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[01:12:54] <MuslimMassacre> Hahahahaha
[01:13:00] <MuslimMassacre> Brown Menace BTFO.
[01:14:24] <MuslimMassacre> Saw a notice attached to the garage door of my obnoxious Latino neighbor. Read it, said "the repairs you are conducting in your garage are illegal as well as noisy and 5 people have already complained. Should you continue with your illegal activity, the neighbors have been encouraged to contact city authorities"
[01:14:55] <chromas> Was it written in Spanish on the back?
[01:15:25] <MuslimMassacre> Hahah, no chromas.
[01:15:25] <MuslimMassacre> Here, let me upload it.
[01:19:01] <MuslimMassacre> http://i.imgur.com
[01:19:16] <MuslimMassacre> Goddamn Dipshit.
[01:19:38] <MuslimMassacre> No, it's not enough that all my neighbors have to hear my loudness, the whole fucking neighborhood has to.
[01:19:44] <MuslimMassacre> Typical 'Menace mentality.
[01:19:57] <MuslimMassacre> fart pipes on both his cars
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[01:30:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit http://www.techly.com.au
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[01:52:33] <Bytram> !uid
[01:52:33] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6264, owned by ewibble
[01:53:36] <Bytram> ~weather boston
[01:53:37] <exec> 10Boston, MA, USA - currently 62°F, mostly cloudy, wind NE at 5 mph, humidity 78% - Thursday partly cloudy (59°F:78°F), Friday sunny (57°F:71°F), Saturday sunny (56°F:74°F), Sunday sunny (59°F:82°F)
[01:53:43] <Bytram> ~weather portland, me
[01:53:45] <exec> 10Portland, ME, USA - currently 61°F, clear with periodic clouds, wind NE at 5 mph, humidity 70% - Thursday clear (51°F:76°F), Friday partly cloudy (52°F:76°F), Saturday sunny (52°F:69°F), Sunday sunny (56°F:75°F)
[01:53:48] <Bytram> ~weather presque isle
[01:53:50] <exec> 10Presque Isle, ME, USA - currently 54°F, clear, wind SE at 0 mph, humidity 64% - Thursday clear with periodic clouds (41°F:67°F), Friday mostly sunny (42°F:72°F), Saturday sunny (55°F:79°F), Sunday partly cloudy (60°F:83°F)
[01:54:17] <Bytram> ~weather TheMightyBuzzard
[01:54:19] <exec> 10Humboldt, TN 38343, USA - currently 86°F, clear, wind W at 6 mph, humidity 71% - Thursday isolated thunderstorms (73°F:96°F), Friday partly cloudy (69°F:93°F), Saturday mostly sunny (71°F:92°F), Sunday sunny (67°F:93°F)
[01:54:25] <Bytram> ~weather cmn32480
[01:54:27] <exec> 10Baltimore, MD, USA - currently 69°F, light rain showers, wind E at 9 mph, humidity 87% - Thursday thunderstorm (63°F:77°F), Friday scattered showers (61°F:79°F), Saturday sunny (62°F:82°F), Sunday sunny (63°F:84°F)
[01:54:37] <Bytram> ~weather rhiyad
[01:54:38] <exec> 10Riyadh Saudi Arabia - currently 86°F, clear with periodic clouds, wind N at 9 mph, humidity 12% - Friday sunny (77°F:106°F), Saturday sunny (78°F:108°F), Sunday sunny (81°F:110°F), Monday sunny (82°F:110°F)
[01:55:05] <Bytram> ~weather death valley
[01:55:07] <exec> 10Death Valley - currently 92°F, sunny, wind S at 21 mph, humidity 8% - Thursday clear (72°F:95°F), Friday sunny (76°F:104°F), Saturday sunny (76°F:109°F), Sunday sunny (81°F:111°F)
[01:55:39] <Bytram> ~weather New delhi
[01:55:40] <exec> 10New Delhi, Delhi, India - currently 84°F, haze, wind SE at 7 mph, humidity 70% - Friday mostly sunny (85°F:103°F), Saturday mostly sunny (84°F:98°F), Sunday mostly sunny (84°F:97°F), Monday partly cloudy (82°F:93°F)
[01:58:24] <cmn32480> stupid f**king nerf guns
[02:08:52] <takyon> wut
[02:08:56] <takyon> kids shooting you?
[02:10:10] <Bytram> maybe he's trying to shoot the kids and the complaint is about their inaccuracy?
[02:10:28] <Bytram> oh, btw... ever get the feeling you are being watched? https://images.sciencedaily.com
[02:10:46] <Bytram> found that at:
[02:10:49] <Bytram> https://www.sciencedaily.com
[02:11:06] <chromas> why are you racis against nerf guns? thsoe kids, they dindu nuffin
[02:12:12] <takyon> need a cat to take care of my mouse problem right now
[02:12:40] * chromas double clicks
[02:12:55] <cmn32480> nah.. one of my kids shoved a dart in backwards...
[02:13:25] <Bytram> That must have taken some creativity!
[02:13:33] <chromas> You got hit by the soft end?
[02:13:37] <cmn32480> so... dad adn his trusty screwdrivers to the rescue... had to take the thing apart... and just when I thought I had a handle on it I hear a spring SPROING and hit the chair mat.
[02:13:55] <takyon> dad the ineffective repairman
[02:14:00] <cmn32480> no creativity involved... it takes a magazine
[02:14:18] <chromas> Is the spring lost for good?
[02:14:27] * cmn32480 goes to test the nerf gun on the wife
[02:14:32] <cmn32480> nope found it!
[02:14:37] * Bytram takes magazine, flips through the pages, sees no interesting pics, and returns the magazine to cmn32480
[02:14:43] <cmn32480> and I _THINK_ I have it all back together correctly
[02:14:49] <cmn32480> no extra screws or anything!
[02:14:58] <Bytram> oh shoot!
[02:14:59] <chromas> All the interesting pics are on the internet
[02:15:04] <Bytram> (pun intended)
[02:17:30] <cmn32480> she stole it from me RUN RUN RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[02:21:50] <cmn32480> bytram - all the good magazines are hidden from the kids
[02:22:03] <Bytram> so they would have you think
[02:22:20] <cmn32480> exactly... I don't wnat them tearing up my model train mags
[02:22:29] <Bytram> Woo Woo!
[02:22:36] <Bytram> ;-)
[02:22:47] <cmn32480> that works in either type of "good" mag
[02:22:55] <Bytram> nodnod
[02:23:11] <Bytram> so, I take it you were able to escape from the mom on the run with the nerf(TM) gun?
[02:23:20] <cmn32480> yes
[02:23:35] <cmn32480> the crossbow is a single action
[02:23:40] <cmn32480> so I have time between shots
[02:24:00] * Bytram is reminded of a rubber band gattling gun a co-worker had in the 1980s
[02:24:24] <Bytram> turn the crank and it would fire off about 5-10 rubber bands per second
[02:24:31] <Bytram> but, it took about an hour to reload
[02:24:52] <cmn32480> lol
[02:25:00] <Bytram> was actually pretty well crafted -- made almost entirely of wood
[02:25:57] <takyon> workplace violence
[02:26:26] <cmn32480> https://smile.amazon.com
[02:26:27] <Cripple> ^ 03( https://www.amazon.com )
[02:27:22] <cmn32480> I totally want one
[02:28:31] <Bytram> though you might!
[02:28:39] <Bytram> s/h /ht /
[02:28:39] <sedctl> <Bytram> thought you might!
[02:29:02] <cmn32480> don't hide.. you'ld love one for the nights that people start wash after 10pm
[02:30:27] <Bytram> well, I suppose it *might* cut down on repeat offenders
[02:30:54] <cmn32480> yep
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[02:31:20] <Bytram> OTOH, mgmt is now talking of adding some sound insulation and then doubling down so there would be two washers and two dryers -- avail 24/7
[02:31:41] <cmn32480> if the insulation works, it ain't a problem
[02:32:12] <Bytram> well, it *may* work for the sound... not so certain about vibration
[02:32:51] * cmn32480 pages the civil engineering dept
[02:33:00] * Bytram pages to disk
[02:33:20] * cmn32480 pages through his magazine
[02:34:19] * Bytram humms song by J Geils Band -- Centerfold
[02:34:23] * cmn32480 sends his pages for icecream
[02:34:40] * Bytram didn't know cmn32480 was a senator
[02:34:55] <cmn32480> nope
[02:34:58] <cmn32480> a knight
[02:35:15] <Bytram> shining armor?
[02:35:30] <cmn32480> a poorly armor knight in shorts and a t-shirt
[02:35:42] * cmn32480 whispers "they double as pj's"
[02:36:08] <Bytram> grav wave at 14;24
[02:36:19] <Bytram> prolly better than a kilt
[02:36:31] <cmn32480> kilts are comfy
[02:36:37] <Bytram> break time; biab
[02:36:38] <Bytram> afk
[02:42:20] <Bytram> What does a man wear under his Kilt? ..................................................... socks!
[02:44:15] * Bytram goes to make some dinner
[02:51:15] * cmn32480 goes to bed
[02:51:20] <cmn32480> ~gnight everybody
[02:51:22] * exec allegedly embiggens a biodome of 🍆 with everybody
[02:51:29] <Bytram> ~gnight cmn32480
[02:51:31] * exec slowly drops a pair of used panties full of Boaty McBoatface on cmn32480
[02:53:10] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Hey Credit Card Companies: Its Supposed to be Chip AND Pin - http://sylnt.us - I-prefer-chip-and-dip
[03:13:15] <Bytram> time for me to hit the hay, as well
[03:13:27] <Bytram|away> ~gnight #Soylent
[03:13:29] * exec buttmagically hurls my butt of the chronic at #Soylent
[03:13:49] <Bytram|away> sense no makes, but whatevah!
[03:13:54] <Bytram|away> laters, all!
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[04:11:09] <Jihad_of_Jizz> 'Sup.
[04:11:20] <SirFinkus> woohoo, 190/200 on my english final
[04:11:30] <Jihad_of_Jizz> Nice.
[04:11:36] <SirFinkus> evening
[04:12:10] <Jihad_of_Jizz> Got a good score on a fat paper myself, forgot to erase a line which literally said "<<< a citiation would be nice here >>>"
[04:12:20] <SirFinkus> ha
[04:12:42] <SirFinkus> I had a line that said "cite dat shit" when I asked a question on my essay
[04:13:26] <Jihad_of_Jizz> Fuck school
[04:13:38] <Jihad_of_Jizz> Sick of that goddamn shit.
