#Soylent | Logs for 2016-07-22

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[01:06:14] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Last Known VCR Maker Stops Production, 40 Years After VHS Format Launch - http://sylnt.us - be-kind-rewind
[01:23:43] <Gravis> noice: http://img.pandawhale.com
[01:36:15] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard++ you know why
[01:36:15] <Bender> karma - themightybuzzard: 247
[01:36:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> i need to get back to work or something. crutchy's catching up.
[01:37:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> !karma crutchy
[01:37:25] <Bender> karma of crutchy is 213
[01:39:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit http://www.droid-life.com
[01:39:58] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[01:40:24] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[01:42:32] <Bytram> see, also: http://arstechnica.com
[01:42:33] <L-3> ^ 03Verizon to disconnect unlimited data customers who use over 100GB/month | Ars Technica
[01:43:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> that'd definitely be me over my cable connection. thankfully my isp is da bomb. ignores the **AA and no usage caps.
[01:43:54] <Bytram> yeah, but that is wrt wireless usage
[01:44:17] <Bytram> sounds like you have a good carrier, though... mind sharing who it is?
[01:45:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> local folks. clickone.net
[01:45:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> which reminds me, i really need to offer my services to make their website not suck ass.
[01:51:23] <Bytram> maybe they could give you a free speed upgrade as a thank-you. =)
[01:58:00] <Bytram> this is ... interesting https://defaultnamehere.tumblr.com
[01:58:01] <L-3> ^ 03literally words — Stalking your Facebook friends on Tinder ( https://defaultnamehere.tumblr.com )
[02:05:52] <cmn32480> crutchy++ (just to poke TheMightyBuzzard)
[02:05:52] <Bender> karma - crutchy: 214
[02:06:08] <Bytram> cmn32480++
[02:06:08] <Bender> karma - cmn32480: 63
[02:06:10] <Bytram> =)
[02:06:21] <cmn32480> 6 or 8 more years I'll catch up
[02:07:48] * cmn32480 looks in the mirror and wonders what idiot closed port 3389 on his laptop
[02:09:06] * Bytram scounges around and offers a cordless drill
[02:09:41] <cmn32480> needs a VERY small bit
[02:10:09] <Bytram> an itty bitty bit?
[02:10:47] <Bytram> brb lunch
[02:10:51] <cmn32480> yep.. smaller than the itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini
[02:11:23] * Subsentient enjoys a cancer stick thicker than his pinky while setting up his new NanoPi M1
[02:14:48] <Bytram> cmn32480: how ever did you do that without any typos?
[02:14:51] * Bytram is impressed
[02:15:12] <cmn32480> hehe... if I told you, I'd have to keel you
[02:15:29] <Bytram> keeping everything ship shape, eh?
[02:15:41] * cmn32480 takes a bow
[02:16:17] <Bytram> is nice when everything is hunky 'dory'
[02:16:36] <cmn32480> eventually we'll find out
[02:16:41] * Bytram hopes cmn32480 doesn't 'ketch' anything
[02:17:08] <cmn32480> I never ketch anything.. 'secially when I get sloopy
[02:17:47] <Bytram> that tends to happen when one barges in
[02:18:50] <cmn32480> eh.. you know how it is... I'm jsut sitting here playing with my dingy
[02:19:10] <Bytram> !grab cmn32480
[02:19:10] <Bender> Added quote 754
[02:19:14] <Bytram> =)
[02:19:16] <cmn32480> lol
[02:19:35] <Bytram> is there an 'ungrab' ??
[02:19:54] <cmn32480> not w/o IRC server access
[02:20:01] <cmn32480> or wherever the hell bender lives
[02:20:23] <Bytram> ahhh, that's right ... '!' is a bender thing, right?
[02:20:27] <Bytram> nograb
[02:20:29] <cmn32480> right
[02:20:39] <cmn32480> # is mrplow
[02:20:42] <cmn32480> ~ is exec
[02:20:56] <cmn32480> $ is aqu4
[02:21:08] <cmn32480> I'm sure there are others... but they are the only ones I know
[02:21:36] * Bytram cannot think of any others offhand except... monopolybot
[02:21:52] <Bytram> http://www.itworld.com
[02:21:52] <L-3> ^✓ 03Intel experiments with 3D Xpoint as it ships out SSDs to testers | ITworld ( http://www.itworld.com )
[02:22:14] <Bytram> correction, 'monopoly 3' bot
[02:22:46] <cmn32480> no idea what her command prefix is
[02:22:47] <Bytram> that one belongs to chromas, but, afaik, it has no 'trigger' letter
[02:22:51] <Bytram> nod nod
[02:23:02] <cmn32480> it does
[02:23:09] <Bytram> btw, ^^^ is an interesting article
[02:24:08] <Bytram> "Intel has said it will put 1TB of storage into a 1.5-millimeter-thick Optane drive for laptops and tablets, and up to 15TB of storage on a larger 2.5-inch drive. The SSDs will be compatible with the NVMe protocol and fit into PCI-Express slots. They should work with Windows PCs and Macs that have PCIe-compatible storage."
[02:24:46] <Bytram> earlier announcement: http://www.pcworld.com
[02:24:46] <L-3> ^ 03Intel claims storage supremacy with swift 3D XPoint Optane drives, 1-petabyte 3D NAND | PCWorld
[02:24:59] <cmn32480> brb... needs a drink
[02:26:26] <cmn32480> bacj
[02:26:41] <Bytram> and forth and back and forth
[02:27:03] <cmn32480> to the kitchen for water... and that will lead to back and forth and back and forth to the potty all night long
[02:28:32] <Bytram> that's why it's better to do your drinking during the day.. then you can sleep at night
[02:28:47] <Bytram> unless you're a lumberjack and you're okay
[02:29:38] <cmn32480> i guess I axed for that
[02:29:40] <Bytram> from that link referring to an earlier article:
[02:29:44] <Bytram> "Crooke also talked up the company’s upcoming 3D NAND product. Intel said its 3D NAND will be able to squeeze 384 billion bits in a single die. That means, Crooke said, Intel can now squeeze 1TB of storage into a 1.5mm-thick drive that can go into laptops and tablets. For traditional 2.5-inch drives in a desktop or larger laptop, the company will be able to pack up to 15TB of data. The real bombshell: A 1U rack server with Intel?
[02:29:44] <Bytram> ??s upcoming 3D NAND will be able to pack 1 petabyte of storage. Just so you know, 20PB is enough to store 13.3 years of HD video."
[02:30:29] * Bytram tries to remember how many 'U' there are in a rack
[02:30:34] <Bytram> 76?
[02:31:00] <cmn32480> no
[02:31:10] <cmn32480> 42U I believe
[02:31:46] <Bytram> yep!
