36:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> well it's bad manners to beat the tribal governor's boat too.
[14:36:47] <jasassin> so i take it your plytube didn't win?
[14:37:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah. governor got a long log of styrofoam and carved seats in it.
[14:37:30] <jasassin> wtf
[14:37:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> worked good as hell
[14:37:59] <jasassin> alright i was gonna say next time tell the story and let the plytube win, but this styrofoam shit is even better
[14:38:11] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Internet Researchers Harness the Power of Algorithms to Find Hate Speech - http://sylnt.us - don't-trigger-the-AI
[14:38:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> much easier than getting all fancy with the design and using aluminum or wood.
[14:38:48] <jasassin> hahahahahha
[14:39:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> plus easier to get into the lake cause it don't weigh shit
[14:39:30] <jasassin> i can imagine it! a styrofoam boat with wifi, and blootooth stereo... heated seats
[14:40:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> well it only had to last a couple hundred yards worth of lake time. no need for it to be fancy.
[14:40:46] <jasassin> i prefer the plytube
[14:40:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya. it had more style.
[14:41:03] <jasassin> espeically with the jolly roger
[14:41:07] <jasassin> that is fucking hillarious
[14:41:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> i knew we was gonna lose soon as he showed up with what was basically a canoe though.
[14:42:28] <jasassin> hahhaha
[14:43:07] <jasassin> dood
[14:43:15] <jasassin> that's fuckin funny man ohhhhhh man
[14:43:20] <jasassin> i haven't laughed this hard in a long time
[14:43:44] <jasassin> how many people where on that plytube?
[14:46:22] <jasassin> man i wish i had video of the whole thing
[14:46:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> four i think
[14:46:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> it was a bigass inner tube
[14:47:00] <jasassin> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[14:47:06] <jasassin> OMFG
[14:47:10] <jasassin> if you said two
[14:47:12] <jasassin> i was gonna laugh
[14:47:15] <jasassin> if you said four
[14:47:18] <jasassin> hahahahhahahahahahahahhahahah
[14:47:21] * jasassin cackles
[14:47:25] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: FYI Talos is getting triggered
[14:47:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya. caps.
[14:47:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> i need to tweak him some but i don't have the time or desire.
[14:48:50] <Bytram> hmm...
[14:48:54] <jasassin> huh
[14:49:00] <jasassin> whats the point then?
[14:49:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> of talos? he's sposed to be an anti-spammer bot.
[14:49:37] <jasassin> yeah i understand but if you dont care, why bother?
[14:50:08] <Bytram> gathering data to check the algos
[14:50:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh i care. i just don't _currently_ have sufficient time or give-a-shit to monkey with him.
[14:50:28] <jasassin> i understand
[14:50:33] <jasassin> its more of a give-a-shit thing
[14:50:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> today cause it's a weekend and i only do weekends in emergencies.
[14:51:08] <jasassin> you ever watch golf tmb?
[14:51:08] <Bytram> in this case, here, there was a long delay between 'join' and 'all caps', so that could be a counter to otherwise doing a kline on the offender
[14:51:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> tomorrow cause i have a hell of a lot of other, more important sn shat to do.
[14:51:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> jasassin, does watching Tin Cup or Happy Gilmore count?
[14:51:45] <jasassin> yes
[14:51:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, thas what i was thinking. yeah.
[14:51:55] <jasassin> especially happy gilmore
[14:52:03] <Bytram> nod nod
[14:52:07] <jasassin> especially the bob barker fight
[14:52:20] <jasassin> fuck i think bob barkers dead now
[14:52:38] <Bytram> ~g bob barker
[14:52:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> knew a guy who was on the golf team for his highschool. was in first place on the last hole of the state championships and happy gilmore'd the fuck out of it.
[14:52:41] <exec> [google] https://en.wikipedia.org
[14:53:12] <jasassin> dood
[14:53:15] <jasassin> he's still alive
[14:53:21] <Bytram> looks like he's still alive (born dec 12, 1923) age: 93
[14:53:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> ended up getting second place. which is fine cause it was another guy from his school who got first.
