#Soylent | Logs for 2016-04-25
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[00:00:43] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Does Your Email Provider Know What a "Joe Job" is? - http://sylnt.us - spammers-should-be-{insert-punishment-here}
[00:39:33] <crutchy> http://www.stuff.co.nz
[00:39:34] <CountBotula> ^ 03Australian TV channel incenses viewers by cutting off The Last Post | Stuff.co.nz
[00:39:43] <crutchy> wow haha
[00:39:50] <crutchy> that is fucking disgusting
[00:40:05] <crutchy> channel 7 is shit anyway, but this is extreme shitness
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[00:57:26] <chromas> ~define the last post
[00:57:28] <exec> the last post: unable to find definition
[00:58:18] <Runaway1956> Last post is known as taps in the US
[00:58:23] <chromas> is that the national anthem?
[00:58:26] <chromas> ah
[00:58:35] <Runaway1956> Taps, last tribute to fallen comrades
[00:58:57] <Runaway1956> Their version is different from ours, but hauntingly familiar
[00:59:07] <chromas> it just has an accent
[00:59:10] <Runaway1956> https://www.youtube.com
[00:59:11] <CountBotula> ^ 03Anzac Day - Ode and Last Post - We will remember them - YouTube
[01:00:01] * chromas blames the computers
[01:00:01] <Runaway1956> https://www.youtube.com
[01:00:02] <CountBotula> ^ 03ANZAC Day Gallipoli Dawn Service - YouTube
[01:00:21] <Runaway1956> Well, things do sound different when they are upside down
[01:19:44] <Bytram|away> http://rss.computerworld.com
[01:19:45] <CountBotula> ^ 03Facebook bug hunter finds a back door left by hackers on corporate server | Computerworld ( http://www.computerworld.com )
[02:02:16] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Scientists Develop Nanowires That Could Allow Lithium-Ion Batteries to Last for a "Lifetime" - http://sylnt.us - that's-some-serious-improvement
[02:05:04] Bytram|away is now known as Bytram
[02:21:33] <Bytram> !uid
[02:21:33] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6216, owned by FrankL
[02:32:04] <crutchy> ~rps s
[02:32:05] <exec> rank for crutchy: 1 - http://ix.io
[02:34:11] <Bytram> ~rps ppppp
[02:34:12] <exec> rank for martyb: 11 - http://ix.io
[02:34:24] <Bytram> ~rps srrs
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[02:34:31] <Bytram> oops.
[02:35:02] <Bytram> ~rps ppppp
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[02:35:25] <exec> rank for martyb: 14 - http://ix.io
[02:35:35] <Bytram> ~rps ppppp
[02:35:36] <exec> rank for martyb: 15 - http://ix.io
[02:35:55] <Bytram> ~rps sssssssssssssss
[02:35:56] <exec> rank for martyb: 9 - http://ix.io
[02:36:00] <Bytram> =)
[02:36:50] <Bytram> ~rps s
[02:36:51] <exec> rank for martyb: 10 - http://ix.io
[02:37:11] <Bytram> ~rps rrrrrr
[02:37:13] <exec> rank for martyb: 8 - http://ix.io
[02:40:23] <crutchy> its funny how one player can shift the rankings so much
[02:40:41] <Bytram> afk; brb
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[03:21:33] <Teledildonics> Yo.
[03:22:29] <Teledildonics> I have come from another planet to let you know that Beyonce has a gaping vagina.
[03:27:34] <SirFinkus> tells us something we don't know
[03:28:06] <Teledildonics> She sits on dildos the size of telephone poles.
[03:28:18] <SirFinkus> tells us something we don't know
[03:28:37] <SirFinkus> all though I hear she's up to 55 gallon barrels now
[03:28:46] <Teledildonics> heheheheheh
[03:28:55] <SirFinkus> the telephone poles don't fill her up anymore
[03:29:14] <crutchy> nuclear submarines are next
[03:30:10] <SirFinkus> naw, those tunnel boring machines
[03:31:36] <Teledildonics> THe biggest she'll get is probably one of those 5-gallon arrowhead water bottles.
[03:33:05] <Teledildonics> https://bossip.files.wordpress.com
[03:33:09] <Teledildonics> That is how you know.
[03:33:56] <SirFinkus> it looks like she could crush them though
[03:34:47] <Teledildonics> Yup. On an unrelated note, political correctness and multiculturalism are collapsing.
