#Soylent | Logs for 2016-06-13
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[23:38:08] <Cripple> ^ 03Drone captures ghostly abandoned 'Plague fort' near St Petersburg — RT In motion
[23:38:04] <Runaway1956> https://www.rt.com
[23:34:03] * Subsentient rips a juicy wet one
[23:29:38] <chromas> soon they will apologize for their victimhood
[23:29:19] <chromas> they were sexually molested by migrants
[23:29:05] <Runaway1956> When the wife abuses me, I don't like to work the next day
[23:28:40] <Runaway1956> I think someone came in and abused the bots last night, and they just don't want to work today
[23:25:52] <chromas> That's odd. Stripping usually does help
[23:17:02] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[23:16:27] <Runaway1956> ~submit https://www.rt.com
[23:03:16] <Runaway1956> thought maybe stripping the RSS crap off the URL might help - no luck
[23:02:55] <exec> error: title not found or empty
[23:02:52] <Runaway1956> ~submit http://www.nytimes.com
[23:02:42] <MrPlow> Unable to find a title for that page
[23:02:42] <Runaway1956> #submit http://www.nytimes.com
[23:01:42] <Runaway1956> and exec is off his feed
[23:01:28] <exec> error: title not found or empty
[23:01:25] <Runaway1956> ~submit http://www.nytimes.com
[23:01:16] <chromas> That's too fast. MrPlow's submit must be broked
[23:01:12] <Runaway1956> MrPlow is simply broken
[23:01:03] <MrPlow> Unable to find a title for that page
[23:01:02] <Runaway1956> #submit http://www.nytimes.com
[22:52:30] <exec> error: something went wrong with your submission
[22:51:57] <chromas> ~submit http://threatpost.com
[22:51:55] <MrPlow> Unable to find a title for that page
[22:51:55] <chromas> #submit http://threatpost.com
[22:51:54] <chromas> that was fast
[22:51:45] <MrPlow> Unable to find a title for that page
[22:51:45] <chromas> #submit http://threatpost.com
[22:50:39] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[22:50:36] <Runaway1956> the bots are being cantankerous today
[22:50:05] <Runaway1956> ~submit https://www.rt.com
[22:49:53] <MrPlow> Unable to find a summary for that page
[22:49:52] <Runaway1956> #submit https://www.rt.com
[22:49:16] <chromas> he can't help that he stabbed you! he's a victim of the patriarchy and the west stealing his country's oils!
[22:48:32] <chromas> Police were told to stop being islamophobic
[22:48:13] <MrPlow> Unable to find a summary for that page
[22:48:12] <Runaway1956> #submit https://www.rt.com
[22:47:41] <Runaway1956> could be something lost in translation
[22:47:39] <chromas> aren't they though? aren't they?
[22:47:34] <exec> error: something went wrong with your submission
[22:47:08] <Gravis> that url sure makes it seem like the paris police are stabbing hostages
[22:47:00] <Runaway1956> ~submit https://www.rt.com
[22:46:03] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[22:45:28] <Runaway1956> ~submit https://www.rt.com
[22:45:15] <MrPlow> Unable to find a summary for that page
[22:45:14] <Runaway1956> #submit https://www.rt.com
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[21:21:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> the rest of the email addresses and passwords are cleaned but it has several thousand accounts on it like dev does.
[21:20:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> website has an admin user l/p rehash/rehash
[21:20:25] <tibman> thanks man
[21:19:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> it starts up on https://localhost:4443
[21:18:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> tibman, https://staff.soylentnews.org
[21:16:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> nope, didn't go multi-monitor really until post-widescreen.
[21:16:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> fancy ain't important. blowin yer buddy into amusing piles of gibs is.
[21:16:00] <mythterj> did you ever try the vertigo inducing three monitor wrap around mode of quake?
[21:15:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, the very first quake deathmatch game woulda been fine if it had supported widescreen
[21:12:02] <mythterj> I had 8 players on my server which was an old laptop with three gig and a comcast connection and it was playable. Server was running dedicated mode and it was only a 50Mbps down and 12 Mbps upload link.
[21:08:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> which is ideal since it has to run on a little laptop with 2GB of ram as well as my hoss beastie
[21:07:18] <mythterj> I've still been shot from around a corner, but far less frequently, so the cheating community hasn't arrived in force yet.
[21:06:17] <mythterj> I like Xonotic, and it playes well even on my older equipment.
[21:05:33] <mythterj> Nuxiuz just disappeared entirely, someone took it private and ported it to steam. Xonotic now has just about as many servers as Nexiuz ever had, but most players seem to have disappeared.
[20:56:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~15m left on that dev vm upload
[20:55:33] * TheMightyBuzzard nods
[20:55:02] <boru> Nexuiz, or whatever it's called now, was fairly fun with a gang on LAN. You could do ioquake, either.
[20:54:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> huh
[20:54:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> not looking for hardcore gaming. just gonna let the roomie's boy shoot us in the faces.
[20:54:11] <boru> Ironically, it's more stable than most of the modern FPSs around at the moment, even in its pre-alpha state.
