#Soylent | Logs for 2016-06-11
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[01:06:46] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6255, owned by AssCork
[01:58:00] <Runaway1956> AssCork? Geez, Louise . . .
[01:58:15] <cmn32480> aka Immodium
[02:01:31] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The FBI is 'Manufacturing Terrorism Cases' - http://sylnt.us - made-in-the-usa
[02:01:55] <Runaway1956> #submit https://www.youtube.com
[02:01:57] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[02:02:22] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[02:02:22] <Cripple> ^✓ 03SoylentNews Submissions ( https://soylentnews.org )
[02:03:13] <cmn32480> you just subbed the same thing as gewg_ Runaway1956
[02:03:37] <Runaway1956> Yeah, I sure did.
[02:05:25] <Runaway1956> My son sent me the link to the video, I just copy/pasted it into IRC
[02:05:31] <cmn32480> ahhh
[02:05:42] * cmn32480 drempt he was a muffler...
[02:05:49] * cmn32480 woke up exhausted
[02:06:15] <Runaway1956> That is life in the fast lane.
[02:06:26] <cmn32480> I think I'm gonna go to bed
[02:06:36] <cmn32480> my ass is dragging like an old tired dog
[02:06:36] <Runaway1956> Don't get burnt.
[02:07:04] <cmn32480> like an overdone steam?
[02:07:07] <cmn32480> steak
[02:07:19] <cmn32480> yeah... I've had enough
[02:07:26] <Runaway1956> Yeah, lay to long on top of that muffler, you'll be a tough dried out steak
[02:07:33] <cmn32480> ~gnight #soylent
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[02:15:13] <Runaway1956> Greetings, Mr. Assange
[02:21:06] <SirFinkus> friday night, time to start internet arguments
[02:21:09] <SirFinkus> who wants to argue?
[02:21:28] * Runaway1956 would but has to go to work
[02:21:40] <SirFinkus> aww
[02:21:51] <SirFinkus> wait
[02:21:55] <SirFinkus> you don't have to go to work
[02:21:57] <SirFinkus> you're sick
[02:26:47] <Runaway1956> Damn it's hot - need to get AC fixed
[02:27:14] <SirFinkus> no it's not
[02:27:23] <SirFinkus> and getting the ac fixed would be a waste of money
[02:36:26] <Runaway1956> Lawyer blatant misconduct - http://www.nbcnews.com
[02:36:26] <Cripple> ^ 03Tampa Lawyers Under Fire in Plot to Set up Rival Attorney for DUI Bust - NBC News
[02:36:34] <Runaway1956> Florida no less
[02:37:40] <chromas> either way, the lawyers win
[02:37:49] <chromas> They can hire each other to defend themselves
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[03:07:16] <LindseyFelchingham> MUH Brexit
[03:07:31] <LindseyFelchingham> Bye bye EU, it was nice knowing you.
[03:07:46] <LindseyFelchingham> That's what happens when you allow unelected Jews to rule over you.
[03:07:50] <SirFinkus> lol felching
[03:08:42] <LindseyFelchingham> Takin all bets on who leaves next, assuming that parliament actually obeys the will of the people
[03:09:05] <LindseyFelchingham> It could be Froggystan or Austria,
[03:09:38] <LindseyFelchingham> Can any NEETS in here verify that the gubmint is late with their gibsmedats?
[03:09:57] <LindseyFelchingham> EH, fuck it. I gotta piss and leave.
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[04:03:06] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Light Pollution Prevents 80% of North Americans From Seeing the Milky Way - http://sylnt.us - headlights,-white-lines-and-black-tar-rivers
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[05:34:17] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Tesla Motors May be Investigated; Reintroduces Cut-Rate Cars - http://sylnt.us - suspension
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[06:51:16] <n0mnoNymous> hello chan!
[06:51:38] <n0mnoNymous> nobody home ://
[06:53:07] <n0mnoNymous> anyone know how to go about doing a "about:config" in a restricted profile on firefox mobile?
[06:54:47] <n0mnoNymous> the idea is to have a "locked-down" firefox mobile running under a restricted profile in android. but how do you configure it then? about:config is disallowed and i cannot visit onion sites because it's not enabled in the "about:config"?