[03:35:06] <Teledildonics> THE TRUTH....is not often politically correct, bahahahaha
[03:36:17] <Teledildonics> I feel bad for Sweden. A great country ruined by its own generosity.
[03:36:55] <SirFinkus> idgaf about sweden, don't know anybody from there or anything about it really
[03:37:09] <SirFinkus> I know a few finns though, they're pretty badass
[03:37:48] <Teledildonics> It's a lesson to be learned, people will preach "tolerance and multiculturalism" until they actually have to deal with fucking savages in their front yard.
[03:38:21] <SirFinkus> talvisota motherfuckers
[03:39:16] <SirFinkus> https://en.wikipedia.org that fucking kdr
[03:39:16] <CountBotula> ^ 03Wiki: Winter War
[03:41:05] <Teledildonics> We need a war in which citizens are legally allowed to beat and round up non-citizens and other migrant scum.
[03:42:18] <crutchy> wasn't that germany in ww2?
[03:42:38] <chromas> Were the Jews raping little boys?
[03:42:41] * SirFinkus knows quite a few non-citizens, and they seem pretty cool
[03:43:27] <Teledildonics> If they're here legitimately with valid visas, sure. But if they're not, then expel them.
[03:43:48] <SirFinkus> all "legal" afaik
[03:44:15] <Teledildonics> If a citizen was released from work to accommodate them, even if they do have a visa, then they should be beaten and repatriated.
[03:44:36] <SirFinkus> I don't make it a habit of asking their immigration status though
[03:45:04] <crutchy> SirFinkus, you should. its your murcan patriotic responsibility to
[03:45:22] <crutchy> and if they don't show you papers, you burn them at the stake
[03:45:25] <SirFinkus> "fuck off, we're full" or something like that?
[03:45:51] <Teledildonics> If they're White or otherwise smart, there is no need to ask immigration status. But if they're some dumb beaner dreamer allowed to break the law to increase the Democrats' political power, then they should be beaten and deported at once.
[03:46:25] <Teledildonics> crutchy, you take a family of abbos into your own home and tell me that self-righteous bullshit again.
[03:46:35] <Teledildonics> Oh, wait...what, you won't?
[03:47:00] <SirFinkus> I think if you're smart enough to move from your native country and learn english to the level where I can have a conversation, you're probably smarter than the average bear
[03:47:06] <crutchy> meh. i dunno if any abbos would wanna live in my dump
[03:47:20] <SirFinkus> like most of the immigrants I've met
[03:47:38] <crutchy> but in any case your argument falls short cos i wouldn't extend that courtesy to any white guy either
[03:47:50] <SirFinkus> not even me? I'll let you top
[03:47:54] <crutchy> lol
[03:48:33] <Teledildonics> If you had to choose, you'd choose those like you rather than some feral petrol-huffing abbos.
[03:48:58] <crutchy> wtf is 'those like me' supposed to mean anyway?
[03:49:03] <SirFinkus> noice
[03:49:16] <Teledildonics> crutchy, do you huff petrol and pass out in the middle of roads?
[03:49:18] <crutchy> i have filippinos in my family that i would accept more than a bunch of white bogans
[03:49:48] <crutchy> there's probably more white abusing our welfare system than abbos
[03:50:03] <Teledildonics> White guilt - the post
[03:50:43] <Teledildonics> I used to be a pro-Israel liberal Democrat until I met a few jews and moved to the 'hood.
[03:50:47] <crutchy> white supremacy - the denial
[03:50:49] <crutchy> :p
[03:51:57] <Teledildonics> It's not about race, it's about having some misguided acceptance of people who were raised in a third-world lifestyle.
[03:52:09] <crutchy> probably
[03:52:17] <crutchy> but that's fairly natural
[03:52:23] <SirFinkus> my cousin was raise in a third-world lifestyle until he was around 13
[03:52:27] <SirFinkus> *raised
[03:52:34] <SirFinkus> now a productive member of society
[03:52:35] <Teledildonics> Everybody in Europe thinks Gypsies are idiots. Gypsies think everybody else are idiots for repeatedly falling for their scams.
