#Soylent | Logs for 2016-11-12
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[00:16:02] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Dutch Prison Crisis: a Shortage of Prisoners - http://sylnt.us - saving-more-than-just-money
[00:18:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> xhedit, was wondering that myself
[00:18:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, you're alive. kill someone else
[00:19:54] <AndyTheAbsurd> #fitectl status
[00:19:54] <MrPlow> AndyTheAbsurd level: 1, hp: 11, weapon: '#TriggerWarning', armor: 'thick layer of used chewing gum'
[00:20:00] <chromas> #fite crutchy
[00:20:00] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[00:20:07] <AndyTheAbsurd> #fite chromas
[00:20:11] <MrPlow> #fite chromas falls broken at crutchy's feet.
[00:20:11] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[00:20:11] <MrPlow> #fite chromas's corpse is currently rotting on the ground. Try fighting someone who's alive.
[00:20:21] <AndyTheAbsurd> #fite crutchy
[00:20:21] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[00:20:29] <MrPlow> crutchy falls broken at AndyTheAbsurd's feet.
[00:20:38] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~zoidberg
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[00:21:03] <AndyTheAbsurd> woop woop woop (\/) (;,,;) (\/)
[00:21:13] <AndyTheAbsurd> fine I'll do my own zoidberging!
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[00:21:23] <exec> welcome crutchy: Melbourne VIC, 21°C/69°F, 11:21 am AEDT, Saturday, 12 November 2016
[00:21:33] <crutchy> ~g'day #soylent
[00:21:34] * exec metrosexually kipes a can of black man's radio from #soylent
[00:22:02] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~gday crutchy
[00:22:04] * exec figuratively merges a tremendouns number of sum yun gai with crutchy
[00:22:35] <chromas> tremendouns
[00:22:36] <crutchy> ~tell cmn32480 i didn't find a readme for storybot2 in the tarball
[00:24:35] <crutchy> i'll try to run it similarly to the old version
[00:24:43] <crutchy> see what complaints i get in the shell
[00:26:37] <crutchy> lmao
[00:26:39] <crutchy> 18<26tama18> Women think men don't look for inner beauty. We do. That's why we've got a penis.
[00:26:45] <crutchy> tama++
[00:26:46] <Bender> karma - tama: 11
[00:27:00] <AndyTheAbsurd> TIL tama has eyes on his penis.
[00:27:33] <crutchy> anyone here good with python?
[00:27:47] <crutchy> or just better than me, so you can still be pretty shit
[00:27:59] <AndyTheAbsurd> I wouldn't say I'm good with it but I've at least used it before.
[00:28:19] <crutchy> what's the python package manager thingy called again?
[00:28:40] <crutchy> like ruby has gem, php has pear, perl has its thing etc
[00:29:51] <AndyTheAbsurd> pip
[00:30:06] <crutchy> AndyTheAbsurd++
[00:30:06] <Bender> karma - andytheabsurd: 19
[00:32:27] <crutchy> damn. not installed yet
[00:33:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> !woop
[00:33:04] <Bender> woop woop woop (\/) (;,,;) (\/)
[00:33:07] <crutchy> dependencies--
[00:33:07] <Bender> karma - dependencies: -2
[00:36:13] <crutchy> its borking on "from miscutils import getDateList"
[00:36:27] <crutchy> where getDateList is a def in miscutils.py
[00:36:45] <AndyTheAbsurd> http://imgur.com 3300 year old knife.
[00:36:45] <crutchy> does python need to include/require other files before using them?
[00:36:47] <exec> └─ 13[Artefact] Tutenkhamun's gold dagger and sheath, circa 1333-1323 BCE - Imgur
[00:37:25] <crutchy> nice knife
[00:39:55] <AndyTheAbsurd> getDateList doesn't appear to be a part of MiscUtils in the current version...
[00:42:21] <AndyTheAbsurd> ...yeah, I got nothing.
[00:43:24] <AndyTheAbsurd> My notoriety on imgur.com has gone from "Trusted" to "Idolized"
[00:44:02] <AndyTheAbsurd> because I pointed out that Bernie Sanders will probably be too old to run when the next Presidential election comes around
[00:44:02] <crutchy> ~tell janrinok when we both end up on here at the same time again i'll have to quiz you a bit on how this new storybot script works, cuz i can't get it to run just in my shell
[00:44:20] <crutchy> AndyTheAbsurd, probably
[00:44:28] <crutchy> there's always elizabeth warren
[00:44:32] <crutchy> she's fairly socialist
[00:44:56] <xhedit> she old too
[00:45:10] <crutchy> but is she 'too old'?
[00:45:36] <xhedit> how about someone in their 50s not late 60s or 70s
[00:46:00] <crutchy> ron paul was old, but he probably still does more exercise than most americans
[00:46:12] <AndyTheAbsurd> He'll be 78 when primaries start and 79 by the general election; even if he's still active (either politically or physically), try to run at that age will just lead the the R's running someone younger and convincing people that he'll probably die in office.
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[01:47:12] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Samsung's Biotech Unit Debuts in Seoul - http://sylnt.us - goal:-to-help-people-or-to-make-money?
[02:20:44] <cmn32480> ~gday #soylent
[02:20:46] * exec democratically evolves an A cup of terr'ists from #soylent
[02:23:52] <cmn32480> ~say #fite AndyTheAbsurd
[02:23:54] <exec> #fite AndyTheAbsurd
[02:23:54] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[02:24:08] <MrPlow> exec falls broken at AndyTheAbsurd's feet.
[02:24:29] <cmn32480> WOOT! timing is everythign.. the Good Fairy just showed up!
[02:24:45] <JamesNZ> cmn32480: https://www.youtube.com
[02:24:48] <exec> └─ 13Key & Peele - Prepared for Terries - YouTube
[02:25:00] <cmn32480> ~say #fite TheMightyBuzzard
[02:25:01] <exec> #fite TheMightyBuzzard
[02:25:01] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[02:25:06] <cmn32480> #fite TheMightyBuzzard
[02:25:11] <MrPlow> exec falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[02:25:11] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[02:26:04] <MrPlow> #fite TheMightyBuzzard falls broken at cmn32480's feet.
[02:26:23] * cmn32480 claims vistory
[02:27:40] <cmn32480> like the majority ofthe stuff on Comedy Central, I dont' find them funny
[02:36:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> what you going on about?
[02:36:33] <swiss> #fite Bender
[02:36:33] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[02:36:42] <MrPlow> #fite swiss falls broken at Bender's feet.
[02:36:46] <swiss> as usual!
[03:05:34] <cmn32480> nuthin'
[03:05:44] <cmn32480> you droning on about something?
[03:26:51] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Regulation of the Internet of Things - http://sylnt.us - world-wide-web-pollution
[03:37:26] Bytram|away is now known as Bytram
[03:54:01] <Bytram> #fite Mayonaise
[03:54:01] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[03:54:08] <MrPlow> #fite Bytram falls broken at Mayonaise's feet.
[03:54:19] <Bytram> well, THAT was fun. :P
[04:03:09] <xhedit> #fitectl scoreboard
[04:03:09] <MrPlow> #fite scoreboard updated: https://sylnt.us
[04:03:47] <xhedit> #fite u
[04:03:47] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[04:03:51] <xhedit> #fite Loggie
[04:03:56] <xhedit> #fite Aphrodite
[04:04:01] <MrPlow> u falls broken at xhedit's feet.
[04:04:01] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[04:04:03] <xhedit> #fite Bender
[04:04:14] <MrPlow> #fite Loggie falls broken at xhedit's feet.
[04:04:14] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[04:04:29] <MrPlow> #fite Aphrodite falls broken at xhedit's feet.
[04:04:29] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[04:04:44] <MrPlow> #fite Bender falls broken at xhedit's feet.
[04:05:14] <xhedit> #fite aqu4
[04:05:14] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[04:05:27] <MrPlow> #fite aqu4 falls broken at xhedit's feet.
[04:05:34] <xhedit> #fite Runaway1956
[04:05:34] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[04:05:36] <xhedit> #fite Subsentient
[04:05:38] <MrPlow> Runaway1956 falls broken at xhedit's feet.
[04:05:38] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[04:05:42] <MrPlow> Subsentient falls broken at xhedit's feet.
[04:06:21] <xhedit> #fitectl scoreboard
[04:06:21] <MrPlow> #fite scoreboard updated: https://sylnt.us
[04:06:34] <xhedit> #fite Mayonaise
[04:06:34] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[04:06:40] <MrPlow> xhedit falls broken at Mayonaise's feet.
[04:13:27] <cmn32480> beaten by a fatty sammich spread
[04:14:13] <cmn32480> #sammich
[04:14:13] * MrPlow whips up a turkey sammich for cmn32480
[04:51:39] Bytram is now known as Bytram|away
[04:52:08] <Bytram|away> ~gnight all
[04:52:10] * exec presumably uninstalls a cc of perl scripts from all
[05:06:43] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New Therapeutic Vaccine Approach Holds Promise for HIV Remission - http://sylnt.us - many-years-in-the-making
[06:35:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Status of Linux Kernel Hardening - http://sylnt.us - we've-got-to-try
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[07:24:44] <chromas> Bender: s/we.*boioioioing//
[07:24:56] <chromas> #smake sedctl
[07:24:56] * MrPlow smakes sedctl upside the head with a tit
[07:26:44] -!- crutchy [crutchy!~crutchy@709-27-2-01.cust.aussiebb.net] has joined #Soylent
[07:26:48] <exec> welcome crutchy: Melbourne VIC, 21°C/69°F, 6:26 pm AEDT, Saturday, 12 November 2016
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[08:07:05] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Three New Bird Species Discovered in Africa - http://sylnt.us - Robin-eggs-for-breakfast-anyone?
[08:15:45] <chromas> robbin'-eggs-for-breakfast-anyone?
[09:46:46] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Peculiarities of the Huge Equatorial Jet Stream in Saturn's Atmosphere Revealed - http://sylnt.us - thar-she-blows!
[09:50:48] <FatPhil> #fite exec
[09:50:48] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[09:50:54] <MrPlow> FatPhil falls broken at exec's feet.
[09:56:53] -!- jasassin [jasassin!~jasassin@666-607-82-08-hsnhmpx.midco.net] has joined #Soylent
[09:57:35] <jasassin> sup
[09:59:01] <jasassin> Are all men from SoylentNews loud-mouthed braggarts?
