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[00:47:12] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Japan Makes Programming a Compulsory Subject in Schools - http://sylnt.us - mini-coders
[01:01:39] SoyGuest12335 is now known as jasassin
[01:02:01] <jasassin> heh i just posted about programming in 10th grade
[01:02:38] <jasassin> i was always late to class it was my first class... my friend in the class asked me one time did the teacher just growl at you... i was like yes she did and i had to go to the office again
[01:02:40] <jasassin> damn
[01:03:28] <jasassin> one time i was running down the hallway as fast as i could and the bell started ringing right when i got into basic class and the just pointed at the door and growled
[01:03:57] <jasassin> i had about 50 of those
[01:04:32] <jasassin> good ol paul johnson i knew he was the smartest person in class and paid attention so me and sexy went in and copied his disks
[01:04:58] <jasassin> just in the middle of a day when noone was in the lab
[01:05:04] <jasassin> easiest semester ever
[01:06:06] <jasassin> then they set up the computer system with everyone with their name like firstletter firstname last name and all the passwords were your birthday
[01:06:24] <jasassin> then the idiots had led scroll boards on the wall that said happy birthday BLAH BLAH
[01:06:44] <jasassin> took about one second for me to put 2 and 2 together
[01:07:37] <jasassin> im not a good guy, im not a bad guy... im THE guy
[01:11:15] <jasassin> themightbuzzard i got that fan working with help from my brother resoldered the wires to extend them and now my laptop has a fan again! WHOOOOO!
[01:11:45] <jasassin> i used cpufanz or whatever it is to check the rpms and it does spin up
[01:11:50] <jasassin> SCORE
[01:12:11] <jasassin> what a PITA that was
[01:12:45] <jasassin> it could've been about a 2 minute fix and it turned into an hour of soldering and bullshit because the fucking 4 pin plug was about half an inch too short
[01:12:49] <jasassin> what a nightmare
[01:13:34] <jasassin> i was so pissed off when i went to plug it in and the wire was THIIIIIIIIIS much too short.... I flew off the handle
[01:14:27] <jasassin> i have two fans with the exact same model number one has 3 pins and one has 4... how the fuck does that work? i dont know but it happens just a word of warning
[01:15:08] <jasassin> and if you get a cpu fan on ebay
[01:15:14] <jasassin> its going to be for the 13 inch model
[01:15:20] <jasassin> not the 17 inch laptop
[01:15:38] <jasassin> you will have to cut the wires and rewire it or get lucky and get a 17" fan part
[01:39:28] <jasassin> what i the point of having a cell phone if you never answer the fucking thing?
[01:39:34] * jasassin growls
[01:53:00] <jasassin> my hands shake so bad you should see my solder
[01:53:17] <jasassin> my brother actually had the balls to hold the wires
[01:53:19] <jasassin> :)
[01:53:28] <jasassin> hahahhahahah
[01:54:01] <jasassin> i got a smoldering hot soldering iron vibrating left and right between his fingers
[01:54:06] <jasassin> it was pretty cool
[01:55:39] <jasassin> the wires were so short i couldn't stagger then when i soldered them so it was one big lump then that had a hard time fitting through the plastic groove
[01:55:43] <jasassin> what a deal
[01:56:09] <jasassin> arg
[01:56:48] <jasassin> i need to shave my head so i dont rip my hair out and eat it
[01:59:27] <jasassin> for the first 10 minutes i was getting so frustrated i couldn't find my solder and my brother game me some shit with no flux in it
[01:59:38] <jasassin> it was beading up and rolling off the wire
[01:59:47] <jasassin> i got real mad real fast
[01:59:51] <jasassin> mean mad
[02:00:13] <jasassin> started smearing flux all over my body
[02:00:32] <jasassin> ITS GONNA STICK TO SOMETHING!
[02:03:27] <jasassin> sure as shit i have one testicle with a bead of solder down the middle of my scrotum
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[02:22:48] <SoyCow1077> If any editors are available, then could you add some submissions to the pending stories list?
[02:24:05] <SoyCow1077> I've submitted a couple fresh stories and the "Slow News Day" submissions I made are there if they're needed.
[02:24:58] <SoyCow1077> I'll try to find some other things to submit.
