#Soylent | Logs for 2016-06-25
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[00:00:59] <Deucalion> all good then
[00:01:14] * Deucalion heads to bed.... have to work in a few hours
[00:02:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> phenom2 x6 1090t
[00:03:02] <Jewcy> AMD++
[00:03:02] <Bender> karma - amd: 1
[00:03:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> no hardware rootkit++
[00:03:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> just old enough that they didn't put one in it
[00:04:39] <Jewcy> All those types with old hardware will be vindicated
[00:05:14] * Jewcy 's first system build was with an AMD chip
[00:05:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit https://www.helpnetsecurity.com
[00:05:42] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[00:06:08] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[00:06:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> mine was with an intel chip. 386slc i think it was.
[00:06:57] <Jewcy> Jesus, Buzzard. That's fucking depressing. The submission, not the chip
[00:07:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> yarp
[00:07:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> good luck to em hacking mine.
[00:07:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> hell good luck to em if they get physical access
[00:10:22] <crutchy> ~arthur 20a67d
[00:10:24] <Jewcy> The headlines will say "brave and valiant FBI busts evil racist sexist and siezes troves of memes and image macros" while terrorists with histories of obvious warning signs are gunning down nightclubs
[00:10:45] * SirFinkus is now a roadie
[00:10:47] <Jewcy> The FBI busts everybody except those they actually need to be busting.
[00:11:01] <SirFinkus> I bust nuts on ur mum
[00:11:03] <exec> attempting to submit story: "Australia's Defence Department tips AU$12M to seat spies with students"
[00:11:34] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[00:11:59] <Jewcy> Ruh-Roh....full Stazi in effect!
[00:12:11] <crutchy> ~arthur 71823e
[00:12:13] <exec> it has been only 39 seconds since the last submission - please wait
[00:12:16] <Jewcy> Goddammit, Anglosphere, we're supposed to hate THEM, not us!
[00:12:17] <crutchy> :<
[00:12:40] <Jewcy> crutchy, that's your abomination, no?
[00:12:44] <crutchy> ~arthur 71823e
[00:12:59] <crutchy> nah its janrinok's mostly
[00:13:23] <exec> attempting to submit story: "Bletchley Park in 360: See inside Britain's Enigma-breaking HQ"
[00:13:28] <crutchy> my bit just does the submitting
[00:13:54] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[00:14:14] <SirFinkus> Tremors is another perfect movie
[00:14:20] <SirFinkus> I can't wait for the feminist reboot
[00:15:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm waiting for the full metal jacket reboot with chicks and gay guys
[00:15:33] <Jewcy> hahahah Buzzard
[00:15:36] <crutchy> ~arthur 90365c
[00:15:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> can't wait to see the butch lesbian they get to play animal mother
[00:15:54] <SirFinkus> god, I can just imagine a tremors reboot
[00:16:01] <SirFinkus> giant fucking cgi worm
[00:16:06] <SirFinkus> which would ruin the movie
[00:16:08] <Jewcy> "you're the kind of person who'd fuck a man in the ass and not even have the goddamn courtesy to give him a reacharound. Now fuck me in the ass and give me a reacharound!"
[00:16:18] <exec> attempting to submit story: "Controversial $4 smartphone to start shipping next week"
[00:16:24] <Jewcy> "One one-thousand, two-one-thousand..."
[00:16:39] <SirFinkus> and then he files a complaint and the mean DI gets fired and shamed on twitter
[00:16:49] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[00:17:15] <SirFinkus> private pyle is the hero of the movie
[00:17:35] <Jewcy> Is the an hero of the movie
[00:17:43] <SirFinkus> so brave
[00:18:53] <SirFinkus> "only steers and queers come from texas, and I don't see any horns on you
[00:19:04] <crutchy> ~arthur 647b8a
[00:19:05] <SirFinkus> *singsong voice* GUILLttttttYYY
[00:19:41] <exec> attempting to submit story: "Google's five rules for AI safety"
[00:20:12] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[00:23:46] <SirFinkus> Aliens: another perfect movie
[00:23:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> well the temp is holding at about 46C. let's see if the encode can finish without segfaulting. gonna go read a book while it runs.
[00:24:02] <crutchy> ripley++
[00:24:02] <Bender> karma - ripley: 2
[00:24:28] <SirFinkus> they have to make ripley a transwoman
[00:24:44] <crutchy> the marines were pretty cool too
[00:24:45] <SirFinkus> preferably black and overweight
[00:24:51] <SirFinkus> one of the best parts
[00:25:29] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[00:25:29] <Timmeh> ^ 03Sgt Apone Loves The Corps - YouTube
[00:25:37] <Jewcy> The submission about 5 rules for AI safety was pretty good
[00:25:40] <Jewcy> Avoiding Reward Hacking: How can we avoid gaming of the reward function? For example, we don’t want this cleaning robot simply covering over messes with materials it can’t see through.
[00:25:53] <SirFinkus> see, if they did a tremors reboot, they'd probably ruin it by showing the worm too much
[00:25:53] <Jewcy> Solution - Ban Ethanol-fueled
[00:26:24] <Jewcy> SirFink, and the worm would be like 100 stories tall, and there would be lots of noise and Baysplosions
[00:26:49] <SirFinkus> and it'd take place in new york city or something
[00:27:02] <SirFinkus> and it'd be digging under skyscrapers, knocking them over
[00:27:52] <SirFinkus> lol there's a tremors 5
[00:27:55] <Jewcy> and it would make dinosaur noises
[00:27:55] <SirFinkus> released in 2015
[00:28:10] <Jewcy> Safe Exploration: How do we ensure that an AI system doesn’t make exploratory moves with very negative repercussions? For example, maybe a cleaning robot should experiment with mopping strategies, but clearly it shouldn’t try putting a wet mop in an electrical outlet.
