#Soylent | Logs for 2016-06-22

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[00:03:32] <takyon_> alright, starting my boil of 4 gallons of water
[00:03:54] <takyon_> I can only imagine how long that will take, unless I break out the physics formula
[00:12:37] <paulej72> depends on your burner output
[00:13:16] <paulej72> need one of those turkey friers to boil water
[00:16:08] <takyon_> well I've spent hours cleaning and getting stuff ready, what's a couple more?
[01:09:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> takyon_, quarter the orange and boil it with the other flavor shat then strain it out and just put the flavored water in
[01:09:36] <takyon_> k
[01:10:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> i usually do that in a one gallon pot. quicker and less water to chase stuff around but whatever blows your skirt up
[01:11:02] <takyon_> still boiling about 4 gallons of water. probably around 175*F. I think I will need less water than what I got since the 15 lbs of honey itself takes up as much as a gallon of volume. So I will pour in most of the boiling water and then set it right back on the stove to do the oranges+cloves
[01:12:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> that should work
[01:13:56] <takyon_> for my bucket I cut a hole in the top, laid on some densely folded cheesecloth, and then taped it on top with painter's tape. Luckily I have the second lid with no hole in it to seal the bucket while it cools overnight
[01:14:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> cinnamon too if you have it. goes good with the cloves n citrus
[01:15:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, that'll probably work. i usually just leave the lid off entirely and drape a clean towel over it
[01:17:09] <takyon_> I'll have to roll without the cinnamon this time. I have an impressive amount of cloves though... 6.12 oz. So if I add 1 clove per gallon, I'm using like 0.1% of it
[01:17:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> just keep in mind about them crushed campden tablets. they go in while it's hot. gives them time to off-gas and be cleared out by the time you're ready to put your yeast in.
[01:17:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> put em in right before and you'll kill your yeast.
[01:18:00] <takyon_> IIRC you have me putting them in again in secondary
[01:18:00] <chromas> Put some chicken bones in there too. May as well be making stock while you're at it :D
[01:18:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> takyon, right before you rack it off into bottles, yep. to kill any residual yeast or other microbes.
[01:18:45] <takyon_> ah gotcha
[01:19:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> right before = 24h before so it has time to work and clear out.
[01:20:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> honestly, i usually forget the campden tablets while it's hot and end up having to wait an extra day to pitch the yeast.
[01:20:51] <takyon_> just about time to transfer the boiling water
[01:21:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> have fun n be careful
[01:21:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[01:21:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[01:21:36] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 70
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[01:43:22] <takyon_> I guess I'm not going to add yeast nutrient since the yeast packet I got supposedly has all that stuff included
[01:43:32] <takyon_> I have a choice of lemon juice or malic acid
[01:54:17] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Your Client List is Still Your Employer's Property - http://sylnt.us - other-little-black-book
[02:01:05] <takyon_> alright. straining process kinda sucked, but I'm done and ready to put a lid on it so it can cool overnight
[02:01:16] <takyon_> I'll add lemon juice and all that other stuff in the morning
[02:11:16] <Runaway1956> #submit http://www.foxnews.com
[02:11:17] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[02:11:42] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
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[03:05:19] <cmn32480> ~gday #soylent
[03:05:21] * exec covertly pairs a bribe of shit-on-a-stick with #soylent
[03:05:35] * cmn32480 notes that exec is still running in his absence
[03:10:22] <cmn32480> yegads it is raining like a cow pissing on a flat rock out there
[03:12:07] * cmn32480 kicks a tumbleweed
[03:25:27] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Supreme Court Gives Police More Leeway on Illegal Searches - http://sylnt.us - legalize-illegal-conduct
[05:19:05] <SirFinkus> fuck trump, but fuck the media more
[05:19:17] <SirFinkus> they aren't even hiding their coordinated attacks on him
[05:19:37] <SirFinkus> I almost want him to win out of spite
[05:19:55] <chromas> racis
[05:23:01] * chromas votes trump
[05:26:42] <SirFinkus> another episode of new top gear
[05:28:05] <SirFinkus> fuck Chris Evans and his fake dirty jeans
[05:28:58] <chromas> Are they expertly hand dirtied by children in Korea?
[05:29:53] <SirFinkus> http://i.imgur.com
[05:29:57] <SirFinkus> they probably cost $400
[05:31:02] * chromas dials the FBI over copyright infringement
[05:31:17] <SirFinkus> the boots look douchy too
[05:31:26] <chromas> untied for extra coolness
[05:31:37] <SirFinkus> the top half is ok
[05:32:59] <SirFinkus> https://news.vice.com allahu snackbar!
[05:33:00] <Timmeh> ^ 03Man wearing a fake suicide belt packed with cookies triggers security scare in Brussels | VICE News
[05:33:29] <chromas> Should've had a popcorn rig so it could slowly explode
[05:34:00] <SirFinkus> SPEAK ENGLISH YOU HORSE TOOTHED CUNT
[05:34:48] <SirFinkus> http://i.imgur.com
[05:35:10] <SirFinkus> you could use those teeth to tile a bathroom
[05:35:21] * chromas holds an apple to the screen
[05:35:21] <SirFinkus> a large one
[05:35:27] <SirFinkus> with his and hers sink
[05:35:48] <chromas> hey now, there's a bit out of the apple
[05:37:21] <SirFinkus> oh god, why am I even doing this?
[05:37:37] <chromas> Are you touching yourself?
[05:37:43] <chromas> You should be
[05:37:49] * SirFinkus quickly retracts his hand
[05:37:51] <SirFinkus> ...no
[05:39:51] <chromas> Would...would you like some help with that?
[05:40:11] <SirFinkus> sure
[05:40:18] * SirFinkus leans back
[05:40:31] <SirFinkus> oh
[05:40:37] * chromas activates the bots
[05:40:44] <SirFinkus> they're doing the "cooking meals on car engines" bit again
[05:41:04] <chromas> You liked it before; like it again
[05:41:17] <SirFinkus> pretty sure they've done this twice at least
[05:46:28] <SirFinkus> Eddie Jordan is the only host that doesn't make me throw up in my mouth immediately
[05:46:53] <SirFinkus> well, actually the american isn't that bad, but I forgot about him
[05:57:23] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - 1000-core MIMD Microprocessor Built - http://sylnt.us - more-core
[05:58:18] <SirFinkus> oh, I just noticed something else
[05:58:43] <SirFinkus> the new mini they're using for the star in a car segment is now automatic
[05:58:59] <SirFinkus> that was half the fun in the original
[05:59:04] <chromas> blasphemy!
[05:59:07] <SirFinkus> when they get an american in who can't drive a manual
[06:01:39] <SirFinkus> http://i.imgur.com
[06:01:43] <SirFinkus> notice anything?
[06:02:15] <chromas> Hipsters?
