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[00:12:25] <cmn32480> ~gnight #soylent
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[02:28:01] <MDC> I guess I'll have to chat with my hallucinations.
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[02:37:15] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Scientists Discover Antibodies That Target Holes in HIV's Defenses - http://sylnt.us - chink-in-the-armour
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[06:16:27] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Claim: We Are Losing the War With Terrorists Thanks to Snowden - http://sylnt.us - quick-blame-somebody
[06:22:47] <chromas> Bender: s/no(w)/\1e/
[06:22:47] <sedctl> <chromas> <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Claim: We Are Losing the War With Terrorists Thanks to Sweden - http://sylnt.us - quick-blame-somebody
[06:59:06] <mecctro> lel
[07:05:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Sports Doping Agency WADA Says Hackers Lifted Olympic Athletes' Medical Records - http://sylnt.us - whodunit?
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[09:27:29] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Customer Service Bots Are Getting Better at Detecting Your Agitation - http://sylnt.us - stay-calm-and-take-your-meds
[09:31:42] <SirFinkus> "Official channels
[09:31:42] <SirFinkus> Official channels are usually safe for work / kids / family." gonna change this to something like "channels are considered NSFW unless otherwise noted
[09:31:47] <SirFinkus> because that's the way it is
[09:34:33] <crutchy> SirFinkus, congratulations mate :)
[09:34:42] <SirFinkus> on?
[09:34:50] <crutchy> your appointment
[09:34:54] <SirFinkus> or are you being a bag of cocks?
[09:35:03] <crutchy> eh?
[09:35:25] <crutchy> you're a wiki dude
[09:35:26] <SirFinkus> the matter has already been discussed the the senator
[09:35:33] <crutchy> i was just..
[09:35:35] <crutchy> meh
[09:35:49] <SirFinkus> oh, thought you were being sarcastic about the edit
[09:36:14] <SirFinkus> "wow dude, you changed a sentence, fucking fantastic"
[09:36:22] <FatPhil> o/
[09:36:24] <SirFinkus> so maybe I was the bag of dicks all along
[09:36:47] <SirFinkus> Deucalion brow beat me into it
[09:36:58] <SirFinkus> something about holding my mother hostage
[09:38:24] <crutchy> heh yah he's a brit :p
[09:38:35] <crutchy> something about empire n shit
[09:38:50] <FatPhil> the sun never sets
[09:39:29] <SirFinkus> unless you're kobach
[09:39:31] <FatPhil> Britain - love it or leave it
[09:40:09] <crutchy> i like britain
[09:40:41] <FatPhil> I like it enough to visit once every couple of years.
[09:41:10] <crutchy> though they seem to becoming less of a monarchy and more of a bureaucracy
[09:41:23] <FatPhil> blame thatcher
[09:41:25] <SirFinkus> isn't that the British dystopian future?
[09:41:30] <SirFinkus> like Brazil
[09:41:34] <SirFinkus> the movie, not the country
[09:41:53] <crutchy> seems to be happening everywhere
[09:42:18] <crutchy> if you're not government, you're cattle
[09:42:41] <FatPhil> https://en.wikipedia.org
[09:42:42] <dogbox> ^ 03Wiki: The Trap (TV series)
[09:43:23] <SirFinkus> the internet has completely changed my perception of the word "trap"
[09:43:32] <crutchy> lol
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[09:44:06] <SirFinkus> man, the IRC pages are a mess
[09:44:52] * crutchy whistles nonchalantly
[09:45:18] <SirFinkus> I might need to think about all those pages really
[09:45:36] <SirFinkus> like, why is there an IRC page, and an IRC team page?
[09:45:41] <SirFinkus> seems redundant
[09:45:57] <SirFinkus> shouldn't that all be on one page?
[09:46:14] <crutchy> i was working on restoring exec's wiki spamctl functions last night but the update kinda wrecked em and the new api is kinda shat
[09:46:33] * SirFinkus marks all Subsentient's channels "NOT SAFE FOR LIFE"
[09:46:40] <crutchy> lol\
[09:46:57] <crutchy> [[IRC]]
[09:46:58] <exec> 03IRC => 13Contact chat@soylentnews.org if you are interested in working on one of these projects. Also, the IRC Page has information about getting started with IRC, and the IRC vision is worth checking out.
[09:46:58] <exec> └─ 02http://wiki.soylentnews.org/wiki/IRC
[09:47:46] <crutchy> could probably put my nick in the ## channel maintained by column
[09:47:59] <crutchy> since kobach and xlefay seem to have flown the coup
[09:48:04] <SirFinkus> there's this one too https://wiki.soylentnews.org
[09:48:04] <dogbox> ^✓ 03Wiki: SoylentNews:IRC
[09:48:22] <SirFinkus> you're not even an op there
[09:48:31] <crutchy> i'm a sort of op
[09:48:40] <SirFinkus> pre op or post op?
[09:48:55] <crutchy> hmm. i'm already married so i guess i'm post op
[09:49:23] <FatPhil> time for the detachable penis youtube link again?
[09:50:53] <SirFinkus> naw, I have that saved on my desktop
[09:51:00] <crutchy> i'm pretty sure MrPlow is in charge of that department
[09:51:38] <SirFinkus> oh, the wiki asked me what pronouns I wanted it to use for me
[09:52:07] <SirFinkus> there was only male, female, and neutral, which I find problematic
[09:52:12] <crutchy> you have pronouns? you must be speshul
[09:52:28] <crutchy> i can't remember what a pronoun is
[09:52:39] * chromas gives SirFinkus a yellow six-pointed snowflake
[09:54:12] <FatPhil> you know what a noun is? And pro- is a prefix meaning "good", so it's a good noun - like "kitty", or "emperor", or "man of steel" - go ahead, chose one for yourself!
[09:54:40] <SirFinkus> a pronoun is something you complain about on tumblr
[09:55:43] <chromas> it's NOT complaining oh my god I just can't even!!
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[09:56:04] <SirFinkus> chromas, can we not?
[09:56:09] * crutchy slaps chromas with a safe trout
[09:56:36] <crutchy> ~g why are trout so good for slapping people with?
[09:56:38] <exec> [google] https://en.wikipedia.org
[09:56:42] <chromas> trigger-me-timbers
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[10:17:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:17:37] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2862
[10:29:24] <mecctro> coffee++
[10:29:24] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2863
[10:29:28] <mecctro> nicotine++
[10:29:28] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 146
[10:29:34] <mecctro> ~gday figgits
[10:29:36] * exec deliciously poops a photograph of whoopass for figgits
[10:30:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> #g dangerous faggot
[10:30:11] <MrPlow> http://www.breitbart.com - "Resident Internet bad boy and Breitbart Tech editor Milo Yiannopoulos is hitting the road again this fall on his “Dangerous Faggot” tour, during which he'll lecture ..."
[10:30:49] <chromas> Did he ever do his march through France or wherever?
[10:31:01] <mecctro> good question
[10:34:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> through the muslim ghetto? nope, bosses at brietbart told him fuck no you're not getting killed for publicity
[10:35:10] <chromas> dang
[10:35:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, it woulda been funny
[10:35:34] <chromas> Just go in riding a tank with some armed guards all around
[10:35:37] <FatPhil> isn't that what insurance is for - they can insure him, can't they?
[10:36:09] <FatPhil> convert the tank into an icecream van, and be welcomed in
[10:36:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> i think the cops refused to provide security was the issue.
[10:37:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> man, the docs on MrPlow are badly out of date on the wiki
[10:37:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> #help
[10:37:21] <MrPlow> Commands: help, weatheradd, weather, submit, seen, smake, smakeadd, youtube, abuser, bot, admin, socialist, roll, bnk, join, part, tell, klingon, g, sammich, sammichadd, say, pissoff, dieinafire, quit, nelson
[10:38:35] <Gravis> seriously? seriously?! SERIOUSLY?! https://soylentnews.org
[10:38:36] <dogbox> ^ 03SN article: Claim: We Are Losing the War With Terrorists Thanks to Snowden 04(32 comments)
[10:39:13] <chromas> theriouthly
[10:40:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> Gravis, betcha it gets lots of comments.
[10:40:55] <chromas> Place your bets, ladies and gentlejerks
[10:41:07] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: is that all you care about?
[10:41:13] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: i care about quality news
[10:41:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> active discussion? yes. we're a news discussion site not a news site.
