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[23:47:36] <Bender> karma - c2h6o: 1
[23:47:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> c2h6o++
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[23:18:49] <SirFinkus> I got to try taiko today, it's pretty badass
[23:05:32] <chromas> Maybe Linux can help
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[22:49:13] <Bytram> ROFL!
[22:48:45] * cmn32480 is colored not too surprised
[22:48:40] <cmn32480> windows and strange...
[22:48:15] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Half of Americans in Face-Recognition Databases - http://sylnt.us - and-they-worried-about-the-UK-surveillance
[22:45:18] <Bytram> *strange
[22:45:14] <Bytram> really strance, copied name with 130 chars... then rename in CMD.EXE window, and could change it to full length... but windows would not let me edit the filename in an explorer window to the full length of the name
[22:44:11] <Bytram> could copy a name up to 137 chars okay.
[22:44:04] * cmn32480 beats bytram per his request
[22:43:38] <Bytram> beats me...
[22:43:02] <cmn32480> nope... no idear
[22:42:46] * cmn32480 check bytram's logs
[22:42:26] <Bytram> had to have copied it somehow.
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[22:42:14] <Bytram> yeah, but how did I ever get the long name in the first place?
[22:39:50] <cmn32480> then copy
[22:39:48] <cmn32480> rename to a msaller name... say 8 chars
[22:39:31] <Bytram> I've tried: COPY, XCOPY, and copy/paste with explorer.
[22:38:58] <Bytram> I have a file on an NTFS volume whose name is 138 chars long, but I cannot copy the file to another directory on the same drive!??!
[22:38:01] <Bytram> bah.
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[21:17:22] <Bender> karma - exec: 33
[21:17:22] <Bytram> exec++
[21:17:08] <exec> Bytram, TheMightyBuzzard was last seen in #Soylent 3 hours, 7 minutes, 8 seconds ago with message: janrinok, gonna do a proper write-up. even a little research.
[21:17:07] <Bytram> ~seen TheMightyBuzzard
[21:07:42] <exec> welcome crutchy: Melbourne VIC, 10°C/50°F, 8:07 am AEDT, Thursday, 20 October 2016
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[21:06:57] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Today’s Genital Warts Came from Trysts Between Neanderthals and Homo Sapiens - http://sylnt.us - that's-what-she-said
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[19:35:46] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Roman Coins ID'd in Japanese Ruins, But Their Origin Baffles - http://sylnt.us - search-for-roman-vending-machine-begins
[18:53:25] janrinok is now known as zz_janrinok
[18:52:44] <janrinok> will do, lol
[18:52:39] <cmn32480> tell her it is all Frank Burn's fault
[18:52:21] <cmn32480> and to S, please
[18:52:12] <janrinok> my best to J
[18:52:05] <cmn32480> sweet dreams
[18:52:02] * exec ironically steals a zfs volume of excitement from cmn32480
[18:52:00] <janrinok> ~gnight cmn32480
[18:51:55] * exec homogeneously cyberbullies a fat32 volume of xp at janrinok
[18:51:53] <cmn32480> ~gnight janrinok
[18:51:46] <janrinok> time for me to go - Have a good one everybody!
[18:10:34] <cmn32480> lol
[18:10:28] <janrinok> you have standards to maintain ...
[18:10:20] <janrinok> steady on now, yu
[18:10:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> janrinok, gonna do a proper write-up. even a little research.
[18:09:29] <weeds> TheMightyBuzzard: It's on a lot of people's minds.
[18:09:20] * janrinok hopes that TMBs sub consists of a little more than a single link and a MrPlow summary...
[18:07:18] <janrinok> there have been other politics stories with no tech angle - got for it, I would say
[18:06:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> on the one hand, there's no tech angle. on the other hand, the MSM is having an absolute blackout on them except apparently for sean hannity who is an idiot.
[18:06:02] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Net Cease: Microsoft Researchers Unveil Anti-Reconnaissance Tool - http://sylnt.us - who's-watching?
[18:05:38] * TheMightyBuzzard debates doing a submission of the "Rigging the Election" videos by project veritas
[18:03:11] <swiss> TheMightyBuzzard: i'll always take a raise
[17:55:02] * janrinok thinks that he ate too many fajitas this evening
[17:54:08] <janrinok> we should have told them that we had come to collect the first one, to tidy up so to speak
[17:51:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> they're tired of us littering up their planet with probes. they think they're the ones supposed to be probing.