[04:13:53] <SirFinkus> I'm pleased with school at the moment
[04:14:08] <Jihad_of_Jizz> You may not be after a few more years
[04:14:32] <SirFinkus> I live in the moment
[04:14:35] <SirFinkus> LIVE HARD DIE FAST
[04:14:45] <Jihad_of_Jizz> Heheheh, good strategy. Keeps ya sane
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[04:19:44] <Jihad_of_Jizz> Goddammit.
[04:19:50] <SirFinkus> what was your fat paper about?
[04:20:02] <Jihad_of_Jizz> Final Project. 20-page paper
[04:20:16] <Jihad_of_Jizz> Wasn't that hard, though, I'm good at fluffing
[04:20:23] <SirFinkus> ouch, mine was only 7 pages
[04:20:29] <SirFinkus> but really, I could have made it 20
[04:20:46] <SirFinkus> might have actually been easier
[04:20:49] <Jihad_of_Jizz> Yeah, if you have to do actual research and cite sources and all that shit, 7 pages can be a real pain in the ass
[04:21:05] <Jihad_of_Jizz> I cited 3 sources and all of them were webpages
[04:21:20] <SirFinkus> I had to do that, but my prompt was vague enough that it was pretty easy
[04:21:52] <Jihad_of_Jizz> what was your paper about?
[04:22:56] <SirFinkus> it was an argumentative essay, I argued that government and other social structures should concentrate on removing barriers that stand in the way of altruistic acts.
[04:23:10] <SirFinkus> it was about how to encourage individual social responsibility
[04:23:20] <SirFinkus> LOTS of room for bullshit
[04:24:19] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New Runcible Smartwatch to Have Hackable Hardware and Software - http://sylnt.us - could-be-handy
[04:24:47] <SirFinkus> I found a pretty fucking bulletproof source too http://papers.ssrn.com
[04:24:48] <Cripple> ^ 03Cooperation, Fast and Slow: Meta-Analytic Evidence for a Theory of Social Heuristics and Self-Interested Deliberation by David G. Rand :: SSRN
[04:25:58] <SirFinkus> I have to knock out a 1-2 page "reflection" essay tonight
[04:26:58] <Jihad_of_Jizz> Nice.
[04:26:58] <Jihad_of_Jizz> "reflection" bullshit is easy
[04:27:04] <SirFinkus> yeah
[04:27:08] <SirFinkus> what was your 20 pages on?
[04:29:36] <Jihad_of_Jizz> I'm not going to be specific cuz potentially identifying
[04:29:42] <SirFinkus> ah
[04:29:50] <SirFinkus> fair nuff
[04:29:55] <Jihad_of_Jizz> It was a report on a final coding project, not something to be proud of.
[04:30:08] <SirFinkus> my essay was shit tbh
[04:30:09] <Jihad_of_Jizz> They make you put all kinds of shit public as class requirements
[04:31:46] <SirFinkus> I don't think there's a way to say this without sounding like an elitist ass, but I've my peer reviews were useless. People said I was being too wordy because I used "incentivise" in my paper and they didn't know what that meant"
[04:31:55] <SirFinkus> so I guess my paper was probably better than theirs
[04:32:13] <SirFinkus> community college!
[04:32:29] <Jihad_of_Jizz> That's retarded.
[04:32:46] <SirFinkus> my favorite essay was the one I wrote about Japanese exploitation films
[04:33:03] <SirFinkus> I actually enjoyed that assignment
[04:33:23] <Jihad_of_Jizz> "Peer review" is always a bunch of bullshit unless you're at or about the Ph.D level getting actual peer review.
[04:33:53] <Jihad_of_Jizz> Before that it's just a bunch of unsubstantiated opinions or obligatory "gotta find something wrong for its own sake" bullshit.
[04:34:01] <SirFinkus> it's fun to review other people's essay though
[04:34:07] <SirFinkus> essays
[04:37:15] <SirFinkus> it seems fucked up you'd need to write a paper on a final coding project
[04:37:20] <SirFinkus> just busy work
[04:37:31] <SirFinkus> unless you're doing something highly experimental
[04:37:50] <Jihad_of_Jizz> I think they make you do it because they don't actually compile and run the project code.
[04:38:14] <Jihad_of_Jizz> Plus, they expect you to work in groups. Myself and a couple others told them to fuck off and worked alone.
[04:38:24] <SirFinkus> oh, fuck group work
[04:38:41] <SirFinkus> sometimes working with a partner can be ok
[04:38:53] <SirFinkus> but anything more than 2 people is a disaster
[04:39:08] <Jihad_of_Jizz> Only if you can choose a good partner that you know is good.
[04:39:16] <SirFinkus> yeah
[04:39:32] <SirFinkus> in high school, I had a partner in my CS class
[04:39:46] <SirFinkus> we had a project that we were supposed to work on the entire year
[04:39:50] <SirFinkus> he did jack shit
[04:40:00] <Jihad_of_Jizz> I got fucked in a class by being honest in a survey saying that I was "decent" at Java. They stuck me with two worthless lazy dunces.
[04:40:31] <Jihad_of_Jizz> Yeah, that's bullshit. If you're an idiot but at least make an effort, that's cool. But some fuckers just know that if they wait long enough, you'll end up doing all the work.
[04:40:34] <SirFinkus> we were supposed to make a game, and all he did was google image search two images of a rat, put some photoshop filters on them, and submit them as "art" for the game
[04:40:46] <SirFinkus> for a semester long project
[04:40:51] <Jihad_of_Jizz> Hahaha
[04:41:30] <SirFinkus> he spent the rest of the time browsing the SA forums and making fake pokemon cards
[04:41:32] <Jihad_of_Jizz> It's even worse when its an online class, because you can't physically choke the shit out of them.
[04:43:41] <SirFinkus> god damn, I think Katzuya Shimizu might be one of the best guitarists out there right now
[04:43:53] <SirFinkus> every time I listen to one of his songs, I hear some awesome new shit
[04:54:42] <SirFinkus> god amy schumer is turning into a porker
[04:56:00] <Jihad_of_Jizz> Yeah, how the mighty Jew humor has fallen
[04:56:19] <Jihad_of_Jizz> Now it's just obvious Jew nepotism
[04:56:43] <Jihad_of_Jizz> "Hey goys, this lady is Jewish. And funny!"
[04:56:54] <SirFinkus> she's one of those women that people say is hot, but I can't understand why
[04:56:57] <SirFinkus> like taylor swift
[04:57:03] <Jihad_of_Jizz> Goys: "She....is.....funny! Must....laugh......at fun-ny..."
[04:57:15] <SirFinkus> well, taylor swift I understand a little, she's like 22
[04:57:22] <SirFinkus> but her face is fucked up
[04:59:10] <SirFinkus> "Throughout 2015, several of Schumer's skits in Inside Amy Schumer went viral online, sparking think pieces regarding sex, feminism, and rape culture."
[04:59:29] <SirFinkus> I usually don't associate "think" with any of those subjects
[04:59:29] <Jihad_of_Jizz> I can understand Taylor, as a dumb Barbie doll type.
[05:00:02] <SirFinkus> but it's not like she's some great beauty
[05:00:10] <SirFinkus> her age is all that she has going for her
[05:00:16] <Jihad_of_Jizz> Yeah, could you imagine a joint Amy Schumer-Lena Dunham comedy show? It would be both of them taking turns saying, "I'm Jewish!" "I have a vagina!" all night
[05:00:23] <Jihad_of_Jizz> audience laughing everytime
[05:00:44] <SirFinkus> lol, amy really toned down the jewyness
[05:00:45] <SirFinkus> https://upload.wikimedia.org
[05:00:46] <Jihad_of_Jizz> Then, for the grand finale' both scratch their crotches in unisone and the audience hoots and cheers riotously
[05:00:53] <SirFinkus> her in 2006
[05:02:26] <Jihad_of_Jizz> http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net
[05:02:29] <Jihad_of_Jizz> Her in 2007
[05:02:39] <SirFinkus> hahaha
[05:02:50] <SirFinkus> how the fuck did lucas get away with that shit?
[05:03:27] <SirFinkus> it's almost as bad as that guy in independence day
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[05:03:56] <Jihad_of_Jizz> the independence day dude wasn't a caraciture, just a token Jew
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[05:05:16] <SirFinkus> he's so fucking jewish though
[05:06:25] <Jihad_of_Jizz> Jewish banter and Oy-Veys are okay, its when you have them diving through dumpsters at rumors of stray pennies that they get in a tizzy
[05:06:39] <SirFinkus> Der Ewige Jude portrayed them in a less stereotypical manner
[05:07:10] <Jihad_of_Jizz> You also gotta realize that since Jews run Hollywood there's also the "we wrote it, so its okay" mentality
[05:07:45] <Jihad_of_Jizz> If I were a modern-day Schindler I'd spare the two Jew producers of Drawn Together and gas the rest.
[05:09:23] <Jihad_of_Jizz> The two Jew producers on SJWs:
[05:09:25] <Jihad_of_Jizz> http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net
[05:10:12] <SirFinkus> oh shit, I went to the DEC because they were giving out free food and donuts because of the orlando shooting on tuesday
[05:10:21] <SirFinkus> it was exactly what I thought it would be
[05:10:35] <Jihad_of_Jizz> What's the DEC?
[05:10:44] <SirFinkus> diversity and equity center
[05:10:55] <SirFinkus> it's the "safe space"
[05:11:02] <Jihad_of_Jizz> HAHAhahahahahaah
[05:11:17] <Jihad_of_Jizz> Did you play with Clay-doe and stuffed aminals?
[05:11:27] <SirFinkus> no, I got some free food though
[05:11:36] <SirFinkus> they had ukeleles hanging on the wall
[05:11:44] <SirFinkus> and a poster about self care
[05:11:52] <SirFinkus> which suggested coloring
[05:12:07] <Jihad_of_Jizz> The sad part is, you're speaking the truth.
[05:12:10] <SirFinkus> if you were feeling oppressed or w/e
[05:12:25] <SirFinkus> I also used the gender neutral bathroom
[05:13:08] <SirFinkus> which was just a normal bathroom I guess
[05:13:10] <Jihad_of_Jizz> Those aren't any fun unless they accommodate more than 1 person at a time, Bahahah
[05:13:28] <SirFinkus> they need to, if they want feminists to be able to use them
[05:13:30] <SirFinkus> BOOYA
[05:14:11] <Jihad_of_Jizz> I don't get it. Is that so they can do coke and badmouth CIS White men together?
