#Soylent | Logs for 2016-08-02

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[00:00:22] <Deucalion> I just don't like that Bender is overkill - it's designed to run as a fleet of bots on multiple servers which makes it overly complex for our simple setup
[00:00:46] <Deucalion> Either that or I am a simpleton :D
[00:02:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh that part's fine. what's not fine is the rss module taking up 40+ megs of ram all by its lonesome
[00:08:29] * cmn32480 can't decide if he wants to put the kids to bed or kill zombies
[00:09:07] * cmn32480 decides on zombies
[00:15:17] <Deucalion> TheMightyBuzzard, OK so I'll press Regurgitator back into use for #rss-bot and then try to recall what the shortcomings were with it.
[00:16:04] <Deucalion> Or run them side by side for a while until they are feature comparable
[00:16:53] <Deucalion> For now though I must seek duvet cover... /me runs and hides
[00:28:02] <cmn32480> ~gnight Deucalion
[00:28:04] * exec metrosexually spews an armpit of shitty wall on Deucalion
[00:30:36] <Deucalion> K Wiki link to IRC stats changed to go direct to PISG output rather than my shitty page.
[00:30:42] <Deucalion> ~gnight all
[00:30:43] * exec explicitly flings a rusty trombone of VBA at all
[00:34:56] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Olympics, Science and Intersex - http://sylnt.us - did-you-just-assume-my-gender?
[00:35:42] <Naze> mmm, progressive potatoes
[01:30:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> are those like new potatoes?
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[02:06:06] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - SK Hynix Adds 4 GB HBM2 Memory Stacks to Catalog - http://sylnt.us - 640k
[02:47:06] <Naze> they stack easily
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[02:58:23] <cmn32480> is it wrong to make The Mighty gewg_ a poll choice
[02:59:30] * cmn32480 is hungry... again.. wtf am I pregnant or something?
[02:59:34] <cmn32480> #sammich
[02:59:34] * MrPlow whips up a chick sammich for cmn32480
[03:25:31] <Naze> who duh daddy?
[03:25:37] <Naze> #sammich
[03:25:37] * MrPlow whips up a bacon sammich for Naze
[03:25:45] <Naze> damn skippy dippy
[03:27:07] <Naze> "40 meg rss module" wtf? lol xD
[03:27:32] <Naze> compiler is made of peanut butter?
[03:27:48] <Naze> oh, ram, even still
[03:37:15] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Tesla and SolarCity Reach Agreement to Combine - http://sylnt.us - let-it-shine,-let-it-shine
[05:03:51] <arti> http://www.antiartificial.com
[05:03:57] <systemd> ^ 03#Soylent stats: 8/1/2016!
[05:34:32] <swiss> https://twitter.com
[05:34:33] <systemd> ^ 03i wont date you on Twitter: "#EndARomanceIn5Words I upgraded you to Linux."
[05:38:47] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - NASA to Take a Supportive Role in SpaceX's Red Dragon Mars Mission - http://sylnt.us - forward-to-Mars
[07:09:56] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Seymour Papert, Artificial Intelligence and Education Pioneer, Dies at 88 - http://sylnt.us
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[10:12:15] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Investors Sought for Chernobyl Renewable Energy Plant - http://sylnt.us - radioactive-renewables
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[10:25:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:25:14] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2769
[10:46:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather
[10:46:43] <MrPlow> Today: Some sunshine with a thunderstorm or two possible this afternoon. High 93F. Winds W at 5 to 10 mph. Chance of rain 30%. Tomorrow: Scattered thunderstorms in the morning. Partly cloudy skies late. High 94F. Winds light and variable. Chance of rain 40%.
[10:46:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> #socialist crutchy
[10:46:52] <MrPlow> crutchy, you're a socialist!
[10:47:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake Subsentient
[10:47:10] * MrPlow smakes Subsentient upside the head with Ethanol-fueled's schlong
[10:47:21] <Subsentient> $burrito TheMightyBuzzard
[10:47:21] * aqu4 chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at TheMightyBuzzard
[10:47:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> #sammich
[10:47:23] * MrPlow whips up a stripper sammich for TheMightyBuzzard
[10:47:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> woot!
[10:48:00] * Subsentient vomits on TheMightyBuzzard's sammich
[10:48:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> oi, subs, how ya feel about writing an rss feed watching and regurgitating bot that doesn't use a gerzillion megs of ram like bender does?
[10:49:06] <Subsentient> I'm working on other stuff right now, but, I'll do it if someone pays me $200.
[10:49:33] <Subsentient> I'll probably do it for free later on, but right now I'm writing something that totally isn't spyware.
[10:49:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, the email client still?
[10:49:58] <Subsentient> hehe no
[10:50:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> finish that yet?
[10:50:25] <Subsentient> I gave up upon realizing it won't make enough money to sustain me.
[10:50:41] <Subsentient> I still have the code around though
[10:50:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> true
[10:51:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> not enough folks wanting to pay for an email client. most just use webmail.
[10:52:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> i needa get back on sn coding but it's mowing morning and i'm determined to squeeze in all the ass sitting i can before i start.
[11:01:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.youtube.com
[11:01:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> sigh
[11:01:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~title on
[11:01:56] <exec> titles enabled for 10#Soylent
[11:01:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.youtube.com
[11:02:01] <exec> └─ 13Tears For Fears - "Everybody Wants To Rule The World" - ORIGINAL VIDEO - YouTube
[11:12:19] <crutchy> exec can do it
[11:12:22] <crutchy> mebe
[11:12:34] <crutchy> though it probably uses 20,000 megs of ram
[11:12:39] * TheMightyBuzzard pats exec on its beany lil head
[11:13:00] <crutchy> pretty sure i did an rss feed script
[11:13:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, i could do it in perl if i wanted better performance but it'd still be too big.
[11:13:28] <boru> What do you want it to do?
[11:13:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> basically what bender does in whatever the rss channel is
[11:13:55] <crutchy> https://github.com
[11:13:57] <exec> └─ 13exec-irc-bot/feeds.php at master · crutchy-/exec-irc-bot · GitHub
[11:14:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> collect separate feeds and spout new stuff to channel
[11:14:26] <boru> Doesn't sound difficult.
[11:14:44] <crutchy> if exec can do it, anything can
[11:15:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, it's not. we just want it off Bender because he does it as ram-inefficiently as possible
[11:15:57] <crutchy> need aqu4's c-fu
[11:16:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> subs is busy plotting to take over the world
[11:16:50] <crutchy> either that or use something like exec's little script with ii or sic
[11:17:11] <crutchy> only really the bot that needs to be compact
[11:17:20] <crutchy> if the script runs and terminates each time
[11:17:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'll prolly just do it in perl eventually
[11:17:40] <crutchy> could run it with crontab
[11:18:08] <crutchy> leave ii running and the cron script could talk to its input pipe file
[11:18:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> it only really needs to save the most recent entry of every feed and it could just as well save that on disk rather than keeping it in ram.
[11:18:39] <crutchy> yup. that's what exec's does too
[11:19:37] <crutchy> actually i think exec's has a history file with full list cos some stories seem to be repeated
[11:19:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> i think bender saves the entire feed from its last pull
[11:20:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> in ram
[11:20:05] <crutchy> exec's script just saves a list of urls that it has posted in channel
[11:20:18] <crutchy> so it doesn't repeat one
[11:20:50] <crutchy> at least, thats what i can gather from the code. haven't actually used it for ages
[11:20:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod
[11:21:57] <crutchy> arthur works pretty well too. the script that handles that dumps urls that are over 3 days old
[11:22:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> can't do it with exec though. want it to be on a system bot. thus no aqu4, MrPlow, or exec
[11:22:18] <crutchy> true
[11:22:33] <crutchy> i reckon ii would be most compact
[11:22:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> and don't want php installed on production servers =P
[11:22:50] <crutchy> with a cron scheduled script of some sort (could be perl)
[11:23:10] <crutchy> just run script, pipe shit to ii and then quit
[11:23:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> mmm
[11:24:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> could. most non-java languages do instant garbage collection of ended functions though.
[11:24:16] <crutchy> pretty sure sedbot uses ii
[11:24:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> apparently bender is written in a way so as to not do that.