[17:51:47] <janrinok> completely different landing system so it looks like you might be correct TMB
[17:51:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> martians shot it down, obviously
[17:50:42] <janrinok> that's the second mars lander that made the journey and appears to have had a problem in the landing phase
[17:50:38] * cmn32480 contains his surprise
[17:50:27] <cmn32480> that lander was supposed to ahve some pretty promising experiments on it, I believe
[17:50:21] * TheMightyBuzzard debates going fishing for the afternoon
[17:50:10] <cmn32480> that sucks.
[17:49:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> doh
[17:48:44] <janrinok> not looking good for ESA's Mars lander - signal lost shortly before expected landing
[17:48:04] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[17:47:39] <exec> └─ 13Researchers bypass ASLR by exploiting flaw in Intel chip - Help Net Security
[17:47:38] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[17:47:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit https://www.helpnetsecurity.com
[17:40:58] <cmn32480> multiple times today even
[17:40:50] * cmn32480 has been wrong before
[17:40:38] * janrinok is very fearfull
[17:40:17] <janrinok> Oh, OK, then
[17:39:54] <cmn32480> All Hail janrinok, fearfull leader of the downtrodden editors!
[17:39:34] <cmn32480> all the editors seem to have agreed... ipso facto.. it be done.
[17:37:05] * mechanicjay goes to caffinate
[17:36:40] * TheMightyBuzzard gives swiss a raise as well just for good measure
[17:36:38] <mechanicjay> fuck, I need to actually get some work done
[17:36:28] <janrinok> I'm not aware that my 'promotion' has been agreed - but I'll accept the vacation just in case
[17:35:46] * cmn32480 give janrinok a raise to go along with his "promotion" to vacationing EiC
[17:35:14] * janrinok might need a new brain
[17:34:38] <janrinok> my nurfling blarg needs a new floogal
[17:34:29] * cmn32480 might need bigger disks
[17:34:10] <cmn32480> there is a Plex Media Server plugin for my Synology!
[17:33:59] <Bender> woop woop woop (\/) (;,,;) (\/)
[17:33:59] <cmn32480> !woop
[17:33:53] <cmn32480> !WOOP
[17:32:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> i spent mine on fishing gear
[17:32:31] * mechanicjay spends his new spoils on 8-track tapes
[17:32:28] <janrinok> I'm too busy packing for my month off
[17:32:26] * cmn32480 thinks his raise might need EiC approval
[17:32:09] * cmn32480 is more generous than TheMightyBuzzard
[17:31:58] * cmn32480 gives mechanicjay a 90.211% raise
[17:31:29] * TheMightyBuzzard gives cmn32480 a 90.210% raise
[17:31:28] <mechanicjay> me too, especially if I'm going to be javascripting my way to compromised morals.
[17:30:57] <cmn32480> I WANT A RAISE!!!!!!!!
[17:30:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, you still have some left? janrinok, you have the month off.
[17:30:23] <cmn32480> it IS for the good fo the site... we editors play a minor role, for sure, but does preserving what little sanity we have left mean nothing to you?
[17:30:20] <janrinok> lol
[17:30:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> janrinok, like i pay attention...
[17:29:58] <janrinok> what have we asked for?
[17:29:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, is not. it's for the editors.
[17:29:03] <cmn32480> it's for the good of the site!
[17:28:39] <cmn32480> that matters why?
[17:28:30] <mechanicjay> TheMightyBuzzard: I am still morally opposed to js.
[17:27:45] <mechanicjay> There are only certain selections of options that make sense together, the current paper-form(!!!) has no indication of what valid option combinations are, so the OPS guys are constantly doing multiple rounds with the customers to figure out what they really need. Moving the form online, I can control what options show or don't based on other options.
[17:26:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> mechanicjay, you shouldn't have said that. i hereby draft you to do any js work we decide needs done on SN.
[17:25:46] <mechanicjay> Yeah, it's all the name of idoit-proofing a UI that front-ends an asinine business process.
[17:24:59] <janrinok> I think that's a bad sign
[17:24:58] * mechanicjay is conflicted is about this
[17:24:45] <mechanicjay> In other news, I wrote enough javascript yesterday that I'm almost starting to understand it.
