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[00:17:38] Bytram|away is now known as Bytram
[01:03:26] <chromas> Bender: s/a/e/
[01:03:26] <sedctl> <chromas> <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google Feces Record 3 Billion Euro EU Antitrust Fine: Telegraph - http://sylnt.us - that's-a-lotta-scratch
[01:03:26] <sedctl> <chromas> <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google Feces Record 3 Billion Euro EU Antitrust Fine: Telegraph - http://sylnt.us - that's-a-lotta-scratch
[01:05:05] * chromas kills the process
[01:11:18] <Bytram> Runaway1956: PING!
[01:11:33] <Runaway1956> ping?
[01:11:41] <Runaway1956> coffee++
[01:11:41] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2574
[01:11:57] <Bytram> was looking over the story submission queue
[01:12:04] <Runaway1956> ??
[01:12:14] <Runaway1956> blame it all on exec
[01:12:17] <Bytram> I saw that you posted quite a long story, many thanks fo rhtat... but didn't see alink in it?
[01:12:28] <Bytram> https://soylentnews.org
[01:12:29] <systemd> ^ 03SN Submission by Runaway1956: The next frontier for advertising?
[01:12:36] <Runaway1956> Oh shit -
[01:12:52] <chromas> tsk tsk tsk
[01:12:54] <Runaway1956> I did that block quote thingy - sure I fed it the link
[01:12:55] <Bytram> do you, by chance, recall where you got that from?
[01:12:58] <Runaway1956> lemme find it
[01:13:02] <Bytram> merci
[01:14:00] <Runaway1956> http://www.nytimes.com
[01:14:01] <systemd> ^ 03( http://www.nytimes.com )
[01:14:05] <Runaway1956> That's it -
[01:14:18] <takyon> I found it
[01:14:21] <Runaway1956> I think it's an exclusive
[01:14:51] <Runaway1956> there are half a dozen other places referencing the story, but just NYT has the story
[01:15:01] <takyon> I have had to deal with submitters posting stories without urls for some time now... I just find the line with the least special/quotation characters and google search it
[01:15:16] <Runaway1956> Sorry Bytram
[01:15:38] <takyon> the story goes live in 1 hour and 15 minutes I think
[01:15:48] <takyon> yeah
[01:15:50] <Bytram> k, thansk!nod nod
[01:15:54] <Bytram> Runaway1956: no problem! coulda searched for it myself (I didnt realize T had already worked on it). just htought it'd be quicker to get it straight from you.
[01:16:01] <Bytram> just a slight crossing of the streams
[01:16:16] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - European Court Advisor: Dynamic IP Addresses are Personal Data - http://sylnt.us - sudden-surge-in-German-Tor-nodes-and-VPN-endpoints
[01:16:50] * Runaway1956 drinks more coffee
[01:16:56] <Runaway1956> coffee++
[01:16:56] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2575
[01:20:23] <Bytram> story looked good! Only change I made was: <em>The New York Times</em> -- setting off the name of a publication in itelics
[01:21:14] <Runaway1956> Many thanks - in future, I'll not rely on that block quote thingy to retain the link
[01:23:04] <Bytram> to my understanding, <blockquote> just serves to 'describe' a chuck of text and provide semantics about it. Knowing what it is, one can apply markup (aka styling) to set it off from normal, in-line text.
[01:23:25] <Bytram> no harm, no foul!
[01:23:49] <Runaway1956> here's one
[01:23:59] <Runaway1956> ~submit http://www.foxnews.com
[01:24:28] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[01:24:29] * Bytram wonders if MrPlow is back in running shape?
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[01:26:03] <takyon> I remember beating MrPlow or one of its associates into the ground
[01:28:15] <Runaway1956> Was Mr Plow messing with your wife or daughter?