[11:24:42] <crutchy> heh. could do yer rss script with awk :p
[11:24:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly
[11:25:00] <crutchy> or even bash
[11:25:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, bash can't parse squat
[11:25:51] <crutchy> get the feed with curl, and then use grep-fu
[11:26:30] <crutchy> i suck at bash, but bytram could probably do it (konomi definitely could)
[11:26:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> konomi would do it in perl though
[11:26:48] <crutchy> hmm. true
[11:26:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> i prolly will as well
[11:27:03] <crutchy> perl would probably be easier as well
[11:27:18] <crutchy> is there an rss thingy in cpan?
[11:27:26] <crutchy> ~g cpan rss
[11:27:28] <exec> [google] search.cpan.org/~kellan/XML-RSS-1.05/lib/RSS.pm
[11:27:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh sure. there's tons of em
[11:28:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> perl has modules for everything. prolly even a toaster interface module.
[11:28:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> #g cpan toaster
[11:28:10] <MrPlow> http://search.cpan.org - "Sep 17, 2014 ... Repository, git://github.com CPAN Testers ... Mail::Toaster::Darwin, Darwin specific Mail Toaster functions, 5.50."
[11:28:15] <crutchy> need toast with our daily rss :p
[11:28:19] <exec> └─ 13Matt Simerson / Mail-Toaster - search.cpan.org
[11:28:52] * TheMightyBuzzard totally cheated on his google search doodad
[11:29:24] <crutchy> i didn't cheat. i just did it half-assed :D
[11:29:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> used a "custom search engine" that just coincidentally searches the entire web so i could use the api.
[11:30:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> getting json results is much easier than parsing html
[11:30:18] <cmn32480> what'r you two planning to break now?
[11:30:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> planning on killing the rss part of bender
[11:30:40] <cmn32480> oh.. that conversation again?
[11:30:53] * cmn32480 is having deja vu all over again
[11:31:31] * cmn32480 leaves the smart people to their discussion
[11:31:35] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[11:31:37] * exec sexually $action an exabyte of suffering $preposition TheMightyBuzzard
[11:31:41] <cmn32480> ~gday crutchy
[11:31:43] * exec illegitimately writes a fanfic featuring an armpit of an insult about crutchy
[11:31:49] <crutchy> ~g'day cmn32480
[11:31:51] * exec presumably pukes $container of hip hop on cmn32480
[11:32:01] <boru> You can't have deja vu 'all over again'!
[11:32:05] <crutchy> ~rps p
[11:32:07] <exec> rank for crutchy: 1 - http://ix.io
[11:32:17] <cmn32480> boru - I've heard that somewhere before...
[11:32:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> looks like Deucalion already has regurgitator back on it and doing it at almost no ram cost
[11:32:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[11:32:52] * exec casually connects a stack of maturity juice to cmn32480
[11:33:05] <boru> Query returned for 'puns' in category 'deja vu': None
[11:33:09] <crutchy> regurgitator is an eggdrop?
[11:33:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> i win. nothing worse than maturity.
[11:33:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar
[11:33:26] <cmn32480> yep
[11:33:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~rps pppppppppp
[11:33:44] <exec> sequence trimmed
[11:33:44] <exec> rank for themightybuzzard: 11 - http://ix.io
[11:33:50] <crutchy> ~confucius
[11:33:52] <exec> Confucius say… worm that falls asleep in King Arthur’s apple will wake up in middle of knight.
[11:34:04] <cmn32480> ~rps ssssssssssss
[11:34:05] <exec> sequence trimmed
[11:34:05] <exec> rank for cmn32480: 15 - http://ix.io
[11:34:40] <cmn32480> coffee++ needs ot brew faster
[11:34:40] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2770
[11:34:53] * crutchy is drinking lemon water
[11:35:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, you need to rprprprprprp or something. too many people pick rock for s to be viable.
[11:35:08] <cmn32480> take away the water adn we will call you a sour pus
[11:35:43] * TheMightyBuzzard still thinks s should stand for shotgun
[11:36:13] <cmn32480> ah fudge
[11:36:20] <cmn32480> we have a sales meeting today...
[11:36:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~nelson cmn32480
[11:36:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm
[11:36:41] <cmn32480> that means my IQ will drop 50 points between now and lunch
[11:36:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> dibs on #nelson then
[11:37:35] <cmn32480> i ssadi "HA HA"
[11:38:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, zactly
[11:43:24] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Hopes of Extended Lifespans Using Transfusions of Young People's Blood - http://sylnt.us - it-workes-for-vampires
[11:45:48] <cmn32480> workes? shit
[11:45:51] * cmn32480 goes to fix that
[11:46:41] * TheMightyBuzzard snickers
[11:47:28] * cmn32480 eats the offered Snickers
[11:47:52] <cmn32480> ~nelson
[11:48:00] * cmn32480 pokes exec
[11:48:11] * cmn32480 pokes crutchy
[11:48:21] <cmn32480> #sammich
[11:48:21] * MrPlow whips up a bread sammich for cmn32480
[11:48:27] <cmn32480> useless
[11:48:34] <cmn32480> and I keep getting the smae ones
[11:48:59] <cmn32480> #smake mrplow's random choice algorithm
[11:48:59] * MrPlow smakes mrplow's random choice algorithm upside the head with a cane toad
[11:50:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's not him, that's sqlite
[11:50:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> #quit
[11:50:44] <MrPlow> Your wish is my command...
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[11:51:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> #join #editorial
[11:51:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> #join #test
[11:51:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> #nelson cmn32480
[11:51:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> #nelson
[11:51:27] <MrPlow> HA HA!
[11:51:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm
[11:51:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> bug
[11:51:46] <cmn32480> forgot to add the argument to the #sammich command too
[11:52:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> did not. it's that way by design.
[11:53:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, off by one error
[11:53:18] <cmn32480> what if I wanna give somebody a smaaich?
[11:53:25] <cmn32480> fencepost!
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[11:54:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> you can't. you can only request one. he's a sammich bot not a delivery bot.
[11:54:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> #quit
[11:54:31] <MrPlow> Your wish is my command...
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[11:54:47] <crutchy> ~macro ~nelson * privmsg ACTION points at %%trailing%% - HA! HA!
[11:54:48] <exec> 02 *** macro with trigger "~nelson" and PRIVMSG command template "ACTION points at %%trailing%% - HA! HA!" saved
[11:54:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> #nelson cmn32480
[11:54:49] <MrPlow> cmn32480: HA HA!
[11:54:58] <crutchy> ~nelson
[11:55:00] <exec> ACTION points at - HA! HA!
[11:55:09] <crutchy> derp. forgot  at end
[11:55:13] <crutchy> ~macro ~nelson * privmsg ACTION points at %%trailing%% - HA! HA!
[11:55:15] <exec> 02 *** macro with trigger "~nelson" and PRIVMSG command template "ACTION points at %%trailing%% - HA! HA!" saved
[11:55:18] <crutchy> ~nelson
[11:55:20] <exec> ACTION points at - HA! HA!
[11:55:24] <crutchy> or not
[11:55:31] <cmn32480> #nelson crutchy
[11:55:31] <MrPlow> crutchy: HA HA!
[11:55:35] <crutchy> :D
[11:55:38] * cmn32480 giggles
[11:55:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> #join #editorial
[11:55:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> #join #test
[11:56:09] <crutchy> pretty sure there have been action macros, but i can't remember how to do em
[11:56:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> beats me
[11:56:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> documentation, yo
[11:56:57] <crutchy> ~macro ~nelson * privmsg %%trailing%%: HA! HA!
[11:56:58] <exec> 02 *** macro with trigger "~nelson" and PRIVMSG command template "%%trailing%%: HA! HA!" saved
[11:57:05] <crutchy> ~nelson crutchy
[11:57:06] <exec> crutchy: HA! HA!
[11:57:14] <crutchy> that will have to do
[11:57:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~nelson #nelson crutchy
[11:57:51] <exec> #nelson crutchy: HA! HA!
[11:57:51] <MrPlow> crutchy: HA! HA!: HA HA!