[06:02:25] <SirFinkus> something else
[06:02:28] * chromas hasn't seen the show before; lets himself out
[06:02:35] <SirFinkus> it should indicate the new direction of the show
[06:03:00] <chromas> oh yeah
[06:03:09] <chromas> a lot of women in the crowd
[06:03:23] <SirFinkus> the entire front row is all middle aged women
[06:03:43] <chromas> photoshop in some colored--oh shit! hair of color
[06:04:10] <chromas> so why are the hosts up there oppressing them?
[06:04:38] <SirFinkus> it looks like the host has a cameltoe
[06:04:46] <SirFinkus> that's about 6 inches long
[06:06:09] <SirFinkus> "it's a very strange sensation, but I like it"
[06:06:13] <SirFinkus> that's how it all starts, isn't it
[06:06:25] <SirFinkus> that's a dangerous road to go down
[06:07:30] <SirFinkus> I think the camera work has gotten sloppier too
[06:07:45] <SirFinkus> you'd very rarely see a camera in the original top gear
[06:08:04] <SirFinkus> now you see them suction cupped on all the windows
[06:08:28] <chromas> now you are being racist
[06:08:35] <chromas> the crew's probably diversity hires
[06:09:11] <SirFinkus> http://i.imgur.com
[06:09:16] <SirFinkus> averageamericans.jpg
[06:09:26] <SirFinkus> with lines straight out of a shitty movie
[06:09:51] <SirFinkus> "get dem groceries" *embarrassing gangsign/hip hop hand movements*
[06:11:39] <SirFinkus> http://i.imgur.com
[06:11:49] <SirFinkus> "aww shucks, we lost the drag race"
[06:12:44] <SirFinkus> *embarrassing smack talk and embarrassing HR approved hip hop montage*
[06:14:41] <SirFinkus> "brooklyn, bronx, queens and staten, from the battery to the top of manhattan, asian, middle east, burnt(?) and latin, black, white, new york you MAKE IT HAPPEN"
[06:14:43] <SirFinkus> I'm crying
[06:16:03] <chromas> Crowdfund a better one ;)
[06:16:22] <SirFinkus> "there's no point trying to fight it, because you can't stop it"
[06:17:17] <SirFinkus> "this is the holy ground of petrolheads"
[06:17:24] <SirFinkus> surrounded by middle aged moms
[06:17:35] <SirFinkus> somehow I doubt that
[06:18:20] <SirFinkus> holy shit
[06:18:22] <SirFinkus> another shot
[06:18:24] <SirFinkus> all woms
[07:28:33] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - 5G Gets a Shot in the Arm From the FCC - http://sylnt.us - G-G-G-G-G
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[08:00:29] <chromas> 5g++
[08:00:29] <Bender> karma - 5g: 1
[08:01:02] <chromas> First we had 4G, then he had 4GLTE, which wasn't 4G, and neither was 4G. What's 5G gonna be?
[08:03:46] <crutchy> its a whole new version!
[08:03:58] <crutchy> they need to given them names
[08:04:05] <crutchy> 5G Lenny
[08:04:14] <crutchy> 6G Squeeze
[08:04:18] <chromas> But but, we need to have 4G again since they moved the goalposts
[08:04:27] <crutchy> bastards!
[08:04:29] <chromas> oh yeah, we had 6G ads
[08:04:35] <chromas> with justin bieber
[08:04:44] <crutchy> ergh. that would have killed it
[08:04:49] <chromas> dressed like a girl
[08:05:04] <crutchy> oh wait teenyboppers are the market for 'smart' phones aren't they
[08:05:22] <chromas> https://www.youtube.com
[08:05:23] <Timmeh> ^ 03Bieber 6G Fever - YouTube
[08:09:45] <chromas> oh, I guess he just calls himself a girl
[09:30:05] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Iran to Buy Planes From Boeing in Largest U.S. Deal Since 1979 - http://sylnt.us - details-are-up-in-the-air
[09:31:18] <chromas> 1979?
[09:31:20] <chromas> from the smashing-bumpkins dept
[10:15:17] <crutchy> ~deb upstart
[10:15:18] <exec> event-based init daemon
[10:15:18] <exec> event-based init daemon
[10:21:59] <chromas> upgrading from systemd?
[10:22:29] <crutchy> nah some dude deleted his /sbin and couldn't figure out how to shutdown
[10:22:47] <chromas> whoops
[10:22:51] <crutchy> some people suggested upstart, but apparently /sbin/shutdown is just symlinked to systemctl now anyways
[10:22:53] <chromas> undelete
[10:23:04] <crutchy> in debian 8
[10:23:13] <crutchy> and spewbuntu
[10:23:58] <chromas> I'm not sure if they're doing it but several other systemd distros just symlink all the various bins to /usr/bin
[10:24:22] <chromas> which would mean the program would still be there and he just needs to re-symlink
[10:25:01] * crutchy prefers the master storage facility in /recycle/bin
[10:25:39] <crutchy> it never seems to run out of space
[11:01:16] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Wearables at Work are the New Spy Tool, UK Workers Say - http://sylnt.us - Watch-out!
[11:51:29] -!- n1 [n1!~n1@Soylent/Staff/Editor/n1] has joined #Soylent
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[11:56:16] <n1> bacon++
[11:56:16] <Bender> karma - bacon: 310
[11:57:26] <boru> Be careful, you might have a bacon overflow.
[11:59:56] <n1> that's a problem?
[12:00:33] <boru> You'll get bacon all over the floor!
[12:02:05] <n1> i'm sure the dogs wont be heartbroken by that
[12:04:22] <n1> bacon for everyone!
[12:04:53] <boru> Now now, altruism only goes so far.
[12:06:35] <n1> i guess this proves how easy it is to give away things when they are not yours
[12:07:51] <boru> At least when they are such precious commodities.
[12:16:32] <n1> i'm for the bacon standard/dollar
[12:17:07] <crutchy> boru, bacon overflow is in ##
[12:17:38] <cmn32480> ~bacon
[12:17:43] <crutchy> <crutchy> bacon++
[12:17:43] <crutchy> <Bender> karma - bacon: 110671
[12:17:45] <cmn32480> well.. mabye not
[12:17:50] <n1> there's not enough bacon related discussion in here these days
[12:18:09] <crutchy> that's cos kobach disappeared
[12:18:14] <crutchy> and xlefay
[12:18:28] <crutchy> ~last nick=kobach
[12:18:33] <exec> 03[2014-07-16 14:05:3] #Soylent <kobach> see i told you same abbreviations
[12:18:47] <n1> 's like forever ago
[12:18:47] <crutchy> wow long time ago
[12:19:14] <cmn32480> xlefay was October of 2014, I think
[12:19:32] <cmn32480> ~last nick=xlefay
[12:19:36] <exec> 03[2014-09-02 08:16:2] #Soylent <xlefay> I need to eat some and get some sleep. I'll tty'all later ;-) Take care!