[14:53:30] <jasassin> holy shit!
[14:53:54] <jasassin> bob barkers golf team?
[14:53:57] <jasassin> im confused
[14:55:09] <jasassin> ohhhh ok
[14:55:11] <jasassin> i get it
[14:55:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> well, yall have fun. i'm gonna go have a cigarette then haul some wood over here for the smoker.
[14:55:47] <jasassin> ribs?
[14:55:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> got like two truckloads to move.
[14:56:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, just stocking up.
[14:56:02] * Bytram gives TheMightyBuzzard a ribbing
[14:56:46] <jasassin> dont break his ribs man
[14:56:48] <jasassin> this shit hurts
[14:57:00] <Bytram> my dad cracked a rib once
[14:57:07] <Bytram> doc said there's nothing he could do to help
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[14:57:22] <Bytram> next day, my dad told his coworkers what was up
[14:57:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'd have a bone to pick with the doc about that
[14:57:33] <Sulla> Is there a way to get a list of all of your posts?
[14:57:54] <Bytram> throughout the day they'd say "Hey! Think quick!" and start to throw a large wrench or similar to him.
[14:57:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> Sulla, check your info page.
[14:57:59] <Sulla> I made a particularly well cited post listing deaths of hitler vs stalin and mao and really need it
[14:58:06] <Sulla> But was months ago
[14:58:17] <jasassin> jesus dood, he's working with a buncha dicks!
[14:58:20] <Bytram> he'd react as one would expect, suddenly cringing in light of the imminent impact
[14:58:50] <Bytram> they would NOT through the item, but instead keel over laughing at his pained reaction at his ribs getting yanked
[14:58:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> Sulla, barring that, bytram could search the db if you sweet talked him
[14:58:59] <Bytram> he came home very NOT pleased
[14:59:05] <Bytram> amazing thing?
[14:59:14] <Bytram> next day... he had no pain at all!
[14:59:24] <jasassin> did he kick their ass?
[14:59:24] <Bytram> somehow, all that activity somehow wrenched things back intoplace
[14:59:26] <jasassin> i would have
[14:59:37] <Bytram> so, it all worked out for him.
[14:59:39] * TheMightyBuzzard heads out
[14:59:44] <jasassin> i'd be throwing wrenches left and right
[14:59:45] <Bytram> ~gnight TheMightyBuzzard
[14:59:47] * exec homogeneously cropdusts a wallet of pits over TheMightyBuzzard
[15:00:35] <jasassin> man
[15:01:08] <jasassin> i can just imagine that Bytram the tensing of the muscles totally makes the broke ribs ARGH!
[15:01:16] <Sulla> Interesting convo happened while I was gone. Is there a tldr or do I need to go read log?