[00:28:44] <Jewcy> Solution - Ask George Lucas, or George W. Bush and Barack Obama
[00:28:57] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[00:28:58] <Timmeh> ^ 03Tremors 5: Bloodlines - Trailer - YouTube
[00:28:59] <SirFinkus> looks bad
[00:34:43] <SirFinkus> aww man, niggard.ly is taken, there goes my billion dollar startup
[00:35:02] <Jewcy> hahaha
[00:35:56] <SirFinkus> it's weird though, whois just says "not found"
[00:36:06] <SirFinkus> maybe the .ly folks blacklisted it
[00:37:36] <Jewcy> Damn, that's a bummer.
[00:37:59] <Jewcy> Word on the street is that domain name-based business models are all the rage
[00:38:57] <SirFinkus> <verb>.ly is the new hotness
[00:39:05] <SirFinkus> that and anything .io
[00:39:38] <SirFinkus> or <adjective>.ly
[00:40:06] <Jewcy> goatse.cz was the pioneer in that field.
[00:40:20] <Jewcy> goatse.cx
[00:40:39] <SirFinkus> they're selling email accounts now
[00:41:09] <Jewcy> Lavabit or bust
[00:41:37] <Jewcy> erectuswalksamongst.us gets an honorable mention
[00:41:43] <SirFinkus> well, isn't that what happened to them?
[00:41:47] <SirFinkus> cock.li is good too
[00:42:02] <SirFinkus> https://cock.li
[00:42:02] <Timmeh> ^✓ 03Home — Cock.li E-mail Hosting
[00:42:42] <SirFinkus> I use my @dicksinmyan.us on all my resumes
[00:43:25] <SirFinkus> horsefucker.org is another good one, surprised he got that domain
[00:43:30] <SirFinkus> gotta be in high demand
[00:43:36] <crutchy> ~weather
[00:43:38] <exec> 12Traralgon VIC - currently 8°C, mostly cloudy, wind W at 18 km/h, humidity 79% - Saturday partly cloudy (3°C:12°C), Sunday mostly sunny (3°C:14°C), Monday partly cloudy (5°C:13°C), Tuesday mostly sunny (6°C:16°C)
[00:44:08] <Bytram> !uid
[00:44:08] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6273, owned by tcj_phx
[00:44:14] <Bytram> ~weather boston
[00:44:16] <exec> 10Boston, MA, USA - currently 69°F, partly cloudy, wind S at 8 mph, humidity 53% - Friday partly cloudy (60°F:71°F), Saturday sunny (60°F:75°F), Sunday mostly sunny (60°F:79°F), Monday mostly sunny (65°F:84°F)
[00:44:20] <Bytram> ~weather portland, me
[00:44:22] <exec> 10Portland, ME, USA - currently 64°F, clear, wind S at 7 mph, humidity 53% - Friday clear with periodic clouds (53°F:74°F), Saturday sunny (53°F:74°F), Sunday mostly sunny (55°F:75°F), Monday mostly sunny (60°F:73°F)
[00:44:25] <Bytram> ~weather presque isle
[00:44:27] <exec> 10Presque Isle, ME, USA - currently 66°F, clear, wind SE at 0 mph, humidity 44% - Friday clear (49°F:72°F), Saturday sunny (55°F:85°F), Sunday mostly sunny (57°F:88°F), Monday mostly sunny (59°F:84°F)
[00:44:34] <Bytram> ~weather death valley
[00:44:36] <exec> 10Death Valley - currently 112°F, sunny, wind S at 15 mph, humidity 4% - Friday clear (82°F:114°F), Saturday sunny (82°F:115°F), Sunday sunny (85°F:118°F), Monday sunny (87°F:120°F)
[00:44:41] <Bytram> ~weather riyadh
[00:44:44] <exec> 10Riyadh Saudi Arabia - currently 84°F, clear with periodic clouds, wind SE at 0 mph, humidity 11% - Saturday sunny (85°F:112°F), Sunday sunny (82°F:112°F), Monday sunny (84°F:111°F), Tuesday sunny (85°F:112°F)
[00:44:51] <Bytram> ~weather delhi
[00:44:54] <exec> 10Delhi, India - currently 90°F, haze, wind E at 8 mph, humidity 70% - Saturday mostly sunny (85°F:103°F), Sunday isolated thunderstorms (84°F:98°F), Monday partly cloudy (84°F:96°F), Tuesday scattered thunderstorms (82°F:93°F)
[00:45:08] <Bytram> ~weather south pole
[00:45:10] <exec> south pole temp: -81 °F
[00:45:15] <Bytram> brrr!
[00:45:57] <crutchy> ~convert 81 f c
[00:45:58] <exec> 0381°F = 27.222°C
[00:46:04] <crutchy> ~convert -81 f c
[00:46:06] <exec> 03-81°F = -62.778°C
[00:46:09] <crutchy> damn
[00:46:21] <crutchy> that is fkin cold
[00:47:22] <Bytram> i dunno about you, but I think that is too cold even for fkin!
[00:47:24] <Jewcy> Death Valley is being a pussy today
[00:47:26] <Bytram> ;)
[00:47:38] <Jewcy> 112 degrees F is just another Summer Day for El Centro
[00:48:06] <Jewcy> ~weather El Centro, CA
[00:48:08] <exec> 10El Centro, CA, USA - currently 111°F / 44°C, sunny, wind SE at 12 mph, humidity 12% - Friday clear (75°F:109°F / 24°C:43°C), Saturday sunny (76°F:110°F / 24°C:43°C), Sunday sunny (83°F:112°F / 28°C:44°C), Monday mostly sunny (84°F:114°F / 29°C:46°C)
[00:48:16] <Jewcy> HAHAHAH, YISS!
[00:48:21] <Jewcy> SEE? I FUCKING TOLSD YA
[00:48:31] <crutchy> damn 44C is pretty warm
[00:49:06] <crutchy> you guys get summers like we do down here
[00:49:18] * Jewcy sheds tear, wishies he were in El Centro
[00:50:05] <crutchy> shit bags 46C on monday!