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[01:31:12] <takyon> not for long
[01:32:24] <Runaway1956> Heh - I sure got a lot of people fired up with that Italian Apocalypse thing - comments modded up and down and down again,
[01:34:02] <takyon> I think I missed that
[01:34:43] <Runaway1956> Oh my - highly controversial - https://soylentnews.org
[01:34:45] <systemd> ^ 03SN article: Italy Wants to Double Child Benefit to Combat Low Birth Rate 04(80 comments)
[01:35:15] <takyon> oh I skipped over the entire article
[01:35:39] <takyon> no, I did neither. I just have really bad short term memory
[01:35:42] <Runaway1956> and the usual suspects take the expected sides
[01:38:25] <takyon> this comment is making me laugh
[01:38:25] <takyon> https://soylentnews.org
[01:38:26] <systemd> ^ 03SN comment by [02Runaway1956 (2926)] (02Score:2)
[01:39:36] <Runaway1956> Thought that was funny myself,
[01:45:12] <takyon> I hope kurenai doesn't leave SN, but I feel signs of a meltdown
[01:45:22] <takyon> it's like listening to the wind
[01:45:53] <Runaway1956> Strange character - I only sort of vaguely understand his/her postings
[01:50:30] <takyon> https://photographyisnotacrime.com
[01:50:32] <systemd> ^ 03NYPD Unlawfully Arrests Man for Vaping on Subway Platform, Again - PINAC News
[01:53:53] <Runaway1956> I've said before that if I were a black man in New York, I would be organizing an insurrection against the city
[01:54:20] <Runaway1956> Stop and frisk is more demeaning than any other thing the government does to anyone anywhere
[01:54:42] <Runaway1956> At least drug laws can be rationalized in some kind of a warped manner - stop and frisk cannot be justified at all
[01:57:04] <chromas> you'd probably be chanting "black lives matter!" while looting the nearby liquor store :)
[01:59:08] <Runaway1956> Mmmmmmm - dunno 'bout that - there are far to many who do,
[02:00:10] <takyon> it's scary that stop and frisk has survived the courts
[02:00:52] <Runaway1956> I see stop and frisk, and compare it to the fascists in germany prior to the beginning of WW2
[02:01:16] <Runaway1956> It can only get worse, unless it is stopped
[02:05:47] <takyon> don't stop and don't frisk
[02:05:59] <takyon> it's crazy! it will never work!
[02:06:09] <takyon> 9/11
[02:06:38] <takyon> 911911911911911911911911911911911911911911
[02:08:36] <Runaway1956> http://www.foxnews.com
[02:08:37] <systemd> ^ 03Congressman: Classified details of Iran's treatment of US sailors will shock nation | Fox News
[02:09:01] <Runaway1956> Looks like another idiot politician trying to capitalize on American servicemen
[02:09:28] <takyon> if he wasn't a coward, he would just leak it on the floor where he can't be prosecuted for it
[02:09:30] <Runaway1956> I've not heard a single shocking thing about that incident - other than some of the sailor cried
[02:10:06] <takyon> do Congressmen get that or is it only Senators
[02:10:45] <Runaway1956> They're the same creatures - I can't tell the difference between a bobcat and a lynx
[02:14:35] <takyon> well, he should just leak it period then
[02:17:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> fishing accomplished, bitches
[02:18:03] <takyon> wake me up when you accomplish fission
[02:19:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> fishing's harder. plutonium doesn't have long spells of just not wanting to be split.
[02:19:26] <chromas> cold fooshin'
[02:19:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, i did that today. got rained on.
[02:20:09] <takyon> lel
[02:29:01] <Bytram> cannot keep my eyes open -- heading for bed.
[02:29:08] <Bytram> ~g'night #soylent
[02:29:10] * exec historically penetrates a 5¼" floppy dick of pits with #soylent
[02:29:14] Bytram is now known as Bytram|away
[02:40:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, excellent idear, o breaker of everything
[02:43:14] <Runaway1956> Oh - looky
[02:43:19] <Runaway1956> ~folding-rank
[02:43:20] <exec> 07799
[02:43:40] <Runaway1956> Time for work now
[02:47:27] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Next Frontier for Advertising? - http://sylnt.us - watching-the-audience
[03:50:25] <chromas> from the no-thanks dept
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[06:20:11] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Osaka Prefectural Police Press Charges Over DoS Attack - http://sylnt.us - denial-of-school
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[07:51:21] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Cardiac Catheterization Interrupted by Antivirus Scan - http://sylnt.us - antiviral-medicine
[08:38:49] <chromas> should've known they'd need that to not happen and disabled it before starting ;)
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[10:23:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Saudi Embassy Branded "Daesh Bank" in Berlin Projection Stunt - http://sylnt.us - holobank
[11:00:29] crutchy_ is now known as crutchy
[11:07:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:07:15] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2576
[11:08:17] <AndyTheAbsurd> oh yay
[11:08:27] <AndyTheAbsurd> gonna get my neighbors fined $500.