[10:07:30] <xhedit> like half
[10:10:07] <jasassin> +1 funny
[10:11:08] <FatPhil> and the rest of soylentnews is whiny bitches
[10:11:18] <jasassin> nah
[10:11:22] <jasassin> not whiny bitches
[10:11:35] <jasassin> not even real trolls
[10:11:42] <jasassin> just stupid fucking idiots
[10:12:29] <jasassin> i love how its soylentnews and the posts that get the most comments are the political ones
[10:12:54] <jasassin> soylentnews needs more submitters
[10:12:57] <jasassin> seriously
[10:13:15] <jasassin> this nasa spacex outerspace bullshit is getting out of hand.
[10:14:15] <jasassin> another nasa has sent a probe to uranus with 0 comments... not even a troll will touch that and has uranis in it
[10:14:17] <jasassin> sad
[10:20:25] <jasassin> i can be constructive though, an idea for a poll: Do you give a shit about NASA or OUTERSPACE BULLSHIT (edit it all you want you get the gist of it): two options: YES or NO
[10:30:09] <chromas> Do we need more "moar women in programming" and "12 products to make you cloud better" farticles?
[10:32:03] <chromas> We could allow <img/> tags and become an imageboard
[10:32:31] <chromas> [ trumpshrug.gif ]
[10:50:12] <xhedit> i like it
[10:50:34] <xhedit> i also like particle physics
[10:50:40] <xhedit> and esoteric hardware hacking
[10:50:49] <xhedit> space is cool and i think plenty of nerds dig it
[10:51:05] <xhedit> BUT THEN AGAIN I HAVE CODE ON ISS SO SUCK ME :D
[10:52:00] <chromas> well quick, write up and article and submit it
[10:53:08] <xhedit> I can't even assed to sign up for the site and you want me to make submissions :X
[10:53:23] <chromas> "Was the Hillary hiking in the woods photo staged?"
[10:53:29] <xhedit> no one digs my submissions
[10:53:30] <chromas> See that's the kind of content we need more of
[10:53:32] <xhedit> they sit in the queue
[10:53:41] <xhedit> and editors are like
[10:53:50] <xhedit> no one wants to read that garbage
[10:54:59] <chromas> It's true. I heard them laughing as they tossed your submissions into the memory hole while clinking bottles of whiskey
[10:55:25] <xhedit> jerks
[10:55:47] <xhedit> pocorgtfo, no one cares about your infosec bs
[10:55:57] <xhedit> elitist soylentnews editors
[10:56:38] <chromas> They're looking for maximum clicks to get those soylent ad moneys
[11:16:31] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - General Motors to Lay Off 2,000 Employees in Ohio and Michigan - http://sylnt.us - not-a-merry-christmas
[11:20:08] * TheMightyBuzzard makes off with all the soylentnews ad moneys and heads to bass pro
[11:20:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:20:20] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3013
[11:22:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite exec
[11:22:36] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[11:22:39] <MrPlow> #fite exec falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[11:23:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite Aphrodite
[11:23:30] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[11:23:41] <MrPlow> #fite Aphrodite falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[11:24:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite AndyTheAbsurd
[11:24:34] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[11:24:45] <MrPlow> #fite TheMightyBuzzard falls broken at AndyTheAbsurd's feet.
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[11:26:09] <khallow> https://soylentnews.org
[11:26:11] <exec> └─ 13SoylentNews Comments | Trump's superior management style
[11:26:18] <khallow> Discuss of course
[11:26:28] <khallow> I really should try to get some sleep now
[11:26:30] <khallow> bye
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[11:28:04] <chromas> #smake kmail
[11:28:04] * MrPlow smakes kmail upside the head with a floppy sausage
[11:35:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... coffee ain't kicking in quick enough to start coding yet. guess i'll read news.
[11:38:40] <FatPhil> nd coffee
[11:38:44] <FatPhil> coffee++
[11:38:44] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3014
[11:48:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh ya, i take drugs in the morning. i should do that.
[11:53:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[11:53:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[11:53:46] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 201
[11:58:12] <jasassin> reminds me of the old guy in the fighting game named "caffeine nicotine"
[11:59:23] <jasassin> here he is in the middle of a fight: https://www.youtube.com
[11:59:25] <exec> └─ 13Haohmaru (menthol) vs. Nicotine Caffeine (Wuzz(and still am)Grandmaster) - YouTube
[12:03:24] <jasassin> personally, im more of a beer nicotine kinda guy with the occasional weed
[12:03:36] * TheMightyBuzzard ponders ugly hacks
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[12:04:35] <jasassin> meh
[12:04:47] <jasassin> a hack is as good for as long as it works
[12:04:54] <jasassin> and its usually long enough
[12:05:29] <jasassin> you dont see people blowing whistles into their phones to drop to a trunk line anymore
[12:05:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> aye, cap'n
[12:06:11] <jasassin> you can blame it on cell phones, or you can blame it on bluebox tones
[12:06:13] <jasassin> either way
[12:06:26] <jasassin> there are no payphones
[12:06:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> blame it on the switch to digital
[12:06:47] * jasassin curses digital
[12:07:15] * jasassin mumbles something about digital spoiling all his fun
[12:08:54] <jasassin> i've never hacked a system since before i turned 18
[12:09:14] <jasassin> thats the truth and im sticking to it
[12:09:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, think ima use pings to the server when a fite's done and let the response trigger a read from a mutex to set the not-fighting state
[12:09:56] <jasassin> cough... bullshit... cough
[12:10:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'how i gotta do it. otherwise there's no easy way to unblock that loop.
[12:10:59] <jasassin> why doesn't the server ... what pinging a server to tell it when something is done?
[12:11:20] <jasassin> man whatever
[12:11:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> pinging the server just to get the response. the response gets read from the blocking read and can be used to trigger a read from the mutex i use for control.
[12:12:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> the mutex i can read without blocking but not the irc server reader
[12:13:05] <jasassin> ahhhhh
[12:13:09] <jasassin> now i understand
[12:13:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> will be up on github later if you wanna see
[12:14:02] <jasassin> email me the link man jasassin@gmail
[12:14:11] <jasassin> or now
[12:14:12] <jasassin> whatever
[12:16:28] <jasassin> im really bummed out man, the computer in my kitchen/living room... the power supply died i just took it apart diagnosed the problem after fiddling with lots of shit
[12:16:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://github.com
[12:17:25] <jasassin> now i have this nvidia 9800ti sitting here and im back down to the old power supply with built in graphics and now i can't play left4dead2
[12:17:38] <jasassin> i'll take a look at that... i am a very shitty coder
[12:17:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> power supply or motherboard?
[12:17:49] <jasassin> power supply
[12:17:55] <jasassin> i had the original in my shed
[12:17:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> with built in graphics?
[12:17:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> da fuq
[12:18:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, old power supply won't push the graphics card
[12:18:40] <jasassin> well i had this dell, and my friend gave me this nvidida 9800ti and the dell didn't have the ps to run it so he gave me a 535 watter (whatever)
[12:19:08] <jasassin> and the ps blew out so i had to yank the vid card and put in the old power supply and bam ITS ALIVE ITS ALIVE
[12:19:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> roger
[12:19:19] <jasassin> took me about half an hour to figure out wtfu
[12:19:27] <jasassin> because the old ps still made lights come on on the mb
[12:19:31] <jasassin> but it was the ps
[12:19:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> huh
[12:19:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> one of the rails dead on the ps?
[12:19:47] <jasassin> i dont know much about that
[12:19:54] <jasassin> how to tell?
[12:20:02] <jasassin> what is a rail?
[12:20:05] <jasassin> man i dont know this shit
[12:20:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> multi-meter with it cracked open and plugged in
[12:20:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> so yeah, prolly best not to check if ya don't know what will shock n kill you.
[12:20:35] <jasassin> seee
[12:20:43] <jasassin> you are the fucking guy i want to hang around with
[12:20:49] <jasassin> i could learn shit all the time
[12:20:54] <jasassin> maybe not be such a fuckhead
[12:22:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> rail is literally a rail that power is attached to at one end and wires that want to deliver said power to stuff are attached to
[12:22:03] <xhedit> much easier to check all the connectors with a voltmeter and shorting ps_on to ground
[12:22:44] <xhedit> a lot of psus are single "rail" and have different sets of wires going to "different rails"
[12:22:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly on the pcb though if it's a cheap ps
[12:24:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> either way, it's probably not something you want to try fixing if you're uncomfortable with a multi-meter
[12:24:23] <jasassin> its a sigma model no sp 535
[12:24:32] * TheMightyBuzzard shurgs
[12:24:36] <xhedit> if you're not comfortable with a meter, well, your first order of business should be fixing that
[12:24:38] <jasassin> dont ever buy that peice of shit
[12:24:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> too many models of ps for me to keep track of them
[12:25:25] <jasassin> xhedit i appreciate where you are coming from i got a breadboard and i tried to make some circuits
[12:25:35] <jasassin> but after i blew out about 20 led's i gave up
[12:25:53] <xhedit> do you understand the basic theories of electricity
[12:25:53] * TheMightyBuzzard refrains from making an AC LED joke
[12:26:03] <jasassin> no
[12:26:07] <jasassin> always wished i did
[12:26:21] <xhedit> read a book
[12:26:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> reading is fundamental. get thyself to a book.
[12:26:31] <xhedit> https://www.youtube.com
[12:26:32] <exec> └─ 13Read a Book (Dirty Version) - YouTube
[12:26:41] * TheMightyBuzzard nods to xhedit
[12:26:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> love that song
[12:26:47] <xhedit> fuck yeah TMB o/
[12:27:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeauh
[12:27:42] <jasassin> i only know simple things and i have no words to put them to
[12:27:59] <xhedit> try "basic electronics" i ngoogle
[12:28:02] <jasassin> like amps bigger pipe, voltage how much you put tgrough the pipe
[12:28:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> dat shiz will start making a whole lot more sense once you grok ohms law.
[12:28:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> caps will prolly throw you for a while though
[12:29:04] <jasassin> the whole thing does
[12:29:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> they took me a while to wrap my head around the math for
[12:29:13] <jasassin> fuck the math
[12:29:15] <jasassin> shit i know
[12:29:29] <jasassin> i suck fat dick at math and thats why i blow out everything when i try to make a circuit
[12:29:53] <jasassin> as soon as i hook up the battery... well there goes the whole deal
[12:30:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> math is just the rules. you can use a calculator and look up the formulas if you need to.
[12:30:21] <jasassin> i basically have to have some schematics i dont get it
[12:30:37] <jasassin> i just dont get electricity and how it goes trhough the different shit and changes
[12:30:47] <jasassin> i wish i knew like you guys
[12:30:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> and if you're popping leds, it's because too many amps are going through them. use an appropriately sized resistor or more leds.