[02:32:10] <Bytram> so, 42 PB per rack.
[02:32:17] * Bytram tries to count all the zeroes
[02:32:25] <cmn32480> https://smile.amazon.com
[02:32:26] <L-3> ^ 03( https://www.amazon.com )
[02:32:39] <cmn32480> look at the price delta betewwn the standard adn unassembled racks
[02:32:47] <Bytram> kilo mega giga tera peta... yowza!
[02:33:51] <Bytram> heh! "
[02:33:52] <Bytram> Note: This product is 300 lbs or heavier, which means our carriers may not be able to bring this item to your front door.
[02:33:52] <Bytram> "
[02:34:05] <Bytram> This item’s packaging will indicate what is inside and cannot be hidden.
[02:34:08] <cmn32480> I found it funny that the unassembled one is MORE expensive
[02:37:11] * Bytram hasn't found that part, yet, but did find this interesting comment:
[02:37:15] <Bytram> I needed (wanted really) this to hold all my computers and routers and such from my home lab. Because it is in my house I wanted a really nice rack that would look like a display case. The plexiglass door and nice black surface looks very nice and absorbs the noise of the comp equipment inside. It seems to have plenty of airflow, however I don't run everything constantly. It was delivered fully assembled on a pallet from a large 55ft
[02:37:16] <Bytram> truck. They weren't use to delivering this type of equipment to a house and there were a few issues. They wanted me to have a fork lift and pallet jack. This is a nice way to consolidate a lot of equipment in your house within a small, nice looking cabinet.
[02:37:24] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - 70 Whale Corpses Discovered in Chile - http://sylnt.us - this-has-to-be-on-the-worst-jobs-list
[02:37:48] <cmn32480> yeah
[02:37:55] <cmn32480> this is not a send it to the house type thing
[02:38:05] <cmn32480> if you need to get liftgate service, you must SPECIFY
[02:38:09] <cmn32480> it costs extra!
[02:38:52] * cmn32480 deals with stupid frieght companies all the time
[02:39:42] <Bytram> what happens when you ship a Smart UPS via a stupid freight company? does it cancel out?
[02:40:19] <cmn32480> pretty much
[02:41:04] <cmn32480> what I actually need is the one that si 25 U
[02:41:17] <Bytram> what would you use it for?
[02:41:25] <cmn32480> stuff
[02:42:22] <Bytram> yeah, if you actually are interested in such things, hard to be a going-out-of-business auction
[02:42:33] <cmn32480> craigslist
[02:42:36] <cmn32480> exactly
[02:42:41] * Bytram almost bought a full-height 19" rack many years ago
[02:42:44] <cmn32480> I only buy them new for customers
[02:42:48] <Bytram> nod nod
[02:48:27] <Bytram> I'll have a story to submit in about 5 minutes or so
[03:02:53] <cmn32480> paging TheMightyBuzzard
[03:02:56] <cmn32480> paging
[03:02:59] <cmn32480> thr
[03:03:01] <cmn32480> TheMightyBuzzard,
[03:03:11] <cmn32480> Broken site
[03:13:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~blame
[03:13:18] * exec points at Bytram
[03:13:36] <Bytram> don't look at ME!
[03:16:22] * cmn32480 looks at bytram
[03:16:44] <cmn32480> mmmm roast beast and swiss sammich
[03:16:59] * Bytram goes to try and write another story
[03:17:03] <Bytram> afk
[03:17:05] <Bytram> baib
[03:28:30] <Bytram> ~gnight cmn32480
[03:28:32] * exec slowly blows The Cloud of maturity juice at cmn32480
[03:29:01] <Bytram> .topic SN Main Channel - be respectful of others | https://SoylentNews.org | Useful links: http://sylnt.us | This channel IS logged and publicly displayed
[03:29:39] <Bytram> .topic server maintenance under way; please accept our apologies as we try and deal with the situation.
[03:29:39] Imogen changed topic of #Soylent to: server maintenance under way; please accept our apologies as we try and deal with the situation.
[03:47:47] -!- SoyCow2276 [SoyCow2276!~44a8c5e9@68.168.sjs.kzn] has joined #Soylent
[03:49:38] <Gravis> Bytram: being respectful of others would set a bad precedent. ;)
[03:49:53] <SoyCow2276> I knew I should've renewed my subscription - did we run out of money? Is that why the site's down?
[03:49:58] <Bytram> at this point, I am really sorely tempted to .kick
[03:50:20] <Bytram> I am on vacation this week and was hoping to be in bed early tonight.
[03:50:37] <Bytram> we are still trying to get the systems back.
[03:51:05] <Bytram> SoyCow2276: sorry, that was directed at gravis
[03:51:18] <SoyCow2276> np
[03:51:33] <Bytram> there was maintenance scheduled for OUR Vms, but the word didn't get to us, and we found out when a couple of our systems went down
[03:51:38] <SoyCow2276> I take full responsibility; my subscription is about to lapse and then the site goes down. Obviously there's a connection
[03:51:42] <SoyCow2276> oh lovely
[03:51:47] <Bytram> they are coming back up atm, and we are trying to get things started again.
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[03:52:21] <Bytram> am kinda busy at the moment; will pop back in when I have more news.
[03:52:30] <LandLordScumGone> Sup Niggas.
[03:52:32] <SoyCow2276> cool - thanks for working hard for us
[03:52:33] <Gravis> Bytram: oh take a joke.
[03:52:34] <Subsentient> he's so cute, this little NanoPi M1 is awesome
[03:52:48] <Subsentient> Tiny ass machine, cheaper and smaller and has more ports than the Pine64.
[03:53:08] <LandLordScumGone> Sub - 'Tis an awesome board
[03:53:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake LandLordScumGone
[03:53:20] * MrPlow smakes LandLordScumGone upside the head with a bungalow of stroopwafels
[03:53:28] <LandLordScumGone> Teaches idjits and rudimentary embedded stuff alike.
[03:53:48] <LandLordScumGone> Buzzbomb, *nods* aye
[03:53:54] <takyon> soylentnews down
[03:54:02] <takyon> trump did a good speech for once
[03:54:07] <Subsentient> LandLordScumGone, I bought it as a toy. I am just enjoying its novelty. I am also planning on using it to compile a kernel for my phone.
[03:54:43] <Subsentient> Updating the stock Debian to stretch and then imma make that kernel
[03:56:07] <LandLordScumGone> Goddamn things have every output 'cept those we need.
[03:56:28] <Subsentient> Yeah I honestly wish they had VGA, but other than that it's not an issue for me.
[03:57:40] <LandLordScumGone> I'm taking babby's first MIPS assembly class now, I find it hilarious that they're teaching arduino in that class now.