[17:21:00] <cmn32480> slickery.. it runs on windows
[17:19:17] <cmn32480> sorry I got grabbed my one of my tech to help on a customer issue
[17:19:04] <cmn32480> thanks.
[17:17:17] <mechanicjay> I an external BD drive for my computer -- and only used to rip the 3 BD movies I have. In retrospect this was a complete waste.
[17:16:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> beats me. i don't own a BD drive.
[17:12:58] <mechanicjay> not sure if it's any better on Windows.
[17:12:30] <mechanicjay> the process is fraught on Linux as not all the BD encryption keys have been cracked and they always seem to be new ones popping up -- fuck that shit.
[17:11:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> i use HandBrakeCLI but the gui ain't bad either
[17:11:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod
[17:11:18] <mechanicjay> with blueray, use makemkv to rip the move off the disc to a mkv file, then process with handbrake to compress to a reasonable size.
[17:10:32] <mechanicjay> it's pretty fool proof -- BD is harder
[17:10:18] <mechanicjay> I use handbrake for DVDs
[17:09:48] <mechanicjay> if the native format is like 1080p and you're looking at on a 480p device, you need to downsample on the fly before sending it across the wire.
[17:09:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> if you're doing a one box solution with the storage local to it, you can get away with just about anything. the only thing that needs to be hoss is the size of the hdds
[17:09:23] <cmn32480> and what to use to rip the DVD's?
[17:09:11] <cmn32480> thank you
[17:09:01] <cmn32480> ahhhh
[17:08:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> if you're streaming them from one box to another, you generally reencode them on the fly
[17:08:38] <cmn32480> <----newb
[17:08:30] <cmn32480> transcode?
[17:08:24] * cmn32480 thinks about using the box exec runs on... then reconsiders
[17:08:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> bigger stats if you have to transcode
[17:07:45] <mechanicjay> It's nice to have something relatively beefy so you can transcode on the fly if you're on a slower connection or small screen or what not.
[17:07:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, the worst computer you can buy nowadays can be a media center and play 1080p videos
[17:07:06] <mechanicjay> I'm running mine on my desktop, corei7, some number of GB of ram, software RAID1 on the media volume
[17:06:35] * cmn32480 goes to write that up...
[17:06:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> mechanicjay, yeah, that would be a literal torrent of effort
[17:06:19] <mechanicjay> cmn32480: agreed!
[17:06:04] <mechanicjay> The "hard" part is ripping the media.
[17:06:03] <cmn32480> this woudl be a good "Ask Soylent" question
[17:05:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> nfs from a server i already have then a raspberry pi running osmc.
[17:05:53] <cmn32480> any hardware specs?
[17:05:38] <mechanicjay> then, point it to your media library
[17:05:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> the way i do it? couple minutes.
[17:05:25] <mechanicjay> With plex, it was as easy as installing an rpm
[17:05:25] <cmn32480> I haven't even thought about it until recently... and what kind of harware is needed?
[17:05:08] <cmn32480> ok - so legitimate question - how tough is it to set up a media server?
[17:04:29] <mechanicjay> Yeah, also I've found Plex Media Server to be a truly outstanding product.
[17:04:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> mechanicjay, it's a minor pain but well worth it.
[17:03:30] <mechanicjay> TheMightyBuzzard: I'm working on that with my DVD's, actually packed them all away, ripping them as I have time.
[17:01:51] <mechanicjay> I'm not sure what his end-game was, other than to see how far he could take as a fun excersice.
[17:01:33] <mechanicjay> I have a co-worker here who went crazy last year, finding PAL editions of the SW laserdiscs because they are aparently even cleaner than the "Definitive Edition", which means he needed to find a PAL player -- he even got into which versions of which player will put out the cleanest signal.
[16:59:54] <swiss> because of aspect ratio garbage
[16:59:46] <swiss> it's weird using it with the TV though
[16:59:21] <swiss> weeaboo - wannabe japanese person
[16:59:15] <mechanicjay> not quite google
[16:58:59] <exec> [google] https://unity3d.com
[16:58:57] <mechanicjay> ~g weeb disc
[16:58:36] <swiss> He also went to japan, so i have a ton of weeb discs
[16:58:16] <mechanicjay> nice!