[00:50:06] <Jewcy> crutchy, its a wasteland. If you get stuck in the boonies and dont die from dehydration, the snakes, and coyotes will get you.
[00:50:42] <Jewcy> The Imperial Valley is like the Outback lite....and if you make it to town. then you have to worry about tweekers and cartel
[00:52:03] <Jewcy> I can be only proud to call it my birthplace and origin
[00:54:13] <SirFinkus> so when you die and go to hell, you'll be used to the heat at least
[00:54:40] <Jewcy> See ya there, buddy.
[00:55:48] <Jewcy> https://www.youtube.com
[00:55:48] <Timmeh> ^ 03Grim Reaper - See You In Hell - YouTube
[00:58:39] <SirFinkus> yeah, but gonna suck for me
[00:59:11] <SirFinkus> I have pasty skin and anything about around 24C is bad for me
[00:59:30] <Jewcy> Hey, as long as you're not in for treachery, you're golden. Hell doesn't discriminate on skin color, it discriminates by sin.
[01:02:30] <crutchy> lolwtf? http://www.reuters.com
[01:02:31] <Timmeh> ^ 03Trump unveils Scottish golf course | Reuters.com
[01:02:32] <Jewcy> Dante was pretty easy on the Pagans. Not bad for medieval literature.
[01:02:48] <crutchy> protesters are painting swastickers on golf balls...
[01:03:02] <Jewcy> crutchy, MUH HOLOCAUST
[01:03:17] <Runaway1956> POLICY ALERT: While visiting the South Pole, it is recommended that all sexual intercourse take place inside of heated structures.
[01:03:39] <Jewcy> By far the best aspect of Trump's run is that he's bringing all of the Jews out of the woodwork
[01:04:12] <Jewcy> We have this thing called "NPR" here. They're doing the same thing. Trump = Hitler
[01:04:18] <Runaway1956> Is that you EF? Whats with the effeminate name today?
[01:04:25] <SirFinkus> tremors 2 time
[01:04:34] <crutchy> he's getting in touch with his fenimine side
[01:04:37] <SirFinkus> it's in mexico now
[01:04:40] Jewcy is now known as nNIGGERS
[01:04:53] <crutchy> big underground worms in mexico?
[01:05:03] <Runaway1956> Ahhhh . . . . there's our dear, loveable nNIGGERS
[01:06:15] <nNIGGERS> It's a brilliant strategy. Trump is a hyperbolic douche....and, he's exposing the "progressive politically correct" opposition as hyperbolic hysterical douches.
[01:06:26] <nNIGGERS> In throwing away his credibility, he invites others to do the same, and they're doing it -- hook, line, and sinker.
[01:06:40] <SirFinkus> really, that group uses hitler and nazis for everything
[01:06:46] <nNIGGERS> People who claim to be "above" him are stooping to his level.
[01:06:47] <SirFinkus> so it has no power now
[01:07:19] <nNIGGERS> While condescendingly not realizing that their consumers, while stupid, can see their hypocrisy.
[01:07:34] nNIGGERS is now known as The_Jews
[01:07:45] <SirFinkus> I lol'd so hard when that one university used the "safe space" shit against their students
[01:07:54] <SirFinkus> a few weeks ago
[01:07:57] <The_Jews> You wouldn't vote for a NAZI, would you, good Goy?
[01:08:17] <The_Jews> elaborate, please, Fink
[01:08:20] <SirFinkus> no, but you'll have to convince me they're actually a nazi first
[01:08:30] <SirFinkus> I wish I remember the university
[01:08:39] <SirFinkus> the sjws were doing a sit in thing in the admin offices
[01:08:52] <SirFinkus> and they were removed because they made the admins feel unsafe
[01:08:57] <SirFinkus> basically the exact same logic
[01:09:12] <Runaway1956> Yeah, I remember that - think it was in California, but not sure
[01:09:22] <SirFinkus> http://www.theatlantic.com
[01:09:23] <Timmeh> ^ 03Ohio State Turns the Concept of 'Safe Space' Against Student Protesters - The Atlantic
[01:09:24] <SirFinkus> found it
[01:09:39] <Runaway1956> Yeah - that was a good one
[01:09:47] <The_Jews> HAHAHAHA
[01:09:49] <The_Jews> Good.
[01:09:58] <The_Jews> At least Ohio has some balls on 'em.
[01:11:40] <SirFinkus> fuck em both really
[01:12:26] <SirFinkus> the whole "felt threatened" thing is bullshit most of the time
[01:12:47] <SirFinkus> unless people are getting shot or beaten or something
[01:12:52] <The_Jews> No shit.
[01:12:57] <SirFinkus> which is almost never the case
[01:13:18] <The_Jews> I never had any respect for adademics....but why the hell would academics cave to the demands of a bunch of whiny 19 year olds?
[01:14:08] <The_Jews> Nigga, you have a masters or Ph.D and so do all of your coworkers. Why would you let a whiny bunch of kids beat on you?
[01:14:28] <Runaway1956> The_Jews - the academics don't "cave", as you put it - the academics instigate the pimple faced 18 year olds
[01:15:18] <Runaway1956> Faggoty professors spend the entire school year teling the kids how unfair life is, and that the kids should "do something"
[01:16:00] <SirFinkus> honestly, I've dealt with very little of that bullshit
[01:16:05] <The_Jews> I don't belive that is true, Runaway, but that's only based on my own experience.
[01:16:17] <SirFinkus> I got free donuts once at the diversity and equity center though
[01:16:23] <SirFinkus> that's a point in their favor
[01:16:32] <The_Jews> Nice, fink. Did they have cream-filled?
[01:16:39] <SirFinkus> yeah
[01:16:55] <Runaway1956> How 'bout that crazy bitch in Missourri, who called for some "muscle" to get rid of a reporter? What you think SHE has been teaching her students?
