#Soylent | Logs for 2016-05-01

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[00:33:48] <crutchy> re: https://soylentnews.org
[00:33:48] <TransBotula> ^✓ 03SN Submission by Pepper-0: Submitting change needed
[00:34:01] <crutchy> Runaway1956, yeah this one is pretty funny
[00:34:48] <crutchy> i kinda hope it gets published in a way cos it will probably get eaten alive, but at the same time it will also attract those "why was this published at all?" type complaints
[00:35:34] <crutchy> oh woops i forgot
[00:35:37] <crutchy> coffee++
[00:35:37] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2515
[00:38:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[00:38:16] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2516
[00:48:23] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: haven't updated my kernel? you know that you don't have to reboot to update the kernel anymore, right?
[00:49:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's half-assed kernel replacement. any calls still being utilized use the older version.
[00:50:12] <crutchy> yeah i'd restart just cos my brain would annoy me until i did
[00:51:31] <Gravis> fair point but i think i've restarted just about everything since
[00:51:35] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - "Tailless" Comet Discovered - http://sylnt.us - what-does-it-wag-when-happy?
[00:52:42] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: and it's not like i'm using systemd here
[00:53:01] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: systemd would actually be a better mode of attack
[00:53:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly. it's beta code at best being used as the bloody init system
[00:53:53] <Gravis> not even documented
[00:54:36] <Gravis> i think dbus would be a good ingress point
[00:54:52] <Gravis> that shit is still unstable as fuck
[00:55:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> user stupidity is usually the best vector really
[00:55:53] <Gravis> true but i'm saying from a "hack everything" perspective
[00:56:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> ah, yeah dbus is pretty shit.
[00:56:15] <Gravis> users take time to cut themselves down
[00:56:59] <Gravis> i don't blame dbus for it's instability, a LOT can go wrong with sockets
[00:57:14] <Gravis> i blame dbus for it's design
[00:57:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> well that and they try to cram as much shit into it as they can.
[00:57:55] <Gravis> making it a gatekeeper is just stupid
[00:58:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'd say more insane but yeah
[00:58:10] <crutchy> isn't it just allowing programs to talk to each other?
[00:58:15] <Gravis> well... a gatekeeper for all IPC
[00:58:53] <Gravis> i have a better design that is a gatekeeper of sorts but it's only for creating socket files
[00:59:28] <crutchy> maybe a webserver should be used instead :p
[00:59:32] <Gravis> after the socket file is created, programs connect directly to the program they want to do IPC with
[01:00:19] * crutchy uses php sockets for ipc
[01:00:40] <crutchy> and pipes
[01:00:45] <Gravis> sadly i'm hung up on making that gatekeeper because it's a fuse filesystem. :/
[01:00:45] <crutchy> complexity ftw!
[01:01:15] <Gravis> i should give it another shot
[01:01:23] <crutchy> if you wanna use programs that depend on dbus you'll probably just end up reinventing dbus
[01:01:35] <Runaway1956> needless, redundant complexity for the win
[01:01:45] <crutchy> Runaway1956, hell yeah!
[01:02:09] <Gravis> Runaway1956: so, you are a fan of systemd, eh?
[01:02:18] <Runaway1956> kinda like Washington, D.C.
[01:02:29] <crutchy> though in exec pipes are used for some things, sockets are a more recent thing that's used for other stuff
[01:03:07] <crutchy> because sometimes running 3 programs to do a job just isn't enough
[01:03:15] * TheMightyBuzzard prefers open-end wrenches
[01:04:05] <crutchy> damn coffee is cold :"|
[01:04:31] <Runaway1956> I don't tolerate that at this house - I would flog the wife if my coffee were cold
[01:05:13] <Gravis> well that would explain the divorce
[01:05:36] <crutchy> nah wifey did make it, but it was me that left it sitting on the desk for a while
[01:05:53] <crutchy> my nose has been running like a tap all morning
[01:06:49] <Gravis> soon! https://www.raptorengineering.com
[01:06:52] <TransBotula> ^ 03Raptor Engineering::Talos™ Secure Workstation
[01:07:53] <Gravis> the POWER8 chip has a fuckload of bandwidth
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[01:09:04] <NigNog> Sup niggaz
[01:09:15] <crutchy> aye focker!
[01:09:42] <NigNog> I'm mega-trashed.
[01:09:45] <Gravis> i'm just disappointed that they are using a proprietary PCIe chip. :(
[01:09:49] <NigNog> Gonna hit up some black hookers in a bit
[01:09:58] <crutchy> sorry didn't respond last night. i got woken up by some crazy shit storm front at 4am and thought i'd better shut down everything just in case
[01:10:00] <Gravis> they can't even put it on the schematics. :((((
[01:10:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> Gravis, of course not. The NSA won't let them.
[01:10:51] <Gravis> this is why we need to bring down the price of making ASICs
[01:10:51] <NigNog> www.stormfront.com
[01:10:51] <NigNog> pppppffffffbahahaha, stormfront.
[01:11:11] <crutchy> Gravis, whatcha making dood?
[01:11:47] <NigNog> Gravis thinks he works in the 'Biz. Cute.
[01:12:14] <crutchy> NigNog, it was pretty weird. well probably normal for here maybe. rained havey as fuck for an hour, with wind and lightning n shit. then just switched off and the crickets started up again
[01:12:57] <Gravis> while direct lithography would result in slow chips (cutting edge for 1985), it would allow you to test your design for flaws before you had them actually made
[01:13:28] <crutchy> Gravis, use vacuum tubes. i hear they are THE shit
[01:13:46] <Runaway1956> My new computer - https://anonmgur.com?ee06945d3273da7157e772051852055e.jpg
[01:13:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> they are. they make amps sound way better.
[01:14:00] <Runaway1956> Ladies gave it to me at my birthday party last night
[01:14:11] <NigNog> Gravis, you cocksucker, They have things called FPGAs and CPLDs nowadays.
[01:14:22] <crutchy> Runaway1956, aw mate i'm jealous
[01:14:26] <crutchy> sickers are yummo
[01:14:30] <crutchy> *snickers
[01:14:59] <Runaway1956> I'm gonna load foldingathome on it when I finish waking up
[01:14:59] * NigNog needs a new puter
[01:15:13] * crutchy needs a new lappy
[01:15:15] <Gravis> now you just need energy drinks and you will be like an ISIS soldier about a year ago. :)
[01:15:17] * NigNog don't even haves NX bits or hardware EMU
[01:15:20] * TheMightyBuzzard needs a new drug
[01:15:28] <crutchy> though i'm getting good use out of my desktop lately
[01:15:32] <crutchy> which probably isn't a bad thing
[01:15:41] <NigNog> Buzzard, put is pretty awesome.
[01:15:50] <NigNog> s/put/pot/g
[01:16:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> #youtube i want a new drug
[01:16:07] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[01:16:08] <TransBotula> ^ 03Huey Lewis And The News - I Want A New Drug - YouTube
[01:16:16] <NigNog> hahahahah huey lewis
[01:16:34] <crutchy> s/I Want A New Drug/The Power of Drugs/
[01:16:44] <Gravis> however, it would be brilliant if we flooded Iraq/Syria with junk food
[01:16:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> mock not, he got into the soundtrack for back to the future.
[01:16:56] <crutchy> Gravis, fuck no man that would just be cruel
[01:17:18] <crutchy> TheMightyBuzzard, the power of love is an awesome tune
[01:17:32] <crutchy> theres another one from the movie thats good time
[01:17:35] <crutchy> something about time
[01:17:49] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: yeah... but it's not the 1980s anymore
[01:17:55] <crutchy> ~g huey lewis and the news time youtube
[01:17:57] <exec> [google] https://www.youtube.com
[01:18:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> Gravis, bite your tongue
[01:18:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> #youtube bowling for soup 1985
[01:18:27] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[01:18:28] <crutchy> Gravis, i'm livin in the seventies yah!