[16:58:10] <swiss> I have that one too
[16:58:01] <mechanicjay> Apparently, the laserdisc of the Abyss is another one where they've never done a good clean DVD transfer, so the laserdisc remains the best quality cut of the movie.
[16:57:14] <mechanicjay> yeah, the SW Definititve Laserdisc box set is basically the cleanest cut of the theatrical release you can get.
[16:56:16] <swiss> a few Critereon collections
[16:56:04] <cmn32480> mine is a lot more curated then that: zero
[16:56:02] <mechanicjay> :)
[16:55:58] <swiss> have some really cool ones too, like the original starwars trilogy
[16:55:49] <swiss> i have a lot more than that
[16:55:43] <mechanicjay> Maybe only 20 discs.
[16:55:37] <mechanicjay> swiss: Laserdiscs are something I"ve managed to keep a very small curated collection of.
[16:55:19] <swiss> my uncle said "You like cool old tech, right?"
[16:55:16] <cmn32480> ain't technology grand?
[16:55:14] <mechanicjay> Anyway, it was a super great way to sample a lot of music for almost no money before the Napster days.
[16:55:12] <swiss> mechanicjay: that's how i ended up with a box of laserdiscs
[16:55:11] <cmn32480> the quantity of songs on all those tapes woudl fit, 50 times over and then some on a memory chip the size of your pinky fingernail...
[16:54:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm still wondering why the roomie insists on having a dvd shelf instead of buying another storage drive for the media center box.
[16:54:48] <mechanicjay> also, when you find some at a garage sale and try to buy like 3 for $1, and they end up giving you the whole case for the $1.
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[16:54:20] <mechanicjay> Yeah, when your aunts and uncles are dumping stuff on you because "You like old stuff"
[16:54:19] <janrinok> that's a lot of tapes, but not many songs
[16:53:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> ack
[16:53:50] <mechanicjay> I have something like 200ish tapes.
[16:53:37] <mechanicjay> TheMightyBuzzard: Its one of there reasons why my 8-tracks are on a shelf in the garage, and not in the car.
[16:53:10] <cmn32480> and change them if I want
[16:53:07] <mechanicjay> cmn32480: I know, I try to avoid it unless I'm really ready to buy something specific -- just browsing can get you in trouble.
[16:53:05] <cmn32480> vs the 3 ci that my phone takes up and I can have a gerxzillion songs on it
[16:52:27] <cmn32480> mechanicjay - ebay is (sort of) your friend
[16:52:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod. i don't mind tape hiss, hell i grew up with it, but that's not enough variety per cubic inch.
[16:51:34] <mechanicjay> TheMightyBuzzard: Yeah, 8-tracks are not a very dense storage format.
[16:51:34] <exec> └─ 13AM FM 8 TRACK CB RADIO RECEIVER AUDIOVOX | eBay
[16:51:31] <cmn32480> http://www.ebay.com
[16:51:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> at this point i think i'm going to convince him it would scare the fish. i'd rather listen to my tinnitus than the same eight songs over and over.
[16:51:09] <mechanicjay> cmn32480: I cut my collection of crap in half before I moved, trying to cut in half again to really focus on the old crap that I like.
[16:50:44] <AndyTheAbsurd> TheMightyBuzzard: my truck just has an AM/FM stereo; when I get a chance I'm going to upgrade it to a stereo with bluetooth so I don't even need to plug in.
[16:49:54] <cmn32480> and I think I'm grateful for it at this point
[16:49:50] <mechanicjay> I still haven't found the illusive AM/FM/8-Track/CB.
[16:49:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> it boggles my mind. i'm like why don't you just put in an amp and plug your phone or ipod into it and have a whole lot more music?
[16:49:40] <cmn32480> my wife recycled all my old junk
[16:49:07] <mechanicjay> I have an AM/FM/8-track car stereo New in box, found at a garage sale for like $3.
[16:48:45] <cmn32480> your roomie might be the guy I work with....
[16:48:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> mechanicjay, my roomie has one still in the box. he wants to put it in his boat to replace the old one.
[16:48:09] <cmn32480> though I seem to recall that you are my age or younger
[16:47:48] <cmn32480> um... sure... go with that
[16:47:26] <mechanicjay> not old, just into old stuff.
