#Soylent | Logs for 2017-02-14
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[23:36:28] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Is It Time for Australia to Launch its Own Space Agency? - http://sylnt.us - turning-space-upside-down
[23:28:54] <exec> welcome mechanicjay: Seattle, WA, USA, 13°C/56°F, 3:28 pm GMT-8, Tuesday, 14 February 2017
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[23:12:33] <Bender> karma - tea: 574
[23:12:33] <paulej72> tea++
[23:12:13] * jasassin farts for about thirty seconds ending in a liquid shart
[23:12:13] * jasassin farts for about thirty seconds ending in a liquid shart
[23:12:13] <Bender> karma - fart: 4
[23:12:13] <paulej72> fart++
[23:09:47] <charon_> ending by dousing chromas with liquid shart
[23:08:39] <chromas> surprise endings
[23:08:29] <chromas> Difference lengths, various timings
[23:08:18] <chromas> Need randomization
[22:29:26] * jasassin farts for about thirty seconds ending in a liquid shart
[22:29:24] <Bender> karma - fart: 3
[22:29:24] <jasassin> fart++
[22:29:23] * jasassin farts for about thirty seconds ending in a liquid shart
[22:29:21] * jasassin farts for about thirty seconds ending in a liquid shart
[22:29:20] <Bender> karma - fart: 2
[22:29:20] <jasassin> fart++
[22:29:20] * jasassin farts for about thirty seconds ending in a liquid shart
[22:29:18] * jasassin farts for about thirty seconds ending in a liquid shart
[22:29:18] <Bender> karma - fart: 1
[22:29:17] <jasassin> fart++
[22:29:17] * jasassin farts for about thirty seconds ending in a liquid shart
[22:07:20] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Good Mold, Bad Mold: What Cheese Caves Have That Your Refrigerator Doesn't - http://sylnt.us - moon-is-made-of-green-cheese
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[21:06:04] <jasassin> i dont know
[21:06:02] <jasassin> maybe a sub
[21:05:48] <jasassin> i wish some perl coder would look at my code and make it readable
[21:05:02] <jasassin> got no stains in my underwear
[21:03:56] * jasassin farts for about thirty seconds ending in a liquid shart
[21:03:56] <Bender> karma - fart: 0
[21:03:56] <jasassin> fart++
[21:03:56] * jasassin farts for about thirty seconds ending in a liquid shart
[21:03:32] <jasassin> have you had your daily allotment of sugar?
[21:03:09] <jasassin> hello super craby carrot cakes
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[20:04:19] <janrinok> bye
[20:04:07] <janrinok> I did - she said thanks, and sends you a hug
[19:58:37] <cmn32480> and tell S I said Happy Tuesday!
[19:58:29] <cmn32480> don't forget to clean up the mess we caused you tom make
[19:58:22] <cmn32480> I shall
[19:58:13] * exec theoretically hangs a trigger warning sign about a B cup of horney hornets on janrinok
[19:58:11] <cmn32480> ~gnight janrinok
[19:56:48] <janrinok> hope your youngest lad is feeling better, and my best to J, who has no doubt been looking after him
[19:56:21] * exec cautiously steals a cat box of cookies from cmn32480
[19:56:19] <janrinok> ~gnight cmn32480
[19:54:34] <janrinok> damn - it's that time already
[19:54:26] <janrinok> dma
[19:53:20] <cmn32480> oh most definetly
[19:53:01] <janrinok> another qualification would look good on your CV
[19:52:47] <cmn32480> at least tehre is a job training program in it... that's a bright side
[19:51:54] <cmn32480> swell
[19:51:52] <janrinok> look at it as a stone mason's training course
[19:51:28] <janrinok> yup
[19:51:21] <janrinok> reading it is better for the mind, just lifting the damn thing is enough for my body
[19:51:14] <cmn32480> so I'll be making, rather than doing big rocks inot little rocks?