[03:59:18] <Subsentient> Agreed
[03:59:36] <Subsentient> LandLordScumGone, That's such a waste. The arduino is so much less capable than even the Pi Zero.
[03:59:55] <LandLordScumGone> Kinda angry that all those things they taught you up till now are bad, are now required for survival.
[04:00:28] <LandLordScumGone> For example, jumps and branches (goto)
[04:00:51] <Subsentient> LandLordScumGone, Yeah goto isn't that bad if you use it right
[04:01:51] <Bytram> takyon: yep, maintenance on our servers; we are working on it
[04:01:54] <LandLordScumGone> Subsentient, I bought an arduino as a toy, and implemented a neat cable tester from it
[04:02:00] <SirFinkus> OMG THE SITE IS DOWN
[04:02:27] <Subsentient> lol
[04:02:28] <LandLordScumGone> "donkey dicks" as we call thick cables in the 'Biz
[04:03:37] <LandLordScumGone> Walk a bit across a fat array. If that bit appears elsewhere in the array, then it is either an open, or short, or both.
[04:03:39] <SoyCow2276> is there anything else on the internet? I don't know where to go without SN
[04:03:48] <LandLordScumGone> call out that open/short.
[04:04:09] <LandLordScumGone> Give the pinout.
[04:04:32] <takyon> be calm
[04:04:36] <takyon> we have top men working on it
[04:04:41] <LandLordScumGone> Some dipshit bought a 3000 dollar piece of gear for what could have been done with 100 bucks.
[04:05:50] <SoyCow2276> I know, tak, just trying to be silly.
[04:06:09] <SoyCow2276> I should sleep more, maybe it would make me better at humor.
[04:06:13] <Gravis> takyon: what are the bottom men just standing around for?! :P
[04:06:19] <LandLordScumGone> Belch. Error 503.
[04:06:28] <SoyCow2276> I appreciate the guys who are working on it!
[04:06:32] <takyon> they aren't standing
[04:06:46] <SoyCow2276> Gravis: if this is like most operations I've been involved in, they are standing out of the way so as not to make things worse! :D
[04:06:50] <LandLordScumGone> Shit like this is why I don't know anything about IT.
[04:07:07] <Gravis> takyon: ugh... don't tell me you have them on their knees.
[04:07:28] <takyon> ok, I won't tell you
[04:07:44] <takyon> ;)
[04:07:46] <Gravis> ;)
[04:07:54] * Subsentient blames TheMightyBuzzard
[04:08:27] <Gravis> so what caused the site to explodify?
[04:08:59] <LandLordScumGone> Niggers did, Gravis.
[04:09:07] <takyon> scheduled maintenance
[04:09:08] <LandLordScumGone> Lots of BLM protests around
[04:09:10] <takyon> aka scheduled failure
[04:09:23] <Gravis> aka unscheduled failure
[04:09:35] <takyon> predictable failure
[04:10:05] <takyon> http://www.anandtech.com
[04:10:06] <L-3> ^ 03AMD Releases Q2 FY 2016 Financial Results
[04:10:07] <Gravis> so basically... apache
[04:10:27] <mrcoolbp> I believe SN is back up
[04:10:37] <mrcoolbp> sorry for the inconvenience = )
[04:10:53] <takyon> uuuuurgh i have to relogin
[04:10:54] <takyon> kill me
[04:10:58] <LandLordScumGone> LOLZ L-3
[04:11:07] <Gravis> my cookie!
[04:11:39] <LandLordScumGone> They are tapping the infrastructure.
[04:11:55] <Gravis> killall -9 takyon
[04:12:57] <LandLordScumGone> FUck thsi fucking HEISS
[04:13:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> Gravis, we SHOULD have gotten notification from our host about the reboots but anyone who got them apparently didn't notice
[04:13:06] <LandLordScumGone> ~weather san diego, ca
[04:13:07] <exec> 10San Diego, CA, USA - currently 73°F / 23°C, partly cloudy, wind NW at 7 mph, humidity 85% - Thursday clear with periodic clouds (67°F:81°F / 19°C:27°C), Friday sunny (67°F:85°F / 19°C:29°C), Saturday sunny (68°F:82°F / 20°C:28°C), Sunday sunny (67°F:78°F / 19°C:26°C)
[04:13:25] <LandLordScumGone> No way in hell it's that cold. IT must be humid.
[04:14:04] <takyon> http://www.tomshardware.com
[04:14:05] <L-3> ^ 03Move Over GTX 1080, There’s A New Titan X In Town
[04:14:52] <Gravis> wtf is the "The upfront market for broadcast and cable networks"?
[04:15:17] <Gravis> is that tv commercials?
[04:15:40] <SoyCow2276> Thanks, guys!
[04:15:45] <SoyCow2276> Hmm, I didn't have to relogin.
[04:16:25] <Gravis> SoyCow2276: obviously you have been compromised
[04:22:17] <takyon> http://www.npr.org
[04:22:17] <L-3> ^ 03Who Is Peter Thiel? 'I Am Proud To Be Gay,' Tech Investor Tells Republican Convention : NPR
[04:22:46] <Bytram> .topic Server reboots scheduled; please bear with us during any outage; SN Main Channel - be respectful of others | https://SoylentNews.org | Useful links: http://sylnt.us | This channel IS logged and publicly displayed
[04:22:46] Imogen changed topic of #Soylent to: Server reboots scheduled; please bear with us during any outage; SN Main Channel - be respectful of others | https://SoylentNews.org | Useful links: http://sylnt.us | This channel IS logged and publicly displayed
[04:23:02] <SirFinkus> PANIC
[04:23:14] <Gravis> SirFinkus: don't tell the kernel!
[04:23:20] <LandLordScumGone> The problem with tech gays is that they are bad stereotypes of NPR-listening Hillary-voting libs.
[04:24:00] <LandLordScumGone> They also drive Priuses etc.
[04:24:17] <SirFinkus> I've heard priuses are actually pretty awesome
[04:24:32] <SirFinkus> for econo cars
[04:24:49] <SirFinkus> great resale value and reliablility
[04:24:49] <Bytram> if nothing else, I think they made the best commerical during the last superb owl
[04:24:53] <LandLordScumGone> Fink - they are decent. However, their drivers aren't.
[04:25:02] <LandLordScumGone> SOurce: Intimate knowledge.
[04:25:18] <SirFinkus> you've fucked a prius?
[04:25:30] <takyon> http://www.npr.org
[04:25:30] <L-3> ^ 03Small Town In Colorado Tells Residents Water Is Contaminated With THC : The Two-Way : NPR
[04:25:31] <LandLordScumGone> I've, um, been inside a few.
