#Soylent | Logs for 2016-06-18

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[00:01:44] <takyon> bytram won't upgrade to my userscript
[00:01:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> ♫ I am the one the only one, I am the god of kingdom come, just gimme the prize ♫
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[00:02:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[00:02:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[00:02:48] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 66
[00:03:03] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> Goddamn, I miss the Backy.
[00:03:04] <takyon> beer++
[00:03:04] <Bender> karma - beer: 54
[00:03:56] <crutchy> is the ~ thingy what handles a click?
[00:03:57] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> It's time for a pot-smoke break. To alter reality as we know it. Ha. Hahaha. AAAAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHAHHHHHWWWWWWWW!
[00:04:02] <takyon> no
[00:04:12] <takyon> ~ is a CSS selector
[00:04:33] * crutchy hates css :/
[00:04:52] <takyon> https://developer.mozilla.org
[00:04:53] <Timmeh> ^ 03General sibling selectors - CSS | MDN
[00:04:57] <takyon> nah it's pretty good
[00:05:05] <takyon> CSS did more for my life than crutchy
[00:05:50] <crutchy> css was intended to separate layout from functionality. now its doing both
[00:06:06] <takyon> that's what we secretly wanted
[00:06:13] <takyon> we just want the power to play god in the browser
[00:06:21] <crutchy> i'd much rather do functionality with a real language
[00:06:27] <chromas> the other option would be to come up with a new language
[00:06:43] <chromas> we need something descriptive for the web
[00:06:43] <takyon> i'd rather use a language that is portable, cross-platform, and works in minutes
[00:07:04] <takyon> chromas: uuuuuuguguugugug muh "Semantic Web"
[00:07:05] <crutchy> at least then its more obvious what you're actually doing, rather than wrapping up a whole bunch of implied stuff with a single operator
[00:07:07] <chromas> turns out css is desciptive
[00:07:33] <crutchy> css is like implied programming
[00:07:38] <chromas> that's what we need
[00:07:59] <chromas> so you don't have to bring in 50GB of javascript just to have some buttons animate
[00:08:12] <takyon> css transitions
[00:08:18] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> Yeech.
[00:08:26] <takyon> https://developer.mozilla.org
[00:08:27] <Timmeh> ^ 03transition - CSS | MDN
[00:08:32] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> Actually, CSS ain't a bad thing.
[00:08:48] <crutchy> now instead of 50GB of javascript we get 50GB of css
[00:09:01] <takyon> not even
[00:09:12] <chromas> Nah, it's like systemd's ini files
[00:09:12] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> Android development espouses the lessons learned from CSS
[00:09:14] <chromas> <:D
[00:09:18] <crutchy> lol
[00:09:25] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Justice Department to Abandon Case Against Countrywide Co-Founder - http://sylnt.us - some-are-more-equal-than-others
[00:09:35] <takyon> the fuck is countrywide
[00:09:45] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> Instead of calling a local variable a string, now it's magically a resource placed in some far-away land.
[00:10:41] <takyon> gotta love js vars
[00:10:52] <takyon> but now I need another beer
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[00:11:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, we're well under a meg per page even with 250+ comments on that page
[00:11:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> i checked when we were doing this
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[00:11:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> sup, jass
[00:12:51] <takyon> onto the worst
[00:13:18] <crutchy> for a typical article, the css is over half the size of the html
[00:13:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> we ain't gonna have ya downloadin a phone book then hiding all the results cept the one you want shown. we ain't gates or pottering
[00:13:46] <takyon> i call bullshit on that crutch
[00:13:47] <crutchy> i thought you loaded all comments on page load?
[00:13:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, lot of the css is leftover cruft from a decade of slash development
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[00:14:12] <crutchy> takyon, i used ff network tool on https://soylentnews.org
[00:14:13] <Timmeh> ^ 03SN article: Climate Change Has Wiped Out Its First Mammal Species 04(34 comments)
[00:14:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, we do currently. all the ones that belong on that page of comments anyway.
[00:14:38] <crutchy> css is 27.9kb, html is 40.5kb
[00:15:08] <takyon> I read your comment wrong
[00:15:13] <takyon> i swer
[00:15:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> i mean we don't load 51-100 if you only asked for 1-50
[00:15:29] <takyon> who only asks for 1-50? a coward
[00:15:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, go max or go home
[00:15:49] <crutchy> as a coward, i want -1/-1 threaded every time :)
[00:15:55] <takyon> that's bad
[00:16:05] <takyon> people who aren't users will come, see the trolls, and skedaddle
[00:16:09] <crutchy> derp. i mean improved threaded
[00:16:15] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> crutchy, what is bad about seeing every post?
[00:16:22] <takyon> see above
[00:16:30] <crutchy> Allahu_Buttcrackbar, i wanna see every post
[00:16:37] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> Me too.
[00:16:39] <takyon> takyon hates your freedom
[00:16:44] <crutchy> but every time i reload the page i gotta reload it again with -1/-1
[00:17:00] <crutchy> needs a cookie or something
[00:17:00] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> takyon, as long as you hate Beaners and Niggers.
[00:17:03] <takyon> couldn't we use a cookie to store that temporarily
[00:17:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, improved is the JS version of what we're doing with css on dev and thus is going away.
[00:17:45] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> takyon, take a webcam shot. If the software doesn't recognize it, it's a beaner or nigger.
[00:17:55] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> Proof follows:
[00:17:58] <crutchy> i don't use all the expand/collapsey shit anyway. i set -1/-1 and scroll
[00:18:04] <takyon> you know, I bet we could do threading without reaload in pure CSS, if we attached a class to each comment that was "score_2" or whatever
[00:18:26] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> http://gizmodo.com
[00:18:27] <Timmeh> ^ 03HP Face-Tracking Webcams Don't Recognize Black People
[00:18:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, if you log in you'll also see that comments you've already read get faded.