[11:58:44] <cmn32480> this could get ugly very fast
[11:59:30] <cmn32480> ~nelson #nelson~nelson #nelson~nelson #nelson~nelson #nelson~nelson #nelson~nelson #nelson~nelson #nelson~nelson #nelson cmn32480
[11:59:31] <exec> #nelson~nelson #nelson~nelson #nelson~nelson #nelson~nelson #nelson~nelson #nelson~nelson #nelson~nelson #nelson cmn32480: HA! HA!
[11:59:44] <boru> Oh dear.
[11:59:53] * cmn32480 wonders if he borked the bot...
[11:59:57] <boru> What about an infinite loop?
[12:00:00] <cmn32480> or just got the syntax wrong
[12:00:04] <boru> As in #nelson #nelson?
[12:00:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> syntax wrong
[12:00:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> boru, nah, MrPlow don't listen to himself
[12:00:19] <boru> Or ~nelson ~nelson
[12:00:24] <boru> Good policy.
[12:00:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~nelson ~nelson
[12:00:28] <exec> ~nelson: HA! HA!
[12:00:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> exec either apparently
[12:00:41] <cmn32480> ~nelson #nelson ~nelson #nelson ~nelson #nelson ~nelson #nelson ~nelson #nelson ~nelson #nelson ~nelson #nelson ~nelson #nelson ~nelson #nelson cmn32480
[12:00:43] <exec> #nelson ~nelson #nelson ~nelson #nelson ~nelson #nelson ~nelson #nelson ~nelson #nelson ~nelson #nelson ~nelson #nelson ~nelson #nelson cmn32480: HA! HA!
[12:00:43] <MrPlow> ~nelson #nelson ~nelson #nelson ~nelson #nelson ~nelson #nelson ~nelson #nelson ~nelson #nelson ~nelson #nelson ~nelson #nelson cmn32480: HA! HA!: HA HA!
[12:00:47] <exec> #nelson ~nelson #nelson ~nelson #nelson ~nelson #nelson ~nelson #nelson ~nelson #nelson ~nelson #nelson ~nelson #nelson cmn32480: HA! HA!: HA HA!: HA! HA!
[12:00:47] <MrPlow> ~nelson #nelson ~nelson #nelson ~nelson #nelson ~nelson #nelson ~nelson #nelson ~nelson #nelson ~nelson #nelson cmn32480: HA! HA!: HA HA!: HA! HA!: HA HA!
[12:00:51] <exec> #nelson ~nelson #nelson ~nelson #nelson ~nelson #nelson ~nelson #nelson ~nelson #nelson ~nelson #nelson cmn32480: HA! HA!: HA HA!: HA! HA!: HA HA!: HA! HA!
[12:00:51] <MrPlow> ~nelson #nelson ~nelson #nelson ~nelson #nelson ~nelson #nelson ~nelson #nelson ~nelson #nelson cmn32480: HA! HA!: HA HA!: HA! HA!: HA HA!: HA! HA!: HA HA!
[12:00:55] <exec> #nelson ~nelson #nelson ~nelson #nelson ~nelson #nelson ~nelson #nelson ~nelson #nelson cmn32480: HA! HA!: HA HA!: HA! HA!: HA HA!: HA! HA!: HA HA!: HA! HA!
[12:00:55] <MrPlow> ~nelson #nelson ~nelson #nelson ~nelson #nelson ~nelson #nelson ~nelson #nelson cmn32480: HA! HA!: HA HA!: HA! HA!: HA HA!: HA! HA!: HA HA!: HA! HA!: HA HA!
[12:00:55] <crutchy> lmao
[12:00:58] * TheMightyBuzzard snickers
[12:01:00] <exec> #nelson ~nelson #nelson ~nelson #nelson ~nelson #nelson ~nelson #nelson cmn32480: HA! HA!: HA HA!: HA! HA!: HA HA!: HA! HA!: HA HA!: HA! HA!: HA HA!: HA! HA!
[12:01:00] <MrPlow> ~nelson #nelson ~nelson #nelson ~nelson #nelson ~nelson #nelson cmn32480: HA! HA!: HA HA!: HA! HA!: HA HA!: HA! HA!: HA HA!: HA! HA!: HA HA!: HA! HA!: HA HA!
[12:01:01] <boru> Very nice.
[12:01:05] <exec> #nelson ~nelson #nelson ~nelson #nelson ~nelson #nelson cmn32480: HA! HA!: HA HA!: HA! HA!: HA HA!: HA! HA!: HA HA!: HA! HA!: HA HA!: HA! HA!: HA HA!: HA! HA!
[12:01:05] <MrPlow> ~nelson #nelson ~nelson #nelson ~nelson #nelson cmn32480: HA! HA!: HA HA!: HA! HA!: HA HA!: HA! HA!: HA HA!: HA! HA!: HA HA!: HA! HA!: HA HA!: HA! HA!: HA HA!
[12:01:06] <cmn32480> ROFL!!!!
[12:01:09] <exec> #nelson ~nelson #nelson ~nelson #nelson cmn32480: HA! HA!: HA HA!: HA! HA!: HA HA!: HA! HA!: HA HA!: HA! HA!: HA HA!: HA! HA!: HA HA!: HA! HA!: HA HA!: HA! HA!
[12:01:09] <MrPlow> ~nelson #nelson ~nelson #nelson cmn32480: HA! HA!: HA HA!: HA! HA!: HA HA!: HA! HA!: HA HA!: HA! HA!: HA HA!: HA! HA!: HA HA!: HA! HA!: HA HA!: HA! HA!: HA HA!
[12:01:13] <exec> #nelson ~nelson #nelson cmn32480: HA! HA!: HA HA!: HA! HA!: HA HA!: HA! HA!: HA HA!: HA! HA!: HA HA!: HA! HA!: HA HA!: HA! HA!: HA HA!: HA! HA!: HA HA!: HA! HA!
[12:01:13] <MrPlow> ~nelson #nelson cmn32480: HA! HA!: HA HA!: HA! HA!: HA HA!: HA! HA!: HA HA!: HA! HA!: HA HA!: HA! HA!: HA HA!: HA! HA!: HA HA!: HA! HA!: HA HA!: HA! HA!: HA HA!
[12:01:17] <exec> #nelson cmn32480: HA! HA!: HA HA!: HA! HA!: HA HA!: HA! HA!: HA HA!: HA! HA!: HA HA!: HA! HA!: HA HA!: HA! HA!: HA HA!: HA! HA!: HA HA!: HA! HA!: HA HA!: HA! HA!
[12:01:17] <MrPlow> cmn32480: HA! HA!: HA HA!: HA! HA!: HA HA!: HA! HA!: HA HA!: HA! HA!: HA HA!: HA! HA!: HA HA!: HA! HA!: HA HA!: HA! HA!: HA HA!: HA! HA!: HA HA!: HA! HA!: HA HA!
[12:01:17] <crutchy> ok not a true infinite loop, but close enough :D
[12:01:21] <cmn32480> now I kget kicked as a channel spammer
[12:01:40] * cmn32480 makes a note of that command
[12:01:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> #nelson spam
[12:01:41] <MrPlow> spam: HA HA!
[12:01:55] <crutchy> cmn32480, make it a macro ;-D
[12:02:15] <crutchy> ~spam
[12:02:16] * TheMightyBuzzard debates on fixing it
[12:02:16] <cmn32480> lol
[12:02:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, folks gotta have their fun
[12:02:27] <cmn32480> NNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
[12:02:35] <crutchy> ~ignore MrPlow
[12:02:36] <exec> syntax: ~ignore <nick>
[12:02:49] <cmn32480> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[12:02:49] <boru> Poor nick.
[12:02:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> well thas interesting
[12:03:00] <crutchy> i dun think i got privs to that command
[12:03:08] <cmn32480> WOO HOOO!
[12:03:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~ignore MrPlow
[12:03:31] <cmn32480> I think it might be op only
[12:03:31] <crutchy> either that or i just fucked up
[12:03:35] <crutchy> ~ignore MrPlow
[12:03:36] <exec> exec set to ignore MrPlow
[12:03:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> extra space?