[19:50:50] <janrinok> and the verb dyelat' means 'making' rather than 'doing' in the phrase above
[19:50:27] <cmn32480> hauling the dictionary is good for the mind and the body?
[19:49:30] <janrinok> well, I like to practise when I can
[19:49:06] * cmn32480 suggests Google translate next tiem
[19:48:57] <cmn32480> can't have you lounging around with nothign to do....
[19:48:16] <janrinok> I'll have to spend part of tomorrow returning the books back downstairs and tidying up the destruction I left in my wake ...
[19:46:00] <cmn32480> it's room for all them different letters
[19:45:47] <janrinok> my Russian dictionary is a huge beast of a book
[19:45:37] <cmn32480> I knew it
[19:45:29] <janrinok> yup
[19:45:23] <cmn32480> she is... isn't she?
[19:45:14] * janrinok funny you should mention that
[19:44:58] * cmn32480 also guesses that S is giving him the fish eye wondering what the hell he is doing bringing up all this crap ion the middle of the night
[19:44:51] <janrinok> sod it, I'll transliterate it
[19:44:45] * chromas enables the compose key on janrinok's keyboard
[19:44:33] * cmn32480 sees janrinok heading back down to the server room
[19:44:16] <janrinok> I haven't got my cyrillic keyboard connected!
[19:43:58] <janrinok> slovar'
[19:43:57] <cmn32480> hurry up!
[19:42:57] <chromas> Russian for the dictionary
[19:42:38] <cmn32480> you need the exercise
[19:41:31] <janrinok> I went downstairs for my dictionary - brought back the Serbian one, so back downstairs for the Russian one....
[19:40:56] <cmn32480> they probably have DSL or some other shitty ocnnection too
[19:39:16] * chromas leaves it to the professionals
[19:38:35] <chromas> internet says "You are on one side of an all expenses paid trip to the Gulag. Enjoy many years of doing large rocks into small rocks"
[19:38:30] <cmn32480> oh wonderful... that measn it isn't gonna be warm...
[19:38:05] <janrinok> You are situated on one side of all (not sure without my dictionary), which pays for your travel to the gulag
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[19:37:47] <jasassin> you are all matryoshka dolls because you climb up each other assholes
[19:37:31] <cmn32480> I hope it is sompelace warm
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[19:36:59] <cmn32480> that is exactly how it is signed... I wonder what it means
[19:36:29] <janrinok> Гла́вное управле́ние лагере́й (Glavnoye upravleniye lagerey)
[19:35:48] <cmn32480> does that make any sense to you?
[19:35:43] <cmn32480> Вы находитесь на одну сторону все расходы, которые оплачиваются поездки в ГУЛАГ. Наслаждайтесь много лет делать большие камни в маленькие скалы.
[19:34:58] <janrinok> lol
[19:34:51] <cmn32480> ГУЛАГ
[19:34:16] <janrinok> thanks - Russian, Polish, Czech, Lithuanian? I'll leave Estonian for FatPhil
[19:34:06] <cmn32480> I may need you help to translate this
[19:33:39] <chromas> you're hired
[19:33:06] <janrinok> I do
[19:33:00] <cmn32480> anybody read cyrillic?
[19:32:50] <chromas> travel by party van. it explodes when it gets there
[19:32:39] <janrinok> probably just something to save money...
[19:32:26] <cmn32480> he said somethign abotu 1-way...
[19:32:04] <janrinok> could've been worse - it is a return ticket, right?
[19:31:27] <chromas> it's a gitmo party
[19:31:17] <janrinok> where's he sending you?
[19:31:01] <cmn32480> said I'm getting my party for chasing off the guys who were trying to steal the forklift adn got it stuck in the mud
[19:30:40] <cmn32480> CFO just showed up...
[18:55:48] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Maths in the World Around Us - http://sylnt.us - GEB'
[18:53:21] <janrinok> FatPhil, things good where you are?