[00:18:38] <takyon> I read that story when it was on /. Allahu_Ethanolbar
[00:18:45] <crutchy> TheMightyBuzzard, nah i don't want that
[00:19:00] <crutchy> programs pretending they know what i've read will always get it wrong
[00:19:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> not like outa sight, just enough that you can tell you've read em
[00:19:32] <crutchy> i just make everything visible and let my eyes do the sorting
[00:19:41] <takyon> "comments you've already read"
[00:19:52] <takyon> SOYLENTNEWS INTEGRATES EYE TRACKING API, DESTROYS USER PRIVACY
[00:19:58] <crutchy> lol
[00:20:02] <chromas> Need some js to make new comments appear in their spots as they're posted
[00:20:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, it wasn't easy.
[00:20:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> specially for em fookers what put tape over their webcams
[00:20:28] <crutchy> yeah gotta admit i was a bit confused by the concept of 'already read'. would i have to check a box or something to indicate that i've read it?
[00:20:39] <crutchy> how does it know?
[00:20:42] <takyon> clicking, hovering the comment
[00:20:47] <takyon> ^ pure lie
[00:20:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, it just dims everything if it's already been displayed to you.
[00:20:55] <crutchy> hmm. maybe that would work
[00:21:06] <crutchy> ergh. everything would be dimmed for me
[00:21:16] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> What I wanted was something to display things as they were, except for comment counts which were > 50 and didnt require frefreshing of the page and discussion.
[00:21:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> and it don't reset until you hit F5 or push the "mark all comments read" button
[00:21:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> so like if you moderate, you don't lose your place.
[00:22:02] <crutchy> sounds very complicated
[00:22:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> lil bit. makes for longer urls. basically it lets YOU mark them read or not.
[00:22:20] <crutchy> complexity++
[00:22:20] <Bender> karma - complexity: 3
[00:22:21] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> Buzzard, that's some hard shit.
[00:22:57] <crutchy> you could make it a whole lot slicker if you chucked out a lot of that cruft though
[00:23:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's neat for threaded though. skim skim skim, hey new shit, oh wait, it's EF, skim skim skim
[00:23:26] <crutchy> just delete the js files. don't need those. delete most of the css. that's just cruft
[00:23:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar
[00:23:58] <crutchy> just put a couple of one liner js functions in the html file for show/hide css class, and yer done
[00:24:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> well we're gettin rid of the improved threaded js. not sure what all else would be left.
[00:24:27] <takyon> oh wait
[00:24:33] <takyon> this dimming feature: I think I want it
[00:24:37] <takyon> just never realized it
[00:24:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's nifty. i dig it.
[00:25:02] * crutchy has never seen it. doesn't miss it :p
[00:25:05] <takyon> https://soylentnews.org
[00:25:07] <Timmeh> ^ 03SN comment by [02takyon (881)] (02Score:2)
[00:25:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> won't show if yer not logged in.
[00:25:51] <takyon> I'm drinking too fast for IRC, I'm going to have to leave.
[00:25:54] * TheMightyBuzzard goes to vote himself takyon
[00:25:55] <crutchy> my browsers are mostly set to never remember history, so logging in isn't an option
[00:26:15] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> "drinking to fast for IRC"
[00:26:27] <takyon> you can login
[00:26:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, add one measly cookie exception.
[00:26:29] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHHHHAHAHHAHAH
[00:26:36] <crutchy> is there such a thing as drinking too fast?
[00:26:38] <takyon> you just won't have a session after you close browser
[00:26:50] <crutchy> meh. that sounds like work
[00:26:53] <takyon> there is whhen you're drinking a miller
[00:27:02] <takyon> or maybe the opposite
[00:27:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> high life or lite?
[00:27:11] <takyon> high life
[00:27:19] <takyon> aka slightly better
[00:27:23] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> crutchy, when you wake up in the hospital with a needle in your arm, there is. Especially after you just almost died.
[00:27:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahh, the champagne of beers.
[00:27:44] <crutchy> Allahu_Buttcrackbar, haven't lived till you almost died
[00:28:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> almost? quit half-assing, you pansy.
[00:28:15] <chromas> sounds like Job Creation to me. Be proud of yourself
[00:28:18] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> HAHHAHAHAHA
[00:28:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> i died three times last week. you don't see me complaining.
[00:28:34] <takyon> i don't see you period
[00:28:36] <takyon> show us pix
[00:28:46] <takyon> *dick pix
[00:28:56] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> Well, shit. Good point. <almost-dies 5 times this week and the following week>
[00:28:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> don't! EF will do it!
[00:29:00] <chromas> dixels
[00:29:10] <crutchy> apparently. i dunno i never lived
[00:29:13] <SirFinkus> 8===D
[00:29:29] <chromas> dicscii
[00:29:31] <crutchy> getting cosy with death is for the youngsters
[00:29:41] <crutchy> at least that's military policy
[00:29:53] <takyon> officer crutchy
[00:30:08] <crutchy> nah i would be a shit military dude
[00:30:08] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> crutchy, you fag. You haven't lived.
[00:30:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar. i'm too old to almost die anymore. i'm pretty sure i've worked how to do it properly and remove the almost.
[00:30:29] <crutchy> i would be courtmarshalled too quick
[00:30:40] <crutchy> and booted out for threatening to defect
[00:30:50] <crutchy> or thrown in a lockup
[00:31:23] <crutchy> only if australia was actually invaded would i fight
[00:31:28] <takyon> kek
[00:31:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, i got to rip jeeps into itsy bitsy bits with a fully automatic, belt fed weapon.
[00:31:33] <takyon> nobody wants australia
[00:31:46] <takyon> australia #cut4soylent
[00:31:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> granted it did ruin me for camping but overall i dug army life.
[00:32:03] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> crutchy, your people have the balls to say, Fuck off, We're full!".
[00:32:04] <cmn32480> the chinese want Australia
[00:32:17] <takyon> yeah because they haven't lived there
[00:32:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, only the pretty parts. nobody wants the middle.
[00:32:31] <chromas> obviously oz doesn't have many chubbos
[00:32:41] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> Sucks Ass, Buzzbomm.
[00:32:47] <cmn32480> not surprised
[00:32:57] <takyon> bye
[00:33:07] <cmn32480> have you seen the size of the fucking spiders in the middle part???? Holy Fuckballs Batman!
[00:33:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's like a shitsie-pop. sweetness around a lump of turd.
[00:33:49] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> I don't indulge in Jew bullshit. It stopped being funny 10 years ago.