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[03:19:10] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - A Steamy Walk Over the Linux Bridge to PS4 - http://sylnt.us - playstation-forced
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[04:50:21] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - VR Without a Tether? Strap on a "Backpack PC" - http://sylnt.us - you-CAN-take-it-with-you
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[07:22:19] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - tmux Coders Asked to Add Special Code for Systemd - http://sylnt.us - fed-up-with-the-UNIX-take-over
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[09:23:53] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - World Health Organization Spurns Calls to Cancel or Move the Olympics Due to Zika - http://sylnt.us - power-of-the-dollar
[09:36:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:36:02] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2620
[09:36:55] <crutchy> coffee++ # though this one is probably my last for the day
[09:36:55] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2621
[09:37:09] <crutchy> oh yeah forgot about arthur
[09:41:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> what about him?
[09:43:27] <chromas> it turns out he's crutchy's long lost son
[10:03:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> #join #test
[10:10:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> nifty. now i gotta go through and add stats/ability adjustments for all 23 races. which means i gotta figure a way to store random wacky abilities.
[10:15:27] <chromas> moar tables
[10:16:01] <chromas> linux--
[10:16:01] <Bender> karma - linux: 10
[10:22:17] <crutchy> fucking hate dealing with fucking financial shit
[10:22:40] <crutchy> just paid a $2k insurance bill :(
[10:22:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm thinking a 64 bit bitmask should cover enough character effects
[10:22:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh yay
[10:22:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> for what?
[10:23:02] <crutchy> house, car, contents
[10:23:31] <crutchy> thinking of changing it to quarterly payments
[10:23:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> ye gads man, i pay less than $40/month for my car
[10:23:54] <crutchy> cos its too much of a pita trying to budget around it
[10:24:12] <crutchy> dunno what proportion the car is
[10:24:21] <crutchy> probably at least a couple of hundred $
[10:24:34] <crutchy> depends a lot on different things
[10:24:54] <crutchy> we probably have our excess a bit lower than some
[10:24:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, mine runs ~$210/year if paid twice a year
[10:25:52] <crutchy> problem with house insurance is yer not paying on the value of the house. you pay on the cost of rebuilding the house which is fuckloads more than its worth :|
[10:26:18] <chromas> so really, you're wasting your money if nothing happens to it
[10:26:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> awe crap, i can't use unsigned ints in sqlite with rust.
[10:26:27] <crutchy> chromas, yup
[10:26:38] <crutchy> its just the cost of some peace of mind
[10:26:41] <crutchy> or some shit
[10:26:48] <chromas> can you use a signed and just cast it to unsigned after reading it?
[10:26:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, home owner's insurance also covers theft and such
[10:26:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> possibly
[10:27:08] <crutchy> we also get cover for accidental breakage n shit
[10:27:09] <crutchy> cos kids
[10:27:11] * chromas sneaks into crutchy's home to ensure he gets his money's worth
[10:27:17] <crutchy> lol
[10:27:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> like my fishing gear getting stolen out of my car while it was parked at my house was covered
[10:28:42] <crutchy> yup. just depends on the value. i used to have a high excess which meant i'd only bother with a claim if it was over like $800 or something. now i think its down to about $300 which jacks the price up a notch
[10:29:05] <crutchy> missus wanted that. i was a bit meh, but its also for missus peace of mind so
[10:29:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, s'called a deductible here abouts
[10:29:52] <crutchy> that
[10:29:59] <crutchy> that's what you pay if you claim?
[10:30:19] <crutchy> i guess its probably called different things in different countries yeah
[10:30:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar, or what they don't pay if you claim if you prefer to look at it like that
[10:30:48] <crutchy> lol true
[10:31:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, now i gotta run through the players' handbook and see how many status effects i can find.
[10:31:58] <crutchy> anyway now my naughty secretary has a list of calls to make tomorrow while i'm at work
[10:32:35] <chromas> are you doing dnd or making up your own rpg?
[10:32:37] <crutchy> cos our hot water service is leaking gas and is gunna cost $1.5k to replace so we gotta save up for that too
[10:32:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, dnd
[10:32:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> 5e rules
[10:32:49] <chromas> 1.5? shit
[10:33:02] * chromas has never played dnd; /me will learn something new
[10:33:13] <crutchy> yeah me neither. might be fun
[10:33:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> there's like two dozen or so status effects you can have just by virtue of being a specific race
[10:34:09] <chromas> das racis
[10:34:17] <chromas> are there elemental effects as well?
