#Soylent | Logs for 2016-12-11

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[00:00:06] <cmn32480> #fite swiss
[00:00:06] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[00:00:17] <MrPlow> #fite cmn32480 falls broken at swiss's feet.
[00:06:59] chromas is now known as cheaty
[00:07:08] cheaty is now known as chromas
[00:08:08] chromas is now known as RustyPlow
[00:08:29] RustyPlow is now known as chromas
[00:16:35] <swiss> woot
[00:19:20] <charon_> #fite swiss
[00:19:20] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[00:19:29] <swiss> pls die
[00:19:30] <MrPlow> #fite charon_ falls broken at swiss's feet.
[00:19:32] <swiss> ty
[00:19:41] <charon_> damnit
[00:19:59] <charon_> i blame cmn32480
[00:37:06] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Russia Says Thwarted Fresh Cyber Attacks On Major Banks - http://sylnt.us - tit-for-tat
[01:19:43] <cmn32480> yep
[01:19:48] <cmn32480> yer welcome swiss
[01:20:07] <cmn32480> I've chosen you to be my choice for #fiteicide
[01:20:15] <swiss> lol
[01:20:51] <cmn32480> better you than TheMightyBuzzard
[01:21:07] <cmn32480> and Fatphil has climbed too high
[01:45:56] -!- charon_ has quit [Quit: ordering pizza]
[01:55:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite cmn32480
[01:55:34] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[01:55:34] <MrPlow> #fite cmn32480's corpse is currently rotting on the ground. Try fighting someone who's alive.
[01:55:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> bah
[01:59:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> meh, i think i'll get myself an extra hour of sleep tonight
[02:17:48] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Guess Battistelli's Plan to Fix the Euro Patent Office? Yep, Give Himself More Power - http://sylnt.us - gimme-powah!
[02:48:37] <cmn32480> TheMightyBuzzard - you should add a timer to the webpage for unti when the good fairy comes
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[03:37:25] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Trump Team Memo Asks Energy Department About Cost of Carbon - http://sylnt.us - about-turn?
[03:51:55] <chromas> a js timer?
[05:08:35] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Michigan Enacts Most Comprehensive Laws on Self-Driving Vehicles - http://sylnt.us - henry-ford-approved
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[06:46:50] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Greg Lake, Rock Musician in Emerson. Lake and Palmer, Has Passed Away - http://sylnt.us - he-was-with-the-band
[08:02:30] -!- jasassin [jasassin!~jasassin@785-776-23-379-vpcqzuh.midco.net] has joined #Soylent
[08:17:24] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Obama Orders Sweeping Review of International Hacking Tied to U.S. Elections - http://sylnt.us - all-your-email-are-belong-to-us
[08:46:19] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Greg Lake -- Rock Musician in Emerson, Lake & Palmer -- Has Passed Away - http://sylnt.us - he-was-with-the-band
[09:47:10] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - 255-Million-Year-Old Fossilized Tumor Found - http://sylnt.us - prehistoric-dentistry
[09:52:07] chromas is now known as farticle
[09:52:17] farticle is now known as chromas
[11:25:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:25:06] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3078
[11:25:25] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Zuckerberg's Political Ambitions? - http://sylnt.us - can't-wear-hoodies-in-congress
[11:58:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[11:58:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[11:58:41] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 254
[12:11:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite Aphrodite
[12:11:03] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[12:11:06] <MrPlow> #fite Aphrodite falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[12:11:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite aqu4
[12:11:12] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[12:11:18] <MrPlow> #fite aqu4 falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[12:11:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite Bender
[12:11:18] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[12:11:34] <MrPlow> #fite Bender falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[12:11:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite exec
[12:11:35] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[12:11:45] <MrPlow> #fite exec falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[12:11:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite Loggie
[12:11:46] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[12:11:58] <MrPlow> #fite Loggie falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[12:11:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite MrPlow
[12:11:59] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[12:12:04] <MrPlow> #fite MrPlow falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[12:12:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite Regurgitator
[12:12:06] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[12:12:08] <MrPlow> #fite Regurgitator falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[12:12:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite sedctl
[12:12:11] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[12:12:15] <MrPlow> #fite sedctl falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[12:12:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite systemd
[12:12:16] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[12:12:51] <MrPlow> #fite systemd falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[12:13:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite jasassin
[12:13:59] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[12:14:07] <MrPlow> #fite jasassin falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[12:14:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite Deucalion
[12:14:27] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[12:14:39] <MrPlow> #fite Deucalion falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[12:14:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite Runaway1956
[12:14:51] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[12:15:05] <MrPlow> #fite Runaway1956 falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[12:15:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite FatPhil
[12:15:37] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[12:16:51] <MrPlow> #fite TheMightyBuzzard falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
[12:56:34] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Silly Putty Makes for Super-Sensitive Sensors - http://sylnt.us - not-so-silly-after-all
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[14:27:26] -!- SoyCow9318 [SoyCow9318!~a14dca69@632-79-654-552.lmlp.crocker.net] has joined #Soylent
[14:29:27] <SoyCow9318> The Pending Submissions list is empty. I'm working on some more submissions. Thanks to any editors that are available for accepting them or pushing a story that has been on hold.