[20:53:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> gonna try xonotic first. see how it goes. then switch over to something closed source if it sucks.
[20:53:34] <boru> The UT4 pre-alpha is free, fwiw. You just need to ceate an account to download it.
[20:53:30] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Final Kyoto Analysis Shows 100% Compliance - http://sylnt.us - carbon-offsets
[20:52:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> mmmm...
[20:50:44] <boru> UT for insta.
[20:50:34] <boru> Quake for rocket-jumping-through-lava jollies, though.
[20:50:05] <boru> The UT4 pre-alpha is small enough, but the earlier games, say UT99, 2k3 or 2k4 are fairly small.
[20:49:08] <boru> Quake or UT.
[20:46:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, i need a first person shooter that's small, can do widescreen, and likes lan play
[20:24:22] <tibman> okay
[20:24:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> anyway, the login is rehash and all the passes are either rehash or blank.
[20:24:10] <tibman> no rush : ) i'll check back in an hour
[20:23:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> if you wanna give a check back in say... an hour or so, i can give you a link to pull it off our staff server.
[20:22:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> ugh, 5Mb
[20:22:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> very old
[20:22:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, that's pre-rehash.
[20:21:51] <tibman> cool, thanks : ) i see the old one on the wiki
[20:21:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> what's in ~/src/rehash is what's in the master branch of our github. what's running from ~/rehash is one of my branches that's several commits ahead of master.
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[20:20:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> can set that up later when we have a completely up to date vm. this one's a mirror of dev right now and it's kind of in flux.
[20:19:47] * chromas will seed
[20:19:45] <chromas> What about a torrent?
[20:19:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> uploading it to the staff server now. will likely take a while. i'm only getting like 10Mb up today.
[20:17:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> the documentation is out of date but if you catch me when i'm not napping or such i can answer most questions.
[20:16:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> basically you download it and fire it up in your favorite virtual machine manager.
[20:16:02] <tibman> mostly asking questions because i don't want to commit to helping when i really can't. I'd love to try out your dev vm and see if i can take one of those easy issues on github
[20:15:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> i just built us a new dev vm
[20:15:21] <cmn32480> ninjad'ad
[20:15:18] <cmn32480> lol
[20:15:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> well, funny you should ask...
[20:14:09] <tibman> for dev work, how difficult is it to get an environment together? just to play with? (don't know perl)
[20:12:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> tibman, sysadmins, editors, devs
[20:12:17] * MrPlow flips a Skittle into TheMightyBuzzard's gaping mouth
[20:12:17] * TheMightyBuzzard yawns
[20:09:04] <tibman> hey all, janrinok put out a "volunteer here" sign earlier. Curious what kind of work is available?
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[19:22:20] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Microsoft to Buy LinkedIn for $26.2 Billion in Cash - http://sylnt.us - down-the-social-drain
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[18:56:08] <cmn32480> sleep well, my friend
[18:55:52] <janrinok> gtg
[18:55:48] <cmn32480> obviously _I_ didn't know that
[18:55:35] <janrinok> its from star craft
[18:55:33] <exec> [google] starcraft.wikia.com/wiki/Vespene_gas
[18:55:31] <cmn32480> ~g vespene
[18:55:25] <exec> vespene: unable to find definition
[18:55:25] <janrinok> lol
[18:55:23] <cmn32480> ~define vespene
[18:55:14] * exec suspiciously stuffs a truckload of vespene gas into cmn
[18:55:12] <cmn32480> that's kinda better
[18:55:12] <janrinok> ~gnight cmn
[18:55:00] * exec unnecessarily bitchslaps a tablespoon of spiders with janrinok
[18:54:58] <cmn32480> ~gnight janrinok
[18:54:53] <cmn32480> you too janrionk
[18:54:48] <janrinok> have a good one!
[18:54:39] <cmn32480> I shall, sir!
[18:54:35] <janrinok> and mine to J
[18:54:29] <cmn32480> give S my best, please
[18:54:19] <janrinok> off you go then, I've got to go too
[18:54:08] <cmn32480> I wanna take a nap
[18:53:50] <cmn32480> 'zactly!
[18:53:00] <janrinok> fair enough - you need to earn the deposit on the digger
[18:52:43] <cmn32480> I do still ahve to go to work
[18:52:34] <cmn32480> or at least not traveling
[18:52:34] <janrinok> yay!
[18:52:31] <janrinok> yau!
[18:52:26] <cmn32480> home all week
[18:52:18] <janrinok> I've only got a few minutes left before I must leave. What are your plans for this week? Are you away again?
[18:52:17] <cmn32480> this is working out better adn better
[18:52:12] <cmn32480> nick is gonna help pay? SWEET
[18:51:29] <janrinok> nick could help with that - if he can stay on line for long enough
[18:51:21] <cmn32480> somebody has to pay for it
[18:51:10] <cmn32480> but I'll have security cameras
[18:51:06] <janrinok> oh, I see what you mean
[18:51:01] <cmn32480> prolly not
[18:50:53] <janrinok> er, will she let you in as well?
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[18:50:33] <cmn32480> private shows only
[18:50:27] <cmn32480> she can be the stripper
[18:50:18] <janrinok> don't push it - you want it to appear to be for her benefit....