[10:41:45] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: if all you care about is end user participation, then you have become the thing you souct to flee
[10:41:54] <Gravis> sought*
[10:42:10] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: so how is this any better than slashdot?
[10:42:13] <chromas> Nuh uh. We have narrower margins
[10:42:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> Gravis, we want the discussion because we like discussing things. they want it for filthy lucre and do not take part in the discussions.
[10:43:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> we especially like discussing people saying bloody stupid things on occasion, which is where this article fits in.
[10:43:37] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: so you just want a fight in the comments section, no matter how stupid, eh?
[10:44:07] <chromas> Our goal is to be the youtube comments of news
[10:44:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> pffft, their goal is to be us. we troll WAY better.
[10:44:56] <SirFinkus> I think it's a good story. The snowden leaks are firmly in tech territory, and it's interesting to get other perspectives on them
[10:45:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> Gravis, seriously, think about it... do you want shit excluded specifically because someone thought up a witty headline for it?
[10:45:26] <mecctro> I'm just here for the coffee.
[10:45:30] <SirFinkus> when it comes to NSA surveillance, we kind of live in an echo chamber
[10:45:54] <chromas> I agree with everyone here
[10:46:04] <SirFinkus> "we" being nerds
[10:46:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> SirFinkus, true but i tend to believe that is very good company as most of the founding fathers would be right here with us if they were alive today.
[10:46:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> franklin in particular would be trolling hard
[10:47:08] <SirFinkus> "But the peculiar evil of silencing the expression of an opinion is, that it is robbing the human race; posterity as well as the existing generation; those who dissent from the opinion, still more than those who hold it. If the opinion is right, they are deprived of the opportunity of exchanging error for truth: if wrong, they lose, what is almost as great a benefit
[10:47:08] <SirFinkus> , the clearer perception and livelier impression of truth, produced by its collision with error."
[10:47:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> damned skippy
[10:47:49] <mecctro> comedy
[10:48:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> people saying stupid shit should be reported so we can SAY it is stupid shit
[10:48:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> ditto smart shit
[10:48:51] <FatPhil> waitasec - is Milo pretending to be gay again?
[10:49:03] <mecctro> gaybe?
[10:49:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> he's very convincing
[10:49:10] <SirFinkus> it's kind of funny, I have a copy of "Rights of Man" and I'm pretty sure the tiddies on the cover are censored
[10:49:21] <SirFinkus> I don't know the original painting
[10:49:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> tiddies are damned well a right
[10:49:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> 8008135++
[10:49:58] <Bender> karma - 8008135: 42
[10:50:00] <FatPhil> I believe him more when he says that he only became gay to troll his parents.
[10:50:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> i specially liked his advice to lesbians who want to be happy instead of angry and violent all the time: suck a dick
[10:52:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... i should turn off syslog notifications of usb shat getting plugged/unplugged. makes it hard to see anything else with how many times i plug my phone in to charge in a week.
[10:52:51] <FatPhil> When I lived in Cambridge one of the groups I used to hang around with was at least 30% gay, I like to think know UK - Cambridge in particular - gays, and I'm pretty sure Milo ain't one. (He was briefly at Wolfson college, Cambridge)
[10:53:03] <SirFinkus> best part about milo is that even if he's not gay, he's made the point
[10:53:51] <FatPhil> I fully respect his right to make his point of view
[10:53:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> true nuff. subtle and roundabout he is not.
[10:54:10] <FatPhil> I even quite like his blunt jabs
[10:54:40] * SirFinkus wishes Hitchens was still around
[10:54:44] <SirFinkus> he'd have a LOT to say
[10:54:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> but are we really to the point where who you are matters in context of what you have to say? that's sooooo anti-internet.
[10:55:04] * mecctro cringes
[10:55:44] <SirFinkus> hasn't it always been that way? even on the internet
[10:56:14] <FatPhil> Hitchens is one of my favourites, sorely missed
[10:56:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> eh, only in part. the net is way better about not giving a shit who you are than offline.
[10:57:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> i mean fuck, if hillary could code perl i'd invite her on team
[10:57:23] <FatPhil> OH dear, he's started to use facts and logic, and his facts and logic are horrifically flawed (milo, faggot thingy)
[10:57:41] <boru> Edmund Hillary?
[10:57:50] <FatPhil> TMB: Mikey can code
[10:58:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> the mouse?
[10:58:11] <SirFinkus> she might be coding soon if the reports about her health are to be believed...
[10:58:19] <mecctro> lel
[10:59:06] <SirFinkus> she's probably going to be fine though
[10:59:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, she's gonna die
[10:59:25] <FatPhil> MekeeeyUSA
[10:59:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> dunno when but that's a given for everyone
[10:59:31] <SirFinkus> pneumonia at that age is no joke, but she has the best doctors in the world
[10:59:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, i dunno who dat is
[11:00:14] <SirFinkus> they've managed to keep Bill "3 big macs a day" Clinton alive
[11:00:30] <mecctro> they have the money for health-care, certainly
[11:00:38] <SirFinkus> that guy that whathername comes in periodically to try and get banned
[11:00:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup, plus they don't have to do obamacare
[11:00:58] <SirFinkus> spams about how the bible says fucking 7 year old girls is awwwww right
[11:01:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, that guy
[11:01:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> he does get banned, just by users making his ip/subnet karma go too negative.
[11:01:53] <mecctro> so bad he makes other bad around him?
[11:01:59] <mecctro> others*
[11:02:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, downmods. get enough to take your overall karma too negative and you don't get to post for a while
[11:02:43] <SirFinkus> he's either mentally ill, or an extremely devoted troll
[11:02:48] <SirFinkus> I tend to think the former
[11:02:55] <mecctro> could be both
[11:03:14] <mecctro> those are the true trolldiers
[11:03:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'd like to remove that or at least tweak it to less harsh personally
[11:03:22] <SirFinkus> his particular fixations point to mental illness, reminds me of Terry Davis
[11:03:48] <SirFinkus> ranting semi-coherently about "CIA niggers" and the IRA
[11:03:53] <mecctro> got a link? you have me interested now...
[11:03:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh ya, almost forgot to take drugs and have a smoke. gotta get charged up for coding.
[11:04:11] <mecctro> gotta fire dat laz0r
[11:05:01] <chromas> TempleOS
[11:05:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[11:05:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[11:05:06] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 147
[11:05:07] <chromas> SirFinkus perks his ears
[11:05:31] <SirFinkus> was trying to find his twatter
[11:06:16] <SirFinkus> https://twitter.com
[11:06:16] <dogbox> ^ 03Terry A. Davis (@TempleOS) | Twitter
[11:06:22] <chromas> Surprisingly not mentioned on his site
[11:06:39] <mecctro> wtf
[11:06:59] <mecctro> oh this is where that damn screenshot came from
[11:07:02] <mecctro> lmao
[11:07:35] <SirFinkus> as I understand it, he's got legitimate technical chops
[11:07:39] <SirFinkus> wrote his own os
[11:07:43] <chromas> Kinda surprised the PC Police haven't spanked his account for nanoaggresssions
[11:08:15] <SirFinkus> https://en.wikipedia.org
[11:08:16] <dogbox> ^ 03Wiki: TempleOS
[11:08:47] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Boeing 737 MAX 8 Could Enable $69 Trans-Atlantic Flights - http://sylnt.us - take-a-little-extra-fuel
[11:08:48] <chromas> also http://templeos.org
[11:08:49] <dogbox> ^ 03The Temple Operating System
[11:08:52] <mecctro> "The OS contains numerous embedded biblical references including a program called AfterEgypt which allows users to "communicate with God" through an oracle"
[11:08:58] * mecctro is dying laughing
[11:09:24] <boru> TempleOS is a free, public domain, open source, x86_64, non-preemptive
[11:09:25] <boru> multi-tasking, multi-cored, ring-0-only, single-address-map (identity-mapped),
[11:09:25] <boru> non-networked, PC operating system. Paging is, basically, not used.
[11:09:33] <boru> Not a very good OS, at that.
[11:09:49] <boru> That's OS development 101.
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[11:10:04] <SirFinkus> they're specific design decisions
[11:10:22] <boru> They're poor design decisions. He's basically rewritten DOS.
[11:10:54] <boru> If you're going to target the Inhell ISA, than why on Earth wouldn't you use VMM...