[04:25:43] <SirFinkus> gordon ramsay's wife is pretty hot
[04:26:02] <Bytram> NEXT SYSTEM REBOOTS WILL BE IN 5h 34m @ 2016-07-22 10:00 AM
[04:26:05] <Bytram> NEXT SYSTEM REBOOTS WILL BE IN 5h 34m @ 2016-07-22 10:00 AM
[04:26:05] <Bytram> NEXT SYSTEM REBOOTS WILL BE IN 5h 34m @ 2016-07-22 10:00 AM
[04:26:06] <Bytram> NEXT SYSTEM REBOOTS WILL BE IN 5h 34m @ 2016-07-22 10:00 AM
[04:26:06] <Bytram> NEXT SYSTEM REBOOTS WILL BE IN 5h 34m @ 2016-07-22 10:00 AM
[04:26:26] <Bytram> details here: https://soylentnews.org
[04:26:27] <L-3> ^ 03SN article: Emergency Server Reboots 04(0 comments)
[04:27:23] * LandLordScumGone is sweating like a goddamn nigger slave.
[04:29:41] <LandLordScumGone> Jesus H. Christ - I'm going to nigger-rig my first AC system soon.
[04:29:55] <SirFinkus> just buy a window unit
[04:30:08] <LandLordScumGone> Yeah, soon.
[04:30:12] <SirFinkus> you won't do better than that
[04:30:32] <LandLordScumGone> I'm poor right now though. I got fired from Boston Dynamics and am pending a countersuit.
[04:30:53] <SirFinkus> I got mine free
[04:31:11] <SirFinkus> my room is so small it only kicks on once an hour or so
[04:31:29] <LandLordScumGone> I countersued on the grounds of discrimination, california anti-white PC and all. Hired a Jewish lawyer. Outcome is promising, but gotta wait.
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[04:36:06] <SirFinkus> man, dark souls is a perfect game
[04:36:31] <SirFinkus> I don't know if I'd change a single thing about it except the wonky camera
[04:37:28] <SirFinkus> maybe a bit more explanation of game mechanics, but that might actually be an asset to the game
[04:38:58] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Ad Blockers Responsible for Rise in Upfront TV Ad Sales, Claims Report - http://sylnt.us - didn't-see-that-coming || Emergency Server Reboots - http://sylnt.us - ups-and-downs
[04:40:14] <LandLordScumGone> Don't know sheeit about gaems.
[04:40:35] <SirFinkus> it's the best game I've played I think
[04:40:37] <takyon> dank souls
[04:40:40] <SirFinkus> they nailed everything
[04:40:58] <SirFinkus> except the damn camera
[04:40:59] <LandLordScumGone> Was a pretty wicked NES and SNES player back in my day, then bought a 3DFX card and loved Deus Ex.
[04:41:09] <SirFinkus> it's kind of like older games
[04:41:18] <SirFinkus> it's all player skill
[04:42:33] <LandLordScumGone> Dark souls
[04:43:22] <SirFinkus> yes
[04:44:26] <LandLordScumGone> Namco has a wicked-cool logo
[04:45:21] <SirFinkus> can't recommend it highly enough, you need a controlelr though
[05:03:43] <Gravis> SirFinkus: pff... if you are trying to play a game on smartphone/tablet/PC then you are doing it wrong.
[05:04:39] <SirFinkus> the best games are on PC
[05:04:48] <SirFinkus> exclusive to PC
[05:05:09] <Gravis> such as
[05:05:18] <SirFinkus> Dwarf Fortress
[05:05:33] <SirFinkus> the Arma series
[05:07:36] <Gravis> srsly? o_O
[05:07:48] <SirFinkus> problem?
[05:08:38] <Gravis> sorry, just didn't expect the "best games" to look like ZZT
[05:09:28] <SirFinkus> I don't place the same importance on visuals
[05:09:38] <SirFinkus> and pc games look better anway
[05:10:51] <Gravis> yeah... with all those character sets. <_<
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[05:13:15] <Gravis> SirFinkus: PC has the technological edge but consoles have the advantage of a standardized platform
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[05:14:16] <Gravis> though currently, sony and MS are looking to fuck that up
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[05:27:53] <chromas> Consoles used to have the no-install advantage
[06:10:08] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Mystery Surrounds Sources of Many Bill Clinton Speaking Fees - http://sylnt.us - wild-bill
[06:37:53] <Subsentient> Fuck me, this Samsung phone as a boot check to ensure I use an SELinux-enabled kernel.... Joke's on them, I'm putting selinux=0 in the kernel commandline...
[06:38:48] <Subsentient> If they check for that... well then I'm just fucked.
[06:39:28] <chromas> You don't want to compile with SEL?
[06:40:04] <chromas> Doesn't Fedora have that enabled by default?
[07:41:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - ZTE's $99 Zmax Pro Smartphone Packs in Top-Line Features - http://sylnt.us - nokia-6310
[07:50:39] <Subsentient> chromas, SELinux was written by the NSA, which is one reason not to trust it. I also don't like how SELinux just gets in the way with Android and tries to keep you from doing what you want.
[07:51:00] <Subsentient> It's a shackle in the Android world, designed to prevent the user from controlling their own phone.
[07:51:13] <Subsentient> And, I always disable SELinux in Fedora.