[05:14:30] <SirFinkus> no, because they're all fat and take up more space than 1 person
[05:14:34] <Jihad_of_Jizz> I've been in gender-neutral restrooms with others before, but that was only because they were in gay bars where nobody gives a fuck
[05:14:41] <Jihad_of_Jizz> Ah, got it.
[05:14:56] <SirFinkus> no fun if I need to explain it though
[05:24:32] * chromas scrolls back
[05:24:39] <chromas> "It wasn't that hard. I'm good at fluffing"
[05:24:48] <chromas> apparently not so good
[05:24:57] <SirFinkus> holy shit, missed that one
[05:27:33] <Jihad_of_Jizz> Yeah, people have different tastes. Some fluffing is too busy and distracting for people to actually enjoy themselves.
[05:29:38] <Jihad_of_Jizz> If you've ever been injured in a bad nutsack-striking accident you don't want nobody on your balls.
[05:31:04] <chromas> nutshot humor in media is sexist because women can't identify with the pain :(
[05:31:24] <Jihad_of_Jizz> Oh yes they can. Punch a bitch in the tits.
[05:31:25] <chromas> #INeedFeminismBecase
[05:32:33] <Jihad_of_Jizz> As a Muslim, I've punched plenty of women in the tit and gotten away with it thanks to just Sharia law in my country
[05:32:50] * Jihad_of_Jizz is a Pakistani
[05:33:20] <Jihad_of_Jizz> They get floored and feel the same dull yet incapacitating pain as we do.
[05:33:38] * chromas runs off to try it out
[05:33:59] <SirFinkus> what about transwomen?
[05:34:13] <chromas> They wear their balls on their chests
[05:34:26] <Jihad_of_Jizz> Good question, Fink. One I'm afraid I can't answer.
[05:34:31] <chromas> Transwomen aren't real
[05:34:35] <Jihad_of_Jizz> God willing
[05:36:14] <Jihad_of_Jizz> As much as trans people are haraam, as a masculine Arab I am amused at men becoming transwomen and beating the shit out of born women in your MMA matches.
[05:36:33] <SirFinkus> trans people aren't haraam
[05:36:51] <SirFinkus> Iran encourages it if you're gay
[05:36:51] <Jihad_of_Jizz> Not in Afghanistan, they aren't! Booya!
[05:37:17] <Jihad_of_Jizz> http://thelibertarianrepublic.com
[05:42:07] <SirFinkus> woohoo reflection essay done
[05:42:15] <SirFinkus> done this quarter
[05:42:21] <SirFinkus> that was the last thing
[05:50:41] <Jihad_of_Jizz> You're on the quarter system?
[05:50:50] <SirFinkus> yeah
[05:54:05] <Jihad_of_Jizz> I'm a semesterfag. Though it's accelerated, so we do 2 classes per semester.
[05:54:49] <SirFinkus> I like the quarters because if you have a shitty instructor, you only have to deal with them for a few weeks
[05:58:57] <Jihad_of_Jizz> Good point.
[06:03:19] <SirFinkus> might be better for some classes I guess
[06:03:29] <SirFinkus> I've never had a semester class though
[06:05:06] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[06:05:07] <Cripple> ^ 03Donations Required, Serious Please help - YouTube
[06:05:09] <SirFinkus> aww shit
[06:07:55] <chromas> "chris has gotten more desperate for lego money"
[06:09:38] <Jihad_of_Jizz> The tone of that guy's voice alone has discouraged me from donating.
[06:10:01] <Jihad_of_Jizz> The snoring and the dog farting doesn't help either.
[06:10:13] <SirFinkus> she's a woman, you white male!
[06:10:21] <chromas> According to the comments and his video list he asks for donations all the time and wastes his money on toys
[06:10:33] * chromas donates $1000
[06:11:43] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[06:11:43] <Jihad_of_Jizz> If he would shit in his mom's mouth and, with it dripping down her chins, they could re-enact scenes from Gilbert Grape, I would pay
[06:11:44] <Cripple> ^ 03Chris-Chan : Oestrogel application and Vibrating Bra, How To - YouTube
[06:12:17] <SirFinkus> he eats his own semen, and is super gullible, so you might actually manage it
[06:12:44] <chromas> is he the one who made that roast jizz jar post Subsentient linked to the other day?
[06:12:50] <SirFinkus> he's been tricked into making several sex tapes by "girls" he's met on the internet
[06:13:52] <chromas> haven't we all?
[06:14:07] <Jihad_of_Jizz> That guy's gettin' no money from me until he shits in his mom's mouth and lets her spit it back into his mouth. Then he has to fart and swallow it.
[06:14:25] <Jihad_of_Jizz> And gives me the vid.
[06:14:38] <SirFinkus> pretend you're a girl
[06:14:38] <chromas> Vimeo just got artsier
[06:16:44] <SirFinkus> http://sonichu.com nsfw
[06:17:27] <Subsentient> chromas: I got banned for that post.
[06:17:28] <Subsentient> :^)
[06:19:01] <chromas> oh noes! now you'll just have to post while logged out
[06:22:40] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[06:22:41] <Cripple> ^ 03Christopher Hitchens- On India and the threat of Islam and much more - YouTube
[06:24:53] <Jihad_of_Jizz> I'm going to bail now.
[06:25:18] <Jihad_of_Jizz> And watch 8mm
[06:25:26] <Jihad_of_Jizz> BahahahahahahahahHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
[06:25:27] <SirFinkus> night
[06:25:52] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Kill Flash Now... or Patch These 36 Vulnerabilities — Your Choice - http://sylnt.us - how-high-is-your-pain-threshold?
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[07:54:08] <Subsentient> Finally working on the SQLite part of packrat :^)
[07:54:20] <Subsentient> Hopefully my package manager will be as good as I'm hoping.
[07:57:02] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Mars Had Explosive Volcanoes? What the Curiosity Rover Just Stumbled Upon - http://sylnt.us - Result-of-Early-Tests-of-the-Illudium-Q-36-Explosive-Space-Modulator
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[09:28:11] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Graphics Cards Slower Under Windows 10 - http://sylnt.us - redefining-"upgrade"
[10:12:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:12:30] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2680
[10:13:42] <crutchy> weekend++
[10:13:42] <Bender> karma - weekend: 19
[10:14:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, i spose it is
[10:14:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> ugh, think i may need another cigarette before i jump in on fixing Threaded performance.
[10:15:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, believe i will
[10:15:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> back directly
[10:15:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[10:15:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[10:15:24] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 64
[10:25:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, think i can face the code now
[10:55:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> man, ima hafta seriously rework how we internally do comments
[11:29:44] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - It's Official This Time: Earth has a Second Natural Satellite - http://sylnt.us - round-and-round-and-round-it-goes
[11:42:00] <cmn32480> ~GDAY TheMightyBuzzard
[11:42:02] * exec presumably farts a trunkload of brussels sprouts at TheMightyBuzzard
[11:42:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[11:42:27] * exec readily refactors a hugbox of buttered toast for cmn32480
[11:42:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> you won that one
[11:42:46] <cmn32480> ~DEFINE HUGBOX
[11:42:48] <exec> [urbandictionary] 03hugbox: A hugbox is a derogatory term for an environment, usually on the internet, in which a group with similar interests gathers to discuss topics in what they intend to be a safe, comforting, and confronta...
[11:43:08] <cmn32480> yes, I think I did
[11:44:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm feelin a bit superior today
[11:44:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> #youtube gimme the prize
[11:44:29] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[11:44:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> weird, that should have pulled a title
[11:45:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, yer bot's broke again
[11:45:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~title on
[11:45:30] <exec> titles enabled for 10#Soylent
[11:46:50] <cmn32480> #youtube gimme the prize
[11:46:50] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[11:46:53] <exec> └─ 13Highlander Music Video: Queen - Gimme the Prize - YouTube
[11:54:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, oldest first and oldest first(ignore threads) are getting merged. ignore threads does not make sense to use with Threaded mode.
[11:54:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> it basically gives you a much more server intensive way of doing Flat
[11:54:39] <crutchy> is Cripple crippled?
[11:54:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> looks like
[11:55:02] <crutchy> =nick cripple
[11:55:02] Cripple is now known as cripple
[11:55:09] <crutchy> derp
[11:55:17] <crutchy> =nick crippled
[11:55:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> =nick Timmeh
[11:56:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> dude, whose idea was it for that bot to listen to me?
[11:56:05] <crutchy> lol
[11:56:12] <crutchy> i think exec does for the most part too
[11:56:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> silly bots
[11:57:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> crap, outa coffee and i hear the roomie in there building a new pot. gonna go smoke while that happens.
[11:57:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[11:57:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[11:57:26] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 65
[11:57:42] <crutchy> pot?
[11:58:11] <crutchy> hmm. nope i don't think yer an exec admin
[11:58:24] <crutchy> Bytram is though lol
[12:11:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> well that makes sense. free QA.
[12:17:45] * TheMightyBuzzard scratches his chin
[12:37:09] * TheMightyBuzzard debates some wonky code to save a mess of db hits and extra processing
[13:00:54] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Dell Set to Introduce More Muscular Steam Machines - http://sylnt.us - moar-power
[13:08:05] * crutchy hands over the wackery-hackery baton to TheMightyBuzzard
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[13:42:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> ye gads. this is taking up a lot of brain power just to figure out how to organize it.
[13:43:03] <Runaway1956> What a night - all I accomplished, was to wreck a mold.
[13:43:51] <Runaway1956> wackery-hackery? What ARE you guys up to?
[13:50:52] * crutchy whistles nonchalantly
[13:54:24] <Runaway1956> Meatloaf, all over the stage . . . .
[13:54:34] * Runaway1956 walks carefully
[13:57:17] <crutchy> TheMightyBuzzard, yanno that 500x500 map i made a while back... now i can move around in it :D
[13:57:19] <crutchy> http://i.imgur.com
[13:57:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> neato
[13:58:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> Runaway1956, reworking comments to display much faster in Threaded
[14:01:21] <CoolHand> gonna go se THE DEAD tonight.... Fuck ya!