[01:17:07] <The_Jews> Runaway, even the most libfag academics I've encountered insist that their students walk away with lessons they can defend on paper.
[01:17:16] <SirFinkus> crazy shit, but I think that worked out in the end because she was fired or something
[01:17:28] <The_Jews> Runaway, things didn't turn out too well for her...or Mizzou's enrollment numbers.
[01:17:51] <Runaway1956> Yeah, she was fired - but I suspect that there are twenty more fucked up bitches waiting in line for her job
[01:18:27] <SirFinkus> I've had a few sjw classes, but I never felt like I was unable to express my opinions
[01:18:54] <SirFinkus> and didn't really have any repercussions, aside from maybe a few points on some papers
[01:18:59] <The_Jews> I am in agreement with SirFink.
[01:19:03] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - What Do Tor, Tails and Caddy Have in Common? Mozilla Funding! - http://sylnt.us - gimme-some-dosh
[01:19:30] <SirFinkus> I suspect my english professor was butthurt that I didn't like "crash" and knocked a few points of my essay for that
[01:20:09] <SirFinkus> but I got a 95% on my final paper, which was pretty fucking conservative
[01:20:14] <The_Jews> I suspect my English 101 professor outsourced some of his grading and expected that he wasn't going to be caught doing it.
[01:20:34] <SirFinkus> I mean my viewpoints, not the grading
[01:22:09] <SirFinkus> have I mentioned how garbage crash is? because it's garbage
[01:22:31] <The_Jews> It's pretty Dick-and-Jane, Fink
[01:22:55] <The_Jews> Looking back its hard to believe how a movie made that recently could be that cheesy.
[01:23:09] <SirFinkus> I think it has widest critical acclaim/actual shittynes gap I've ever seen
[01:23:54] <SirFinkus> I peer reviewed several essays about it, everyone loved it
[01:23:59] <The_Jews> SirFink, the genius of the Jews who wrote the screenplay was that it it was simultaneously tolerant and intolerant.
[01:24:13] <SirFinkus> except me and the girl who kind of blew me off
[01:24:25] <The_Jews> kill her, Fink.
[01:24:35] <SirFinkus> naw, that still might work out
[01:24:38] <The_Jews> HAHAHAHAH
[01:25:10] <SirFinkus> same peers who critiqued my essay and said I was being "too wordy" for using "incentive"
[01:25:15] <SirFinkus> had to ask what it meant
[01:25:22] <SirFinkus> I don't think I got anything out of that class
[01:25:58] <SirFinkus> they use "incentive" in car commercials
[01:26:05] <The_Jews> Do the peers, besides offering opinion, have input into the actual grade you get?
[01:26:11] <SirFinkus> fuck no
[01:26:15] <The_Jews> Good.
[01:26:26] <SirFinkus> the peer review was largely useless
[01:26:33] <SirFinkus> but it's fun to do
[01:27:12] <The_Jews> Probably a trend to "prepare" students to PhD work
[01:27:23] <The_Jews> No, it's not fun. We did peer review on stupid shit like resumes.
[01:27:27] <SirFinkus> it's a community college
[01:27:41] <SirFinkus> I don't think they're going for phd practic
[01:27:42] <SirFinkus> e
[01:27:48] <The_Jews> Fink, not all community college stidents can look at it from a walleye lens.
[01:27:57] <SirFinkus> I dunno, I had fun doing it
[01:28:22] <Runaway1956> #submit http://www.foxnews.com
[01:28:22] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[01:28:32] <SirFinkus> I like picking shit apart
[01:28:37] <The_Jews> Thank you, Runaway.
[01:28:41] <Runaway1956> I think it would be good if the EU just fell apart
[01:28:47] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[01:29:02] <The_Jews> Runaway, political correctness, greed, and a lack of democracy destroyed the EU.
[01:29:05] <Runaway1956> I despise the idea of a one world governmetn, globalization, the whole ball of wax
[01:29:32] <Bytram> "Seeing the Midnight Sun is really special," says Strand. "After I photographed the sun, I turned around and there was the Moon, too! It was quite awesome to be able to see both the sun and the full Moon during the night."
[01:29:33] <SirFinkus> racist
[01:29:33] <Bytram> http://spaceweather.com
[01:30:03] <The_Jews> Where was that, Marty?
[01:32:39] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[01:32:41] <Timmeh> ^ 03Victory at Sea - Main Theme - YouTube
[01:36:27] <The_Jews> EU had a lot of potential.
[01:37:00] <The_Jews> And squandered every bit of it with unelected Jews
[01:37:20] <The_Jews> "Multiculturalism"
[01:37:34] <SirFinkus> the whole jew thing reeks of the same complaints sjws have about cis white men
[01:37:37] <The_Jews> Weak idiots.
[01:38:07] <The_Jews> Fink, substitute "Jews" with "ignorant moron bureaucrats" and the story remains the same.
[01:39:16] <The_Jews> I don't know how in hell anybody could think bringing third-world savages into a civilized nation with a proud history could possibly bring any good.
[01:40:28] <chromas> does anybody blame the jews seriously though? or do the jews just take it that way?
[01:40:28] <The_Jews> You do what the US did, and tell them to get to work in the mines or on the railways
[01:40:53] <The_Jews> chromas, the Jew influence is too coincidental to shrug off.
[01:42:21] <The_Jews> "B-But correlation is not causality!"
[01:42:56] <The_Jews> I'll get back to you all about that later. I have a few things I haven't revealed.
[01:43:09] <chromas> You already showed us your nudes
[01:44:06] <The_Jews> The point I was trying to make is that, if governments were more honest and transparent with their subjugants, then there would be more trust and less dissent.
[01:44:25] <chromas> Sure but where's the fun in that?
[01:44:38] <The_Jews> That ties into the appeal of Trump, Farage, and all the other "racist anti-semites" out there.
[01:46:48] <The_Jews> And at the same time exposes, both consciously and sub-consciously, all of the anti-populists (NPR, for example) masquerading as populists.