[12:19:43] <crutchy> ~last nick=xlefay message=sublight
[12:19:47] <exec> 03[2014-07-17 13:17:3] #Soylent <xlefay> Yeah, my first sublight prototype used a slightly modified version of ii, but, I only toyed with that one for a day or so
[12:19:54] <crutchy> :(
[12:20:01] <Bytram> agreed
[12:20:23] <Bytram> bacon++ for memory's sake
[12:20:23] <Bender> karma - bacon: 311
[12:20:28] <n1> :( for xlefay
[12:20:29] <Bytram> !uid
[12:20:29] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6270, owned by SideshowRaheem
[12:20:35] <crutchy> bacon++
[12:20:35] <Bender> karma - bacon: 312
[12:20:49] <Bytram> crutchy: hola o/
[12:20:49] * cmn32480 hopes the hotel has some for breakfast
[12:21:01] <cmn32480> ~gday bytram
[12:21:03] * exec homogeneously postulates ciri's butthole of null terminators towards bytram
[12:21:05] <n1> cmn32480, if it doesn't, can you really call it a hotel?
[12:21:08] <Bytram> ~gday cmn32480
[12:21:11] * exec covertly pairs a pair of used panties full of lima beans with cmn32480
[12:21:14] <crutchy> ahoy! Bytram, cmn32480, n1, boru o/
[12:21:24] <n1> g'day crutchy
[12:21:25] <cmn32480> ~gday crutchy
[12:21:26] <Bytram> ~gday crutchy
[12:21:28] * exec scientifically formulates a speck of male tears for crutchy
[12:21:29] * exec buttmagically experiences a cloud of buttmagic with crutchy
[12:21:48] <Bytram> repetition++
[12:21:48] <Bender> karma - repetition: 1
[12:22:08] <crutchy> makes the world go 'round... and 'round and 'round and 'round...
[12:22:14] <Bytram> cmn32480: so, from the sounds of things, you're on the road again?
[12:22:34] * cmn32480 give Captain Obvious a gold star
[12:22:58] * Bytram wants to trade his gold star for an internet... any takers?
[12:23:06] <n1> nah, he's just in the hotel down the road, avoiding the mrs...
[12:23:16] * cmn32480 gives Captain Obvious a gold star and an Internets
[12:23:22] <Bytram> !woot
[12:23:27] <Bytram> !woop
[12:23:27] <Bender> woop woop woop (\/) (;,,;) (\/)
[12:23:44] <Bytram> here's something that gives a different perspective on things:
[12:23:45] <Bytram> http://bangordailynews.com
[12:23:46] <Timmeh> ^ 0340 years later, Twinkie remains intact at Maine school ? Hancock ? Bangor Daily News ? BDN Maine
[12:27:59] <cmn32480> bytram - am in Miami
[12:28:13] <cmn32480> at least I got to have dinner w/ family last night, so that was a plus
[12:28:13] <Bytram> ~weather miami
[12:28:15] <exec> 10Miami, FL, USA - currently 79°F, mostly sunny, wind E at 4 mph, humidity 89% - Wednesday partly cloudy (78°F:88°F), Thursday isolated thunderstorms (79°F:88°F), Friday partly cloudy (79°F:88°F), Saturday scattered thunderstorms (79°F:89°F)
[12:28:31] <cmn32480> hot, humid, rain this afternoon
[12:28:37] * Bytram gratefully notes there was no mention of a hurricane in that forecast
[12:28:44] <cmn32480> that is everyday in Miami in the summer
[12:28:46] <Bytram> hmmm
[12:28:56] <Bytram> ~phoon
[12:29:06] * cmn32480 checked for the hurricane before booking flights
[12:29:19] * cmn32480 is a dumbass... but not that big of a dumbass
[12:29:24] <Bytram> I'm not entirely joking -- would be nice to have a command that returned the PH ase of the mOON
[12:29:38] <Bytram> s/H /H/
[12:29:38] <sedctl> <Bytram> I'm not entirely joking -- would be nice to have a command that returned the PHase of the mOON
[12:29:55] <cmn32480> Waning Gibbous
[12:30:05] <cmn32480> ~g moon phase
[12:30:07] <Bytram> gesundheit!
[12:30:07] <exec> [google] www.moongiant.com/phase/today/
[12:30:23] <boru> It'd be nice to have one for the latest GRBs, also.
[12:30:27] <cmn32480> type moon phase inot google and it pops up
[12:30:44] <boru> And recent SN afterglow events.
[12:30:46] <cmn32480> GRB's? Get Rid of B ytram?
[12:30:47] * Bytram avoids the googleplex...
[12:30:50] <cmn32480> that isn't very nice!
[12:30:54] <boru> Gamma Ray Bursts!
[12:31:08] <Bytram> Grandma Rae's Burps
[12:31:13] <boru> They're far more interesting than the silly moon.
[12:31:23] <boru> In fact, I support deorbiting the moon entirely.
[12:31:36] <Bytram> where would you put the moon?
[12:31:40] * cmn32480 goes to de-Spallshurgenson-ize himself
[12:31:42] <boru> At least, that's my engineering solution to pervasive broadband light pollution at night.
[12:31:50] * Bytram hopes it is someplace tide-y
[12:31:59] <boru> Very funny.
[12:32:03] <Bytram> ;)
[12:32:14] <cmn32480> he really showed his ass with that pun
[12:32:28] <boru> Bloody lunatics.
[12:33:03] <boru> If I weren't up to my ears with address decoders and bus lockups, I'd have more, alas...
[12:33:08] <cmn32480> me too
[12:33:15] <cmn32480> I gotta get outta here and get ot the customer site
[12:33:37] <Bytram> cmn32480: I was not entirely in jest about checking the moon phase -- Miami has had increasing troubles with flooding and it is especially bad at astronomically high tides, like around the full moon which was just 2 days ago
[12:33:55] <Bytram> so, beware driving through low-lying areas, no matter what the GPS says
[12:34:19] * cmn32480 sticks to interstates
[12:34:26] <Bytram> nod nod
[12:34:37] <cmn32480> and all of Florida is low-lying
[12:34:54] <Bytram> been prolly on the order of 15 years since I was in miami -- south beach was definitle worth a visit
[12:35:24] <Bytram> s/def[^ ]*tle/definitely/
[12:35:24] <sedctl> <Bytram> been prolly on the order of 15 years since I was in miami -- south beach was definitely worth a visit
[12:36:12] <Bytram> sorry that I'd been MIA most of the past week -- real life caught up with me and just ran out of time and energy. got the late shift tonight and then, finally, a day off.
[12:40:14] <cmn32480> ditto
[12:42:44] <crutchy> ~wget http://lunaf.com Today's Moon phase is <> .