[14:01:23] <CoolHand> Hippies++
[14:01:23] <Bender> karma - hippies: -3
[14:01:43] <CoolHand> downloaded last nights Cincy show.. incredible
[14:01:54] <cmn32480> betcha they don't move around much anymore... 'cept with their walkers
[14:02:48] <CoolHand> the ones left do just fine... the new members are injecting some new energy.. John Mayer isn't being a schmuck either but actually contributing awesome jams
[14:03:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> CoolHand, ain't The Dead without Jerry
[14:05:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> lead singer/guitarist must look like a chia pet or sumpin's wrong
[14:05:06] <CoolHand> Still is... the spirit of the band is there, and I'm rooting for it to go on forever, like Bobby's recent out of body experience told him is gonna happen.. :)
[14:05:57] <CoolHand> https://urldefense.proofpoint.com
[14:05:58] <Timmeh> ^ 03Proofpoint Targeted Attack Protection ( https://urldefense.proofpoint.com )
[14:06:00] <exec> └─ 13Proofpoint Targeted Attack Protection
[14:06:02] <CoolHand> oops bad link
[14:06:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> greatly saddens me i was a broke bastard last time they toured with Jerry
[14:06:03] <CoolHand> hahah
[14:06:48] <CoolHand> me too.. so I was behind Deer Creek when the crowd stormed the wall and tore it down... :(
[14:07:01] <CoolHand> it was an awesome sight, but I knew the repercussions would be shitty
[14:07:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> i may be a capitalist to the bone but i was also a stoned bastich until i grew the fuck up and enlisted. then i was a drunk bastich.
[14:11:21] <Runaway1956> Damned Chinese aren't any smarter than dumbass American rednecks - http://www.china.org.cn
[14:11:23] <Timmeh> ^ 03Four detained after preschooler dies in school bus- China.org.cn
[14:11:26] <exec> └─ 13Four detained after preschooler dies in school bus- China.org.cn
[14:17:29] <Bytram> Runaway1956: s/^[^ ]*/Some/
[14:17:29] <sedctl> <Bytram> <Runaway1956> Some Chinese aren't any smarter than dumbass American rednecks - http://www.china.org.cn
[14:17:33] <crutchy> ~title off
[14:17:35] <exec> titles disabled for 10#Soylent
[14:17:35] <exec> └─ 13Four detained after preschooler dies in school bus- China.org.cn
[14:26:06] <Bytram> ugh, running updates in my ubuntu VM... Low disk space
[14:27:10] <Runaway1956> Do you use shared folders? Move a bunch of stuff to your host machine.
[14:27:40] <Runaway1956> My "downloads" folder is the same host foldre for all VM's - it saves a lot of headache - specially with Winders
[14:28:05] <Runaway1956> Nested paging file helps too . . . .
[14:29:11] <Bytram> unfortunately, never got shared folder to work.
[14:29:29] <Bytram> there's a way to fdelete stuff from prior updates; trying to track down my notes
[14:30:01] <Runaway1956> That hurts . . . do you use Virtualbox, or other?
[14:33:53] <Bytram> Runaway1956: virtual box -- looks like you helped me out the last time!
[14:34:25] <Runaway1956> Oh - I do that from time to time - don't let it get around though, I have a reputation to maintain, LOL
[14:34:27] <Bytram> uname -r reports: 3.16.0-71.generic
[14:36:46] * Bytram has no idea why his connection is bouncing... sorry about that folks!
[14:37:57] * Bytram tries: dpkg --list | grep linux-image
[14:38:38] <Bytram> well! there's well over a dozen lines displayed
[14:40:38] <Bytram> ahhh, this looks like the command I need: sudo apt-get purge linux-image-x.x.x.x-generic
[14:41:35] <Runaway1956> Yep, that looks right - I delete everything but latest, then let them pile up again.
[14:42:00] <Bytram> you said the same thing last time -- must be a good omen!
[14:42:25] * Bytram tries: sudo apt-get purge linux-image-3.16.0.59-generic
[14:42:53] * Runaway1956 needs to purge the 4.4 kernel - but Sabayon is a wee bit different, need to look it up . . .
[14:43:13] * Bytram enters his password
[14:43:53] <Bytram> After this operation, 201 MB disk space will be freed.
[14:44:02] <Bytram> Do you w2ant to continue? [Y/n]
[14:44:04] <Bytram> doh!
[14:44:07] <Bytram> y
[14:45:53] <Bytram> still chugging along
[14:46:35] <Bytram> done!
[14:47:10] <Runaway1956> You've prompted me to do some maintenance, too.
[14:47:14] <Runaway1956> #This removes old outdated packages and sources and will not touch the ones that are in use
[14:47:33] <Runaway1956> usr/bin/eclean distfiles ; /usr/bin/eclean packages
[14:48:04] * Bytram does this again to verify: dpkg --list | grep linux-image
[14:48:13] * Bytram sees that the package was removed!
[14:48:24] <Runaway1956> awesome . . .
[14:48:29] * Bytram tries: sudo apt-get purge linux-image-3.16.0.60-generic
[14:48:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> just make sure and leave the latest one or yer gonna have a fun time rebooting
[14:48:58] <Bytram> there's also a -62 and a -67 , but I prefer to not wildcard
[14:49:29] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: oh yeah, , I have done such things in the past, inadvertently, so I appreciate the heads up!
[14:49:30] <Runaway1956> Wildcards can be hazardous - you have chosen wisely, Grasshopper.
[14:49:50] * Bytram looks for his chopsticks and a very slow fly
[14:50:08] <Runaway1956> sudo rm universe
[14:50:30] <Runaway1956> or, sudo reboot universe
[14:50:52] * Bytram gazes over at a klein bottle and watches it fold in upon itself and disappear
[14:51:04] <Runaway1956> su
[14:51:08] <Runaway1956> **********
[14:51:16] <Runaway1956> fsck me
[14:51:20] <Bytram> success, this time it was much faster... prolly cause there was more disk space avail(?)
[14:51:37] * Bytram tries: sudo apt-get purge linux-image-3.16.0.62-generic
[14:51:52] <Runaway1956> likely - OS's need space to work, just like Winders doesn't like to defrag with less than 15% free space
[14:52:03] <Bytram> oh, and there are also fewer OLD files for it to look through, too.
[14:52:46] <Bytram> is prolly on the order of n! where n is the number of old versions that need to be checked through for dependencies
[14:52:49] <Bytram> done!
[14:53:55] <Bytram> dpkg --list | grep linux-image
[14:54:01] <Bytram> now shows 4 images
[14:54:11] * Bytram tries: sudo apt-get purge linux-image-3.16.0.67-generic
[14:55:11] <Bytram> done!
[14:55:51] <Bytram> IIRC, I should do a purge of some sort at this point?
[14:56:21] <Runaway1956> Not sure - I think you just did it, really . . .
[14:56:28] <Bytram> apt-get autoremove ???
[14:57:09] <Bytram> hmm,, from before: 'sudo apt-get autoremove'
[14:57:09] <Runaway1956> Yeah - that kind of thing works - and do you use uhhhh - whatitcalled - the autoinstaller for modules
[14:57:19] <Runaway1956> and autoclean as well
[14:57:47] <Bytram> after this operation 14MB will be freed, contineu??
[14:58:08] <Bytram> autoclean? /me checks his logs
[14:59:12] <Bytram> looks like BOTH clean and autoclean are a good idea
[14:59:17] <Bytram> sudo apt-get clean
[14:59:38] <Bytram> that was quick!
[14:59:44] <Bytram> sudo apt-get autoclean
[14:59:46] <Bytram> done
[15:00:09] <Runaway1956> Do you have Bleachbit installed? Sometimes, it will get rid of tons of stuff - of course, if you use it regularly, there's not so much to get rid off
[15:00:29] <Bytram> I doubt it; don't know what it is.
[15:00:29] <Runaway1956> That and locales - you might have a gig of lacale info that you just don't need.
[15:00:41] <Bytram> was bedeutet das?
[15:00:52] <Bytram> ;-)
[15:01:14] <Runaway1956> locale
[15:01:14] <Runaway1956> LANG=en_US.utf8
[15:01:14] <Runaway1956> LC_CTYPE="en_US.utf8"
[15:01:14] <Runaway1956> LC_NUMERIC=en_US.UTF-8
[15:01:14] <Runaway1956> LC_TIME=en_US.UTF-8
[15:01:15] <Runaway1956> LC_COLLATE=C
[15:01:17] <Runaway1956> LC_MONETARY=en_US.UTF-8
[15:01:19] <Runaway1956> LC_MESSAGES="en_US.utf8"
[15:01:21] <Runaway1956> LC_PAPER="en_US.utf8"
[15:01:23] <Runaway1956> LC_NAME="en_US.utf8"
[15:01:25] <Runaway1956> LC_ADDRESS="en_US.utf8"
[15:01:27] <Runaway1956> LC_TELEPHONE="en_US.utf8"
[15:01:29] <Runaway1956> LC_MEASUREMENT=en_US.UTF-8
[15:01:31] <Runaway1956> LC_IDENTIFICATION="en_US.utf8"
[15:01:35] <Runaway1956> LC_ALL=
[15:01:38] <Bytram> df . reports /dev/dm-0 9165896 / 5470588 / 3206656 / 64% /
[15:01:47] * Runaway1956 no srichen ze deustch or anything like that, so nothing installed
[15:02:03] <Bytram> LOL!
[15:02:10] <Bytram> es ist mir die selbe
[15:02:27] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Did the LIGO Gravitational Wave Detector Find Dark Matter? - http://sylnt.us - in-the-dark-about-matter
[15:03:30] <Runaway1956> Probably not - all the dark matter in this corner of the universe has been consumed by that humongous Great White Catfish that is waiting for TheMightyBuzzard to fall into the water.
[15:03:31] <Bytram> so, with 1K blocks, the "3206656" suggests I have, ummm, 3.2 GB free?
[15:04:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> wut?
[15:04:20] <Runaway1956> LIGO found no dark matter, unless they caught your catfish
[15:04:34] <Runaway1956> The grand-daddy of all catfishes
[15:04:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> fookers better not have
[15:05:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> i will whoop some ass
[15:05:10] <Bytram> the thinking is that the size of the black holes that participated in the black hole mergers came from the big bang, iow "Primordial Black Hole"s
[15:05:19] <Runaway1956> Well, you know how them Euros can be - poaching anywhere they care to poach.
[15:05:27] <Bytram> on the order of 20-30 solar masses
[15:05:36] <Bytram> too big to come from a [super]nova
[15:05:54] <Bytram> if there are bunches of these, that would add up pretty fast.
[15:06:42] <Runaway1956> I was there, so I can tell you that there were only 18 of them. We evenly distributed them around the Milky Way, at the same time we distributed dirt.
[15:06:57] <Runaway1956> And, carbon.
[15:07:09] <Bytram> so, Sagittarius and Virgo didn't get any?
[15:07:24] <Runaway1956> Nope - none at all.