[03:52:55] <SirFinkus> got some issues, but he dealt with some shit too, so that's fair
[03:54:02] <crutchy> most people stick to their own cultural group
[03:54:10] <crutchy> that's nothing new
[03:54:50] <crutchy> its more about familiarity and personal comfort than any kind of *ism
[03:55:18] <Teledildonics> that's an easy way to put it when people are beating up your kids and pissing on the side of your hourse.
[03:55:22] <Teledildonics> house^
[03:56:03] <crutchy> there's crime and antisocial behavior in every cultural group
[03:56:12] <crutchy> its not unique to low income
[03:56:26] <crutchy> if that's what you're implying
[03:56:55] <crutchy> look at banksters
[03:57:04] <crutchy> they're the worse sort of people
[03:57:17] <Teledildonics> Yeah, that's true.
[03:57:40] <Teledildonics> And there's a reason why they want all those economic migrants to fuck you over.
[03:58:48] <Teledildonics> There's a reason why people like Zuckerburg and Soros want more third-world migrants within your borders.
[04:01:09] <Teledildonics> If it were a situation where we made them stay in labor camps and work to have their needs met (because working 8 hours a day to have a roof over one's head and not get shot is preferential to the situation they chose to leave) to support the rightful citizens and then made them citizens after 10 years of trouble-free service, sure.
[04:02:09] <Teledildonics> But to give lawbreakers MUH BENEFITS up front just so a certain political party in the US can get more votes, no.
[04:03:40] <Teledildonics> Well, we'll see how it plays out in Europe.
[04:03:48] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Pluto's "Halo" Craters - http://sylnt.us - nothing-to-do-with-master-chief
[04:04:36] <crutchy> i think europe is a failure
[04:05:01] * chromas converts to Islam, molests women, has feminists come sing to me in awe of my unique culture
[04:05:18] * crutchy wants 7000 virgins or whatever it is
[04:05:35] <crutchy> with nice big anime titties
[04:06:00] <chromas> Aren't they supposed to be fat though?
[04:07:07] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[04:07:08] <CountBotula> ^ 03Josip On Deck - Anime Pussy ft. Killa Karisma (Music Video) - YouTube
[04:07:11] <crutchy> only *after* i had my way with em
[04:08:00] <Teledildonics> Europe is a failure only because they succumbed to political correctness.
[04:08:53] <Teledildonics> SUcks, kinda liked those people, but let their failure serve as an example to the rest of us.
[04:12:03] <crutchy> they're an economic disaster aas well
[04:12:11] <crutchy> hitler would be proud
[04:12:32] <crutchy> of how the european commision works
[04:13:15] <chromas> Hitler predicted all this. It was political correctness he sought to stop
[04:13:41] <crutchy> germany has basically conquered europe through 'diplomacy'
[04:27:56] <Teledildonics> Hahaha, yeah. Well, we'll see how well it works out for them.
[04:28:23] <Teledildonics> Too bad, really, because Europe was awesome.
[04:28:50] <Teledildonics> it gave us most of our upper-level math, ballistics, and HAUTE CUISINE.
[04:29:45] <Teledildonics> IF it weren't for cheese-eating surrender-monkeys Americans would still be fine-dining on ham steak with pineapple ring.
[04:30:11] <Teledildonics> And that literature.
[04:30:17] <Teledildonics> Goddamn it makes me sad.
[04:32:09] <Teledildonics> it's enough to drive a man to shitpost on Soylent News
[04:32:51] <SirFinkus> you imply that it takes a strong influence to get a man to shitpost on soylent news
[04:33:25] <SirFinkus> beyond "aww fuck it, this argument will be entertaining for a few minutes/hours"
[04:39:11] <Teledildonics> Cuz I'm being a faceticious fuck.
[04:39:36] <Teledildonics> Some folk don't need excuses for being assholes.
[04:40:24] <SirFinkus> being an asshole is a human right, you don't need an excuse
[04:40:25] <Subsentient> Teledildonics: Greetings in the name of the maggot infested ballsack of the undead god Lord Gerbilius!
[04:40:38] * SirFinkus rolls eyes
[04:40:47] <SirFinkus> exhibit a
[04:40:54] <Teledildonics> It kinda is doe
[04:40:57] <crutchy> dammit man wth is in the colorado river water
[04:41:35] <Teledildonics> crutchy, bring your boat out and we'll launch it to sandbar and laugh at all the other assholes.
[04:42:04] <crutchy> and don't forget we'll piss in the water
[04:42:20] <Teledildonics> Oh yes, the water will be full of piss.