[12:03:47] <crutchy> ah. yeah i think
[12:03:54] <boru> I wonder if you could leverage sedctl to trigger an infinite loop.
[12:04:10] <boru> Actually, that probably prefixes it. Nevermind.
[12:04:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar
[12:04:19] * boru boos to himself.
[12:04:38] <cmn32480> ~unignore mrplow
[12:04:56] <crutchy> hmm, actually an exec macro echoing a %%trailing%% might be a potential security hole
[12:05:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly
[12:05:46] <crutchy> ~nelson ~bucket
[12:05:47] <exec> ~bucket: HA! HA!
[12:05:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> well possibly anyway
[12:06:08] <crutchy> dunno. i got nfi how it works anymore :p
[12:06:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> #botadd exec
[12:06:11] <MrPlow> Added 'dd exec' to bots.
[12:06:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> blerg
[12:06:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> off by something
[12:06:32] <boru> Greedy hash?
[12:06:36] <cmn32480> dd?
[12:06:38] * TheMightyBuzzard shurgs
[12:06:42] <cmn32480> disk duplicator?
[12:06:44] <crutchy> ~link bewbs
[12:06:45] <boru> Looks like a greedy lookup.
[12:06:46] <exec> └─ "bewbs" not found
[12:06:50] <crutchy> o.O
[12:06:53] <boru> Is #bota a command?
[12:06:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> bewbs++
[12:06:53] <Bender> karma - bewbs: 61
[12:07:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> shouldn't be but i prolly bugged it into being one
[12:08:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, it's #bot
[12:08:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> #bot exec
[12:08:06] <MrPlow> Added 'exec' to bots.
[12:08:06] <boru> Could always sanitise command args for that sort of thing, anyway.
[12:08:16] <boru> i.e. to remove ~ and friends.
[12:08:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> not that adding exec to the bots list does much
[12:08:42] <crutchy> ~macro ~nelson * privmsg 03%%trailing%%: HA! HA!
[12:08:43] <exec> 02 *** macro with trigger "~nelson" and PRIVMSG command template "03%%trailing%%: HA! HA!" saved
[12:08:51] <crutchy> ~nelson
[12:08:52] <exec> 03: HA! HA!
[12:09:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> don't think i've blocked any commands to bots
[12:09:08] <crutchy> that will bork any attempt at botfoolery
[12:09:23] <boru> What is life without botfoolery.
[12:09:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~nelson /quit bye
[12:09:53] <exec> 03/quit bye: HA! HA!
[12:09:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> bah
[12:10:01] <cmn32480> so my shenanaigans above were a one time thing...
[12:10:03] <crutchy> there will always be botfoolery as long as chromas and bytram are around. they are experts at finding bugs :p
[12:10:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> #roll 3d9000000
[12:10:23] <MrPlow> chromas, is that you? stop being a wiseass.
[12:10:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> NEED! MOAR! COFFEE!
[12:11:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[12:11:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[12:11:05] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 98
[12:11:25] <crutchy> probably wouldn't be a bad idea to automagically insert some sort of character at the start if a %%var%% is used at the beginning of a macro
[12:12:06] <crutchy> even just a lone 
[12:12:13] <crutchy> derp
[12:12:21] <crutchy> even just a lone ctrl-k
[12:12:36] <crutchy> or chr(3)
[12:13:58] <crutchy> ~exec-issue macro security, automagically insert some sort of character at the start if a %%var%% is used at the beginning of a macro
[12:14:00] <exec> there was an error submitting the issue
[12:14:31] <crutchy> probably cos it doesn't have my github credentials :/
[12:16:25] <cmn32480> yep
[12:17:39] <crutchy> anyways, i'm off to do some code for workipoos before bed. catch yas later o/
[12:17:45] <crutchy> ~g'night #soylent
[12:17:47] * exec unjustifiably culturally appropriates some chewy chunks of orphaned inodes from #soylent
[12:18:06] -!- crutchy has quit [Quit: Leaving]
[12:21:00] CH_Vacay is now known as CoolHand
[12:27:49] <cmn32480> Coolhand - storyy queue is over there! get on it!
[12:29:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> #sammich CoolHand
[12:29:11] * MrPlow whips up a mustard sammich for TheMightyBuzzard
[12:29:23] <cmn32480> ^^ FAIL
[12:29:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> da hell?
[12:29:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh ya
[12:30:09] <cmn32480> #reload
[12:30:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> isn't any volatile code in the rust version. haven't looked into how to do that.
[12:31:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> only thing it can reload are regexes
[12:31:12] <cmn32480> ahhh
[12:32:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> think it's minecraft time until mowing time
[12:50:02] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard, You save the bot state and the socket descriptor, and you re-execute the bot with an execlp() etc.
[12:50:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> Subsentient, rust not c
[12:51:02] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard, Can't you call C functions from rust?
[12:51:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> i expect so but i haven't played with that any yet.
[12:51:52] <Subsentient> I expect a very large number of required things for serious programs are only available as C functions.
[12:52:00] <Subsentient> So I'd learn it.
[12:52:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> you gotta write a wrapper lib around C functions so i've let other people do it instead.
[12:52:15] <Subsentient> really?
[12:52:17] <Subsentient> that's balls.
[12:52:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> well i mean you gotta make sure your String or &str type converts nicely to a c string
[12:52:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> and vice versa
[12:53:12] <Subsentient> Can't you just get a pointer to the first byte of the string and send that along?
[12:53:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> rust strings ain't null terminated
[12:53:26] <Subsentient> even C++'s std::string has .c_str()
[12:53:36] <Subsentient> well shit.
[12:53:45] <boru> How does Rust store strings? Forth/Pascal style?
[12:54:03] <boru> (i.e. length at the beginning?)
[12:54:33] <boru> Err, represent, rather, not store.
[12:54:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> technically... a struct on the stack with a pointer and size to some malloc'd data on the heap i believe
[12:55:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh and it stores what function owns the data and its borrowed state as well
[12:55:49] <Subsentient> wow
[12:55:55] <Subsentient> that sounds really wasteful
[12:56:03] <Subsentient> C has strings on the stack or heap, your choice.
[12:56:20] <Subsentient> C++ allows that by using the C stack strings. Aka char arrays.
[12:56:20] <Bender> karma - c: 57
[12:56:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> not especially wasteful for all it brings to the table.
[12:57:24] <Subsentient> meh, std::string is good enough for me. Especially with my bastardized wrapper for it that makes it implicitly convert to and from C strings.
[12:57:47] <Subsentient> brb, gotta take a juicy shit. On an unrelated note, anyone want some fudge?
[12:58:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> can't overflow anything. can't write to a variable while something else is trying to read from it. once something goes out of scope it gets free'd
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[13:00:18] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: overflows have been a thing of the past for quite some time... unless you are using C or just acting dumb
[13:00:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> "unless you are using C"
[13:01:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> which is kinda what we were talking about in that Subsentient was saying use a C library call
[13:01:54] <Gravis> nah, C++ has you covered.
[13:02:09] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: using rust is just dumb
[13:02:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya but you can still bork things up messing with C libs
[13:02:59] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: then stop using rust and crappy c libs
[13:03:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> Gravis, learning a new language is never dumb. unless that language is java.
[13:03:22] <Gravis> lol
[13:04:19] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: i would be interested in seeing how things shake out when you try to combine Python with Whitespace. ;)
[13:04:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> oooooh....
[13:04:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> that could be fun
[13:04:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> cept the python part
[13:05:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> the only good thing about python are the monty python references
[13:05:18] <Gravis> that's the point, they are both whitespace sensitive languages
[13:05:50] <Gravis> so writing code within code would be... interesting
[13:05:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod
[13:07:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> wonder if anyone's written a language that uses emoji as operators yet
[13:07:22] <Gravis> hmm... like having a Whitespace interpretter written in Python that also contains the Whitespace code!
[13:08:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> #g heartforth
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[13:08:12] <MrPlow> https://www.kickstarter.com - "Alonso Martin is raising funds for Heart Forth, Alicia on Kickstarter! A '90s-inspired Metroidvania RPG about a young wizard on her journey to stop a Spirit from ..."