[15:07:45] * Bytram pouts
[15:07:48] <Runaway1956> As you might expect, Cancer got one.
[15:07:55] <Bytram> ROFL!
[15:08:25] <Bytram> okay, I just dismissed two dialog boxes... Warning, low on disk space; and update stopped cause out of disk space
[15:08:32] <Bytram> gonna try software updater again
[15:09:59] <Bytram> Runaway1956++ Thanks for all your help (again!)
[15:09:59] <Bender> karma - runaway1956: 9
[15:10:14] <Runaway1956> NP - I mostly just watched . . .
[15:10:21] <Runaway1956> moral support I guess
[15:10:55] <Bytram> appreciate the oversight; I *try* to document what I do so that I can refer back to it in the future, problem is I'm not always the best at organizing my notes.
[15:11:16] <Bytram> "The computer needs to restart to finish installing updates."
[15:11:33] <Bytram> guess I need to "[Restart Now...]"
[15:11:48] <Runaway1956> Good luck . . . .
[15:12:04] * Runaway1956 thinks about falling into bed
[15:12:27] <Bytram> oh... that dialog box (D/B) appeared opn top of another one that saus "SAystem program problem detected / do you want to report the problem now?"
[15:12:40] <Bytram> nah, just a disk space low problem.
[15:12:42] * Bytram dismisses it
[15:12:55] * Bytram clicks restart now
[15:13:23] * Bytram crosses fingers and waits
[15:13:56] <Bytram> looking good...
[15:14:51] <Bytram> hmmm, "System program problem detected" displays again.
[15:16:14] <Runaway1956> If it's disk space, you'll see that from now on, until you make some more space
[15:16:44] <Bytram> I've got 4 GB free, now
[15:16:48] * Runaway1956 did that once in a VM - it was tedious
[15:16:55] <Bytram> (out of 10 GB; that should be enough)
[15:17:06] <Bytram> sudo shudown -h now
[15:17:10] <Runaway1956> Should be enough - dunno why it should be bitching
[15:17:22] <Bytram> restarting from cold
[15:18:29] <Bytram> btw, an ongoing error message for me: "An error occurred while mounting /shared_001. / Press S to skip mounting or M for manual recovery
[15:18:55] <Bytram> so, no shared disk space between VM and windows for me
[15:18:55] <Bytram> I just hit 'S' from there
[15:19:08] <Bytram> I doubt it is impacting as I've been watching that message for months
[15:19:48] <Bytram> and then"VBoxClient the VirtualBox kernel service is not running. exiting." and I've been seeing that for a long while, too.
[15:20:09] <Bytram> and now I get the same "System program problem detected"
[15:20:34] <Bytram> would be nice if it would tell me where to look so I can see what it is complaining about before it goes about sending things to someone else.
[15:20:43] <Runaway1956> Put it in quotes, and see what google has to say about it
[15:20:49] <Bytram> ++
[15:21:00] <Runaway1956> the boot log should give you a hint
[15:21:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> #youtube boot to the head
[15:21:27] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[15:21:32] <Bytram> ummm, (newbie mode) where do I find that?
[15:23:19] <Runaway1956> var/log/boot.log
[15:23:22] <Bytram> hmmm /var/crash
[15:24:25] * Bytram removes crash file
[15:24:28] * Bytram reboots
[15:25:14] <Bytram> coffee++
[15:25:14] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2681
[15:31:13] <Bytram> an that took care of the error message!
[15:32:33] <Bytram> only error I see in /var/log/boot.log is: Loading cpufreq kernel modules.. [fail]
[15:32:44] <Runaway1956> Awesome - I'd have never thought of that
[15:32:59] <Runaway1956> On an AMD it always fails
[15:33:12] <Bytram> was found in the first hit from a search; idea was that at bootup, it was seeing the unreported crash and was offering to report it.
[15:33:28] <Bytram> hmmm, I running on a core 2
[15:33:49] <Bytram> anyway things are looking good; thanks so much for your help!
[15:34:03] <Runaway1956> np
[15:34:10] <Bytram> time for me to get cleaned up and ready tohead in to work
[15:34:12] * Bytram has the late shift today and tomorrow :/
[15:34:32] <Bytram> prolly won't get home until 2230 tonight and 2330 tomorrow
[15:34:40] <Runaway1956> Hey - try to get everything done early, so I don't have so much to do when I get to work.
[15:34:41] <Bytram> ls -ltr
[15:35:08] <Runaway1956> see ya at shift change
[15:35:38] <Bytram> doubtful, I'm prolly just gonna get home, eat, and go to bed. Hope You get a good night's sleep!
[15:35:47] <Bytram> gtg; afk
[15:36:05] <Bytram> oh, I should prolly retry the system update again.
[15:36:32] * Bytram relaunches software updater
[15:37:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, there's one nice long sub written for today
[15:37:07] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard++
[15:37:07] <Bender> karma - themightybuzzard: 242
[15:37:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> thinking about doing another but i've run out of coffee
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[15:48:42] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: ummm, where's the submission? I am not seeing it?
[15:51:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> what submission?
[15:51:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> was i sposed to submit something?
[15:52:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, oh, i meant perl sub not site sub
[15:53:22] <Bytram> Ooooooh! got it!
[15:57:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, think ima write the other sub tomorrow. then we'll have proper pagination and faster rendering of comments in Threaded.
[15:59:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> then ima put hard rendering of comments back in and make it the default for significantly faster rendering of comments in Threaded
[15:59:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> fookin templates
[15:59:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> handy but slooooow
[16:01:48] <Bytram> do you have any stats on how many in the community currently use which layout? I suppose the max number of stories to display plays a role, too.
[16:04:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, almost everyone uses Threaded
[16:04:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> or the improved variety thereof
[16:04:41] <Bytram> k
[16:11:26] <Bytram> whereto: http://feedproxy.google.com
[16:12:46] <Bytram> seems to get stuck in a loop.
[16:12:54] <Bytram> let's try this one
[16:12:56] <Bytram> http://www.cnet.com
[16:13:11] <Bytram> no joy
[16:15:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> you looking for a title? cause chromas's bot is broken as far as titles go.
[16:16:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> anyway, i'm out. gonna play some vidya then have a nap.
[16:16:59] <Bytram> actually, was just trying to find out where the link eventually landed
[16:17:06] * Bytram dislikes being tracked over the net
[16:33:36] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - UK MP Shot Dead, EU Referendum Campaigns Suspended - http://sylnt.us - i-thought-we-were-civilized
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[18:02:58] <cmn32480> ~title on
[18:03:00] <exec> titles enabled for 10#Soylent
[18:03:12] <cmn32480> http://www.cnet.com
[18:03:22] <cmn32480> ~title on
[18:03:23] <exec> titles already enabled for 10#Soylent
[18:04:45] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Camouflage Shell Makes Heat and Electricity ‘Invisible’ - http://sylnt.us - does-it-come-in-cool-color-patterns
[18:35:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh yeah, that attempted nap gave me a much faster algorithm than that recursive bastard we use now for picking out all comments.
[18:45:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> i ain't got the coding mojo left to do it all up right now but i got the overall design in my head and it's gonna be massively faster.
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[19:13:21] <Timmeh> T-Timmeh!
[19:35:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Climate Change Has Wiped Out Its First Mammal Species - http://sylnt.us - decreasing-biodiversity
[19:36:58] <chromas> Global warming was an inside job
[19:37:22] <chromas> climate change can't melt steel bergs
[19:38:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> afternoon, chromas
[19:39:01] <chromas> 'sup tmb
[19:39:15] <chromas> So you got a new algorithm eh
[19:39:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> eh, being brilliant while i got no coding mojo
[19:39:29] <chromas> Is it all loops?
[19:40:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, trimming down the number of comments you gotta sort through to build a page significantly.
[19:40:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> right now it basically makes you retrieve and sort every comment for a story even when yer paginated.
[19:42:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> also does recursive rendering that i'm still not sure how best to be rid of.
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[19:44:09] <chromas> Does it have a function that renders all top-level comments in a list and for each one, calls itself to render its top-level children and so on?
[19:44:49] <chromas> reddit's open source; maybe you can swipe something from them
[19:46:31] <chromas> or just switch to their code :D
[19:47:13] <chromas> tweak it to limit comments to -1..5, add three feet of margin and call it beta
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[20:18:00] <cmn32480> What can Brown do for you? Apparently nothign.. I can't even get a call back.
[20:20:21] <cmn32480> if ity wasn't for bad luck I woun't have any luck at all!
[21:07:04] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Convergence-Centric Maru OS Available for the Nexus 5 - http://sylnt.us - you-got-desktop-in-my-handheld
[21:51:53] * Deucalion applauds TMB nap approach to solution finding. Always seems when you stop directly thinking about something for an hour or two the answer bubbles up to the surface. And besides.. naps are underrated
[21:52:00] <Deucalion> naps++
[21:52:00] <Bender> karma - naps: 40
[21:55:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> naps++
[21:55:07] <Bender> karma - naps: 41
[21:55:46] <n1> naps++
[21:55:46] <Bender> karma - naps: 42
[21:56:16] * TheMightyBuzzard is currently avoiding helping his neighbor work on his truck
[21:57:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> air conditioning is just nicer than 90+ in both temp and humidity.
[21:59:18] <Deucalion> Aye. Been humid as all hell here today too, nowhere near as hot though. Still nice to jump in the van and hit that A/C button on the way to the next job :D
[22:00:06] <n1> hit the a/c button, flash bastard
[22:09:41] <Deucalion> Company van :P My own daily shopping motor is much older and has no such luxury
[22:16:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> man, my skateboard had a/c. yay merica!
[22:19:39] <chromas> Did it have at least three cupholders?
[22:19:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> of course
[22:20:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> one for the beer you're drinking and two more so you don't have to go to the cooler for a bit.
[22:20:50] <Deucalion> fuck me... extracting a VAT invoice from Amazon... could it be more tiresome :(
[22:23:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> probably but if you think of a way how the snooper's charter will allow them to read it directly from your internet connection without a warrant and it'll be implemented by the time you get done with the paperwork.
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[22:23:26] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> 'sup.
[22:23:29] <Deucalion> Can you not get tazered to death with extreme prejudice for skating while in possession of an open container? The internetz tells me that all US cops are psychos and if you so much as look at them they automatically shoot you dead. Has to be true - I saw it on the internetz.
[22:23:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> sup snackbar
[22:23:41] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> 'Sup Juggs
[22:23:46] <Deucalion> evening EF - long time no see
[22:23:48] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> Sup buzzard
[22:24:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> us cops hate skaters regardless.