[01:18:28] <TransBotula> ^ 03Bowling For Soup - 1985 - YouTube
[01:18:42] <NigNog> Fucking jamming to Huey Lewis
[01:19:05] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: what, sore that your glory days are long gone?
[01:19:23] <NigNog> OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH
[01:19:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, i radiate glory out my every orifice
[01:19:27] <NigNog> BUUUURRRRNNNNN
[01:19:35] <crutchy> NigNog, get your shit into this: https://www.youtube.com
[01:19:35] <TransBotula> ^ 03Skyhooks - Living in the 70's (Stereo Audio) - YouTube
[01:19:54] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: you seemed to have confused glory with shit
[01:19:57] <crutchy> designed for smoking pot
[01:20:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> i just miss socialists being reviled as the retards they are
[01:20:32] <NigNog> Fuck socialism
[01:20:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> and Guess jeans
[01:20:40] <NigNog> Fuckers piss me the fuck off.
[01:20:49] <crutchy> hippies used to be cool man
[01:21:10] <crutchy> then they got off the drugs
[01:21:20] <NigNog> hippies were never cool.
[01:21:20] <Gravis> oh and the cocaine fueled psychopaths on wallstreet causing problems? oh no, they are still doing that.
[01:21:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, nah, it's their grandkids that are douchebags.
[01:21:32] <NigNog> they just thought they were because they did a lot fo dope.
[01:21:44] <crutchy> NigNog, they did everything
[01:22:01] <crutchy> while fucking like rabbits :p
[01:22:01] <NigNog> hipsters are the rightful offspring of hippies.
[01:22:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> NigNog: s/hipsters/SJWs/
[01:22:27] <NigNog> and hipsters are nEVER cool
[01:22:40] <NigNog> Same thing.
[01:22:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> large portion of overlap anyway, yeah
[01:22:54] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: your generation's inability to keep corporations in line is what has lead us to this point.
[01:23:18] <Gravis> well... not really inability, an unwillingness
[01:23:22] <NigNog> Gravis, are you some millenial fag punk?
[01:23:38] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: basically, you have brought this upon yourself
[01:23:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> right. so we should to all trustbuster and then shoot every millennial.
[01:23:45] <NigNog> If that's the case, then yours is the weakest generation....by far.
[01:23:47] <crutchy> NigNog, nah hippies and hipsters are different
[01:24:06] <crutchy> hippies just wanted the freedom to smoke their woes away
[01:24:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, truth. hipsters want control. they're fascists.
[01:24:26] <NigNog> Fucking weenies.
[01:24:50] <NigNog> I can't stand hipsters. Buncha sissy-ass fag mommas' boys.
[01:24:51] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: if you want to commit genocide because they don't share your ideals, you are the fascist.
[01:25:11] <crutchy> Gravis, we should unleash the robots!
[01:25:45] <NigNog> I'm glad I'm gonna go fight some of them tonight.
[01:25:47] <crutchy> and install systemd on them
[01:26:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> we should. T-800s for everyone.
[01:26:32] <crutchy> but with vaginas
[01:26:48] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: however, i do agree that people insisting on a "safe space" should be kicked out of positions of power
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[01:27:23] <NigNog> LIFE....is not "politically correct"
[01:27:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> Gravis, yeah. you may be a deluded douchebag but at least you're willing to fight about it.
[01:27:34] <NigNog> It is a horrible, unfair odeal.
[01:27:52] <LaDarius> Sippin' onna forty, puffin onna BLUNT!
[01:28:13] * TheMightyBuzzard hands LaDarius a bottle of grape drank
[01:28:15] <Gravis> LaDarius: new to english?
[01:28:52] <LaDarius> Iss because I'm Black, aintit?
[01:29:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> #seen *sd.sd.cox.net
[01:29:04] <MrPlow> [2016-05-01 01:28:52] #Soylent <LaDarius> Iss because I'm Black, aintit?
[01:29:12] <crutchy> TheMightyBuzzard, nooooooo
[01:29:12] <NigNog> Racists all around.
[01:29:30] <Gravis> LaDarius: i assure you, your nick is as white on a black background as everyone else's
[01:29:43] <Gravis> -'
[01:29:45] <crutchy> you can keep your racism shit in the northern hemisphere
[01:29:52] <LaDarius> Yup yup, dass rite mane!
[01:30:06] <Gravis> LaDarius: new to english?
[01:30:28] <NigNog> crutchy, those Abbos are going to gape open your asshole.
[01:30:36] <Gravis> LaDarius: have you suffered a head injury?
[01:30:39] <crutchy> nah abbos are ok
[01:30:46] <NigNog> BULLSHIT.
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[01:30:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> Gravis, we kicked the shit out of the English twice. We can do whatever we like to the language.
[01:30:55] <crutchy> we're all what idiot northern hemisphere folk would call 'racist'
[01:31:17] <Gravis> I do believe i just did.
[01:31:22] <crutchy> TheMightyBuzzard, unfortunately the english took over in 1913
[01:31:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> fuck em and feed em tea
[01:31:44] <NigNog> crutchy, you have no right to call us "racist". You are the country of "fuck off, we're full"
[01:32:05] <NigNog> You send the undesirables to an island.
[01:32:09] <NigNog> Yup Yup, Buzzard.
[01:32:12] <crutchy> NigNog, nah i didn't call you racist man. i just said some people up there would call us racist
[01:32:22] <crutchy> which is fine :p
[01:32:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> NigNog, he lives on the island they sent undesirables to.
[01:32:49] <NigNog> !grab TheMightyBuzzard
[01:32:49] <Bender> Added quote 717
[01:32:52] <crutchy> we're the country of "if you can't give and take some shit, get the fuck out"
[01:32:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, ain't that right, convict?
[01:33:05] <crutchy> hell yeah :)
[01:33:15] <NigNog> STRAYA CUNT
[01:34:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> we should do that to like guam or something. start sending hipster millennials over there until they fill the island and start falling off in the water.
[01:34:16] <NigNog> Hey, no, Gram is allright.
[01:34:51] <NigNog> We should do it to New England.
[01:34:55] <Runaway1956> <NigNog> crutchy, you have no right to call us "racist". You are the country of "fuck off, we're full"
[01:34:58] <crutchy> hipster millenails would commit suicide here
[01:35:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> need an island
[01:35:02] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: or we could just restore blanace to society
[01:35:16] <Runaway1956> countries that do nothing more than fuck their lives away, making babies, need to tend to their own problems
[01:35:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> Gravis, that wouldn't shut em up. they'd still be there being a cancer upon society.
[01:35:28] <Runaway1956> and stop throwing those problems on our door step
[01:35:44] <crutchy> nuke the site from orbit. its the only way to be sure
[01:35:51] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: you can't know that without trying
[01:35:55] <crutchy> ripley for potus!
[01:36:15] <crutchy> fuck yeah she can be my prime minister any day ;-D
[01:36:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> Gravis, you cannot appease SJWs. it has been tried. they always double down and take the bitching to even more absurd levels.
[01:36:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> ALWAYS
[01:36:54] <crutchy> just give em a nice dildo to suck on
[01:36:54] <Runaway1956> One of the best defenses against SJW's is laughter
[01:36:55] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: and that is when everyone begins to revile them
[01:36:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> they just gotta go
[01:37:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> b-ark ftw
[01:37:23] <crutchy> TheMightyBuzzard, send em here
[01:37:29] <crutchy> well 'help' them :D
[01:37:32] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: or they could learn and mature like every generation before them
[01:38:02] <crutchy> actually if you put them on boats and send them our way our navy will give them a friendly welcome
[01:38:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> Gravis, who you saying has learned and matured?!
[01:38:32] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: ok... most people learned and matured
[01:38:41] * TheMightyBuzzard nods, satisfied
[01:38:58] <NigNog> https://www.youtube.com
[01:38:58] <NigNog> Love that fucking episode.