[12:42:45] <exec> 07Waning Gibbous
[12:43:08] <Webbyatwork> ach, no full moon in nethack tonight then
[12:43:36] <crutchy> ~macro ~moon * internal ~wget http://lunaf.com Today's Moon phase is <> .
[12:43:37] <exec> 02 *** macro with trigger "~moon" and INTERNAL command template "~wget http://lunaf.com Today's Moon phase is <> ." saved
[12:43:39] <Bytram> now I wonder if it would be possible to get a percentage of the moon that is illuminated
[12:43:47] <crutchy> probably
[12:43:50] <Bytram> ~phoon
[12:43:53] <crutchy> ~moon
[12:43:55] <exec> 07Waning Gibbous
[12:44:05] <crutchy> maybe not with a simple macro though
[12:44:11] <Bytram> nod nod
[12:47:25] <crutchy> ~macro ~moonlit * internal ~wget http://lunaf.com illuminated fraction of the Moon surface is <> %
[12:47:26] <exec> 02 *** macro with trigger "~moonlit" and INTERNAL command template "~wget http://lunaf.com illuminated fraction of the Moon surface is <> %" saved
[12:47:31] <crutchy> ~moonlit
[12:47:32] <exec> 0796
[12:47:38] <crutchy> bit wackery hackery
[12:48:18] <crutchy> hmm
[12:48:23] <crutchy> ~macro ~moonlit * internal ~wget http://lunaf.com illuminated fraction of the Moon surface is <> .
[12:48:25] <exec> 02 *** macro with trigger "~moonlit" and INTERNAL command template "~wget http://lunaf.com illuminated fraction of the Moon surface is <> ." saved
[12:48:30] <crutchy> ~moonlit
[12:48:31] <exec> 0796% and getting smaller
[12:48:36] <Bytram> NICE!
[12:48:59] <Bytram> can macros invoke other macros?
[12:49:12] <crutchy> nah not at this stage
[12:49:16] <crutchy> they're pretty basic
[12:49:17] <Bytram> bummer
[12:49:45] <Bytram> ISTR having to write a recursive macro processor for back in uni
[12:50:06] <crutchy> possibly could remove that restriction though given that setting macros is now limited to authorised users
[12:50:15] <Bytram> s/for/for the PDP-11/
[12:50:15] <sedctl> <Bytram> ISTR having to write a recursive macro processor for the PDP-11 back in uni
[12:50:23] <Bytram> break time; biab
[12:50:26] <Bytram> afk
[12:55:34] <crutchy> ~update-exec-file scripts/cmd.php
[12:55:35] <exec> attempting to download https://raw.githubusercontent.com
[12:55:36] <exec> successfully saved downloaded content to "/home/chris/Downloads/Exec/exec-irc-bot-master/scripts/cmd.php"
[12:56:01] <crutchy> ~macro ~phoon * internal ~moon
[12:56:03] <exec> 02 *** error: internal command must trigger a valid alias
[12:56:14] <crutchy> bugger
[12:56:24] <crutchy> try again
[12:57:26] <cmn32480> see you all later
[12:57:28] <cmn32480> gotta run
[12:57:33] <cmn32480> ~gnight #soylent
[12:57:35] * exec brazenly connects a pinch of pants to #soylent
[12:57:36] <crutchy> cya mate o/
[12:57:46] <Bytram> hope things go smoothly -- have a great day!
[12:58:00] <Bytram> http://www.perlmonks.org
[13:00:07] <crutchy> ~update-exec-file scripts/cmd.php
[13:00:08] <exec> attempting to download https://raw.githubusercontent.com
[13:00:09] <exec> successfully saved downloaded content to "/home/chris/Downloads/Exec/exec-irc-bot-master/scripts/cmd.php"
[13:00:16] <crutchy> ~macro ~phoon * internal ~moon
[13:00:18] <exec> 02 *** error: internal command must trigger a valid alias
[13:00:30] <crutchy> damn github
[13:01:07] <crutchy> ~update-exec-file scripts/cmd.php
[13:01:09] <exec> attempting to download https://raw.githubusercontent.com
[13:01:09] <exec> successfully saved downloaded content to "/home/chris/Downloads/Exec/exec-irc-bot-master/scripts/cmd.php"
[13:01:13] <crutchy> ~macro ~phoon * internal ~moon
[13:01:15] <exec> 02 *** macro with trigger "~phoon" and INTERNAL command template "~moon" saved
[13:01:32] <crutchy> ~phoon
[13:01:34] <exec> 07Waning Gibbous
[13:02:49] <Bytram> ~moon
[13:02:49] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Deja Vu Blue (Origin) - http://sylnt.us - things-in-spaaace
[13:02:50] <exec> 07Waning Gibbous
[13:02:54] <Bytram> ~moonlit
[13:02:56] <exec> 0795% and getting smaller
[13:03:08] <Bytram> ~moon && ~moonlit
[13:03:10] <exec> 07Waning Gibbous
[13:03:21] <crutchy> haha that one's on the todo
[13:03:44] <Bytram> kind of figured as much
[13:04:07] * Bytram looks around for a perl interpreter that runs on Win 7 Pro
[13:04:15] <crutchy> hmm. actually piping commands are on the todo
[13:04:43] <crutchy> https://github.com
[13:04:45] <Timmeh> ^ 03exec-irc-bot/irc.php at master · crutchy-/exec-irc-bot · GitHub ( https://github.com )
[13:05:39] * crutchy adds && to the todo
[13:06:35] <boru> Pft, no libration?
[13:07:01] <Bytram> nah, I haven't had a libation in many years
[13:07:53] <boru> You have a very dry sense of humour.
[13:08:03] <Bytram> Hic!
[13:08:36] <boru> I don't speak Latin, sorry.
[13:10:26] <Bytram> et tu, boru?
[13:11:45] <boru> Took a stab in the dark, eh?
[13:11:53] <boru> Or twenty three..
[13:12:17] <Bytram> LOL!
[13:15:28] <crutchy> this one looks interesting: http://www.heavens-above.com
[13:15:30] <Timmeh> ^ 03Moon
[13:16:58] <crutchy> ~wget http://www.heavens-above.com <span id="ctl00_cph1_lblLibLong"> <> </span>
[13:17:00] <exec> 07-5.076
[13:17:14] <crutchy> that's Libration in longitude
[13:17:38] <crutchy> probably needs a little script to put it all together :p
[13:17:55] <boru> I've written a bot for a channel on another network which pulls in all sorts of astronomical data and will do computations. I'll upload it, if you're interested. (If I can remember where I put it...)
[13:18:22] <crutchy> ~link moon-data http://www.heavens-above.com
[13:18:24] <exec> └─ moon-data => http://www.heavens-above.com
[13:18:35] <crutchy> sounds good
[13:18:46] <crutchy> probably won't get to it tonight. its almost bed time for me
[13:18:57] <crutchy> but i'll take a look tomorrow if you find it
[13:19:00] <boru> It does solar system objects, space weather, meteor showers, PHAs/NEAs, comets, SNs, GRBs etcc.