[07:51:39] <chromas> Don't use Tor or RSA
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[09:31:51] <Bytram> heads up! FOUR of our servers: lithium, neon, beryllium, and boron are scheduled for system reboots in just under 30 minutes
[09:48:21] <Gravis> Bytram: the names tell us nothing
[09:48:29] <Gravis> Bytram: their functions might say something
[09:48:34] <Bytram> https://soylentnews.org
[09:48:34] <L-3> ^✓ 03SN article: Emergency Server Reboots 04(0 comments)
[09:48:55] <Bytram> I don't have that information... if I had more info, I'd share it
[09:52:37] <Bytram> I'm not sure if this is still the arrangement, but this story about a prior reboot we had to do might be helpful: https://soylentnews.org
[09:52:38] <L-3> ^ 03SN article: Server Reboots Again for Xen Updates 04(16 comments)
[09:55:28] <Bytram> servers going down in about 5 minutes
[09:58:58] <Bytram> anticipate it will take approximately 30-45 minutes for reboots to complete; then allow time for services to get restarted
[10:01:06] <Bytram> .topic Server reboots IN PROGRESS (started at 2016-07-22 @ 10:00:00 UTC); please bear with us during this time; SN Main Channel - be respectful of others | https://SoylentNews.org | Useful links: http://sylnt.us | This channel IS logged and publicly displayed
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[10:20:01] <Bytram> looks like beryllium is back up
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[10:20:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake Bytram
[10:20:41] * MrPlow smakes Bytram upside the head with a facepalm
[10:20:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> cofeceo+F+Fe
[10:20:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> e++
[10:20:49] <Bytram> ~blame
[10:20:49] <Bender> karma - e: 3
[10:20:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:20:50] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2746
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[10:20:59] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: pm
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[10:21:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> sure, go head
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[10:24:43] * TheMightyBuzzard waves at da boss
[10:25:17] <Bytram> coffee++
[10:25:17] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2747
[10:25:22] <Bytram> !uid
[10:25:22] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6293, owned by SnowPickles
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[10:25:57] * Bytram waves a friendly greeting, as well
[10:27:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> okey doke, load balancer is sending to both hydrogen and fluorine again
[10:27:30] <Bytram> nice
[10:27:42] <Bytram> reboot is still in progress... seems that the site stayed up
[10:27:53] <Bytram> redundancy++
[10:27:53] <Bender> karma - redundancy: 3
[10:31:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, we coulda stayed up last time if we'd had notice
[10:34:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> #youtube the lumberjack song
[10:34:14] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[10:34:31] <Bytram> ~exec join #exec
[10:34:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> #join #editorial
[10:35:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> #join #test
[10:35:44] <Bytram> ~join #exec
[10:35:51] <Bytram> ~list
[10:36:09] <Bytram> ahhh, there is no exec atm
[10:36:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar, 404
[10:36:22] <Bytram> musta been exec-uted
[10:36:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> bah-dum-ting
[10:43:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather
[10:43:05] <MrPlow> Today: Mostly sunny. A stray afternoon thunderstorm is possible. High 96F. Winds WNW at 5 to 10 mph. Tomorrow: Variable clouds with scattered thunderstorms. High around 95F. Winds SW at 5 to 10 mph. Chance of rain 50%.
[10:43:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> ugh
[10:43:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> and i gotta mow today
[10:44:26] <Bytram> wow! that's hot!
[10:44:36] <Bytram> what is your current temp?
[10:46:38] <Bytram> btw, boron and neon are still in progress; beryllium is completed
[10:46:51] <Bytram> according to linode, that is
[10:46:58] <Bytram> ~weather boston
[10:47:12] <Bytram> oh, right. no exec
[10:47:18] <Bytram> #weather boston
[10:47:18] <MrPlow> Unable to find weather for that location
[10:47:23] <Bytram> #weather boston, ma
[10:47:23] <MrPlow> Today: Sunshine and clouds mixed. A stray severe thunderstorm is possible. High near 95F. Winds SW at 15 to 25 mph. Tomorrow: Except for a few afternoon clouds, mainly sunny. A stray afternoon thunderstorm is possible. High 93F. Winds WNW at 10 to 20 mph.
[10:47:29] <Bytram> #weather portland, me
[10:47:29] <MrPlow> Today: A mix of clouds and sun. A stray severe thunderstorm is possible. High around 90F. Winds SW at 10 to 20 mph. Tomorrow: Sunny skies during the morning hours. Scattered showers and thunderstorms developing in the afternoon. High 87F. Winds WNW at 10 to 15 mph. Chance of rain 50%.
[10:47:35] <Bytram> #weather presque isle, me
[10:47:35] <MrPlow> Today: Variable clouds with scattered thunderstorms. A few storms may be severe. High 81F. Winds SW at 10 to 20 mph. Chance of rain 60%. Tomorrow: Mixed clouds and sun with scattered thunderstorms. High 76F. Winds WNW at 5 to 10 mph. Chance of rain 60%.
[10:47:39] * TheMightyBuzzard yawns
[10:47:39] * MrPlow flips a Skittle into TheMightyBuzzard's gaping mouth
[10:48:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> boron's up enough to ssh into
[10:48:22] <Bytram> linode just reported thatboron is up
[10:48:40] <Bytram> leaves neon that is still 'in progress'
[10:48:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> has been for 15m or so too. otherwise i couldn't have gotten into sodium
[10:49:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'like 75F right now. sun's not even up yet.
[10:49:23] <Bytram> urgh
[10:50:33] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Elon Musk Releases Master Plan, Part Deux - http://sylnt.us - let-me-buy-solar-city-from-myself
[10:50:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> think ima start running some carb cleaner through the mower with every other tank of gas
[10:51:14] <Bytram> why so?
[10:51:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> just had the thing serviced a few months ago and it's still not running as well as i'd like.
[10:52:22] <Bytram> might want to check the spark plug for fowling and gap
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[10:53:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> could. or i could just get a new one.
[10:54:08] <Bytram> do you have a push or rider?
[10:54:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> push. and a double lot.
[10:54:38] <Bytram> neon is still 'in progress'
[10:54:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> neon shouldn't be rebooting at all unless you got your dates wrong in the story =P
[10:55:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> nm, that was hydrogen tomorrow
[10:55:31] <Bytram> you might want to take another look?
[10:55:35] <Bytram> nod nod
[10:56:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> blerg, you wanna take care of that tomorrow? I'll be on the road.
[10:56:54] <Bytram> lessee 3AM utc == 11PM EDT?
[10:57:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, in that case i'll be asleep
[10:57:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> and then on the road
[10:57:15] * Bytram too
[10:57:39] <Bytram> except the road part
[10:57:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> screw it, fluorine can handle the whole load until sunday.
[10:58:13] <Bytram> shouldn't the node restart things automatically, anyway?
[10:58:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> load balancer isn't automagic. it's perfectly happy to send stuff to a downed host.
[10:59:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> but mysql won't come back up on hydrogen on reboot which will keep apache from starting.
[11:00:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> woah, we're low on stories
[11:00:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> and i'm low on nicotine
[11:00:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[11:00:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[11:00:51] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 92
[11:02:06] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: load balancer sending stuff to a downed host? I'd think someone woulda figured that wasn't so smart and set up a toggle or something to query to make sure they only send stuff to hosts that are up
[11:02:49] <Bytram> strange... neon is *still* showing 'in progress' on linode
[11:05:17] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: don't understand about stories... looks like we are good for the next 6 hours on the story queue, and there's about 26 subs awaiting, 6 of them from today
[11:05:25] <Bytram> break sounds like a good idea
[11:05:25] <Bytram> biab
[11:05:26] <Bytram> afk
[11:09:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> six hours is only three stories though
[11:11:11] <Bytram> and then allow another 90 or so minutes before next story is due
[11:11:35] * Bytram debates: go back to bed, or go to the beach -- TStorms predicted this pm
[11:11:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> anyway, sodium is set to just fluorine again until i get up and around sunday.
[11:11:52] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard++
[11:11:52] <Bender> karma - themightybuzzard: 248
[11:12:17] <boru> Beach for thunderstorms sounds very amicable.