[06:55:21] <n0mnoNymous> teh st0pid #firefox channel on freenode needs registration before you can speak : //
[06:56:02] <n0mnoNymous> side note: nonprofit != psychological female security
[06:56:15] <n0mnoNymous> have anice day.
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[07:35:51] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Your Search Queries Can Tell if you Have Pancreatic Cancer - http://sylnt.us - making-progress
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[09:07:02] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Fake Shooting Stars - http://sylnt.us - Bright-and-Shiny!
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[10:27:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:27:57] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2663
[10:38:13] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Monkey Knocks Out a Whole Nation's Power - http://sylnt.us - somebody-went-ape-shit-over-this
[10:46:53] <crutchy> coffee++
[10:46:53] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2664
[10:49:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin, yo
[10:51:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[10:51:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[10:51:14] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 66
[11:19:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> smooth, got slashd workin on the VM
[11:20:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> only thing it lacks is a mail daemon
[11:22:40] * crutchy has got ccr proud mary pumpin
[11:22:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> #youtube proud mary
[11:22:57] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[11:22:59] <Cripple> ^ 03Tina turner- Proud Mary - YouTube
[11:23:04] <crutchy> o.O
[11:23:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> yack
[11:23:11] <crutchy> lol
[11:23:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> #youtube proud mary ccr
[11:23:13] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[11:23:13] <Cripple> ^✓ 03Creedence Clearwater Revival - Proud Mary (Lyric Video) - YouTube
[11:23:59] <crutchy> next up is a bunch of icehouse :D
[11:24:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'll pass on that
[11:24:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> time for a ccr spree
[11:25:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> i really don't feel like diving into the bot today or setting up a mail daemon, even just for localhost, for the VM
[11:26:19] <crutchy> #youtube icehouse crazy
[11:26:19] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[11:26:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh ya, forgot my happy wake up pills
[11:26:21] <Cripple> ^ 03Crazy - Icehouse 1987 - YouTube
[11:27:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> no wonder my arse is draggin
[11:27:43] <crutchy> #youtube van mccoy hustle
[11:27:43] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[11:27:44] <Cripple> ^✓ 03VAN McCOY - the hustle (1975) (HQ) - YouTube
[11:27:46] <crutchy> :D
[11:27:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> ye gads
[11:28:34] * crutchy does the humanity's national dance
[11:29:01] <crutchy> fuck yeah 70's chicks are hawt
[11:29:28] <crutchy> way back when nasa was still cool
[11:29:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> 70s chicks were hot when they weren't wearing bell bottoms
[11:30:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> either because they didn't wear them in the first place or because they took them off.
[11:31:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> well except the bit where most of them looked like they had chewbacca in a scissor hold back then
[11:31:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> the porn music was much better back then though
[11:32:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> #youtube 70s porn music
[11:32:21] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[11:32:23] <Cripple> ^ 03Pornosonic--Unreleased 70's Porno Music (Full Album) - YouTube
[11:33:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, baby
[11:34:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> blerg, tpb is down
[11:37:29] <crutchy> damn.this is much hawter version of the hustle
[11:37:30] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[11:37:31] <Cripple> ^ 03Van McCoy Pan's People » Do the Hustle (1975) - YouTube
[11:37:55] * crutchy closes yt
[11:38:01] <crutchy> dangerous website
[11:39:07] * TheMightyBuzzard chuckles
[11:40:44] * crutchy cranks up bee gees in winamp
[11:41:15] <crutchy> fk me i've forgotten how to do an update query :|
[11:41:30] * crutchy looks up one in his work app
[11:41:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> do huh?
[11:44:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[11:44:14] * exec single-handedly tosses a big floppy donkey dick of dongles to cmn32480
[11:45:31] <crutchy> #youtube bee gees more than a woman
[11:45:32] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[11:45:33] <Cripple> ^ 03Bee Gees - More Than a Woman | THE GREATEST HITS | - YouTube
[11:45:38] <crutchy> ooh yeah
[11:46:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> har! gawker's filing for bankruptcy. guess we know what they're gonna do when hulkamania runs wild on them now.
[11:47:01] <crutchy> who's gawker?
[11:47:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> #g gawker
[11:47:11] <MrPlow> https://en.wikipedia.org - "Gawker is an American blog founded by Nick Denton and Elizabeth Spiers and based in New York City, focusing on celebrities and the media industry. The blog ..."