[18:50:14] * cmn32480 realizes that will require an outside entrance
[18:49:59] <cmn32480> stripper pole
[18:49:49] <janrinok> there you go... you are getting into the swing of it now
[18:49:47] <cmn32480> beer
[18:49:42] <cmn32480> video games
[18:49:39] <cmn32480> TV
[18:49:31] <cmn32480> man cave...
[18:48:33] <janrinok> bomb shelter etc?
[18:48:09] <cmn32480> welcomback n1_
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[18:47:49] <cmn32480> for all our weeds
[18:47:45] <cmn32480> garden
[18:47:03] <janrinok> sure, just tell her the positives - and that she can dig holes to her hearts content. Children's sand area, fish pool, swimming pool
[18:46:15] <cmn32480> think I can get this idea of yours past J?
[18:46:10] * exec overratedly imagines a tube of lips & assholes with n1
[18:46:08] <janrinok> ~gday n1
[18:45:54] * exec covertly ships a plate of rotgut with n1
[18:45:52] <cmn32480> ~gday n1
[18:45:44] <cmn32480> maybe a cargo container... I could all electrify and plumbing it out
[18:45:39] <n1> cmn32480, janrinok !!
[18:45:23] <janrinok> see, I'm full of good ideas :)
[18:45:19] <cmn32480> an underground lair....
[18:45:11] * cmn32480 starts planning
[18:45:04] <cmn32480> probably
[18:44:30] * cmn32480 thinks of the insurance...
[18:44:09] <janrinok> and you could probably hire it out locally and make some money on it...
[18:43:52] <cmn32480> my pregnant roller skate ins't too big
[18:43:45] <cmn32480> well yes.
[18:43:35] <janrinok> well, it probably can dig a bigger hole than your car
[18:43:16] <cmn32480> which is more then my car cost, but... hey... why not?
[18:43:04] <cmn32480> some of the smaller ones are lonly like $20,000
[18:42:41] <cmn32480> I might buy a little one though
[18:42:33] <cmn32480> probably not
[18:42:17] * cmn32480 looks at the finances quickly
[18:42:05] <cmn32480> but now at least I know I can quit my job and become a heavy equipment operator
[18:41:51] <janrinok> so are you buying yourself a big digger for Christmas?
[18:41:50] <cmn32480> different
[18:41:47] <cmn32480> it was fun
[18:41:33] <janrinok> good for her!
[18:41:27] <cmn32480> took pictures and dug holes... just like the rest of us
[18:41:13] <cmn32480> they have a couple of big excavators that are spinny rides...
[18:40:53] <cmn32480> but they have 15 or 20 little excavators that run all day
[18:40:32] <janrinok> what did J do?
[18:40:29] <cmn32480> the entry is rather cheap
[18:40:17] <janrinok> it doesn't seem too expensive from the web site
[18:40:04] <janrinok> It doewn
[18:39:40] <cmn32480> but I can't imagine what tehir diesel biull looks like on a daily basis
[18:39:29] <cmn32480> yep :-)
[18:39:02] <janrinok> big enough by all accounts
[18:39:00] <cmn32480> but it was somethign different from my usual day
[18:38:31] <cmn32480> it wasn't THAT big
[18:38:21] <cmn32480> says you!
[18:38:01] <janrinok> so we had a giggling man in charge of a huge deadly machine moving dirt. Thank G we are separated by an ocean!
[18:37:34] <cmn32480> with ym 4 year old on my lap "helping" we dug a big freakin' hole
[18:37:13] <cmn32480> but it was hilarious
[18:37:09] <cmn32480> I dont' know why
[18:37:04] <cmn32480> digging dirt
[18:35:20] <janrinok> lol - what was your favourite?
[18:34:37] <cmn32480> I still can't spell for shit
[18:34:31] <Cripple> ^ 03Diggerland Construction Theme Park: West Berlin, NJ ( https://www.diggerlandusa.com )
[18:34:30] <cmn32480> http://www.diggerlandusa.com
[18:34:22] <cmn32480> www.diggerlandusa.com
[18:34:10] <cmn32480> www.diggerlansusa.com
[18:34:05] <cmn32480> pretty much
[18:32:40] <janrinok> big boys' toys
[18:32:02] <cmn32480> I got to drive a backhoe and use an excavator to dig a hole
[18:31:43] <janrinok> you love it really
[18:31:41] <cmn32480> Diggerland was actually pretty neat
[18:31:28] <cmn32480> against my will, mind you
[18:31:11] <janrinok> yep, I saw you being coerced into going out :)
[18:31:10] <cmn32480> and a place called diggerland.
[18:31:05] <cmn32480> we went to the aquarium
[18:30:49] <cmn32480> and the middle son's birthday this past weekend
[18:30:47] <janrinok> had a good weekend?
[18:30:41] <cmn32480> been busy ass all get out wiht my travel
[18:30:32] <cmn32480> we are doing firly well
[18:30:21] <cmn32480> circular?
[18:29:52] <janrinok> hows J and the kids?