[11:11:05] <chromas> "A troll might ask, "Why not just use DOS? It was ring-0-only and single-address-map." DOS was 16-bit, with segmentation -- awful! TempleOS is 64-bit, flat, non-segmented and multi-cored. It has a C64-like shell with HolyC, a dialect of C/C++, instead of BASIC."
[11:11:05] <SirFinkus> because god told him not to
[11:11:28] <mecctro> HolyC, touching
[11:11:34] <boru> As I said, he's re-written DOS.
[11:11:59] <mecctro> The history section on wikipedia says it all.
[11:12:14] <boru> Early DOS was flat and non-segmented, that's what made it so fun to pwn.
[11:12:34] <boru> Like TempleOS, it's trivial to write to another process' address map, not that it matters since it's all in ring 0. What a bellend.
[11:13:05] <chromas> it's a linuxy dos though
[11:13:13] <chromas> all the source is there. it's a sandbox
[11:13:23] <mecctro> ^
[11:13:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> we should get NCommander to write some malware for it. it probably doesn't have any yet.
[11:14:14] <chromas> "The vision for TempleOS, however, is a modern, 64-bit Commodore 64. The C64 was a non-networked, home computer mostly used for games. It trained my generation how to program because it was wide open, completely hackable. The games were not multimedia works of art, but generated by non-artist."
[11:14:22] <SirFinkus> that's kind of the point boru
[11:14:33] <boru> What is?
[11:14:44] <boru> All the source is there for FreeDOS as well.
[11:15:08] <SirFinkus> everything being in ring 0
[11:15:12] <SirFinkus> full access
[11:15:23] <SirFinkus> no barriers between you and the hardware
[11:15:55] <boru> That's what a HAL is for. Exposing that in the rest of your kernel, and by extension, userland, if you were to host one, is absurd.
[11:16:17] <chromas> Terrible. Abstraction is for chumps
[11:17:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> specially abstract art. naked chicks should look like naked chicks, otherwise what's the point?
[11:17:31] <cmn32480> I miss anyhitng?
[11:17:34] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[11:17:36] * exec unjustifiably experiences an example of Debian with TheMightyBuzzard
[11:17:46] <cmn32480> ~gday chromas
[11:17:48] * exec casually throws a A cup of grits at chromas
[11:17:50] <cmn32480> ~!gday sirfinkus
[11:17:53] <boru> As an analogy, saying he has technical chops because he wrote an OS, is like saying Pootering has technical chops for writing systemd. They accomplished something, but it's hardly a paragon of good design.
[11:17:54] <chromas> ~g'day >beverage TempleOS
[11:17:54] <cmn32480> ~gday sirfinkus
[11:17:56] <exec> added to beverages
[11:17:57] * exec half-heartedly pours a treasure chest of windows 95 for sirfinkus
[11:17:59] <cmn32480> ~gday boru
[11:18:01] * exec retroactively nudges a satchel of oil toward boru
[11:18:08] <boru> ~gday cmn32480
[11:18:12] * exec mistakenly pours my butt of MP for cmn32480
[11:18:21] <chromas> according to his page he's been working on OSs since 1990
[11:18:28] <SirFinkus> I'd argue that he does because he wrote the OS he wanted to write
[11:18:29] <chromas> VAX is mentioned
[11:19:09] <boru> Or the only one he knew to write.
[11:19:10] <mecctro> whatever the case, I feel bad for the guy, but if writing an OS helps, sobeit I suppose.
[11:19:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[11:19:17] * exec theoretically irritates a can of rusty nails with cmn32480
[11:19:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> pffft, you don't have chops unless you've written a #soylent IRC bot
[11:19:59] <boru> His Twit feed reads like a Markov chain.
[11:20:03] <SirFinkus> that seems unlikely
[11:20:29] <cmn32480> in 17 languages
[11:20:34] <cmn32480> that all do the same thing
[11:20:50] <chromas> all program languages do the same thing
[11:21:04] * chromas diddles the bits
[11:21:30] <chromas> Maybe we can get him to put an irc bot into templeos
[11:21:38] <chromas> using the serial port or something since no networking
[11:21:39] <SirFinkus> no networking
[11:22:30] <mecctro> I'm sure the outcome would be... interesting.
[11:24:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh come on, if you can write networking for dos you can write it for anything
[11:26:00] <cmn32480> my toaster needs some networking
[11:26:20] <SirFinkus> night
[11:26:41] * chromas doesn't believe SirFinkus actually sleeps
[11:26:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> it does so it can talk with the coffee pot and not make toast until there's something to wash it down
[11:26:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gnight SirFinkus
[11:26:58] * exec analiciously fires a goblet of milo at SirFinkus
[11:27:05] <cmn32480> chromas - he's a bot
[11:27:10] <chromas> aha, which milo?
[11:27:11] <cmn32480> ~gnight SirFinkus
[11:27:13] * exec presumably spews The Cloud of Boaty McBoatface on SirFinkus
[11:27:23] <cmn32480> ~time sirfinkus
[11:27:25] <exec> Thursday, 15 September 2016 @ 4:27 am GMT-7 - Olympia, WA, USA
[11:27:30] <cmn32480> dumbass
[11:27:30] <chromas> ping ping ping
[11:27:37] <mecctro> lol
[11:27:50] <cmn32480> I'm getting to work.. he's just going to bed... obviously I'm doing somethign wrong
[11:27:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~weather SirFinkus
[11:27:56] <exec> 10Olympia, WA, USA - currently 48°F, cloudy, wind SW at 2 mph, humidity 92% - Thursday partly cloudy (49°F:76°F), Friday partly cloudy (56°F:79°F), Saturday rain (55°F:65°F), Sunday showers (52°F:64°F)
[11:28:06] <SirFinkus> you're all dicks
[11:28:10] <cmn32480> we are a big bag o' dicks
[11:28:24] <SirFinkus> just for that, I'm blanking the wiki
[11:28:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> that was a silly question really. it's WA. it's gonna rain.
[11:28:27] <mecctro> It's cool finkus, I have a weird schedule.
[11:28:39] * cmn32480 sets a timer to ping sirfinkus at random intervals not to exceed 3 minutes
[11:28:57] <SirFinkus> not that anybody would care, since nobody actually uses the wiki
[11:28:57] <cmn32480> we got backups now...
[11:29:09] <SirFinkus> I bet I could blank it and nobody would even notice
[11:29:12] * TheMightyBuzzard slightly misses blackuweather but can't be arsed to make it parse any better than it does
[11:29:13] <SirFinkus> for like 6 months
[11:29:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> just make sure you get a F@H page up =P
[11:29:40] <SirFinkus> oh fuck, completely forgot
[11:29:46] * SirFinkus facepalms
[11:29:47] <cmn32480> way to go TheMightyBuzzard
[11:29:48] <mecctro> woops
[11:29:50] <chromas> and write a bot to periodically update the page
[11:30:05] <boru> Can't go to sleep, now!
[11:30:07] <cmn32480> actually, we can probably get exec to do that
[11:30:11] <SirFinkus> that was what started this oddessey
[11:30:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly, ya
[11:30:29] <SirFinkus> ok, goodnight assholes
[11:30:29] <cmn32480> he already accesses the wiki for arthur, though the upgrade borked that
[11:30:35] <cmn32480> ~gnight SirFinkus
[11:30:36] * TheMightyBuzzard waves
[11:30:38] * exec emphatically cyberbullies a blerg of Jesus Juice at SirFinkus
[11:31:02] <crutchy> yeah exec's wiki stuff shat itself, though i think i got part way there with the new api last night
[11:31:02] <cmn32480> with friends like us....
[11:31:05] <mecctro> ~gnight SirFinkus
[11:31:07] * exec diarrhetically drops a cold can of Satya Nadella's anus on SirFinkus
[11:31:21] <cmn32480> c'mon... everybody do it
[11:31:25] <cmn32480> he isn't sleeping yet~!
[11:31:42] <mecctro> Gotta bleep that screen one more time.
[11:31:44] <cmn32480> if anybody can figure out exec it isn't me
[11:31:58] <chromas> there's probably an exec script to figure it out
[11:32:07] <chromas> ~fix self
[11:32:13] <cmn32480> ~fixshit
[11:32:14] <crutchy> smart people would probably just use a wikimedia framework, but yeah...
[11:32:25] <cmn32480> this is far mroe fun?
[11:32:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, MrPlow has one of those
[11:32:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> #dieinafire
[11:32:34] * MrPlow dies a firey death
[11:32:34] -!- MrPlow has quit [Quit: Powered by Rust.]