[11:47:12] <Cripple> ^ 03Wiki: Gawker
[11:48:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> actually a company that owns a lot of blogs like lifehacker and jezebel
[11:48:32] <crutchy> dunno anything about them
[11:48:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> enemy of #GamerGate as well. nice to see em go.
[11:53:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> meh, it's the weekend. think i'll bail and get my vidya on instead of doing stuff.
[11:53:35] * TheMightyBuzzard wabes
[12:06:11] <Gravis> it begins to do: https://github.com
[12:06:11] <Cripple> ^✓ 03pdtk/process.cpp at dev · GravisZro/pdtk · GitHub
[12:39:47] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - UN Admits Extortion Behind Removal of Saudi Arabia From Child Killer Blacklist - http://sylnt.us - money-talks
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[14:41:21] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Reviewing Microsoft's Automatic Insertion of Telemetry Into C++ Binaries - http://sylnt.us - it's-a-mistake,-honest...!
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[15:06:22] <Runaway1956> What a waste - http://www.people.com
[15:06:23] <Cripple> ^ 03Christina Grimmie Dead: Witness Describes Scene : People.com
[15:07:53] <chromas> Yeah. The show's already done this year
[15:09:09] <Runaway1956> Another dead sister honored - http://www.foxnews.com
[15:09:10] <Cripple> ^ 03Hundreds show up for funeral of veteran with no known living relatives | Fox News
[15:09:35] <Runaway1956> no known relatives - but a couple hundred vets and bikers show up to see her off into eternity.
[15:15:50] <Runaway1956> from the 'you ain't gonna believe this shit' department
[15:15:55] <Runaway1956> https://www.rt.com
[15:15:58] <Cripple> ^ 03Kangaroo pig ‘get it on’ Marvin Gaye-style in bizzare Outback romance (PHOTOS) — RT Viral ( https://www.rt.com )
[15:16:42] <Runaway1956> ~submit https://www.rt.com
[15:17:06] <chromas> from the crocoduck dept
[15:17:16] <exec> error: something went wrong with your submission
[15:18:26] <Runaway1956> ~submit https://www.rt.com
[15:18:59] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[15:19:15] <Runaway1956> Let the deviants ponder that one, LMAO
[15:19:41] <gozar> And exec's response is hilarious.
[15:20:15] <chromas> is that how to get australian bacon?
[15:20:43] <Runaway1956> Must be - and I suppose the 'roos will be filing into the grocery to get their bacon.
[15:21:18] <Runaway1956> We should probably interview the wallabies at large, to get their take on this romance.
[15:22:19] <chromas> roomance
[15:23:21] <Runaway1956> We had some pig here - until we ate it all up . .
[15:23:47] <Runaway1956> I just checked the fridge - wife made an excellent pork roast the other day, and it's all gone now
[15:24:15] <chromas> probably means the roo went down on it
[15:24:30] <Runaway1956> I was afraid of something like that
[15:25:14] <Runaway1956> I'd put the roo in the fridge, but he's probably a bit gamy for my taste
[15:26:52] <Runaway1956> RT is a pretty cool news source - I seldom bother citiing pravda - to much bluster and braggadocio, but here's one for you
[15:27:04] <Runaway1956> http://www.pravdareport.com
[15:27:05] <Cripple> ^ 03NATO ships would live for ten minutes max if they attack Russia - PravdaReport
[15:32:16] <Runaway1956> #submit http://abcnews.go.com
[15:32:16] <MrPlow> Unable to find a summary for that page
[15:32:26] <Runaway1956> ~submit http://abcnews.go.com
[15:33:00] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[15:47:41] <nick> i saw that story this morning, is a good one
[15:47:56] <Runaway1956> Dallas police shoot man who charged officer at airport
[15:48:08] <Runaway1956> He deserved to be shot for tryiiiing to buy a cop with a credit card
[15:48:24] <nick> lol
[15:48:36] <nick> cash only
[15:48:56] <Runaway1956> in small, unmarked bills
[15:49:50] <Runaway1956> News from Middle Earth - errrr - the Middle Kingdom - http://www.china.org.cn
[15:49:52] <Cripple> ^ 03China sees heaviest rainfall in 43 years- China.org.cn
[15:52:47] <nick> can we believe chinese.gov statistics?