[00:35:58] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> now, we have Lena Dunham and Amy Schumer
[00:36:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> who?
[00:36:34] <chromas> exactly
[00:39:01] <crutchy> yeah we're just a chinese mining colony nowadays
[00:39:53] <crutchy> beijing will be a capital, and australia will be region 12
[00:40:07] <crutchy> or whatever those mockingjay thingys are
[00:40:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> eh, just so long as they leave yall open for tourism while the rest of the world's busy having winter
[00:40:50] <crutchy> district 12
[00:41:08] <crutchy> hah. yeah i dunno how the fuck you guys cope with your winters
[00:41:27] <crutchy> our winter is mild by comparison and i hate it
[00:41:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> well personally i'd like to find somewhere winter isn't and spend it there.
[00:41:55] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> I can point you towards good winters.
[00:41:56] <takyon> just shack up with crutchy
[00:42:14] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> Well, besides that.
[00:42:42] <crutchy> its winter here now. better to wait till november
[00:42:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> i dunno, i still think we should take all that fat subscription cash n buy a caribbean island.
[00:43:08] <crutchy> cuba?
[00:43:20] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> TheMightBuzzard++
[00:43:20] <Bender> karma - themightbuzzard: 1
[00:43:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> maybe. it should be pretty cheap.
[00:44:12] <crutchy> aren't there more americans in cuba than cubans?
[00:44:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> do like they did with the indians n trade em shiny beads.
[00:44:42] <crutchy> mmm. microwaved pizza :D
[00:44:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, cuba's a shithole. only sjws want to go there.
[00:45:01] <crutchy> yeah thats what i mean
[00:45:09] <cmn32480> watch it buzzard
[00:45:10] <crutchy> there seem to be a lot of sjws
[00:45:21] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> https://www.youtube.com
[00:45:22] <Timmeh> ^ 03Fujitsu TS Mainboard Production Augsburg HD - YouTube
[00:45:27] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> SOD off
[00:45:27] <chromas> can we send 'em all to central australia so they'll die?
[00:45:32] <chromas> or they'll merge with the spiders
[00:45:50] <chromas> spiderkin
[00:46:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> we should buy it, kick all the natives off to like the hurricane catching end, and build like a bar and a nice hotel on the beach.
[00:46:22] <cmn32480> #youtube kyles mom is a big fat bitch
[00:46:23] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[00:46:42] <crutchy> the western meditteranean seems nicer
[00:46:52] <crutchy> carribean is full of oil
[00:47:13] <crutchy> does anyone still swim in it?
[00:47:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, mediterranean is full of europeans
[00:47:23] <crutchy> lol
[00:47:36] <crutchy> yeah i guess thats a good point
[00:48:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> i mean like the greeks alone eclipse that oil spill from the fucked up drilling platform.
[00:48:31] <crutchy> i meant the west side of italy
[00:48:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> on the other hand, their chicks tolerate getting sexed in the butt pretty well, by reputation at least
[00:48:46] <crutchy> s/side//
[00:48:46] <sedctl> <crutchy> i meant the west of italy
[00:48:55] <crutchy> lol
[00:49:13] * crutchy prefers the frontbutt
[00:49:21] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> Fuck those goddamn nigggabastardsfsdfs
[00:49:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, buttist
[00:49:54] * TheMightyBuzzard just closes his eyes, shoves, and lets fate take over
[00:49:56] <crutchy> the brown butts aren't my thing
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[00:50:49] <crutchy> ~say <#> tama, the brown butts aren't my thing
[00:51:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> aight, yall done kept me shit talking through dinner time. fuckers.
[00:51:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> ima go eat fuds, watch tv, then go to bed.
[00:54:08] <chromas> ~define fuds
[00:54:10] <exec> [urbandictionary] 03FUD: Scottish slang term meaning pussy, vagina, muff, cunt
[00:58:32] <crutchy> mmmm
[00:58:43] <crutchy> muffdiving++
[00:58:43] <Bender> karma - muffdiving: 1
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[01:40:27] <cmn32480> fuck I hate being at work this late
[01:40:34] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Belgian Hospitals Turn to Robots to Receive Patients - http://sylnt.us - please-state-the-nature-of-the-medical-emergency
[01:43:11] * Runaway1956 doesn't mind cmn32480 being at work so late
[01:45:30] * cmn32480 has no good retort to that... except :-[
[01:45:42] <Runaway1956> fekkin' folding - main machine crunched on a work unit for about 10 hours, then it crashed repeatedly - total points today looks like <150k
[01:46:00] <Subsentient> Apparently takyon is super rich and he's hoarding potato sacks full of cash from us...
[01:46:01] <Subsentient> GET HIM!!!
[01:46:18] <Runaway1956> No need to get him -
[01:46:19] * Subsentient socializes democratically
[01:46:23] * Runaway1956 goes for a potato sack
[02:14:01] <Runaway1956> #submit http://www.aljazeera.com
[02:14:02] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[02:14:27] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[02:28:20] <Runaway1956> #submit http://www.jpost.com
[02:28:23] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[02:28:49] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
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[02:54:17] <Drunkenness> Sup Niggaz
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[02:55:25] <crutchy> ~arthur cbd2b3
[02:56:10] <crutchy> ~rainbow fart
[02:56:12] <exec> 00,04f00,07a00,08r00,09t
[02:56:14] <exec> attempting to submit story: "A crashed computer at the US Air Force wiped out a decade's worth of data"
[02:56:44] <exec> error: something went wrong with your submission - maybe try again in a minute
[02:57:55] <crutchy> ~arthur cbd2b3
[02:58:33] <exec> attempting to submit story: "A crashed computer at the US Air Force wiped out a decade's worth of data"
[02:58:45] <crutchy> ...