[11:13:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, the question you gotta ask yourself is will you see more interesting female flesh in bed or at the beach
[11:13:37] <Bytram> good question
[11:13:44] <Bytram> certainly won't see much here
[11:14:05] * Bytram ponders IRC in VR... and shudders
[11:14:47] * TheMightyBuzzard preemptively creates a large schlong as an avatar
[11:16:11] <Bytram> well, linode shows neon as running and with maintenace still in progress... I dunno
[11:16:35] <Bytram> I ssh'd over and a quick glance shows there is stuff running
[11:16:43] * Bytram is not gonna worry about it at this point.
[11:16:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, neon is up for all our purposes
[11:17:36] <Bytram> there's a couple messages on the linode dashboard about lassie(?) having trouble with reboot.
[11:17:56] <Bytram> well, not trouble, per se
[11:17:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> lassie ain't ours. no idea.
[11:18:10] <Bytram> if tshows "failed" and reason is "linode alrady running"
[11:18:46] <Bytram> under 'Host Job Queue', Lassie initiated boot: Grub boot, 'Failed', ' Linode already running '
[11:19:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> hell, we shoulda done package updates before the reboots
[11:19:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> not our prollem. we don't have a lassie
[11:19:37] <Bytram> k, works for me.
[11:28:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> m'kay, now for the million dollar question... do i wanna watch tv or do i wanna play vidya?
[11:28:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> vidya i think
[11:29:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> back momentarily
[11:32:44] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[11:32:46] <cmn32480> coffee++
[11:32:46] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2748
[11:32:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> thar we go, all winders bootified
[11:32:58] <cmn32480> ~gday bytram
[11:33:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin, cmn32480
[11:33:06] <cmn32480> you two knuckleheads been up all night?
[11:33:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh hells no.
[11:33:22] <Bytram> nah, only since about 5:10am
[11:34:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> once i verified the site was working after the reboots round 11, i went the hell back to bed and let whatever broke on the next round of reboots break since the site would keep working
[11:34:05] * cmn32480 goes to kick exec in the shorts
[11:34:57] <cmn32480> welcome back exec
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[11:35:20] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[11:35:22] * exec slowly twerks a plate of beer for TheMightyBuzzard
[11:35:23] <cmn32480> ~gday bytram
[11:35:25] * exec mistakenly cracks open a powerpoint presentation of sleep for bytram
[11:35:29] <Bytram> ~gday cmn32480
[11:35:30] * exec metrosexually pours an exabyte of embiggening for cmn32480
[11:36:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[11:36:14] * exec brazenly tosses a speck of hip hop to cmn32480
[11:36:19] * TheMightyBuzzard wins
[11:39:12] <cmn32480> either you or Bytram won... certainly wasn't me
[11:48:23] <cmn32480> ~join #crutchy
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[11:56:07] * Bytram is exhausted
[11:57:12] <Bytram> eyes are not staying open; going back to bed.
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[13:02:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[13:03:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[13:03:01] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 93
[13:27:49] <paulej72> Linode is handing out free ram upgrades. We just need to migrate the servers to KVM from Xen and we get douple our memory.
[13:28:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> helium and neon are gonna LURVE that
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[13:52:53] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - EFF Lawsuit Takes on DMCA Section 1201 - http://sylnt.us - currently-we-have-no-digital-rights
[14:22:44] <Runaway1956> I feel so much safer now - there has been so much violence already this summer. Dallas and Baton Rouge, most notably, are both pretty close.
[14:22:57] <Runaway1956> Shreveport has solved everything though.
[14:23:09] <Runaway1956> http://www.ksla.com
[14:24:09] <Runaway1956> Speaking of violence, I think I'm going to go kill some Taidan.
[15:24:03] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Amazon and Wells Fargo Join Forces to Offer Prime Subscribers Student Loan Discount - http://sylnt.us - any-discounts-on-textbooks?
[16:05:21] <Runaway1956> Mmmmmmm - this is the day somene is supposed to remind me to subscribe - but it appears the subscription page has been mucked up.
[16:06:21] <Runaway1956> Wait a second - uBlock?
[16:07:20] <cmn32480> you set to receive emails Runaway1956?
[16:08:23] <Runaway1956> Ohkay - I think it worked
[16:08:42] <cmn32480> the subscription or the email telling you you are no longer a subscribed memeber?
[16:08:45] <Runaway1956> Emails? I think so,
[16:09:02] <cmn32480> you are 'sposed to get an email when your sub is running low
[16:09:13] <cmn32480> and again when it has expired
[16:09:19] <Runaway1956> I know I was getting close, but I don't know how close
[16:09:36] <Runaway1956> I believe it was set to expire on the 27 of this month
[16:09:53] <cmn32480> mine is 29th of next month... as it expired last year adn I didn't realize it
[16:10:46] <Runaway1956> For some reason, it seems that uBlock was blocking the script to Paypal
[16:11:14] <Runaway1956> but, I THINK the payment went through - still don't see a confirmation from Paypoal in my inbox
[16:13:31] <Runaway1956> Musta went throug - "Your subscription ends 2017-07-22 UTC. "
[16:15:01] <Runaway1956> Paypal reciept just landed in my inbox
[16:16:09] <cmn32480> but you got no email saying ti was going to expire
[16:16:19] <cmn32480> that woudl be a TheMightyBuzzard issue
[16:18:34] <Runaway1956> I don't remember for sure now - I don't think I did, but we discussed subscriptions recently, and i checked, I knew it expired in July
[16:19:33] <cmn32480> I shoudl be getting the email in about 7 days
[16:19:36] <Runaway1956> Ahhhh-HA!! Yes, i got an email ten hours ago, telling me that my sub expired
[16:20:22] <Runaway1956> And, on July 8, another email syas the sub is running low
[16:20:53] <Runaway1956> So, it apears to work correctly, I was just putting it off because I spent all my spending money
[16:21:35] <Runaway1956> Now, CMN - remind me about July 20 2017 about this conversation, arrright?
[16:22:34] <Runaway1956> The wife got out of bed, kicked me off of her Windows computer,
[16:22:42] <Runaway1956> I was having fun killing stuff
[16:23:01] <Runaway1956> I guess there's nothing to do now, but submit stories that will piss off the liberals
[16:23:43] * cmn32480 edits his calendar
[16:24:22] <Runaway1956> If calenders had the Julian dates attached, I would remember much better
[16:25:59] <Runaway1956> Today is 6204, BTW, in short form
[16:26:18] <Runaway1956> or, military form, I guess it might be called
[16:32:05] <Runaway1956> Mmmmm - Monica Lewinsky still trying to cash in on that famous blowjob . . . .
[16:36:06] <cmn32480> Yeah... hillary could probably use another one...