[11:08:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> woot!
[11:09:17] <AndyTheAbsurd> they've been leaving their trash can on my property
[11:09:30] <AndyTheAbsurd> which is a violation of city statute 27-465.
[11:15:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> like leaving it all week or just on trash day?
[11:21:38] <AndyTheAbsurd> Just on trash day
[11:22:15] <AndyTheAbsurd> I'd probably be okay with it *if* they'd asked me. But they didn't.
[11:22:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> these neighbors you're otherwise friendly with or the never speak to em kind?
[11:23:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> which really are one and the same for me. i like my neighbors to mind their own business.
[11:24:37] <AndyTheAbsurd> This is actually one of the owners' kids that's staying there while they're up north (the owners are snowbirds - Florida during the winter, NY during the summer). I've spoken to the owners a few times but they generally mind their own business, I've never spoken to their children.
[11:28:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> just from a not wanting to be a huge dick position, you might wanna ask em to stop that before you go getting the parents a fine.
[11:29:24] <AndyTheAbsurd> yeah probably
[11:29:39] <AndyTheAbsurd> This morning I just dragged it back onto their property
[11:29:54] <AndyTheAbsurd> because I needed to get into work and didn't have time to get into a discussion with them
[11:30:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> slap a note on it next time
[11:30:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> if ya don't wanna talk to dipshit kids
[11:30:49] <AndyTheAbsurd> yeah...woulda taken a minute or two to do that today but it was pissing down rain by the time I left
[11:33:22] <cmn32480> coffee++
[11:33:22] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2577
[11:33:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> ewww, yeah here too
[11:33:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[11:33:44] * exec insatiably twerks a terabyte of granola for cmn32480
[11:33:50] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[11:33:52] * exec dexterously pours an assfull of recycled toiletpaper for TheMightyBuzzard
[11:34:10] * TheMightyBuzzard hands the recycled tp to cmn32480
[11:34:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> you're gonna need it with all that granola
[11:34:26] * cmn32480 declines gracegully
[11:34:51] * cmn32480 packs his own wet wipes.
[11:35:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> speaking of, gonna go drop the the first family off at the pool
[11:38:46] <cmn32480> Woo Hoo! coffee pot beeped!
[11:40:31] <cmn32480> best news I've heard all day
[11:50:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> beeping coffee pots were a wonderful invention
[11:50:53] <cmn32480> yes!
[11:51:01] <cmn32480> I wish the one at home did it
[11:51:19] <cmn32480> instead I have to send a kid to look and see if the coffee level is at the "12"
[11:52:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, roomie's kids look at me like i'm insane when i tell them remote controls used to be "hey boy, get up n go change the channel"
[11:53:05] <cmn32480> within our lifetime that was the way it was
[11:53:14] <cmn32480> even back to the early 80's
[11:53:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, i distinctly remember
[11:53:45] <AndyTheAbsurd> In the 80s, we had a cable box that had a *wired* remote control
[11:53:46] <cmn32480> mine is a little fuzzier.. given that I was born in 1980...
[11:53:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> when you watched whatever was on tv or you watched nothing
[11:54:24] <cmn32480> 4 channels on a good day.. and you ahd to assume the "Fox" viewing positions
[11:54:43] <cmn32480> turning the antenna in the attic to get rid fo the static
[11:54:53] <cmn32480> before cable ruined America
[11:55:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> was no Fox when i was a wee nipper. just some random uhf channel
[11:55:53] <cmn32480> true... fox came out in 87 or so?
[11:56:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> AndyTheAbsurd, our first vcr had one like that
[11:56:06] <chromas> don't you think it's time you hacked your coffee maker to beep? or run linux with wifi so it can email you when it's ready?
[11:56:08] <cmn32480> what's a VCR?
[11:56:20] <AndyTheAbsurd> Yeah, we had a VCR with a wired remote too
[11:56:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> not sure when fox came out really. pre-simpsons if barely.
[11:57:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, looks like 87. that's when the tracy ullman show came out.