[02:59:04] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[02:59:31] <cmn32480> aww don't give him shit.. you wrote him and I have him ruinning on a celeron
[03:02:10] <crutchy> ~submit cba9c6
[03:02:12] <exec> error: unable to download source (get_redirected_url)
[03:02:19] <crutchy> ~submit cba9c6
[03:02:21] <exec> error: unable to download source (get_redirected_url)
[03:02:23] <crutchy> oops
[03:02:26] <crutchy> ~arthur cba9c6
[03:03:03] <exec> attempting to submit story: "Automation, not cheap labor, is reshaping outsourcing"
[03:03:34] <exec> error: something went wrong with your submission - maybe try again in a minute
[03:03:51] <crutchy> ~arthur cba9c6
[03:04:30] <exec> attempting to submit story: "Automation, not cheap labor, is reshaping outsourcing"
[03:05:01] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[03:05:21] <crutchy> ~arthur 685f30
[03:05:23] <exec> it has been only 22.113482952118 seconds since the last submission - please wait
[03:06:11] <crutchy> thats... very precise
[03:06:18] <exec> attempting to submit story: "China claims exascale by 2020, three years before U.S."
[03:06:49] <exec> error: something went wrong with your submission - maybe try again in a minute
[03:07:18] * cmn32480 points out again who wrote that code
[03:09:30] <crutchy> ~update-exec-file scripts/storybot_submit.php
[03:09:32] <exec> attempting to download https://raw.githubusercontent.com
[03:09:32] <exec> successfully saved downloaded content to "/home/chris/Downloads/Exec/exec-irc-bot-master/scripts/storybot_submit.php"
[03:09:44] <crutchy> ~arthur 685f30
[03:09:57] <cmn32480> you think you unbroke it?
[03:10:21] <exec> attempting to submit story: "China claims exascale by 2020, three years before U.S."
[03:10:21] <crutchy> nah just added a round, and return after
[03:10:52] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
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[03:12:16] <crutchy> ~arthur 20879c
[03:12:53] <exec> attempting to submit story: "Flash Player zero-day exploit is being used in the wild by a cyberespionage group"
[03:13:23] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
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[03:14:01] <crutchy> ~arthur ee2b75
[03:14:03] <exec> it has been only 40 seconds since the last submission - please wait
[03:14:48] <crutchy> ~arthur ee2b75
[03:15:25] <exec> attempting to submit story: "GitHub attacker launched massive login campaign using stolen passwords"
[03:15:56] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
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[03:23:39] <Fug> Uh, main. Tobaccos is divine
[03:24:03] <Bytram|away> ~rps sssss
[03:24:06] <exec> rank for martyb: 6 - http://ix.io
[03:25:21] <Fug> Got chased away by blacks, for bumming a smoke
[03:25:24] <Fug> Bahahahaha
[03:26:06] * Bytram notes that the laundry just finished next door. :/
[03:26:11] <Fug> Now have a phat bottle.
[03:26:41] <Fug> When there is tobacco, and booze, the only good music to play is FRANK ZAPPA
[03:27:08] <Bytram> School's out for summer!
[03:27:36] <Fug> For you. I will be stuck with school for the next 12 weeks.
[03:27:48] <Bytram> unless you are hemispherically challenged
[03:28:15] <Fug> https://www.youtube.com
[03:28:16] <Timmeh> ^ 03frank zappa's 'stinkfoot', 1974 solo only - YouTube
[03:28:31] <Bytram> https://www.sciencedaily.com
[03:29:13] <Fug> 12 more weeks of bullshit. It cost me my good job with Boston Dynamics.
[03:29:43] <Bytram> would you have got to play with the 4-legged or the 2-legged robots?
[03:30:17] <Fug> Bytram, the Gay Jewish robots I built there were all of two legs.
[03:30:28] <Bytram> sounds more like a golem in the gears
[03:30:47] <Bytram> (with apologies to Piers Anthony and the Xanth series)
[03:31:40] <Fug> I will build more.
[03:32:11] <crutchy> Bytram, that's not exascale right?
[03:32:22] * crutchy isn't familiar with supercomputing shiz
[03:32:27] <Bytram> right... not anywhere close
[03:32:46] <crutchy> if they get 1000 of these kilocore things, would it be close?
[03:32:46] <Bytram> otoh, very power efficient. 0.7 watt and for a chip on a 32nm process
[03:33:05] <crutchy> that would be like 1,000,000 cores
[03:33:05] <Fug> Bytram, what about the interconnects?
[03:33:13] <cmn32480> ~gday bytram
[03:33:15] * exec sneakily terrorizes a shitload of silver coins with bytram
[03:33:21] <cmn32480> ~gday fug
[03:33:23] * exec fanatically gives a wallet of trauma to fug
[03:33:23] <Bytram> each chip is 1.78 teraflop
[03:33:28] <Fug> Sup cmn.
[03:33:30] <Bytram> ~gday cmn32480
[03:33:32] * exec abnormally inserts a btrfs volume of nasty, rotten burrito into cmn32480
[03:33:45] <cmn32480> still at work...
[03:33:48] <cmn32480> leaving soon
[03:33:50] * Bytram waits for the person who started their laundry 30 minutes ago to come retrieve it
[03:34:11] <Fug> Bytram, does your data house utilize proprietary interconnects?
[03:34:14] <Bytram> cmn32480: that's a LONG day.... I'll be working til 11:15 tomorrow, so my heart goes out to you
[03:34:19] <crutchy> so would 1,780,000 terraflops be exascale?
[03:34:25] * crutchy has nfi what an exaflop is
[03:34:37] <cmn32480> been here since 7:15 this morning
[03:34:47] <cmn32480> stupid customers
[03:34:51] <Bytram> well, it USED TO BE aflop, now' it's an EXaflop
[03:35:00] <Fug> flop = 32-bit floating-point operatons per foot
[03:35:01] <Bytram> yowza!
[03:35:10] <crutchy> 10^18 flops is an exaflop
[03:35:19] <Bytram> Fug: nice try -- lol!
[03:35:38] <cmn32480> flop = what I do jumping in a pool
[03:35:41] <crutchy> so 1 exaflop is 10^12 flops
[03:35:41] * Bytram realized he should make some dinner...
[03:35:46] <crutchy> derp
[03:35:52] <Fug> When one uses a "float" as a datatype, the assumption is always that 32 bits of memory is allocated per float.
[03:35:55] <crutchy> 1 teraflop is 10^12 flops
[03:35:58] <Fug> me = win. you = lose.
[03:36:10] <crutchy> ooh
[03:36:24] <Bytram> kilo, mega, giga, terra, peta, exa ... I think
[03:36:31] <crutchy> 1,780,000 teraflops would be 1.78 exaflops
[03:36:39] <Fug> That's why none of you sods have the word "float" in your code.