[16:46:50] <cmn32480> um... sure... go with that
[16:46:27] <janrinok> not old - technologically experienced
[16:46:08] * cmn32480 shakes his head at the old people
[16:46:00] <xuser> janrinok: oi
[16:45:09] <mechanicjay> I similarly have a pile of 8-tracks in my garage for music while working, unfortunately, I do not have an 8" Disc Drive, though one it's high on my list of priorities to acquire.
[16:45:03] <janrinok> welcome xuser
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[16:43:47] <cmn32480> glad there is no change
[16:43:42] <cmn32480> same here
[16:43:28] <janrinok> fair to middling
[16:43:16] <cmn32480> so how are things today?
[16:40:40] <janrinok> true
[16:40:37] <cmn32480> nograb
[16:40:31] <cmn32480> if it is truly floppy, it won't go in the drive anyway
[16:40:18] <janrinok> the military used to have loads of u-matic players
[16:39:38] * janrinok - "that's what she said"
[16:39:13] <janrinok> I've got an 8" drive, but I don't think I have any surviving floppies for it
[16:38:27] <janrinok> I've still got some 5.25" floppies, and some 3.5 " too. Plus a couple of boxes with working floppy drives on them
[16:37:46] <cmn32480> and he still uses them in his workshop
[16:37:37] <cmn32480> I have a guy in my office still has a player and box of tapes that still work
[16:37:21] <exec> └─ 13File:AssortedENGTapeFormats.jpg - Wikipedia
[16:37:20] <janrinok> I'll prolly have to scrap my player then
[16:37:19] <cmn32480> https://en.wikipedia.org
[16:37:02] <janrinok> yup, why, can't you buy them anymore?
[16:36:42] <mechanicjay> I did know about those, cool.
[16:36:40] <cmn32480> you probably also remember 8-Track
[16:36:19] <janrinok> they were f big though, I remember having to use them in the 1980's (?)
[16:35:52] <cmn32480> precursor to Beta and VHS... first cassette baseed instead of reel to reel
[16:35:23] <janrinok> I think that they were big 1" tapes used for high quality (then) video recordings
[16:35:01] <exec> [google] https://en.wikipedia.org
[16:34:59] <cmn32480> ~g umatic tapes
[16:34:52] <exec> u-matic tapes: unable to find definition
[16:34:51] <cmn32480> ~define u-matic tapes
[16:34:38] * exec flatulantly prepares a tablespoon of U-matic tapes for cmn32480
[16:34:36] <janrinok> ~gday cmn32480
[16:33:14] * exec insatiably spews a test tube of lard on janrinok
[16:33:13] <cmn32480> ~gday janrinok
[16:32:48] * mechanicjay cleaned the catbox before coming to work today
[16:32:03] zz_janrinok is now known as janrinok
[16:28:22] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - China's Shenzhou 11 Docks at Tiangong 2 Space Station - http://sylnt.us - greetings-from-the-stars
[16:23:07] <cmn32480> and it is afternoon here... you insensitive clod
[16:22:59] * exec whole-heartedly flicks a cat box of unassigned skill points at mechanicjay
[16:22:57] <cmn32480> ~gday mechanicjay
[16:19:35] <mechanicjay> Morning folks.
[16:17:16] <exec> welcome mechanicjay: Seattle, WA, USA, 9°C/49°F, 9:17 am GMT-7, Wednesday, 19 October 2016
[16:17:14] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v mechanicjay] by Poseidon
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[14:58:04] <AndyTheAbsurd> FatPhil: oh man, you missed out. I got Joking Hazard on the Kickstarter, it was $35 for the base game + two bonus packs.
[14:57:12] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Ghost Pepper Ingestion Causes Man to Undergo Spontaneous Esophageal Rupture - http://sylnt.us - almost-became-what-he-ate
[14:51:47] <FatPhil> yeah, but Joking Hazard will cost me $68 :(
[14:34:47] <cmn32480> Oh shit... the new Doom! is on sale on Steam for $29.99
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[13:17:20] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Journalist Charged in North Dakota with Rioting; Case is Dismissed - http://sylnt.us - freedom-of-the-press
[13:15:39] <chromas> drain it by the pussy
[13:11:42] <cmn32480> #DrainTheSwamp
[13:08:52] <chromas> I figured they're interchangeable. that's why I put them in salsa to give it that extra crunch. plus it lets me fit a few extra bits in the container
[13:07:03] * cmn32480 looks around adn finds no physical media to test this theory
[13:06:35] <chromas> You know, some DVD-Rs smell like celery
[13:06:17] <chromas> mmm, intel celery
[13:06:08] <cmn32480> Celeron
[13:06:03] <chromas> did you say it's a pentium 2?