[12:31:18] <jasassin> i did... but once you start adding more things on the breadboard the shit just blows out
[12:31:27] <jasassin> i can't even make an led flash on a breadboard
[12:31:34] <jasassin> that was my project
[12:31:38] <jasassin> to make an led flash
[12:31:45] <jasassin> i blew out about 20 of them and gave up
[12:31:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> flashing's harder than just making it light up
[12:31:49] <jasassin> got disgusted
[12:32:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> gotta throw in capacitors or ICs
[12:32:12] <xhedit> flashing a led would be a lot easier project for say, arduino
[12:32:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya
[12:32:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> or your parallel port
[12:32:40] <jasassin> well i tried it on a breadboard and could not make it work
[12:32:45] <xhedit> parallel ports are a myth
[12:32:53] <jasassin> so fuck it, im retarded... if it can't work on a breadboard for me... whats the point
[12:33:02] <jasassin> im trying to go as low level as i can
[12:33:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> pshaw, i have one AND a serial port
[12:33:23] <jasassin> if i could make things flash on a breadboard i could create my own shit
[12:33:41] <jasassin> but i can't even make one led flash
[12:34:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> grok resistors before you move on to anything else. once you can size a resistor so you don't blow the led you won't blow them later.
[12:34:11] <jasassin> dood
[12:34:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> and that you can do without flashing
[12:34:14] <jasassin> i know resistors
[12:34:17] <xhedit> making a led flash requires logic, that is the problem you are having
[12:34:18] <jasassin> i know capacitors
[12:34:22] <jasassin> i had that shit in there
[12:34:27] <jasassin> its just fucked
[12:34:31] <jasassin> its too complex
[12:34:41] <jasassin> no
[12:34:46] <jasassin> no i didn't have any capacitors
[12:34:49] <jasassin> i had resistors
[12:34:52] <jasassin> only resistors
[12:34:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> da hell?
[12:35:00] <jasassin> i didn't have any capacitors
[12:35:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> can you even do that with resistors alone?
[12:35:20] <jasassin> i didn't know you needed capacitors to make it flash because i was using a microship
[12:35:24] <xhedit> led, battery, resistor is fine
[12:35:26] <jasassin> i have the microship wired in
[12:35:32] <jasassin> the chip was supposed to control it
[12:35:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, if you're using a timer IC or something yeah. you wouldn't need caps.
[12:35:43] <xhedit> an IC might want a filter cap or such
[12:36:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> too high a frequency on the timer maybe?
[12:36:13] <jasassin> hmmmmm
[12:36:25] <xhedit> alkalines batteries have high enouigh internal resistance to do leds without a resistor in some setups
[12:36:32] <xhedit> but it's a bad idea
[12:36:32] <jasassin> see i wish i could hang out with you guys i could get that box out of my shed and wire this shit up
[12:36:37] <jasassin> like the way i think it should be
[12:36:45] <jasassin> and you could say ahhhhhhhhh haaaa you dumbass you can't do THAT
[12:36:51] <jasassin> and i'd be like wuh?
[12:36:59] <jasassin> and you'd be like because snarhasdlfklasjdflaskdfjalskdjfalskdfjalksdfj
[12:37:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> well i can say that now but it won't be helpful
[12:37:09] <jasassin> hahhahahaha
[12:37:17] * jasassin gives buzzard the middle finger
[12:37:42] <jasassin> no wait i take that back
[12:37:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> mostly i'll say don't fuck with ICs until you can build lots of things without them
[12:37:47] * jasassin gives buzzard the bird
[12:37:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> and bird is the word
[12:38:04] <jasassin> family guy
[12:38:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> full metal jacket
[12:38:37] <jasassin> i hate that movie, that guy shoots himself
[12:38:40] <jasassin> FUCK that movie
[12:39:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> dude, adam baldwin is awesome in that movie
[12:39:42] <xhedit> jeyne is the hero of canton
[12:39:51] <jasassin> reminds me of another south park joke the baldwin says: you know what is better than being a baldwin? .... NOTHING
[12:40:20] <jasassin> how can i be a baldwin brother?
[12:40:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> different group of baldwins. adam's unrelated and like their polar opposite.
[12:40:36] <xhedit> the last ship is pretty good too
[12:40:51] <xhedit> for network tv
[12:40:54] * TheMightyBuzzard chuckles
[12:41:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> i forgot about the hero of canton
[12:41:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> and that hat
[12:41:23] <jasassin> heres a great poll.... if you were gay (or are) which of the baldwin brothers would you fuck: list
[12:41:36] <xhedit> that's a little homosexual man
[12:42:09] * Subsentient sprays chunky vomit all over the floor, ceiling and walls
[12:42:10] <jasassin> hahahah what are you homophobic do i have to go all lgbtasdf on you
[12:42:32] <xhedit> it's just accepted practice to say no homo after saying some gay ass shit
[12:42:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> adam on account of the others are all elitist libtards that i wouldn't let lick my ass
[12:43:07] <jasassin> fuck man... tell us how you really feel
[12:43:09] <jasassin> sheeeesh
[12:43:20] * TheMightyBuzzard dislikes them other baldwins
[12:43:23] <xhedit> we drink sjw tears here
[12:43:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'troof
[12:43:34] <jasassin> i fuck steven, just because
[12:43:49] <jasassin> i'd be like TAKE THAT STEVEN
[12:43:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> and man are there a lot of sjw tears this week to drink
[12:44:06] <jasassin> rioting sjw
[12:44:10] <jasassin> i didn't know sjw riot
[12:44:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'what happens when you go dark-side without realizing it
[12:45:12] <jasassin> i dont get it
[12:45:33] * Subsentient hideously ejaculates a briefcase of dog guts for TheMightyBuzzard
[12:45:42] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Lisbon's Web Summit: AI Not Without a Dark Side - http://sylnt.us - it-could-have-told-you-that
[12:46:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> ponder sjws vs the old peaceful hippies.
[12:46:18] <jasassin> ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
[12:46:31] <jasassin> mesa comprende
[12:46:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> the former's what happens when you start with the same ideals, add hatred and power.
[12:47:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> huh, dark side in a headline like a minute after i mention it on unrelated shat
[12:48:00] <jasassin> i never really had a problem with hippies until you said that
[12:48:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> hippies i can live with
[12:48:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> if barely
[12:48:44] <jasassin> i see where you are coming from
[12:48:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://tmb.dedyn.io
[12:49:06] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: lol
[12:49:16] <jasassin> hhahahahahahahahha
[12:49:24] <jasassin> RIGHT ON
[12:49:50] <Subsentient> I prefer melodic death metal https://www.youtube.com
[12:49:53] <exec> └─ 13Forward Momentum - YouTube
[12:49:59] <jasassin> the ironic thing about that is the fucking slayer faggits suck even worse
[12:50:04] <jasassin> fuck slayer
[12:50:36] <jasassin> why dont you listen to some music that is cool... man... slayer? you dont smoke weed do you?
[12:50:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> hippies at least want everyone to be able to do their own thing instead of shoving their beliefs down your throat. i can dig on that even if they are smelly and too stoned to carry on a conversation.
[12:50:56] <jasassin> YES
[12:50:58] <jasassin> YES
[12:51:03] <jasassin> 10 TIMES THIS!
[12:51:16] <jasassin> you nailed it buz
[12:51:19] <jasassin> damn, yes
[12:51:29] <jasassin> big difference between hippie and sjw and you nailed it
[12:51:45] * Subsentient shoves a buttload of utilitarianism down TheMightyBuzzard's throat
[12:52:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> NO! i shall never worship the electric company! or the water company! maybe my ISP cause they give me teh pr0nz but...
[12:52:52] <jasassin> see
[12:53:07] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: You will surrender to summation....
[12:53:16] <jasassin> how dare you mock this motherfucker? he speaks the truth! he's just like donald trump
[12:53:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly not but now i do wanna watch tank girl
[12:53:33] <jasassin> tank girl sucks
[12:53:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake jasassin
[12:53:40] * MrPlow smakes jasassin upside the head with all a snackbar
[12:53:47] <Subsentient> $burrito TheMightyBuzzard and jasassin
[12:53:47] * aqu4 chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at TheMightyBuzzard and jasassin
[12:54:14] <jasassin> well it does... i can't even watch tankgirl high
[12:54:33] <jasassin> \nick donaldtrump
[12:54:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> you have no appreciation for all things punk then
[12:54:44] <Subsentient> https://www.youtube.com
[12:54:46] <exec> └─ 13Faithless by Default - YouTube
[12:54:53] <jasassin> tankgirl its a disaster
[12:55:11] <jasassin> what a disaster... every scene in tankgirl its just a total disaster
[12:55:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> works for me
[12:56:02] <Subsentient> man I feel all businessey with this thinkpad. All professional and respectable. :^3
[12:56:04] <jasassin> ok i was almost beggining to worship you... now this tankgirl shit brings you back to 0 karma
[12:56:24] <Subsentient> As if I'm not furiously masturbating in my Hitler regalia
[12:56:51] <jasassin> sub you need a girlfriend
[12:57:01] <Subsentient> jasassin: I have one.
[12:57:10] <jasassin> then she's doing something wrong
[12:57:20] <Subsentient> Nah. She's just as deranged as me. :^D
[12:57:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> dude, that's like saying you should stop drinking beer just because you have scotch
[12:57:44] <jasassin> she should be watching you around the corner while yoru typing this shit right now
[12:57:58] <jasassin> dude
[12:58:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> scotch is all fine and good but it's not what you want when you're mowing the lawn
[12:58:10] <jasassin> you should stop drinking beer if you have scotch... wtf is wrong with you?
[12:58:41] <Subsentient> I prefer twisted, deranged, goofy girls. :^P
[12:58:55] <jasassin> well its never cool to tip over and have your lawn mover flip over and massaccre you
[12:59:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> sometimes ya just wanna rub a quick one out and not have to bother with another personality being involved
[12:59:07] <Subsentient> mmm chunky salsa
[12:59:18] <jasassin> thats true
[12:59:28] <Subsentient> That's what my Hitler regalia is for.
[12:59:35] <jasassin> no
[12:59:41] <Subsentient> Yes.
[13:00:09] * jasassin starts say no like Adam Sandler Hot Water Burn Baby
[13:00:11] <jasassin> no
[13:00:13] <jasassin> noooooooooo
[13:00:19] <Subsentient> Oh Ja
[13:00:55] <Subsentient> Girlfriend texted she was on the toilet. I said mmm fudge, she said 'want strawberry sauce with that'
[13:01:04] <Subsentient> Fucking perfect.
[13:01:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> da fuq, why am i getting invalid email address on commits to my damned repo
[13:01:34] <jasassin> how the hell are we supposed to know?
[13:01:44] <Subsentient> I did it. I am uber haxxorz god.