[04:42:25] <SirFinkus> all water has been pissed in at one point or another
[04:42:59] <Teledildonics> Fink, the sandbar is a part of the river everybody parks at, and pisses in.
[04:43:00] <crutchy> here have engineering porn with earth's vagina http://cdn.history.com
[04:43:28] <Teledildonics> crutchy, what dam is that?
[04:43:35] <SirFinkus> ...
[04:43:36] <crutchy> damn that's a fuckin sexy crack
[04:43:45] <crutchy> hoover
[04:44:25] <SirFinkus> you didn't post the "america, fuck yeah" version http://www.usbr.gov
[04:44:38] * crutchy is ashamed
[04:44:50] <Teledildonics> that looks pretty narrow.
[04:44:51] * crutchy hands in his white privelige card
[04:45:00] <Teledildonics> we have a couple here in san diego.
[04:45:14] <SirFinkus> https://upload.wikimedia.org
[04:45:16] <SirFinkus> best dam
[04:45:38] <Teledildonics> http://ponce.sdsu.edu
[04:45:52] <Teledildonics> We got two of those at san vicente and el capitan
[04:47:30] <Teledildonics> high five, fink
[04:47:56] <crutchy> apparently there's a big arse hydro scheme in the snowy mountains north of here, but its mostly underground
[04:48:00] <crutchy> big arse pipes
[04:48:29] <crutchy> https://en.wikipedia.org
[04:48:29] <CountBotula> ^ 03Wiki: Snowy Mountains Scheme
[04:48:43] <Teledildonics> used to love driving up to wenatchee around the columbia
[04:49:09] <SirFinkus> I think grand coulee was the biggest until 3 gorges too
[04:49:11] <SirFinkus> by some metric
[04:49:19] <SirFinkus> I think it was concrete or something
[04:50:04] <crutchy> chinese and ruskies have some pretty big dams as well
[04:52:05] <SirFinkus> oh, it was the largest concrete structure ever built, until 3 gorges
[04:52:40] <SirFinkus> 3x as much as hoover dam, for context
[04:54:13] <Teledildonics> Washington is awesome.
[04:54:47] <Teledildonics> Always loved it.
[04:55:55] <SirFinkus> I'm pretty happy here, idk where else I'd rather live
[04:56:08] <SirFinkus> maybe new hampshire, they have a badass state motto
[04:56:26] <SirFinkus> or alaska, if living there wasn't such a huge pita
[04:56:41] <Teledildonics> Yeah, Northern California has a lot of that mentality and stunning good looks.
[04:57:24] <Teledildonics> Northern Arizona, for that matter
[04:57:34] <SirFinkus> that part of california reminds me a lot of wenachee
[04:57:55] <SirFinkus> scenery wise
[04:58:36] <Teledildonics> Forests, actual seasons.
[04:58:42] <crutchy> i like roadrunner scenery
[04:58:52] <crutchy> arizona i guess
[04:59:13] <Teledildonics> yeah, deep southern California and Southern Arizona
[04:59:46] <crutchy> if i was ever gunna get groped by the tsa it would be to visit there
[04:59:51] <SirFinkus> montana is nice too, but too rural for me
[05:00:09] <SirFinkus> it's got the mountain shit, and then the plains too for a good contrast
[05:00:35] <Teledildonics> never beeen there, but met a montanan. He told me that Jeb Bush operated a drug-trafficking ship.
[05:00:55] <SirFinkus> Glacier National Park is badass
[05:01:12] <Teledildonics> Brought me shark meat too, pretty nice of him.
[05:01:28] <SirFinkus> I think Yosemite might be better, but it's a toss up
[05:01:45] <crutchy> lots of sharks in montana eh :p
[05:02:06] <SirFinkus> "shark meat"
[05:02:39] <Teledildonics> He was a montanan working in San Diego
[05:02:41] <SirFinkus> are those like Rocky Mountain Oysters?
[05:03:09] <Teledildonics> It's like swordfish you have to cook for extra-long time
[05:03:16] <SirFinkus> I think that's the kind of thing Subsentient usually eats, then vomits up shortly afterwords
[05:03:40] <Subsentient> SirFinkus: No, more like boiling peanut butter, by the gallon.
[05:03:59] <SirFinkus> thought that was for the dog
[05:04:25] <Teledildonics> you goddamn bastards should try animal meat
[05:04:33] <Teledildonics> pretty good. Even shark.