[13:08:12] <Gravis> oh and if the Whitespace code was actually a Phython interpretter! :D
[13:08:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> blerg, wrong result
[13:08:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> #g heartforth emoji
[13:08:34] <MrPlow> http://neilk.net - "Feb 14, 2015 ... An Emoji-based stack language Synopsis Instead of standard Forth… : factorial 0 swap begin dup 1 - dup 1 = until begin * over 0 = until swap ..."
[13:08:47] * boru guffaws
[13:09:07] <boru> The first time I am not disappointing and filled with disdain by emojis.
[13:09:34] <Gravis> "boru guffaws" reads as "boru's awful"
[13:09:52] <boru> You're illiterate?
[13:10:10] <boru> Perhaps you should consider HeartForth.
[13:10:13] <Gravis> boru: i'm human
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[13:10:28] * Subsentient rips a juicy wet one
[13:12:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, i could rewrite our templating system to use emoji instead of semi-bastardized perl
[13:13:23] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: or you could actually fix things that need fixing but where's the fun in that, right?
[13:14:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> Gravis, i'm not doing either today. today i mow. on account of the city will come mow my yard if i fail to and then stick the cost on my utilities bill.
[13:15:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> pita when you've been out of town on vacation but it does mean even the ghetto neighborhood yards are kept well tended.
[13:15:34] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: that's what you get for being a deliquient resident
[13:16:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> feh, i have the best looking yard on the block when i've been home.
[13:17:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> even the cars on blocks are weedeated around
[13:17:41] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: i do hope you are joking about there being cars on blocks.
[13:18:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> of course
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[13:18:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> cars should either run or go to the junkyard
[13:19:00] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: this is the internet, of course stopped applying a long time ago.
[13:19:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> true nuff
[13:19:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> wonder what the intersection percentage of code monkeys and people who have cars on blocks in their yard is
[13:20:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[13:20:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[13:20:17] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 99
[13:20:43] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: i think you would have to identify a third factor that links the two in order to get a good estimate
[13:21:47] <n1> not a code monkey, and i'm also not completely averse to having certain cars on blocks
[13:21:53] <weeds_> In my experience the intersection is 0. Developers I have worked with didn't know which end of a wrench to hold, let alone how to use it.
[13:23:36] <n1> heh, that seems to apply to more and more people generally now
[13:23:53] <boru> The same goes for a lot of life skills.
[13:24:13] <n1> lower numbers of home ownership, leased cars, EaaS (everything as a service)
[13:24:21] <n1> don't need to do shit, just need to have an account and a credit card and magic happens
[13:24:38] <weeds_> as I get older I'm less inclined to want to do it. When I was in school, if I didn't fix the car, it didn't get fixed.
[13:24:44] <FatPhil> wrenches are for banging nails, aren't they?
[13:25:18] <n1> weeds_, lots of things we don't want to do in life, and it's fine to not do many, but it's usually a good idea to at least know how
[13:25:38] <boru> n1++
[13:25:38] <Bender> karma - n1: 17
[13:26:06] <n1> i generally don't work on my cars, but i have all the tools and have done it before, and if there is something that needs doing, i want to know how it's done for future reference
[13:26:09] <weeds_> n1, I agree on that.
[13:26:14] <boru> Maintaining your car, building a fence, the economical butchering of an animal carcass etc.
[13:26:15] <Gravis> n1: i like to make things. i'm looking to make everything from scratch. :)
[13:26:44] <Gravis> #ReinventTheWheelRightThisTime!
[13:27:02] <n1> Gravis, i'm working on heading that direction to a point, but a lot of it is just getting priorities right
[13:27:03] <weeds_> I'll skip the butchering, thanks
[13:27:07] <boru> Smells like NIH. Solutions looking for problems etc.
[13:28:07] <Gravis> boru: acutally, it's more a problem with manufacturing requiring a huge investment while i want to make small scale stuff
[13:28:46] <Gravis> boru: when i reinvent for small scale i can share it with others for free
[13:28:48] <boru> I posit that doing anything from scratch requires significant investment, done right.
[13:28:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar, when i was a teenager and up into my 20s i did all the work on my cars. but then they had carburetors and no computer.
[13:29:08] <Gravis> boru: see: SLS and DMLS
[13:29:42] <n1> it's about being able to make yourself a suitable wheel with what you have available ... rather than relying on international supply chains to provide it for you
[13:29:44] <Gravis> boru: yes, a DMLS machine to get started!
[13:29:49] <n1> thats how i approach it anyway
[13:30:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> nowadays the only thing i do with my cars is change the oil, filters, and spark plugs. anything else it's worth it to me to have someone else do.
[13:30:23] <Gravis> n1: no, fuck that, i'm going from metal powder to solid objects! :D
[13:30:37] <boru> It's worth having an OBD adapter knocking around. You can do ignition coils and that sort of thing yourself.
[13:30:47] <boru> (If your ECU has an ODB, that is...)
[13:30:50] <boru> Or even an ECU!
[13:31:07] <boru> Err, OBD.
[13:31:10] <n1> to have no ECU...
[13:31:14] <n1> good ol' days
[13:31:21] <weeds_> Themightybuzzard: '69 Olds Delta 88 - carb, distributer cap, points, you could actually fix it with a few tools.
[13:31:22] <Gravis> boru: if it doesn't have an ECU then you are driving a death trap
[13:31:26] <boru> Even horses have ECUs, these days.
[13:31:42] <boru> Bloody neigh-sayers.
[13:31:56] <n1> why does not having ecu make a death trap?
[13:32:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> weeds_, 68 vw bug. i could pull the engine by hand.
[13:32:26] <boru> Imagine if your horse goes out of control, and you can't stop galloping.
[13:32:46] <boru> I think I'd want to have an ECU installed to return the horse to normal operation.
[13:33:24] <n1> until the day the horse manufacturer runs a bad update and bricks your horse
[13:33:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> speaking of... me and the roomie are looking for an ancient bug currently. have plans to restore it and let his kids use it for their first car in six years or so.
[13:34:13] <n1> that's probably the most insane idea i've heard in a while
[13:34:21] <boru> It's rather unpleasant to factory reset a horse.
[13:34:26] <weeds_> TheMightyBuzzard: Could NOT pull 350 V8 by hand...
[13:35:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> weeds_, indeed. a bug you could basically fix with a small set of wrenches, two screwdrivers, and a pair of pantyhose.
[13:35:45] <weeds_> lol
[13:35:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> to replace a broken fan belt if any of you were wondering. it works for a couple hours.
[13:37:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> also, if you can find an old 1900cc engine out of a vw bus, it drops right in to a beetle and allows you to go well over 50mph!
[13:38:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> so did old porche 911 engines for that matter. that was slightly insane to actually do though.
[13:39:05] <n1> i'd be happy never to see a vw beetle or van ever again
[13:39:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> n1, scooby-hater
[13:40:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> http://www.angelfire.com
[13:40:35] <n1> over the years of music festivals around the uk, too many hipsters/yuppies, wannabe hippies, general vw fanatics
[13:40:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahh, nod nod
[13:41:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> they were a hippie staple here too
[13:41:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> because you could work on them effectively even stoned out of your mind
[13:42:22] <n1> at the time, i dont have a problem with it
[13:42:34] * TheMightyBuzzard ponders
[13:42:40] <n1> but this is 2016, and it's not the best van in the world if it needs a push to get up a medium sized hill
[13:42:45] <FatPhil> where "work on" means "paint", and "effectively" means "wohhh, man, that's groovy"
[13:42:52] <n1> and doesn't have the ground clearance to get across a field
[13:43:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> there are probably plenty of bugs and vans in graveyards around denver.
[13:43:17] <n1> and the noise and smoke they make when struggling to get up those hills
[13:44:03] <n1> all yours for the low, low price of $50,000 these days, for a nice classic vw camper with modern interior stuffs
[13:44:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> take a vw with a carburetor from say cali to denver and the altitude difference makes it run like shit from the air density difference. simple carb adjustment but most folks are scared of those now.