[13:19:04] <Bytram> what DO those ~link thingies do?
[13:19:14] <Bytram> ~moon-data
[13:19:19] <crutchy> Bytram, they just stash stuff
[13:19:24] <crutchy> ~link moon
[13:19:25] <exec> └─ moon-data => http://www.heavens-above.com
[13:19:33] <Bytram> okaaaay, but how do you access them?
[13:19:35] <crutchy> you can search using regexps
[13:19:50] <Bytram> example, please?
[13:20:04] <crutchy> ~link *oo*
[13:20:26] <crutchy> man i suck at regexps :p
[13:20:32] <Bytram> ~link /oo/
[13:20:33] <exec> └─ "/oo/" not found
[13:20:40] <crutchy> ~link oo
[13:20:42] <exec> ├─ moon-data => http://www.heavens-above.com
[13:20:42] <exec> └─ poop => 💩
[13:20:52] <crutchy> ~link fold
[13:20:55] <exec> ├─ folding@home => http://fah-web.stanford.edu
[13:20:56] <exec> └─ folding@home_stats => http://folding.extremeoverclocking.com
[13:21:06] <crutchy> ~link .com
[13:21:08] <exec> ├─ bewbs => https://www.youtube.com
[13:21:08] <exec> ├─ folding@home_stats => http://folding.extremeoverclocking.com
[13:21:08] <exec> ├─ libertarian_debate => http://ninapaley.com
[13:21:08] <exec> ├─ monopoly => https://github.com
[13:21:09] <exec> ├─ moon-data => http://www.heavens-above.com
[13:21:10] <exec> └─ south_park/michael_jackson/allegedly_ignorant => https://www.youtube.com
[13:21:30] <Bytram> ohhh, so ~link is used BOTH to DEFINE a link and to ACCESS them, too?
[13:21:46] <Bytram> ~link youtube
[13:21:48] <crutchy> its just a little searchable stash of some_id = whatever you want
[13:21:48] <exec> ├─ bewbs => https://www.youtube.com
[13:21:48] <exec> └─ south_park/michael_jackson/allegedly_ignorant => https://www.youtube.com
[13:22:05] <Bytram> a hash table map
[13:22:12] <crutchy> probably :p
[13:22:20] <Bytram> well, not really, but I get the idea
[13:22:30] <crutchy> ~link topic
[13:22:32] <exec> └─ "topic" not found
[13:22:34] <crutchy> hmm
[13:22:45] <crutchy> i had channel topics stashed in there at one point
[13:22:46] <Bytram> a non-structured mapping of one string of text to another that can be accessed using a regexp
[13:22:51] <crutchy> maybe its in x's list
[13:23:06] <crutchy> yeah. i think id can't have spaces though
[13:23:13] <Bytram> ~link #Soylent.topic "SN Main Channel - be respectful of others | https://SoylentNews.org | Useful links: http://sylnt.us | This channel IS logged and publically displayed"
[13:23:15] <exec> └─ error: can't contain pipe (|) character
[13:23:21] <Bytram> :/
[13:23:37] <Bytram> ~link #Soylent.topic "SN Main Channel - be respectful of others /| https://SoylentNews.org /| Useful links: http://sylnt.us /| This channel IS logged and publically displayed"
[13:23:37] <crutchy> hmm
[13:23:39] <exec> └─ error: can't contain pipe (|) character
[13:23:45] <crutchy> not sure what thats about
[13:24:05] * crutchy reads tfsc
[13:24:06] <Bytram> ~link #Soylent.topic 'SN Main Channel - be respectful of others | https://SoylentNews.org | Useful links: http://sylnt.us | This channel IS logged and publically displayed'
[13:24:08] <exec> └─ error: can't contain pipe (|) character
[13:24:16] <Bytram> LOL!
[13:24:28] <crutchy> ~trim
[13:24:33] <crutchy> derp
[13:24:35] <crutchy> ~link
[13:24:37] <exec> syntax to search: ~link %search%, set: ~link %id% %content%, delete: ~link %id% -
[13:24:37] <exec> can't use pipe (|) char, %id% can't contain spaces, but %content% can, %search% is a regexp pattern
[13:24:37] <exec> will return a list of one or more %id% => %content% if %search% matches either %id% or %content%
[13:24:50] <crutchy> oh its cos it just stores in a file
[13:25:09] <crutchy> i should make a ~stash command that uses mysql
[13:25:26] <crutchy> or at least a file with no keys
[13:25:29] <crutchy> just lines
[13:26:16] <Bytram> hmmm, or replace invalid chars with, say %xx (if you stick with ascii chars)
[13:26:29] <Bytram> or... uuencode / uudecode
[13:27:39] <Bytram> ~time crutchy
[13:27:41] <exec> Wednesday, 22 June 2016 @ 11:27 pm GMT+10 - Traralgon VIC
[13:34:22] <Bytram> http://arstechnica.com
[13:34:22] <Timmeh> ^ 03The cure to VR sickness might come from blacking out the periphery | Ars Technica
[13:36:01] <crutchy> ~update-exec-file scripts/link.php
[13:36:03] <exec> attempting to download https://raw.githubusercontent.com
[13:36:03] <exec> successfully saved downloaded content to "/home/chris/Downloads/Exec/exec-irc-bot-master/scripts/link.php"
[13:36:09] <crutchy> ~link count
[13:36:13] <exec> 8
[13:36:19] <crutchy> ~link .*
[13:36:23] <exec> ├─ bewbs => iۛy&r]kQ4
[13:36:24] <exec> ├─ folding@home =>
[13:36:24] <exec> ├─ folding@home_stats =>
[13:36:25] <exec> ├─ libertarian_debate => i❪Z윢oh׮'
[13:36:26] <exec> ├─ monopoly => inm&kfj
[13:36:27] <exec> ├─ moon-data =>
[13:36:28] <exec> ├─ poop =>
[13:36:29] <exec> └─ south_park/michael_jackson/allegedly_ignorant => iۛy&rS j5
[13:36:41] <crutchy> heh. encoding screwed up the old ones
[13:36:51] <crutchy> ~link poop -
[13:36:53] <exec> └─ deleted poop
[13:36:57] <Bytram> np, just get 'em from your backups, right?