[15:01:17] <Bytram> zactly
[15:02:05] <jasassin> i feel sorry for him, man he probably shouldn't have even said anything about it
[15:02:07] <jasassin> but then again
[15:02:30] <jasassin> you said it worked out for him the next day. who knows it might have been broke for a month and not healed compeletely forever
[15:02:32] <jasassin> huh
[15:04:25] <Bytram> yup, anecdote != data
[15:04:51] * jasassin disagrees
[15:05:12] <Bytram> post hoc ergo propter hoc
[15:05:19] <Bytram> ~g post hoc ergo propter hoc
[15:05:21] <exec> [google] https://en.wikipedia.org
[15:05:35] * Bytram is amazed he got the spelling coreect
[15:06:08] <jasassin> i'll look at it
[15:06:15] <jasassin> but i've got an idea already why its wrong
[15:06:19] <Bytram> kewel
[15:06:23] <Bytram> s/its/it's/
[15:06:23] <upstart> <Bytram> kewel
[15:06:31] <Bytram> jasassin: s/its/it's/
[15:06:31] <upstart> <jasassin> but i've got an idea already why it's wrong
[15:06:33] <exec> <Bytram> <jasassin> but i've got an idea already why it's wrong
[15:06:37] <Bytram> lol
[15:06:52] <jasassin> u r faggit
[15:07:21] <jasassin> oh man heres one for you Bytram
[15:07:27] <Bytram> ~blame
[15:07:28] * exec points at Bytram
[15:07:37] <Bytram> kinit
[15:07:42] <jasassin> i thought i was gonna be a wise guy, and i looked at the fite point page
[15:07:49] <jasassin> and i saw someone got you down to 6
[15:07:59] <jasassin> and hopped on and tried to kill you and the fucking respawn
[15:08:03] <jasassin> and i got powned
[15:08:04] <Bytram> that was... *me*
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[15:08:56] <jasassin> i was fed bogus intel
[15:10:04] <jasassin> it might have been the man with one arm... but it definitely looked like you
[15:11:49] <jasassin> and just for the record Bytram post hoc ergo propter hoc is getting really really really fucking old
[15:12:13] <jasassin> i understand it serves a purpose but always theres some douchebag that brings it up
[15:12:28] <Bytram> there ARE times when it IS apropos
[15:12:37] <jasassin> yes
[15:12:44] <jasassin> but don't overdo it
[15:13:03] <Bytram> I avoid cliche's like the plague
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[15:13:12] <jasassin> well thats pretty fuckin cliche man
[15:13:15] <jasassin> just sayin
[15:13:19] <jasassin> hey do whatever you want
[15:13:20] <Bytram> lol
[15:13:27] <Bytram> that was the point. =)
[15:13:49] <Bytram> I paid far more attention to my English studies than I realized...
[15:14:00] <jasassin> bah
[15:14:46] <Bytram> that, and a career of reading over specifications and docs to locate potential misunderstandings so as to prevent bugs... I have a well-honed eye to others, and my, potential for abuse of idioms, cliche's, and the like
[15:14:55] <Bytram> ElementsOfStyle++
[15:14:55] <Bender> karma - elementsofstyle: 1
[15:15:33] <jasassin> you sound like my godforsaken evil typing teacher in 8th grade
[15:15:52] <jasassin> omfg
[15:16:03] <jasassin> we had to learn all the style
[15:16:13] <jasassin> style how to form a letter all the proper ways to space things
[15:16:29] <jasassin> all that shit flew out the window and it's all block style with paragraphs and everything in typing that she was teaching is history
[15:16:32] * Bytram was never able to take a typing course... no time in my schedule for it. :(
[15:16:33] <jasassin> anchient history
[15:16:43] <jasassin> what you can't touchetype?
[15:16:45] <Bytram> nod nod
[15:16:49] <jasassin> you can teach that to yourself in two seconds
[15:16:50] <Bytram> yes, self-taught.
[15:16:58] <jasassin> asdf
[15:17:00] <jasassin> ;lkj
[15:17:06] * Bytram must be slow... took me about 3 seconds
[15:17:18] <Bytram> #!/bin/bash
[15:17:18] <jasassin> i worked with a guy that couldn't do it
[15:17:40] <Bytram> sad
[15:17:48] <jasassin> #!/tmp/chmoddedrootshell
[15:18:01] <Bytram> ROFL!
[15:20:41] * Bytram is *tired*
[15:21:10] * jasassin starts to do hypnotism on Bytram
[15:21:21] <jasassin> your eyelids are feeling heavy
[15:21:34] * Bytram pays close attentio....