[11:57:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> ida been 11-12
[11:58:15] <AndyTheAbsurd> "Launched on October 9, 1986 as a competitor to the Big Three television networks, ABC, NBC and CBS" According to Wikipedia
[11:58:36] <cmn32480> I was 7
[11:58:42] <chromas> competitor in show cancellations
[11:58:59] <cmn32480> fox has had some really long running stuff
[11:59:07] <cmn32480> Simpsons has been on like 25 years
[11:59:11] <chromas> unfortunately
[11:59:19] <cmn32480> Married w/ Children ran for 8 or 9 years
[11:59:23] <chromas> either it dies early or drags on forever
[12:00:14] <chromas> mwc++
[12:00:14] <Bender> karma - mwc: 1
[12:01:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> married with children was awesome for about the first five years
[12:01:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> mwc++
[12:01:19] <Bender> karma - mwc: 2
[12:01:48] <crutchy> ~g'day #soylent
[12:01:50] * exec prematurely nudges ciri's butthole of whoopass toward #soylent
[12:02:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday crutchy
[12:02:06] * exec abrasively ships a dire ear of toilet water with crutchy
[12:02:29] <crutchy> ~rps p
[12:02:31] <exec> rank for crutchy: 1 - http://ix.io
[12:02:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~rps pppppppppp
[12:02:57] <cmn32480> ~gday crutchy
[12:02:58] <exec> sequence trimmed
[12:02:59] <exec> rank for themightybuzzard: 10 - http://ix.io
[12:02:59] * exec crutchyly reticulates ciri's butthole of chump change for crutchy
[12:03:15] <crutchy> lol. ciri's butthole is popular tonight
[12:03:28] <cmn32480> isn't it a popular stop every night?
[12:03:52] <cmn32480> but I was thinking that it ought to be her bothole...
[12:04:02] <crutchy> hmm. very true
[12:04:20] <crutchy> ~g'day >beverage ciri's bothole
[12:04:22] <exec> added to beverages
[12:04:30] <cmn32480> lol
[12:04:39] <cmn32480> I hate being on hold first thing in the morning..
[12:05:01] <crutchy> cmn32480, s/thing.*//
[12:05:01] <sedctl> <crutchy> <cmn32480> I hate being on hold first
[12:05:08] <crutchy> oops. wrong word
[12:05:39] <cmn32480> oh good... I was rather confused!
[12:06:09] * crutchy has been improving the data server
[12:06:15] <cmn32480> and their hold music sucks ciri's bothole
[12:06:26] * TheMightyBuzzard has been writing submission code in rust
[12:06:28] * cmn32480 s suddenly very frightened
[12:06:30] <crutchy> can now autostart them
[12:06:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> it is very painful
[12:06:49] <crutchy> TheMightyBuzzard, you're a bit rusty?
[12:06:59] <chromas> you just need libtetanus
[12:07:02] <cmn32480> get a sand blaster adn take the rust off
[12:07:13] <crutchy> might blow holes in it
[12:07:20] <cmn32480> use walnut shells
[12:07:25] <crutchy> the rust is what's holding it together :p
[12:07:25] <chromas> blow ciri holes
[12:07:48] <cmn32480> this went downhill faster then anyof us imagined possible
[12:08:07] <crutchy> ~openthepodbaydoors
[12:08:08] <exec> Schwiggle, n.:
[12:08:08] <exec> The amusing rotation of one's bottom while sharpening a pencil.
[12:08:08] <exec> -- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
[12:08:08] <systemd> Karma - : -1
[12:08:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> --
[12:08:51] <cmn32480> --
[12:08:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> --
[12:08:57] <cmn32480> --
[12:08:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> weird
[12:09:02] <AndyTheAbsurd> 315--
[12:09:14] <AndyTheAbsurd> --
[12:09:19] <cmn32480> ++
[12:09:24] <AndyTheAbsurd> II--
[12:09:24] <Bender> karma - ii: 6
[12:09:28] <AndyTheAbsurd> there we go
[12:09:43] <chromas> iis--
[12:09:43] <Bender> karma - iis: -1
[12:09:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> -- A
[12:09:47] <AndyTheAbsurd> Ctrl-V, I, Ctrl-V, I, then --, in irssi.
[12:10:01] <AndyTheAbsurd> -1 is *far* too much karma for IIS.
[12:10:04] <AndyTheAbsurd> iis--
[12:10:04] <Bender> karma - iis: -2
[12:10:05] <AndyTheAbsurd> iis--
[12:10:05] <Bender> karma - iis: -3
[12:10:06] <AndyTheAbsurd> iis--
[12:10:06] <Bender> karma - iis: -4
[12:13:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm.... i can go ahead n get everything prepped before i send the submission to the spun off thread. no point in doing anything in it but the 25 second wait and the actual submitting.