[13:37:07] <crutchy> ~link libertarian_debate -
[13:37:10] <exec> └─ deleted libertarian_debate
[13:37:26] <Bytram> or, from the scrollback
[13:38:25] <crutchy> ~link .*
[13:38:28] <exec> ├─ bewbs => iۛy&r]kQ4
[13:38:29] <exec> └─ south_park/michael_jackson/allegedly_ignorant => iۛy&rS j5
[13:38:59] <crutchy> ~link .*
[13:39:01] <exec> └─ ".*" not found
[13:39:44] <crutchy> ~link #Soylent.topic SN Main Channel - be respectful of others | https://SoylentNews.org | Useful links: http://sylnt.us | This channel IS logged and publically displayed
[13:39:48] <exec> └─ #Soylent.topic => SN Main Channel - be respectful of others | https://SoylentNews.org | Useful links: http://sylnt.us | This channel IS logged and publically displayed
[13:39:54] <crutchy> ~link topic
[13:39:57] <exec> └─ "topic" not found
[13:40:02] <crutchy> derp
[13:40:52] <crutchy> ~link #soylent
[13:40:54] <exec> └─ "#soylent" not found
[13:41:03] <crutchy> definitely brokeded it
[13:41:44] <Bytram> or, from the scrollback~link *oy*
[13:41:47] <Bytram> ~link *oy*
[13:41:49] <exec> └─ "*oy*" not found
[13:41:53] <Bytram> ~link .*oy.*
[13:41:54] <exec> └─ ".*oy.*" not found
[13:41:56] <crutchy> ~link .*
[13:41:58] <exec> └─ ".*" not found
[13:41:59] <Bytram> ~link .*
[13:42:02] <exec> └─ ".*" not found
[13:42:08] <Bytram> ~link
[13:42:11] <crutchy> something broke bad
[13:42:11] <exec> syntax to search: ~link %search%, set: ~link %id% %content%, delete: ~link %id% -
[13:42:12] <exec> keys can't contain pipe (|) character and %id% can't contain spaces, but %content% can, %search% is a regexp pattern
[13:42:13] <exec> will return a list of one or more %id% => %content% if %search% matches either %id% or %content%
[13:42:41] <Bytram> bummer!
[13:42:43] <Bytram> bugs--
[13:42:43] <Bender> karma - bugs: -7
[13:43:00] <Bytram> ~moon
[13:43:02] <exec> 07Waning Gibbous
[13:43:03] <Bytram> ~moonlit
[13:43:05] <exec> 0795% and getting smaller
[13:43:13] <Bytram> well, those both still work!
[13:43:16] <Bytram> crutchy++
[13:43:16] <Bender> karma - crutchy: 212
[13:43:45] <crutchy> just the ~link scripty seems to be a bit dicky
[13:43:58] <crutchy> quickfixes_at_midnight-- :p
[13:43:58] <Bender> karma - quickfixes_at_midnight: -1
[13:51:18] <crutchy> ~update-exec-file scripts/link.php
[13:51:19] <exec> attempting to download https://raw.githubusercontent.com
[13:51:20] <exec> successfully saved downloaded content to "/home/chris/Downloads/Exec/exec-irc-bot-master/scripts/link.php"
[13:51:29] <crutchy> ~link topic
[13:51:33] <exec> └─ "topic" not found
[13:51:40] <crutchy> ~link .*
[13:51:43] <exec> └─ ".*" not found
[13:51:46] <crutchy> hmm
[13:54:15] <crutchy> on lol
[13:54:19] <crutchy> not a bug
[13:54:24] <crutchy> just a shitty feature
[13:56:15] <crutchy> ~update-exec-file scripts/lib.php
[13:56:17] <exec> attempting to download https://raw.githubusercontent.com
[13:56:17] <exec> successfully saved downloaded content to "/home/chris/Downloads/Exec/exec-irc-bot-master/scripts/lib.php"
[13:56:22] <crutchy> ~link .*
[13:56:25] <exec> └─ #Soylent.topic => SN Main Channel - be respectful of others | https://SoylentNews.org | Useful links: http://sylnt.us | This channel IS logged and publically displayed
[13:56:33] <crutchy> ~link topic
[13:56:37] <exec> └─ #Soylent.topic => SN Main Channel - be respectful of others | https://SoylentNews.org | Useful links: http://sylnt.us | This channel IS logged and publically displayed
[13:57:38] <crutchy> the ~link script uses a generic load_settings lib function that until now stripped any line beginning with a # to indicate a comment
[13:58:03] <crutchy> i added an argument to enable comments with a default value of false
[13:58:45] <crutchy> ~link #github.topic github repository event feed - polled every 30 mins: ~github-list ~github-add ~github-del
[13:58:46] <exec> └─ #github.topic => github repository event feed - polled every 30 mins: ~github-list ~github-add ~github-del
[13:59:20] <crutchy> ~link topic
[13:59:21] <exec> ├─ #Soylent.topic => SN Main Channel - be respectful of others | https://SoylentNews.org | Useful links: http://sylnt.us | This channel IS logged and publically displayed
[13:59:21] <exec> └─ #github.topic => github repository event feed - polled every 30 mins: ~github-list ~github-add ~github-del
[14:00:15] <crutchy> ~link dev https://dev.soylentnews.org
[14:00:17] <exec> └─ dev => https://dev.soylentnews.org
[14:00:36] <crutchy> ~link epoch http://universe2.us
[14:00:38] <exec> └─ epoch => http://universe2.us
[14:01:22] <crutchy> ~link exec/source https://github.com
[14:01:24] <exec> └─ exec/source => https://github.com
[14:01:51] <crutchy> ~link exec/source2 http://sylnt.us
[14:01:53] <exec> └─ exec/source2 => http://sylnt.us
[14:02:09] <crutchy> ~link exec/wiki http://o.my.to
[14:02:11] <exec> └─ exec/wiki => http://o.my.to
[14:02:27] <crutchy> oops
[14:02:42] <crutchy> ~link exec/wiki http://sylnt.us
[14:02:43] <exec> └─ exec/wiki => http://sylnt.us
[14:03:02] <crutchy> ~link exec/source3 http://o.my.to
[14:03:03] <exec> └─ exec/source3 => http://o.my.to
[14:25:52] <Bytram> https://publishing.aip.org
[14:25:53] <Timmeh> ^ 03Important Milestone Reached on Road to a Redefined Kilogram | American Institute of Physics
[14:26:09] <Bytram> http://www.innovations-report.com
[14:26:12] <Timmeh> ^ 03Physics and Astronomy
[14:33:59] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Elon Musk's Tesla Offers to Buy Elon Musk's SolarCity, Shares Tumble - http://sylnt.us - bright-idea?