[01:38:59] <TransBotula> ^ 03Star Trek: The Next Generation - Your Move - YouTube
[01:39:09] <crutchy> Gravis, dude you get to decide between hillary and trump. where's the fucking maturity lol
[01:39:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> i need nicotine and to send SirFinkus a picture of my nuts for playing wiseass with my emergency contact type number.
[01:39:29] <NigNog> Goddamn shame the Rumulan General sacrificed his life for peace, though.
[01:39:30] <Runaway1956> vote Johnson
[01:39:50] * SirFinkus looks forward to it
[01:40:02] <NigNog> Runaway, I think I'm voting trump this year.
[01:40:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> Cthulu 2016: Why settle for the lesser evil?
[01:40:36] <crutchy> i'd vote for spongeboob squarepants if i were american
[01:40:47] * TheMightyBuzzard steps out
[01:40:58] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: i think you are going to live see the generation you despise tear down the insanity your generation built. ;)
[01:40:58] <Runaway1956> One thing to be said for Cthulhu - he wouldn't tolerate incompetence or corruption in his government
[01:41:19] <crutchy> Gravis, yeah and fill it with more insanity
[01:41:34] <crutchy> in fact, millenials will probably start a world war\
[01:41:42] <crutchy> we're about due for one
[01:42:12] <NigNog> No, they wont.
[01:42:16] <Runaway1956> http://www.picturequotes.com
[01:42:25] <crutchy> they wont fight
[01:42:25] <NigNog> They will sit idly by while the boomers do.
[01:42:34] <crutchy> they'll send others to fight for them
[01:42:41] <NigNog> millenials are weak passive punks.
[01:42:45] <NigNog> chickenshits.
[01:42:49] <crutchy> nah boomers are retiring. they don't give a shit
[01:43:04] <NigNog> I've seen them in action.
[01:43:07] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: the world will be a better place and you will curse them for it
[01:43:10] <Runaway1956> Americans are mostly weak passive punks - you gotta back them in a corner and beat the shit out of them before they fight back
[01:43:37] <NigNog> Mr. Worf++
[01:44:06] <crutchy> they'll keep playing video games with their drones and then cry foul when the sandpeople smash planes into their buildings
[01:44:08] <NigNog> Runaway, tell me that to my face and not online, punk.
[01:44:21] <Runaway1956> My IV has stopped working, gotta fill up the coffee cup . . .
[01:44:24] <Gravis> Runaway1956: when they vote the right people into place, the changes will actually happen
[01:44:45] <Runaway1956> what changes, Gravis?
[01:44:45] <NigNog> I'll sock you pansy-ass punks in your faces,.
[01:44:54] <crutchy> hopey changey :D
[01:45:33] <crutchy> Runaway1956, changes like monopoly heathcare insurers :D
[01:45:36] <Gravis> Runaway1956: the most significant will lead to the rest of the changes and that is campaign finance reform.
[01:45:39] <crutchy> everyone needs those
[01:45:41] <NigNog> Fucking bastards.
[01:46:06] <Gravis> Runaway1956: a system without "donations"
[01:46:11] <crutchy> Gravis, if you want campaign finance reform you should vote for rand paul
[01:46:29] <crutchy> you won't, but whatever :p
[01:46:35] <Gravis> Runaway1956: that's when politicians will actually do what people want
[01:47:14] <crutchy> Gravis, you're living in a dreamland dude
[01:47:19] <Runaway1956> So, "the right people" will turn the world into rainbow stew and unicorn piss - right - haven't we heard that story before?
[01:47:32] <crutchy> where politicians suddenly become model citizens lol
[01:47:53] <Gravis> Runaway1956: sure but the problem is they were part of political parties that demanded they raise money
[01:48:07] <Runaway1956> The definition of politician is "greedy cocksucker looking out for number one"
[01:48:25] <crutchy> Gravis, the only way you're ever gunna reduce corruption in politics is to reduce the influence of politics
[01:48:34] <crutchy> ie: libertarianism
[01:48:50] <crutchy> everything else is just airy fairy bullshit
[01:48:56] <Gravis> Runaway1956: deperate times call for desperate measures.
[01:49:05] <Runaway1956> more fairy than airy at that, crutchy
[01:49:15] <NigNog> TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP!
[01:49:16] <crutchy> lol yeah
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[01:49:36] <NigNog> Put an end to the BROWN MENACE.
[01:49:41] <crutchy> ol trumpo is gunna get bought so bad
[01:49:52] <crutchy> the lobbyists are already lining up
[01:49:54] <Runaway1956> Trump can serve a useful purpose - which is more than can be said for the rest of the contenders
[01:49:57] <NigNog> Murrica is already fucked.
[01:50:54] <Gravis> Runaway1956: oh... this race is just a catalyst.
[01:51:09] <crutchy> haha like all of them before
[01:51:22] <crutchy> Gravis, you're assuming that most americans even give a crap
[01:51:34] <crutchy> or know whats going on
[01:51:34] <NigNog> This race is important....because it proved that American politics is bullshit.
[01:51:48] <Gravis> Runaway1956: hilary is going to win. she won't change a damn thing.
[01:51:57] <crutchy> probably
[01:52:05] <crutchy> and nothing will change for 8 years
[01:52:32] <Gravis> but the large amount of people rebuffed by the democratic party, that's what is changing things.
[01:52:43] <NigNog> I'm gonna videotape me shagging a fat chick for you all.
[01:52:50] <crutchy> meh. they only care about their EBT cards
[01:53:12] <crutchy> as long as they stay fat and happy, they'll vote for whoever promises them shit
[01:53:15] <NigNog> Gravis, those goddamn beaners will be beaten into submission.
[01:53:16] <Gravis> the same goes for the republicans
[01:53:39] <Gravis> schisms are forming
[01:53:52] <crutchy> jisms you mean
[01:54:15] <crutchy> you guys are owned by the fking chinese, same as us
[01:54:18] <NigNog> crutchy, you are a homoerorotic.
[01:54:28] <crutchy> NigNog, don't turn me on brutha
[01:54:29] <Runaway1956> Hillary is part of that airy fairy that crutchy mentioned - promise the masses unicorn piss, so that she can get into office and rip the country off some more
[01:54:49] * crutchy flops his cock out and waves it at NigNog
[01:55:05] <Gravis> Runaway1956: yes, more of the same.
[01:55:06] <NigNog> crutchy, superficially, yes. But we will still beat them the fuck off.
[01:55:40] * NigNog beats crutchy over the head with a horse dildo
[01:55:44] <crutchy> maybe, till the next financial crisis
[01:55:51] <crutchy> then you'll go crying to them again
[01:56:09] <Runaway1956> nignog - beaners are the new borg - they're going to fuck our women, and assimilate blacks and whites into La Raza
[01:56:21] <NigNog> Houseshit, motherfucker.
[01:56:25] <NigNog> Horseshit
[01:56:30] <crutchy> they're gradually loosening their dollar peg, so its gunna take extra grovelling from your central bankers next time
[01:56:41] <Runaway1956> You wouldn't know a horse apple if I packed it into your lunch
[01:57:14] <NigNog> I'll pack my horse apple up your ass, fucker.
[01:57:35] <crutchy> big, brown murcan horse apple :p
[01:57:36] <Runaway1956> Better get packing, you've got your job cut out
[01:57:41] <crutchy> lol
[01:57:59] <Runaway1956> Mexicans fuck, fuck, fuck, and give birth to babies - Murricans abort babies
[01:58:10] <Runaway1956> now, who is going to run Murrica in 100 years?
[01:58:33] <NigNog> *rolls up sleve*
[01:58:33] <NigNog> Suck my cock, fucker.
[01:58:52] <Runaway1956> White boys got no balls, black boys killin' each other, Mexican boys fuck anything that moves - you do the math
[01:59:16] <Gravis> Runaway1956: their race doesn't matter, only if the embrace the American culture.
[01:59:22] <Gravis> they*
[01:59:28] <NigNog> Taste my ballslime, sacksuck.
[01:59:47] <NigNog> You sack kissing weenies aint got nothing on me.