[01:48:21] <The_Jews> In intending to corral politicians into a worldview by expanding the definition of anti-Semitism, the opposite happened.
[01:48:40] <The_Jews> The Jews couldn't let a good thing be good enough. They had to have it all.
[01:48:44] <SirFinkus> most political movements are anti-populist
[01:48:51] <SirFinkus> except for the most popular one
[01:48:57] <The_Jews> The end-result will be the dissolution of the EU
[01:49:26] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - What do Tor, Tails and Caddy Have in Common? Mozilla Funding! - http://sylnt.us - gimme-some-dosh
[01:49:59] <The_Jews> Nah, just kidding guys. The real story is that the rise of the EU would have threatened America's dominance, do it was America who chose to dismantle the EU through durka-durka proxies.
[01:50:01] <SirFinkus> "unlimited mobile data, but only if you sign up for our tv shit"
[01:50:06] <SirFinkus> how the fuck is that legal?
[01:51:06] <The_Jews> GodDaffi wanted to trade oil in Euros, after all.
[01:52:15] <The_Jews> We had to dismantle the EU. We are king, rulers of this planet.
[01:52:43] <SirFinkus> I watched the dictator last night, shitty movie, but the girl in it was hot
[01:54:00] <The_Jews> However, You could have beaten us. You could have risen to the next great powerful entity of this planet. But we had a powerful fifth-columnist in our ranks, Angela Merkel. We also had a lot of powerful Jews in the Brussels government. They ensured that the EU would never grow to be as powerful on the world stage as the Anglosphere was.
[01:55:06] <The_Jews> And we fought the underground battles not with bombs or bullets, but POLITICAL CORRECTNESS.
[01:56:26] <The_Jews> It tickles my fancy to see the most civilized and prosperous countries in the world commit suicide in the name of political correctness, the acceptance of wave after wave of third-world savages penetrating their borders.
[01:56:52] <takyon> why did the karma bonus disappear from my comment on the Brexit story?
[01:57:13] <takyon> at least I think it did. not sure
[01:57:21] <takyon> beer time
[01:59:05] <SirFinkus> it's always beer time
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[02:01:25] <The_Jews> It stands to reason that....aw, shucks, Europe is glued to Russia's cock and China is glued to Russia's ass. Why talk about putting missiles on borders when there's so much trade potential?
[02:02:13] <The_Jews> Why would they fight when they could just sell shit to each other?
[02:02:33] <The_Jews> Now ask America and the gulf countries the same thing.
[02:03:02] <Bytram> takyon: I think that is a know bug extant from back in the original slash code; when looking at my OWN comments, I do not see the karma bonus. take a look as an AC, and it should show up.
[02:09:41] <Bytram> *known
[02:18:02] <The_Jews> Groan.
[02:19:06] <The_Jews> Ethanol-fueled's business school is holding a class called self-preservation101.
[02:19:22] <The_Jews> The pre-requisite is Thermodynamics 101.
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[02:22:37] <The_Jews> Shit. I will bail now.
[02:22:39] <Bytram> #submit http://arstechnica.com
[02:22:39] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[02:23:03] <The_Jews> But MAKE NO MISTAKE: THE DEAD are NOT SILENT.
[02:23:05] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[02:23:37] * The_Jews dissolves the EU on his way out
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[02:28:40] <Bytram> ~submit http://arstechnica.com
[02:29:13] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[02:29:34] <takyon_> yuck
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[02:32:33] <Bytram> ~arthur
[02:33:10] <exec> story not found
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[02:34:08] <Bytram> ~arthur http://arstechnica.com
[02:34:45] <exec> story not found
[02:43:10] <Bytram> http://en.blitzortung.org
[02:43:11] <Timmeh> ^ 03Lightning Thunderstorms - World Map
[02:43:25] <Bytram> http://en.blitzortung.org
[02:43:26] <Timmeh> ^ 03Lightning Thunderstorms - USA, Canada, United States of America
[02:43:38] <Bytram> http://en.blitzortung.org
[02:43:38] <Timmeh> ^ 03Lightning Thunderstorms - Europe
[03:20:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Utah Sheriffs Spend $10,000 on Smut-Sniffing Labrador - http://sylnt.us - digital-essentials
[05:06:18] <crutchy> Bytram, use ~submit or #submit for a url, ~arthur for one of the id's from http://wiki.soylentnews.org
[05:06:18] <Timmeh> ^✓ 03Wiki: Storybot
[05:07:17] <Bytram> crutchy: from what I can tell, ~submit and #submit just prvide a short synopsis of the story; I'd like the scraped version to be submitted...
[05:07:38] <crutchy> then probably ~arthur %id% is the way to go
[05:07:48] <Bytram> I don't understand why, when given an explicit URL, it doesn't even *try* to submit it
[05:08:07] <Bytram> for some reason, I am not seeing any ars storieson the feed
[05:08:11] <crutchy> cos ~arthur uses output from janrinok's python script
[05:08:25] <Bytram> nod nod
[05:08:32] <crutchy> exec doesn't actually scrape anything when you do ~arthur
[05:08:37] <Bytram> and, at some point, it needs to have a URL to process, right?
[05:08:50] <crutchy> janrinok's script does
[05:08:56] <crutchy> but it runs independently on a timer
[05:09:05] <crutchy> generates a bunch of html files
[05:09:08] <Bytram> ~arthur http://arstechnica.com
[05:09:23] <exec> story not found
[05:09:39] <crutchy> ~arthur 0239e9
[05:09:40] <Bytram> cause... exec is looking for a hash and doesnot understand a URL?
[05:09:53] <crutchy> the ~arthur script looks for a hash, yeah
[05:09:55] <exec> attempting to submit story: "The number of corporate users hit by crypto ransomware is skyrocketing"
[05:09:58] <Bytram> whereas a hash is just a link to a URL, right?