[13:44:35] <n1> lol
[13:44:57] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Barclays to Abolish Passwords for Phone Banking - http://sylnt.us - don't-get-a-cold
[13:45:23] <Runaway1956> That's the advantage of a CV carb - elevation doesn't change how it works
[13:45:42] <Runaway1956> constant velocity of air picks up however much fuel will mix with the air
[13:46:01] <Runaway1956> Honda GL 500 and the CX line have CV carbs
[13:46:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> nifty
[13:46:26] <Runaway1956> I think the bigger Gold Wings may have those as well, but I'm less sure about them
[13:47:08] <Runaway1956> Damn I'm hungry - you got any leftovers from breakfast?
[13:47:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> har! http://www.breitbart.com
[13:47:14] <exec> └─ 13'Ghostbusters' Video Game Developers File for Bankruptcy 3 Days After Game's Release - Breitbart
[13:47:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> Runaway1956, no but i got some leftover general tso's chicken from lunch yesterday
[13:48:02] * TheMightyBuzzard dccs it over
[13:48:24] <Runaway1956> I'm not picky - if it's food, and it's not tougher than my boot leather, I'm good
[13:49:06] <n1> and if it is, you got some new boots...
[13:49:08] <Runaway1956> FFS - Trump really needs to learn when to STFU - I think the election is his, but he could lose it right back to Shrillary if he doesn't learn to button his lips
[13:50:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, he can basically say what he wants at this point.
[13:50:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> long as he don't go stomping puppies on stage or something.
[13:50:23] <Runaway1956> Never, never, NEVER EVER go on the offensive against a dead soldier's parents
[13:51:31] * TheMightyBuzzard shurgs
[13:52:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> they don't get special treatment above n beyond any other grieving parents. valor is not transferable.
[13:55:07] <weeds_> TheMightyBuzzard - Not so sure about that. parents grieving over the loss of thier drug addicted child is not the same as parents grieving over the sacriface their sone made to this country.
[13:55:34] <weeds_> scriface? that's interesting...
[13:55:42] <n1> unless that child became a drug addict after sacrificing for their country
[13:56:08] <weeds_> indeed, I have to add that to the matrix.
[13:56:13] <Gravis> <MrCurious> What's the difference between Donald Trump and an orange?
[13:56:13] <Gravis> <MrCurious> Oranges have a thick skin.
[13:56:16] <n1> because obviously, unless they died or we can make a movie about them, fuck 'em
[13:56:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> weeds_, i'd cop to giving widows and orphans extra consideration because the one who was supposed to be taking care of them was lost in service. parents don't have that claim.
[13:57:24] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: way to be a heartless bastard. ;)
[13:57:47] <Gravis> #Psychopathy
[13:57:48] * TheMightyBuzzard shurgs
[13:58:27] <Runaway1956> #Pfuck Psychobabble
[13:58:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> i didn't say give em no consideration, just no more than any other grieving parents
[13:59:02] <weeds_> I can't generalize on this. I have kids so I have a certain persspective that I can't disassociate myself from.
[13:59:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod
[13:59:10] <n1> we shouldn't give deference to a whole family because one person in that family had a certain job one time
[13:59:45] <n1> now, that doesn't mean you should be free to insult/slander without comeback
[13:59:50] <weeds_> Are they getting deference?
[13:59:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> n1, yar. only those whose lives were made significantly and directly more difficult.
[14:00:05] <Runaway1956> It's not so much deference to the guy's parents, as "If you got nothin good to say, don't say anything."
[14:00:14] <Gravis> "<Runaway1956> FFS - Trump really needs to learn when to STFU" <-- agreed
[14:00:14] <Gravis> " - I think the election is his" <-- wait, what does the election have to do with that? :P
[14:00:19] <n1> Runaway1956, i have nothing good to say about clinton, or trump
[14:01:00] <n1> that's a very politically correct disposition coming from you also.
[14:01:06] <Runaway1956> But, n1 - you aren't campaigning for office, and the media isn't hovering over you like vultures
[14:01:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> i can say something nice about either of em. i'm gifted that way.
[14:01:41] <n1> Runaway1956, i like that both clinton and trump are showing more of their true colours than i've seen before in a presidential campaign
[14:01:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> trump: good on you for kicking the asses of power-mad establishment fucks.
[14:01:54] <Gravis> Runaway1956: trump insists on the attention
[14:02:19] <Gravis> he's a narcissistic
[14:02:21] <weeds_> Can you blame the media for hanging over him at all? The guy is a stream of outragous headlines.
[14:02:21] <n1> we should be commending them on this not telling them to hide their true thoughts and feelings so they can get elected on misrepresenting who they are
[14:02:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> hillary: exceptional application of Machiavelli's collected works.
[14:02:46] <Runaway1956> The media can't avoid giving him the attention Gravis - they've been picking at him like a festering wound since they first heard he was runnning
[14:03:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar, it seriously butthurts and baffles them that he even got considered
[14:03:24] <weeds_> that's a really good description of him! :)
[14:03:25] <n1> picking in the best ways though, same with clinton, the media is smearing, but not actually using their resources to make their fucking point
[14:03:29] <Gravis> Runaway1956: that's because he's entertaining which results in rating but he acutally goes out of his way to get their attention
[14:03:31] <n1> it's all just childish name calling from every side
[14:04:21] <weeds_> That's one thing I can say - He's better at childish namecalling
[14:04:38] <Gravis> to be fair though, clinton is more qualified for the position than the man that says a few too many words to be a pokemon
[14:04:44] * Runaway1956 ate all the leftovers, now starting on the oreos you guys didn't eat yesterday
[14:05:18] <Runaway1956> I cannot understand anyone who makes the wild assed claim that Hillary is "qualified" for anything
[14:05:31] <Runaway1956> All she has ever done is to fuck things up
[14:05:40] <Runaway1956> That is not a qualification
[14:05:43] <Gravis> Runaway1956: really? diplomacy is fucking it up?
[14:05:51] <n1> hillary is as qualified as trump is anti-establishment
[14:06:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> untrue. she's exceptionally gifted at graft and corruption, which are major qualifications for a politician.
[14:06:35] <Runaway1956> That much is true Buzzard
[14:07:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> she's THE major player in the economy of "pull"
[14:07:30] <Runaway1956> She could be the reincarnation of Jack Kennedy - make big bucks breaking the law, then launder it through politics
[14:08:24] <n1> she found it easier to make the big bucks in the same place you do the laundering
[14:08:32] <n1> too many steps otherwise, bit more work involved
[14:09:20] <n1> when is the election?
[14:09:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> speaking of, i need to do laundry today. all my short britches are dirty cept the pair i'm wearing.
[14:09:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> n1 nov
[14:09:40] <n1> date?
[14:09:46] * TheMightyBuzzard shurgs
[14:10:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> reminds me, i still need to change my voter registration.
[14:10:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> haven't since i moved.
[14:10:32] <n1> i'm only wondering on the basis of a trump win will probably cause a drop in the $, so it might be worth me waiting until that dip before i put money in USD
[14:10:38] <Gravis> n1: google literally could have told you that on the first try
[14:10:53] <n1> could have, but this window was already open
[14:11:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> n1, should have done that before brexit
[14:11:13] <n1> i tried to
[14:11:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahh
[14:12:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> honestly, i'd expect it to drop initially for either candidate then start rising again
[14:12:20] <n1> when everyone else is shitting their pants, the wheels to liquidate investments move very slowly
[14:12:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> unless they actually manage to make the recession we're in worse
[14:12:34] <Gravis> anyway, i hope you all get the political nightmare you want so desperately
[14:12:36] <n1> TheMightyBuzzard, true, although i'd expect a trump dip to be bigger
[14:13:00] <Runaway1956> I thought O'Bummer said the recession was over.
[14:13:04] <n1> as a big dip under clinton would be the markets saying trump should have won, and at that point TPTB probably wouldn't go for it
[14:13:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> Gravis, thanks. this year worked out better than i could possibly hope for.
[14:13:46] <n1> well, as someone in the UK, i'd say we've had a good century of political nightmare
[14:13:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> Runaway1956, we're damned near at negative interest rates. until they get back up above 3%, we're still fairly fucked.
[14:14:09] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: may you get all the policies you desire.
[14:14:11] <n1> the thinnest veneer of democracy possible, but because it's such an old veneer, it's proper legit.