[14:50:21] <Bytram> ~submit http://bangordailynews.com
[14:50:54] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[14:53:08] <Bytram> ~weather boston
[14:53:09] <exec> 10Boston, MA, USA - currently 76°F, mostly cloudy, wind S at 7 mph, humidity 34% - Wednesday partly cloudy (59°F:76°F), Thursday mostly cloudy (59°F:74°F), Friday sunny (61°F:78°F), Saturday sunny (61°F:82°F)
[14:53:11] <Bytram> ~weather portland, me
[14:53:12] <exec> 10Portland, ME, USA - currently 72°F, mostly cloudy, wind E at 7 mph, humidity 42% - Wednesday scattered thunderstorms (54°F:73°F), Thursday partly cloudy (54°F:72°F), Friday sunny (54°F:76°F), Saturday partly cloudy (56°F:74°F)
[14:53:15] <Bytram> ~weather presque isle
[14:53:17] <exec> 10Presque Isle, ME, USA - currently 70°F, sunny, wind S at 8 mph, humidity 44% - Wednesday scattered thunderstorms (48°F:73°F), Thursday partly cloudy (45°F:71°F), Friday sunny (51°F:75°F), Saturday mostly sunny (56°F:84°F)
[14:54:13] <Bytram> time for me to get going... afk, biab (briefly)
[14:58:25] <Webbyatwork> is that global or US only?
[14:58:32] <Webbyatwork> lets see
[14:58:39] <Webbyatwork> ~weather Folkestone
[14:58:41] <exec> 10Folkestone, UK - currently 72°F / 22°C, sunny, wind S at 8 mph, humidity 77% - Wednesday thunderstorm (60°F:71°F / 16°C:22°C), Thursday thunderstorm (59°F:72°F / 15°C:22°C), Friday partly cloudy (54°F:69°F / 12°C:21°C), Saturday partly cloudy (54°F:67°F / 12°C:19°C)
[14:58:45] <Webbyatwork> nice
[15:03:06] <Runaway1956> ~folding-rank
[15:03:08] <exec> 07647
[15:03:46] <Bytram> http://folding.extremeoverclocking.com
[15:03:47] <Timmeh> ^ 03Team Overtakes - EXTREME Overclocking Folding @ Home Stats
[15:04:08] <Runaway1956> I don't think it's global - it only works if you can afford weather, ie, the developed nations
[15:04:18] <Bytram> in a couple weeks, we shpuld be in the 5xx's!
[15:04:43] <Webbyatwork> lets see
[15:04:49] <Bytram> and... in a couple months, in the top 500! http://folding.extremeoverclocking.com
[15:04:49] <Timmeh> ^✓ 03Team Overtakes - EXTREME Overclocking Folding @ Home Stats
[15:04:52] <Runaway1956> July 3rd, give or take a couple days, we be under 600
[15:04:55] <Webbyatwork> ~weather Abaareey
[15:04:56] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[15:05:09] <Webbyatwork> right, somalias off the list then ;-)
[15:05:12] <Bytram> ~weather riyadh
[15:05:13] <exec> 10Riyadh Saudi Arabia - currently 104°F, mostly sunny, wind N at 12 mph, humidity 7% - Wednesday clear (82°F:108°F), Thursday sunny (82°F:110°F), Friday sunny (83°F:110°F), Saturday sunny (84°F:111°F)
[15:05:15] <Runaway1956> Mid-August, to late august, we break 500
[15:05:27] <Bytram> ~weather delhi
[15:05:29] <exec> 10Delhi, India - currently 90°F, haze, wind E at 5 mph, humidity 66% - Wednesday partly cloudy (83°F:98°F), Thursday partly cloudy (85°F:104°F), Friday mostly sunny (83°F:105°F), Saturday partly cloudy (81°F:102°F)
[15:05:39] <Bytram> ~weather kabul
[15:05:41] <exec> 10Kabul, Afghanistan - currently 79°F, clear with periodic clouds, wind N at 22 mph, humidity 15% - Wednesday clear (63°F:88°F), Thursday sunny (62°F:90°F), Friday sunny (66°F:93°F), Saturday sunny (69°F:94°F)
[15:05:45] <Runaway1956> ~weather guam
[15:05:46] <exec> 10Hagåtña, Guam - currently 86°F / 30°C, clear with periodic clouds, wind E at 8 mph, humidity 74% - Wednesday isolated thunderstorms (82°F:91°F / 28°C:33°C), Thursday thunderstorm (81°F:89°F / 27°C:32°C), Friday thunderstorm (80°F:89°F / 27°C:32°C), Saturday thunderstorm (80°F:89°F / 27°C:32°C)
[15:05:59] <Bytram> ~weather amundsen scott
[15:06:01] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[15:06:14] <Runaway1956> Yeah, now THAT's the weather I'm interested in
[15:06:17] <Bytram> ~weather ross
[15:06:19] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[15:06:26] <Runaway1956> Only 179 days to go now
[15:06:28] <Bytram> ~weather south pole
[15:06:29] <exec> south pole temp: -77 °F
[15:06:40] <Bytram> brrrr!
[15:06:47] <Bytram> ~weather nome
[15:06:49] <exec> 10Nome, AK, USA - currently 43°F, fog, wind E at 9 mph, humidity 100% - Wednesday scattered showers (47°F:56°F), Thursday scattered showers (47°F:52°F), Friday partly cloudy (49°F:59°F), Saturday sunny (47°F:60°F)
[15:06:49] <Webbyatwork> damn thats cold
[15:07:00] <Bytram> ~weather mount washington
[15:07:02] <exec> 10Mt Washington - currently 45°F, cloudy, wind SW at 7 mph, humidity 75% - Wednesday thunderstorm (37°F:50°F), Thursday partly cloudy (37°F:55°F), Friday sunny (41°F:61°F), Saturday partly cloudy (46°F:69°F)
[15:07:17] <Bytram> ~weather laconia, NH
[15:07:18] <exec> 10Laconia, NH, USA - currently 68°F, mostly cloudy, wind NW at 4 mph, humidity 46% - Wednesday thunderstorm (52°F:70°F), Thursday partly cloudy (52°F:77°F), Friday sunny (54°F:81°F), Saturday partly cloudy (57°F:89°F)
[15:07:24] <Runaway1956> ~weather Elon Musk, Mars
[15:07:26] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[15:07:32] <Runaway1956> *sigh*
[15:07:53] <Bytram> oh, speaking of a thunderstorm, one is due here within the hour! I gotta stop lollygaggling (sp?) and get a move on!
[15:07:57] <Bytram> afk; biab
[15:07:57] <Runaway1956> I guess they can't afford to import weather to Mars yet
[15:08:08] <Bytram> ~weather mars
[15:08:09] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[15:08:39] <Bytram> http://spaceweather.com
[15:08:39] <Timmeh> ^✓ 03SpaceWeather.com -- News and information about meteor showers, solar flares, auroras, and near-Earth asteroids
[15:09:13] <Runaway1956> I google "weather conditions on Mars" and the browser seems to have choked
[15:09:24] <boru> SWPC and SDO are more useful for spaceweather.
[15:09:29] <Bytram> must be the excess CO2
[15:09:35] <boru> spaceweather.com aggregates some of those, though.
[15:09:54] <boru> The ENLIL stuff etc.