[02:00:09] <Runaway1956> Drink some more Mad Dog, nignog
[02:00:51] <NigNog> RRRRAAAAAARRRRRGGHGGHHHHHH. FUCK OFFFF
[02:00:57] <Runaway1956> gravis - I know race doesn't matter - women want hard cock, and black boys and white boys don't have that
[02:01:40] <Gravis> Runaway1956: (눈‸눈)
[02:01:48] <Runaway1956> As for the American culture - it's going to become the Mexican culture
[02:01:56] <NigNog> Fucking Gooks
[02:02:07] <NigNog> Ching-Chong Niggers
[02:02:43] <Gravis> Runaway1956: you are a shoe-in for the acting part of Paranoid Racist
[02:02:56] * NigNog clenches fist
[02:03:34] <Runaway1956> Well, I suppose that people with rectal-cranial insertion who dream about those airy-fairy politicians would feel that way
[02:04:00] <Runaway1956> There's not a politician in the world who will deliver on those gay promises of equality, blah blah blah
[02:04:16] <Runaway1956> the corporatiosn still hold the mortgage, and your lifeline on healthcare
[02:04:28] <chromas> Equal pay for equal gay
[02:04:29] <Gravis> hahaha
[02:05:03] <Runaway1956> equal gay for equal pay
[02:05:34] <Runaway1956> that's got a ring to it, chromas - you should run for office
[02:05:38] <NigNog> I'm gonna punch you in the face you GODDAMN NIGGGGGAH!!!!!
[02:05:55] <NigNog> FRUUUUUUUUUCCKKKKKK
[02:05:58] <Runaway1956> stop beating yourself up like that nignog
[02:06:25] <NigNog> SHUUUUUTTTTT UPPPP FUCKAAAAHHHHHH
[02:06:42] <Runaway1956> if nignog loved nignog like gravis loves nignog then nignog would be a very happy person
[02:06:42] <NigNog> GRRRRRAHHHRHRGRHGRHGRHRGHGRHGRHR
[02:07:26] <NigNog> SHUT UP, you cocksucker
[02:07:55] <Gravis> Runaway1956: so... a social healthcare system is evil but you speak about corporations holding your healthcare hostage.
[02:08:51] <Runaway1956> I'm telling you that the "social" part of healthcare isn't coming to the US - O'bummer, Hillary, and all the rest are whores for the insurance companies
[02:09:00] <Runaway1956> all their promises are empty bullshit
[02:09:07] <Gravis> agreed
[02:09:09] <Runaway1956> and there IS NO ALTERNATIVE!
[02:09:16] <Gravis> not yet
[02:09:19] <Runaway1956> Who is going to change things?
[02:09:38] <Runaway1956> Nothing is going to change unless and until the US falls to - China/
[02:09:46] <Gravis> a new political party that arises as a result of the schisms i mentioned earlier
[02:09:57] <NigNog> Sod off, fuckstick
[02:10:12] <Runaway1956> ain't happenin
[02:10:23] <Gravis> the difference is that this group's first goal will be to remove corporate interferance
[02:10:39] <Runaway1956> nignog is not a fuckstick - put him down, and stop trying to stick him up your ass
[02:10:50] <crutchy> Gravis, you still on about your jisms?
[02:10:53] <crutchy> :p
[02:11:00] <Runaway1956> And, Gravis - how do you spell "assassination"?
[02:11:14] <crutchy> with ass
[02:11:18] <crutchy> twice :D
[02:11:56] <NigNog> fooooking rad man
[02:11:56] <Runaway1956> Conspiracy theories 101 - why was JFK assassinated?
[02:12:00] <Gravis> Runaway1956: that would be a fast way to make a martyr
[02:12:18] <Gravis> Runaway1956: martyrs inspire people
[02:12:27] <Runaway1956> No, it would be a fast way to prove your airy fairy has no substance
[02:12:28] <crutchy> just like jfk and mlk
[02:12:33] <crutchy> lol
[02:12:45] <Runaway1956> Americans can't be inspired with a little blood and gore - they LIKE THAT SHIT!
[02:13:17] <Gravis> Runaway1956: you underestimate humans
[02:13:20] <crutchy> the USA did some pretty cool stuff with a communist boogeyman in the closet
[02:13:29] <crutchy> maybe need another cold war
[02:13:54] <Runaway1956> 1984 is real crutchy - it's being used as a blueprint to control the mindless masses
[02:14:26] <Runaway1956> But, all of our problems are solved, Gravis is goiong to change all of that
[02:14:47] <crutchy> with hopey changey?
[02:14:55] <Runaway1956> Not to worry folks, pie in the sky, free health care, unicorn piss, etc etc etc
[02:15:05] <Runaway1956> Hopey dopey changey, you got it
[02:15:17] <Gravis> it's not free, someone has to pay for it
[02:15:30] <crutchy> Gravis, wash your mouth out with (free) soap!
[02:15:41] <crutchy> don't you know money grows on chinese trees!?
[02:15:43] <Runaway1956> And who is going to pay for it, if not the corporations, which hold all the wealth already?
[02:15:49] <Gravis> Runaway1956: i'm just telling you the near future
[02:16:19] <Gravis> Runaway1956: how does canada pay for it's healthcare professionals?
[02:16:29] <Runaway1956> 5000 years from now, mankind is still going to be a bunch of fucked up hairless apes, fucking and humping anything that moves, and ripping each other off
[02:16:39] <crutchy> probably same way as australia... taxes and levies
[02:17:05] * crutchy pays over $1k per year for just medicare levy
[02:17:12] <Gravis> Runaway1956: you haven't been paying attention to history
[02:17:14] <Runaway1956> don't forget crutchy - the politicians stand in line stealing money from the kitty
[02:17:25] <crutchy> Runaway1956, oh sure that's a given
[02:17:42] * Runaway1956 sometimes thinks it cute when the hairless apes pretend to be something superior to hairless apes
[02:18:27] <Runaway1956> "I have a dream, in which, no one ever wants, because he has all that he needs!"
[02:18:42] <crutchy> don't forget robots!
[02:18:48] <Runaway1956> I think that is called "stagnation" and "decadence".
[02:19:03] <Gravis> Runaway1956: you don't understand humans at all
[02:19:29] <crutchy> Gravis, all the 7 sins are real mate. ignore them at your own peril :p
[02:19:43] <crutchy> humans are greedy cunts. there will be no changing that anytime soon
[02:19:44] <Runaway1956> au contraire, mon ami - mankind thrives on constant warfare -
[02:20:28] <Gravis> not mankind, fearmongers and warmongers
[02:20:34] <Runaway1956> Every story you have ever read has a hero, an anti-hero, a good guy and a bad guy, and someone always wins the girl
[02:20:48] <Gravis> nope
[02:20:51] <Runaway1956> Jesus - you actually believe that shit
[02:21:28] <Runaway1956> Every movie out of hollyweird is about violence
[02:21:30] <crutchy> Gravis, if you wanna reduce corruption you gotta reduce power, and only government has power
[02:21:58] <Gravis> just because you only know one way that things can be doesn't mean there isn't a better way
[02:22:01] <crutchy> you can blame corporations, but as long as there is big government there will always be big greedy corporations, because government helps make them
[02:22:34] <Runaway1956> Every American goes to bed to dream about how he can stick it to his co-worker, or "The Man", or the asshole who cut him off in traffic
[02:22:55] <Runaway1956> Every American wants to be Rambutt, so that he can set the world "right"
[02:23:21] <Runaway1956> Those who don't want to be Rambutt, want to be Arnold Shortnigger
[02:23:29] <Runaway1956> let's see if EF notices that one, LMAO
[02:23:52] <Gravis> Runaway1956: again, you don't understand humans at all
[02:24:17] <Runaway1956> violence is embedded in our fucking GENES - I understand humans
[02:24:20] <Gravis> Runaway1956: but you sure sound like a fearmonger
[02:24:45] <Runaway1956> No fear here - I shall fear no evil, 'cause I'm the evilest sumbitch in the valley
[02:25:08] <Runaway1956> walk softly and carry a big god-damned bang-stick
[02:25:30] <Runaway1956> Do unto the other guy before he does unto you
[02:26:04] <Runaway1956> and slap nignog upside the head when he starts mumbling again
[02:28:26] <crutchy> Runaway1956, unfortunately the chinese appear to be developing bigger bang sticks
[02:28:35] <crutchy> well unfortunately for americans
[02:28:37] <Runaway1956> Ahhhhh, you've noticed
[02:29:17] <Runaway1956> that word again - Assassin's mace - assymetrical warfare - the Chinese mastered it ages ago
[02:29:25] <Runaway1956> And, we're to stupid to understand that
[02:29:45] <Runaway1956> We study Sun Tzu at our war colleges, but we learn nothing
[02:30:26] <Runaway1956> "In twenty years, we intend to dominate America financially, militarily, and politically"
[02:30:51] <Runaway1956> I think their time table was off a little, but not by enough to matter
[02:31:57] <Runaway1956> Now, we can only hope that our daughters are pretty enough to attract China's excess male population, so that our DNA is ass-imilated into the new master race
[02:32:30] <Runaway1956> This is real life, Gravis - this is the future - no pie in the sky for you
[02:32:57] <Gravis> Runaway1956: fearmongers rarely believe the bullshit they spew. they use fear to control people.