[10:34:24] <chromas> like frozen or chilled or whatever
[10:34:29] <crutchy> call it muslims n gitmo
[10:34:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, those'll hafta get added on account of spells n such.
[10:36:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> but there's like 10 different kinds of dragon your mom coulda been raped by and gotten you different powers for each kind
[10:37:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> well thas not entirely true. your mom coulda been a slut n hid the lizard's monkey willingly.
[10:37:38] <chromas> what if my mom was the dragon?
[10:38:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> safe bet she found a willing guy then. we're all sluts.
[10:39:40] <crutchy> ~say <#> tama, yo mama likes playing hide-the-lizard's-monkey
[10:40:28] * TheMightyBuzzard ponders
[10:41:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.dropbox.com
[10:42:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> players' handbook if you wanner read it
[10:42:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> not that it matters really. arena fights are gonna be automated.
[10:43:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> they'll take into account all the fancy abilities you got but you won't get to manage their use yourself.
[10:44:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> cept darkvision. ima make anyone without it at a disadvantage at night depending on the phase of the moon and moonrise/set times.
[10:45:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly relative to UTC
[10:46:58] <crutchy> holy shit dude. 316 pages!?
[10:47:19] <crutchy> is there like a 10 page dnd for dummies?
[10:47:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, rules is relatively simple though.
[10:47:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> just read like the Races and Classes chapters. thas all you really need to know to get started for what ima build.
[10:48:10] <crutchy> mkay
[10:48:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> mind you it's gonna take a few weeks to get done most likely cause i hate data entry and a lot of this is gonna be that.
[10:49:01] <crutchy> oh
[10:49:19] <crutchy> there's nowt that could be pilfered from online?
[10:49:54] <crutchy> though i would probably assume anything online was wrong anyway
[10:50:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> that link i gived ya is the rules pilfered from online.
[10:50:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> just laid out in book fashion
[10:59:00] <crutchy> nah i meant the data entry, in csv or something
[10:59:12] <crutchy> taking advantage of someone else's data entry :p
[10:59:47] <crutchy> surely lots of people made dnd clones before?
[10:59:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, possibly. only ones who'd likely have a comprehensive list would be like game makers though.
[11:00:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine time again. also time to water the pepper plants.
[11:11:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> why, you ask, am i growing a dozen plants whose purpose in life is to set my butthole on fire?
[11:12:18] <crutchy> i've read that growing peppers is popular in america
[11:12:23] <crutchy> particularly in cities
[11:12:47] <crutchy> in manhattan people have them on balconies n shit
[11:12:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> cause i don't cotton to no weak buttholes. mine shall be a manly butthole if i have anything to say about it.
[11:12:57] <crutchy> lol
[11:13:36] <crutchy> it shall take a pounding like the manly butthole it is :p
[11:13:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> most folks around here grow tomatoes and okra and squash and watermelons but then they have room for gardens.
[11:14:16] <crutchy> i wanna grow tomatoes and peas with the kids
[11:14:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> zactly. if i end up going to prison for copyright infringement i want anyone who butt rapes me to enjoy it less than i do.
[11:14:36] <crutchy> gotta go get some planters and mix to put out on the deck
[11:15:32] <crutchy> yeah i often think of my house as a dogbox, but its a crapload bigger than those little apartments
[11:15:42] <crutchy> and i got a decent backyard
[11:15:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> tomatoes i can see but peas? your kids eat peas voluntarily?
[11:16:01] <crutchy> yeah. peas are best eaten fresh off the plant
[11:16:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> fair nuff
[11:16:08] <crutchy> more fun that way
[11:16:15] <crutchy> you eat the pods n all
[11:16:37] <crutchy> there's a few different sorts
[11:17:14] <crutchy> peas are pretty hardy too
[11:17:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> now see if i had a woman who was gonna be eating what i grew as well and desired to engage in semi-regular butt-sex, i would not be growing peppers.
[11:18:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> be like pepper spraying my own junk.