[22:25:19] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> Skaters are fucking annoying when they have to do tricks all over fucking everything
[22:25:25] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> like the side of my apartment
[22:25:46] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> 's why I started parking my car on the slope of my north wall
[22:26:44] <Deucalion> The Snooper's Charter is just the paperwork after the fact.... the snoops have doubtless been recording that shit for years anyway... all the SC does is legitimise it and push the cost visibly onto the ISPs and thence their customers. So the cost is shoved from hidden budget out to direct end user cost.. result: can claim a tax spend reduction :D Sheer genius.
[22:27:18] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> Juggs, what do you think about Brezit?
[22:27:29] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> Brexit^
[22:27:46] <Deucalion> Not discussing as I am still undecided at this point.
[22:27:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> suck it, yo. ima rail slide on yer nutz.
[22:28:11] <n1> is all about them monies.
[22:28:29] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> haha Buzzard. Hey, I like them fine when they're not being annoying.
[22:28:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> shit man, that's half the fun.
[22:29:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's like trolling but with injuries
[22:29:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh and chicks dig skaters more than trolls.
[22:29:43] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> That is true.
[22:29:47] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> I skated, briefly.
[22:31:32] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> How they have all kinds of motorized shit
[22:31:47] * Allahu_Buttcrackbar wants the gas-powered one with off-roading tires
[22:32:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> man that's heresy. you gotta do dat shiz manually.
[22:32:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> until you're old then you have better sense than to do it at all.
[22:32:54] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> Yeah, James Hettfield had to perform in a cast without playing guitar cuz he broke his elbow skateboarding
[22:33:13] * Deucalion idly ponders whether EF is TMB's alter-ego when he gets bored :D
[22:33:15] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> Rollerblade wheels on a skateboard is like +20 Speed doe
[22:33:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> i got two fucked up knees, one fucked up shoulder, and two fucked up hips from that fun. all in the span of about 4 years.
[22:33:31] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> Probably, Deucalion.
[22:33:41] <Deucalion> shoulda stuck to BMX :D
[22:33:48] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> Hahaha Buzzard, that sucks ass.
[22:34:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya well, there wasn't anywhere to get my jump on with bikes in SC. plenty of curbs and such around though.
[22:34:59] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> Construction sites, Buzzard
[22:35:10] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> Those were always our go-to for bike-jumping fun
[22:35:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> huh
[22:35:21] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> we also had canal berms, which were kinda dangerous but fun
[22:35:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, we had flat shit basically. bikes were just a way to get to the beach after i moved to SC.
[22:36:08] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> Now the only danger I deal with is pickling my liver or getting clocked in the head with my own kayak during a wipeout
[22:36:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> mine's mostly finally pissing an SJW off enough that they buy a gun and rage shoot me.
[22:37:15] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> Man, that's a horrible situation to be in...defending yourself against a woman
[22:37:27] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> You hit her, you're a dick. You run, you're a pussy
[22:37:38] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> Trans are fair-game though. Bahaha
[22:37:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> for which event i plan to scrawl "HAHA, I WIN" on the floor in my own blood
[22:37:59] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> Buzzard, the SJWs will eventually cannibalize each other.
[22:38:09] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> Word on the street is that more and more gays are becoming pro-gun
[22:38:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, they already do. i really wanna make one go utterly postal though.
[22:38:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> man, gays are bout to move republican as a group. ten years tops.
[22:39:19] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> The more people put aside petty differences and unite, the better.
[22:39:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> the left is starting to hate on them because they could give a fuck what women think, they don't need them.
[22:40:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> afk
[22:41:14] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> https://soylentnews.org
[22:41:14] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
[22:41:15] <Timmeh> ^ 03SN article: Bolivia Refused 100,000 Chickens to be Donated by Bill Gates 04(0 comments)
[22:41:18] <exec> └─ 13Bolivia Refused 100,000 Chickens to be Donated by Bill Gates - SoylentNews
[22:42:01] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> As much as I believe in freedom and liberty, perhaps there should be a rule which prevents individuals from amassing too much wealth
[22:42:08] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> makes 'em fucking bonkers
[22:42:49] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> Bolivians would grant more respect to me for calling them "the brown menace" than they would some condescending patronizing rich white motherfucker
[22:43:15] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> "Let them eat CHICKENS!"
[22:44:14] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> Wake me up when Billy gates wants to move a semiconductor fab or server-constructing plant there.
[22:46:01] <n1> that just made me think of this: "Formosa Plastics has denied responsibility but that claim was undermined when a spokesman said that Vietnam "need(s) to choose whether to catch fish and shrimp or to build a state-of-the-art steel mill.""
[22:47:04] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> that's fucked up, n1
[22:48:07] <n1> whatever bill gates could want to move to bolivia or wherever, isn't going to be helpful.
[22:48:09] <Deucalion> Careful Allahu_Buttcrackbar - you'll be labelled a socialist if you start talk about not allowing amassing of wealth....
[22:48:19] <Deucalion> ~socialist Allahu_Buttcrackbar
[22:48:21] <exec> Allahu_Buttcrackbar, YOU'RE a SOCIALIST!
[22:48:27] <Deucalion> SEE!
[22:48:55] <n1> and on the amassing of wealth, does Trump's current situation mean that he's not keeping score with money anymore?
[22:49:12] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> I don't consider "socialist" an insult. I'd vote for Bernie if he made a promise to kick out all the illegals and pass legislation to strengthen free speech
[22:49:47] <Deucalion> And build walls?
[22:50:20] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> not necessarily walls, just stationing the national guard on the borders and shooting unauthorized crossers
[22:50:33] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> national guard dont do a damn thing anyway. Bout time we utilized them.
[22:51:35] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> Good point about Trump, n1. I'
[22:51:44] <n1> i find the imagery interesting, the big freedom sign in the backdrop as people are being marched out by gunpoint
[22:51:44] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> I'm speaking on the record for having voted for him.
[22:52:08] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> n1, life is not politically correct.
[22:52:36] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> and we can solve the hypocrisy problem by drawing asterisks around all of our freedom imagery
[22:52:41] <n1> trump is like brexit to me, but it's all just 2008 hope and change bullshit, for the other team.
[22:52:54] <Deucalion> Why not tear down the walls, allow free movement across the planet, remove the concept of nation states all spending stupid amounts of imaginary monopoly gold on meaningless conflict? We are almost to the point we have global instant communication and one shared language. Surely it is better to strive for that utopia than to regress into our insular shells for fear of johnny foreigner?
[22:52:57] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> n1, That is most likely true.
[22:53:57] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> Deucalion, because that would require some form of civility and mutual respect, or else we'd have a Hobbesian nightmare of "a state of war of all against all" where life would be "nasty, brutish, and short"
[22:54:29] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> That would work if we didn't have people who were born into and lived lives of violence and taught that conquest is the only way.
[22:55:07] <n1> i'd say that's most people
[22:55:17] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> So now we're back to tribalism, where at least OUR tribe knows (for the most part) how to work together for the common good.
[22:55:48] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> And that common good does not include welcoming those who want to destroy us.
[22:55:52] <n1> we might know how, but i don't see much evidence of it actually happening
[22:55:53] <Deucalion> I didn't say it would be easy. But being parochial is not going to work in the future. Ultimately globalism will happen. All that is in doubt is how long it will take.
[22:56:18] <Deucalion> Not in my life time for sure.
[22:56:45] <n1> no one is arguing for an actual unwinding of globalism on a national or international stage
[22:56:46] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> Deucalion, I can understand the reasoning behind a world without borders, but the problem is of human nature itself.
[22:56:59] <n1> just setting up for different positions in that world
[23:00:35] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> Okay - We execute the entirety of Africa and the Middle east
[23:00:40] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> Then we can open the borders
[23:01:08] <chromas> Plus free oil all around
[23:01:10] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> (actually, we should also execute the entirety of Mejico and South America, just to be sure
[23:01:31] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> funny that, chromas. Oil is apparantly dirt-cheap, and yet, petrol prices remain the same
[23:01:58] <n1> taxes!
[23:03:03] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> Here's what they do in California. They say "Muh special environmentally-friendly California petrol" which means nothing at all, and gas prices stay the same.
[23:03:24] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> Before the oil glut they could arbitrarily collude to raise gas prices statewide by saying "muh refinery problems"
[23:03:36] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> I think Jerry Brown put a stop to that, covertly
[23:05:03] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> n1, good point. The governing authority in a worldwide civilization would no doubt be dystopian. We'd be no better than the borg. Or the "utopic" civilization depicted in Demolition Man
[23:05:55] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> That is why American scum like to "live free or die"
[23:06:05] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> * (free does not include illegal immigrants)
[23:06:48] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> This is my fix for modern civilization. It will be reviled as politically incorrect, but here goes:
[23:07:08] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> Round up all illegals and, as needed, allow more in based on demand.
[23:07:26] <Deucalion> Allahu_Buttcrackbar, human nature always gets in the way.... the parochial tribalism.... the them and us, the wish to make someone else the "outsider" in order to feel better aligned with the tribe. Kids in the playground stuff extrapolated to adults. I guess the communication explosion that the internet brought out-accelerated our (as a species) capability to adapt. But adapt we will... tis the reason we're the apex predator (or vermin) on thi
[23:07:26] <Deucalion> s rock... we're good at adapting.
[23:07:33] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> Put them into labor camps where they work for no pay but for food, shelter, and recreation
[23:08:34] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> Those who work for 5 years (or join the military for at least 4 and are honorably discharged) and learn conversational English are given citizenship.
[23:08:38] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Bolivia Refused 100,000 Chickens to be Donated by Bill Gates - http://sylnt.us - no-good-deed-goes-unpunished
[23:09:19] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> Deucalion, humanity is a cancer upon this planet. The only question is how long it will take for it to kill its host.
[23:09:24] <Deucalion> hmm... Allahu_Buttcrackbar - you're not really thinking much outside American exceptionalism there... that might be problematic
[23:10:19] <Deucalion> Allahu_Buttcrackbar, it won't kill itself.... it may reduce in size and change form granted, but extinction... nah, you been on the internetz too much :P
[23:10:22] <crutchy> Allahu_Buttcrackbar, aye focker!
[23:10:31] <n1> you're worried about violence and conquest, and you want them to join the military?
[23:10:34] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> cup crutch.
[23:10:36] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> sup
[23:10:51] <crutchy> only H cups for me
[23:10:56] <Deucalion> n1, you expected rational discussion from EF?