[05:04:55] * SirFinkus is eating shepard's pie right now
[05:05:10] <Teledildonics> Fink, that's not exactly exotic.
[05:05:21] <SirFinkus> you said "animal meat"
[05:05:55] <Teledildonics> But it is deliciouis
[05:07:34] <SirFinkus> bison is probably the most exotic meat I've tried (wittingly)
[05:08:15] <Teledildonics> I must go. Before Vaginal Jesus is posted.
[05:08:42] <Teledildonics> May peace be upon you. But, failing that, fuck the scum.
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[07:36:31] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Mexico Stalled Independent Probe Into Disappearances of 43 Students - http://sylnt.us - stonewalling
[07:40:33] <crutchy> from the they're-probably-building-a-wall dept.
[09:07:41] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - UK Gov: Aiding Tata's UK Assets Sale will Meet EU Rules - http://sylnt.us - it's-only-a-bailout-if-we-say-it-is
[10:20:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:20:03] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2498
[10:22:20] <crutchy> coffee++
[10:22:20] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2499
[10:24:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin, o meister of crutches
[10:24:48] <JamesNZ> \o crutchy, TheMightyBuzzard
[10:25:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> evenin, token kiwi
[10:27:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> i is dumb. let my prescription run too close to empty n now i gotta wait till the mail runs before i get my morning drugs.
[10:27:14] <crutchy> he's just an aussie disguised in sheep's clothing
[10:27:18] * crutchy ducks for cover
[10:27:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> hey now. leave the sheep botherer be, convict.
[10:28:35] * crutchy steals TheMightyBuzzard's fooshing rod
[10:28:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> ack! good thing i got several of em i guess.
[10:30:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> i ain't gonna be worth a shit till like 2pm when the mail rolls around today.
[10:38:51] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Secret World of Tom Clancy - http://sylnt.us - I-spy-with-my-little-eye...
[10:41:41] * Runaway1956 has some random plug lying on his desk - doesn't know if it's from work, from the vehicle, or some piece of shit one of the kids dragged in
[10:45:01] <Runaway1956> I guess it could be a regulator from one of the power lines on my ship killing laser
[10:48:36] <Runaway1956> GOT IT! It came off the middle son's "Duane's rodless fooshing foosher". No need to bait a hook, or tie a fly - aim the damned thing at the river, and the fish come swimming up, waiting for you to pick them up!
[10:49:10] <Runaway1956> Government is paying him to keep it out of the hands of commercial fisherman.
[10:50:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> and me apparently
[10:50:54] * Runaway1956 refuses to get started on a novel length story about Tom Clancy
[10:51:37] * TheMightyBuzzard refuses to attempt coding without chemical assistance
[10:52:04] <Runaway1956> Let us commiserate about the damned mail:
[10:52:17] <Runaway1956> I expect a package today, one which I want to play with veyr badly.
[10:52:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> think i'll get this one bigass cup of coffee in me then go throw out some catfish lines
[10:52:47] <Runaway1956> I tried to go online, ask the Post Office to HOLD the package at the post office, so that I can come and pick it up around 8:00
[10:53:07] <Runaway1956> But, no, the site tells me, "This service is not available at your address"
[10:53:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, that woulda been handy for me as well.
[10:53:34] <Runaway1956> So, I'll almost certainly have to wait until after 2:00 for the mail lady to drag her ass out to my remote location
[10:54:03] <Runaway1956> And, around 2:00 is generally when I want to fall into bed, so that I'm fit for work.
[10:54:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> ##seen chromas
[10:54:04] <testbot> [2016-04-25 04:15:32] #Soylent <chromas> Hitler predicted all this. It was political correctness he sought to stop
[10:56:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> mkay, seen isn't gonna get fixed today so you can't search by channel but regular old ##seen and ##seen *part.of.hostmask should work
[10:57:32] <Runaway1956> gardening season has arrived - http://www.easydigging.com
[10:57:33] <CountBotula> ^ 03Hoss Wheel Hoe | Wheel Cultivator | Discounted packages ( http://www.easydigging.com )
[10:58:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> wheel hoe, isn't that a hooker that works truck stops?