[16:44:12] <Runaway1956> I bless the rains down in Africa - but China isn't blessing the rain right now
[16:54:39] <Leebert> I actually cracked and turned on the air conditioning. :(
[16:55:11] <cmn32480> I see that you did crack...
[16:55:19] <cmn32480> my ass was the first part of me to do it too
[16:55:21] <Runaway1956> Location, Leebert ?? I'm near Texarkana, and they have heat advisories out
[16:55:30] <cmn32480> he's up near me Runaway1956
[16:55:42] <Leebert> yep. Westminster, mD.
[16:55:50] <Runaway1956> near you, with your cracked ass?
[16:55:54] <Leebert> <-- trivially easy to doxx
[16:56:19] <Runaway1956> Oh, we're all trivial around here
[16:56:29] <Runaway1956> Speaking of Gravis . . .
[16:56:42] <Leebert> I was in Texas about 2 weeks ago.
[16:56:52] <Leebert> I like Texas.
[16:57:00] <Runaway1956> It's still not dry, but it's going to be that way soon
[16:57:29] <Leebert> Oh, y'all will appreciate the nerdiness of this...
[16:57:30] * Runaway1956 tries hard not to look at the temperature all summer long
[16:57:40] * Runaway1956 feels sick when the temp reaches 100
[16:58:07] <Leebert> I was at Kennedy Space Center for a meeting last week, and I did the nerdy run I've wanted to do for a few months...
[16:58:26] <Runaway1956> . . . . .
[16:58:46] <cmn32480> the crawler path??
[16:58:48] <Leebert> When I was there a few months ago, I had a sudden realization that the distance along the crawlway from the VAB to pad 39A was just about a 5k
[16:59:01] <cmn32480> you DRB
[16:59:07] <Leebert> So I started at the fence for the VAB, ran out to 39A and back.
[16:59:12] <Runaway1956> Ahhhhh, got it
[16:59:15] <Leebert> "DRB"?
[16:59:26] <Leebert> Well, to be honest, I ran out, and kinda walk-ran back.
[16:59:28] <Runaway1956> dreary republican bay
[16:59:35] <cmn32480> dirty rat bastard
[16:59:50] <Runaway1956> dismal rabid bitch
[16:59:51] <Leebert> It was hot as crap, I haven't run for a few months, and running in that river rock is a bit of a PITA.
[17:00:39] <Leebert> Anyway, thought you guys would appreciate the nerdiness of it.
[17:01:03] <Runaway1956> Did TSA chase you down?
[17:01:34] <Runaway1956> They would have suspected you were about to board a rocket, to take off to Mars, and perform dirty terrorist deeds
[17:01:34] <Leebert> Actually, I ran with one of my co-workers (who is a real runner), and KSC security stopped him.
[17:01:54] <Leebert> But he's of middle eastern descent.
[17:02:04] <Runaway1956> Kentucky Spoiled Chicken?
[17:02:06] <cmn32480> that is awesome
[17:02:39] <Leebert> It was actually kinda funny. That big dummy literally took a wrong turn on the crawlway and was running up toward 39B.
[17:03:01] * Runaway1956 drove by Canaveral on a Kawasaki a couple times
[17:03:05] <Leebert> I was like "how the hell can you take a wrong turn on a straight path?!"
[17:03:43] <Leebert> Runaway1956: Nice. I want to load my bike on the Auto Train in the fall/winter and ride around FL a bit.
[17:04:19] <Runaway1956> Most fun you can have in Florida on a bike, is to run Gator Alley when it is flooded
[17:04:41] <Runaway1956> Snakes, gators, panthers, etc ad nauseum up on the roadway, tryign to escape the water
[17:05:17] <Runaway1956> The wife was screaming in my ear, "IS THAT AN ALLIGATOR?!?!?"
[17:05:30] <Runaway1956> I says, "No, I think a big truck blew a tire."
[17:05:43] <Runaway1956> Then, the gator started swimming toward us
[17:05:50] <Leebert> Heh. I actually think I hit an armadillo on I-95 outside of Titusville.
[17:06:00] <Leebert> Scared the bejeezus out of me.
[17:07:02] * Runaway1956 looks forard to retiring, and buying a new bike, so that he can hit the road
[17:07:16] <Leebert> I remember seeing a friend's rental car covered with a mind-boggling number of smooshed bugs when she came back from a drive through the Everglades. I can't imagine how awful that would be on a bike.
[17:07:32] <Leebert> Runaway1956: What do you ride now?
[17:07:38] <cmn32480> like getting hit with BB's
[17:07:49] <Runaway1956> Windshields and full face helmets FTW
[17:08:02] * Runaway1956 loves his Vetter fairings
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[17:08:24] <cmn32480> ~gday mrcoolbp_
[17:08:26] * exec cohesively pesters a 55 gallon drum of mana with mrcoolbp_
[17:08:42] <Runaway1956> Added advantage of a Vetter: you have a place to put your stereo
[17:08:48] <mrcoolbp_> bouncer is down = (
[17:08:57] <cmn32480> nope
[17:09:11] <cmn32480> wait.. what box does that run on?
[17:09:27] <cmn32480> after last night anythgin is possible
[17:09:52] <Leebert> Full face helmets? Hell, half the riders in Florida don't even wear helmets.
[17:10:22] <Runaway1956> Yeah, I know - but when those bugs start splattering across your face, you really want one along
[17:10:27] <AndyTheAbsurd> Half the people in Florida are idiots.
[17:10:30] <mrcoolbp_> cmn32480: might be boron
[17:10:32] <Leebert> Also, I admit that I have no idea what a Vetter is, but the interwebs are teaching me.
[17:10:40] <Leebert> Looks pretty spiffy.
[17:10:53] <cmn32480> audioguy was firewalling magnesium
[17:10:58] <cmn32480> but it wasn't that one
[17:11:04] <Runaway1956> Vetter was the final word in fairings - then they sold out to Bell, and Bell went belly up
[17:11:07] <cmn32480> I'm hooked to the bouncer... so I was wondering
[17:11:11] <Leebert> When I was living in Florida for school, I was an idiot. It's just something in the water, I think.
[17:11:54] <AndyTheAbsurd> cmn32480: sounds less fun than bouncing on a hooker. (I bet your wife be annoyed if you did that, though.)
[17:11:55] <cmn32480> mrcoolbp_: might ahve somethign to do with the unscheduled reboots last night
[17:11:59] * Runaway1956 thinks it is bed time
[17:12:07] <cmn32480> ~gnight Runaway1956
[17:12:07] <Runaway1956> Later everyone
[17:12:09] * exec diarrhetically violates a barrel of hate with Runaway1956
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[17:12:26] <Runaway1956> LOL - I win?