[02:33:28] <Runaway1956> not bullshit, Gravis but horse shit, most of it coming from your progressive cohorts
[02:34:05] <Runaway1956> reality is that mankind can breed at exponential rates, and there aren't enough resources to support a mankind that breed exponentially
[02:34:12] <Runaway1956> so we're going to fight over shit
[02:34:28] <crutchy> nah apparently the overpopulation thing may not be a reality
[02:34:46] <crutchy> since india, china and bangladesh birth rates have plummetted
[02:34:47] <Runaway1956> Of course, the progressive solution is to just roll over and play dead, let the other guys win
[02:35:06] <Gravis> you aren't just short-sighted but also narrow-minded?
[02:35:30] <Runaway1956> LOL, at least I have a mind
[02:35:37] <Runaway1956> and I read history
[02:35:45] * crutchy wants to be a zerg
[02:36:04] <crutchy> dammit. now i wanna play starcraft
[02:36:09] <Runaway1956> excuse me while I tend to some bodily functions . . . . there's been to much shit in my reading diet today
[02:36:36] <Gravis> Runaway1956: then you haven't been paying attention to how humanity is progressing
[02:37:47] <Gravis> technology is rapidly reducing the amount of work needed per person
[02:38:34] <Runaway1956> Let me ask my son for some meth, I'll shoot up, and try real hard to see that "progress" you talk of - maybe a hit of LSD to help things along
[02:38:35] <crutchy> Gravis, isn't that a good thing?
[02:38:36] <Gravis> it's approaching zero
[02:39:00] <Gravis> Runaway1956: please do!
[02:39:45] <crutchy> Runaway1956, be a pragmatist mate. much less stressful
[02:39:50] <Gravis> the world has no need for fearmongers, so anything you can do to decrease your lifespan would benefit us all
[02:40:04] <Runaway1956> OH LOOK! THE AIRY FAIRY SHIT IS REAL! ALL MANKIND IS FULL OF LOVE AND GENEROSITY! THE HAIRLESS APES REALLY ARE SUPERIOR!
[02:40:07] <crutchy> accept the bullshit as given, and move on
[02:40:45] <Runaway1956> AIRY FAIRY AIRY FAIRY AIRY FAIRY AIRY FAIRY OH LOOK A UNICORN
[02:41:49] <Runaway1956> Meanwhile, China launches another aircraft carrier, along with 7 modernized destroyers capable of blowing New York City into the stone age
[02:41:51] <Gravis> Runaway1956: pics or it didn't happen
[02:42:07] <crutchy> don't worry about china's aircraft carriers
[02:42:14] <crutchy> its their economic power than will rule
[02:42:34] <crutchy> americans think that china is in recession when their growth falls to 6% lol
[02:42:46] <crutchy> when US growth is like 1%
[02:43:00] <Gravis> Runaway1956: hey, the fearmongering is back
[02:43:07] <Runaway1956> Here ya go Gravis https://i.ytimg.com
[02:43:24] <Gravis> nope. you didn't upload it
[02:43:41] <NigNog> FUCIKK
[02:43:45] <Runaway1956> You want me to upload a pic of what - my penis?
[02:44:11] <Runaway1956> Oh fuck NigNog - I gave you something to rant over, and you missed it - go back to sleep
[02:44:11] <NigNog> NIGGGERDICKS.
[02:44:17] <Gravis> Runaway1956: you said you were smoking meth
[02:44:24] <NigNog> UPLOAD THE NIGGERDICK
[02:44:41] <Runaway1956> niggers ain't got no dicks, stop imagining things
[02:45:03] <Runaway1956> you're as bad as Gravis with his airy fairy shit
[02:45:32] <Runaway1956> there's a reason why the hoodies need big guns to make their statements in life
[02:45:46] <Runaway1956> "Kill a brother man, that will make you someone!"
[02:45:51] <NigNog> Suck my niggerdick, cockuser
[02:47:17] <Runaway1956> if you had a dick, if you managed to impregnate a sister with it, she would run right down to Planned Parenthood to get rid of the little bastard anyway -
[02:47:34] <Runaway1956> it's hopeless, NigNog
[02:47:42] <NigNog> Fuck off, sodsuck
[02:47:54] <Runaway1956> your DNA will die with you, in the bottom of a cheap wine bottle
[02:48:06] <NigNog> Kiss my penis, nigger.
[02:48:08] <crutchy> cheap wine is ok
[02:48:24] <Runaway1956> cheap wine is ok, but cheap wine bottles suck ass
[02:49:25] <Runaway1956> ~folding-rank
[02:49:27] <exec> 07942
[02:49:34] <Gravis> Runaway1956: did they forget to give you your meds today or something?
[02:49:36] <Runaway1956> boooyah
[02:50:09] <Runaway1956> it's my fucking birthday, I get to stir up all the weenie-whiners just for fun
[02:50:23] <NigNog> Sod offf, fuckstickstick
[02:50:37] <Runaway1956> I'm a senior citizen, I don't have to worry about little pussies cyring anymore
[02:50:53] <Runaway1956> I can piss in your post toasties, and there's nothing you can do about it
[02:51:19] <NigNog> Suck my niggerdick faggottyfruit
[02:51:21] <Runaway1956> And, that famous line from a stupid movie
[02:51:37] <Runaway1956> "I've pissed my pants, and there's nothing anyone can do about it!"
[02:51:43] <Runaway1956> Jesus, that was stupid
[02:52:29] <Gravis> ahh, so you're all angry grandpa because you have overloaded on sugar. i see.
[02:52:30] * Runaway1956 notices that nignog has no Post Toasties, only empty bottles
[02:53:00] * Runaway1956 pisses in his bottles
[02:53:09] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Who Should Technology Benefit: Customers or Companies? - http://sylnt.us - can't-we-all-just-get-along
[02:53:45] <crutchy> it should benefit those who pay for it probably, but you know... who gives a fuck about taxpayers
[02:54:07] <Runaway1956> I say, to hell with that "getting along" crap -
[02:54:26] <Runaway1956> remember that "get along little doggie" meant that the cow was headed to the meat market
[02:59:02] * Runaway1956 wanders down the cereal aisle opening boxes of Post Toasties to piss in to.
[03:02:23] <crutchy> see that's why i'm glad i'm not american
[03:04:13] <Runaway1956> ?
[03:10:23] * crutchy prefers his cereal piss-free
[03:11:11] <SirFinkus> weirdo
[03:11:27] <Runaway1956> There is no extra charge for the boxes that have been pissed in - so in effect your cereal remains piss-free
[03:15:18] <Runaway1956> coffee++ my bladder is running low
[03:15:18] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2517
[03:21:19] <crutchy> ~rps s
[03:21:21] <exec> rank for crutchy: 1 - http://ix.io
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[03:43:48] <paulej72> coffee++
[03:43:48] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2518
[03:44:12] <crutchy> paulej72, hey man
[03:44:18] <paulej72> hey
[03:44:22] <crutchy> how you been?