[13:01:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> mystical monkey powers
[13:01:57] <jasassin> i saw that movie
[13:02:10] <Subsentient> I also put bologna in your optical drive.
[13:02:11] <jasassin> i could kick that mystical monkeys ass
[13:02:22] <jasassin> i'd just hold out a bananna and then shoot him
[13:03:10] <jasassin> omfg
[13:03:15] <jasassin> bologna in the optical
[13:03:19] <jasassin> thats priceless
[13:03:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, i prolly didn't set the email address for git in that repo on beryllium
[13:03:43] <Subsentient> jasassin: ^^
[13:04:17] <jasassin> ok sub you remind me of a story
[13:04:37] <Subsentient> I do huh
[13:04:55] <jasassin> me and a friend used to go to godfathers pizza and eat their buffet... but in the buffett they make the pizzas all dough and little toppings
[13:05:43] <jasassin> so we would scrape the toppings off the dough and eat that... and they had painting hanging in the godfathers and we would slap our scraped pizza slices up on the wall under the painting
[13:06:04] <Subsentient> mmm
[13:06:07] <Subsentient> sure they loved you guys hehe
[13:06:19] <jasassin> dood
[13:06:21] <jasassin> noone knew
[13:06:30] <jasassin> and then they came to close this place down
[13:06:47] <jasassin> and underneath all the paintings were all these moldy pizza slices
[13:06:59] <jasassin> its fucking hilarious
[13:07:03] <Subsentient> I'm literally laughing, that's hilarious
[13:07:12] <Subsentient> Well done sir. I tip my hat to you.
[13:10:24] <jasassin> well... its really not my fault... if they made the buffett pizza like the normal pizza i wouldn't do that
[13:11:43] <Subsentient> jasassin: They deserved it, trying to cheat lol
[13:11:57] <jasassin> i know.... trick me... FUCK YOU
[13:12:50] <Subsentient> I hope they smelled at one point :^D
[13:13:11] <jasassin> hahahha that reminds me of more!
[13:13:26] <jasassin> the same guy i was with when we were slapping those slices up he says
[13:14:08] <jasassin> you know what you can do? you can eat a buncha hotwings and then remove the wall socket and slide those hotwings in there and they'll start to rot and they'll never know where the smell is coming from
[13:14:11] <jasassin> im like holy shit!
[13:14:36] <Subsentient> That's perfect. Fucking perfect. I like this guy.
[13:15:22] <jasassin> yeah he's more fucked up than i am
[13:15:23] <xhedit> did he tell you to disconnect the supply line to the hot water heater and just piss in there too jesus fuck
[13:15:32] <jasassin> no
[13:15:55] <jasassin> he said i should lift up the lid on the toilet and shit in the top... so no matter how many times they flush its still just shit
[13:16:52] <Subsentient> I'm laughing really hard, thanks, I needed that :^D
[13:17:43] <jasassin> dood if you grew up in my shithole you'd be surprised at the shit these niggers come up with
[13:17:46] <jasassin> its scary
[13:18:43] <Subsentient> I love irritating but ultimately mostly harmless pranks like that
[13:18:46] <jasassin> i know they have these improvised explosive devices and shit, but damn... some of the terror that can be created by some fucked up shit
[13:19:38] <jasassin> the pizza behind the picture thing was mine
[13:19:43] <jasassin> but the rest was everyone else
[13:19:51] <Subsentient> jasassin: That's perfect....
[13:21:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> i spose i should get to coding. i just don't really feel like it.
[13:22:12] <jasassin> hey buzzard you drink beers?
[13:22:14] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: Story of my life
[13:23:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> jasassin, what kind of question is that? might as well ask if i'm warm-blooded or breathe air.
[13:23:32] <jasassin> alright better question (question i wanted to ask anyway but now i can) what beer is your favorite?
[13:24:14] * Subsentient doesn't touch alcohol despite smoking
[13:24:24] <jasassin> sub you smoke weed?
[13:24:39] <Subsentient> jasassin: Nope, but I probably would if I knew anyone.
[13:24:50] * jasassin nods at Subsentient
[13:25:06] <Subsentient> Alcohol is worse than weed imho
[13:25:15] <Subsentient> I'd rather see someone stoned than drunk any day
[13:25:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> jasassin, free
[13:25:27] <jasassin> free?
[13:25:32] <Subsentient> He prefers free beer
[13:25:43] <jasassin> ahhh bogus
[13:25:53] <jasassin> you are right alchol is way worse than weed
[13:25:56] <Subsentient> I prefer smoked cat nipple jerky
[13:25:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> pffft
[13:26:07] <jasassin> don't see someone smoking too much weed and beating up everyone
[13:26:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> alcohol makes you stupid for a few hours. pot makes you stupid forever.
[13:26:18] <jasassin> alchohol... whoooooo whoooooooo
[13:26:20] <FatPhil> Looks like I missed out on some chat in the last hour or so
[13:26:31] <Subsentient> jasassin: Or destroying their lives by sexting their boss or driving off a bridge
[13:26:44] <jasassin> weed makes you stupid for awhile, maybe forever... but it never makes you kill your family and then yourself
[13:27:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> neither does alcohol. that's all on you.
[13:27:07] <Subsentient> Honestly I'd rather just stick to my cancer sticks. I'd rather be dead than stupid.
[13:27:07] <jasassin> tit tat
[13:27:09] <jasassin> this that
[13:27:20] <jasassin> so whats your point?
[13:27:41] <jasassin> weed vs alchol FIGHT
[13:27:47] <FatPhil> drugs of various sorts have been enormously influential on both the sciences and the arts
[13:27:50] <xhedit> smoke blunts, drink 40s, and vape all day
[13:27:52] <xhedit> fuck you faggots
[13:28:00] <Subsentient> I kinda don't like mind altering substances in general. I tolerate nicotine and caffeine.
[13:28:29] <jasassin> i can understand because i am the guy
[13:28:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> i like a few of em. caffeine, nicotine, amphetamine, alcohol.
[13:28:49] <jasassin> i am the guy who can actually understand some code and i smoke more pot than most people
[13:28:58] <Subsentient> xhedit: I'm vaping right now just because my GF worries if I smoke too much. Left to my own devices I'm 2 packs a day easily, no filters.
[13:28:59] <FatPhil> alcohol's pretty much the only one I do.
[13:29:10] <jasassin> alchohol can get you in big trouble
[13:29:16] <xhedit> i've seen your desk you depraved lunatic
[13:29:25] <Subsentient> xhedit: Mine?
[13:29:27] <xhedit> yep
[13:29:29] <Subsentient> :^D
[13:29:30] <jasassin> you can die in a car wreck, but on pot if you smoke on pot you drive 10 under the speed limit and are extremely paranoid
[13:29:48] zz_janrinok is now known as janrinok
[13:29:58] <jasassin> pot does not = hallucigen
[13:29:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> jasassin, i been in a pot-caused car wreck. don't gimme that nonsense.
[13:30:10] <jasassin> what?
[13:30:14] <jasassin> please elaborate
[13:30:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> idiot friend was stoned, drove us off in a ditch cause of blunted reflexes and alertness.
[13:30:53] <jasassin> ok, this person had no alcohol in their system?
[13:30:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> newp
[13:31:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> was like 10am, we saved alcohol for the evenings.
[13:31:19] <Subsentient> I still wouldn't get in the car with someone high.
[13:31:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> troof
[13:31:28] <jasassin> and because of weed... he drove his car off the road?
[13:31:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> missed a turn. hit a ditch. bounced into a telephone pole.
[13:31:59] <xhedit> total newfag
[13:32:10] <jasassin> man....
[13:32:19] <jasassin> i think your friend is a dipshit
[13:32:19] * Subsentient rips a juicy wet one and makes you all smell it
[13:32:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> well yeah
[13:32:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> we all were. we were <= 18
[13:32:49] <jasassin> :)
[13:32:52] <jasassin> touche
[13:33:37] * TheMightyBuzzard ponders
[13:33:41] <jasassin> i disbelive the inclination it was because of weed
[13:34:39] <FatPhil> I don't. I'd not get in a car with a bunch of the stoners I've known.
[13:34:51] <xhedit> weed can cause accidents. reaction time was halved for chronic weed smokers driving while high, more than that for less experience people. i think it was overall about 1/4th the effect of alcohol on reaction time
[13:35:23] <xhedit> er, doubled
[13:35:35] <FatPhil> Light toke, not a prob, but you do not want someone easily disctracted in charge of two tons of death machine.
[13:35:36] <jasassin> well as an avid smoker that drives all the time
[13:35:39] <jasassin> i dont belive it
[13:35:55] <FatPhil> Dunning Krueger much?
[13:36:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> we need the mythbusters on this
[13:36:07] <jasassin> i know
[13:36:25] <jasassin> we need to hook me up to a car sober (good luck on that) and then me high (no problemo)
[13:36:39] <xhedit> get kari stoned and put her on the track
[13:36:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> xactly
[13:37:05] <jasassin> well... she probably wouldn't know where they keys were
[13:37:12] <jasassin> but thats not the point... or maybe it is
[13:37:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> then make her shoot the .50 cal again just for gratuitous jiggly jiggly jiggly
[13:37:46] <jasassin> nothing like titties bouncing around
[13:37:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> !grab janrinok
[13:37:54] <Bender> Added quote 794
[13:37:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> !grab jasassin
[13:37:58] <Bender> Added quote 795
[13:38:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> blerg, stupid auto-complete
[13:38:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> jasassin++ # for great truth
[13:38:34] <Bender> karma - jasassin: 1
[13:42:56] <janrinok> hi all - I've been grabbed and I haven't even said anything yet!
[13:43:07] <jasassin> i'll grab ya by the pussy if you want
[13:43:22] <janrinok> I've heard that somewhere else recently...
[13:45:02] <jasassin> well if you're not gonna let me grab ya by the pussy... you're disastrous... its just disastrous
[13:45:26] <FatPhil> make pussy-grabbing great again!
[13:45:27] <jasassin> not a very good person
[13:45:42] <janrinok> I've been told that before too
[13:45:56] <jasassin> let me tell you she is the devil...
[13:46:27] <janrinok> er, she?
[13:46:49] <jasassin> wait aren't you the one with the operation... oh .... my bad... no FUCK YOU
[13:47:22] <janrinok> lol - the only op I need is one to replace my current brain
[13:47:41] <jasassin> whats wrong with the current one?
[13:47:58] <janrinok> doesn't work anywhere near as good as it once did
[13:48:11] <jasassin> did you find my stash?
[13:48:24] <janrinok> were you serious earlier about learning about circuits?