[23:11:17] <crutchy> coffee++
[23:11:17] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2682
[23:11:19] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> Deucalion, you are correct, although it remains to be seen whether or not the planet can react in time enough to kill off enough of humanity such that humanity can save itself.
[23:12:26] <Deucalion> Oh noes!! I must go read zerohedge... they're on the internetz and they have the scoop on this stuff... they tell me what to think..
[23:12:56] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> n1, although you are pointing out the obvious contradictions in my points of view, I never claimed to be consistent. I am a base animal working on instinct rather than a civilized intellectual living and dying by a rigid framework.
[23:13:24] * n1 goes to read zerohedge
[23:13:36] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> Deucalion, my main complaint about Zerohedge is that riots and widespread violence haven't kicked in yet. When will it happen?
[23:13:56] <crutchy> people just shoot each other instead
[23:14:10] <n1> zh survives on the tabloid spin
[23:14:29] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> crutchy, what we need is to stop all this pussyfooting around the issues and rise up as the Angloshpere, and conquer the world.
[23:14:43] <Deucalion> There is a soccer tournament going on... French police seem quite happy to spray the tear gas around whenever things look to be getting a little rowdy.
[23:15:04] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> If there's one thing I love about Europe, Deucalion, it's the football hooliganism
[23:15:09] <crutchy> nah man guy guys been trying to do that for 70 years. you're going about it all wrong
[23:15:15] <Deucalion> ye gads
[23:15:45] <crutchy> the towelies have already won
[23:16:05] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> Bullshit. The towelies will never win.
[23:16:06] <crutchy> (not that i have anything really against towelies)
[23:17:07] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> The towelies are retard incompetent scum. Any gains they have are due to their throwing money at powerful people
[23:17:07] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> They will eventually run out of that money.
[23:17:11] * TheMightyBuzzard returns victorious
[23:17:12] <takyon> hi
[23:17:22] <takyon> got my 6 gallon carboy in the mail
[23:17:22] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> Now, the Jews. That's a whole other problem alltogether.
[23:17:31] <crutchy> nah you yanks have been throwing infinite amounts of money at the towelies
[23:17:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> noice
[23:17:43] <crutchy> and they have oil
[23:17:51] <crutchy> money + oil = win
[23:18:01] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> nuking the Jews is not a feasible option, so we should nuke Africa and relocate greater Israel to Africa.
[23:18:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> so do poor people, you just gotta wash it off em first
[23:18:24] <chromas> and then nuke it again
[23:18:31] <crutchy> from orbit
[23:18:32] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> Then install a hyperloop from Africa to Jerusalem so that the Jews can have their silly "muh holy land"
[23:18:32] <takyon> speaking of whatever you are talking about, time to submit a story about dozens of U.S. diplomats encouraging the bombing of Assad's forces in Syria via text to John kerry
[23:18:43] * Deucalion retires to sleepy-byebyes... it got all Friday night up in here
[23:18:52] <takyon> nice integrating the hyperloop into your rant Allahunol
[23:18:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> nite bouncy overlord
[23:19:02] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> lata Juggs
[23:19:05] <crutchy> takyon, they probably want a war with russia
[23:19:11] * n1 hat tip Deucalion
[23:19:14] <takyon> they ain't gonna get a war with russia
[23:19:22] <crutchy> ~gnight Deucalion
[23:19:23] * exec insensitively a painting of potato salad gives Deucalion
[23:19:25] * Deucalion jiggles for posterity on the way out.... ya pervs
[23:19:40] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> That is true, crutchy. It is the time-honored tactic of solving frothing domestic problems with war.
[23:19:42] <takyon> specific tit grabbity
[23:19:44] <crutchy> takyon, i don't think they will either, but they're trying
[23:19:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> i want a war with russia. i'm tired of paying big money for top shelf vodka.
[23:20:10] <takyon> https://soylentnews.org
[23:20:11] <Timmeh> ^ 03Error
[23:20:12] <crutchy> if you war with russia, you aint gunna be getting vodka
[23:20:13] <exec> └─ 13Error
[23:20:14] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> I posted it here before, but Saudi Arabia considered a war with Yemen way back in '92 as a means of distracting the populace from domestic stife.
[23:20:15] <n1> if we can't blame terrorists or immigrants, it's got to be russia, or china, possibly with north koreans being involved
[23:20:17] <takyon> "When the Term Meritocracy was Coined in 1958, it was in a Dystopian Satire"
[23:20:38] <crutchy> vodka is what russia uses to grease its war machine
[23:20:47] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> n1, that is true. Blame must be externalized. It can't possibly be those incompetent psychopaths in our state department!
[23:21:15] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> crutchy, going to work drunk is awesome when you go in on Saturday and there's nobody to smell your breath.
[23:21:23] <crutchy> lol
[23:21:32] <crutchy> Allahu_Buttcrackbar++
[23:21:32] <Bender> karma - allahu_buttcrackbar: 1
[23:21:36] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> Shit gets done. You have access to all the shit you need. There are no second-guesses
[23:21:47] <crutchy> even coding at home drunk is productive
[23:22:01] <takyon> the last time I tried to code drunk I don't think it was very productive
[23:22:07] <cmn32480> I shall test that plan tomorrow
[23:22:11] <takyon> plus when you're drunk, do you really want to code?
[23:22:12] <crutchy> unfortunately i have to drink most of a bottle of red to get there :/
[23:22:21] <crutchy> takyon, oh yeah
[23:22:29] <takyon> m8
[23:23:16] <crutchy> last time i finished a bottle at a friend of the missus' place i washed a bunch of dishes
[23:23:28] <crutchy> didn't even really notice i was doin it
[23:23:30] <takyon> that's an entirely different scenario than coding
[23:23:40] <takyon> I have washed dishes drunk and it's nice and easy
[23:24:06] <crutchy> coding is easy. its just like talking. its figuring out what i wanna do, and drinking sometimes gets the brain cogs working
[23:24:06] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> Depend what you're coding
[23:24:19] <takyon> this conversation is making me frustrated because I'm trying to submit a SoylentNews story................ and I'm drunk
[23:24:25] <crutchy> lol
[23:24:45] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> crutchy, I find that ethanol does the opposite...in small doses...and that's why its useful.
[23:25:17] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> A busy brain is often full of noise and cotton. But the ethanol shuts all the nonsense off and allows one to focus.
[23:25:26] <crutchy> it makes me sleepy usually, but for some reason tedium becomes less tedious
[23:25:46] <takyon> If only Grav*s were here to shit on us for being alcoholics
[23:26:07] <crutchy> probably why if i'm arguing with the missus i can calm down easier if i drink. the missus' rants become more tolerable :p
[23:26:33] <crutchy> been a long time since i done that though
[23:26:50] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> Yeesh, living with women.
[23:27:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> pardon, had to respond to some comments
[23:27:32] <crutchy> we're still in sexist, racist, homophobic mode
[23:27:37] <crutchy> or something
[23:27:38] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> "that kitchen floor you clean as a sweet gesture to me has a few specs of dust on it. Still, it's kind of nice that you did that! Muah!"
[23:27:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> and no, crutchy, coding at home may help the line count but in the morning you're all WTF?!
[23:28:05] <crutchy> dude, most of my code is like that anyway :p
[23:28:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> s/home/home drunk/
[23:28:06] <sedctl> <TheMightyBuzzard> and no, crutchy, coding at home drunk may help the line count but in the morning you're all WTF?!
[23:28:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> hell i don't even code after noon if i can help it.
[23:28:41] * crutchy only codes at night
[23:28:45] <takyon> https://soylentnews.org
[23:28:45] <Timmeh> ^ 03SN Submission by takyon: U.S. Diplomats Urge Bombing of Assad's Forces in Syria
[23:28:47] <exec> └─ 13U.S. Diplomats Urge Bombing of Assad's Forces in Syria: SoylentNews Submission
[23:29:41] <crutchy> from the poking-the-bear dept.
[23:30:54] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> crutchy, it's the Jews poking the bear. Fatigue of bullshit war is a common (yet unspoken) theme of contemporary American politics.
[23:31:52] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> Even Hillary supporters know she wants more war.
[23:31:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> i should take up hacking again. get a bunch of sjw twatter accounts and turn them gay then watch them try to find a way to be offended without being anti-gay.
[23:32:03] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> Do it, Buzzard
[23:32:38] <takyon> wut
[23:32:38] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> Hack a game dev studio and put a swaztika graphic in one of their textures.
[23:33:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> already did. all over the last wolfenstein game.
[23:33:07] <crutchy> don't most games have weird easter eggs anyway?
[23:33:13] <takyon> SJWs are supposed to be pro-gay anyway, what would that accomplish TMB
[23:33:21] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> John Carmack?
[23:33:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> takyon, there's a difference between supporting someone's right to suck dick and sucking it yourself.
[23:33:55] <cmn32480> ~title off
[23:33:57] <exec> titles disabled for 10#Soylent
[23:33:59] <SirFinkus> evening folks
[23:34:04] <takyon> I guess I misunderestimated what you would post on their twatter acccounts
[23:34:05] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> No, Carmack wouldn't be here, because (as the legend goes) he quit Slashdot because too many users were in favor of piracy.
[23:34:15] <crutchy> ~g'day cmn32480
[23:34:17] * exec literally penetrates a cube of void pointers with cmn32480
[23:34:20] <crutchy> ~g'day SirFinkus
[23:34:21] <takyon> plus SoylentNews is pretty anti-VR
[23:34:22] * exec abrasively bitchslaps a powerpoint presentation of cocaine with SirFinkus
[23:34:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> they'd be mad but unable to articulate why without being homophobes.
[23:34:29] <takyon> I post VR stories jsut to piss off SoylentNews
[23:34:35] <crutchy> what's VR?
[23:34:44] <takyon> Very Real
[23:34:55] <crutchy> oh yeah. real is shit
[23:35:03] <crutchy> bring on the politiverse!
[23:35:14] <takyon> 2D4evur
[23:35:19] <takyon> mai waifu
[23:35:31] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> NIGGERS
[23:35:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> dude, if you think VR looks real you n me got different uncanny valleys.
[23:35:39] <crutchy> nah fuck waifus
[23:35:49] <takyon> exactly crutchy
[23:35:53] <takyon> fuck em right in da pussy
[23:35:54] * crutchy prefers 3D tiddies
[23:36:23] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[23:36:23] <Timmeh> ^✓ 03Josip On Deck - Anime Pussy ft. Killa Karisma (Music Video) - YouTube
[23:36:26] * TheMightyBuzzard chuckles
[23:36:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> i been playin a 2d dungeon crawler lately. stranger of sword city. just came out.