[03:44:27] <paulej72> busy
[03:44:39] <crutchy> yeah i guess. don't see you 'round much
[03:45:04] <paulej72> crconfigureing printers so they can be put on a private vlan
[03:45:28] <crutchy> sounds nasty :p
[03:46:06] <paulej72> had all my printers set to manual ip addresses and the users printing via ip address
[03:46:49] <paulej72> had to change the rinter ports to use the fqdn for all of the computer that print to the printer. I was never a big fan of print servers
[03:47:23] <crutchy> ah yeah we do the ip address thing still at work
[03:48:16] <crutchy> you guys use a domain now
[03:49:09] <paulej72> well with the ip addresses change it made sense that I did the "approved" method. I used manuall addressing bofroe on printers because older printers had shiity bootp/dhcp stacks
[03:50:07] <paulej72> we have a domain, but not all computers are on it. Using a domain based print server was a bitch on non domain XP and earlier machines
[03:50:27] <paulej72> they would not remember the credentials for the login
[03:50:36] <crutchy> ah
[03:51:11] <crutchy> chromas should have super gawd powahs of the irc server methinks
[03:51:20] <crutchy> for when you're not around
[03:51:50] <paulej72> probably someone else should
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[05:55:29] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Global Catastrophe, Even Human Extinction, Isn't All That Unlikely - http://sylnt.us - it's-the-end-of-the-world-as-we-know-it
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[09:28:12] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - State of Emergency in Baghdad After Protesters Storm Green Zone - http://sylnt.us
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[09:47:26] <Bytram> coffee++
[09:47:26] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2519
[09:47:32] <Bytram> !uid
[09:47:32] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6224, owned by holidays2418
[09:49:32] <Bytram> #submit https://blogs.loc.gov "Null Island is an imaginary island located at 0°N 0°E (hence “Null”) in the South Atlantic Ocean. This point is where the Equator meets the Prime Meridian."
[09:49:34] <MrPlow> Submitting. Be patient, there's a mandatory delay.
[09:49:35] <MrPlow> Unable to get a summary from that page.
[09:49:52] <Bytram> ~submit https://blogs.loc.gov
[09:50:21] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[09:54:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:54:40] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2520
[10:04:07] <Bytram> #submit http://www.catholicnews.com "... While the project was quickly eclipsed by huge technological developments in surveying stars, modern-day scientists eventually discovered that comparing the star positions recorded a century earlier with current satellite positions provided valuable information about star motions for millions of stars."
[10:04:09] <MrPlow> Submitting. Be patient, there's a mandatory delay.
[10:04:09] <MrPlow> Unable to get a summary from that page.
[10:04:20] <Bytram> #smake MrPlow
[10:04:20] * MrPlow smakes MrPlow upside the head with yo mama's testicles
[10:04:31] <Bytram> :/
[10:04:44] <Bytram> ~submit http://www.catholicnews.com
[10:05:13] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[10:06:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> blarg, ima hafta look into submission code AGAIN
[10:06:56] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: Sorry about that, Buzz. Gotta keep up appearances, yanno? ;)
[10:07:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, no, he is behaving correctly. they didn't have a meta tag with a description.
[10:09:22] <Bytram> so? if a summary was provided on the command line (like I did) could just submit with something like: NOTE: Story had no meta description tag.
[10:09:41] <Bytram> and then include the provided summary?
[10:10:37] <Bytram> sorry for the snark, I really appreciate the extra capabilities it provides and just ache for it to be a more tolerant of missing data
[10:10:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> well, if we could get jan back handy for a few I could steal the code that arthur uses to slurp the story and just include the first N words worth of paragraphs in a quote.
[10:11:00] <Bytram> ooohhhh... that would be nice!
[10:11:14] <Bytram> do you just need the code or permission to use it?
[10:11:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> both but since i think it's his code, asking for it would accomplish both.
[10:11:41] <Bytram> ISTR that cmn has a copy that he could run.
[10:11:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> wait, no, i don't need permission. only the person who gives it to me does.
[10:12:21] <Bytram> GPL code?
[10:12:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, just the way copyright works. receiving copyrighted works is legal, license or no. making copies is not.
[10:13:19] <Bytram> another alternative is to just email JR -- he's always responded to the ones I've sent him, and seems to appreciate the contact
[10:13:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, good idear
[10:13:45] <Bytram> ok, I've got a full day at work today, and I've had nowhere near a full night's sleep.
[10:13:53] <Bytram> back to sleepy land for me
[10:14:04] Bytram is now known as Bytram|away
[10:14:16] <Bytram|away> TheMightyBuzzard: do you need his email addy?
[10:14:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> well crap. yeah i do.
[10:14:31] <Bytram|away> hold on
[10:17:04] <Bytram|away> UID 52 -- use that nick @soylentnews.org
[10:17:34] <Bytram|away> ok, gtg
[10:17:37] <Bytram|away> laters
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[13:38:31] <idetuxs> Hi!
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[13:39:05] <crutchy> ahoy!
[13:39:17] <crutchy> ah dammit. i gotta goto bed :(
[13:39:27] <crutchy> its nearly midnight and i got workipoos tomoz
[13:41:10] <SoyGuest9686> :/
[13:41:46] <SoyGuest9686> that's unfortunately
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[13:45:06] <SoyGuest9686> o/
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[13:45:33] <idetuxs> I'm back
[13:53:07] <idetuxs> Hey guys, I know most of you are people that value privacy like myself, so I wanted to ask about a VPN you would recommend :)
[13:53:35] <idetuxs> Googling this kind of thing is full of dubious publicity, so that's why I'm asking
[13:53:50] <Runaway1956> Private Internet Access seems to be pretty good - if you pay by the year, it's only about $3/month
[13:53:57] <Runaway1956> It works for me - need a link?
[13:54:12] <idetuxs> No, I heard of them, thanks for that
[13:54:23] <idetuxs> cheap as it gets
[13:54:37] <idetuxs> do you know airvpn?
[13:54:43] <Runaway1956> If you read all the reviews, there are *supposed* to be some that are better, but not that I can tell
[13:54:59] <Runaway1956> never used airvpn - I can't say if it's better or worse or no difference
[13:55:29] <idetuxs> okay, thanks Runaway1956 for the input
[13:55:31] <Runaway1956> So long as a VPN stays anonymous, and maintains no logs, I think it satisfies most people's requirements
[13:55:39] <Runaway1956> no problem
[13:56:44] <idetuxs> Where I live ISP have to mantain ALL data recollected for 10 years because of legal requirements
[13:56:49] <idetuxs> and that's creepy
[13:56:56] <Runaway1956> I will add that PIA has some great support pages - like a tutorial to install PIA on your router, providing complete protection for all devices in your home
[13:57:22] <Runaway1956> As near as I can tell, VPN defeats all of those creepy laws
[13:58:30] <idetuxs> in USA too? that's hard to believe to me given all news about gawker and such
[13:59:20] <Runaway1956> The US is a complicated landscape - we have crazies demanding that creepy laws be enacted, we have other crazies who demand that no one should ever be accountable for anything
[13:59:24] <idetuxs> shoot, not gawker
[13:59:45] <Runaway1956> And, meanwhile, the crazies out in the street have little idea what the issues are
[14:00:18] <Runaway1956> PIA and most of the other VPN's have simply refused to maintain records, and the government is unwilling to go after them
[14:00:43] <Runaway1956> Some of the DNS servers have done the same, and government has declined to make an issue of it
[14:01:43] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - How France Sunk a $40 Billion Japanese Deal to Provide Submarines to Australia - http://sylnt.us
[14:07:05] <idetuxs> okay, I got it, the company I wanted to reffer to was Lavabit :P}
[14:07:10] * SirFinkus adds idetuxs to his list of KIDDY PORN TERRORISTS
[14:07:26] <idetuxs> Oh shoot, you got me!