[12:13:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> guess i need to get a reskey next
[12:14:30] <crutchy> dammit. data server mods can brick the server, which makes it a pain to restart
[12:14:56] <cmn32480> bricked servers are bad.
[12:17:08] <crutchy> brings up one of those socket address bind errors for a couple of minutes
[12:17:19] <crutchy> cos the previous listening socket wasn't closed properly
[12:18:27] <cmn32480> kinda like when my kids leave the fridge door open and it starts to ding at me?
[12:19:20] <crutchy> kinda. except in this case the fridge door eventually shuts by itself at least
[12:20:08] * cmn32480 has considered a spring loaded closer for the fridge.. but the wife complained about somebody losing a finger or somesuch
[12:20:30] <crutchy> coil spring in the hinge
[12:20:43] <cmn32480> somethign like that
[12:20:49] <cmn32480> but it'd need to be industrial
[12:21:04] <cmn32480> I think the fridge door opens more than the sum total of the rest of the doors in my house
[12:21:13] <crutchy> lol
[12:21:36] <crutchy> anyway, i'm off to bed. cya mate
[12:21:42] <crutchy> ~g'night #soylent
[12:21:44] * exec emphatically pairs a printout of caffeinated bacon with #soylent
[12:21:58] <cmn32480> ~gnight crutchy
[12:22:00] * exec single-candidly cyberbullies an assfull of lube at crutchy
[12:22:00] <cmn32480> sleep well
[12:24:51] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Clinton Did Better than Exit Polling Predicted Where Voting Machines were Vulnerable to Hacking - http://sylnt.us - we-can-trust-them
[12:24:58] * TheMightyBuzzard sighs
[12:26:02] <cmn32480> from the and-nobody-should-be-surprised dept.
[13:32:31] <Runaway1956> ~folding-rank
[13:32:33] <exec> 07796
[13:32:38] <Runaway1956> woo-hoo
[13:32:49] <Runaway1956> and I finally went over 5 million points
[13:34:51] * cmn32480 hands Runaway1956 a cookie
[13:35:27] <Runaway1956> You know who else is grinding out the points? topdawg holds number three position at the moment
[13:39:30] <cmn32480> I see that
[13:56:02] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Children's Brains Light up at Mother's Voice - http://sylnt.us - what-about-Dad?
[13:56:50] <Runaway1956> What about dad? Depends on a lot of things - but unless he is as nurturing as Mother is, he ain't getting the same response.
[14:23:21] <cmn32480> Runaway1956, - hows Rags doing?
[14:25:47] <Runaway1956> Oh - the grand daughter came in late in the evening, asking about her dog. Those drunken bastards had no right to give her dog away!
[14:26:10] <Runaway1956> She thought it had died, and someone disposed of the body, until someone 'fessed up.
[14:26:22] <cmn32480> so... problem solved with no extra family members?
[14:26:35] <Runaway1956> She may bring Rags back, but not until the pup has gained some weight, and gotten healthier
[14:27:06] <Runaway1956> Problem solved, for now at least. The young lady makes a good mama - better than me anyway.
[14:27:16] <cmn32480> nice!
[14:27:58] <Runaway1956> Rags is kinda cute though - put her under a red wagon, with some funny looking kid, and you've got a photo for posterity
[14:28:40] <cmn32480> older kid? or young one?
[14:29:31] <Runaway1956> The grand daughter? She's 19. She's really good with animals - most of the sheep and goats are hers.
[14:30:05] <cmn32480> gotcha... so she's at least most likely a semi-responsible adult
[14:30:24] <Runaway1956> Yeah - more responsible than her dad or her uncles.
[14:30:39] <cmn32480> quite apparently
[14:30:47] <Runaway1956> No wonder the women around here think men are retarded, but necessary accessories.
[14:31:06] <cmn32480> obviously the are, at leat aprtially
[14:31:40] <Runaway1956> Women 'round the world find men attractive, when they are young - when they grow up, they only find our wallets attractive.
[14:31:55] <Runaway1956> Wallets are the only reason they haven't killed us off yet.