[18:29:41] <janrinok> not 2 bad thanks, things going in the right direction
[18:29:17] <cmn32480> how goes good sir?
[18:29:06] <janrinok> yup, no doubt about it!
[18:28:57] <cmn32480> despite all things.. I'm pretty sure I won that round
[18:28:48] <janrinok> oh, lovely
[18:28:38] * exec analiciously rubs a basket of your grandmother's queefs on janrinok!
[18:28:36] <cmn32480> ~gday janrinok!
[18:28:33] * exec mistakenly postulates a kilobyte of windows towards cmn32480
[18:28:31] <janrinok> ~gday cmn32480
[18:28:22] <exec> [urbandictionary] 03squiz: squiz Australian slang,- To have a look squizzy - have a look at.
[18:28:20] <cmn32480> ~define squiz
[18:11:26] <Cripple> ^ 03SN comment by [02Azuma Hazuki (5086)] (02Score:2)
[18:11:25] <janrinok> https://soylentnews.org Just had a volunteer to help out and I've asked him to come up on here so we can try to match his skills and time available to our various sub-teams.
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[17:51:11] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Under My Skin: The New Frontier Of Digital Implants - http://sylnt.us - becoming-cyber
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[15:39:59] <SirFinkus> fucking pos
[15:39:55] <SirFinkus> lol powerpoint
[15:38:17] <takyon> took you a while to notice
[15:38:09] <takyon> oh yeah
[15:32:14] <Runaway1956> slashdot has the story as well
[15:31:43] <Cripple> ^ 03Microsoft to acquire LinkedIn | News Center ( http://news.microsoft.com )
[15:31:42] <Runaway1956> Oh - boru - you mention linkedin, and I see a headline in my newsfeed - http://news.microsoft.com
[15:24:31] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[15:23:58] <Runaway1956> ~submit http://www.jpost.com
[15:22:04] * boru chuckles.
[15:21:50] <Runaway1956> I went through something like that - I sent an open document, and no one at work could figure out what it even was
[15:21:17] <boru> "Your file came out all garbled"
[15:20:54] <boru> Or, better yet, when they receive a PDF copy of the document, and ask for a 'word' version; not knowing what 'word' is, they ask for an editable version, to which I respond with the TeX source used to create it.
[15:19:20] <boru> They're fun to toy with. "Yes, can you PGP sign the job spec before you email it to me, please? I will respond, in kind, with a signed digital copy of my resume." "..."
[15:18:01] <Runaway1956> I really don't want to hear diddly squat from a recruiter
[15:17:34] <Runaway1956> That just MIGHT be useful for a person willing to relocate -
[15:17:31] <boru> They all have 'C' in them, right?
[15:17:23] <boru> My personal favourite is them conflating C, C++ and C#.
[15:17:02] <boru> As if they're not actually humans, but, in fact, Bayesian filters running in someone's sitting room.
[15:16:53] <AndyTheAbsurd> Recruiter: "I see you have experience with QA on Tandem systems" Me: "Fuck off, I'm a software developer now and I'm *not* going back to QA"
[15:16:42] <boru> They just pattern match buzzwords.
[15:16:34] <boru> Even for gigs which I have no prior experience for.
[15:16:24] <boru> Well, to be fair, I get that witout being on linkedin.
[15:16:17] <Runaway1956> If my current employer had any insight into my mind - I'd be history. Out of work real fast.
[15:16:03] <AndyTheAbsurd> recruiters also love using it for sending you inappropriate job offers based on job roles you haven't held for the last five years.
[15:15:27] <boru> What's not to love?
[15:15:21] <boru> And using that information, along with information from other networks, to find out all sorts of things about you.
[15:15:17] <AndyTheAbsurd> they do
[15:15:05] <Runaway1956> Ahhhhh - flighty gadflies must love it then
[15:14:40] <boru> And uploading the intimate details of your employment history for the world to see.
[15:14:36] <Runaway1956> Hmmmmm - do I want to be profiled?
[15:14:23] <boru> It's good for profiling.
[15:14:11] <boru> Look at you there, having a discussion on IRC like an out of control socialite!
[15:14:08] <Runaway1956> I still haven't figured out what a linkdin is good for -
[15:13:20] <Runaway1956> ??? Me? No, I'm merely asocial
[15:12:59] <takyon> maybe you should update your LinkedIn
[15:12:54] <takyon> you seem antisocial
[15:05:25] <Runaway1956> Lest anyone forget - where everyone thinks alike, nobody is doing much thinking
[15:05:00] <Runaway1956> ROFL - edgy maybe, but at least SOMEONE is "thinking outside the box"
[15:04:35] <takyon> that's so edgy
[15:04:30] <takyon> Op-Edge? Are you kidding me?