[05:10:10] <crutchy> nope. it's a hash of a filename
[05:10:17] <crutchy> or something like that
[05:10:26] <crutchy> one of storybot's html files
[05:10:26] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[05:10:38] <Bytram> I'm talking about the has that appears in the Storybot Wiki page
[05:10:53] <Bytram> ugh
[05:10:59] <Bytram> I'm talking about the hash that appears in the Storybot Wiki page
[05:11:11] <crutchy> the link in the wiki page is just so you can get more info. the bot doesn't use it
[05:11:30] <Bytram> hmm
[05:11:32] <crutchy> it submit's the html file content that janrinok's python script generates
[05:11:42] <crutchy> the python does the magic
[05:11:48] <crutchy> exec just submits it
[05:11:58] <Bytram> so the bot pessimistically scrapes all of those stories and only presents the ones it could convert/scrape successfully?
[05:12:14] <Bytram> and
[05:12:15] <Bytram> for those, it provides a hash for you to reference it
[05:12:15] <crutchy> i'm not sure how the python script works to be honest
[05:12:18] <Bytram> ?
[05:12:35] <Bytram> JR sent me the source, but in my copius spare time
[05:12:41] <crutchy> the python script somehow collects links from the #rss-bot channel log and go gets the content
[05:12:50] <Bytram> I've not taken more than a very brief, cursory look at it
[05:12:56] <crutchy> and saves each parsed thingy as a html file
[05:13:04] <Bytram> nodnod ... I follow that
[05:13:30] <crutchy> so the html file that exec looks for only contains the arthur output, not the original page
[05:13:40] <Bytram> so it really DOES try and scrape everything that appears in #rss-bot
[05:13:47] <crutchy> not sure
[05:13:59] <Bytram> would make sense
[05:14:02] <crutchy> its got some sort of templating thingy i think
[05:14:10] <Bytram> though, of course, I'm not sure, either
[05:14:11] <Bytram> yeah
[05:14:15] <crutchy> you'd probably have to run it by jr
[05:14:18] <Bytram> the template is what it uses to extract the plain text form the HTML
[05:14:22] <Bytram> it does the scraping
[05:14:28] <crutchy> ah
[05:14:35] <Bytram> since different sites have different layouts
[05:14:38] <Bytram> need some way to handle that
[05:14:52] <crutchy> exec is just a dumb submission interface in this case. it has no scraping magic at all
[05:15:03] <Bytram> consider 'science daily' vs 'ars' vs 'el reg'
[05:15:09] <Bytram> very different layouts
[05:15:11] <Bytram> but,
[05:15:14] <crutchy> yeah
[05:15:19] <Bytram> if you know somehting about the page structure
[05:15:28] <Bytram> tables/divs/headers, etc
[05:15:47] <Bytram> you can make some assumptions about hwere the story text on the page appears
[05:15:50] <Bytram> for each of those layouts
[05:15:53] <Bytram> and scrape THAT
[05:15:59] <Bytram> I've done it many many times
[05:16:11] <crutchy> the wiki page is generated from the list of html files that the python script creates, so even making the wiki page involves no real scraping
[05:16:12] <Bytram> there's no *single* way to do so that I've found
[05:16:23] <Bytram> right
[05:16:40] <crutchy> yeah trying to scrape news sites is a case-by-case thing
[05:16:40] <Bytram> arthur looks at ALL rss-bot-listed URLS
[05:16:51] <Bytram> tries to scrape each one
[05:17:04] <Bytram> if it knows how and is successful, it writes it to a file
[05:17:08] <Bytram> and creates a hash for it
[05:17:21] <Bytram> you gather the hashes and titles and present those for selection
[05:17:36] <Bytram> in the storybot page
[05:17:45] <Bytram> my confusion
[05:17:50] <crutchy> yeah
[05:17:52] <Bytram> was from thinking htat storybot presented a menu of URLs
[05:18:00] <crutchy> ah
[05:18:02] <Bytram> that when you tried to submit one
[05:18:06] <crutchy> nah its a bunch of files
[05:18:30] <Bytram> at that point, and not before, only hten did it try to scrape what was at the URL
[05:18:30] <crutchy> the python script is run by exec, so there could be some communication between the two, but i'm not really the guy to mess with the python side of it
[05:18:46] <Bytram> nod nod
[05:18:48] <crutchy> its run hourly
[05:18:57] <Bytram> I'm not blaming you -- pretty impressed at what it can do
[05:19:13] <crutchy> yeah the python script is parsing magic
[05:19:18] <Bytram> yup, I follow it in #exec
[05:19:30] <Bytram> here's one for you
[05:19:38] <Bytram> as a quick and dirty way to 'scrape' a page
[05:19:50] <crutchy> probably the interface could be improved. that's probably where i could contribute
[05:20:59] <Bytram> lynx -dump htts://example.com
[05:21:25] <crutchy> i've done a bit of work in parsing stuff for ~submit, but most of it is commented out
[05:21:26] <crutchy> https://github.com
[05:21:27] <Timmeh> ^ 03exec-irc-bot/submit.php at master · crutchy-/exec-irc-bot · GitHub ( https://github.com )
[05:21:52] <Bytram> yikes
[05:22:04] <Bytram> I just looked at the time
[05:22:08] <Bytram> ~time crutchy
[05:22:10] <exec> Saturday, 25 June 2016 @ 3:22 pm GMT+10 - Traralgon VIC
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[05:22:11] <crutchy> ~time Bytram
[05:22:13] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Saturday, 25 June 2016, 5:22 am
[05:22:17] <crutchy> ~rime boston
[05:22:17] <Bytram> ~time boston, ma
[05:22:20] <exec> Saturday, 25 June 2016 @ 1:22 am EDT - Boston, MA, USA
[05:22:24] <crutchy> ooh
[05:22:26] <crutchy> das late
[05:22:27] <Bytram> yeah
[05:22:50] <Bytram> was so tired when I got home from work around 5ish (short day) immediately crawled into bed and slept 3 hours
[05:23:10] <Bytram> 'bout time for me to get to bed and get some more sleep
[05:23:20] <crutchy> ~g'night Bytram sir
[05:23:20] <Bytram> nice chatting with ya, as always!