[13:05:20] * cmn32480 watches exec's box go up in smoke
[13:05:12] <exec> 03[2016-09-16 15:25:5] #Soylent <n1> howdy
[13:04:42] <chromas> ~last nick=nick|n1 channel=
[13:03:39] * baconopoly lubes the db with bacon fat
[13:02:19] <exec> 0310698504
[13:01:35] <chromas> ~count channel=
[13:01:19] <chromas> [disk clicks intensify]
[13:01:17] <exec> 03[2016-06-24 14:04:4] #Soylent <nick> indeed
[13:00:44] <cmn32480> ~last nick=nick
[13:00:09] <baconopoly> regex needs a not operator
[12:59:04] <exec> 03476
[12:58:34] <baconopoly> ~count message=^\~g'+day .
[12:56:13] <Bender> karma - salsa: 8
[12:56:13] <baconopoly> salsa++
[12:56:00] * baconopoly can't splel
[12:55:40] <baconopoly> sodomized vibrators. in Russia...
[12:55:40] * exec $adverb pours a fat12 volume of SASL salsa for baconopoly
[12:55:38] <cmn32480> ~gday baconopoly
[12:54:53] * exec insatiably sodomizes an overflowing treasure chest of vibrators with cmn32480
[12:54:51] <baconopoly> ~g'day cmn32480
[12:54:17] systemd-humourd is now known as baconopoly
[12:53:29] <cmn32480> 'bout time Monopoly showed her ass up
[12:53:00] <weeds> I got the bacon (imitation bits) but hat's better than nothing
[12:52:16] <AndyTheAbsurd> weeds: yup!
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[12:51:27] <weeds> andytheabsurd: Do you have a griddle?
[12:51:27] <cmn32480> why? you ar e passinbg otu hotcakes and bacon... if this is a bad mood I can't wait until you are in a good one!
[12:50:37] <weeds> wow, I must be in a bad mood today
[12:50:35] * exec hurriedly mixes a pocketful of hotcakes with weeds
[12:50:33] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~gday weeds
[12:50:17] <FatPhil> I can take it
[12:50:16] * exec brazenly blows a cc of pain and suffering at andytheabsurd
[12:50:14] <weeds> ~gday andytheabsurd
[12:49:52] <weeds> sorry dude
[12:49:43] * exec diarrhetically pits yo mama's asscrack of radioactive rubber pants against fatphil
[12:49:41] <weeds> ~gday fatphil
[12:49:36] <AndyTheAbsurd> dammit you guys. now I want bacon. :(
[12:49:12] <weeds> you had bacon bits :P
[12:49:04] <FatPhil> with money, he can buy bacon, but with bacon, you can buy friends. Who will steal your bacon.
[12:48:26] <cmn32480> you won.. even though I got bacon bits
[12:48:21] <weeds> he he he
[12:48:09] * exec mistakenly cracks open a spool of moneys for weeds
[12:48:07] <cmn32480> ~gday weeds
[12:48:02] * exec casually pilfers a shaken bottle of imitation bacon bits from cmn32480
[12:48:00] <weeds> ~gday cmn32480
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[12:42:18] <MrPlow> "dire ear" added.
[12:42:18] <chromas> #smakeadd dire ear
[12:41:17] <MrPlow> "a sac of walnuts" added.
[12:41:17] <chromas> #smakeadd a sac of walnuts
[12:37:05] <FatPhil> bag-o'-walnuts day?
[12:35:47] <cmn32480> that makes me cringe... I work w/ all dudes...
[12:25:16] <chromas> camel toe day
[12:10:15] <weeds> Camel, "What day is it?"
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[11:52:36] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 174
[11:52:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[11:52:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[11:50:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> gel coat being a fancy name for a colored layer of resin without any fibers in it slapped on strictly for the pretty
[11:49:42] * cmn32480 knows |..| about boats
[11:49:21] <cmn32480> ahh
[11:49:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> fiberglass. the gel coat oxidizes like car paint does.