[15:04:19] <Cripple> ^ 03The Pentagon’s Great Wall of Impotence — RT Op-Edge
[15:04:11] <Runaway1956> RT is on a roll with this one - https://www.rt.com
[15:03:38] <takyon> redefine the word to be a bit more literal and it works
[15:03:01] <Runaway1956> Don't have to be a "homophobe" to be disgusted by that sight
[15:02:56] <takyon> my friend was explaining how in middle school, his reaction to seeing two guys kissing for the first time was to puke
[15:02:19] <takyon> there's something about two guys kissing that really sits deep with homophobes
[15:01:43] <Runaway1956> I don't really think that's the story - he was making noises about hating gays long before he saw two guys sucking face
[15:01:35] <takyon> if she gets in and starts that team, I see a deal with NBC in her future
[15:01:08] <takyon> Clinton on terrorism: Her proposals include a team "exclusively dedicated to detecting and preventing lone-wolf attacks."
[15:00:50] <takyon> it's all very poetic
[15:00:43] <takyon> what caused all this was that he saw two guys kissing
[14:59:55] <Cripple> ^ 03Ex-wife of Orlando nightclub shooter: 'He abused me, had bipolar disorder anger towards gays' — RT America
[14:59:48] <Runaway1956> Oh - photo here https://www.rt.com
[14:59:05] <Runaway1956> Firefox doesn't want to follow the link - hmmmmm - not sure if it's crazy referrer stuff or what
[14:58:20] <takyon> she had some man to her side during the little press conference she gave afaict
[14:57:54] <takyon> too public for me
[14:57:43] <Runaway1956> Hey, I'm all about consoling the inconsolable
[14:57:15] <takyon> nice to see you on top of the important details
[14:56:58] <Runaway1956> Omar's ex has at least one photo that suggests she is hot
[14:56:07] <Runaway1956> Oh yeah - Omar has a pretty long history of crazy, but his EMPLOYER has it's own history, that's what this article is all about
[14:56:00] <takyon> but he's dead now and that doesn't matter. He's no longer social. What matters is MICROSOFT BUYING LINKEDIN FOR $26.2 BILLION in cash
[14:55:32] <Runaway1956> G4S apparently has a history of hiring whacko sumbitches
[14:55:29] <takyon> and more
[14:55:19] <takyon> he supposedly went to the same mosque as some other bomber
[14:55:02] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[14:54:28] <Runaway1956> ~submit https://www.rt.com
[14:54:18] <Runaway1956> Damn you clodbuster
[14:53:58] <MrPlow> Unable to find a summary for that page
[14:53:57] <Runaway1956> #submit https://www.rt.com
[14:53:44] <Runaway1956> Oh hell guys - I don't really want to submit this link as a stand alone - maybe you can incorporate it into another Omar submission
[14:52:46] <takyon> let's get social!
[14:52:42] <takyon> LINKEDIN
[14:48:51] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Developer Waits Two Years for Management to Define Project - http://sylnt.us - that's-also-a-lot-of-Minecraft
[13:32:43] <crutchy> might go back to the s2 if it bricks :p
[13:32:25] <crutchy> my kids still use my old galaxy s2. my current s4 mini mostly works ok. battery might be gradually going
[13:31:40] <paulej72> most only replace when the old one has too many issues to keep using it. I updated my iphone 4s when the wifi kicked the bucket
[13:31:33] <crutchy> companies need a new fad
[13:30:52] <paulej72> everyone has.
[13:30:13] <crutchy> i stopped upgrading my phone
[13:29:57] <crutchy> not that samsung is much cheaper lately
[13:29:41] <crutchy> i'd consider apple. just too expensive
[13:28:59] <crutchy> apple has decent support
[13:28:49] <crutchy> probably yeah
[13:28:36] <paulej72> sure I and I do like most of what they do, but they have a habit of not supporting older stuff.
[13:28:33] <crutchy> but who knows where it will go
[13:28:28] <crutchy> yeah not sure about the curved screen. not my thing either
[13:27:53] <crutchy> samsung stuff is used in everything. even iphones
[13:27:36] <paulej72> samsung may have new tech but half of it has no real need, curved screens on my tv, why so only one spot in the room has a good viweing angle
[13:27:27] <crutchy> well, not completely
[13:27:20] <crutchy> if they get crushed in phones or tablets, they're pretty fucked
[13:26:49] <crutchy> apple has a very niche market
[13:26:32] <paulej72> I would not say that, i think the whole phone table market has flatened and all companies are feeling it. It just looks worse on Apple
[13:26:26] <crutchy> samsung seems to be making the headlines with all the new tech lately
[13:25:35] <paulej72> looks like new MacBook Pros
[13:25:32] <crutchy> they seem to be losing a bit of steam since jobs died :|
[13:25:21] <paulej72> not a raving fanboi
[13:25:12] <crutchy> a new iphone or ipad i guess
[13:25:07] <paulej72> I am just a mild Apple fan
[13:25:03] <crutchy> oh
[13:24:57] <paulej72> no, it is one of the big events that Apple like to release new stuff
[13:24:54] <crutchy> should i look for 'paulej72' in the news?
[13:24:33] <crutchy> sounds big
[13:24:22] <crutchy> you doing a keynote at the WWDC?