[05:23:22] * exec dexterously a pocketful of vibrating rooster sammich gives Bytram
[05:23:24] <crutchy> same same
[05:23:27] <Bytram> ~gnight crutchy
[05:23:29] * exec suspiciously refactors some chewy chunks of MP for crutchy
[05:23:50] <Bytram> MP? Multi-Processor? Minister of Parliament?
[05:24:00] <crutchy> multi-pass?
[05:24:01] <Bytram> yeck!
[05:24:13] <Bytram> micro processor
[05:24:22] <Bytram> whatevah!
[05:24:23] <crutchy> ~g'day >beverage lilu dallas multi-pass
[05:24:25] <exec> added to beverages
[05:25:03] <Bytram|away> crutchy: is saturday for you, hope you enjoy your day off!
[05:25:14] <Bytram|away> and, with that, ta-ta for now! (TTFN)
[05:25:16] <crutchy> pretty cold here
[05:25:21] <crutchy> ciao!
[05:25:27] <Bytram|away> ~weather crutchy
[05:25:29] <exec> 10Traralgon VIC - currently 51°F / 11°C, partly cloudy, wind W at 14 mph, humidity 73% - Saturday partly cloudy (37°F:50°F / 3°C:10°C), Sunday mostly sunny (37°F:57°F / 3°C:14°C), Monday partly cloudy (41°F:55°F / 5°C:13°C), Tuesday mostly sunny (43°F:60°F / 6°C:16°C)
[05:25:31] <Bytram|away> ~weather boston
[05:25:33] <exec> 10Boston, MA, USA - currently 62°F / 17°C, clear, wind N at 0 mph, humidity 78% - Friday clear (59°F:71°F / 15°C:22°C), Saturday sunny (59°F:76°F / 15°C:24°C), Sunday mostly sunny (61°F:82°F / 16°C:28°C), Monday mostly sunny (65°F:83°F / 18°C:28°C)
[05:25:58] <Bytram|away> yeah, that's a bit nippy (though far from cold, thank goodness!)
[05:25:58] <Bytram|away> laters
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[12:26:30] <Bytram> !uid
[12:26:30] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6273, owned by tcj_phx
[12:27:03] <Bytram> ~last cmn32480
[12:27:05] <exec> 03Ops: random, first, last, all, count, source. Parameters: message, nick, channel (regex); since, until (date-/time range); limit (maximum messages to return; default is 1, unless op=all); type [message (plain+action; default), plain, action, nick, mode, join, part, quit, kick, kill, topic]; out [json, php, tab, irc, message, html]; debug (show the query and whatever else)
[12:27:05] <exec> http://chromas.0x.no
[12:27:25] <crutchy> ~last nick= cmn32480
[12:27:33] <Bytram> ~last nick=cmn32480
[12:27:39] <exec> 03[2016-06-24 20:59:1] #Soylent -*- cmn32480 shoots chromas in the knee to keep him from reaching the gun free zone
[12:27:40] <exec> 03[2016-06-24 20:59:1] #Soylent -*- cmn32480 shoots chromas in the knee to keep him from reaching the gun free zone
[12:28:05] <Bytram> hmmm
[12:28:07] <crutchy> ~weather
[12:28:08] <exec> 12Melbourne VIC - currently 6°C, clear with periodic clouds, wind N at 11 km/h, humidity 93% - Saturday clear (3°C:12°C), Sunday mostly sunny (6°C:13°C), Monday partly cloudy (6°C:12°C), Tuesday mostly sunny (8°C:16°C)
[12:28:16] <crutchy> damn cold :|
[12:28:22] * crutchy hates cold
[12:28:57] <Bytram> THAT is NOT cold! That's merely a bit of a chill in the air!
[12:29:21] <crutchy> brrrrrrrrrrr
[12:29:29] <Bytram> was below zero, F, last winter, and we reached -20 F the winter before
[12:29:38] <crutchy> fuck that
[12:29:40] <Bytram> THAT is *getting* cold.
[12:29:51] <crutchy> i'm a summer guy
[12:29:51] <Bytram> ~weather south pole
[12:29:53] <exec> south pole temp: -83 °F
[12:30:01] <Bytram> Now, **THAT** is COLD!
[12:30:18] <Bytram> ~f2c -83
[12:30:20] <crutchy> yeah that's penguins walking around in circles cold
[12:30:31] <crutchy> ~convert -83 f c
[12:30:32] <exec> 03-83°F = -63.889°C
[12:30:32] <Bytram> "March of the Penguins"
[12:30:42] <crutchy> yup
[12:30:45] <chromas> You think that's cold!
[12:30:50] <chromas> that's not a knoife
[12:31:02] <crutchy> i guess that's why russia invented vodka
[12:31:12] <crutchy> cos they couldn't be stuffed walking around in circles all the time
[12:31:32] <chromas> keeps their blood from freezing
[12:31:44] * crutchy ponders setting up a vodka shop for penguins at the south pole
[12:32:28] <crutchy> instead of knifeyspoony they play colywalky
[12:32:33] <Bytram> ~FOR $ed IN $(~eds) { ~last nick=$ed }
[12:32:39] <crutchy> *coldywalky
[12:32:45] <chromas> they're pretty cheep though
[12:33:08] <Bytram> sounds like a feather-brained idea
[12:34:50] <chromas> Do bird in the south have up feathers?
[12:35:09] <Bytram> I dunno, might make it hard to get down from a duck
[12:35:33] * chromas wonders if crutchy's wife ever goes up on him
[12:37:00] * crutchy disabled the in-irc programming thingy
[12:37:03] <crutchy> :/
[12:37:21] <crutchy> cos eval is abil
[12:37:36] <crutchy> *ebil
[12:52:17] <Bytram> ebilis as ebil does?