[11:18:58] <crutchy> erm. i think i read that the wrong way lol
[11:19:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> i, however, live with another guy and we are both of the opinion that ATTRIBUTE_HAIRYBUTT = false
[11:21:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> or rather it should on any prospective partner
[11:26:14] <crutchy> i guess if you eat peppers, that's probably the only valid value for that attribute
[11:26:26] <crutchy> ASS_ON_FIRE = true
[11:27:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar. wonder if it'd affect red/gold dragonborn types since they got fire resistance
[11:27:45] <crutchy> they probably have the hairiest butts
[11:28:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> or scaly
[11:30:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> blerg, stoopid summer. all the tv shows i watch is done with their season just about.
[11:30:27] * crutchy wishes it was summer
[11:30:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> ima hafta find another excuse to sit around doing fuck all
[11:30:41] * crutchy is rugged up in a blanket and dressing gown again
[11:30:53] <crutchy> fucken hate cold
[11:31:05] <crutchy> ~weather
[11:31:07] <exec> 12Traralgon VIC - currently 7°C, clear with periodic clouds, wind E at 6 km/h, humidity 93% - Monday clear (4°C:14°C), Tuesday sunny (3°C:16°C), Wednesday partly cloudy (3°C:17°C), Thursday mostly sunny (6°C:17°C)
[11:31:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> you n me both. s'why i live in the south.
[11:31:33] <crutchy> i live in the south too. except its like your north i guess :p
[11:31:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> seriously consider a tropical island every winter too.
[11:31:44] <crutchy> stupid upsideydowney
[11:31:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar
[11:32:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> at least you can stand on your head and the world'll look normal
[11:32:42] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[11:32:44] <Schwifty> ^ 03Knifey Spoony Original Clip - YouTube
[11:33:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> har!
[11:34:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> huh, Last Ship is coming back on this summer. figured it would be canceled by now even if Adam Baldwin does rock in it.
[11:51:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> whew, up to half-orc on racial ability constants
[11:51:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> only tiefling left
[11:53:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> yays! done with racial effects!
[11:55:52] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Genetic Tests and Patient Access to Medical Records - http://sylnt.us - who-do-test-results-belong-to?
[11:58:36] * Subsentient drops this to other editors because he's not an egomaniac who accepts his own submissions https://soylentnews.org
[11:58:37] <Schwifty> ^ 03SN Submission by Subsentient: Ask SN: Help write it: what do you want in an init system?
[11:59:30] <chromas> Everything systemd does but without the holy attitude ;)
[11:59:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> Subsentient, a web browser. better yet, a choice of three.
[11:59:47] <chromas> Does anybody here not use emacs for init?
[12:00:22] * TheMightyBuzzard does his init by hand every time
[12:00:42] * chromas can smell it
[12:01:25] * TheMightyBuzzard sprays febreeze
[12:01:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> my bad
[12:02:34] <chromas> it needs dbus support and also link it to gtk3
[12:04:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> Subsentient, ease of configuration, plaintext logs, the ability parallelize tasks when appropriate, and STABILITY
[12:05:25] <chromas> Put all the fancy service management stuff into a separate process
[12:05:38] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: sounds good.
[12:06:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> ideally ease of configuration means plaintext files that can be edited while the system drive is mounted in a livecd
[12:06:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> so when i bork it i can easily fix it.
[12:12:24] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[12:12:26] * exec faithfully launches a doubly-linked list of nasty v toward TheMightyBuzzard
[12:12:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[12:12:43] * exec allegedly culturally appropriates a github of windows xp from cmn32480
[12:13:00] <cmn32480> I won
[12:13:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup
[12:16:50] * TheMightyBuzzard data entries the text descriptions of all the constants he just entered
[12:17:35] <chromas> hooray for middle-click pasting
[12:17:53] <chromas> also try triple-click to select
[12:18:25] <chromas> unless you've got a perl script to extract the data
[12:21:14] <paulej72> morning all
[12:21:32] <paulej72> lazy++
[12:21:32] <Bender> karma - lazy: 18
[12:23:14] <paulej72> coffee+
[12:23:20] <paulej72> coffee++
[12:23:20] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2622
[12:23:46] <paulej72> i sware i hit the + twice before sending that
[12:23:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin, pj
[12:24:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, you obviously need more coffee
[12:25:09] <cmn32480> ~gday paulej72
[12:25:11] * exec seductively shoves a basket of blerg in paulej72
[12:31:21] <cmn32480> coffee++
[12:31:21] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2623
[12:32:28] <paulej72> what does blerg taste like?