[13:22:40] <exec> [google] https://developer.apple.com
[13:22:38] <crutchy> ~g wwdc
[13:17:41] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Cork (Ireland) Data Centre Will Offer Super-Speedy US to Europe Data Times - http://sylnt.us
[13:15:53] <paulej72> WWDC keynote today
[12:55:02] <crutchy> g'day sir
[12:44:17] <paulej72> good morning all
[11:46:31] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Berners-Lee: World Wide Web is Spy Net - http://sylnt.us - going-fishing
[11:44:49] <crutchy> haf fun
[11:44:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> anyway, see ya this afternoon.
[11:43:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, i'll just make a new twatter account and get them doxed and brigaded. that's all the rage for feminist chicks nowadays and it's perfectly okay by twitter as long as you're not anti-SJW
[11:42:05] <crutchy> :D
[11:42:02] <crutchy> and run for your safe space
[11:42:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, good point
[11:41:49] <crutchy> if they ask for pics just accuse them of oppression
[11:41:17] <crutchy> lol
[11:41:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, i could take a picture of my neighbor's wife if they pics or gtfo. she even got a lazy eye.
[11:40:30] <crutchy> they'll do anything for you
[11:40:24] <crutchy> tell them you're a fat black gay chick
[11:39:48] <crutchy> uhuh
[11:39:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> well it is. "i don't wanna" is a very good cause.
[11:39:11] <crutchy> tell them its for a good cause
[11:38:59] <crutchy> need to find yerself a feminist forum. plenty of fools there
[11:38:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> you ain't kiddin. i wonder if EF needs work. he's plenty naughty.
[11:37:18] <Cripple> ^ 03Mr. Mister - Broken Wings - YouTube
[11:37:16] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[11:37:16] <crutchy> #youtube mr mister broken wings
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[11:31:48] <crutchy> you need a naughty secretary to do it for you ;-P
[11:31:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> man i just do not wanna do data entry today. ima boot winders n play some vidya.
[11:24:47] <crutchy> ~tell cmn32480 maybe also check out the storybot script files. not sure what's going on but exec seems to be using storybot.php~ instead of storybot.php
[11:22:04] <crutchy> ~tell cmn32480 have a squiz at the cd path in the shell command for the ~storybot alias. looks like could be a missing /
[11:20:58] <crutchy> bot blocked
[11:20:52] <crutchy> damn. op only
[11:19:54] <crutchy> ~alias-macro
[11:16:41] <crutchy> ~alias-macro ~storybot edit cmd { php scripts/storybot.php ; PYTHONIOENCODING=utf_8 ; export PYTHONIOENCODING ; cd ~/Downloads/Exec/storybot ; python storybot.py ; } 2>&1
[11:16:08] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Savor or Devour: New Binge-Watching Scale Rates Your Netflix Consumption Speed - http://sylnt.us - watching-your-watching
[11:14:45] <crutchy> that's not the same as the file on my end
[11:14:38] <crutchy> hmm
[11:13:40] <crutchy> error in the path there
[11:13:36] <crutchy> derp
[11:12:58] <exec> 02file: ./scripts/storybot.php~ [modified: 2016-06-09 12:23:07, size: 765 bytes]
[11:12:58] <exec> 02exec [enabled]: ~storybot|1800|3600|0|1|cmn32480,crutchy,martyb,themightybuzzard,bytram|||||{ php scripts/storybot.php ; PYTHONIOENCODING=utf_8 ; export PYTHONIOENCODING ; cd ~Downloads/Exec/storybot/ ; python storybot.py ; } 2>&1
[11:12:56] <crutchy> ~alias-info ~storybot
[11:09:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> yays, more data entry!
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[10:55:35] * MrPlow smakes TheMightyBuzzard upside the head with tp
[10:55:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake TheMightyBuzzard
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[10:55:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh ya, i just changed that
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[10:54:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> blarg
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[10:54:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> #character new
[10:54:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> #character class list
[10:53:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> enjoy
[10:52:15] <cmn32480> back later most likelyt
[10:52:10] <cmn32480> gotta run for a meeting offiste
[10:39:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> m'kay, now i gotta find any other places i interacted with the players table since i changed the structure
[10:38:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> think that should do. the other Player struct fields really should be calculated programatically.
[10:35:28] * TheMightyBuzzard smakes his players table into condition
[10:34:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> truth
[10:34:07] <cmn32480> and certainly both trounce webscale
[10:33:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> still, i think hotcakes beat hot peppers if only by a bit.
[10:33:26] <cmn32480> well yes
[10:33:17] <cmn32480> right about 4 minutes
[10:33:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> yes but the delivery method leaves some to be desired
[10:33:09] <cmn32480> and arthur is complte
[10:32:58] <cmn32480> oooo hotcakes!
[10:32:40] * exec emphatically piles a dire ear of hotcakes on cmn32480
[10:32:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[10:31:50] * exec faithfully scissors a blagoblag of webscale for crutchy
[10:31:48] <cmn32480> ~gday crutchy
[10:31:47] * exec spontaneously pukes a cat box of capsaicin on TheMightyBuzzard
[10:31:45] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[10:30:16] <cmn32480> when I invoke arthur manually, it all seems to work
[10:30:05] <cmn32480> and when I called ~storybot, it says it started processing, but nada
[10:29:18] <cmn32480> the time delta between the messages in #exec makes me think he isn't processing them. typically, arthur takes about 10-15 minutes to run.