[03:36:42] <Fug> Prove me wrong.
[03:36:53] <crutchy> used to
[03:36:57] <crutchy> now i use double
[03:36:59] <Bytram> crutchy: https://en.wikipedia.org
[03:37:00] <Timmeh> ^ 03Wiki: Metric prefix
[03:37:09] <crutchy> but old pascal used to use float as a floating point type
[03:37:27] <Bytram> looks like I remembered the prefixes correctly
[03:37:33] <crutchy> Bytram, yeah
[03:37:34] <Bytram> okay; meal time, brb
[03:37:46] <Fug> crutchy, all programming languages have "float" as a flouting-point decimal type.
[03:37:55] <Fug> even assembly.
[03:38:14] <crutchy> except for those stupid weak type scripting languages
[03:38:20] <Bytram> but there are different sizes of float; 32-bit, 64-bit, and IEEE (ISTR are 80bit)
[03:38:21] <crutchy> like php
[03:38:33] <crutchy> float in pascal was a generic type
[03:38:48] <crutchy> i think it was single
[03:38:50] <crutchy> equiv
[03:39:06] <Bytram> Fug: I do not recall a floating point instruction in the 6502 assembly language or in the processor, for that matter
[03:39:32] <crutchy> double is 64-bits?
[03:39:39] <Bytram> and, if memory still serves, the same holds for the PDP-8 and for the PDP-11
[03:39:42] <Bytram> crutchy: yes
[03:39:46] <crutchy> i think its 8 bytes
[03:39:54] <Bytram> well, not really, but generally
[03:39:54] <Fug> You didn't use them there. But when one was needed you'd qualify the register EAX:FLOAT
[03:40:38] * Bytram scrounges around trying to find his copy of the MACRO-11 programming manual
[03:41:20] <Bytram> okay, I *really* need to get some food.
[03:41:22] <Bytram> brb
[03:41:23] <Bytram> afk
[03:42:07] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Non-US Encryption is 'Theoretical' Claims CIA Chief in Backdoor Debate - http://sylnt.us - masters-of-the-universe
[03:44:42] <Fug> Fuck the CIA
[03:45:03] <Fug> Kennedy should have been given the opportunity to splinter those fuckers to the wind.
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[04:15:22] <Bytram> !uid
[04:15:22] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6264, owned by ewibble
[04:27:04] * cmn32480 goes home
[04:27:09] <cmn32480> back tomorrow
[04:28:38] <Bytram> ~submit http://www.nytimes.com
[04:28:41] <exec> error: description meta content not found or empty
[04:29:03] <Bytram> ~gnight cmn32480
[04:29:05] * exec defiantly launches a dong of 04,06derp toward cmn32480
[04:29:33] * Bytram decides that sleep would be a good idea right about now
[04:30:12] <Bytram|away> ~gnight #Soylent
[04:30:14] * exec single-candidly queefs a pile of feminism at #Soylent
[04:37:35] <takyon> dsijsfjisf
[05:13:17] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Viacom Owners Ousts Board Members in "Shakespearean Drama" - http://sylnt.us - it's-nothing-personal
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[06:53:35] <chromas> Is that why those pushing for a dystopian now hate the idea?
[08:31:41] <crutchy> i think 'meritocracy' is what they're calling communism in western countries... yanno cos they can't call it 'communism'
[08:32:26] <crutchy> you shall work for the 'grater good', and the bureaucrats shall decide your worth
[08:33:57] <crutchy> ~g'day >beverage 03fart gas
[08:33:58] <exec> added to beverages
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[08:36:02] <chromas> meritocracy is what the feminists hate in programming
[08:36:38] <crutchy> oh yeah. boobs should be worth at least 10,000 loc each
[08:40:04] <chromas> bewbatocracy
[08:41:48] <crutchy> with a dick-tator
[08:43:13] <chromas> https://youtu.be
[08:43:15] <Timmeh> ^ 03GRRL SCOUTS // A drug-fueled action comedy - YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com )
[08:43:57] * chromas dawns troll cap
[08:45:59] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Lone Hacker Claims to Have Accessed Democratic National Committee Servers - http://sylnt.us - some-days-we-just-miss-the-cold-war
[09:46:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:46:55] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2683
[10:17:09] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Emissions Detected From Space Reveal Big Polluters - http://sylnt.us - finding-polluters...-from-spaaaaaace!
[10:20:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> from the pull-my-finger dept
[10:57:47] <crutchy> ahoy!
[11:12:04] <crutchy> chromas, that was funny af
[11:12:31] <crutchy> that must be why every stoner has a smile on his face... dreamin he's an alumifuckinati!
[11:46:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, yo, yo, home skillet
[11:46:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> got distracted by funky perl quirks
[11:48:19] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - NASA Spacecraft Barreling Toward Jupiter for July 4 Meetup - http://sylnt.us - did-they-planet-that-way?
[11:52:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> shit, outa coffee n low on nicotine
[11:52:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:52:57] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2684
[11:52:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[11:52:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[11:52:58] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 67
[12:02:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, baby. got better pagination for threads halfway done.
[12:21:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, think i'm done with that sub...
[12:49:28] * TheMightyBuzzard scratches his head
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[12:52:32] * crutchy is working on a test ai for the mud
[12:57:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> neato. working on making threaded comments count properly for pagination purposes. give you at least your maximum per page without breaking up threads.
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[13:34:30] <crutchy> TheMightyBuzzard, http://i.imgur.com
[13:34:52] <crutchy> ai pathfinding works
[13:34:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> das a fookin huge dungeon, yo
[13:35:50] <crutchy> players normally don't see all of it
[13:36:07] <crutchy> this is my player map: http://i.imgur.com
[13:36:22] <crutchy> light grey is fogged
[13:38:08] <crutchy> you might notice that the area around the dark green coord on my player map matches the left end of the ai path :p
[13:38:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> still damned big. you'd never find your way around it.
[13:38:55] <crutchy> possibly.i still gotta put a bunch of goodies and monsters n shit
[13:39:15] <crutchy> for a small number of players i might build in a boundary
[13:39:22] <crutchy> which can be expanded with additional players
[13:39:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> need to ai the players as well. screw letting them do what they want.