[14:36:48] <Runaway1956> fekkin' CNN and their "paid partners" crap - I may just delete them from my news feeds
[14:49:51] <cmn32480> https://www.youtube.com
[14:49:52] <systemd> ^ 03Hot Crazy Matrix - A Man's Guide to Women - YouTube
[15:27:12] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Sci-Hub, the Repository of "Infringing" Academic Papers Now Available Via "Telegram" - http://sylnt.us - whac-a-mole
[17:28:46] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - How One Photon Can Excite Multiple Electrons - http://sylnt.us - editors-excite-multiple-partners-also
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[17:53:59] <cmn32480> this chick in tech support sounds like Hooks from the Police Academy movies....
[18:59:56] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - China Finances and Builds $13 Billion Railway in Kenya - http://sylnt.us - welcome-to-the-20th-century
[19:32:59] <chromas> Obama's underground railroad?
[19:59:51] <exec> 05*** SN funding is currently $1,684
[21:01:29] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Wood Turned Into a Clear Material Stronger Than Glass - http://sylnt.us - morning-wood-joke
[21:50:15] <crutchy> from the you-clearly-have-a-woody dept.
[21:50:46] <crutchy> ~aur docker
[21:50:49] <exec> 02top result out of 37: deimos [0.4.0-1]
[21:50:49] <exec> 02Mesos containerization hooks for Docker
[21:50:49] <exec> 02https://aur.archlinux.org/packages/deimos/
[21:53:45] <crutchy> ~deb docker
[21:53:47] <exec> System tray for KDE3/GNOME2 docklet applications
[21:53:47] <exec> System tray for KDE3/GNOME2 docklet applications
[21:53:56] <crutchy> derp
[21:54:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~deb clit
[21:54:26] <exec> E: No packages found
[21:54:32] * TheMightyBuzzard snickers
[21:55:02] <crutchy> ~deb systemd
[21:55:22] <crutchy> ~deb derp
[21:55:23] <exec> E: No packages found
[21:55:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~aur clit
[21:55:43] <crutchy> maybe systemd broke it
[21:55:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly, it breaks everything else
[21:56:06] <crutchy> ~rainbow i luuuurve systemd!
[21:56:07] <exec> 00,02i00,06 00,04l00,07u00,08u00,09u00,12u00,02r00,06v00,04e00,07 00,08s00,09y00,12s00,02t00,06e00,04m00,07d00,08!
[21:56:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, right, i had colors stripped
[22:12:10] <cmn32480> lol
[22:12:17] <cmn32480> silly programmers... tricks are for kids
[22:18:01] <chromas> cmn32480: s/k(i)d/ch\1ck/
[22:18:01] <sedctl> <chromas> <cmn32480> silly programmers... tricks are for chicks
[22:32:40] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Car Alarms Don't Deter Criminals, So Why Are They Still So Common? - http://sylnt.us - where-the-heck-did-I-park
[22:52:32] <takyon> https://soylentnews.org
[22:52:33] <systemd> ^ 03SN Submission by takyon: Iraq Reportedly Shuts Down Entire Country's Internet to Prevent Exam Cheating
[22:53:16] <takyon> nice regex-fu chromas
[22:53:23] <takyon> it goes unappreciated
[23:05:04] <takyon> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[23:05:04] <systemd> ^ 035% of drivers want Nigel Farage to be their in-car robo butler • The Register
[23:10:38] <takyon> http://nextbigfuture.com
[23:10:39] <systemd> ^ 03Next Big Future: DARPA demo day highlights exoskeletons, robotic arms and nanotechnology
[23:11:09] <takyon> http://www.kurzweilai.net
[23:11:10] <systemd> ^ 03Machine learning outperforms physicists in experiment | KurzweilAI
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[23:33:21] <Runaway1956> coffee++
[23:33:21] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2578
[23:33:44] <takyon> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[23:33:44] <systemd> ^ 03Queen’s Speech: Digital Bill to tackle radicalisation, pirates • The Register
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[23:41:12] <Runaway1956> ~rainbow systemd sucks camel arse
[23:41:13] <exec> 00,07s00,08y00,09s00,12t00,02e00,06m00,04d00,07 00,08s00,09u00,12c00,02k00,06s00,04 00,07c00,08a00,09m00,12e00,02l00,06 00,04a00,07r00,08s00,09e
[23:42:00] * TheMightyBuzzard yawns
[23:46:39] <takyon> http://nextbigfuture.com
[23:46:39] <systemd> ^ 03Next Big Future: Impurities are going down and fusion yield is going up at LPP Fusion
[23:47:01] <takyon> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[23:47:02] <systemd> ^ 03Work begins on Russian rival to Android • The Register