[10:58:19] <Runaway1956> That is but one sub-classification
[10:58:45] <Runaway1956> easy work and easy money are the super classifications
[10:59:04] <crutchy> ~rps s
[10:59:05] <exec> rank for crutchy: 1 - http://ix.io
[10:59:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~rps pppppppppp
[10:59:21] <exec> sequence trimmed
[10:59:22] <exec> rank for themightybuzzard: 6 - http://ix.io
[10:59:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> woot, people actually getting smarter
[11:02:35] <cmn32480> coffee++
[11:02:35] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2500
[11:04:35] <cmn32480> ~rps sssssssss
[11:04:36] <exec> rank for cmn32480: 17 - http://ix.io
[11:05:10] <crutchy> TheMightyBuzzard, oh shit dude i think they're on to you
[11:05:41] <cmn32480> I want nothing to do with being on TheMightyBuzzard
[11:05:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, that's a good thing. shows at least someone got half a brain.
[11:05:58] <cmn32480> !woop
[11:05:58] <Bender> woop woop woop (\/) (;,,;) (\/)
[11:06:13] <cmn32480> I got half a brain!
[11:06:29] * cmn32480 does the happy dance and goe sin search of the ohter half
[11:21:49] <Runaway1956> Goe sin no more, child.
[11:23:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> Runaway1956: s/no/some/
[11:23:07] <exec> <TheMightyBuzzard> <Runaway1956> Goe sin some more, child.
[11:25:24] <Runaway1956> So, you are the evil voice in cmn32480 's ear?
[11:27:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> i am the terror that flaps in the night
[11:28:05] <Runaway1956> You is like a cat in the dark, and then you are the darkness
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[11:34:45] <cmn32480> ~gday Runaway1956
[11:34:47] * exec literally vomits a bowl of yeast infected pussy on Runaway1956
[11:34:50] <cmn32480> I dind't find the other half
[11:34:56] <cmn32480> ~rps sssssssssssss
[11:34:57] <exec> sequence trimmed
[11:34:57] <exec> rank for cmn32480: 17 - http://ix.io
[11:39:50] * cmn32480 goes to clean up exec's filthy mouth
[11:40:38] <crutchy> good luck mate. hope your personal protective equipment is up to the task
[11:40:59] <cmn32480> aye... got me a firehose and a hazmat suit
[11:41:28] <Runaway1956> take that fooshing pole you stole earlier - never know what you might find
[11:41:45] * cmn32480 trades the fooshing pole for a cattle prod
[11:42:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> dude, my fishing poles are worth at least 5 cattle prods. you got ripped off.
[11:42:14] <Runaway1956> Some of those creatures probably orgasm with electricity
[11:43:03] <cmn32480> somethign hinky is happening here.. I can't get taskmgr to open.
[11:43:05] <cmn32480> back in a bit
[11:43:55] <Runaway1956> You can go your own way - Fleetwood
[11:44:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> #youtube go your own way
[11:44:55] <MrPlow> ),
[11:44:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> oooh, nifty
[11:45:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm thinkin that could possibly be a bug
[11:45:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> ##youtube go your own way
[11:45:20] <testbot> https://www.youtube.com
[11:45:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> one that's fixed on testbot though apparently
[11:59:04] <cmn32480> hymmmm
[11:59:05] <cmn32480> whatwever
[11:59:09] <cmn32480> seems fine now
[12:07:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> ##quit
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[12:40:25] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - OpenStack To Host Massive Open Source Summit - http://sylnt.us
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[12:51:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> right, i'm off to annoy the fishes.
[12:53:21] * cmn32480 hands TheMightyBuzzard back his cattle prod
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[13:38:07] <nick> Gravis i assume you didn't see my reply to your comment on the UK-Tata story so you can have it here too...
[13:38:13] <nick> "I'm pretty sure a few people in 'tech culture' have heard of Tata, especially when their jobs were outsourced to Tata Consultancy Services."
[13:39:42] <AndyTheAbsurd> TCS! ╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
[13:40:00] <nick> AndyTheAbsurd++
[13:40:00] <Bender> karma - andytheabsurd: 16
[13:49:03] <exec> 05*** SN funding is currently $984
[13:57:18] <nick> http://www.abc.net.au
[13:57:19] <CountBotula> ^ 03Norwegian F-16 mistakenly shoots up control tower with officers inside, military says - ABC News (Australian Broadcasting Corporation)
[13:59:48] <AndyTheAbsurd> uh huh, "mistakenly", sure.