[15:53:32] <Runaway1956> Probably about as much as we can trust our own government's statistics - every released number reflects a political agenda
[15:54:14] <Runaway1956> Supposing that they are indeed seeing the heaviest rains in 43 years, I have to ask, "So what?"
[15:54:30] <Runaway1956> It's only rained this hard once before in my lifetime? So what?
[15:55:16] <nick> one would assume it affects agriculture and wider commerce, and floods associated with it have their own impact
[15:55:22] <Runaway1956> That's as funny as interviewing a twenty-something kid, who says, "I've never seen anything like this!"
[15:55:33] <Runaway1956> His grandmother saw it lots of times though
[15:55:55] <Runaway1956> Interesting bit of trivia about China's 5000 year history
[15:56:07] <Runaway1956> dynaties only fall when the climate changes
[15:56:13] <nick> http://dilbert.com
[15:56:14] <Cripple> ^ 03Dilbert Comic Strip on 1989-07-12 | Dilbert by Scott Adams
[15:56:16] <Runaway1956> Your observation is spot on
[16:01:28] <nick> while it shouldn't be noteworthy, because it's not rare on a grander scale, urban development is often done with no thought into stuff like this, especially in places like china
[16:01:49] <nick> "this area only flooded once, and that was 50 years ago, lets build a town down there"
[16:02:30] <nick> shuttle some peasant farmers into the new town and build a couple factories for them to work in
[16:02:36] <Runaway1956> I heard a figure recently, "unimproved" ground in Houston absorbs some millions of gallons of water each year
[16:02:53] <Runaway1956> Paved groud absorbs almost zero water
[16:03:26] <nick> i've seen it first hand, in the developing world, people building so close to rivers and on the sides of mountains where landslides occur in heavy rain
[16:03:30] <Runaway1956> They were making the very same point you are making - pave the ground, build a town or city, then wonder why it floods all of a sudden
[16:06:55] <nick> it doesn't take much to upset the balance in a developed area, because the UK and especially england has generally mild weather, on the occasions there is some flooding or snow, people don't have any way of dealing with it
[16:07:37] <nick> the economy/society can't handle people not being able to go to work for a day or two while nature does it's business
[16:12:31] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - SpaceX Aims to Relaunch a Rocket for the First Time Later This Year - http://sylnt.us - up,-up-and-away-again
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[17:39:20] <SirFinkus> fucking microsoft
[17:39:24] <SirFinkus> I just need powerpoint
[17:39:33] <SirFinkus> I don't need 1.46GB of outlook
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[17:53:34] <chromas> what
[17:53:42] <chromas> that sounds like the opposite of any sane situation
[17:54:50] <SirFinkus> yes, it is
[17:55:02] <n1> chromas has a point... although i'd say rational rather than sane
[17:55:29] <SirFinkus> I have a presentation for one of my finals and I don't want to get fucked by open office
[17:56:04] <SirFinkus> I'm incorporating a video too, which adds an additional layer of possible fuckery
[17:56:21] <chromas> When I was a wee lad, I had powerpoint crash at school when loading the presentation I made at home
[17:57:02] <chromas> render it to a video and play it in vlc
[17:57:05] <SirFinkus> when I was a kid, excel had an easter egg called "dev hunter" that I'd play in class
[17:58:39] <n1> chromas++
[17:58:39] <Bender> karma - chromas: 173
[17:58:56] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[17:58:56] <Cripple> ^ 03Microsoft Excel (Web Components) 2000 Easter Egg - Dev Hunter - YouTube
[18:01:03] <SirFinkus> computers don't have vlc, and are pretty locked down
[18:01:23] <SirFinkus> I'm going to snip the part I need, make it a .wmv *shudders* and embed that in the project
[18:14:05] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Intel's Cunning Plot to Kill Stack-Hopping Exploits at CPU Level - http://sylnt.us - simple-but-smart
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[19:13:07] <chromas> http://www.oregonlive.com
[19:13:07] <Cripple> ^ 03Court says it's free speech: Homeless man unzips pants, reaches inside and curses woman | OregonLive.com
[19:15:46] <boru> That ROP/JOP chaining protection manual from Inhell is interesting reading. ISTR someone else implementing shadow stacks some years ago, but I think it was a different engineering problem; rad hardening or some such.