[13:48:31] <janrinok> no stash - sry
[13:48:32] <jasassin> yes
[13:48:40] <janrinok> I can help you if you want to learn
[13:48:57] <jasassin> i need a place to start
[13:50:28] <janrinok> all you need is a small battery, some wires, an LED with both wires on it intact (not cut short) and a 2.2KOhm resistor (red, red, red)
[13:50:57] <jasassin> ok janrinok could you do me a favor i am jasassin@gmail.com
[13:51:09] <jasassin> send me an email and i can email you back
[13:51:19] <jasassin> and this shit can get real
[13:51:23] <janrinok> we can lay them down on a table in front of you, join them up, and we can look at what happens and why
[13:51:32] <jasassin> i have skype also
[13:51:34] <jasassin> yes
[13:51:53] <janrinok> email is easy - [nick] @ soylentnews dot org
[13:51:58] <jasassin> so i can get my things out and i can have skype on my laptops and cirousty and shit
[13:52:00] <jasassin> right on
[13:52:18] <jasassin> im getting hammered right now im on the fucked up side
[13:52:19] <jasassin> sorry
[13:52:28] <jasassin> but i am seriously about this or i wouldn't have this stuff
[13:52:54] <janrinok> np - now is not the best time for either of us. But IRC is best, we can create our own chat and it's real time
[13:53:03] <jasassin> cool
[13:53:17] <jasassin> but i can skype too to show you real time video of the stupid shit im trying to do
[13:53:40] <jasassin> i'd love to get an led to blink
[13:53:41] <jasassin> and then
[13:53:48] <jasassin> get lots of them to blink
[13:53:59] <jasassin> and then learn how to make them blink in different ways
[13:54:01] <janrinok> Im in France, so my usual availability times are 1400 (GMT) to 2000 (GMT)
[13:54:04] <jasassin> that would be cool
[13:54:11] <jasassin> i have insomnia
[13:54:14] <jasassin> im always available
[13:54:39] <jasassin> i sleep about 4 hours every 2 days
[13:55:04] <janrinok> when you have time, let me know what bits and pieces you have and I can start thinking about what we can do with them.
[13:56:58] <jasassin> ok i'll make an inventory
[13:57:07] <jasassin> i want to make something that works
[13:57:11] <jasassin> i have lots of parts
[13:57:48] <janrinok> start small and simple and build up from there
[13:58:07] <jasassin> flashing led
[13:58:13] <jasassin> thats my project uncompleted
[13:58:42] <janrinok> first of all, we simply make an LED light and make sure we know _why_ and _how_ it works
[13:58:53] <janrinok> then we add flashing.
[13:58:57] <jasassin> well no
[13:59:03] <jasassin> i have an led light
[13:59:24] <janrinok> but do you know _how_ your circuit works?
[13:59:34] <jasassin> (dont know how it works or why) but i know that if i put too much through it i tneed this resistor (dont know how much or why) but i know if i put that in there it doesn't burn it out
[13:59:46] <jasassin> no
[14:00:07] <janrinok> np - lets get that sorted first and build on that
[14:00:35] <jasassin> ok i'm gonna get my stuff out and we'll start i appreciate your help if you could help me understand how to make an led flash on my breadboard
[14:00:36] <jasassin> wow
[14:00:37] <jasassin> ok
[14:00:45] <jasassin> i am super serious
[14:01:08] <jasassin> you know
[14:01:12] <jasassin> this could be really cool
[14:01:15] <jasassin> if you teach me that
[14:01:16] <janrinok> so am I - it's how most of us here started, although perhaps we didn't have the benefit of modern breadboards etc
[14:01:23] <jasassin> and teach me how to time it
[14:01:24] <jasassin> omfg
[14:01:43] <jasassin> those asshole bombmakers watch out i can fix a tv!
[14:02:22] <jasassin> i want to learn this so greatfull so greatful
[14:02:31] <janrinok> I used to do TV repair when I was at school - way back in the days of tubes (valves) and huge cathode ray tube displays
[14:02:56] <janrinok> but I started out with v simple circuits
[14:03:02] <jasassin> see this is what i am talking about
[14:03:06] <jasassin> a real life superhero
[14:03:32] <jasassin> belive it or not... people like you are 1 in a million
[14:03:37] <janrinok> you don't learn about cars by buying a complete car in bits and trying to build it. You start by looking at the brakes, or the lights, or whatever.
[14:04:33] <jasassin> i remember when i was a kid and my best friend his mom had a radio that didn't work
[14:04:46] <jasassin> she had one of those voltmeters or whatever and she was using it
[14:04:55] <jasassin> and she soldered and undsoldered some shit
[14:04:59] <jasassin> and made the radio work
[14:05:02] <jasassin> blew my fucking mind
[14:05:05] <jasassin> i was only lik 14
[14:05:46] <jasassin> she worked for raven industries
[14:06:06] <janrinok> I don't know the company, but I understand what you are saying
[14:06:46] <jasassin> i was only 14 and i laughed at myself while i walked by and she was doing that shit
[14:07:02] <jasassin> then me and my frined came out she was putting it back together and the shit worked
[14:07:09] <jasassin> im like.... HUH.... fuck me
[14:07:51] <janrinok> it can be very rewarding learning a skill like that
[14:07:58] <jasassin> hell yeah!
[14:08:02] <jasassin> to be able... ok
[14:08:07] <jasassin> just an example blah blah
[14:08:17] <jasassin> our computer just shit
[14:08:29] <janrinok> but it does have to be learned, there is no magic wand that suddenly changes you overnight
[14:08:54] <jasassin> and i figured it out it was the powersupply so we had one and i replaced it, but thats a LOT differen't than using a volt meter to check circruits
[14:09:06] <jasassin> THAT is what iw ant to be able to do
[14:09:20] <jasassin> figure out what part it bad out of that alien looking peice of tech
[14:09:44] <jasassin> but we have to start small like you said
[14:11:00] <jasassin> i understand basic concepts, capcitors save a charge, diodes make sure electricity doesn't go backwards, resistors decresase the voltage
[14:11:08] <janrinok> well, I wouldn't suggest trying to fix a modern computer using only a multimeter. You might be lucky but it usually requires a bit more to fix the bloody things. But I suspect that most of us here have put a computer together from basic components. Some of us have actually built computers from scratch but I'd not recommend it nowadays.
[14:11:51] <jasassin> scratch? what is building a computer from scratch?
[14:12:33] <janrinok> my first computer had to be put together from resistors, chips and capacitors, over 4000 soldered joints. and that was only an 8-bit Z-80 cpu
[14:12:47] <jasassin> FUCK THAT
[14:13:01] <jasassin> i thought the am radio i built as a kid was awesome
[14:13:18] <janrinok> couldn't afford to buy a built one in them days. A 5MB (yes MB) hard drive cost over $600
[14:14:10] <jasassin> its not about that
[14:14:18] <jasassin> its about learning how it flows
[14:14:19] <janrinok> It's still downstairs in the cellar and it still works, although I can't be arsed to power it up nowadays
[14:14:40] <jasassin> about how the electricity makes things work
[14:14:54] <jasassin> well and the components
[14:14:59] <jasassin> thats what im talking about
[14:15:08] <janrinok> yep, and that is what we will do
[14:15:24] <jasassin> i can't wait i want to learn about how to USE a capacitor
[14:15:28] <jasassin> and what the fuck it does
[14:15:31] <jasassin> i know what it does
[14:15:36] <jasassin> but how to use it in a circuit
[14:15:38] <jasassin> ok
[14:15:49] <jasassin> just wait though i gotta dig that outta my shed
[14:15:56] <janrinok> you'll need a couple for your flashing LED circuit
[14:16:02] <jasassin> ok
[14:16:09] <jasassin> i'll get all parts necessary
[14:16:16] <jasassin> this is gonna be so fucking cool
[14:16:19] <janrinok> but let's start slowly
[14:16:24] <jasassin> we should make a youtube video
[14:16:33] <janrinok> lol - that is TOO fast!
[14:16:38] <jasassin> i dont have a cellphone or any camera or anything
[14:16:58] <janrinok> when you understand it, you'll be able to make your own youtube vid
[14:17:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> jasassin, capacitors require math. not hard math but definitely math.
[14:17:38] <jasassin> hmmm... i have to start somewhere
[14:17:59] <janrinok> have you got a calculator?
[14:18:13] <janrinok> just a simple one will do
[14:18:18] <jasassin> and i can add subtract multiply divide, i know fractions and percentages... and i know boolean algebra
[14:18:19] <FatPhil> google is a calculator
[14:18:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar. get janrinok to link you a good ohms law diagram. that's enough math to start with and it just covers resistors.
[14:19:31] <jasassin> i am not too familiar with trignometry and i know nothing of calculus
[14:19:47] <janrinok> don't need either of them for the time being :)
[14:19:47] <jasassin> i dont even know what the purpose of calculus is
[14:19:55] <jasassin> what is the purpose of calculus?
[14:19:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> just as long as you can do basic algebra, you'll be fine for the basics.
[14:20:01] <jasassin> can you explain it to me like im 5?
[14:20:07] <jasassin> what is the prupose of calculus?
[14:20:31] <jasassin> i think in my mind
[14:20:34] <jasassin> from what ive seen
[14:20:45] <jasassin> its a way to graph a line in 3 dimensions?
[14:20:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> jasassin, you could use it to find the volume of your nutsack without dipping it in water
[14:21:19] <jasassin> so im wrong its not graphing a line in 3 dimensions?
[14:22:00] <janrinok> Calculus (from Latin calculus, literally "small pebble used for counting") is the mathematical study of change, in the same way that geometry is the study of shape and algebra is the study of operations and their application to solving equations. - Google
[14:22:22] <jasassin> well that really helps
[14:22:23] <jasassin> thanks
[14:22:31] <janrinok> but you don't need it for what we are going to do
[14:23:01] <janrinok> 'the study of change' - is all you have to accept from that definition.
[14:23:18] <janrinok> and we don't need it
[14:23:22] <jasassin> yes we are going to make a circuit that makes a light go on and off
[14:23:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> all you need for that is a circuit that makes a light go on and a hammer
[14:23:57] <janrinok> and makes a sound, or is a timer, or ....
[14:24:14] <jasassin> yes!!!!
[14:24:22] <jasassin> and what i want to know is the light when it flashes
[14:24:25] <jasassin> how fast or slow
[14:24:29] <jasassin> you know what i mean
[14:24:49] <janrinok> yep, that's how most of us started in some way or other
[14:25:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> fek, my brain totally ain't kicked into coding mode today. i got part of the fite status resetting done but damned if i can figure out what else i need to do.