[13:39:50] <crutchy> yeah ai gotta be developed
[13:40:04] <crutchy> its about where i got up to with the airciv ai
[13:40:16] <crutchy> s/air/ir/
[13:40:17] <sedctl> <crutchy> its about where i got up to with the irciv ai
[13:40:31] <crutchy> before i ran into data management problems
[13:40:44] <crutchy> mysql++
[13:40:44] <Bender> karma - mysql: -3
[13:41:40] <crutchy> goodies will probably include portals to transport to different places in the dungeon
[13:41:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> man, i so can't figure out this basic shit i wanna do in a template. i think i burned up all my good code getting the rest of it working.
[13:42:19] <crutchy> you been rehashing?
[13:45:53] <Runaway1956> #submit https://www.eff.org
[13:45:54] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[13:45:58] <crutchy> might also build in some auto's for players, like move-to-waypoint
[13:46:18] <crutchy> so players can leave waypoints on their map and auto-move to them if they get lost
[13:46:19] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[13:47:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, working on paginating threaded pages properly instead of getting all complex and adding new settings n shit.
[13:47:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> more complexity for me, less for lusers
[13:49:21] <Runaway1956> #submit https://www.eff.org
[13:49:22] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[13:49:47] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[13:49:51] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Department of Education Recommends Termination of Accreditor - http://sylnt.us - take-the-rest-of-the-department-with-it
[13:50:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> Runaway1956, submitted again too fast. didn't go through.
[13:50:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> i need to put some error detection in him
[13:50:30] <Runaway1956> Ohkay, thanks Buzzard
[13:50:38] <Runaway1956> I'll wait a few minutes
[13:50:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's a site setting though, not a MrPlow setting.
[13:51:07] <Runaway1956> Ahh, I see.
[13:52:02] <Runaway1956> Father's day cake - I've had enough of a good thing, and maybe even a little to much . .
[13:53:02] <Runaway1956> #submit https://www.eff.org
[13:53:03] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[13:53:28] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[13:54:05] * TheMightyBuzzard scratches his head
[13:54:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> the 2nd one was from april
[14:04:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, fuck this. i'm lost in the web that is rehash. i shall now shut down and play some vidya.
[15:21:01] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - U.S. Diplomats Urge Bombing of Assad's Forces in Syria - http://sylnt.us - late-to-the-party
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[17:19:59] <cmn32480> ~gday knuckleheads
[17:20:01] * exec illegitimately inserts a broken promise of toxic masculinity into knuckleheads
[17:22:34] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Buggy Australian Election; Researchers Denied Access to Source Code of Voting Software - http://sylnt.us - dollars-before-democracy
[18:04:42] <Runaway1956> Not Canadian, so I can't be a Canucklehead
[18:05:13] * Runaway1956 is happy to announce that there are no Adobe products on his computer
[18:05:22] * cmn32480 golf claps
[18:05:43] <Runaway1956> No starcruft for me, LOL
[18:35:30] <Runaway1956> Blame this on global warming -
[18:35:40] <Runaway1956> #submit http://www.foxnews.com
[18:35:41] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[18:36:00] * Runaway1956 wanders off to bed
[18:36:06] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[18:53:44] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Feds Drop all Charges in FedEX Drug Delivery Case - http://sylnt.us - shipping-charges
[20:55:16] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Canonical's Snap Packages: Universal Install Packages for Any Linux Distro? - http://sylnt.us - defragmentation
[21:27:55] <chromas> no
[21:28:17] <chromas> They have to solve the distros-put-everthing-in-a-different-place issue
[21:28:37] <chromas> which is really the only issue
[21:59:40] <cmn32480> Linux needs a registry
[21:59:43] <cmn32480> that'll solve it
[22:00:01] <chromas> I think ganome 3 has one
[22:08:55] <Deucalion> they had it with gconf then dconf.... why bother with pesky config files when it can all be shoved into one 'useful' binary centralised file that can only be read by the g(d)conf-editor utility? Much easier that way. Much like putting application logs in ~/.config e.g. ~/.config/hexchat/logs - yup that's where logs should live... in the config folder... /me throws up a little
[22:09:43] <chromas> It makes sense from a robot overlord perspective
[22:09:52] <chromas> reconfigure based on experience
[22:10:16] <chromas> "My history is my configuration"
[22:11:49] <Deucalion> It fucks with my OCD tendencies that logs go to a config dir... I think I may be part Vulkan or something... but surely logs should be centralised in something like ~/.logs/$app/log
[22:13:42] <Deucalion> At this rate I'll have to expend some energy and do a slack or arch build
[22:13:52] <Deucalion> I do hate expending energy
[22:22:27] <chromas> well see then systemd is just right for you :D
[22:22:38] <chromas> config files instead of scripts in /etc
[22:22:58] <chromas> although the name /etc implies miscellaneous
[22:26:27] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Canada is Hiring Two New Astronauts! Apply by Aug. 15 - http://sylnt.us - give-your-career-a-"boost"
[22:27:03] <Deucalion> What we need is a new standard!!
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[22:27:58] <cmn32480> that's the standard answer
[22:28:14] <chromas> We need a new standard new standard answer
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[22:28:37] <chromas> aw
[22:28:59] <chromas> Deucalion: do your juggs jiggle when I try to do botserv/baconserv commands?
[22:29:32] <Deucalion> chromas... I see nothings... you should be able to assign the public BS bots to your channels
[22:30:11] <Deucalion> I was just reminding myself how to create and assign a bot... I don't get to do it often and my memory is less than that of a goldfish so shit falls out
[22:30:18] <chromas> I just wondered 'cause it throws a permission error here, so I thought maybe it'd ding you that someone's bein' bad
[22:30:43] <chromas> shit also falls out of a goldfish ;)
[22:31:39] <Deucalion> I think pj has higher perms, he may see it... but generally as an admin you don't care to see when a user executes a denied command... it was denied so who gives a fuck
[22:35:47] <Deucalion> Something, something... not wanting to be swamped with false positives caused by typos... blah... clearly on a larger IRC network I am sure the mods and admins rate limit on such things
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[22:39:08] <Deucalion> chromas, what are you trying to do that gives you a permission error?