[20:07:14] <Gravis> news monkeys! please add a link to the archive screenshot site or whatever because the site this page links to is a javascript nightmare! https://soylentnews.org
[20:07:15] <Cripple> ^ 03SN article: UN Admits Extortion Behind Removal of Saudi Arabia From Child Killer Blacklist 04(14 comments)
[20:07:32] <Gravis> this is soooo bad: https://foreignpolicy.com
[20:07:34] <Cripple> ^ 03Saudi Arabia Threatened to Break Relations With U.N. Over Human Rights Criticism in Yemen | Foreign Policy
[20:09:36] <Gravis> cmn32480: never link to foreignpolicy.com EVER again.
[20:10:46] <chromas> loads fine for me without the scripties
[20:15:40] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New Moto Z Omits Analog Headphone Jack; Adds Moto Mods - http://sylnt.us - Hit-the-Road,-Jack!
[20:19:48] <chromas> I bet Apple wishes it'd thought of removing the jack instead of just moving it to the bottom
[20:24:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> Gravis, serves you right for not disabling javascript or running noscript
[20:24:51] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: naturally
[20:25:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> i mean it's like you're ~asking~ for web annoyances
[20:40:06] <Subsentient> So I'm really pissed with Microsoft's VC++ compiler spying
[20:40:19] <Subsentient> Man, since Satya Nadella took over, MS has gotten worse and worse.
[20:44:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> Subsentient, like you use it anyway
[20:44:28] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: Yeah but I don't want to worry about Windows binaries containing that stuff automatically
[20:45:03] <chromas> compiler spying? more like stdlib spying
[20:45:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> true
[20:45:24] <chromas> or rtl spying
[20:45:29] <Subsentient> but seriously, fuck you MS. Fuck you Satya Nadella.
[20:45:42] <chromas> das racis
[20:45:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> me, i don't care. i don't use windows except as a gaming platform and i don't let it connect to the network even then.
[20:46:36] <chromas> you just gotta use one of the many other cpp compilers for wondows
[20:46:42] <Subsentient> MinGW is what I use.
[20:46:54] <Subsentient> I can use my GNU makefiles etc that way
[20:47:13] <Gravis> Subsentient: i disagree! Satya Nadella is doing everything he can to make the linux desktop happen!
[20:47:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> i don't gotta use anything for windows. chumps can deal without stuff i write.
[20:47:40] <Subsentient> Gravis: Must I remind you that MS funded SCO's attacks on Linux?
[20:48:00] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: I cross compile for Windows.
[20:48:07] <Subsentient> I test my binaries in Wine
[20:48:39] <Gravis> Subsentient: he's really working hard to make linux look more appealing to everyone. how can you say that's bad?
[20:49:08] <Subsentient> Gravis: The way he's doing it. "Embrace, extend, extinguish". There's good evidence Microsoft is partly behind systemd and pulseaudio.
[20:49:13] <chromas> yeah well redhat's doing all it can to counteract microsoft's push
[20:49:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> you also write in C/C++ because you LIKE it. you, good sir, are a masochist and that's all there is to it.
[20:49:33] <chromas> pulseaudio's fine now
[20:49:47] <Gravis> Subsentient: you misunderstand. he's dragging every windows user into a world of shit which makes everyone think, "hey, maybe those linux guys are on to something"
[20:50:04] <chromas> except linux is turning to shit as well
[20:50:13] <chromas> at least 'mainstream' linux
[20:50:16] <Subsentient> Gravis: Let me be blunt: I don't trust microsoft as far as I can throw them with two broken arms and a missing spine, and literally anything they do, in my eyes, has sinister motives, because their track record has shown me so.
[20:50:42] <Gravis> Subsentient: oh it's absolutely sinister.
[20:50:57] <Gravis> Subsentient: they don't mean to make linux appealing but it's what they are doing
[20:51:12] <Subsentient> Yeah, with fucking Secure Boot.
[20:51:17] <Subsentient> Real appealing there.
[20:51:36] <chromas> unfortunately that doesn't affect most people though
[20:51:42] <Gravis> that's just them being assholes.
[20:52:34] <Gravis> Subsentient: not sure how you link systemd/pulseaudio to them. did they create mr poettering in a lab?