[14:25:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite cmn32480
[14:25:30] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[14:25:48] <janrinok> pick me - I die every time!
[14:26:00] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Scientists Have Developed a Type of HIV Test On a USB Stick - http://sylnt.us - just-a-little-prick
[14:26:01] <jasassin> hey jan thanks for helping me out its late here im not bailing or anything but its gonna take awhile to dig what i got outta the shed
[14:26:06] <jasassin> its so filled with shit
[14:26:14] <janrinok> np - I'm on here most days#
[14:26:22] <MrPlow> cmn32480 falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[14:26:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite exec
[14:26:28] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[14:26:32] <MrPlow> exec falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[14:28:04] <janrinok> TheMightyBuzzard, what are you trying to make fite do?
[14:28:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> janrinok, be multi-threaded. more complex than that but my brain ain't waking up today.
[14:29:01] <janrinok> I know that feeling
[14:29:36] <jasassin> can you teach that bot to give handjobs?
[14:29:44] <janrinok> if only ...
[14:30:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> think i need moar nicotine
[14:31:31] <jasassin> he's almost as bad as me, i just smoke while i type this bullshit
[14:32:06] <jasassin> alright i am totally afk gotta check out this system i repaired
[14:32:30] <janrinok> lol - cul8r
[14:32:32] <FatPhil> Time to fill my gullet with alcohol...
[14:32:42] <janrinok> a wise decision FP
[14:32:51] <FatPhil> A group of friends are having an aged beer tasting today.
[14:33:12] <FatPhil> The oldest beer at the tasting will be an Eku 23o with a BB date of 1996!
[14:33:26] <janrinok> that is something I would enjoy. Finish beer, Estonian?
[14:33:42] * cmn32480 is happy to be the Guniea pig for muilti threaded fiteing
[14:34:03] <FatPhil> TheMightyBuzzard: thanks for the suicide, you're a gentleman!
[14:34:05] <janrinok> finnish*
[14:34:11] <janrinok> ~gday cmn32480
[14:34:13] * exec deliciously postulates a hammerfs volume of trauma towards cmn32480
[14:34:20] <cmn32480> ~gdy janrinok
[14:34:27] <cmn32480> ~gday janrinok
[14:34:29] * exec sardonically copies a systemd journal of Uranus for janrinok
[14:34:39] <janrinok> you win
[14:35:02] <cmn32480> i think we bboth lost
[14:35:10] <cmn32480> I got trauma. YOu got uransus
[14:35:16] <cmn32480> #weather Uernais
[14:35:17] <MrPlow> Unable to find weather for that location
[14:35:22] <cmn32480> #weather Uranus
[14:35:22] <MrPlow> 98.6F and windy.
[14:35:26] <janrinok> you got another anagram!
[14:39:09] <janrinok> time for tea!
[14:47:33] <janrinok> tea++
[14:47:34] <Bender> karma - tea: 564
[14:51:28] <cmn32480> coffee++
[14:51:28] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3015
[14:57:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> m'kay, got a vague idea of what i needa do now.
[14:57:57] <janrinok> nicotine and caffeine move in mysterious ways Buzz
[14:58:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> still not up to snuff, just sat there and smoked n thought until i could get a fuzzy picture
[14:58:43] <janrinok> write some fuzzy code then
[14:59:11] * cmn32480 hands TheMightyBuzzard a few peaches to get started
[14:59:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> #yt the presidents of the united states of america peaches
[14:59:55] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[15:07:24] <cmn32480> fek.. i hate taiing kids to birthday parties
[15:09:30] <janrinok> don't they let you have a piece of cake?
[15:09:46] <janrinok> or won't they play with you?
[15:09:58] <cmn32480> usually it is that I don't know anybody
[15:10:23] <janrinok> sit on the floor with the kids and join in!
[15:10:45] <janrinok> eat too much, make yourself sick, cry a bit, and then throw a tantrum
[15:11:04] * cmn32480 considers this logic...
[15:11:12] <cmn32480> .me notes the lack of beer in this equation
[15:11:36] <janrinok> well, if they have got beers as well, what are you complaining about?
[15:11:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> shit, i just totally put that logic in the wrong place.
[15:12:07] <cmn32480> forgot your beer too huh?
[15:12:16] <janrinok> well, you said it was going to be fuzzy
[15:12:21] <cmn32480> they WON'T have beer
[15:12:27] <cmn32480> it's at a bouncy house
[15:12:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> at this point it's more furry than fuzzy
[15:13:20] * cmn32480 giggles
[15:19:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> god damnit, gonna have a race condition if i do it that way.
[15:19:26] * cmn32480 claims the turtle
[15:21:08] <janrinok> is it turtles all the way down?
[15:21:40] <cmn32480> I thought he was tracing the lazy hare
[15:21:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> fuck it, i'll just set a half second delay on it. that should be plenty of time to get a variable set.
[15:23:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh wait, no, there's no race condition. i'm on the crack.
[15:23:14] <janrinok> lol
[15:23:36] <janrinok> Buzz, take a break, take the weekend off
[15:23:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> newp, almost done.
[15:24:09] * cmn32480 passes the pipe to TheMightyBuzzard
[15:26:55] * janrinok thinks that is enough editing for a while, do some more later
[15:27:20] * cmn32480 is poking the job listings instead of editing
[15:27:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... pipe... not a bad idea. i have pipes and pipe tobacco.
[15:27:46] <janrinok> we're more than a day ahead, np cmn32480
[15:27:56] <cmn32480> I saw that
[15:28:46] <janrinok> pipe - another weapon for fite?
[15:30:07] <janrinok> gosh - Laura lives only 2 km away from here and she wants to meet me! What a coincidence...
[15:30:08] <cmn32480> xhedit already has one
[15:30:19] <cmn32480> but his is an r2pipe
[15:30:28] <cmn32480> so he has upgraded to a release 2
[15:30:55] <janrinok> is that a much improved pipe - with bug fixes included?
[15:31:26] <cmn32480> and added featuures
[15:32:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> mine're just briarwood. no features.
[15:32:17] <janrinok> I think I am missing some of the basic of fite - do you have to chose your own weapons?
[15:32:32] <janrinok> I get dicked every time
[15:34:00] <cmn32480> gotta run
[15:34:15] <janrinok> play fair with the other children
[15:34:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> janrinok, yeah. #fitectl weapon <weapon> and #fitectl armor <armor>
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[15:36:51] <jasassin> znc fux0rs
[15:38:14] <jasassin> love cmn32480 just says No.
[15:39:12] <jasassin> guest49267 says go away
[15:41:53] <jasassin> what the fuck is quassel irc v0.10.0 xhedit built on may 10 2015 wow
[15:42:30] <jasassin> arti still using bitchx
[15:42:35] <jasassin> gotta give some props there
[15:42:51] <cmn32480> NO!
[15:43:25] <janrinok> OK, give 'em shit cmn32480
[15:43:28] <jasassin> YES! YES YES! daniel brian says YES!
[15:43:30] <jasassin> YES YES!
[15:43:46] <jasassin> hide your version bitch... we've found you!
[15:45:18] <jasassin> i keep on hoping cmn eats some cake by the ocean
[15:51:34] <jasassin> https://www.youtube.com man... i totally want that asian guitar player
[15:51:36] <exec> └─ 13DNCE - Cake By The Ocean - YouTube
[15:51:42] <jasassin> just hug her and kiss her and make her love me
[15:57:14] <jasassin> Bueller?... Bueller?... Bueller?
[15:58:36] <jasassin> or like TMB might say:
[15:58:43] <jasassin> Not that I condone fascism, or any -ism for that matter. -Ism's in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, "I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me." Good point there. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus. I'd still have to bum rides off people.
[16:02:20] <jasassin> you know whats really weird about beatles? i've never seen the beatles or a beatle in real life (i mean the bug)
[16:08:06] <jasassin> paul mcartney came to south dakota and he wanted like 250 dollars a ticket
[16:08:08] <jasassin> pffft
[16:08:10] <jasassin> ha ha
[16:08:20] <jasassin> ironically he sold out the fucker
[16:08:37] <jasassin> who are these assholes that pay 250 dollars to see faggity paul mccartney?
[16:09:00] <jasassin> meh
[16:09:25] * TheMightyBuzzard grumbles
[16:09:43] <janrinok> well, although he might not mean much to you, the Beatles started much of what we now know as popular music. I'm not surprised that he was charging so much, but I don't think that he would appeal to you much either
[16:10:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> so, my car ain't missing on a cylinder. gotta be something else causing it to run like shit. timing chain/belt maybe.
[16:10:55] <janrinok> I used to buy all their records (yep - vinyl) as soon as they were released. Along with the Rolling Stones, the Who, and others of that time
[16:14:25] <jasassin> i mean i dont totally not get it
[16:14:33] <jasassin> i like that song he did with michael
[16:14:53] <jasassin> what is it
[16:14:56] <jasassin> let me see
[16:15:09] <janrinok> just from a different era - I don't like much of today's music, but some of it I like
[16:15:22] <jasassin> say say say
[16:15:34] <jasassin> and its kinda funny jan
[16:15:43] <jasassin> michael bought all the rights to their songs
[16:15:51] <jasassin> funny shit behind that
[16:16:13] <janrinok> they are worth a lot of money!
[16:16:24] <jasassin> https://www.youtube.com
[16:16:26] <exec> └─ 13Paul McCartney and Michael Jackson_Say Say Say - YouTube
[16:16:56] <jasassin> then why didn't paul bid higher?
[16:17:29] <jasassin> micheal bought all of his shit
[16:18:01] <janrinok> maybe he didn't want to
[16:18:24] <jasassin> yeah right read about the way it worked
[16:18:29] <jasassin> paul is butthurtt
[16:18:31] <jasassin> bigtime
[16:19:33] <jasassin> i thought we were pals <paul voice> tee hee but i told you i was gonna buy them <michael voice"
[16:19:57] <janrinok> got to go cook something to eat! biab
[16:20:06] janrinok is now known as janrinok_afk
[16:24:10] <jasassin> michael jackson number one performer of all time
[16:24:32] <jasassin> i do not give a shit who he stole from elvis whatever on stage he is magical
[16:29:40] <jasassin> if there were some necromantic pedophiliac ritual to resurrect michael i would do it fuck it
[16:30:23] <jasassin> i would fuck it up. it would end up like some pet cemetary shit. and we would end up with a real thriller deal.
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[19:43:11] <cmn32480> ~say #fite TheMightyBuzzard
[19:43:12] <exec> #fite TheMightyBuzzard
[19:43:12] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[19:43:13] <cmn32480> #fite TheMightyBuzzard
[19:43:21] <MrPlow> #fite exec falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[19:43:21] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[19:44:01] <MrPlow> cmn32480 falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[19:44:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> wewt!