[11:32:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> see, all fixed
[11:32:50] * boru chuckles.
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[11:33:02] <chromas> MrPlow needs connection-preserving restarts
[11:33:17] <chromas> priorities, man
[11:33:27] * SirFinkus turns off notifications
[11:33:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> shit i forgot the command to start him up
[11:33:43] <crutchy> perl is probably infected by the same fake variable nonsense as php
[11:33:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, no. i don't even wanna learn how to do that in rust
[11:33:58] <crutchy> actually php probably got it from perl
[11:34:05] <boru> I'd have thought having two processes would be a good idea, anyway.
[11:34:22] <chromas> exec is multiprocess
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[11:34:30] <chromas> each command is a script
[11:34:38] <crutchy> cos 2 processes just aint enough
[11:34:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> #join #test
[11:34:45] <boru> One for plain old networking and parsing with heavily reduced privs, then have the functionality which actually does things with sanitised user input in a normal process.
[11:34:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> #join #editorial
[11:35:07] <boru> Perhaps even using capsicum(4) or equivalent for ACLs etc.
[11:35:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> pshaw, ACLs indeed
[11:36:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> MrPlow knows who his daddy is, that's enough. you fookers would just break him if i gave ya access to the fun commands.
[11:36:14] <boru> Oh, no, I meant ACLs for the host.
[11:36:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahh
[11:36:41] <boru> Capsicum is pretty fine grained, but worthwhile.
[11:36:53] <boru> Normal user privs would probably be enough, anyway.
[11:37:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> well technically MrPlow could power off bery if he wanted. he's run under my creds.
[11:37:17] * boru is aghast!
[11:37:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> i should add another unprived user to run him under
[11:37:51] <crutchy> "live free or die"
[11:38:05] <crutchy> applies to bots too
[11:38:08] <boru> That or do priv separation a la two processes.
[11:38:12] <chromas> MrPlow needs a command to check his privilege
[11:38:13] <cmn32480> what makes you think we'd break him TheMightyBuzzard
[11:38:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> #roll 9999d1000000000
[11:38:30] <MrPlow> chromas, is that you? stop being a wiseass.
[11:38:38] <cmn32480> ok fair enough
[11:38:42] * chromas whistles nonchalantly
[11:39:03] * chromas kicks a rock
[11:39:03] <cmn32480> that commadn ought to pull the name of the wiseass and call them out
[11:39:08] <chromas> aw, gee whizz, guys
[11:39:11] <crutchy> #roll reboot
[11:39:11] <MrPlow> roll the dice. #roll 3d6 throws=6
[11:39:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, it does. *eyes chromas*
[11:39:35] <chromas> #roll -1d-4
[11:39:35] <MrPlow> roll the dice. #roll 3d6 throws=6
[11:39:41] <crutchy> #roll feminism
[11:39:41] <MrPlow> roll the dice. #roll 3d6 throws=6
[11:39:46] <mecctro> #roll b4
[11:39:46] <MrPlow> roll the dice. #roll 3d6 throws=6
[11:39:46] <crutchy> ^should make it explode
[11:39:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> #roll 0d1
[11:39:53] <MrPlow> pass 1: 0
[11:39:58] <chromas> it's funny because feminists have rolls
[11:40:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, that's a bug at least
[11:40:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, jellyrolls, yep
[11:40:17] <crutchy> yeah that feminism thing is definitely a bug
[11:40:40] <chromas> #roll tide
[11:40:40] <MrPlow> roll the dice. #roll 3d6 throws=6
[11:40:43] * crutchy wondders if feminists really care about feminism
[11:40:48] <mecctro> #roll 5*2
[11:40:48] <MrPlow> roll the dice. #roll 3d6 throws=6
[11:40:54] <cmn32480> or just making life miserable for the rest of us?
[11:41:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> http://www.phoronix.com
[11:41:24] <dogbox> ^ 03Feral's New Linux Port Is Deus Ex: Mankind Divided - Phoronix
[11:41:28] <crutchy> if you asked one about the role of feminism in the early 20th century i wonder if they'd have a clue
[11:42:02] <boru> Indeed.
[11:42:04] <mecctro> It's just about equal bites guys
[11:42:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> feels like smoke time
[11:42:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[11:42:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[11:42:09] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 148
[11:42:11] <chromas> crutchy: you know goddamn well women were tied up to literal balls and chains in the kitchen until the 1960s
[11:42:19] <crutchy> lol
[11:42:40] * crutchy breaks out the whip on his femslave
[11:42:53] <crutchy> and then hides in the kitchen
[11:43:26] <mecctro> #sammich
[11:43:26] * MrPlow whips up a man sammich for mecctro
[11:43:39] <boru> Apt.
[11:43:41] * mecctro it's raining men...
[11:43:48] * mecctro wiggles furiously
[11:45:34] * cmn32480 passes on waggling back
[11:49:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, that's what i was gonna do to MrPlow. #yt alias for #youtube
[11:50:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> #youtube it's raining men
[11:50:03] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[11:51:47] <mecctro> #youtube MrPlow
[11:51:47] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[11:56:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> ah, the waiting game sucks. let's play hungry, hungry hippo
[11:56:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> #pissoff
[11:56:45] <MrPlow> Off I shall piss...
[11:56:45] -!- MrPlow has quit [Quit: Powered by Rust.]
[11:56:54] * chromas pulls out his marbles
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[11:57:04] <mecctro> waiting game?
[11:57:04] * cmn32480 tosses in some jacks
[11:57:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> #yt the plow king commercial
[11:57:22] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[11:57:25] <cmn32480> I think he wants us to try and break his bot
[11:57:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> #join #test
[11:57:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> #join #editorial
[11:57:47] <cmn32480> #unjoin test
[11:57:52] <mecctro> #part test
[11:57:59] <cmn32480> #pissoff
[11:58:05] <cmn32480> #pisson
[11:58:08] <mecctro> lol
[11:58:12] <cmn32480> #pisssideways
[11:58:12] <mecctro> #powertop
[11:58:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> gotta just tell him #part in the channel you want him to fuck off from
[11:58:32] <cmn32480> #convertable
[11:58:38] <mecctro> `join #dev #test
[11:58:38] <argute> Joined: #dev #test
[11:58:45] <mecctro> `part #dev
[11:58:45] <argute> Parted: #dev
[11:58:53] <cmn32480> mecctro.. it's like a bad game of word association
[11:59:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> #nelson cmn32480
[11:59:25] <MrPlow> cmn32480: HA HA!
[11:59:25] <mecctro> guess that param hole.
[11:59:32] <cmn32480> #part yo_momma
[11:59:55] <mecctro> #part man
[12:00:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> #join #test #dev #anotherchannel
[12:00:11] <mecctro> #help
[12:00:11] <MrPlow> Commands: help, weatheradd, weather, submit, seen, smake, smakeadd, youtube, abuser, bot, admin, socialist, roll, bnk, join, part, tell, klingon, g, sammich, sammichadd, say, pissoff, dieinafire, quit, nelson
[12:00:13] <cmn32480> #part #soylent
[12:00:23] <chromas> #join ,0
[12:00:26] <mecctro> #help help
[12:00:26] <MrPlow> Yes, recursion is nifty. Now piss off.
[12:00:34] <chromas> #join #test,0
[12:00:36] <mecctro> #help help #help help
[12:00:36] <MrPlow> #help #help help is not a currently implemented command
[12:00:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh ya, he won't quit his primary channel unless i tell him to
[12:00:41] <chromas> `join #test,0
[12:00:41] <argute> You have no power here.
[12:00:55] <boru> Hmm. Detects recusion. Interesting.
[12:00:59] <cmn32480> I can make him go away
[12:01:00] <boru> Recursion, rather.
[12:01:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> or join a channel that don't start with #
[12:01:30] <mecctro> #g,
[12:01:49] <mecctro> #g /
[12:01:49] <MrPlow> http://www.dailymotion.com - "Here is a useful guide to using the slash punctuation mark. Make sure you know where to appropriately place this punctuation mark, and use your slashes ..."
[12:02:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> #g soylent MrPlow
[12:02:01] <MrPlow> https://soylentnews.org - ""
[12:03:00] <mecctro> #g soylent jews
[12:03:01] <MrPlow> http://www.andrewbostom.org - "Mar 30, 2014 ... Discussion with Steve Malzberg About Iranian Nukes, & (Soylent) Green Movement ... Monzazeri refusing to shake hands with najis Jew."