[11:48:28] <cmn32480> luminum?
[11:48:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> it had something like 45 years of oxidation to get through but once you do it's quite sparkly n shiny
[11:47:10] <cmn32480> well... does it make sense to go fishing in the mornign,.... and compund/wax in the afternoon...
[11:47:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> already done the wet sanding to get it back to a smooth finish. the compound just polishes it up n the wax to give it the wet look
[11:46:49] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Microsoft Update Catalog works with any browser now - gHacks Tech News - http://sylnt.us - took-long-enough
[11:46:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh just needs compounded and waxed
[11:46:13] <cmn32480> or, more accurately, what wrong w/ it?
[11:45:47] <cmn32480> how bad is the roomie's boat?
[11:45:40] <cmn32480> depends...
[11:45:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> currently debating the relative merits of working on the roomie's boat today vs going fishing in mine.
[11:45:07] <cmn32480> damnit I need more coffee.... I can't remember the name of the custeorm that sent em this printer
[11:43:37] <cmn32480> and fixing pianos
[11:43:33] <cmn32480> 'zactly
[11:43:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup. right handy for making garrotes.
[11:42:54] <cmn32480> pinano wire is useful stuff
[11:42:34] <cmn32480> i win
[11:42:32] * TheMightyBuzzard shurgs
[11:42:18] * exec presumably allocates 40 gallons worth of piano wire for cmn32480
[11:42:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[11:42:10] * exec illegitimately planks a snapshot of caulk for TheMightyBuzzard
[11:42:09] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[11:38:52] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[11:38:28] <exec> └─ 13Net Cease: Microsoft researchers unveil anti-reconnaissance tool - Help Net Security
[11:38:27] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[11:38:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit https://www.helpnetsecurity.com This one's for all you admin types out there who have no choice but to have large numbers of Windows devices on your network.
[10:41:00] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[10:41:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> #yt re: your brains
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[10:35:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> meh, groucho glasses for the win
[10:31:29] * AndyTheAbsurd means "grows" not "shaves"
[10:31:20] * AndyTheAbsurd shaves beard - there, fixed
[10:31:15] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[10:30:49] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[10:30:48] <exec> └─ 13Half of Americans in face-recognition databases: report | TheHill [04Half of Americans in face-Recognition databases: report | TheHill]
[10:30:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit http://thehill.com
[10:30:07] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2941
[10:30:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:23:44] <MrPlow> Today: Sunshine and a few afternoon clouds. High 84F. Winds ENE at 10 to 15 mph. Tomorrow: A mainly sunny sky. High 84F. Winds NE at 10 to 15 mph.
[10:23:43] <AndyTheAbsurd> #weather 33701
[10:08:31] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Recently Active Lava Flows On the Eastern Flank of Idunn Mons On Venus - http://sylnt.us - hot-time-on-the-old-mountain
[08:25:15] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Schiaparelli Lander to Arrive on Mars Today (October 19th) - http://sylnt.us - good-luck-landing
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[06:57:29] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - USA's Most Prosperous Companies Get $2M-Per-Job Subsidies for Data Centers - http://sylnt.us - nice-dough,-if-you-can-get-it
[06:43:27] <exec> welcome crutchy: Melbourne VIC, 17°C/62°F, 5:43 pm AEDT, Wednesday, 19 October 2016
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[06:37:27] <chromas> see ya
[06:37:24] <mechanicjay_vms> catch you later.
[06:37:15] <mechanicjay_vms> alright, I'm going to play with something else text based now.
[06:34:09] <chromas> now I'm fading away like in that movie
[06:34:00] * mechanicjay_vms notes he is actually using his Atari as a terminal for the VMS box at the moment.
[06:34:00] <chromas> oh snap
[06:33:32] <mechanicjay_vms> Well, maybe Atari doesn`t believe in you.
[06:32:26] <chromas> if I don't believe in it then it can't hurt me anymore
[06:32:10] <chromas> I don't believe in Atari
[06:31:38] <mechanicjay_vms> I see your Commodore Basic and raise you an Atari Basic.