[15:10:07] <Bytram> boru: yeah, I'd gathered a bunch of links on those sites a while ago... and then they reorged their site and those links don't work any more
[15:10:09] <Bytram> :(
[15:10:12] <Runaway1956> ~weather Mars, Pz
[15:10:14] <exec> 10Mars, PA, USA - currently 76°F / 24°C, mostly cloudy, wind W at 8 mph, humidity 44% - Wednesday partly cloudy (63°F:83°F / 17°C:28°C), Thursday thunderstorm (56°F:80°F / 13°C:27°C), Friday sunny (58°F:83°F / 14°C:28°C), Saturday mostly sunny (62°F:87°F / 17°C:31°C)
[15:10:24] * Bytram would LOVE to have advance notice of possible aurora
[15:10:57] <Bytram> this looks promising: http://services.swpc.noaa.gov
[15:11:34] <Runaway1956> I just get dizzy, and my nose bleeds when I look above 2 miles high
[15:12:37] <Runaway1956> Oh, one of my workmates went skydiving over the weekend. He comes back telling me of some clown with a "high performance" 'chute smaked into a barn.
[15:13:06] <Runaway1956> That's gotta suck - 80 mph (give or take) into some old splinterey barn siding
[15:13:32] <Runaway1956> ~smake skydivers
[15:16:36] <boru> Bytram; they just moved the FTP, I think. I'll dig it out later, just in the middle of it at the moment.
[15:16:44] <Bytram> np
[15:16:59] <Bytram> I can work from this: http://services.swpc.noaa.gov
[15:17:00] <Runaway1956> I'm thinking about selling my cell phone . . . . turns out it has allergies
[15:17:12] <Bytram> just need to do some coding to find the right record and field.
[15:17:24] <Bytram> ok, re4ally gtg
[15:17:26] <Bytram> afk
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[15:19:16] <boru> The text stuff is still on ftp://ftp.swpc.noaa.gov fwiw
[15:19:44] <boru> The ENLIL plots and radio plots are stored away somewhere else, though, I think.
[15:21:28] <boru> The SDO FTP is still sane, iirc.
[15:23:03] <boru> Actually, there was someone I know from Freenode in here a while ago. He had a solar data aggregator on his site. I could've asked him.
[15:23:21] <boru> Do any of the bots do `seen`?
[15:23:26] <boru> ~seen superkuh
[15:23:27] <exec> boru, superkuh was last seen in #Soylent 9 days, 12 hours, 59 minutes, 3 seconds ago with message: So... it has come to this.
[15:23:36] <superkuh> ?
[15:23:52] <superkuh> Ah.
[15:23:53] <boru> Ah, you are here. You're superkuh from freenode?
[15:23:57] <superkuh> Yes.
[15:24:16] <boru> Splendid. Did you ever get around to figuring out what SWPC have done to their shite?
[15:24:24] <boru> ^Wsite.
[15:24:33] <superkuh> Nope. I gave up on scraping.
[15:24:41] <boru> Fiddlesticks. Fair enough.
[15:28:07] <boru> Looks like it pulls crap like this: http://services.swpc.noaa.gov
[15:38:18] <superkuh> If I were trying to set up automated warnings of probably aurora I'd check the Dst Index (http://pluto.space.swri.edu/image/glossary/dst.html) http://lasp.colorado.edu for >-100nT predicted and if the average of the last 3 hours of ACE SWEPAM interplanetary magnetic field down out of the ecliptic plane (Bz) were -10nT or more. http://www.swpc.noaa.gov
[15:38:20] <Timmeh> ^ 03Dst Index
[15:38:20] <Timmeh> ^ 03ACE Real-Time Solar Wind | NOAA / NWS Space Weather Prediction Center
[15:41:55] <Bytram> http://www.swpc.noaa.gov
[15:41:56] <Timmeh> ^ 03Planetary K-index | NOAA / NWS Space Weather Prediction Center
[15:42:29] <Bytram> but seems to be all graphics... not sure how to find raw data unless I scrape that page.
[15:45:05] <Bytram|away> time for me to get to work... have a great day everyone!
[15:51:56] <boru> Bytram|away; those JSON files have URLs to raw data, and the FTP has textual data which you could plot yourself.
[16:05:08] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Ham it up! 2016 ARRL Field Day is June 25-26 - http://sylnt.us - mmmmm-related-to-bacon
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[21:51:47] <crutchy> from the wtf-is-the-bill-of-rights dept.
[22:16:09] * TheMightyBuzzard yawns
[22:16:10] * MrPlow flips a Skittle into TheMightyBuzzard's gaping mouth
[22:16:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> they already voted. it failed by two votes.
[22:24:54] <chromas> woohoo++
[22:24:54] <Bender> karma - woohoo: 12
[22:26:07] * chromas reads the comments
[22:26:11] <chromas> Obama was a senator?
[22:26:54] <chromas> I just remember I'd never heard of him, then suddenly everyone was masturbating to a book he wrote, then he was running for Prez
[22:30:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... half an hour to kill before dinner time then three hours to kill till bedtime. getting the trash ready for tomorrow morning only uses up about 5m of that.
[22:32:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> gonna hafta break out some reruns later
[22:32:49] <chromas> watch porn
[22:32:53] <chromas> or better yet, make porn
[22:33:36] <chromas> watch the new mr robot episode
[22:33:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> worthwhile porn creation would require a chick and i don't have one here at the moment.
[22:33:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> feh to mr robot
[22:33:54] <chromas> but it's got like ratings and stuff
[22:34:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> they wouldn't get many +1 Funny's here with their writers
[22:35:27] <chromas> watch married with children reruns
[22:36:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> might hafta do that. already got em over on the media sharing box.
[22:36:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> i was thinking either finish the last season of buffy the vampire slayer or watch the last boyscout again
[22:37:04] <chromas> Didn't you watch that yesterday?
[22:37:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, got distracted by stuff of the else variety
[22:37:29] <chromas> Well there ya go
[22:37:36] <chromas> watch the movie, eat, then buffy
[22:37:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> tis indeed a plan
[22:38:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> tomorrow i might actually get some work on the site done
[22:38:39] <chromas> comment code?
[22:38:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> shit no. where's the fun in that?
[22:39:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> reworking old code without comments so pj has something to keep him from getting bored.
[22:39:24] <chromas> maintaining the ballmer peak
[22:40:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> haven't got to work on it the past couple days cause of yard work n painting n stuff.
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[22:41:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net
[22:43:21] <chromas> http://www.dailywire.com
[22:43:22] <Timmeh> ^ 03LOL: Feminist Organizes 'No Bra Day' to Teach Men 'Not to Sexualize Women's Bodies' | Daily Wire
[22:45:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> curse you, perky highschool bewbies!
[22:47:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> aight, gonna go flop on the couch and get some use out the ole raspberry pi media center
[22:47:34] <chromas> install hexchat on it :D
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[23:59:45] <paulej72> Why can't women sexualize everything like men do.