[10:28:29] <cmn32480> ~storybot
[10:27:59] <cmn32480> running arthur manually will generate them.
[10:26:22] <cmn32480> crutchy - there are no stories in the storybot folder
[10:23:32] <cmn32480> ~tell crutchy I'm back for a short time.. but I will be able to take a peek
[10:22:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> perfection is the enemy of good
[10:20:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> don't scrap, optimize.
[10:13:12] <crutchy> old code isn't good enough, so i scrap/rework it using a different model
[10:12:56] <crutchy> i keep getting stuck in a reinvention loop
[10:12:21] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 61
[10:12:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[10:12:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[10:11:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> heh, at least i'm only writing this game code once. after it's done i'm breaking it out into a library and reusing the utter fuck out of it.
[10:10:12] <crutchy> ~tell cmn32480 not sure what's changed, but Bytram thinks maybe it has something to do with messages in #rss-bot. probably need some review of exec's terminal to diagnose what's happening
[10:09:06] <crutchy> ~tell cmn32480 whenever you're back on deck, storybot doesn't seem to be working. commands seem to be running as scheduled (from messages in #exec) and wiki page is being rewritten every hour, but the list is empty
[10:07:44] <sedctl> <crutchy> i must be a masochist
[10:07:44] <crutchy> s/o/a/
[10:07:40] <crutchy> i must be a mosochist
[10:07:32] <crutchy> dunno how many times i've written similar game code
[09:44:58] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - 'Super Bacteria' Found in Multiple Samples at Rio's Olympic Venues, Top Beaches - http://sylnt.us - should-also-check-the-topless-beaches
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[09:15:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, woke up cause i couldn't breathe. allergies to some kinda random pollen.
[09:14:11] <crutchy> fooshes keep you awake?
[09:11:35] <exec> Monday, 13 June 2016 @ 4:11 am CDT - Humboldt, TN 38343, USA
[09:11:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~time
[09:11:27] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2672
[09:11:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:09:36] <exec> Monday, 13 June 2016 @ 4:09 am CDT - Nashville, TN, USA 5:09 AM Knoxville (EDT)
[09:09:35] <crutchy> ~time TN
[09:09:22] <exec> Monday, 13 June 2016 @ 3:09 am MT - Mountain Time
[09:09:20] <crutchy> ~time MST
[09:09:15] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2671
[09:09:15] <crutchy> coffee++
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[07:43:26] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - AT&T, Dan Gilbert Each bid $5 Billion for Yahoo, Report Says - http://sylnt.us - those-who-woo-yahoo
[06:12:16] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Seattle Man Who Was Pepper Sprayed While Walking Awarded $100,000 Settlement - http://sylnt.us - nothing-to-see-here,-move-along
[05:59:50] <Runaway1956> Wet - that's how I like her . . .
[05:38:25] <SirFinkus> *wet
[05:38:21] * SirFinkus shows Runaway1956 his web bar
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[05:09:26] * exec seductively pours a flask of 🖕 for #Soylent
[05:09:24] <Bytram|away> ~gnight #Soylent
[05:09:10] <Bytram> eyes won't stay open any more
[04:46:13] <Bytram> nah, just using the right bait
[04:44:37] <Runaway1956> At least I've figured out how TMB gets all that fish - I thought he was using a wind-up telephone or something
[04:42:27] <Runaway1956> Nahhh - superfish just stretched the pipe a bit
[04:41:59] <Bytram> for a 300 lb catfish to fit through a sink drain, wouldn't it have to be pretty dense? ;-)
[04:39:32] <Runaway1956> HOLEEE FUCK!
[04:39:04] * Runaway1956 watches in amazement as a 300 pound catfish jumps out of the sink drain, then dives back down
[04:38:37] <Runaway1956> He shouldn't leave that kind of shit where honest thieves might drink it
[04:38:18] * Runaway1956 reaches back into the wet bar, takes TMB's bottle, and pours it down the sink
[04:37:59] <Runaway1956> The hell with that
[04:37:18] * Runaway1956 closes up the wet bar
[04:36:58] <Runaway1956> Fuck - "pour in water to attract monster catfish"
[04:36:39] * Runaway1956 reads lable
[04:36:35] <Runaway1956> WTF is this with TMB's name on it? Tastes like fish ass.
[04:36:07] * Runaway1956 raids the wet bar
[04:36:03] <Runaway1956> Everyone is gone?
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[04:10:43] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Newcastle University Study Verifies Safety of Three-Person IVF - http://sylnt.us - company-or-a-crowd?
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[02:41:28] <Cripple> ^ 03Paul Hogan on kids sandwiches. Classic Hoges - YouTube
[02:41:26] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[02:41:11] <Runaway1956> I should have cut that tree back long ago
[02:41:02] * Runaway1956 discovers that a branch has put a hole in the roof
[02:40:48] <Runaway1956> Fek -
[02:39:29] <Cripple> ^ 03Symantec to Acquire Blue Coat for $4.65 Billion | SecurityWeek.Com
[02:39:28] <Bytram> http://www.securityweek.com
[02:39:25] <crutchy> someone told me its made from the slop left over from making beer
[02:39:01] <Bytram> meatavegavitamix?