[12:33:04] <paulej72> I hope it is nothing like vegimite
[12:33:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~define blerg
[12:33:25] <exec> [urbandictionary] 03blerg: Most commonly used in the same context as "oh, damn". Used to express frustration, anxiety, depression, etc. Ocasionally the second syllable is prolonged to demonstrate any emotion in an ext...
[12:33:51] <cmn32480> must be an aussie thing
[12:33:53] <paulej72> but that says nothing about the taste
[12:34:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, frustration and anxiety... probably tastes like your keyboard while coding in assembly.
[12:34:11] <paulej72> it could taste like ambrosia
[12:34:17] <cmn32480> Deucalion used "dross" on me last night an I had to lookit up too
[12:34:30] <cmn32480> it tastes like coffee?
[12:34:52] <paulej72> you need to spend some more time on foreign bbs
[12:35:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> yay! done tying strings to constants!
[12:35:15] <cmn32480> by "some more" you mean any?
[12:35:35] <cmn32480> what do you guys think of this one?
[12:35:36] <cmn32480> https://soylentnews.org
[12:35:37] <Schwifty> ^ 03Error
[12:35:41] <cmn32480> shoudl we run it or no?
[12:35:49] <paulej72> what kind on knot did you use, because if you used a granny, you need to do it better
[12:36:22] <cmn32480> I'd bet on two half hitches and a sheet bend for the long ones
[12:36:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, yes. it's both relevant news and has a tech hook.
[12:36:56] <cmn32480> the original sub was biased and kinda meh...
[12:38:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> looks good enough as is
[12:38:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> better quality than we usually have on political stories anyway.
[12:39:30] <cmn32480> the link is the rewrite I did last night
[12:39:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> good job then
[12:39:56] * cmn32480 takes a bow
[12:40:03] <cmn32480> check the original sub
[12:40:11] <cmn32480> https://soylentnews.org
[12:40:12] <Schwifty> ^ 03SN Submission by Anonymous Coward: Game Over For Team Clinton
[12:41:12] <cmn32480> it was prolly gewg_ subbit it as his right wing alter ego "anonymous Coward"
[12:42:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar. should prolly put an ed note that the original sub wasn't up to snuff so you went digging.
[12:42:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> that much editing needs a note
[12:45:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break then entering racial ability score adjustments
[12:48:15] <cmn32480> Ed Note: The original submission on this topic was based on a rather one sided opinion piece, and as such, it required a complete rewrite. The article chosen above at least attempts to be unbiased and provides citations, including one to the actual IG report. We appreciate your original submission Anonymous Coward, please keep up the good work.
[12:59:37] <cmn32480> whatdayathink?
[13:00:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> works
[13:27:42] <crutchy> TDD++
[13:27:42] <Bender> karma - tdd: 1
[13:27:55] <crutchy> i don't use it often, but when i do sometimes it is fkin sweet
[13:28:34] <crutchy> time for bed
[13:28:37] <crutchy> ~g'night all
[13:28:39] * exec unjustifiably irritates an example of capsaicin with all
[13:29:05] <paulej72> top down diarrhea
[13:33:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smakeadd top down diarrhea
[13:33:56] <MrPlow> "top down diarrhea" added.
[13:57:26] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - PET Scans may Help Predict Recovery from Vegetative State - http://sylnt.us - CAT-scans-didn't-work
[14:00:47] <cmn32480> f**king windows...
[14:01:02] <cmn32480> damn network driver seems to blue screen when the bandwidth gets too high
[14:12:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh nice
[14:12:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> we talking gigabit+ or what?