[20:52:53] <Subsentient> The irony is, if you asked me about MS a year ago, my opinion was much more positive.
[20:53:26] <Subsentient> Gravis: There's a money trail from Red Hat leading back to MS, along with some notes or something, don't recall
[20:54:00] <Gravis> i just think red hat wants people to need them, that's all
[20:54:13] <chromas> also ms and suse, which is where kay sievers came from
[20:54:19] <chromas> who went to redhat
[20:55:12] <Gravis> Subsentient: you could help me dethrone systemd/PA.
[20:55:58] <Subsentient> Gravis: Please understand, I honestly don't mean to come off as offensive or mean, but it looks like your project is a replacement for systemd that's just systemd.
[20:56:00] <Gravis> what i need is an INI config file editor that follows a file of rules
[20:57:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> Gravis, use xml. everyone loves xml.
[20:57:14] <Gravis> Subsentient: it is a replacement but it's smaller, secure and not interdependant (which is what caused systemd to spread)
[20:57:43] <Subsentient> Gravis: The right way, imho, is to keep the tools that Linux had when it was using sysvinit, replacing only sysvinit and service management.
[20:57:50] <Subsentient> That's what Epoch did, and I don't regret that direction.
[20:58:07] <chromas> What if you forked systemd then worked to pry it apart then start whittling it down?
[20:58:13] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: the problem i have with xml and json is that fucking up the syntax results in total failure
[20:58:20] <Subsentient> chromas: Someone did that. Remember uselessd? Project died.
[20:58:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> Gravis, you're being entirely too lenient on xml.
[20:58:43] <chromas> well kind of. also he got bored with it
[20:58:56] <Subsentient> Gravis: Epoch uses a custom but easily understandable declarative syntax, somewhat like ini but easier, both to work with and to parse.
[20:59:10] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: true but it's an argument that never fails because it's factual
[20:59:49] <chromas> how about xml-on-xml. it's like lesbians but with fat hairy dudes
[20:59:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> !grab chromas
[20:59:58] <Bender> Added quote 738
[21:01:09] <Gravis> Subsentient: honestly, the format of the config file doesn't matter as long as there is an editor that follows a file with set of rules for editing that particular config file
[21:02:36] <Gravis> Subsentient: sxconfigd is what handles all the config file stuff, so you can make it use whatever format you want and everything else will go with it
[21:02:43] <chromas> tsk tsk
[21:03:00] <chromas> that kind of implies you're okay with journald logs. shame! shame on you!
[21:03:15] <Gravis> that said, if sxconfigd isn't found, each program has an simplistic interal config file reader
[21:03:29] <Subsentient> Gravis: Unblock me in PM?
[21:39:29] <SirFinkus> oh man, my friend came over
[21:39:31] <SirFinkus> brought booze
[21:39:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> sounds like a friend to me, yep.
[21:39:43] <SirFinkus> but for lack of a better term, he brought the gayest thing ever
[21:40:21] <SirFinkus> http://seagramsescapes.com
[21:40:22] <Cripple> ^ 03Home | Seagrams Escapes
[21:40:25] <SirFinkus> he's not going to live this down
[21:40:49] <SirFinkus> names like
[21:40:55] <SirFinkus> "Orange sassy swirl"
[21:41:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> nor should he
[21:41:09] <SirFinkus> "red, whine, and citris"
[21:41:28] <SirFinkus> "jamaican me happy"
[21:41:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> wait, are you sure he's not gay and wanting him some lovin from you tonight?
[21:41:52] <chromas> "I brought a straw!!" *unzips pants*
[21:41:54] <SirFinkus> maybe
[21:41:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> cause that would make more sense than a hetero male buying that stuff.
[21:42:17] <SirFinkus> you can use it as a mixer
[21:42:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> or even a butch gay guy.
[21:42:22] <SirFinkus> and make a "passionate kiss"
[21:42:59] <SirFinkus> 3.2% abv
[21:43:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> i hope yer stocked up on lube is all i got to say.
[21:43:04] <SirFinkus> won't even get me fucked up
[21:43:36] <Gravis> SirFinkus: i'm pretty sure that's why he's putting ruffies in it
[21:43:48] <Gravis> ;)
[21:44:15] <chromas> ruffles have ridges
[21:44:18] <chromas> for his pleasure
[21:46:13] * SirFinkus is trying carbon copy cloner
[21:46:41] <Gravis> SirFinkus: is that code for being raped by your friend?