[17:12:46] <cmn32480> unknonw... you have to ~gnight me back and wefigure it out
[17:12:53] <Runaway1956> ~gnight cmn32480
[17:12:55] * exec carefully formulates a coffee++ mug of MP for cmn32480
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[17:13:29] <Runaway1956> mug of MP? Moose Piss? Exec is Canadian?
[17:13:31] <cmn32480> I GOT A SMALL BUIT OF A MEMBER OF PARLIAMENT
[17:13:38] <cmn32480> stupid caps lock
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[17:13:50] <cmn32480> meh
[17:13:52] <cmn32480> draw
[17:13:57] <cmn32480> get some rest
[17:14:16] <Runaway1956> I'll try - you all have fun with the bolluxed servers
[17:14:22] <cmn32480> heh
[17:14:24] <cmn32480> not me
[17:14:28] <cmn32480> jsut a lowly editor here
[17:25:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Chinese Scientists Set to Pioneer First CRISPR Trial in Humans - http://sylnt.us - CRISPR-sounds-like-a-new-snack-food
[18:17:53] Bytram|away is now known as Bytram
[18:24:46] <Bytram> whereto? http://go.theregister.com
[18:24:47] <L-3> ^ 03Diablo conjures up hell of a DIMM: 128GB NAND pretend-RAM summoned • The Register ( http://www.theregister.co.uk )
[18:26:16] <cmn32480> excellent... pretend RAM... I'll p[retend to buy it!@
[18:26:54] * SirFinkus pirates his ram
[18:26:55] <SirFinkus> http://downloadmoreram.com
[18:26:56] <L-3> ^ 03DownloadMoreRAM.com - CloudRAM 2.0
[18:27:03] <Bytram> it's for running pretend applications, of course.
[18:27:11] <Bytram> like pokemon servers, maybe?
[18:27:48] <Bytram> ~ping soylentnews.org
[18:28:04] <Bytram> was worth a try =)
[18:29:06] <SirFinkus> ~ping deez nuts
[18:32:23] <mechanicjay> Happy Friday, bitches!
[18:34:11] <cmn32480> Happy Friday mechanicjay
[18:34:18] <cmn32480> ~gday mechanicjay
[18:34:21] * exec mistakenly gives birth to The Cloud of superballs for mechanicjay
[18:34:38] <mechanicjay> Thanks, I love superballs!
[18:34:43] <mechanicjay> no grab
[18:34:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, last day before i gotta hop in the car and drive for ten hours
[18:38:55] * cmn32480 hands TheMightyBuzzard a puke bucket
[18:40:02] <Leebert> TheMightyBuzzard: Meh, that's what I call a "round-trip commute to work on a typical Tuesday". :)
[18:40:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> hows bout a couple corks for preteen fart delivery systems aka the roomie's kids?
[18:40:54] <Leebert> ha! you just need to teach them to ignite the farts.
[18:41:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> and let them have fire? are you mad?!
[18:41:36] <cmn32480> or let them blow it into the foam of the seats... that way, when somebody else sits down.. they get the full effect
[18:42:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, i taught em that already
[18:43:19] <Bytram> ewwwwww!
[18:44:28] <cmn32480> TheMightyBuzzard++ for teaching kids life skillz
[18:44:28] <Bender> karma - themightybuzzard: 249
[18:45:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> also warned them of the perils of butt rocket
[18:45:01] <Leebert> Whether you give them fire or not, they'll get hold of fire. It's like porn.
[18:45:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> #youtube butt rocket
[18:45:07] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[18:45:34] <Leebert> Holy cow remembering a few of those moments as a kid where I learned what could go very wrong with fire...
[18:45:37] <cmn32480> OH MYU GOD
[18:45:43] <cmn32480> are people really that dumb>>????
[18:46:50] <Leebert> are they dumb, or drunk?
[18:47:01] <Leebert> (logical OR)
[18:47:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> same thing really
[18:47:51] <Leebert> I'm afraid of what watching that video is going to do to future video suggestions from Youtube
[18:49:15] <cmn32480> the next video is a copmilations....
[18:50:40] <cmn32480> my god people are stupid
[18:50:49] <cmn32480> butt I will admit, that was hilarious
[18:50:53] <SirFinkus> you know the old gag where they bring out a black light in a hotel room?
[18:51:14] <SirFinkus> I wonder if they've ever noticed any stains on people's pants
[18:51:18] <SirFinkus> that'd be hilarious
[18:51:38] <Bytram> http://www.pcworld.com
[18:51:38] <L-3> ^ 03Here's how secret voice commands in YouTube videos could hijack your smartphone | PCWorld
[18:56:46] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Historic NLRB Ruling: Temps Win the Right To Join Unions - http://sylnt.us - no-longer-second-class-citizens
[19:27:00] <cmn32480> cripe I'm useless at this point
[19:27:13] <cmn32480> all I wanna do is leave and go to the O's game
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[20:55:35] <cmn32480> ~gnight #soylent
[20:55:37] * exec unnecessarily pisses a safespace of jiggling juggs on #soylent
[20:57:29] <Bytram> ~gnight cmn32480
[20:57:31] * exec metrosexually pits a slice of bean curd against cmn32480
[20:57:43] <cmn32480> ~gday-add >beverage pleasant hooters
[20:57:53] <cmn32480> ~gdayadd >beverage pleasant hooters
[20:58:07] <cmn32480> ~gday add >beverage pleasant hooters
[20:58:09] * exec cohesively sodomizes a powerpoint presentation of dollars with add
[20:58:16] <cmn32480> #smake exec
[20:58:16] * MrPlow smakes exec upside the head with a clue-by-four
[20:58:19] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - iOS Bug Allows Full Access - http://sylnt.us - whoops!
[20:58:46] <chromas> ~g'day >beverage pleasant hooters
[20:58:47] <exec> added to beverages
[21:00:49] <Bytram> .topic Server upgrades continue through the weekend; IRC and email may be affected; SN Main Channel - be respectful of others | https://SoylentNews.org | Useful links: http://sylnt.us | This channel IS logged and publicly displayed
[21:00:49] Imogen changed topic of #Soylent to: Server upgrades continue through the weekend; IRC and email may be affected; SN Main Channel - be respectful of others | https://SoylentNews.org | Useful links: http://sylnt.us | This channel IS logged and publicly displayed
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[21:01:30] <chromas> ~disrespect others
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[22:29:29] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Pew! Pew! Pew! Skynet on Mars - http://sylnt.us - frickin'-rovers-with-frickin'-laser-beams
[22:47:13] <paulej72> OK just updated the dns to point the backup load balancer.
[22:47:37] <paulej72> 5 minutes and we should see traffic on it
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[23:09:47] <paulej72> audioguy we need 2626 and 2727 open on magnesium
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