[14:14:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[14:29:35] <cmn32480> the max bandwidth on the internet connection is like 50 down
[14:29:48] <cmn32480> the gigabit card in the machine shoudln't freak on that
[14:30:24] <cmn32480> from the bandwidth monitor, I'm pulling about 36-40
[14:30:40] <cmn32480> but on the upside, there was a driver update that seems to have resolved it
[14:33:15] * cmn32480 wishes that windows would let a subsystem die without shitting the whole OS
[14:34:12] * TheMightyBuzzard wishes he could put an unsigned int from rust into an unsigned int in sqlite
[14:34:47] * cmn32480 yawns
[14:34:47] * MrPlow flips a Skittle into cmn32480's gaping mouth
[14:34:55] <cmn32480> well.. at least there is a good supply of skittles
[14:38:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> true
[14:38:10] * TheMightyBuzzard yawns
[14:38:10] * MrPlow flips a Skittle into TheMightyBuzzard's gaping mouth
[14:39:50] <cmn32480> 60Mb down...
[14:40:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahhh, i got it... i just have to make them part of the query using something like sprintf instead of a bound parameter
[14:52:06] <cmn32480> all right.. coffee is done.. time to change the oil in the car
[14:52:11] <cmn32480> back later.. prolly
[14:56:17] <exec> 05*** SN funding is currently $1,684
[16:18:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> aight, there we go.
[16:20:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's now giving you your racial stat bonuses and setting your racial traits like night vision and such as a bitmask on an unsigned 64 bit int. had to do some trickery for that last bit because libsqlite will not let you get or set unsigned ints.
[16:22:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> just need to write a function to READ the bitmasked int now.
[16:25:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> screw that. it's nearly noon. i'm out of coding juice.
[16:29:24] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - UAE Targeting Dissidents and Journalists with Macros and Other Malware - http://sylnt.us - cautionary-tale
[16:46:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.techdirt.com
[16:46:28] <Schwifty> ^ 03Senate Intelligence Committee Expands FBI NSL Powers With Secret Amendment To Secret Intelligence Bill | Techdirt
[17:02:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> oooh, neat! i found an exploit on the api
[17:04:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> well not really an exploit but unexpected behavior
[17:14:00] <SirFinkus> time to watch the new top gear
[17:14:10] <SirFinkus> I expect a trainwreck
[17:14:16] <SirFinkus> but I'm going in with an open mind
[17:16:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> i never watched the old top gear
[17:17:24] <SirFinkus> that's a pity
[17:17:30] <SirFinkus> you've missed a lot
[17:20:13] <SirFinkus> you'd probably like clarkson, the tabloids have been trying to get rid of him for ages
[17:20:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> i just really don't care about the subject matter
[17:20:52] <SirFinkus> I don't either, that's what's great about it
[17:28:42] <SirFinkus> oh god
[17:28:59] <SirFinkus> the new host is trying to emulate clarkson's distinctive delivery
[17:45:13] <SirFinkus> they're doing the reliant robin bit again
[17:49:40] <SirFinkus> matt leblanc is stunningly hypnotic
[17:52:23] <SirFinkus> "thanks bro"
[17:52:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> feelin nap time coming on
[17:52:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> after some nicotine
[17:52:57] <SirFinkus> so am I, due to leblanc
[18:06:15] * Subsentient vomits down SirFinkus' throat
[18:06:55] <SirFinkus> apparently I'm a baby bird
[18:08:41] <SirFinkus> "but because the nomad weighs about as much as your mother's g string"
[18:08:46] <SirFinkus> he can't even make your mom jokes
[18:09:22] <Subsentient> ~gday #Soylent
[18:09:24] * exec illegitimately tosses a barrel of sadness to #Soylent
[18:09:32] <Subsentient> well, that's fitting.
[18:10:53] <Subsentient> Welp they didn't put the no-smoking clause in our new lease, and I've got a good door snake, and so I've been enjoying my cancer sticks way too much in the house once more. :^)
[18:12:10] * Subsentient loves the feeling of lung mucus in the morning
[18:13:21] * Subsentient is studying shell script while he waits for his multithreading book to arrive
[18:13:46] <SirFinkus> now, clarkson would make a princess dianna joke on this
[18:33:50] <SirFinkus> oh man, that was shockingly bad
[19:01:23] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New Study Provides Insight into the Function of Autism-linked Gene - http://sylnt.us - MIT-has-smart-people
[21:02:57] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Inspector General's Report on Hillary Clinton's Email - http://sylnt.us - somebody-might-be-in-trouble
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[23:34:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Tsunamis in the Lakes - http://sylnt.us - water-water-everywhere
[23:39:14] <Tramtrist> throw her in the klink