[12:03:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> #g cmn32480 site:soylentnews.org
[12:03:41] <MrPlow> https://soylentnews.org - ""
[12:04:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> #g cmn32480 -site:soylentnews.org
[12:04:06] <MrPlow> https://community.spiceworks.com - "Dec 17, 2012 ... cmn32480 wrote: Cell shaping can be done with power, channel, and data rate settings to get the correct cell size from an omni-directional ..."
[12:04:33] <mecctro> #g cmn32480
[12:04:34] <MrPlow> https://soylentnews.org - ""
[12:04:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> #g themightybuzzard -site:soylentnews.org
[12:04:55] <MrPlow> https://www.instagram.com - "Special knees and knobbly needs."
[12:05:00] <boru> #smake %%x
[12:05:00] * MrPlow smakes %%x upside the head with a raw steak
[12:05:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> um, thas not me. someone's stealin my good reputation.
[12:05:38] <boru> #smake '$$' . '_'
[12:05:38] * MrPlow smakes '$$' . '_' upside the head with bunged up data
[12:05:40] <mecctro> gg
[12:05:41] <boru> Pft.
[12:05:54] <mecctro> `insult MrPlow
[12:05:54] <argute> MrPlow: Thou art a Mewling, Dizzy-eyed Malt-worm.
[12:06:22] <chromas> special knees? shouldn't they be soggy though?
[12:06:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> i have a much better beard than that fucking millennial pos
[12:06:48] <chromas> he looks like a hipster
[12:07:29] * chromas digs into his creepy soylent archive and finds tmb photos for comparison
[12:09:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com
[12:09:54] <cmn32480> coolhand used to have a beard like that
[12:10:07] <chromas> that's ancient though
[12:10:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> what, you expected a picture WITHOUT a fish?
[12:10:30] <mecctro> #g lemonparty
[12:10:30] <MrPlow> http://www.urbandictionary.com - "One of the unholy trinity of internet pictures which all must witness to be 'jaded internet users' (tubgirl, goatse, and lemonparty), lemonparty is probably the ..."
[12:10:32] <chromas> #smakeadd tmb's fish
[12:10:32] <MrPlow> "tmb's fish" added.
[12:11:01] <chromas> tubgirl
[12:11:07] * chromas awaits Subsentient's presence
[12:11:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smakeadd two girls one cup
[12:11:53] <MrPlow> "two girls one cup" added.
[12:12:20] <mecctro> #smakeadd meatspin
[12:12:20] <MrPlow> "meatspin" added.
[12:12:44] <chromas> #g one girl one plate
[12:12:45] <MrPlow> http://www.urbandictionary.com - "Like Two Girls One Cup but with half the girls and twice the coprophilia. Probably not consensual, most likely the most disgusting thing you will e..."
[12:12:45] * TheMightyBuzzard fires up last night's southpark
[12:13:20] <mecctro> #g meatspin
[12:13:21] <MrPlow> http://meatspin.fr - "151. 152. 153. Want more ? Meatspin. You spin me right round baby right round · Lemonparty ... Lock Page. meatspin.fr/auto.html. Short Url. http://goo.gl ..."
[12:13:31] <mecctro> lol, tops
[12:14:02] <cmn32480> `chuck
[12:14:02] <argute> Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
[12:15:11] <mecctro> `cookie
[12:15:11] <argute> Fortune: It is easier to destroy than to build. | Learn Chinese: 16 / 十六 (shí-liù) | Lotto: 51 1 27 31 36 5
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[12:16:02] <cmn32480> that is excellent.
[12:16:09] <cmn32480> it has the "leran Chinese" part
[12:16:46] <mecctro> pretty shitty fortunes, but that's kinda the point I think.
[12:16:58] <cmn32480> ~fortune
[12:16:59] <exec> If I don't see you in the future, I'll see you in the pasture.
[12:17:10] <chromas> ~fortune-o
[12:17:22] <mecctro> ~fortune
[12:17:26] <exec> Tell the truth or trump--but get the trick.
[12:17:26] <exec> -- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"
[12:17:27] <dogbox> Karma - : -1
[12:18:28] <boru> Heh.
[12:18:52] <mecctro> I'm lost.
[12:18:59] <cmn32480> welcome to our world
[12:20:43] exec is now known as meanie
[12:20:48] meanie is now known as exec
[12:20:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[12:20:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[12:20:52] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 149
[12:25:06] <boru> Hmm.
[12:25:19] <boru> --
[12:25:24] <boru> Boo, curses.
[12:25:34] <mecctro> --
[12:25:59] <mecctro> nada
[12:26:54] <chromas> [variables with spaces]++
[12:26:54] <Bender> karma - [variables with spaces]: 1
[12:28:40] <boru> I was trying to do something clever with control characters, alas, I'd probably need to use /quote.
[12:29:01] <mecctro> -- ,
[12:29:10] <mecctro> meh
[12:29:28] <weeds> TheMightyBuzzard, how long have you been smoking?
[12:30:12] <chromas> Since he grew the beard
[12:30:15] <chromas> Rawr
[12:30:44] <mecctro> just a lil 5 o' clock shadow
[12:46:25] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Wilderness Areas Decreased - http://sylnt.us - treet-Mother-Earth-better
[12:49:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> weeds, round about thirty years
[12:49:52] * cmn32480 gets the razor ready
[12:52:52] <chromas> Remember, down the road, not across the street
[12:57:45] <chromas> #microaggress Bender
[12:58:49] <AndyTheAbsurd> $burrito Bender
[12:58:49] * aqu4 chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at Bender
[13:00:11] <crutchy> ~shit Bender
[13:00:12] <exec> 05💩
[13:00:16] <crutchy> :|
[13:00:26] <cmn32480> ~💩
[13:00:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> 💩
[13:00:40] * exec chucks a nasty sloppy dogshit at aqu4
[13:00:41] <cmn32480> i thought that did something...
[13:00:51] * crutchy looks for a pooper scooper
[13:00:57] <weeds> TheMightyBuzzard yikes! Any plans to quit?
[13:01:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> not at the moment, i quite enjoy it.
[13:02:11] <chromas> exec found this gem: http://cloud-2-butt.tumblr.com
[13:02:12] <dogbox> ^ 03Cloud-2-Butt
[13:03:06] <weeds> Do you have advance directives in place?
[13:03:29] <cmn32480> TheMightyBuzzard is the reason we can't get good health care in this country!
[13:03:32] <cmn32480> STONE HIM!!!!
[13:03:42] <cmn32480> STONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE HIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[13:03:46] <crutchy> wait a minute. he might be a woman
[13:03:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, not my prollem. i don't play with your healthcare system.
[13:03:58] <crutchy> women aren't allowed at stoning you know
[13:04:09] <cmn32480> crutchy - except as the target
[13:04:14] <chromas> suure they are. theyjust have to be receivers
[13:04:26] <crutchy> and wear fake beards
[13:04:31] <chromas> that's why bottoms can be there too
[13:04:34] <cmn32480> TheMightyBuzzard - if I didn't ahve kids, I woudn't either
[13:05:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, indian (feather not dot) yo. my tribe pays for my healthcare with the money silly white people keep giving our casinos.
[13:06:37] <crutchy> i just happily fork over thousands of dollars. its super great :<
[13:06:51] <crutchy> though admittedly my wife is on a heap of pain killers
[13:07:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> well that would involve less steps but i'm happy enough with what i have.
[13:07:36] <crutchy> its a wonderful tragedy when we reach the government pharmacy threshold when we get $5 prescriptions
[13:07:47] <weeds> TheMightyBuzzard, It's not your health care I was thinking about, more like the cancer you'll have.
[13:07:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> and i do my best to save the tribe money by not going to the doctor unless someone shot me.
[13:07:59] <crutchy> the tragedy is the amount of money it means i've spent to get to that point :|
[13:08:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> weeds, no history of cancer in my family despite most of my ancestors being smokers.