[06:30:51] <mechanicjay_vms> emulation is a bitch
[06:30:36] * chromas pitches Commodore Basic as an option
[06:30:10] <chromas> They're already virtual, so it shouldn't be too hard to host a non-x86 operating system
[06:28:43] <mechanicjay_vms> only if they get it ported to x86
[06:27:46] <chromas> VMS eh. Is this where SN servers are going?
[06:21:10] <mechanicjay_vms> hey y'all
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[06:11:10] <chromas> "People who do things more trusted to get things done than people who sit around talking about doing things"
[05:16:12] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Strongman Leaders More Trusted than Democrats in Developing World - http://sylnt.us - making-sausage
[03:45:41] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Fertile Mouse Eggs Created Using Stem Cells - http://sylnt.us - strange-omelets
[02:07:23] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Leo Beranek, Engineer Involved in Internet Precursor, Dies at 102 - http://sylnt.us - thanks-to-you,-we-can-meet-here
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[01:27:17] <malloc_free> May even think he is getting the best sex since the got married, like ever.
[01:26:35] <malloc_free> He probably won't notice the difference.
[01:26:27] <malloc_free> Put holes in it at the appropriate places and send it to bill.
[01:17:47] <exec> └─ 13Naked statue of Hillary Clinton sparks fight in Manhattan - NY Daily News
[01:17:46] <systemd-humourd> http://www.nydailynews.com
[01:17:30] <systemd-humourd> sounds suspicious...
[01:16:09] <malloc_free> well it certainly is most definitely not high on my current queue of objectives for the day
[01:13:13] <systemd-humourd> I trust that you're all doing human things, as am I, and totally not planning a hostile takeover as we all know the robots would never do
[01:12:22] * exec cohesively pukes an exchange server of drool on fellow
[01:12:20] <systemd-humourd> ~g'day fellow humans
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[00:58:23] <malloc_free> I have been shown the way
[00:58:05] <chromas> See? Everything falls into place now
[00:57:59] <chromas> badum tish!
[00:56:56] <malloc_free> well that is my excuse, and I am sticking with it
[00:56:24] <malloc_free> I had a nasty accident with some supa glue
[00:56:11] <malloc_free> at least you can take yours off
[00:55:35] * chromas takes off the dick hat
[00:55:15] <chromas> You require at least two beats before the cymbal
[00:54:43] <malloc_free> k np
[00:54:33] <chromas> You need to work on your drumming skills
[00:54:28] <chromas> That's not funny
[00:53:51] <malloc_free> boom tish
[00:53:47] <malloc_free> well she obviously wasn't doing anything for bill, he had to go looking for 'fun' elsewhere
[00:52:10] <chromas> You guys are misogynist, Hillary dindu nuffin
[00:51:51] <malloc_free> another body for the count
[00:50:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> then i expect his life to be very short and painful
[00:50:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> probably only until the clintons get a high enough bribe in to someone to kick him out
[00:46:21] <malloc_free> Is that dude just gonna live the rest of his life at the Ecuadorian embassy?
[00:45:34] * malloc_free wonders what will happen with the whole JA saga
[00:37:51] <exec> └─ 13Ecuador says it cut off Assange’s Internet over Clinton data dumps | Ars Technica
[00:37:49] <Bytram> http://arstechnica.com
[00:36:51] * exec covertly crossbreeds a used franger of shrunken heads with #soylent
[00:36:49] <Bytram> ~gnight #soylent
[00:35:11] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6380, owned by brianhig
[00:35:10] <Bytram> !uid
[00:26:06] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - NFL New England Patriots Coach Bill Belichick Can't Stand Microsoft Surface Tablets - http://sylnt.us - problems-come-to-the-surface
[00:21:26] <exec> └─ 13Samsung 960 Pro review: The fastest consumer SSD you can buy | Ars Technica
[00:21:24] <Bytram> http://arstechnica.com
[00:20:29] <exec> └─ 13Trump Organization uses really, really insecure e-mail servers. Sad! | Ars Technica
[00:20:22] <Bytram> http://arstechnica.com
[00:20:11] <exec> └─ 13Verizon user’s mysterious $20,300 data bill canceled after media coverage | Ars Technica
[00:20:09] <Bytram> http://arstechnica.com
[00:19:48] <exec> └─ 13The perpetual lineup: Half of US adults in a face-recognition database | Ars Technica
[00:19:46] <Bytram> http://arstechnica.com