[21:46:55] <SirFinkus> is what code?
[21:47:04] <SirFinkus> I don't tend to speak in codes
[21:47:14] <chromas> I first read it as copy toner
[21:47:17] <chromas> as in suicide
[21:48:00] <SirFinkus> I'd show a screenshot, but it's easy to google, and it's currently backing up my horse porn folder
[21:51:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> you have something against rsync?
[21:51:13] <SirFinkus> no
[21:51:23] <SirFinkus> but it's not the tool for the job
[21:51:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> ?!
[21:52:00] <chromas> You need something that properly handles the horse Code Of Conduct
[21:54:09] <Subsentient> SirFinkus: I really got into Tesseract, thanks for introducing me to them
[21:54:19] <SirFinkus> glad you like em
[21:54:26] <Subsentient> They're really awesome
[21:54:33] <Subsentient> right up there with Tool
[21:54:52] <SirFinkus> I didn't really like their latest album
[21:55:02] <Subsentient> Polaris is kinda meh
[21:55:22] <Subsentient> Altered State is the best I've seen of them so far
[21:55:29] <SirFinkus> pretty much
[21:56:23] <SirFinkus> if you don't mind no vocals https://www.youtube.com
[21:56:25] <Cripple> ^ 03Cloudkicker-Avalanche.wmv - YouTube
[21:57:11] <Subsentient> I often prefer music with no vocals.
[21:57:45] * Subsentient clicks
[22:17:13] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Thieves Dressed as Apple Store Employees Steal $16k Worth of iPhones - http://sylnt.us - hiding-in-plain-sight
[22:46:19] -!- Cmn32480_phone [Cmn32480_phone!~cmm32480_@gx-28-343-19-202.public.wayport.net] has joined #Soylent
[22:47:15] <Cmn32480_phone> Wife wanted to bring kids to the pool at the hotel and can't understand why I won't go in that swilling mass of bacteria
[22:49:36] <chromas> you should
[22:49:50] <chromas> it's like school for your immune system
[22:50:04] <chromas> larn it some thangs!
[23:07:19] <Cmn32480_phone> Not only no, but hell no
[23:09:34] <chromas> You don't think they'll all get out once they discover there's Cmn in the pool?
[23:11:55] <Cmn32480_phone> Prolly not. I'll likely be the prime target
[23:12:34] <SirFinkus> I saw a floating poop in a hotel pool once
[23:12:38] <SirFinkus> Cmn32480_phone has good judgement
[23:14:20] <Cmn32480_phone> Yeah.... ewwwwww.
[23:15:45] <Cmn32480_phone> I just can't bring myself to do it. And she said something about the hot tub.... I almost listnit
[23:15:55] <Cmn32480_phone> Lost it.
[23:17:45] <Cmn32480_phone> Yick.... just yick
[23:30:57] <chromas> at least the with hot tub you can smell ahead and see what's up
[23:37:17] <crutchy> lmao @ chromas
[23:37:26] <crutchy> i see what you did back there :p
[23:37:41] <chromas> what, the horse CoC?
[23:38:05] <crutchy> maybe it was obvious, but its sunday morning and i haven't had a coffee yet so i think i'm totally awesome for getting it
[23:38:17] <chromas> crutchy++ # for getting it
[23:38:17] <Bender> karma - crutchy: 211
[23:38:39] <chromas> careful; that's how you'll get crutchlet number three
[23:38:39] <crutchy> cmn++
[23:38:39] <Bender> karma - cmn: 1
[23:38:43] <chromas> ah
[23:38:46] <crutchy> Cmn32480++
[23:38:46] <Bender> karma - cmn32480: 60
[23:38:51] <crutchy> chromas++
[23:38:51] <Bender> karma - chromas: 174
[23:38:58] <chromas> horse_CoC++
[23:38:58] <Bender> karma - horse_coc: 1
[23:39:37] <crutchy> no crutchlet no. 3's in the pipe
[23:39:42] <crutchy> hmm
[23:39:56] * crutchy wonders if there is a mr. mambo out there somewhere with 5 kids