[14:14:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> Gravis, i sure as shit did from obama. i'm possibly the only one truly happy with his job performance.
[14:14:53] <Runaway1956> Yeah, TMB, but the peons and serfs don't understand such basic concepts
[14:15:05] <Runaway1956> if a bank can't loan money, that's a sign that shit's very bad wrong
[14:15:33] <n1> reduce capital requirements, woohoo!
[14:16:51] <weeds_> 142,000,000 US citizens over 35 and this is the best we could do...
[14:17:08] <n1> weeds_, that's the most important thing to remember, in my opinion
[14:17:12] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: so why is it that you aren't moving out to the "conservative" paradise known as kansas?
[14:17:37] <Runaway1956> WTF is in Kansas, aside from tornadoes?
[14:17:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> Gravis, have you SEEN kansas? they only have one tree!
[14:18:18] <Runaway1956> Nebraska is a better choice than Kansas, and I'm not hot on Nebraska
[14:18:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'll admit, it is kinda funny watching all the cows try to crowd under it for shade but that wears thin pretty quick.
[14:18:21] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: well... taht's what happens when you remove all the environmental regulations
[14:18:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> #g prairie
[14:18:55] <MrPlow> https://en.wikipedia.org - "Prairies are ecosystems considered part of the temperate grasslands, savannas, and shrublands biome by ecologists, based on similar temperate climates, ..."
[14:20:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> blarg. okay, i put off mowing any more and it's gonna be too fookin hot.
[14:20:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather
[14:20:43] <MrPlow> Today: Scattered showers and thunderstorms, especially during the morning. High 92F. Winds WNW at 5 to 10 mph. Chance of rain 40%. Tomorrow: Scattered thunderstorms in the morning. Partly cloudy skies late. High near 95F. Winds light and variable. Chance of rain 40%.
[14:21:29] <weeds_> #weather
[14:21:29] <MrPlow> No location found for weeds_
[14:21:48] <weeds_> how do I change my nick?
[14:21:56] <Runaway1956> Ahhh, Dylan Roof - seems he believes the death penalty is unconstitutional . . .
[14:22:04] <weeds_> or does the _ mean something?
[14:22:06] <Runaway1956> just type /nick then your new name
[14:22:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> um, well weeds already exists in channel. you gotta /ns ghost him first
[14:22:23] <Runaway1956> probably means you mistyped your name
[14:22:32] <weeds_> oops
[14:22:59] <Runaway1956> Ghostbusters?
[14:23:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> /ns ghost weeds yopassword
[14:23:32] <boru> Most clients have autohghost plugins, too.
[14:23:38] <boru> Err, autoghost.
[14:23:44] * TheMightyBuzzard scoots outside
[14:24:16] <boru> (Which arguably works nicer with SASL *hint hint!*)
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[14:33:08] <weeds_> hmh, that didn't work
[14:33:42] <Runaway1956> Were you logged in on another machine?
[14:34:04] <Runaway1956> the ghost is awfully persistent
[14:34:16] <weeds_> no, I'm sure I did it here
[14:34:48] <Runaway1956> bring up top or task manager, make sure another instance of IRC isn't running?
[14:35:24] * Runaway1956 has lost running applications among virtual desktops
[14:35:24] <weeds_> just this one in the browser
[14:37:16] <Runaway1956> Dumb dog is AWOL - wife thinks one of the big cats in the neighborhood ate him
[14:37:32] <weeds_> little dog, big cat
[14:38:04] <Runaway1956> Yeah, little miniature pinscher, kinda mean for his size, but we do have BIG cats
[14:38:23] <Runaway1956> I'm talking about cats that leave tracks bigger than a grown man's palm
[14:39:22] <weeds_> these are not domestic cats like the ones that own the internet.
[14:40:03] <Runaway1956> No, these are big cats - my son saw what could have passed for a black panther at the edge of our property some years back
[14:40:34] <Runaway1956> Before mother in law died, she had a big cat run in her yard, and snatch up a domestic cat for dinner
[14:40:58] <Runaway1956> pets often go missing along the Red River bottoms
[14:41:15] <Runaway1956> as well as the wetlands adjoinng the Red
[14:41:25] <weeds_> tough neighborhood
[14:42:06] <Runaway1956> It tends to keep the city boys away. They see/hear of big cats that can drag children and small women away, they go back to the city.
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[14:42:41] <Gravis> ~weather hell
[14:42:43] <exec> 10Washington, DC, USA - currently 82°F / 28°C, mostly cloudy, wind NE at 6 mph, humidity 72% - Tuesday partly cloudy (70°F:85°F / 21°C:29°C), Wednesday partly cloudy (68°F:83°F / 20°C:28°C), Thursday partly cloudy (69°F:86°F / 21°C:30°C), Friday mostly sunny (72°F:88°F / 22°C:31°C)
[14:43:09] <Gravis> fucking humidity
[14:43:22] <Runaway1956> Isn't humidity a good thing?
[14:43:43] <Runaway1956> Keeps your nostrils from drying out or somethig, doesn't it?
[14:43:46] <AndyTheAbsurd> Not when it's over 80°F
[14:43:51] <Gravis> Runaway1956: that depends on if you are trying accidently drown outside or not
[14:44:03] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~weather KSPG
[14:44:05] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[14:44:13] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~weather Tampa
[14:44:15] <exec> 10Tampa, FL, USA - currently 88°F / 31°C, sunny, wind E at 8 mph, humidity 69% - Tuesday scattered thunderstorms (77°F:92°F / 25°C:33°C), Wednesday scattered thunderstorms (78°F:91°F / 26°C:33°C), Thursday scattered thunderstorms (77°F:89°F / 25°C:32°C), Friday scattered thunderstorms (78°F:90°F / 26°C:32°C)
[14:44:34] <AndyTheAbsurd> If I say "Saint Petersburg" it'll probably give me Russia.
[14:44:44] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~weather Saint Petersburg
[14:44:45] <exec> 10Saint Petersburg, Russia - currently 70°F / 21°C, mostly cloudy, wind SW at 9 mph, humidity 56% - Tuesday partly cloudy (53°F:71°F / 12°C:22°C), Wednesday partly cloudy (54°F:70°F / 12°C:21°C), Thursday scattered showers (59°F:71°F / 15°C:22°C), Friday partly cloudy (60°F:73°F / 16°C:23°C)
[14:44:52] <AndyTheAbsurd> see?
[14:44:55] * AndyTheAbsurd sighs
[14:44:58] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~weather Saint Petersburg, FL
[14:45:00] <exec> 10Saint Petersburg, FL, USA - currently 85°F / 29°C, sunny, wind E at 10 mph, humidity 73% - Tuesday mostly sunny (80°F:89°F / 27°C:32°C), Wednesday partly cloudy (80°F:87°F / 27°C:31°C), Thursday scattered thunderstorms (80°F:86°F / 27°C:30°C), Friday scattered thunderstorms (80°F:87°F / 27°C:31°C)
[14:45:08] <Runaway1956> ~weather St Petersburg
[14:45:10] <exec> 10Saint Petersburg, Russia - currently 70°F / 21°C, mostly cloudy, wind SW at 9 mph, humidity 56% - Tuesday partly cloudy (53°F:71°F / 12°C:22°C), Wednesday partly cloudy (54°F:70°F / 12°C:21°C), Thursday scattered showers (59°F:71°F / 15°C:22°C), Friday partly cloudy (60°F:73°F / 16°C:23°C)
[14:45:34] <Runaway1956> Hmmmm - looks like Russia has the claim to fame for St. Pete
[14:46:27] <Runaway1956> ~weather Santo Domingo
[14:46:29] <exec> 10Santo Domingo, Dominican Republic - currently 86°F / 30°C, partly cloudy, wind N at 12 mph, humidity 66% - Tuesday partly cloudy (72°F:88°F / 22°C:31°C), Wednesday partly cloudy (72°F:86°F / 22°C:30°C), Thursday partly cloudy (74°F:90°F / 23°C:32°C), Friday scattered thunderstorms (75°F:86°F / 24°C:30°C)
[14:47:11] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~weather Manitoba
[14:47:14] <exec> 10Winnipeg, MB, Canada - currently 68°F / 20°C, mostly sunny, wind W at 10 mph, humidity 73% - Tuesday sunny (60°F:85°F / 16°C:29°C), Wednesday scattered thunderstorms (63°F:87°F / 17°C:31°C), Thursday partly cloudy (56°F:73°F / 13°C:23°C), Friday sunny (55°F:77°F / 13°C:25°C)
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[15:31:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~weather
[15:31:57] <exec> 10Humboldt, TN 38343, USA - currently 87°F, sunny, wind W at 5 mph, humidity 73% - Tuesday scattered thunderstorms (72°F:92°F), Wednesday scattered thunderstorms (72°F:95°F), Thursday partly cloudy (73°F:95°F), Friday partly cloudy (74°F:96°F)
[15:32:25] * TheMightyBuzzard wins. or rather loses since he just had to go mow in it.