[18:49:50] * exec scientifically uninstalls a can of Subsentient's salty neckbeard from cmn32480
[18:49:49] <FatPhil> ~gday cmn32480
[18:49:27] * exec emphatically requisitions a matrix of dust for janrinok
[18:49:25] <FatPhil> ~gday janrinok
[18:33:24] * exec cohesively poops a cheap plastic cup of buttleak for FatPhil
[18:33:23] <cmn32480> ~gday FatPhil
[18:32:34] * exec insensitively spews an ace archive of dangly bits on FatPhil
[18:32:32] <janrinok> ~gday FatPhil
[18:32:13] <janrinok> what we do in the privacy of IRC is our own business ...
[18:32:12] <cmn32480> it's for the pork FatPhil...giving it a beat down makes it moar tenderer
[18:31:42] <FatPhil> sounds rude
[18:30:56] * cmn32480 passes the meat hammer
[18:30:42] <janrinok> it didn't need punching - but it helps relieve my stress
[18:30:22] <cmn32480> nah.. I bet the pork was uber tender already
[18:30:06] <exec> <cmn32480> while you were dining on those delicacies, I was pushing a couple stories...
[18:30:03] <sedctl> <cmn32480> while you were dining on those delicacies, I was pushing a couple stories...
[18:30:03] <cmn32480> s/puching/pushing/
[18:29:55] <janrinok> you can punch them if you want to
[18:29:42] <cmn32480> s/puchinh/pushing/
[18:29:31] <cmn32480> while you were dining on those delicacies, I was puching a couple stories...
[18:20:45] <cmn32480> I bet.. I'm sorry I missed it
[18:20:21] <janrinok> it is one of her favourites and she said 'mmmmmmmmmm' too
[18:20:10] <cmn32480> yummy
[18:20:04] <cmn32480> mmmmmmmmmm
[18:19:30] <janrinok> sweet and sour pork, with Chinese Vegetables and Cashew Nuts.
[18:19:15] <cmn32480> Campbells chicken soup with stars from a can?
[18:19:01] <cmn32480> Ramen Noodles?
[18:18:57] <cmn32480> pizza?
[18:18:55] <cmn32480> so... what was the delctible dinner that you made special for S?
[18:18:13] <janrinok> I sincerely hope so
[18:16:49] * cmn32480 bets that TheMightyBuzzard is still sleeping after writi9ng code for 10 or 12 hours yesterday
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[17:25:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Gluten Free... and Fortified with Mercury and Arsenic - http://sylnt.us - chew-on-this...-at-your-own-risk
[16:54:33] <exec> welcome mechanicjay: Seattle, WA, USA, 6°C/42°F, 8:54 am GMT-8, Tuesday, 14 February 2017
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[16:10:20] * cmn32480 wonders what delightful dish S will be dining on this evening
[16:00:51] <cmn32480> ah yes... Valentines... aka.. Tuesday
[15:59:38] janrinok is now known as janrinok_afk
[15:59:19] <janrinok> gtg start cooking - special Valentine's Day meal for S tonight
[15:57:29] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - True Facts and Fake Facts -- On Setting pi to 3.2 - http://sylnt.us - getting-the-facts-straight
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[15:48:14] <cmn32480> I know.. your wife loves me
[15:46:53] <janrinok> you smoothy
[15:44:52] <cmn32480> she pitys me every day
[15:44:37] <cmn32480> but also let her know that your taste in women is exquisite
[15:44:32] <janrinok> I just assumed that J took pity upon you
[15:44:23] <cmn32480> feel free.
[15:44:05] <janrinok> I well tell S that you don't think much of her taste in men
[15:43:30] <cmn32480> you must be ugly too... we can smell our own!
[15:38:21] <janrinok> tell me something new
[15:07:50] <cmn32480> I'm ugly too
[15:01:05] <janrinok> what an icky pair you make
[15:00:49] <janrinok> he's sicky, you are sticky ...
[15:00:43] <cmn32480> was puking last night before bed, but I don't know if there is anything going on this morning
[15:00:29] <cmn32480> he's still sick
[15:00:24] <cmn32480> am stuck on the phone
[15:00:20] <cmn32480> sorry
[14:48:10] <janrinok> how's your middle offspring? Feeling better?