[22:39:29] <chromas> Oh, it was just the say command. Nothing important
[22:43:55] <cmn32480> wtf.... we really have a channel called #safespace
[22:46:17] <chromas> in #safespace, paper comes in circles and has the edges filed off
[22:47:30] <cmn32480> full on unicorns pooping rainbows too?
[22:48:05] <Deucalion> Does it come with an isolation bubble that filters out anything I don't agree with?
[22:48:44] <chromas> Yes. Yes it does
[22:48:56] <chromas> but no unicorns. That's cultural appropriation
[22:49:23] * chromas checks to see if the server has a per-channel censorship option
[22:50:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> .kick chromas censored on #soylent
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[22:50:13] * TheMightyBuzzard snickers
[22:50:21] <chromas> hey, how'd I come back in?
[22:50:21] <Deucalion> Does it twitter my outrage at any comment made that upsets my sensibilities automatically? I need that to feel safe... I feel raped any time anyone holds a different opinion to me.
[22:50:29] <chromas> Last I checked my client didn't have auto-rejoin
[22:50:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> does now. or you wrote a script
[22:51:21] <chromas> Deucalion: you're a ciswhitestraightmale, you can't even. You're appropriating feminist culture
[22:52:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, you're speaking english. stop appropriating the culture i appropriated from whitey.
[22:52:33] <cmn32480> yeah we know.. everybody is a special snowflake except the straight white male... we are all just fucktards
[22:52:52] * TheMightyBuzzard nods sagely
[22:53:02] <cmn32480> I prefer rosemary
[22:55:14] <Deucalion> OhMyFGod Chromas... that is so inappropriate... you're so assuming... I may have to get another piercing to signify my outrage... I can't even... why would anyone think I am white? And male? I mean, I have a penis and like chicks and am white, but that doesn't mean I identify as that. You should respect how I identify myself as a black, post-op TS! Thought that was obvious.
[22:56:09] <chromas> ♪la la la lla♫ /me plugs ears ♪lalalalah! I can't hear you!♫
[22:56:16] <Deucalion> :D
[22:56:25] * TheMightyBuzzard identifies as a lesbian attack helicopter
[22:56:41] * cmn32480 wonders if a white male who thinks he is a black, white girl loving lesbian is just a straight white male
[22:57:01] <Deucalion> .op
[22:57:01] -!- mode/#Soylent [+o Deucalion] by Aphrodite
[22:57:16] -!- TheMightyBuzzard was kicked from #Soylent by Deucalion!~juggs@Soylent/Staff/IRC/juggs [TheMightyBuzzard]
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[22:57:30] <chromas> slow script
[22:57:31] <Deucalion> He's sooo inappropriate
[22:57:53] <Deucalion> .deop
[22:57:53] -!- mode/#Soylent [-o Deucalion] by Aphrodite
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[22:57:59] -!- mode/#Soylent [+o Vengeance] by services.
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[22:58:17] <Deucalion> I may leave the tattoes bastard of bots in here a while
[22:58:26] <Deucalion> tattoed* even
[22:58:28] <chromas> chanop needs a mod so the new chanserv bot kicks the old 'un
[22:58:56] <Tramtrist> !quote
[22:58:56] <Bender> quote <ID/search string>
[22:59:02] <Tramtrist> !quote apples
[22:59:02] <Bender> No quotes found with the text 'apples'
[22:59:05] <Deucalion> Uhh... the old services bot does get removed when a new one is assigned
[22:59:08] <Tramtrist> !quote dogs
[22:59:08] <Bender> Quote 493 - <crutchy> aw now dogshit is socialist
[22:59:21] <Tramtrist> !randomquote
[22:59:25] <Tramtrist> !quote *
[22:59:25] <Bender> Quote 73 - <chimp> xlefay: All I saw was ******?
[22:59:29] <Bender> Also in quotes: 102, 130, 134, 382, 397, 427, 434, 470, 576, 625, 639, 705
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[22:59:43] <Tramtrist> !quote services
[22:59:43] <Bender> No quotes found with the text 'services'
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[22:59:49] <Tramtrist> !quote Deucalion
[22:59:49] <Bender> Quote 565 - <Deucalion> The scariest person to come across is the one that claims they never fucked up. Pathological liar or so unaware if themselves they are a liability to all around.
[22:59:53] <Bender> Also in quotes: 700, 701, 702, 703
[23:00:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> !quote bender
[23:00:14] <Bender> No quotes found with the text 'bender'
[23:00:16] <Tramtrist> !quote 701
[23:00:17] <Bender> Quote 701 - <Deucalion> !grab Deucalion
[23:00:17] <chromas> Sure but not with a kick
[23:00:46] <Deucalion> chromas.. not sure what you mean
[23:01:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> hey, what's the deal, i don't have an auto-rejoin script and hexchat don't have a setting for it i can find...
[23:01:33] <chromas> so it looks like the old bot is kicked, like a kick command
[23:01:48] <chromas> TheMightyBuzzard: I CULTURALLY APPROPRIATED YOUR SCRIPT
[23:01:48] <Deucalion> Connecting via ZNC TMB?
[23:01:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar
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[23:02:25] <Deucalion> Might wanna look at those settings on ZNC then... it's pretty sticky by default
[23:03:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> meh, there's too many of em. it makes my head hurt.
[23:04:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> ha, found it
[23:04:36] <Tramtrist> !quote trump
[23:04:37] <Bender> No quotes found with the text 'trump'
[23:04:47] <Deucalion> chromas.. nah, there is no kick involved. When I do a /bs assign the newly assigned bot joins then the old bot leaves automagically. It's all BS anyway.. all the services bots are just the same process with many names
[23:06:08] <chromas> /bs say #Soylent 👌👈
[23:06:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, like politicians then
[23:07:08] -!- n1 has quit [Read error: Connection reset by peer]
[23:07:35] <Vengeance> I will rain down fire upon my enemies
[23:08:12] * TheMightyBuzzard gives Vengeance a beer by way of staying on his good side
[23:08:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> !quote bewbs
[23:08:28] <Bender> Quote 131 - <crutchy> ubuntu... with bewbs
[23:08:32] <Bender> Also in quotes: 630
[23:08:38] <Deucalion> Vengeance is marked as a private bot.. you'll not be able to /bs say through it chromas
[23:08:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> !quote 630
[23:08:42] <Bender> Quote 630 - <crutchy> all i saw were bewbs
[23:09:03] <chromas> I just figured it's 'cause I ain't got no permissions
[23:09:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> Vengeance is mine, sayeth the juggs
[23:09:26] <Vengeance> I need moar beer....