[23:36:47] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> Hey Buzzard, is it true that Threaded is the same as Nested now?
[23:37:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> Allahu_Buttcrackbar, will be. Basically gonna be improved Nested.
[23:37:16] <crutchy> doesn't VR cause mental problems or something?
[23:37:21] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> Hehehe
[23:37:22] <takyon> http://listenonrepeat.com
[23:37:22] <Timmeh> ^ 03Josip On Deck - Anime Pussy ft. Killa Karisma (Music Video) - ListenOnRepeat
[23:37:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, obviously.
[23:37:29] <takyon> VR causes autism
[23:37:31] * TheMightyBuzzard points at takyon
[23:37:41] <SirFinkus> I JUST posted that takyon
[23:37:42] <SirFinkus> GOD
[23:37:49] <takyon> it was age-blocked
[23:37:51] <crutchy> i mean, look at pewdiepie
[23:37:53] <takyon> link I posted aint
[23:37:58] <crutchy> that guy is fuken retarded
[23:38:06] <takyon> also richer than you
[23:38:11] <crutchy> definitely
[23:38:20] <SirFinkus> oh warning, link does actually contain anime pussy
[23:38:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> Allahu_Buttcrackbar, wasn't any real difference anyway.
[23:38:26] <cmn32480> ~gday crutchy
[23:38:28] * exec sardonically throws a tower of jihads at crutchy
[23:38:30] <SirFinkus> idk how it's still on youtube but w/e
[23:38:59] <crutchy> i dunno how people make heaps of money off ytoutube, but its all about understanding how stupid consumers can be
[23:39:13] <crutchy> i don't wanna go anywhere near consumers
[23:39:23] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> Buzzard, if you could implement a "show all comments" feature that'd be awesome.
[23:39:37] <takyon> it's called
[23:39:39] <takyon> browsing at -1
[23:39:41] <crutchy> an auto -1,-1 button
[23:39:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> Allahu_Buttcrackbar, FUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOU!
[23:39:49] <takyon> it's called
[23:39:51] <takyon> THE SAVE BUTTON
[23:39:59] <crutchy> save button?
[23:40:00] <SirFinkus> I want a modbomb option
[23:40:02] <takyon> you save that shit and look at all the shitty anon comments like me
[23:40:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> loading 100 likes to kill the server and we just had a 400+ comment story.
[23:40:15] <crutchy> when browsing AC, -1/-1 should be default
[23:40:27] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> takyon, what I meant was, when a discussion is over 50 comments, the user can see them all (in some form) without having to break the continuity of following the discussion
[23:40:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> took over a minute to load the page.
[23:40:50] <takyon> i'm pretty sure I see all comments in the mode I use
[23:40:58] <crutchy> imagine how long it would take if it was ruby
[23:41:00] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> crutchy, -1/-1 has always been my default.
[23:41:13] <takyon> I forgot which mode only shows 50 comments or w/e
[23:41:23] * crutchy can't remember the last time he logged into SN
[23:41:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> Allahu_Buttcrackbar, check https://dev.soylentnews.org for an idea of how is gonner be.
[23:41:23] <Timmeh> ^✓ 03SN (dev) article: Fill er up
[23:41:38] <takyon> sometimes I temporarily use Newest (Ignore Threads) on those 50+ comment articles
[23:41:49] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> My gripe is that, in big discussions, you have to use alternate modes and do a lot of unnecessary work
[23:41:57] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> Thanks Buzzard.
[23:41:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> still workiing on it though and threaded mode is gonna lose (Ignore Threads) sorting mode.
[23:42:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> likewise flat is gonna lose NOT ignoring threads.
[23:42:19] <takyon> if I'm in that big ass discussion, I use Newest (Ignore Threads) and just refresh it.
[23:42:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> takyon, yar
[23:42:40] <takyon> eventually I'll stop caring, close that tab, and never look at it again
[23:43:15] <takyon> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[23:43:16] <Timmeh> ^ 03Watch as SpaceX's latest Falcon rocket burns then crashes • The Register
[23:43:20] <takyon> http://www.npr.org
[23:43:21] <Timmeh> ^ 03Donald Trump Is Considering Holding Competing Speeches During The Republican Convention : NPR
[23:43:33] <crutchy> we need a treeview control for comments
[23:43:34] * TheMightyBuzzard laughs
[23:43:35] <crutchy> like windows
[23:43:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, foller the link. you got em.
[23:43:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> no js necessary.
[23:43:57] <crutchy> and then like linux, everything should be a file :p
[23:44:20] * TheMightyBuzzard files crutchy with his roughest file
[23:44:39] <takyon> whatever happened to that CSS nesting system some of you were working on?
[23:44:57] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> "Chickbutt?"
[23:45:01] <crutchy> how do you do that with no js?
[23:45:06] <takyon> carefully
[23:45:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, fucking magic
[23:45:19] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> Chickenbutt, I mean. Yeah, you're a true Okie.
[23:45:30] <crutchy> is that codemonkey or whatever its called?
[23:45:37] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> Next you'll name your threats "ChickenThigh"
[23:45:41] <crutchy> the firefox extension
[23:45:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> Allahu_Buttcrackbar, ya, i had that typed n about to hit enter.
[23:46:02] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> HAHAHAHA
[23:46:19] <takyon> n o crutchy
[23:46:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> takyon, it's live but gonna get improved from what you see on dev a little bit.
[23:46:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> well live on dev anyway.
[23:46:49] <takyon> kay
[23:47:15] <takyon> greasemonkey/tampermonkey
[23:47:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> comment paging is gonna work like if $max = 50 we show you all of the first thread and if it's over 50 we stop there n if it's not we show the next thread too n so on.
[23:47:54] <crutchy> greasemonkey yeah
[23:47:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> until we ARE showing more than 50
[23:48:15] <crutchy> that wouldn't work on all browsers though right?
[23:48:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> so no breaking up threads to paginate on even numbers but getting as close as we can.
[23:48:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, should work on anything short of lynx
[23:48:38] <takyon> this SpaceX droneship explosion video sucks
[23:48:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's straight up css
[23:48:44] <cmn32480> gewg_ is the only one who uses that
[23:48:47] <crutchy> is greasemonkey on most browsers now?
[23:48:52] <takyon> no
[23:49:10] <cmn32480> it doesn't exist for IE yet crutchy
[23:49:12] <takyon> Chrome used to have a drop-in user extension system, but they have removed it for security reasons
[23:49:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> the buttons are really styled checkboxes
[23:49:18] <takyon> they only allow signed extensions now
[23:49:32] <takyon> so you have to download tampermonkey to allow .user.js scripts
[23:49:38] <takyon> probably the same with Firefox, as I recall
[23:50:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's pretty fuckin tight though, yeah?
[23:50:24] <takyon> shameless plug: https://soylentnews.org
[23:50:24] <Timmeh> ^✓ 03SN journal Soylent Upgrade Greasemonkey/Tampermonkey extension v12 04(1 comments)
[23:50:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> also, hit refresh on that page n look at the comments again
[23:50:57] <crutchy> where is the code that actually triggers the show/hide?
[23:50:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh wait, you can't, you're not logged in.
[23:51:12] <crutchy> as in, in the html/css
[23:51:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> base.css somewhere i think.
[23:52:09] <takyon> what is the meat of this css
[23:52:12] <takyon> cuz i cant even
[23:52:28] <crutchy> seems like its just ajax under the hood
[23:52:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://dev.soylentnews.org
[23:53:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> no javascript at all
[23:53:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> look at the bottom
[23:53:22] <crutchy> if the content is loaded on the fly, there's gotta be some kinda server request like ajax
[23:53:30] <crutchy> might just be hidden in the extension thought
[23:53:37] <takyon> oh it's checked
[23:53:43] <takyon> the checkbox is the magic
[23:53:52] <takyon> that's why we get to ditch javascript
[23:53:55] <takyon> I completely get it now
[23:54:06] <takyon> it's a wrap
[23:54:14] <Allahu_Buttcrackbar> That's why I hate PHP
[23:54:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's about three pages of css to display: block or display: none based on the checkedness of a checkbox that's styled to look like a button
[23:55:07] <takyon> https://twitter.com
[23:55:08] <Timmeh> ^ 03Elon Musk on Twitter: "Looks like early liquid oxygen depletion caused engine shutdown just above the deck https://t.co"
[23:55:17] <takyon> buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp
[23:55:31] <crutchy> where's the bit that triggers a request to get the comments that are being expanded? or do all comments get sent to the browser now?
[23:55:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> there is no request. they're all loaded at page load.
[23:55:53] <crutchy> oh
[23:55:55] <takyon> sounds optimal
[23:55:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> just not shown necessarily
[23:56:03] <takyon> how does it fair with 300+ comments
[23:56:07] <crutchy> yeah
[23:56:10] <takyon> *fare
[23:56:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> the same as regular threaded does.
[23:56:18] <crutchy> might as well just use js then surely
[23:56:27] <takyon> it's just text bro
[23:56:33] <takyon> it's not like there's images
[23:56:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> the speed improvements come in elsewhere.
[23:56:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, gzipped as well
[23:56:48] <crutchy> is element.display=none; slower than using greasemonkey?
[23:56:48] <takyon> o wow
[23:56:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, faster
[23:57:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> css > javascript speedwise
[23:57:13] <takyon> what does greasemonkey have to do with anything
[23:57:32] <crutchy> ergh. i thought css was supposed to be a layout thing
[23:57:38] <takyon> css got too strong
[23:57:47] <crutchy> putting scripty stuff in there seems like a recipe for disaster
[23:57:48] <takyon> you are looking at a layout thing
[23:57:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> it is. this isn't programming. it's trickery.
[23:57:55] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com lol
[23:57:55] <Timmeh> ^ 03Beyoğlu'nda Taşlı Sopalı Ramazan Linci - YouTube
[23:58:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> it just looks like programming because you expect stuff like that to be programmed.
[23:58:20] <SirFinkus> http://pitchfork.com
[23:58:21] <Timmeh> ^ 03Radiohead Istanbul Event Attacked | Pitchfork
[23:58:25] <takyon> hey crutchy, let me trigger you: https://developer.mozilla.org
[23:58:26] <Timmeh> ^ 03calc() - CSS | MDN
[23:58:35] <SirFinkus> religion of peace guys
[23:58:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> it'll prolly look like ass in lynx but bytram can upgrade his browser
[23:59:08] <takyon> SirGinkus, radiohead was asking for it, just like women are asking for it when they don't dress up in burkas