[14:39:10] <janrinok> well I hope they are unsuccessful
[14:38:20] <cmn32480> the usual..... people trying to make me die
[14:38:02] <janrinok> your friend goes well .... how about my friend
[14:37:42] <cmn32480> how goes my friend
[14:37:21] * exec prematurely sets a tinfoil hat of cowbell by cmn32480
[14:37:19] <janrinok> ~gday cmn32480
[14:26:17] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Restoring the American Chestnut Tree - http://sylnt.us - jack-frost-nipping-at-your-nose
[14:24:27] * exec deliciously nudges an ace archive of constipation toward janrinok
[14:24:25] <cmn32480> ~gday janrinok
[14:23:26] <exec> welcome janrinok: Paimpol, France, 14°C/57°F, 3:23 pm GMT+1, Tuesday, 14 February 2017
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[13:03:19] <exec> 10Boston, MA, USA - currently 23°F, sunny, wind W at 10 mph, humidity 66% - Tuesday mostly sunny (26°F:33°F), Wednesday showers (31°F:41°F), Thursday cloudy (23°F:36°F), Friday sunny (20°F:35°F)
[13:03:18] <Bytram> ~weather boston
[13:03:17] <exec> 10Portland, ME, USA - currently 17°F, mostly sunny, wind N at 0 mph, humidity 69% - Tuesday mostly cloudy (21°F:30°F), Wednesday rain and snow (25°F:37°F), Thursday snow showers (20°F:31°F), Friday partly cloudy (16°F:32°F)
[13:03:15] <Bytram> ~weather portland, me
[13:03:13] <exec> 10Presque Isle, ME, USA - currently 7°F, mostly cloudy, wind SE at 1 mph, humidity 84% - Tuesday partly cloudy (1°F:24°F), Wednesday snow showers (14°F:26°F), Thursday snow (15°F:26°F), Friday cloudy (9°F:29°F)
[13:03:11] <Bytram> ~weather presque isle
[13:03:04] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6496, owned by northcolorado
[13:03:04] <Bytram> !uid
[13:03:00] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3204
[13:03:00] <Bytram> coffee++
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[12:45:58] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Experiment Reaffirms Quantum Weirdness - http://sylnt.us - for-big-values-of-weird
[12:44:13] <cmn32480> obviously I'm wrong.
[12:44:05] <cmn32480> I was HOPING it couldn't be as bad as Monday....
[12:42:44] <boru> I've been putting the meat of my dead colleagues through the grinder all morning!
[12:42:11] <boru> You'd think so, wouldn't you?
[12:41:30] <cmn32480> oh yes... and Happy Tuesday... it can't possibly be as bad as Monday...
[12:25:10] * cmn32480 is very happy that we decided to start setting up the coffeepot for the morning before we leave the office at 5pm
[12:24:41] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3203
[12:24:41] <cmn32480> coffee++
[12:21:02] * exec transphobically twerks a github of suffering for TheMightyBuzzard
[12:21:00] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[11:18:51] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Assault of the Giants: A Great D&D Game With 5" Mega-Miniatures - http://sylnt.us - set-your-inner-giant-free
[10:38:44] * chromas creates a trendy news startup consisting of me watching all the C-SPANs and writing articles about it. Who wants to invest?
[10:37:18] <FatPhil> I tend to like exceptionally boring news sources, and ones with a more global persepective. My current favourite is France24, but Deutsche Welle's also quite solid.
[10:36:03] <FatPhil> I find the so-called "liberal" media in the US to be between vapid and objectionable, so I'm not going to complain if the fingers are being pointed at them.
[10:33:46] <chromas> or erection for the east-Asians
[10:33:37] <chromas> Perhaps some better people will be inspired to run next election
[10:33:14] <chromas> on the posimative side, maybe this is the worse we need for things to get better
[10:32:32] <boru> I'd say there's prior art to martial arts.