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[14:37:16] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Transport Employees in America were Secretly Paid by the Government to Search Travellers’ Bags - http://sylnt.us - better-take-the-car
[15:02:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite Aphrodite
[15:02:24] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[15:02:33] <MrPlow> #fite Aphrodite falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[15:02:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite aqu4
[15:02:34] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[15:03:06] <MrPlow> #fite aqu4 falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[15:03:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite Bender
[15:03:08] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[15:03:17] <MrPlow> #fite Bender falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[15:03:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite exec
[15:03:19] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[15:03:36] <MrPlow> #fite exec falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[15:03:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite Loggie
[15:03:38] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[15:03:52] <MrPlow> #fite Loggie falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[15:03:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite MrPlow
[15:03:54] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[15:03:58] <MrPlow> #fite MrPlow falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[15:04:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite Regurgitator
[15:04:01] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[15:04:19] <MrPlow> #fite Regurgitator falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[15:04:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite sedctl
[15:04:20] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[15:04:30] <MrPlow> #fite sedctl falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[15:04:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite systemd
[15:04:31] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[15:04:41] <MrPlow> #fite systemd falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[15:07:27] <cmn32480> killing a man while he sleeps TheMightyBuzzard?
[15:07:32] <cmn32480> that's messed up
[15:07:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> yer own fault for getting up so late
[15:08:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> i done been up and converted an entire template to a perl sub
[15:09:02] <cmn32480> yyp
[15:09:12] <cmn32480> and apparently I killed you
[15:09:16] <cmn32480> while sleeping
[15:09:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> probably the morning fart
[15:09:38] <cmn32480> likely
[15:09:46] <cmn32480> that'd be a funny extra
[15:09:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> farts are always funny
[15:10:13] * cmn32480 is gonna make coffee
[15:11:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[15:11:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[15:11:27] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 255
[15:22:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's a good day, #Soylent
[15:23:00] <cmn32480> how so TheMightyBuzzard
[15:23:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> got comment page printing down to ~5s for a hundred comment page. not that i'm finished yet but it's looking much better than before.
[15:24:04] <cmn32480> nice
[15:24:20] <cmn32480> 5s is far better than what it currently is
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[15:40:57] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v mechanicjay] by Aphrodite
[15:40:59] <exec> welcome mechanicjay: Seattle, WA, USA, 5°C/41°F, 7:40 am GMT-8, Sunday, 11 December 2016
[15:45:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> i think i can pare it down even further with tweaking the algorithm that arranges the comments in a hashref
[15:45:55] * cmn32480 cracks the whip
[15:52:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, got more templates to convert first
[16:07:00] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - VR Beyond Your Budget? Microsoft-Intel Pact Aims to Help - http://sylnt.us
[16:10:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> there's one more but i gotta feed it the right data
[16:10:36] <cmn32480> hows lcars coming?
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[16:20:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> put it on the back burner to work on commenty goodness
[16:20:43] <cmn32480> ahhhhh
[16:20:46] <cmn32480> sweet
[16:20:55] <cmn32480> new Samsung S7 comes with a VRGear headset
[16:21:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> funky
[16:21:27] <cmn32480> it's for the wife...