[14:07:34] <SirFinkus> WHAT ARE YOU HIDING
[14:07:49] * SirFinkus gets out the waterboard
[14:07:51] <Runaway1956> The thing is, SirFinkus likes the kiddie porn terrorists
[14:08:06] <Runaway1956> Especially the ones with fetishes for waterboards
[14:08:19] <SirFinkus> *watersports
[14:08:27] <Gravis> lol
[14:08:28] <SirFinkus> it's a very small community
[14:08:58] * Runaway1956 pops some popcorn
[14:09:05] <Gravis> ahh... finally some progress on VFS for IPC. who doesn't love using TLAs?
[14:09:20] <Gravis> my VFS*
[14:10:22] <Gravis> figured out it kept segfaulting because i forgot to make the primary FUSE struct static and it was going out of scope. how silly of me. *sigh*
[14:10:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> idetuxs, privateinternetaccess. their lack of record keeping has been tested and verified in court.
[14:10:36] <Runaway1956> Well, I suppose the wife is going to be a grandmother again within minutes, or maybe hours
[14:10:51] <Runaway1956> The little bundles of joy set their own timetable of course
[14:11:52] <Gravis> Runaway1956: oh, so you have millennials of your own to hate on, eh?
[14:12:22] <Runaway1956> Well, of course - I was once a virile, attractive young man, and women threw themselves at me
[14:12:45] <Runaway1956> Sowing all those wild oats has it's consequences, like little millenials
[14:13:23] <Gravis> umm... yeah, it did before birth control.
[14:13:34] <Gravis> you chose to have them
[14:13:57] <Runaway1956> Uhhhhh - the women who throw themselves on virile young men usually don't use birth control
[14:14:25] <Gravis> Runaway1956: yeah... and you had a choice.
[14:14:37] <Runaway1956> The women who throw themselves at dweebs, however, have different ideas
[14:14:57] <Runaway1956> Can you imagine yourself as a woman, and wanting to have a dweeb's baby?
[14:15:13] <Gravis> whatever, angry grandpa
[14:15:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> Gravis, get off my lawn!
[14:15:46] <Runaway1956> She's thinking, "I can use this dweeb to get off on, if I keep my eyes closed, but, FUCK, I ain't making no baby dweebs!"
[14:15:53] * SirFinkus prefers to think of Runaway1956 as a woman
[14:16:08] <Runaway1956> SirFinkus has odd fantasies, LOL
[14:16:27] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: good sir, we are in the middle of the desert, this is not your lawn.
[14:16:47] <Runaway1956> It's his lawn since we painted the bitch green last night.
[14:17:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> in that case, it was preemptive.
[14:17:33] <Runaway1956> "If it moves, salute it, if it doesn't move, paint it!"
[14:17:37] <Runaway1956> So we painted it.
[14:18:06] <Gravis> meh... i need a haircut
[14:18:21] * TheMightyBuzzard gets out the hedge clippers
[14:18:22] <Runaway1956> We can paint you a haircut if you like . . .
[14:19:13] <Gravis> nah, i wouldn't want people to confuse me for one of you idiots. ;)
[14:19:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> this is why the military has civvie barbers
[14:22:24] <Runaway1956> Domestic life - "You're not wearing your good clothes, are you?"
[14:22:44] <Runaway1956> Crap, the boy doesn't own "good clothes" - he rolls in the mud in anything and everything he owns.
[14:22:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> met a guy fishing the other day who went to boot where i did. i'd completely forgotten about tank hill.
[14:23:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> which is odd being as it was the bane of my existence for two months
[14:23:51] <Runaway1956> Tank - put that into perspective please - is that like a firefighting tank, or a battle tank?
[14:23:59] <SirFinkus> propane salesman?
[14:24:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> battle tank.
[14:24:28] * Runaway1956 only ever met one single hostile battle tank - and ran like hell
[14:24:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> was a pita to have to run up. which is why they made us.
[14:27:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'weird. i can't remember the unit i was last posted at to save my life but i'll never forget two months of being in first squad, 4th platoon, bravo company, 2nd battalion, 13th infantry regiment
[14:28:10] <Runaway1956> You were an impressionable punk ass kid when you were in the 13th - as an adult you weren't so impressionable
[14:28:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> true nuff. or quite as punk-assed
[14:28:40] <Runaway1956> 13th - glad to see your branch of the service is a little less superstitious than mine
[14:30:03] <Runaway1956> Don't whistle at sea, don't spit on the quarterdeck, don't kill the albatross, don't get caught washing your peter to vigorously - on and on it goes
[14:31:45] <Runaway1956> #youtube sweet gypsy rose
[14:31:46] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[14:31:47] <TransBotula> ^ 03TONY ORLANDO and DAWN - My sweet gypsy rose - 1973 - YouTube
[14:31:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod. not much superstition as a leg. dunno bout the airborne. i'd prolly have come up with a few if i had to jump out of planes.
[14:32:29] <Runaway1956> Why does Tony Gaylando come up ahead of all other possibilities?
[14:33:50] * TheMightyBuzzard refrains from making a navy joke
[14:34:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> blerg. guess it's time i quit fucking around and got to house cleaning.
[14:34:48] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[14:34:50] <TransBotula> ^ 03Japan Maritime Self Defense Force "Dance" - YouTube
[14:39:19] <exec> 05*** SN funding is currently $1,414
[14:41:43] <Runaway1956> https://www.youtube.com
[14:41:45] <TransBotula> ^ 03Go navy Not Army Funny Recruit video - YouTube
[15:04:29] <Bytram|away> if there are any editors here, the story queue needs filling, I just subbed a story that could go out, but it's best I don't push it out myself; could someone please handle? I've got to hurry and get ready to head out the door to go to work.
[15:04:35] <Bytram|away> Much obliged!
[15:05:06] <Runaway1956> Be like me, Bytram. I just woke up, and said, "Fuck work!"
[15:05:34] <Runaway1956> of course, it's the weekend, and the employer doesn't pay overtime, LOL
[15:05:53] <Bytram|away> no OT for me, either. joys of working retail.
[15:06:06] <Bytram|away> wish I could chat, but I really gtg.
[15:06:11] <Runaway1956> Oh crap man - I didn't realize your job sucked more than mine
[15:06:11] <Bytram|away> afk
[15:16:45] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[15:16:47] * exec half-heartedly violates a coffee++ mug of aqu4 burritos with TheMightyBuzzard
[15:16:48] <cmn32480> coffee++
[15:16:48] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2521
[15:37:18] <cmn32480> WOO HOO!!!!! Den meeting hike is cancelled due to rain!
[15:37:22] * cmn32480 does the happy dance
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[16:09:18] <Gravis> cmn32480: if you don't like hiking then why do you do it?
[16:16:28] <Runaway1956> Gravis - sometimes, we do what we do, not because we like it, but because it's good for us, and/or because it is good for someone else
[16:16:48] <Runaway1956> Den meeting, implies that cmn32480 is working with cub scouts -
[16:16:57] <Gravis> i see
[16:17:01] <Runaway1956> ie, he is doing stuff that is good for other people
[16:17:35] <Gravis> yes, that is the cost of having children
[16:17:51] <Gravis> so stupid
[16:18:02] <Runaway1956> Hmmmmmm - not really - lots of people have children and never do anything for them
[16:18:27] <Runaway1956> then, there are others who do things for children, who don't have any of their own
[16:18:43] <Gravis> allow me to rephrase: it's the cost of raising children
[16:18:57] <Runaway1956> That is true -
[16:19:04] <cmn32480> Gravis; Runaway1956 - I do enjoy hiking... but the den meeting was replacement for the normal meeting tomorrow, and I have ashitton of stuff to do this weekend
[16:19:16] <cmn32480> and it is a world with Cub Scouts
[16:19:42] * Runaway1956 likes cub scouts - preferably roasted
[16:19:54] * Runaway1956 likes brownies better - prefereably baked
[16:20:03] <Gravis> cub scouts seems like retarded busywork to me
[16:20:10] <cmn32480> nah
[16:20:16] <cmn32480> it actaully is good for the kids
[16:20:39] <Gravis> cmn32480: exercise, yes, the busywork, i dunno about that
[16:20:40] <Runaway1956> The kids are fun - and it allows us to play kids games as adulst without looking overly stupid while doing so
[16:20:49] <cmn32480> they learn a lot and I think it helps them
[16:21:19] <Runaway1956> Scoutmasters also learn from the interaction. Scouting is all about growing, no matter your age.