[12:52:39] <Bytram> s/l/l /
[12:52:39] <sedctl> <Bytram> ebil is as ebil does?
[12:54:00] <Bytram> crutchy: You may already be aware of this, but I find this mesmerizing (be sure to turn on sound and detectors): http://en.blitzortung.org
[12:54:00] <Timmeh> ^✓ 03Lightning Thunderstorms - World Map
[12:54:24] <Bytram> then click on the "Oceania" tab which takes you to: http://en.blitzortung.org
[12:54:25] <Timmeh> ^ 03Lightning Thunderstorms - Australia
[12:56:15] <Bytram> there's a huge number of storms atm in europe -- with detectors turned on, it looks like "Missile Command" meets WW III http://en.blitzortung.org
[12:56:15] <Timmeh> ^✓ 03Lightning Thunderstorms - Europe
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[13:04:58] <crutchy> wow stormy in europe
[13:05:02] <Bytram> nod nod
[13:05:14] <Bytram> ~convert 8.2 m ft
[13:05:15] <exec> 03syntax: ~convert <amount> <from_unit> <to_unit>
[13:05:20] <Bytram> ~convert 8.2 m feet
[13:05:21] <exec> 03syntax: ~convert <amount> <from_unit> <to_unit>
[13:05:29] <crutchy> might not have that
[13:05:30] <Bytram> ~convert 8.2 meter feet
[13:05:31] <exec> 03syntax: ~convert <amount> <from_unit> <to_unit>
[13:05:35] <Bytram> ~convert 8.2 meter inch
[13:05:36] <exec> 03syntax: ~convert <amount> <from_unit> <to_unit>
[13:05:52] <Bytram> ~calc 8.2 * 39.37
[13:06:09] <Bytram> ~calc 8.2 * 39.37 / 12
[13:06:11] <crutchy> https://github.com
[13:06:11] <Timmeh> ^✓ 03exec-irc-bot/convert.php at master · crutchy-/exec-irc-bot · GitHub ( https://github.com )
[13:06:16] <Bytram> LOL!
[13:06:38] <crutchy> hasn't really been developed much
[13:07:19] <Bytram> Yowza! an 8.2m telescope has a diameter of 26.9 feet, and the GRAVITY experiment uses FOUR of those 'scopes!
[13:07:52] <Bytram> np -- was just more convenient to try it here, than to pop open a window and use dc (desk calculator)
[13:08:43] <Bytram> GRAVITY --> http://www.eso.org
[13:09:00] <Bytram> referenced by: https://www.eso.org
[13:09:07] <Timmeh> ^ 03GRAVITY | ESO
[13:09:15] <Timmeh> ^ 03Successful First Observations of Galactic Centre with GRAVITY | ESO
[13:10:52] <crutchy> ~wget https://www.google.com <div class="_Peb _rkc"> <> </div>
[13:10:53] <exec> syntax: ~wget url delim 1 <> delim 2
[13:11:31] <chromas> ciri does conversions too ;)
[13:11:40] <crutchy> /invite ciri
[13:12:03] <Bytram> there's a 15 solar-mass star in an elliptical orbit around the 4-million-solar-mass black hole in Sagittarius* that, in 2018, will approach to within 17 light-hours (3 times distance from sun to pluto) and will be traveling at 2.5% of the speed of light.
[13:12:19] <Bytram> sry, that is the one nick I have blocked
[13:13:04] <Bytram> bah, and I need to get ready for work;
[13:13:17] <Bytram> afk, with a quick check in before I leave
[13:14:31] <Bytram> #submit https://www.eso.org "There's a 15 solar-mass star in an elliptical orbit around the 4-million-solar-mass black hole in Sagittarius* that, in 2018, will approach to within 17 light-hours (3 times distance from sun to pluto) and will be traveling at 2.5% of the speed of light."
[13:14:44] <Bytram> gtg afk biab
[13:14:52] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[13:15:17] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[13:29:11] <Bytram|away> really gtg have a great day everyone!
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[14:29:10] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google's Five Rules for AI Safety - http://sylnt.us - AIgorithms
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[15:29:57] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - A Brief, Incomplete, and Mostly Wrong History of Programming Languages - Humour - http://sylnt.us - we-all-need-a-smile
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[17:01:07] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Evidence Mounts for a Liquid Ocean on Pluto - http://sylnt.us - we-are-sailing
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[18:32:17] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Drug Testing Lab in Rio de Janeiro Suspended Ahead of Olympic Games - http://sylnt.us - what-on-earth-were-they-smoking?
[19:04:35] <Runaway1956> #submit http://www.foxnews.com
[19:04:35] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[19:05:01] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[19:07:55] <n1_> well that's something
[20:03:27] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Controversial $4 Smartphone to Start Shipping Next Week - http://sylnt.us - how-expensive-is-coffee?!
[21:26:38] <takyon> there's a bunch of wikileaks stories all at once
[21:34:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Merrill Lynch to Pay $415 Million for Misusing Customer Cash and Putting Customer Securities at Risk - http://sylnt.us - that's-just-fine
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[22:46:26] * MrPlow flips a Skittle into TheMightyBuzzard's gaping mouth
[22:46:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> good nap
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[23:25:46] * MrPlow flips a Skittle into Subsentient's gaping mouth
[23:25:51] <Subsentient> mmm
[23:25:53] <Subsentient> skittles
[23:27:35] * Deucalion flips a Subsentient into TheMightyBuzzard's gaping beak
[23:36:10] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Oculus No Longer Cares If You're Using an HTC Vive to Play its Games - http://sylnt.us - consumer-choice
[23:55:04] * chromas gives Subsentient and TheMightyBuzzard some hoods and purple drank
[23:55:17] * Subsentient vomits down chromas' throat
[23:56:46] <chromas> Throat rape! Misophagist!