[10:31:53] <FatPhil> classic martial arts move- use your enemy's force against himself
[10:31:38] <boru> The chickens have come home to roost, and, personally, my schadenfreud is up to 11.
[10:31:10] <boru> Indeed.
[10:30:56] <chromas> I like how "fake news" is a terrible insult against the 'mainstream' media even though it was their own buzzword
[10:30:42] <boru> (As I have in the last year or so, that is)
[10:30:32] <boru> It's been quite some time since I've seen such levels of censorship and propaganda in Western media.
[10:30:05] <FatPhil> 1st one's just classic Milo trolling/flamebaiting - " it will keep you from getting pregnant at the low cost of turning you into a hideous monster." "do you want to continue turning yourself into Gollum"
[10:29:37] <boru> I'm inclined to agree with chromas. And the imminent crack down on independent media is testament to that.
[10:28:40] <chromas> well that's true of all the medias
[10:27:15] <FatPhil> oh, come on, those headlines are just sensationalistic misrepretation of facts, and the sponges-for-brains that read that kind of stuff will only absorb the sensationalistic parts.
[10:22:45] * chromas puts estrogen-emulating biodegradable plastic into the city water
[10:21:59] <chromas> water turning frogs gay was kinda right
[10:19:56] * chromas doesn't see anything wrong with the breitbart headlines he showed
[10:19:24] <chromas> This election was twitter vs memes
[10:19:07] <FatPhil> Unbelievable!
[10:18:39] <chromas> The internet, personified
[10:15:43] <FatPhil> I never knew Trump was addicted to Breitbart. Fox makes sense, as he's a retard, but not Breitbart, as he's way older than Gen-X.
[10:14:57] <FatPhil> I Think the official name for them now is "the truth (believe it or become outlawed)"
[10:09:08] <chromas> Oh wait, "alternative facts" is the more recent meme
[10:08:45] <chromas> Fake news
[09:56:44] <exec> └─ 13The Brainwashing of My Dad (2015) - IMDb
[09:56:43] <exec> ├─ 13Trump vs. Truth: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO) - YouTube
[09:56:40] <FatPhil> https://www.youtube.com is a bit worrying, in particular if you watched http://www.imdb.com only the night before.
[09:47:40] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Toshiba Nuked Half its Assets - http://sylnt.us - it's-not-what-you-know...
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[04:15:10] <jasassin> nah if it was Fat Tire, that might be interesting. I bet it was a pack of Bud. Sad. Sooo sad.
[04:13:54] <jasassin> probably got a triple felony for a 6 pack of Fat Tire. what a sad sad world.
[04:13:02] <jasassin> thats fine thats all fine. whatever. i just have two questsions. #1. What kinda alchoholic steals *BEER* after breaking into a store? #2. What kind of beer did he steal?
[04:12:12] <jasassin> just watching the news, some jackass used a soft air rifle to break into a store and steal beer. cut his hand breaking the glass out trying to hammer it out. then the cops followed the trail of blood this guy was seeping out all the way back to his house.
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[03:48:01] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Swiss Voters Reject Corporate Tax Reform - http://sylnt.us - not-a-tax-haven
[02:57:40] <cmn32480> and with that parting shot... I'm out.
[02:56:48] <cmn32480> ~rimshot
[02:56:44] <cmn32480> so no different from the rest of us...
[02:49:01] <mechanicjay> I think our IRC server hates me
[02:46:50] <exec> welcome mechanicjay: Seattle, WA, USA, 8°C/47°F, 6:46 pm GMT-8, Monday, 13 February 2017
[02:46:49] <exec> welcome mechanicjay: Seattle, WA, USA, 8°C/47°F, 6:46 pm GMT-8, Monday, 13 February 2017
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[02:17:08] <exec> └─ 13News | Asteroid Resembles Dungeons and Dragons Dice
[02:17:06] <takyon> http://www.jpl.nasa.gov
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