[15:21:36] <jasassin> as you listen to my words
[15:21:42] <jasassin> you feel more and more tired
[15:22:07] <jasassin> you feel yourself becoming deeper and deeper sleepier and sleepier
[15:22:31] <jasassin> your eyelids are so heavy you can't keep them open so they are closed now
[15:22:41] <jasassin> you find yourself at complete calm
[15:23:06] <jasassin> BLKAHAKLTHKAKLRHKRH (the scary witch fromt that viral video appears and screams at you)
[15:23:17] * Bytram can't see you any more with his eyes closed
[15:23:58] <jasassin> dood she's supposed to appear in your state of hypnosis you asshole
[15:24:00] <jasassin> you blew it
[15:24:34] <jasassin> shit
[15:24:49] <jasassin> when i snap my fingers you will open your eyes and feel refreshed
[15:25:01] <jasassin> you will feel nothing but peace and calm
[15:25:05] * jasassin snaps his fingers
[15:25:10] * Bytram wonders what jasassin is typing as I am touchtyping this with my eyes closed
[15:25:38] <jasassin> this internet hypnosis doesn't work very well
[15:25:55] <jasassin> gonna have to get a relative over there to get him out of it
[15:26:02] * Bytram opens his eyes feeling momentarily relaxed and rested
[15:26:17] * Bytram reads scroolback
[15:26:20] <Bytram> Eeeek!
[15:26:23] <Bytram> ;)
[15:27:00] * jasassin laughs his ass off
[15:27:16] <Bytram> but, seriously, should really get cleaned up and run some errands... my cupboard is looking rather bare atm
[15:27:34] <jasassin> yeah i gotta bail
[15:27:37] <jasassin> take it easy man
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[15:27:40] <Bytram> nice chatting with ya, hope things get better with your ribs, too.
[15:27:45] <Bytram> laters
[15:46:10] <Sulla> Buying a home. How much over the listed price are the realators cut, inspections/fees? Any ideas
[15:46:34] <Sulla> Im going to go through the realtor selling the house to avoid the double cut
[15:59:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> Sulla, realtors get a percent of what the house sells for. it's not added on to the agreed upon price. there are a whole bloody lot of extra fees from every direction though.
[15:59:27] * TheMightyBuzzard steps back out
[16:51:19] * chromas takes a cut of the fees; a fee fee
[16:56:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Improvised Explosive Device Is Found in Asheville, North Carolina Airport - http://sylnt.us
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[17:57:31] <Bytram> Sulla: beware of going through the seller's agent as their responsibility is in looking out for the best interests of the *seller* -- not you. Take a look into getting a buyer's agent, if that is available in your agent.
[17:57:48] <Bytram> *in your area.
[17:57:55] <Bytram> break time
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[19:16:35] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - HPC Chips Abound - http://sylnt.us - watch-for-bugs-at-the-chip-buffet
[19:17:31] <FatPhil> 46.7% turnout in Ida-viru!?!?
[19:17:42] <FatPhil> ooops, wrong window
[19:19:41] * chromas writes this down in case it's your password
[19:20:52] <boru> Ghost first, record later.
[19:57:04] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Judge Approves Narrowed Warrant for Records at Anti-Trump Protest Site - http://sylnt.us - who-wants-a-fat-warrant?
[21:01:57] -!- alexbst [alexbst!~lysander@thmnovybb.internationalconspiracy.org] has joined #Soylent
[21:01:59] <exec> welcome alexbst: London, UK, 15°C/59°F, 10:01 pm GMT+1, Sunday, 15 October 2017
[21:25:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Dutch Data Protection Authority Criticizes Windows Telemetry - http://sylnt.us - I'm-shocked
[21:45:04] <chromas> http://comicneue.com
[21:45:05] <upstart> ^ 03Get Comic Neue
[22:03:00] <FatPhil> nothing so exciting as a password, merely a comment about local election turnouts.
[22:04:15] <FatPhil> It's nice to see the "none of the big parties are any use at all vote" is the largest vote (apart from "stay at home"). Unfortunately they're distributed so thinly and evenly that almost none of them will have any influence.
[23:36:00] * Bytram heads to his kitchen to see if he can scrounge up something to eat
[23:37:31] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Extreme Methane Rainstorms Appear to Have a Key Role in Shaping Titan's Icy Surface - http://sylnt.us - liquid-methane-mudslides