[14:00:09] <AndyTheAbsurd> Sounds like someone had it out for his superior officers to me.
[14:01:39] <nick> "A Tennessee police chief has offered an apology after his officers handcuffed and arrested 10 elementary school students."
[14:02:23] <nick> "Durr said the arrests were connected to a bullying and assault incident. The newspaper reports there are no plans to dismiss the charges."
[14:11:34] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Record for Fullerene-Free Polymer Solar Cells - http://sylnt.us - free-at-last
[14:22:23] <Bytram> bah! Looks like the NISTIT rss feed has started spamming the #rss-bot channel again. :(
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[14:24:37] <Runaway1956> Well, I screwed that up - I've never yet compiled my own kernel, and had it work.
[14:45:00] <nick> rtfm!
[14:53:21] * Runaway1956 feels retarded when he RTFM and fails to comprehend
[14:53:40] <Runaway1956> I mean - hey - I've known STUPID people who could compile a freaking kernel
[14:53:52] <Runaway1956> Not many, but a couple anyway . . . .
[14:54:26] * Runaway1956 turns in geek card at the door
[14:55:29] * cmn32480 hadns it back in little tiny pieces
[14:56:54] * Runaway1956 checks out "easy suicide" at library
[14:57:21] <Runaway1956> What is life without geek credentials?
[14:58:03] <Runaway1956> emerge --update --newuse --deep @world
[14:58:24] <Runaway1956> Maybe that was what I've been looking for - use flags . . . .
[14:58:41] <Runaway1956> can't change little bits and pieces of the system, without telling the system about it . . .
[14:59:00] <Bytram> I once saw this for a car's license plate: "JWRTFM"
[14:59:28] <Runaway1956> it's a lie - Jesus wouldn't have to RTFM
[14:59:52] <AndyTheAbsurd> Jesus would have divine understanding of the system and not need to RTFM
[14:59:53] <Bytram> nod nod; shoulda been: JWWRTFM!
[15:00:07] <Bytram> oops
[15:00:07] <Bytram> nod nod; shoulda been: JWWTFM!
[15:00:38] <Runaway1956> that's more like it - and if there was something he didn't like about TFM, he would just rewrite it
[15:02:17] <Runaway1956> Oh - I got my GTX 790 TI this morning - went to post office to pick it up
[15:02:31] <Runaway1956> now, if the wife will get off of that computer, I'll install it
[15:02:49] * Runaway1956 wishes that card would fit into the server
[15:04:19] <Bytram> Runaway1956: this one? http://www.tomshardware.com
[15:04:20] <CountBotula> ^ 03GTX 790 ti - Gtx - Graphics Cards
[15:06:31] <Runaway1956> Ooooops - sorry, my 790 is a 780 TI - wait one - http://www.evga.com
[15:06:32] <CountBotula> ^ 03EVGA - Product Specs - EVGA GeForce GTX 780 Ti Superclocked w/ EVGA ACX Cooler
[15:06:43] <Bytram> nice!
[15:07:18] <Runaway1956> Except - it has the Kraken G10 and the Corsair H55 already attached
[15:07:31] <Runaway1956> All I need to do, is install
[15:32:12] <Bytram> ~weather boston
[15:32:14] <exec> 10Boston, MA, USA - currently 50°F, cloudy, wind SE at 6 mph, humidity 63% - Monday cloudy (44°F:62°F), Tuesday rain (37°F:45°F), Wednesday sunny (39°F:58°F), Thursday mostly sunny (41°F:56°F)
[15:32:18] <Bytram> ~weather portland, me
[15:32:20] <exec> 10Portland, ME, USA - currently 57°F, mostly sunny, wind W at 15 mph, humidity 21% - Monday mostly sunny (35°F:58°F), Tuesday rain and snow (32°F:40°F), Wednesday sunny (32°F:53°F), Thursday mostly sunny (34°F:53°F)
[15:32:25] <Bytram> ~weather presque isle
[15:32:27] <exec> 10Presque Isle, ME, USA - currently 35°F, cloudy, wind NW at 13 mph, humidity 40% - Monday cloudy (20°F:42°F), Tuesday partly cloudy (22°F:46°F), Wednesday mostly cloudy (22°F:42°F), Thursday cloudy (24°F:43°F)
[15:32:40] <Bytram> snow? Blegh!
