#Soylent | Logs for 2017-04-24

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[00:26:27] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - LinkedIn Apologizes for Attempted Privacy Breach - http://sylnt.us - we're-sorry-we-got-caught
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[02:17:14] <paulej72> Moof
[02:17:24] <paulej72> Qood
[02:28:00] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Tarantula Wolf Spiders and Desert Ants use Analogous Mechanism to Perceive Distances - http://sylnt.us - the-eyes-have-it
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[02:37:24] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v nick] by Aphrodite
[02:37:26] <exec> welcome nick: Montevideo, Montevideo Department, Uruguay, 17°C/62°F, 11:37 pm GMT-3, Sunday, 23 April 2017
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[04:25:58] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Here's a Plan to Send a Spacecraft to Venus, and Make It Last - http://sylnt.us - power-to-the-lander
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[06:17:24] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Terror Attack on German BVB Soccer Club: Financial Crime - http://sylnt.us - capitalism-religion
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[07:47:08] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Users Will Only be Able to View Patents via HTTP; HTTPS will no Longer Work - http://sylnt.us - one-step-forward,-two-steps-back
[09:28:27] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - UK NCA: Hacking Ensnaring Teenagers into Crime - http://sylnt.us - gateway-drug-er-tools
[10:13:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[10:13:31] * exec unnecessarily instantiates an .msi package of windows vista for cmn32480
[10:13:40] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[10:13:42] * exec covertly deletes a teaspoon of pencil shavings from TheMightyBuzzard
[10:14:08] * TheMightyBuzzard wins
[10:47:24] <cmn32480> coffee++
[10:47:24] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3375
[10:50:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> fuck yes
[10:50:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:50:48] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3376
[10:51:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> god damn but that having +s in nicks is turning out to be a pain in the ass. there are dozens of places i need to add a filtering sub now
[10:52:42] <chromas> What about *s and /s?
[10:52:49] <chromas> Can I have a regex for a nick?
[10:55:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> sure. luck logging in after i change it in the db though =P
[10:56:35] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Power Struggle at Huntsman Cancer Institute in Utah - http://sylnt.us - follow-the-money?
[10:58:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday Bytram
[10:58:18] * exec cromulently impales a big floppy donkey dick of toilet water on Bytram
[10:58:30] <Bytram> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[10:58:32] * exec casually heaps a raid 1 volume of coffee beans on TheMightyBuzzard
[10:58:36] <Bytram> ~gday cmn32480
[10:58:38] * exec historically integrates a tray of source code with cmn32480
[10:58:41] <Bytram> ~gday chromas
[10:58:43] * exec brazenly violates a socket of humbuggery with chromas
[10:59:02] <chromas> ~g'day Bytram
[10:59:04] * exec crutchyly liberates the last slice of stale crackers from Bytram
[10:59:05] <chromas> ~g'day TheMightyBuzzard
[10:59:07] <chromas> ~g'day cmn32480
[10:59:07] * exec theoretically separates some cream of iced tea from TheMightyBuzzard
[10:59:09] * exec covertly pukes a spool of awk scripts on cmn32480
[10:59:32] <boru> Delicious awk scripts.
[10:59:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday chromas
[10:59:51] * exec cromulently cyberbullies a pair of used panties full of popplers at chromas
[10:59:55] <chromas> But they're regurgitated
[11:00:06] <boru> Covertly, though. You'd never know!
[11:00:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> they always are. such is the nature of awk.
[11:00:09] <chromas> it's like spranklin' with parmesan cheese
[11:00:34] <boru> I write every awk script anew.
[11:00:45] <boru> awk++
[11:00:46] <Bender> karma - awk: 4
[11:00:46] * TheMightyBuzzard uses perl to write an awk script then filters it with sed
[11:00:53] * boru chuckles.
[11:01:21] <boru> You should have your perl script generate IR, and output the equivalent in your desired language.
[11:02:09] <Bytram> awk++ Indeed!
[11:02:09] <Bender> karma - awk: 5
[11:02:25] <Bytram> most definitely an underrated tool
[11:02:32] <boru> Quite.
[11:02:36] <cmn32480> ~gday bytram
[11:02:38] * exec sexually planks a cloud of python scripts for bytram
[11:02:39] <cmn32480> ~gday chromas
[11:02:40] * exec insatiably gives a handful of milksteak to chromas
[11:02:50] <Bytram> coffee++
[11:02:50] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3377
[11:02:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> awk++ #{PRINT $3}
[11:02:52] <Bender> karma - awk: 6
[11:03:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> !whyup awk
[11:03:01] <Bender> reasons for karma up are: {PRINT $3}
[11:03:06] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: so, a no-op then?
[11:03:18] <boru> My pet peeve today are loquacious colleagues who prattle along to themselves when no one acknowledges that they are speaking.
[11:03:32] <Bytram> boru: Huh?
[11:03:37] <Bytram> ;)
[11:03:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> gotta put the # for bender to see it as a reason
[11:03:44] <Bytram> ahhh, nod nod
[11:03:50] <boru> Pft, you arse!
[11:04:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> how else he gonna know it's a comment?
[11:04:17] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: thanks for the work on subs yesterday (Sunday!) morning.
[11:04:32] <Bytram> didya see my notes in #qa as to what I found?