[16:21:34] <cmn32480> she'll never use it but I might
[16:22:10] * TheMightyBuzzard chuckles
[16:22:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> not me. i hate vr. and 3d movies for that matter.
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[16:34:46] <cmn32480> it's free.
[16:34:57] <cmn32480> worst case if it sucks I can sell it for $50 and make a profit on it
[16:35:12] <cmn32480> some nimnob will buy it
[16:40:11] <chromas> is it one of those things that holds the phone on your face?
[16:53:08] <FatPhil> saw a samsung VR headset in a shop about 2 months back, and the screen resolution was so awful you could see all the pixels. just horrible.
[16:58:26] <chromas> That's pretty sad
[16:58:41] <chromas> Is it 1995 already?
[17:04:12] <cmn32480> it is... but yanno..l. free
[17:07:28] <chromas> Does it work with a Linux desktop?
[17:09:42] <cmn32480> unknown... I think it is just w/ the phone
[18:08:34] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - U.S. Supreme Court Deadlock Prevents Stay of Execution - http://sylnt.us - deathlock
[19:16:45] <cmn32480> #fite Regurgitator
[19:16:45] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[19:16:59] <cmn32480> #fite CoolHand
[19:16:59] <MrPlow> There's already a fight going on. Wait your turn.
[19:17:04] <MrPlow> #fite Regurgitator falls broken at cmn32480's feet.
[19:17:06] <cmn32480> #fite CoolHand
[19:17:06] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[19:17:13] <MrPlow> #fite CoolHand falls broken at cmn32480's feet.
[19:22:21] <cmn32480> #fite swiss
[19:22:21] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[19:22:28] <MrPlow> #fite cmn32480 falls broken at swiss's feet.
[19:56:21] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Honda Taking NeuV and Robotic Motorcycle Concepts to CES - http://sylnt.us - car-is-smarter-than-the-driver
[21:27:31] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Trump Fans Urge Boycott of Star Wars "Rogue One" Over Reshoot Claims - http://sylnt.us - may-the-trump-be-with-you
[22:46:57] <swiss> this just in - ikea solves everything http://ikearetailtherapy.com
[22:46:59] <exec> └─ 13IKEA -
[22:47:03] <swiss> #fitectl scoreboard
[22:47:03] <MrPlow> #fite scoreboard updated: https://sylnt.us
[23:10:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[23:10:04] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3079
[23:10:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[23:10:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[23:10:19] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 256
[23:14:15] <cmn32480> #fite Aphrodite
[23:14:15] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[23:14:35] <MrPlow> #fite Aphrodite falls broken at cmn32480's feet.
[23:15:12] <cmn32480> #fite Regurgitator
[23:15:12] <MrPlow> There's already a fight going on. Wait your turn.
[23:15:33] <cmn32480> #fite Regurgitator
[23:15:33] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[23:15:45] <MrPlow> #fite Regurgitator falls broken at cmn32480's feet.
[23:15:48] <cmn32480> #fite aqu4
[23:15:48] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[23:16:00] <MrPlow> #fite aqu4 falls broken at cmn32480's feet.
[23:16:46] <cmn32480> #fite swiss
[23:16:46] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[23:16:50] <MrPlow> #fite cmn32480 falls broken at swiss's feet.
[23:16:53] <swiss> wow
[23:17:20] <cmn32480> yer welcome
[23:18:27] <swiss> yes ty
[23:19:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> #bnk
[23:19:44] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[23:20:14] <cmn32480> nuthin' wrong w/ boobies and kittens
[23:21:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> danged right
[23:56:02] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - National Insurance Crime Bureau Hacks Into Cars Using "Mystery Device" - http://sylnt.us - it's-not-like-I-left-the-keys-in-it
[23:58:09] Bytram is now known as Bytram|fite
[23:58:13] <Bytram|fite> #fite swiss
[23:58:13] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[23:58:39] <MrPlow> #fite swiss falls broken at Bytram|fite's feet.
[23:58:58] Bytram|fite is now known as Bytram