[13:09:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> copd is what i'm prolly gonna end up with
[13:09:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> and i don't expect to be seeking treatment for that
[13:10:08] <chromas> you can clear it with a regex
[13:10:38] <crutchy> ~list
[13:10:38] <exec> ~list ~list-auth ~lock ~unlock
[13:10:38] <exec> ~! ~addr ~api ~arthur ~aur ~bday ~butt ~calc ~cat ~cd ~cid ~comments ~confucius ~convert ~count ~cowsay ~deb ~define ~define-add ~define-count ~define-delete ~define-sources ~devs ~eds ~exec-issue ~execfs ~fah ~filter ~filth ~first ~forex ~fortune ~g ~g'day ~g'night ~gday ~get ~github-add ~github-del ~github-feed ~github-list ~gnight ~google ~grab ~header ~header-login ~help ~isup ~jisho ~last ~link ~links ~location ~log ~ls ~md ~mkdir ~moo ~nyse
[13:10:38] <exec> ~openthepodbaydoors ~perl6 ~php ~queue ~quickpoll ~quote ~rainbow ~random ~rd ~rehash-issue ~remind ~rmdir ~romajidesu ~rps ~scramble ~sed ~seen ~set ~shorten ~sizeof ~sneak ~sneak-server ~staff ~stash ~story-search ~submit ~suggest ~suggest-api ~suggest-exec ~suggest-rss ~tell ~time ~time-add ~time-del ~title ~trans ~translate ~translate-sl ~uid ~unset ~unstash ~up ~vote ~weather ~weather-add ~weather-del ~weather-old ~weather-prefs ~welcome ~wget
[13:10:39] <exec> ~wiki ~wiki-privmsg ~youtube ~yt
[13:10:46] <crutchy> ~openthepodbaydoors
[13:10:47] <exec> I'm a creationist; I refuse to believe that I could have evolved from man.
[13:10:59] <crutchy> ~openthepodbaydoors
[13:11:00] <exec> Camille's Axiom:
[13:11:00] <exec> If you haven't asked yourself, "Why the hell did
[13:11:00] <exec> I go to college anyway?", you must be teaching.
[13:11:10] <crutchy> ~openthepodbaydoors
[13:11:10] <exec> * Overfiend prefers girls who have developed, and DON'T FUCKING **GIGGLE**
[13:11:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> meh, i don't expect it to kill me until i'm in my 60s, by which time i'm fine with dying.
[13:11:24] <weeds> TheMightyBuzzard Mine either, (full disclosure) My mom's either, but she is currently dying of lung cancer. COPD, emphysema, cancer... The future is not bright
[13:11:35] <crutchy> ~confucius
[13:11:37] <exec> Confucius say… vegetarian is an Indian word meaning, lousy hunter.
[13:11:48] <chromas> He knows; he saw perl 6
[13:11:57] <crutchy> ~confucius
[13:12:00] <exec> Confucius say… joke is like sex… neither is any good if you don't get it.
[13:12:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> i explicitly do not want to live past my 60s. and yes, chromas, perl 6 is why.
[13:12:06] * chromas makes the worst jokes
[13:12:35] <crutchy> nah that honor goes to tama
[13:12:43] <crutchy> or ciri
[13:13:46] <chromas> nah, TheMightyBuzzard's gonna live an abnormally long life and be extremely crotchety
[13:13:51] <weeds> TheMightyBuzzard, You should consider getting those advance orders in place (DNR, etc.) so that when you stop breathing they don't stick a respirator down your throat and put you on oxygen.
[13:14:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> weeds, s'not a bad idea. i'll have plenty of advance warning though on copd.
[13:14:32] <chromas> It'll probably be an accident while cleaning his gun, just like the boys in blue
[13:15:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, if ima have a gun related death it's gonna be getting shot dead while mowing down congress critters.
[13:15:53] <crutchy> can they die?
[13:15:57] <chromas> Not a bad idea. DC makes a better gun range than a highschool
[13:16:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, they're like zombies kinda cept you gotta shoot them in the wallet instead of the head.
[13:16:33] <crutchy> to be able to kill them i'd have thought they would need to be alive at least to begin with
[13:16:37] <chromas> You sound like a wife
[13:16:52] <Bytram|away> ~time x
[13:16:55] <exec> Thursday, 15 September 2016 @ 1:16 pm UTC - Coordinated Universal Time
[13:17:29] <chromas> oh yeah, that's authentic. 12-hour utc
[13:17:46] <Bytram|away> coffee++
[13:17:46] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2864
[13:17:49] <cmn32480> ~time UTC
[13:17:52] <exec> Thursday, 15 September 2016 @ 1:17 pm UTC - Coordinated Universal Time
[13:17:57] chromas is now known as cunt
[13:17:59] * Bytram|away is trying to convert 10:04am EDT to UTC
[13:18:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, 24h clocks is for twats
[13:18:12] <Bytram|away> and servicemen
[13:18:21] <cunt> you think time should happen twice a day?
[13:18:23] <Bytram|away> and anstronauts
[13:18:41] <weeds> TheMightyBuzzard might consider there are other ways to die, like car accidents, etc...
[13:18:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram|away, military folks hate it too.
[13:18:51] <Bytram|away> LOL
[13:19:15] <Bytram|away> better than showing up 12 hours late when you were supposed to meet your party at 1:00 o'clock
[13:19:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> weeds, yeah, wishful thinking going out quickly like that.
[13:19:31] <Bytram|away> "Oh! You meant the *other* 1 o'clock! Oooops!"
[13:19:57] <cmn32480> somebody comes knocking on the door at 1am... they is likely to leave in a body bag
[13:19:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram|away, if they wanted to meet at 1am they better be coming naked.
[13:20:13] <Bytram|away> some party, eh?
[13:20:19] <cmn32480> says TheMightyBuzzard about his army buddies
[13:20:28] <cunt> TheMightyBuzzard: just make sure your obit gets into the national papers
[13:20:31] * cmn32480 didn't realize TMB was in the Air Force
[13:20:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, don't ask, don't tell
[13:20:53] <cunt> sounds kinda gay
[13:21:05] <Tramtrist> FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
[13:21:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah
[13:21:12] <Tramtrist> afk a few more weeks
[13:21:15] * TheMightyBuzzard lurves cunt
[13:21:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body
[13:21:43] <weeds> TheMightyBuzzard you never know. Good friend from college never smoked, never "chewed", no cancer in family, presented with cancer in his mouth. You never know. Get those orders in!
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[13:21:52] <cunt> oh, I was mocking the rule, not the chairforce
[13:21:54] <Tramtrist> gender is too confusing now
[13:21:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> but i identify as an attack helicopter
[13:21:57] <Tramtrist> i choose not to talk about it
[13:22:43] <cunt> the rule for that is easy though
[13:22:48] <cunt> words have gender. people have sex
[13:23:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> not often enough
[13:23:06] <Tramtrist> nice
[13:23:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> meh, ima piss off and play some vidya. yall fookers kept me busy yacking through my good coding hours.
[13:24:09] * cunt tents fingers
[13:24:21] <cmn32480> not our fault you didn't concentrate on what you wer' sposed to be doing
[13:24:24] * cunt forgot the burns catchphrase
[13:24:47] cunt is now known as excellent
[13:24:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, you're forgetting something...
[13:24:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~blame
[13:24:58] * exec points at Bytram
[13:25:02] <crutchy> <ciri> crutchy: Ciri: yo mama is so dogpipe she sniffs arti's obamatron.
[13:25:06] <crutchy> lmao
[13:25:38] <excellent> trouble concentrating? there's a camp for that
[13:26:16] <cmn32480> TheMightyBuzzard - you make an excellent point
[13:26:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> excellent, there's also adderall for that. which i already took. i just never got started to be able to concentrate this morning.
[13:26:46] Bytram|away is now known as Bytram
[13:27:04] <crutchy> ah shit i'm gunna miss the launch cos i gotta go to bed :(
[13:27:17] <crutchy> ~g'night #soylent
[13:27:19] * exec proverbially inserts a dogbox of hornets into #soylent
[13:27:29] -!- crutchy has quit [Quit: Leaving]
[13:27:31] <cmn32480> ~gnight crutchy
[13:27:33] * exec insatiably terrorizes a sac of tubgirl with crutchy
[13:27:42] <excellent> maybe it'll fail and he won't miss anything
[13:27:46] <cmn32480> missed it by *that* much
[13:27:55] <excellent> oh launching a whole space station?
[13:27:56] <cmn32480> whcih launch is today?
[13:28:28] <excellent> china space station
[13:28:36] <excellent> peek into #editorial
[13:29:56] excellent is now known as crutchy
[13:30:12] crutchy is now known as SoyGuest94732
[13:30:16] <SoyGuest94732> aw
[13:30:32] SoyGuest94732 is now known as chromas
[13:45:47] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Watch Live: China to Launch its Second "Heavenly Palace" Thursday Morning - http://sylnt.us - that's-no-moon!