[23:10:29] * TheMightyBuzzard snags a keg from crutchy while he's at work
[23:10:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh crap, it's the weekend. he's gonna notice.
[23:10:58] <Deucalion> chromas, if you assign one of the public bots to a channel you own (founder or op) you should be able to "say" through it - I think. Fucking granularity on IRC perms does my head in at the best of times.
[23:11:23] <chromas> We should all switch to xmpp with its multi-user chat :D
[23:11:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, wait, he's an aussie. he's probably already drank a keg himself and passed out on the lawn.
[23:11:58] <chromas> plus it's Sunday for him. The weekend's almost over
[23:12:00] <chromas> or under
[23:12:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, i had an xmpp server set up on boron for a while just to test it but we got rid of it last time we cleaned up unnecessary crap from servers.
[23:12:58] <chromas> You forgot to remove the httpd server
[23:13:03] <chromas> All we need is irc
[23:13:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, i mean really, you can read html plenty good if we just paste it in channel
[23:14:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> #g bewbs
[23:14:01] <MrPlow> http://www.urbandictionary.com - "bewbs. A butchery of the word \"boobs.\" Means \"breasts.\" OMG! Shirlie has teh bewbs!!!! by Burkshifter February 12, 2005. 470 151. Buy the mug. 3. bewb."
[23:14:15] <Deucalion> Didn't NC get gopher working at one point?
[23:14:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> !grab bewbs
[23:14:20] <Bender> I don't know what bewbs said, so I can't quote them!
[23:14:35] <Deucalion> !grab TheMightyBuzzard
[23:14:35] <Bender> Added quote 740
[23:14:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> they said "bouncy, bouncy, bouncy"
[23:15:19] <Deucalion> !quote 740
[23:15:19] <Bender> Quote 740 - <TheMightyBuzzard> !grab bewbs
[23:15:45] <chromas> Are there any browsers left with gopher support? Opera dun done away with it
[23:15:46] <Deucalion> That's all the evidence we need... he garbs boobs... MISOGINIIIIST!
[23:16:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> what part of "LESBIAN attack helicopter" did you miss?
[23:16:58] <Deucalion> Plenty of gopher stuff in most linux repos.. mostly unmaintained of course, and a lot more to be had outside the repos.
[23:17:11] * TheMightyBuzzard scratches his head
[23:18:04] * Deucalion scratches his left ear lobe
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[23:21:50] <Deucalion> OK - I'm done with the services stuff... just had to refesh the noodle
[23:22:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> neat. turns out if you're not part of a gang, don't plan on committing a crime where shooting you is justified, and don't feel the need to commit suicide, you only have a 0.000008564102564% chance of being killed by a firearm in any given year.
[23:22:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> needless to say you can stop counting once it happens. the odds of you being killed twice by a firearm are infinitesimal.
[23:23:01] <cmn32480> friend of mine told me thye other day that none of his AR's had kilerld anybody yet. And he keeps leaving the bullets where they can get them
[23:23:39] <Deucalion> Wait... that can't possibly be right... Gun violence is the #1 priority in this election run up... millions are being killed every day by the things. Or have we been misled by MSM?
[23:23:45] * chromas subtracts 'urban youths' from the stats; watches how far down the list we jump in gun crimes
[23:23:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, mine won't even shoot the roomie's kids when i tell them to get me some nap breakage retribution
[23:24:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> Deucalion, that could never happen, could it?
[23:25:22] <Deucalion> Timely mass shooting for all to comment on though... right. Yeh, I am ~that~ cynical.
[23:25:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> he was probably from Quebec
[23:25:58] <chromas> Pulse was an inside jerb
[23:26:18] <chromas> Lead can't melt steel hearts
[23:26:27] <Deucalion> And a few days later - a UK MP gets stabbed to death in the street.... an attack on democracy or just a random nutter? You decide.
[23:26:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, lasers attached to sharks' heads can though
[23:27:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> Deucalion, something must be done about assault knives.
[23:30:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> on the up side, i think you peasants are still allowed longbows, though you're no longer required to own them or practice with them regularly.
[23:40:11] <Deucalion> I think there is still a law exemption about shooting a Welsh man with an arrow if they try to enter Bristol. As silly as some of these things are, I'd much rather live in an environment where you are free to do what you like unless ruled out than the construct much of Europe has which seems to work the other way.... i.e. unless it is explicitly allowed it is verboten or needs a permit.
[23:41:27] * Deucalion still wavers on the Brexit vote
[23:42:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> well, look at it this way: how're you sposed to get in another war with france if you're both in the EU?
[23:42:33] <cmn32480> I'ma go home
[23:42:37] <cmn32480> maybe see y'all altwer
[23:42:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar
[23:42:45] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[23:42:47] * exec ceremoniously bitchslaps a staff of dollars with TheMightyBuzzard
[23:42:49] <cmn32480> ~gday Deucalion
[23:42:51] * exec theoretically writes a fanfic featuring a blerg of windows 95 about Deucalion
[23:44:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> seriously though, you lot gain nothing and give up quite a lot to be part of the EU.
[23:44:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[23:44:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[23:44:44] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 68
[23:48:43] <Deucalion> We're heavily dependant on the London financial centre for income. Most of those could relocate to Frankfurt in a heartbeat. But then released from the EU leash the London exchanges could ramp up the silliness when it comes to lack of regulation and so would stay to take advantage of the lax regulation. I'm really finding hard to come down one way or the other.
[23:50:02] <Deucalion> The immigration issue is a non-starter..... to retain access to the EU market we would likely have to agree to free movement principles anyway...
[23:53:14] <Deucalion> Heh... what... 4 days to come to a conclusion before the vote... seems sane :/