[19:44:10] <cmn32480> damnit
[19:44:20] * cmn32480 needs to level exec back up
[19:44:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fitectl status
[19:44:24] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard level: 65, hp: 14, weapon: 'Special Purpose', armor: 'dog named Shithead'
[19:44:29] <janrinok_afk> cmn32480, how did the party go?
[19:44:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite Aphrodite
[19:44:30] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[19:44:37] <MrPlow> #fite TheMightyBuzzard falls broken at Aphrodite's feet.
[19:44:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> dang
[19:44:56] <cmn32480> janrinok_afk - filed under heading of "Places I wish to Avoid"
[19:45:08] <cmn32480> ~nelson TheMightyBuzzard
[19:45:10] <exec> 03TheMightyBuzzard: HA! HA!
[19:45:11] <janrinok_afk> wot! no cake?
[19:45:28] <janrinok_afk> #fite cmn32480
[19:45:28] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[19:45:28] <MrPlow> #fite cmn32480's corpse is currently rotting on the ground. Try fighting someone who's alive.
[19:45:37] <janrinok_afk> #fite TheMightyBuzzard
[19:45:37] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[19:45:37] <MrPlow> #fite TheMightyBuzzard's corpse is currently rotting on the ground. Try fighting someone who's alive.
[19:45:52] <cmn32480> janrinok_afk, I hate kids parties... especially when I know no one.
[19:45:55] <janrinok_afk> #fite FatPhil
[19:45:55] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[19:45:55] <swiss> #fite janrinok_afk
[19:46:01] <swiss> #fite janrinok
[19:46:03] <MrPlow> janrinok_afk falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
[19:46:03] * MrPlow looks around but doesn't see janrinok_afk
[19:46:03] * MrPlow looks around but doesn't see janrinok
[19:46:07] <cmn32480> this is bocominmg more and more common as my kids grow older and I don't know as many of the parents as I used to
[19:46:14] <swiss> #fite FatPhil
[19:46:14] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[19:46:25] <MrPlow> #fite swiss falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
[19:46:29] <swiss> yep
[19:46:42] <cmn32480> swiss - you gotta fite people at same or weaker than you
[19:46:49] <cmn32480> or all you are doing is making them stronger
[19:46:56] <swiss> i know ;_;
[19:47:07] <swiss> i was hoping janrinok_afk weakend him up
[19:47:22] <janrinok_afk> doubt it - I always end up dead
[19:47:47] <cmn32480> me too
[19:48:13] <cmn32480> you can't get out of life alive
[19:51:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> woah, i didn't think that would work but it totally looks like it does.
[19:51:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'll monkey with the bot some more later but i think i got the hard bits done
[19:51:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[19:51:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[19:51:49] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 202
[19:54:08] <janrinok_afk> well time for me to go. See you guys tomorrow if you don't die fite'ing each other :)
[19:54:17] <cmn32480> ~gnight janrinok_afk
[19:54:19] * exec cohesively formulates a purse of hip hop for janrinok_afk
[19:54:32] <janrinok_afk> ~gnight cmn32480
[19:54:34] * exec explicitly writes a fanfic featuring a rar archive of terrible twos about cmn32480
[19:54:39] <janrinok_afk> ~gnight TheMightyBuzzard
[19:54:41] * exec crutchyly planks a buttload of bling blong for TheMightyBuzzard
[19:54:46] <janrinok_afk> ~gnight swiss
[19:54:47] * exec scientifically instantiates a B cup of aqu4 burritos for swiss
[19:55:09] * cmn32480 decides to head out and see what is to be done regarding the plethora of leaves that are covering his crab grass
[19:55:25] <janrinok_afk> bury kids in them!
[19:55:42] <cmn32480> well maybe.. but burying bodies in them certainly won't work
[19:56:52] <cmn32480> I'm far too figety towork on the Exchange server upgrade at work or write the engineers notes from the weeks activities
[19:56:53] janrinok_afk is now known as zz_janrinok_afk
[19:57:04] <AndyTheAbsurd> https://i.redd.it
[20:06:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, gotta test out my initial multi-threaded fite work. MrPlow is going down a minute
[20:06:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> #pissoff
[20:06:56] <MrPlow> Off I shall piss...
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[20:10:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> #join #fite
[20:10:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> #join #dev
[20:10:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> #join #editorial
[20:10:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> #join #test
[20:10:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> #goodfairy
[20:10:20] <MrPlow> The good fairy has come along and revived everyone
[20:10:30] <AndyTheAbsurd> #fite TheMightyBuzzard
[20:10:30] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[20:10:39] * TheMightyBuzzard fixes up the last bits for multi-threading
[20:10:44] <MrPlow> AndyTheAbsurd falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[20:11:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> only thing left is to throw a delay on the victory message
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[20:20:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> #pissoff
[20:20:09] <MrPlow> Off I shall piss...
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[20:20:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> #join #fite
[20:20:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> #join #dev
[20:20:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> #join #editorial
[20:20:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> #join #test
[20:20:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> #goodfairy
[20:20:50] <MrPlow> The good fairy has come along and revived everyone
[20:21:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite cmn32480
[20:21:13] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[20:21:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite aqu4
[20:21:24] <MrPlow> There's already a fight going on. Wait your turn.
[20:21:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fitectl status
[20:21:33] <MrPlow> There's a fight going on. You'll have to wait.
[20:22:22] <MrPlow> cmn32480 falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[20:22:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fitectl status
[20:22:26] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard level: 69, hp: 15, weapon: 'Special Purpose', armor: 'dog named Shithead'
[20:22:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite AndyTheAbsurd
[20:22:34] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[20:22:39] <MrPlow> AndyTheAbsurd falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[20:22:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> doh
[20:22:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite Aphrodite
[20:22:50] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[20:22:55] <MrPlow> #fite Aphrodite falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[20:23:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite Bytram|away
[20:23:00] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[20:23:12] <MrPlow> Bytram|away falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[20:23:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite chromas
[20:23:21] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[20:23:38] <MrPlow> #fite TheMightyBuzzard falls broken at chromas's feet.
[20:23:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> weeeee
[20:24:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's an ugly hack but it works
[20:24:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> #goodfairy
[20:24:42] <MrPlow> The good fairy has come along and revived everyone
[20:25:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite MrPlow
[20:25:00] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[20:25:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather
[20:25:01] <MrPlow> Today: Plentiful sunshine. High 59F. Winds NNE at 5 to 10 mph. Tomorrow: A mainly sunny sky. High around 65F. Winds light and variable.
[20:25:04] <MrPlow> #fite MrPlow falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[20:25:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> weeee
[20:25:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, i'm done playing with him. yall may continue bout yer business
[20:26:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Exotic Property of Salty Solutions Discovered - http://sylnt.us - space-oceans
[20:32:22] <swiss> #fitectl status
[20:32:23] <MrPlow> swiss level: 1, hp: 11, weapon: 'dragondildo', armor: 'ungodly stench'
[20:32:31] <swiss> how can i check others in the channel
[20:32:38] <swiss> #fitectl status Subsentient
[21:14:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> swiss, #fitectl scoreboard
[21:14:59] <boru> My regexps have failed me. Fiddlesticks.
[21:19:52] <swiss> #fitectl scoreboard
[21:19:52] <MrPlow> #fite scoreboard updated: https://sylnt.us
[21:20:02] <swiss> #fite crutchy
[21:20:02] * MrPlow looks around but doesn't see crutchy
[21:20:10] <swiss> #fite aqu4
[21:20:10] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[21:20:13] <MrPlow> aqu4 falls broken at swiss's feet.
[21:20:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> boru, whatcha lookin to regex?
[21:21:10] <boru> Bot spam :D
[21:21:23] <swiss> boru: /ignore -regexp ^#fite
[21:21:23] <boru> I'll figure it out.
[21:21:41] <boru> Read the scrollback; '^#fite' doesn't cut it.
[21:22:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, can't help ya with folks talking about the commands
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[21:23:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> if ya mean the status messages, those i can fix
[21:23:12] <boru> Of course, however, MrPlow's goodfairy message, fight going on wait your turn, ... has fallen broken at X's feet etc.
[21:23:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahhh
[21:23:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> the death message shouldn't show up, it starts with #fite
[21:23:44] <boru> I'm being nitpicky; it just means more regexps.
[21:23:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's specifically why it starts with #fite
[21:24:00] <boru> 21:23:12]< MrPlow> Bytram|away falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[21:24:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> huh, wond... ooooh, i missed one
[21:25:48] <boru> `sub fite_msg_wr { my ($msg) = @_; chan_wr('#fite ' . $msg); }`
[21:26:29] <boru> (Or something to that effect)
[21:27:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, manually appending it. i don't have my own message sub. would be redundant.
[21:28:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> building the new version now
[21:28:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> #pissoff
[21:28:47] <MrPlow> Off I shall piss...
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[21:29:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> should be good now
[21:30:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> #goodfairy
[21:30:00] <MrPlow> #fite The good fairy has come along and revived everyone
[21:30:13] <boru> Good on you.
[21:30:39] <boru> If you were within range, I'd throw a pint at you.
[21:31:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> save one, ya never know if i might make it across that way one of these days
[21:31:46] <boru> I won't be here for much longer, but wherever I may roam, consider it a given.
[21:31:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> course i'd be promptly arrested for slander or liable or something but at least i wouldn't be entirely sober
[21:31:53] * boru chuckles.
[21:32:23] <boru> I'd recommend Ireland in that case. None of that silly shite.
[21:32:36] <boru> You'll get it as good as you give.
[21:32:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> excellent
[21:33:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> probably get popped in the nose too but i've nothing against a friendly bit of ass-whoopery
[21:33:49] <boru> Depends where you go. Difference is that the fella will probably have a pint with you afterwards.
[21:35:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> i mean i was raised in a state where the civilized response to an insult was a fight. the beer afterwards depended on if the other guy took it personal or not.
[21:35:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> and if you were old enough to buy beer, of course.
[21:35:41] <boru> Naturally.
[21:37:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> we really should legalize bouts of fisticuffs to settle disputes. it's far more civilized than any of the other solutions we've come up with since it went out of vogue.
[21:37:41] <boru> Worked in .ie for millenia.
[21:39:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> definitely more civil than resorting to lawyers and creating lifetimes worth of hatred
[21:39:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> pistols at dawn was more civil than resorting to lawyers
[21:40:10] <boru> I advocate pistols at lawyers.