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[13:49:45] <chromas> stream died on me
[13:49:49] <chromas> from the frown dept
[13:49:50] <mecctro> same
[13:50:03] <chromas> then it starts up to make me look like a liar
[13:50:13] <chromas> but it's repeating what I just watched
[13:50:20] <chromas> died again
[13:50:23] <chromas> conspiracy time
[13:50:51] <mecctro> same, died twice
[13:51:18] <boru> It is a conspiracy. China doesn't actually exist. It's just an optical illusion.
[13:58:23] <chromas> illusions are the biggest conspiracy
[14:05:07] <mecctro> oh shit son
[14:08:19] <mecctro> beautiful
[14:13:10] <cmn32480> I couldn't get the stream to even show up
[14:13:47] <mecctro> it's been working fine for me since the second "bump"
[14:13:56] <cmn32480> just sits and spiins...
[14:14:02] <cmn32480> have reloaded the page 3 time
[14:14:33] <mecctro> it seems to be going quite well, the launch looked pretty stable.
[14:14:51] <cmn32480> missed a script in script to let it run
[14:15:00] <mecctro> uh
[14:16:17] <cmn32480> missed an entry in noscript... sorry
[14:16:25] <mecctro> ah, no worries
[14:17:04] <boru> I highly recommend uMatrix.
[14:17:55] <cmn32480> i've heard that before, but have not had the time to play w/ it
[14:18:21] <boru> I prefer the interface, by far. Very clear and concise.
[14:18:32] <boru> It's obviated a number of plugins for me.
[14:27:42] <mecctro> pretty nifty stuff
[14:42:28] <cmn32480> conference call from hell... please kill me
[14:43:26] <boru> Orbital kinetic bombardment strike inbound.
[14:45:48] <cmn32480> bless you my son!
[14:53:46] <Bytram> whereto? http://feeds.nature.com
[14:55:39] <Bytram> hrmmm, looks like a bad link -- stuck in a spin redirection loop when I tried it locally.
[14:55:46] <Bytram> http://nature.com
[14:56:12] <Bytram> http://www.nature.com
[14:57:48] <Bytram> ~time x
[14:57:50] <exec> Thursday, 15 September 2016 @ 2:57 pm UTC - Coordinated Universal Time
[14:58:06] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Bayer Purchases Monsanto for Around $66 Billion - http://sylnt.us - gimme-an-aspirin
[15:02:21] <Bytram> http://www.popsci.com
[15:06:45] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - China Launched its Second "Heavenly Palace" Thursday Morning [Updated] - http://sylnt.us - that's-no-moon!
[15:10:31] <AndyTheAbsurd> Bytram: we had an An-224 come through the local airport a few months ago. It had to use what's normally taxiway as part of the runway in order to take off.
[15:10:49] <Bytram> WOW!
[15:11:33] <Bytram> I remember reading a story about it a long time ago; a journalist road along on a flight -- quite the experience!
[15:12:18] <Bytram> the pic in that story is very impressive.
[15:12:22] <Bytram> and...
[15:12:35] <Bytram> I just installed an update to windows and now it wants to reboot my system.
[15:12:44] <Bytram> wish me luck!
[15:12:49] Bytram is now known as Bytram|away
[15:12:53] <AndyTheAbsurd> that's windows for you
[15:12:59] <Bytram|away> nod nod
[15:14:27] * Bytram|away has 50 tabs open in his browser -- time to do some pruning
[15:14:44] <AndyTheAbsurd> just tell your browser to save tabs on close
[15:15:18] <Bytram|away> I have that set, but want to explicitly save 'em before I close the browser (Pale Moon), just in case
[15:15:19] <AndyTheAbsurd> Pale Moon can do, Chrome can do it, I assume Firefox can do it. No idea about IE but if you're in here, I'd bet you don't use IE.
[15:15:28] <Bytram|away> no ie for me
[15:16:23] <Bytram|away> couple more links for posterity:
[15:16:24] <Bytram|away> http://www.popsci.com
[15:16:28] <Bytram|away> http://gizmodo.com
[15:16:40] <boru> I doubt it's the second.
[15:19:26] <Bytram|away> ahhh, there it is! Found it on the "Tools" menu: "Session Manager" / "Save this window..."
[15:20:47] <boru> I really ought to free up some cycles for porting PM...
[15:21:39] <AndyTheAbsurd> porting PM to...? Oh, you were the one that was trying to port it one of the BSDs, right?
[15:23:08] <boru> Yeah, and not the other loonie that tried to do so and hosed the codebase...
[15:23:47] <boru> Tycho builds and runs on FreeBSD fine with some autohell tweaking, but there are some bugs I need to investigate.
[15:24:37] <boru> I haven't done much application programming in the last decade, but I'm motivated enough to get PM on FreeBSD.
[15:25:51] <boru> The first bug I'd like to look at is XPI parsing; libxul segfaults when trying to install an extension, so I'll take a look at that when I get some time.
[15:28:25] <boru> It irks me when people don't add an `#else` to pp blocks; at least you could `#error` which would make it easier to find the places you need to do something system specific.
[15:28:31] * boru grumbles.
[15:29:59] * AndyTheAbsurd grumbles about people that use Perl on Windows
[15:32:22] * boru grumbles about people who use windows in any serious capacity as if it is fit for any such purpose.
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[15:33:18] <boru> They should use Powershite. Don't let MS sign your scripts? Guess you can't run them!
[15:33:25] * cmn32480 grumbles about people who run linux and come across as all smug and shitty toward Windows users
[15:33:45] * boru grumbles about people who assume they are a Linux user.
[15:34:18] * cmn32480 grumbles about people who come across as all smug and shitty toward Windows users
[15:34:53] * boru grumbles about conflating being smug and shitty towards MS and being smug and shitty towards windows users.
[15:35:18] * cmn32480 points up a few lines: * boru grumbles about people who use windows in any serious capacity as if it is fit for any such purpose.
[15:35:44] <boru> Okay, fair point. I hit users as well as
[15:35:48] <boru> MS in that statement.
[15:36:14] <cmn32480> excellent.
[15:36:26] * cmn32480 goes back to grumbling about his job and his Windows users
[15:36:43] <cmn32480> :-)
[15:36:47] <boru> The kinetic bombardment should take them out, also.
[15:37:32] * cmn32480 waits impatiently
[15:37:56] <boru> Such is the nature of non-geosynchronous gravity based weapons.
[15:38:29] <boru> You have to wait for the orbit to intersect the nadir/zenith axis.
[15:39:01] * cmn32480 waits impatinetly for astronomical stuff to find him and give big boom
[15:39:26] <boru> If you're in a rush, we can deorbit the moon. Luser removal guaranteed!
[15:39:39] <cmn32480> WOO HOO!
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[15:41:09] * boru absconds to the pub.
[15:41:19] * cmn32480 is jealous
[15:46:28] <mechanicjay> Morning bitches.
[15:46:39] <cmn32480> I got plenty of bitches this morning...
[15:46:50] <cmn32480> if you read the scrollback, there was a lot of that going on here
[15:47:01] * AndyTheAbsurd glances at mechanicjay but, not being a bitch, does not otherwise respond
[15:47:24] <cmn32480> what are your morning complaints today mechanicjay?
[15:47:51] <mechanicjay> I'm a 1/2 hour later to work than I wanted to be to prep for a big upgrade that kicks off in 10 minutes.
[15:48:11] <cmn32480> and now you are burning time on IRC?
[15:48:16] <cmn32480> sounds liek how I do upgrades
[15:48:36] <mechanicjay> eh, packages are installing and configuring atm.
[15:49:04] <mechanicjay> of course a new security patch dropped like 12 hours ago, so I have to run that in test first.
[15:50:29] <cmn32480> pffffft.... test
[15:50:32] <cmn32480> your hilarious
[15:52:02] <mechanicjay> cmn32480: don't get me startec
[15:52:09] <mechanicjay> s/startec/started/g
[15:52:09] <sedctl> <mechanicjay> cmn32480: don't get me started
[15:52:33] <cmn32480> who me?
[15:52:40] <cmn32480> I wou;dn't egg somebody on like that
[15:52:58] <cmn32480> but when your upgrade is done, wanna come do the one I have scheduled for my Exchange server?