[02:38:56] <Runaway1956> That was from my pre-internet days
[02:38:52] * Bytram tries to remember an episode of "I Love Lucy"
[02:38:38] <Runaway1956> Hmmmm . . . . it was my understanding that the original vegemite was made from onions - seems I may have believed a lie
[02:38:04] <crutchy> as long as they dont fuck with the taste, aussies will consume it en masse
[02:37:36] <crutchy> still tastes the same though :)
[02:36:57] <crutchy> used to be yeast extract
[02:36:50] <crutchy> actually nowadays it could be anything
[02:36:33] <Runaway1956> WTF is a vegemite, if not extract of onion? Or, have I been lied to?
[02:36:15] <crutchy> onion?
[02:36:07] <Runaway1956> Onion extract crumpets - sound yummy
[02:35:53] <Runaway1956> Yeah - those people who have no lives try very hard to be like us -
[02:35:50] * crutchy is having vegemite crumpets :D
[02:35:40] <crutchy> oh yumm
[02:35:23] <Bytram> immitation is the sincerest form of flattery
[02:34:42] <Runaway1956> Fokkin' imposters - I have one on the forum who wants to be me too . . .
[02:34:18] <Bytram> that was an imposter
[02:33:59] <Runaway1956> Are you running an election campaign? I might vote for you to be Allah
[02:33:36] * Runaway1956 wonders about Martyb's namechange
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[02:33:04] <MartyrForAllah> The only thing that changes is who, just who is the one taking it in the ass THIS week.
[02:33:01] <Bytram> Runaway1956: there are other channels that are not as futt bucked
[02:32:42] <MartyrForAllah> It's always buttfuckery here.
[02:31:53] <Runaway1956> I join IRC only to find a buttton of buttfuckery going on?
[02:30:34] <MartyrForAllah> cue
[02:30:06] <MartyrForAllah> Lata'
[02:26:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> SirFinkus, nah. i gotta wait in line behind all the hot chicks.
[02:26:26] * exec brazenly throws a pit of beer at buttfuckers
[02:26:24] <SirFinkus> cue
[02:26:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gnight buttfuckers
[02:26:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> yep, that's prolly my queue to hit the sack.
[02:24:39] <MartyrForAllah> Conversation degeneracy.
[02:24:22] <superkuh> So... it has come to this.
[02:19:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> yo momma so ugly she puts a bag over her own head when she masturbates
[02:19:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, that needs to be a yo momma joke
[02:19:01] <MartyrForAllah> hahaha
[02:18:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> so put a bag over yer head
[02:18:05] <MartyrForAllah> And I ain't pretty
[02:17:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> i should sleep soon
[02:17:31] <Bender> karma - martyrforallah: 1
[02:17:31] <crutchy> MartyrForAllah++ # mantiddies!
[02:17:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> you're set then
[02:17:10] <MartyrForAllah> I have both mantits and a large ass.
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[02:17:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> chicks ain't got a monopoly on those.
[02:16:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> what if they got big ole asses?
[02:16:40] <crutchy> lol
[02:16:34] <MartyrForAllah> Hay-yell naw
[02:16:23] <crutchy> definitely ++ amirite?
[02:16:15] <crutchy> MartyrForAllah, how about men with tiddies?
[02:15:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> da hell for? they don't taste good.
[02:15:35] <MartyrForAllah> You could be a good samaritan and fish some "refugees" out of the sea
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[02:15:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> i checked earlier today.
[02:15:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> no worries. they got no catfish.
[02:14:59] <MartyrForAllah> Stay away from Turkey, then.
[02:14:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> many's the day i've wished that i found hairy asses attractive
[02:13:48] <Bender> karma - women: 0
[02:13:48] <MartyrForAllah> women--
[02:13:46] <Bender> karma - gays: 1
[02:13:46] <MartyrForAllah> gays++
[02:13:37] <MartyrForAllah> There is an Islamic invasion in progress, facilitated by our governments
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[02:13:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> sjws hate gays. they're men that have no use for women.
[02:13:02] <MartyrForAllah> Now even the gays are being pushed into the trump camp.
[02:12:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> well duh
[02:12:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> sup, m4a
[02:12:49] <MartyrForAllah> Jews at Reddit and Facebook engaging in mass pro-muslim censorship.
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[02:09:09] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - "Second Layer" of Information Identified in DNA - http://sylnt.us - know-when-to-fold-them
[02:07:59] <crutchy> ...as a cleaning exercise... yes... cleaning
[02:06:08] * crutchy cranks up sub
[02:06:04] <crutchy> wifey and kiddies are at a friends place
[01:59:36] <Bytram> k
[01:58:51] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 60
[01:58:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[01:58:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[01:48:46] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6257, owned by plasm4
[01:48:46] <Bytram> !uid
[01:29:07] <Cripple> ^ 03( http://www.nytimes.com )
[01:29:06] <Bytram> Vrrrm Vrrrrm!! http://www.nytimes.com
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