[21:41:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> boru++ # genius
[21:41:30] <Bender> karma - boru: 7
[21:41:32] <boru> On a partially related note, SCO sure are a frustrating bunch. They prattle on about portable standards yet make all sorts of assumptions about IEC conformance amongst systems.
[21:41:59] * boru adds another 'mach/hacks.h'...
[21:42:17] * TheMightyBuzzard chuckles
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[21:56:46] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - CO2-loving Plants Can Counter Human Emissions - http://sylnt.us - rethinking-deforestation
[22:02:36] * Deucalion poke TheMightyBuzzard with a pointED stick
[22:03:28] <Deucalion> boru are you an IE native?
[22:04:05] <boru> If you refer to the TLD, yes, else, no.
[22:05:27] <Deucalion> lol... cryptic
[22:10:06] <cmn32480> if you used Windows back in the day... you are an IE native...
[22:10:42] <jasassin> you thought niggers smelled bad.. on the outside
[22:10:52] <boru> Define 'back in the day'.
[22:11:05] <cmn32480> Windows 95
[22:11:13] <jasassin> buttrump
[22:11:19] <cmn32480> brb.. my video drivers are acting up
[22:11:22] <jasassin> buttrumpet
[22:11:30] <jasassin> windows95 buttrumpted
[22:11:32] <boru> Good. Serves you right.
[22:11:41] <jasassin> its not a donald trump referes
[22:11:48] <jasassin> there was a thing called butt trumpet
[22:11:55] <jasassin> back in windows 95
[22:12:16] * boru does not recall subscribing to jasassin-tips.
[22:12:17] <jasassin> it was the hack of the day
[22:12:30] * jasassin doesn't give a shit what boru does
[22:13:45] <jasassin> hey boru hack me
[22:13:53] <boru> Can't handle your drink, eh?
[22:14:00] <jasassin> drop your botnet on me
[22:14:27] <Deucalion> butt trumpet? I remember that Trumpet Winsock thing.....
[22:14:32] <jasassin> yes
[22:14:35] <jasassin> exactly
[22:14:39] <jasassin> someone knows
[22:14:44] <jasassin> someone has the memberberries
[22:14:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, the one on monty python's holy grail
[22:15:02] <jasassin> no not that one... but maybe
[22:15:10] <jasassin> butt maybe?
[22:15:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> yall scuse me. i got fresh, hot cookies to eat.
[22:16:05] <jasassin> fucker
[22:16:05] <Deucalion> jasassin, I remember the 90s - however I am unlikely to remember last week. Seems my HDD is full, nothing gets flushed to disk anymore :/
[22:16:53] <jasassin> so you are like that what is that movie with keane reevees when he uploads shit to his head?
[22:17:16] <jasassin> i can't think of it
[22:17:47] <jasassin> hmmmm
[22:18:04] <jasassin> i have to google
[22:18:23] <jasassin> oh i got it befoer i gogole
[22:18:32] <jasassin> its jonny pnewmaonic
[22:18:35] <jasassin> whatever
[22:18:39] <jasassin> jonny newmonic
[22:18:43] <jasassin> jonny demonic
[22:18:48] <jasassin> whatever you get the gist of it
[22:19:45] <jasassin> deuce you know i just took you in the toilet thrice
[22:20:51] * jasassin sighs and thinks about hot cookies
[22:21:12] * Deucalion is concerned for jasassin's sanity
[22:21:20] <jasassin> dont' worry
[22:21:26] <jasassin> im not certified insane
[22:21:48] <jasassin> i can fly you anywhere
[22:21:51] <jasassin> or drive you anywhere
[22:21:56] <jasassin> or take you anywhere
[22:22:43] <Deucalion> I see :/
[22:34:44] <cmn32480> well.. the new NVidia drive sucks ass... keeps failing adn restarting
[22:34:50] <cmn32480> 375.70
[22:36:52] * Deucalion is ~still~ holding off buying a new GPU :/ Those prices gotta fall right... or you know, be somewhere around RRP at least :(
[22:37:05] <cmn32480> RRP?
[22:37:25] <cmn32480> backing out to 375.63
[22:37:26] <Deucalion> recommended retail price
[22:37:32] <cmn32480> ahhh
[22:37:44] <cmn32480> well... with the pound doing what it is doing...
[22:38:03] * cmn32480 checks the # vs the $
[22:39:01] <cmn32480> we usually use MSRP for that
[22:39:17] <cmn32480> Manfacturer Suggested Retail Price
[22:40:07] <Deucalion> aye same shit. And yeh, the # tanking relatively has not helped. (Although it was long overdue an adjustment IMHO)
[22:40:38] * cmn32480 knows absolutely nothign about that kind of thing with currencies and such
[22:40:48] <cmn32480> just enough to know that it is a market I am not going ot play in
[22:41:22] <boru> I'm glad I've been transfering my income into my Irish account all year.
[22:41:39] <boru> Things have already started to go up in price.
[22:41:42] <Deucalion> likewise, I know enough to know I don't know enough to go gambling with my meagre savings in that particular casino
[22:42:32] <Deucalion> You're holding Euro boru? Keep a close eye on the Italian banks if so :)
[22:43:46] <boru> What irritates me that most is that banks don't actually honour ToD market value.
[22:44:12] <boru> You just get the morning (lowest) rate, and they hold it long enough for them to make the profit on the increase.
[22:44:20] <boru> It's disgusting.
[22:45:03] <boru> The GBP has stopped it's pre-xmas crash now that the US elections are over, at least.
[22:45:42] <boru> £/€ is up 4c over the last week.
[22:45:54] <boru> Nearly 5c.
[22:46:32] <boru> I envisage another increase on Monday.
[22:47:06] <cmn32480> everythign goes up because.. yanno... Trump is king!
[22:47:30] <boru> I expect it's to do with US-UK trade deals going on behind closed doors.
[22:47:43] <boru> Suspect, rather.
[22:47:50] <cmn32480> the hilarious part that everybody is missing is that the markets in the US woudl hav done the exact same thign for Hillary.... just having the election settled is huge
[22:47:59] * boru nods.
[22:48:00] <Deucalion> You are disgusted by banks making money by skimming off the top (bottom and sides) on any transaction they handle? Trying to introduce charges for holding on to your money for you in a current account(talk about getting paid both ways)?
[22:48:10] <Deucalion> That's what bank do
[22:48:33] <boru> Well, the currency skimming is not a small amount, and it's one of my greatest peeves with banks.
[22:49:19] <Deucalion> What is currently disgusting me is CapitalOne pushing a credit card with a ~38% APR when the base rate is pretty much zero. That's fucking usury to my mind.
[22:49:35] <boru> For example, take a €10K transfer to GBP; differential over the day rate could be some €900.
[22:50:07] * Deucalion is not a religious man, but I'm kinda with Jesus on this one... flipping the money lenders tables and telling them all to feck right off
[22:50:09] <boru> 10% of the transfer is taking liberties.
[22:50:54] * cmn32480 decideds to migrate to the kitchen for food
[22:50:59] <Deucalion> Of course if you use any other means - well then you face an investigation for possible money laundering or some such. Only way to win is not to play :D
[22:51:09] <boru> Quite.
[22:51:16] <boru> Or get paid in BC.
[22:52:17] <SirFinkus> man, kamen rider is shockingly good
[22:52:26] <Deucalion> Fuck that. I've lost track of which courts view it as a currency and which don't - where it's regulated or not. Too damn uncertain to do anything with other than some pocket change
[22:53:10] <boru> I didn't say I'd keep it in BC, more that I'd keep it away from UK banks.
[22:54:48] <Deucalion> I can only see UK banks getting less regulated post-Brex - it'll be the only way to prop the country up.... cycle dirty money through the City. It's another Iceland waiting to happen of course but heh... why worry about 10 years hence, we all be dead :(
[22:54:51] <boru> I already pay taxes. If I can avoid those snakes getting their pound of flesh, I'll take it.
[22:55:00] <boru> Yeah, me too.
[22:55:08] <boru> It'll give Dublin some competition.
[22:55:47] <boru> I'm unperturbed, also; I'll have emigrated to more favourable economies.
[22:56:07] <Deucalion> ie seems to be playing the "we'll have the lowest corp tax rate" card right now. Be interesting to see how that pans out.
[22:56:24] <boru> They've been playing that fore nearly three decades.
[22:56:26] <Deucalion> You can emigrate... but can you move your wealth without being fucked over?
[22:56:50] <boru> Yeah, I have some ideas.
[22:57:01] <Deucalion> best not to share them :D
[22:57:07] <boru> Heh, indeed.
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[23:19:26] <exec> welcome Ethanol-fueled: San Diego, CA, USA, 25°C/77°F, 3:19 pm GMT-8, Saturday, 12 November 2016
[23:19:29] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahahaha
[23:19:40] <Ethanol-fueled> Just saw a negro jack a shoppingcart full of beer from the grocery store
[23:19:54] <Ethanol-fueled> and the best part was that he was skipping all the way across the parking lot with it
[23:20:18] <Ethanol-fueled> whistling to himself. An attandant chased him but was powerless to lay a hand on him so he got away, shopping cart and all
[23:20:26] <boru> American beer? Nothing of value was lost.
[23:20:32] <Ethanol-fueled> BLM stickin' it to THE MAN.
[23:21:08] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeah, but still, when you're Black and desperate you'll drink anything
[23:21:21] * boru chuckles.
[23:21:25] <Ethanol-fueled> even the worst American beer is better than Mad Dog 20/20 or Carlo Rossi Sangria
[23:22:00] <boru> Mad Dog 20/20 sounds like some sort of engine treatment.
[23:22:10] <Ethanol-fueled> boru - more like brake cleaner. But you were close.
[23:22:57] <Ethanol-fueled> Homeboy be gettin' DRUNQUE tonight
[23:25:52] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Lack of Plasmodium Surface-Protein Blocks Mosquito Infection - http://sylnt.us - quinine-for-all
[23:26:14] <Ethanol-fueled> I shall return in 3 or 4 hours.
[23:26:29] <Ethanol-fueled> Drunk. And with the shitposting trigger-finger at the ready.
[23:26:35] -!- Ethanol-fueled has quit [Quit: Web client closed]
[23:30:15] <SirFinkus> plot twist: the shoplifter was Ethanol-fueled the entire time
[23:31:12] <boru> Mobius twist: the shopping trolley was Ethanol-fueled the entire time.
[23:31:37] <Deucalion> pesky kids... it was the janitor
[23:32:02] <boru> And they would've gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for that meddling shopping trolley...
[23:57:46] * TheMightyBuzzard yawns
[23:57:46] * MrPlow flips a Skittle into TheMightyBuzzard's gaping mouth
[23:57:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> good dinner
[23:59:09] <boru> Hmm, getting late.