[15:53:02] <mechanicjay> on a side note, the sedctl bot is the most amazing thing ever. I find I miss it on every other IRC channel I'm on.
[15:53:16] <mechanicjay> if by upgrade you mean set it on fire, sure!
[15:53:25] <cmn32480> that might cost me my job
[15:53:37] <cmn32480> but I'm game
[15:54:29] <mechanicjay> I just remember our Exchange admin at my last job. He was paid to pretty much sit on the phone with MS support all day, every day.
[15:57:02] <cmn32480> then he wasn't very good
[15:57:12] <mechanicjay> no comment
[15:57:21] <cmn32480> of all the stuff we run internally, that is the piece I ahve to give the least attention to.
[15:57:40] <cmn32480> once you get exchange running well, you leave it alone
[15:58:22] <cmn32480> the owners here said somethign about bringing in a consultant to manage the Exchagne server
[15:58:47] <mechanicjay> Yeah, us unix guys were constantly trying to educate him on how mail routing works and making suggestions as to where he should look to fix his problem...it became a bad joke after a while.
[15:59:00] <cmn32480> I replied something like "what are you going to have them do with the other 39:50 every week?"
[15:59:18] <cmn32480> I spend about 10 minutes (maybe 15) a week checking logs and such, and that is it.
[15:59:40] <cmn32480> more time lately planning the upgrade to 2016, but that doesn't really count
[15:59:47] <mechanicjay> Nice. We had a Groupwise system like that year ago, a great admin experience, as in, we never had to touch it and it just worked.
[15:59:56] <mechanicjay> *years
[16:00:07] <cmn32480> for us, Exchagne 2010 has been rock solid (knock on wood)
[16:00:12] <mechanicjay> nice
[16:00:18] <mechanicjay> whoop, 9:00 am upgrade time!
[16:00:24] <cmn32480> good luck
[16:00:32] <cmn32480> I'd suggest breaking a leg, but I did that already
[16:00:42] <mechanicjay> thanks, all smooth sailing in test, this should literally only take 10 minutes.
[16:00:52] <cmn32480> hahahaha
[16:00:55] * mechanicjay knocks on the biggest piece of wood he can find
[16:25:50] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Slackware's alienbob Loses His Day Job to Offshoring - http://sylnt.us - save-a-buck-fire-a-smart-guy
[16:53:52] <cmn32480> anybody else notice that since school has been back in session the comment counts are up?
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[17:52:32] <cmn32480> ~gday janrinok
[17:52:34] * exec crutchyly offers a hollowed out iMac of trauma to janrinok
[17:57:00] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Nearly-Extinct Hawaiian Crow Can Use Tools to Forage - http://sylnt.us - building-rockets-by-next-week
[18:08:49] <janrinok> ~gday cmn32480 - I was backreading all the bitching from earlier today
[18:08:51] * exec disturbingly gives birth to a tub of charmin extra-soft for cmn32480
[18:09:06] <cmn32480> is ok
[18:09:08] <cmn32480> there was a lot of it
[18:09:22] <janrinok> yep - made good reading though
[18:10:08] <cmn32480> yes.. was interesting to be in the middle of it.
[18:10:30] <janrinok> just setting up a raspberry pi to act as a local media server. Working well!
[18:11:13] <cmn32480> Nice!
[18:11:18] <cmn32480> I have a buddy who did taht
[18:11:40] <cmn32480> ditched his cable subscription and streams everythgin now
[18:12:05] <janrinok> they couldn't replace a desktop, but they are powerful little machines for only a few 10s of $/Euros
[18:14:02] <janrinok> are you still doing your server upgrade?
[18:14:21] <cmn32480> and a whole bunch of other stuff
[18:20:46] <janrinok> how's the ankle or, as you would type, elank
[18:28:14] <cmn32480> sorry need a few minutes.. I'm OTP w/ a big customer.
[18:29:13] <janrinok> tell him to lose some weight then ....
[18:30:12] <cmn32480> the amount of services they buy each year pays a hefty chunck of my salary
[18:30:17] <cmn32480> they can have all the time they need
[18:30:38] <janrinok> lol - so you _can_ be bought!
[18:31:22] <cmn32480> yep
[18:31:26] <cmn32480> cough it up!
[18:51:11] <janrinok> gtg - see you tomorrow
[18:51:45] janrinok is now known as zz_janrinok
[19:16:24] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Bruce Schneier: Someone is Learning How to Take Down the Internet - http://sylnt.us - points-of-failure
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[20:27:24] <cmn32480> ~gday cmn32480
[20:27:26] * exec single-candidly experiences a hooker full of sammiches with cmn32480
[20:27:32] <cmn32480> #sammich
[20:27:32] * MrPlow whips up a horse tentacle tofu sammich for cmn32480
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[23:18:02] <MDC> What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
[23:18:47] <mecctro> 7
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[23:19:47] <MDC> hi
[23:20:03] <mecctro> howdy
[23:21:06] <mecctro> `cookie
[23:21:07] <argute> Fortune: A bad workman blames his tools | Learn Chinese: Itchy/ticklish. / 痒。 (yǎng) | Lotto: 46 3 0 42 28 24
[23:21:42] <MDC> A good workman tests his tools
[23:22:44] <MDC> My friend Robert Mitchell is working on natural language AI: http://www.subbot.org
[23:22:44] <dogbox> ^ 03subbot.org
[23:22:55] <MDC> you can chat with his bots via IRC
[23:23:27] <mecctro> seems nifty, working on something similar (but it's taking a bit)
[23:23:44] <mecctro> I'll have to check it out more though
[23:23:54] <MDC> he posts his source. He's quite the leftist.
[23:24:18] <mecctro> I'll be posting my source as well, it's just particularly messy atm.
[23:24:49] <MDC> I don't anyone to ever see the source I wrote during my early career
[23:26:23] <mecctro> I through argute together to learn golang, so it's got little crumpets of poop all over.
[23:27:54] <mecctro> threw*
[23:27:56] <MDC> :-)
[23:28:07] <mecctro> working on it while looking at this lol
[23:28:23] <MDC> I don't have the first clue about AI
[23:28:29] <mecctro> double reading the output from it and feedbacking part of what's coming through
[23:28:33] <MDC> I used to be into LISP though
[23:29:05] <chromas> Sounds like we need a lisp bot
[23:29:17] <mecctro> I don't have any experience with AI, just got started with some genetic algroithms, then a bit on neural networks. It's terribly interesting stuff, but time-consuming.
[23:29:39] <mecctro> call it lips
[23:29:55] <mecctro> ;)
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[23:30:00] <MDC> Prof Jerry Pine at Caltech was growing human neurons in petri dishes that had arrays of electrodes
[23:30:12] <chromas> does that mean it has dylsexia too?
[23:30:14] <advice> Story to propose. Anyone awake enough to care?
[23:30:22] <MDC> sure
[23:30:29] <mecctro> I know I certainly do chromas lol
[23:30:45] <advice> Publication (link includes free download of PDF link): https://www.nap.edu
[23:30:46] <dogbox> ^ 03Preventing Bullying Through Science, Policy, and Practice | The National Academies Press
[23:31:10] <mecctro> lips - liksdyxia
[23:31:13] <MDC> I'm from the generation that got beat up a lot
[23:31:35] <advice> Topic of interest is in the publication's summary: their proposals include a variety of measures ranging from the anodyne to the baffling, including massive surveillance of kids both online and off.
[23:32:01] <mecctro> daddy day care?
[23:32:03] <advice> So no, you don't have to read 300+ pages to find that out. The summary is maybe a dozen pages.
[23:32:06] <chromas> They're bullying me with that price
[23:32:22] <advice> chromas: again, there's a free PDF download link.
[23:32:36] <mecctro> 79 for paperback!
[23:32:41] <advice> https://www.nap.edu
[23:32:41] <chromas> I know but who woulud buy it
[23:32:50] <advice> Libraries.
[23:32:52] * mecctro scoffs
[23:33:07] <mecctro> for this?!
[23:33:22] <mecctro> lol
[23:33:32] <advice> Anyway, there's your submission, take it or leave it.
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[23:33:48] <mecctro> it's a cool submission, just making light of the cost.
[23:34:17] <chromas> He should submit a book review
[23:34:23] <mecctro> ^
[23:34:35] <chromas> it'll be just like grade school again
[23:34:39] <chromas> and we can bully him for it
[23:34:51] <mecctro> speak for yourself
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