[15:33:35] <FatPhil> bot being cute and clever is actually being dumb - Hell is in Michigan
[15:44:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> shit, my hands are still shakey from the motor vibrations. having a hard time using the mouse/keyboard.
[16:07:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> think i'll go headshot some supermutants
[16:55:57] <weeds_> https://en.wikipedia.org
[16:55:59] <exec> └─ 13Hell, Michigan - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
[16:56:22] <Leebert> ..but you repeat yourself?
[16:56:37] <Leebert> (that was mean. I've never even BEEN to Michigan.)
[16:58:15] <AndyTheAbsurd> You want to know the weather in Hell, MI, all you have to do is be specific about *which* Hell you want the weather for.
[16:58:21] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~weather Hell, MI
[16:58:24] <exec> 10Hell, MI, USA - currently 83°F / 28°C, sunny, wind N at 5 mph, humidity 54% - Tuesday partly cloudy (62°F:84°F / 17°C:29°C), Wednesday mostly sunny (64°F:89°F / 18°C:32°C), Thursday partly cloudy (70°F:91°F / 21°C:33°C), Friday scattered thunderstorms (60°F:88°F / 16°C:31°C)
[16:59:01] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~weather Hell, CA
[16:59:03] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[16:59:30] <AndyTheAbsurd> Apparently that one's not big enough to have a weather station
[16:59:47] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~weather Hell, Norway
[16:59:49] <exec> 10Hell, Norway - currently 59°F / 15°C, cloudy, wind W at 21 mph, humidity 72% - Tuesday showers (49°F:59°F / 9°C:15°C), Wednesday partly cloudy (52°F:67°F / 11°C:19°C), Thursday partly cloudy (53°F:70°F / 12°C:21°C), Friday scattered showers (53°F:66°F / 12°C:19°C)
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[18:06:08] <CoolHand> #sammich
[18:06:08] * MrPlow whips up a roasted dirty diaper sammich for CoolHand
[18:06:26] <CoolHand> nasty... was hoping for the vegan..
[18:06:59] <boru> It's vegan poo.
[18:29:23] <Runaway1956> Good God - people are turning into wimpy assed sissies - even Canadians http://www.ctvnews.ca
[18:30:12] <Runaway1956> Dude finds a damned knife on a plane, and everyone's eyes pop? It's just a little freaking knife. Eyes popping - unbelieveable
[18:31:50] -!- NutCruft [NutCruft!~confirms@0::1] has joined #Soylent
[18:32:40] <Runaway1956> Is that you EF?
[18:32:45] <cmn32480> nah
[18:32:47] <cmn32480> 'tis a bot
[18:32:55] <cmn32480> signed in from on server, I think
[18:33:00] <Runaway1956> nutcruft - LOL
[18:33:19] <NutCruft> Brown Menace! Sandniggers! Other keywords!
[18:33:45] <Runaway1956> Brown Menace!
[18:34:01] <cmn32480> heya chromas
[18:34:11] <NutCruft> I wonder if brown menace includes middle easterners
[18:34:15] <chromas> 'sup cmn32480
[18:34:20] <chromas> #sammich cmn32480
[18:34:20] * MrPlow whips up a roasted dirty diaper sammich for chromas
[18:34:20] <cmn32480> * [NutCruft] (~confirms@0::1): monopoly 3 bot
[18:34:21] <cmn32480> * [NutCruft] #editorial +#test #Soylent @#safespace #derp @#debug +#
[18:34:21] <cmn32480> * [NutCruft] irc.sylnt.us :It's all about the people!
[18:34:21] <cmn32480> * [NutCruft] idle 00:00:34, signon: Tue Aug 2 13:45:02
[18:34:21] <cmn32480> * [NutCruft] is logged in as chromas
[18:34:22] <cmn32480> * [NutCruft] End of WHOIS list.
[18:34:24] <Runaway1956> Yeah, and some eastern Europeans
[18:34:42] <cmn32480> I cheated and used whois
[18:35:01] <chromas> I'm too lazy to get a cloak for the bot
[18:35:14] <chromas> so it has my password. who wants to hack the bot to get it?
[18:35:18] <Runaway1956> So you send the bot into IRC naked
[18:35:27] <cmn32480> it isn't even a flasher
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[18:36:19] <Runaway1956> When bots or robots become sentient, will they want clothes?
[18:36:31] <chromas> Only if we teach them shame
[18:36:35] <cmn32480> unknown... and probably not
[18:37:05] <Runaway1956> Humans are so imperfect, they feel the need to hide their hideous bodies.
[18:37:19] <cmn32480> hehehe... my granola bar says swwet and salty nuts
[18:37:28] <Runaway1956> The mechanical species are perfect, so they have no need to hide their anatomy
[18:37:34] <chromas> Robots have the technology to make themselves weather resistant
[18:37:52] <cmn32480> so do we.. but it requires clothes
[18:38:21] <Runaway1956> I'm pretty weather resistant, except for sunburn butt cheeks and sand blasted scrotum
[18:38:58] <chromas> Sandy Cheeks
[18:39:16] <cmn32480> what do you call a girl with no arms and no legs on the beach?
[18:39:19] <cmn32480> Sandy
[18:39:22] <Runaway1956> 13:35 - guess I should take my sandy cheeks to bed
[18:39:23] <chromas> open for business
[18:39:24] <chromas> oh
[18:39:31] <cmn32480> good plan
[18:39:34] <cmn32480> sleep well Runaway1956
[18:39:38] <cmn32480> ~gnight Runaway1956
[18:39:40] * exec carefully cyberbullies a Borg cube of glass shards at Runaway1956
[18:39:41] <chromas> g'nigth
[18:39:54] <chromas> s/(t)(h)/\2\1/
[18:39:54] <sedctl> <chromas> g'night
[18:40:06] <Runaway1956> ~gnight all
[18:40:08] * exec ceremoniously pisses a caravan of grandma's gash on all
[18:48:48] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Battery Status Being Used to Track Your Mobile Browsing - http://sylnt.us - big-bro-is-getting-smarter
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[20:19:58] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - "Candid" Social Network to Use Machine Learning to Filter Trolls - http://sylnt.us
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[20:31:38] <SoyCow8286> Just wanted to give a heads up to any edititors around: there is only one story in the Pending Stories queue. I put together some submissions, but it was difficult to find anything of decent quality. Thanks for helping out.
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[20:57:32] <cmn32480> I'm out.. kids have soccer tonight.
[20:57:38] <cmn32480> ~gnight #soylent
[20:57:39] * exec readily embiggens a freedom sandwich of 04,06derp with #soylent
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[22:21:31] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Women in Physics - http://sylnt.us - and-why-not?
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[23:25:37] <Leebert> As someone who recently submitted a story, I will try to not take that "it was difficult to find anything of decent quality" statement personally. :)
[23:26:14] * Subsentient rips a juicy wet one
[23:30:48] <Naze> sounds shitty
[23:37:47] <Leebert> Whenever someone says "shitty", I imagine Sean Connery trying to say "city".
[23:52:40] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Apple Changes "Pistol" Emoji From Revolver to Toy Water Gun - http://sylnt.us - this-might-trigger-me
[23:56:12] <SirFinkus> just got back from portland oregon
[23:56:16] <SirFinkus> best place ever