[16:21:20] <Gravis> there are so much better things to learn
[16:21:28] <Runaway1956> Utter nonsense
[16:21:32] <cmn32480> possibly
[16:21:41] <Runaway1956> I'm not even a people person, but I like kids
[16:21:53] <cmn32480> I think Cub Scouts is good for them
[16:22:17] <cmn32480> and I will continue to have my kids be a part of it as long as they want to, and I will continue to be part of it with them
[16:22:20] <Gravis> Runaway1956: i don't care for them. they are just little psychopaths.
[16:22:23] * Runaway1956 knows Cub Scouts is good for kids
[16:22:50] <Runaway1956> Do you work with any older kids, cmn32480 ?
[16:23:25] <cmn32480> not yet
[16:23:32] * Runaway1956 was elected to the Order of the Eagle in 1980
[16:23:35] <cmn32480> once my kids that old I'm sure I will be involved
[16:23:45] <cmn32480> Order of the Arrow, you mean?
[16:23:48] * Runaway1956 watched his first Eagle Scout promoted as well
[16:23:55] <Runaway1956> Sorry, typo
[16:24:06] <Runaway1956> OA not OE, order of the arrow
[16:24:06] <cmn32480> I never got elected to OA
[16:24:16] <cmn32480> but I earned my Eagle in 1998
[16:24:35] <Runaway1956> I thought it was silly at the time - I had my plate full with other stuff
[16:24:38] <Runaway1956> but it was fun
[16:24:53] <Runaway1956> I don't think Cubs have OA elections, do they?
[16:25:02] <cmn32480> nah.. that is Boy Scouts only
[16:25:28] <Runaway1956> If your kids stay with it, Eagle is a big deal.
[16:25:45] <cmn32480> yes
[16:25:46] <cmn32480> it is
[16:26:01] <cmn32480> I'm prod of what I did to get mine
[16:26:10] <cmn32480> it is STILL important
[16:26:10] <Gravis> yes, an achievement that means you jumped through a lot of hoops
[16:26:20] <Runaway1956> Ah-HA - you're one of the little rug rats yourself!
[16:26:47] <Runaway1956> Yes, Gravis - and those hoops all had meaning - some more, some less, but all had meaning
[16:27:15] <Gravis> Runaway1956: no, they are just hoops, just like any other.
[16:27:17] <cmn32480> even at the cub ranks, there is something of a fraternity among the parents that are Eagle scouts
[16:27:24] <cmn32480> right Gravis
[16:27:31] <Gravis> so yes, clap for your trained dogs.
[16:27:43] <cmn32480> and they are hoops we willingly jumped through becaseu of the end result of the hoop jumping
[16:27:48] <Runaway1956> Mock what you cannot understand Gravis it is understandable
[16:28:25] <Runaway1956> The Neanderthal would laugh at us today, living in flimsy wooden houses
[16:29:19] <Gravis> Runaway1956: so do i. people in florida are always so shocked when they find out a hurricane took out their house.
[16:29:57] <Runaway1956> Funny thing about Florida and hurricanes - the bulk of the destroyed homes are built on sand, on the seashore
[16:30:21] <Runaway1956> Mostly owned by Neanderthals who are mesmerized by bling
[16:30:35] <Gravis> doesn't matter. if you are in a tropical zone, expect hurricanes
[16:33:40] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Engineers Plan the Most Expensive Object Ever Built on Earth - http://sylnt.us - dollars-and-cents
[16:35:53] <Gravis> cmn32480: tell me, what is this fantastic end result?
[16:38:35] <Runaway1956> end result of what? Scouting?
[16:38:53] <Gravis> <cmn32480> and they are hoops we willingly jumped through becaseu of the end result of the hoop jumping
[16:39:07] <Runaway1956> Capable, independent adults who are prepared to think for themselves
[16:39:20] <Gravis> lol
[16:39:31] <Runaway1956> Each Eagle scout is another soul saved from the progressives
[16:39:35] <Gravis> think for themselves by doing exactly what they are told. i see.
[16:40:01] <Runaway1956> your ignorance is showing, you might want to tend to that
[16:40:20] <Runaway1956> Scouting isn't the Marines, FFS
[16:40:51] <Runaway1956> A well run scout troop isn't run by the scout master, but by the boys
[16:41:09] <Runaway1956> Me, the scout master, is only along in case things begin to go wrong
[16:41:58] <Gravis> so it's about conforming to the group. i see.
[16:42:12] <Runaway1956> You have no eyes, but you claim to see?
[16:43:00] <Runaway1956> You need some good old fashioned Old Testament prophesying, and a few Old Testament judges
[16:43:48] <Runaway1956> Hellfire and brimstone even
[16:44:57] <Gravis> that's right, i need to fall in line and think like you. that's what you want, right? what do you call that, thinking for yourself?
[16:45:33] <Runaway1956> yes, Gravis, thinking like me is "thinking for yourself"
[16:45:39] <Runaway1956> again, your ignorance is showing
[16:46:14] <Gravis> clearly you didn't get the joke because i'm calling you a fascist
[16:47:13] * Runaway1956 has noticed that Gravis has an artificial sense of humor, probably implanted by a very tired part time brain surgeon
[16:47:47] <Gravis> i would expect as much from a fascist.
[16:48:07] <Gravis> i'm not like you, so there must be something wrong with me
[16:48:20] <Gravis> classic fascism
[16:48:41] <Runaway1956> nano /etc/sensors3.conf
[16:49:50] <cmn32480> Gravis, Scouting is meant to instill in the Scouts an appreciation of the outdoors, an understanding of how to be a leader, and a certain subset of skills that help to prepare the boy for life.
[16:50:12] <cmn32480> it is a good program, certain political views not withstanding
[16:52:20] <Gravis> cmn32480: sure, that's what it's meant to do... but that is not what it does.
[16:52:34] <Runaway1956> more nonsense, Gravis
[16:52:42] <Runaway1956> tell us what it actually does
[16:52:57] <cmn32480> this ought to be good
[16:53:03] * cmn32480 gets popcorn
[16:54:04] <Gravis> it's hoops. it teaches conformity.
[16:55:20] <Runaway1956> You find conformity in street gangs, and police gangs, not so much in Scouting
[16:55:34] <Gravis> mhmm
[16:55:58] <Gravis> because scouts are special!
[16:58:04] <cmn32480> Gravis - I take it you nor anyone you know was eer a part of scouting?
[16:58:39] <Runaway1956> and he's bitter
[17:06:29] <Runaway1956> Fekkin' systemd - it screws up all the tutorials written prior to systemd
[17:06:47] <Runaway1956> The learning curve has been made steeper by it
[17:12:48] <Gravis> cmn32480: actually, no. one of my good friends is an Eagle scout.
[17:13:58] <Gravis> cmn32480: he's conformed well. he's a paper pusher for haliburton now.
[17:15:03] <Gravis> you know... the company that is destroying the environment
[17:15:29] <Gravis> halliburton*
[17:16:56] <Gravis> he popped out three or four kids too
[17:18:53] <Gravis> cmn32480: 100% true btw.
[17:38:17] <Subsentient> Smoked cat nipple jerky.
[17:38:23] <Subsentient> Goat smegma on morning toast
[17:38:26] <Subsentient> mmm
[18:29:58] <Runaway1956> ~g'mornin smegma breath
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