[11:04:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah well yer not half as annoying as the guy who found the +s in nicks bug is today.
[11:05:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, it was too spammy to read yet
[11:05:33] <boru> You could use awk for that.
[11:05:57] * TheMightyBuzzard downs more coffee and takes his morning drugs
[11:08:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, helps to remember that i'm ADHD guy. anything too verbose or detailed gets tl;dr-ed until the meds kick in, then i can usually manage to get through it.
[11:09:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> oooh, i see by the clock in my conky HUD that it's smoke break time
[11:09:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[11:09:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[11:09:23] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 371
[11:09:25] <Bytram> k... as I recall, day counts seem to be off, why ask for an email addy -- I didn't get email, and... oh, yeah. really grooving the "subs_net", couldya pls add style: "subs_gross", "subs_meth", and "subs_submeth" ?
[11:10:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, for refund contact-age
[11:10:17] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: LOL -- we're an "Odd Couple", indeed! I'm the get all the details and then I can finally grok the high-level stuff.
[11:10:23] <Bytram> ahh, nod nod thanks!
[11:10:59] * Bytram woke up too early and is debating going back to bed -- had to fix a typo in a story that was called out by a reader
[11:12:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup. whereas i need only the information that is actually relevant to the problem and promptly forget the rest.
[11:14:01] * TheMightyBuzzard really wanders out after a smoke now
[11:28:10] * Bytram decides to go back to bed
[11:29:07] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: oh, look for the word "BUG" in #qa, I know I used it at least a time or two, but not necessarily in every place... needs more sleep to think straight.
[11:30:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'll skim through when i get done inserting dozens of fixnickforurl calls
[11:31:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> then going back and replacing them with fixnickforlink calls because i'm dumb
[11:38:55] <cmn32480> https://www.usatoday.com
[11:39:04] <cmn32480> prolly crutchy ^^^^
[11:57:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> whew, on the last page of places to fix that piddly little bug!
[12:10:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[12:10:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[12:10:44] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 372
[12:10:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> yays! done with pluses in nicks fix!
[12:40:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> well minus debugging of course cause nothing is ever correct the first time
[12:44:48] <clorox|2> from the pluses-and-minuses dept
[12:56:07] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - UK PM Calls for Election, Backed by Parliament - http://sylnt.us - opportunists
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[14:27:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Solarcoaster: Workers Very Unhappy with Elon Musk-Owned SolarCity - http://sylnt.us - quantity-over-quality;-money-before-people
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[14:39:22] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v nick] by Aphrodite
[14:39:24] <exec> welcome nick: Montevideo, Montevideo Department, Uruguay, 19°C/66°F, 11:39 am GMT-3, Monday, 24 April 2017
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[15:58:29] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Imitating People's Speech Patterns Precisely Could Bring Trouble - http://sylnt.us - Is-it-live-or-is-it...
[16:34:37] mechanicjay_away is now known as mechanicjay
[16:34:45] <mechanicjay> morning all
[16:40:25] <cmn32480> good afternoon mechanicjay
[16:40:28] <cmn32480> ~gday mechanicjay
[16:40:30] * exec romantically prepares a buttload of salt and vinegar chips for mechanicjay
[16:42:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday mechanicjay
[16:42:37] * exec flatulantly copies a toilet bowl of NURBS for mechanicjay
[16:42:56] * TheMightyBuzzard queues up a couple more big downloads and heads for a nap
[16:48:07] <cmn32480> how many Linux ISO's do you actually need??
[16:49:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, ALL OF THEM
[16:49:39] <cmn32480> ahhh
[16:49:40] <cmn32480> ok
[16:49:50] <cmn32480> /me goes digging in his drawers in search of chocolate
[16:50:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> might find fudge doing that but probably not chocolate if you've been eating right
[16:50:22] <cmn32480> yes
[16:50:31] <cmn32480> now that you mention it you are prolly correct
[16:50:47] <cmn32480> i'm looking in my DESK drawers for chocolate
[16:50:53] <cmn32480> specifically Tabasco chocolate
[16:51:04] * TheMightyBuzzard nods and wanders off to take that nap
[17:20:40] <paulej72> http://www.bbc.com
[17:20:43] <exec> └─ 13Aurora photographers find new night sky lights and call them Steve - BBC News
[17:36:45] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - 3D Printed House for Cheap in 24 Hours - http://sylnt.us - not-by-the-hairs-on-my-3D-printed-chin
[18:33:27] * mechanicjay is stetting up a freebsd system with zfs on root...this should be interesting.
[19:05:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Open Source Remote Access Trojan Targets Telegram Users - http://sylnt.us - update-security-stop
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[20:37:06] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - AMD Radeon RX500 Series Video Cards Released - http://sylnt.us - more-triangles
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[22:05:14] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Japan Made Secret Deals With the NSA That Expanded Global Surveillance - http://sylnt.us - postwar-friends-with-benefits
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[23:45:58] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Geeks v Government: the Battle Over Public Key Cryptography - http://sylnt.us - those-who-ignore-history
[23:50:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit http://www.itwire.com Shit, even <i>we</i> can manage a fix in six months...
[23:50:30] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[23:50:37] <exec> └─ 13iTWire - Three months on, no Linksys router patches for remote holes
[23:50:56] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org