[15:43:48] <everdred> coffee++
[15:43:48] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2501
[15:56:17] <Bytram> http://phys.org
[15:56:18] <CountBotula> ^ 03Soy shows promise as natural anti-microbial agent
[15:58:18] <Bytram> time for work; catch ya all t'morrow!
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[15:58:28] <cmn32480> ~gday bytram
[15:58:30] * exec faithfully hangs a trigger warning sign about a coffee++ mug of unicorns on bytram
[15:58:40] <Bytram|away> noice!
[15:58:50] <cmn32480> I cleaned up exec's attitude this morning
[15:59:20] <cmn32480> took a hazmat suit and a firehose of bleach...
[15:59:21] <Bytram|away> cmn32480: thanks for ALL your hard work keeping up withposting stories... /me is a bit under the weather, but doing what I can to keep the queue going. have tomorrow off, hope to catch up on a bit of rest.
[15:59:26] <Bytram|away> LOL!!!!!!
[15:59:30] <Bytram|away> mustsa needed it!
[15:59:39] <cmn32480> get going
[15:59:43] <cmn32480> have a good day at work!
[15:59:50] <Bytram|away> thanks
[15:59:51] <cmn32480> if that is even possible
[16:00:21] <Bytram|away> don't have time to write it up, but have a story idea: what are your favorite / most memorable .sig lines that you have seen?
[16:00:36] <cmn32480> interesting
[16:00:40] <cmn32480> GO!
[16:01:33] <Bytram|away> usenet, blogs, emails, etc. there's lots out there... let's have some fun!
[16:01:36] <Bytram|away> yes, dad. =)
[16:03:10] <Bytram|away> also: favorite "witticist" ala Ashleigh Brillant(sp?), Ogden Nash, Dorothy Parker, Tellulah Bankhead (sp?)
[16:03:14] <Bytram|away> ok, gtg
[16:03:17] <Bytram|away> afk
[16:03:35] <cmn32480> ^^^ is a guy who is doing his best to be late for work
[16:13:07] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Quantum Computing Closer as RMIT Drives Towards First Quantum Data Bus - http://sylnt.us - getting-on-the-bus
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[16:41:02] <Runaway1956> cmn32480 - 229865 PPD for that video card - believe it?
[16:41:20] <cmn32480> depends on the card
[16:41:24] <Runaway1956> What does your 970 claim?
[16:41:46] <cmn32480> my GTX970 runs between 280 and 310, depending on the day
[16:41:57] <Runaway1956> This is a 780 TI -
[16:42:13] <Runaway1956> 280 and 310 what? That's not PPD
[16:42:14] <cmn32480> daymn
[16:42:29] <cmn32480> sorry 280k and 310k PPD
[16:42:43] <Runaway1956> Ahhhhhh - that sounds better
[16:43:04] <cmn32480> which makes it almost not worth running on the CPU for the 40k that I get there
[16:43:10] <Runaway1956> Of course, my card is just now starting it's first WU - it may increase or decrease
[16:43:30] <cmn32480> it'll fl;uctuate depending on the WU it gets
[16:43:41] <Runaway1956> I've often noticed a WU start at very low numbers, then increase as it neared the end of the WU
[16:43:52] <cmn32480> I have seen the same thing
[16:44:03] <cmn32480> but I know the ballpark where I should be playing
[16:44:19] <Runaway1956> Wait - you get 40k on your CPU? It's an i7 right? Yeah, I can believe that . . .
[16:44:51] <Runaway1956> Well, one thing seems pretty sure - we're both going to smoke all those non-performers who racked up big numbers, then quit
[16:45:15] <cmn32480> my laptop I7 gets about 8-9k ppd on med or full
[16:45:37] <Runaway1956> Yeah, that is about equal to any of my three hex cores
[16:45:43] <cmn32480> the AMD at the house gets...
[16:45:50] * cmn32480 logs into the pc at home to check
[16:46:32] <cmn32480> about 10.5k
[16:46:54] <cmn32480> the GPU is currently at 299144
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[16:47:30] <cmn32480> ~gday mechanicjay
[16:47:32] * exec abnormally gives birth to a mountain of Hillary Clinton's clit for mechanicjay
[16:48:01] <Runaway1956> I'm going to be a little disappointed if the TI doesn't come real close to matching your 970 - mine is actually supposed to do more Gflops
[16:48:06] * cmn32480 notes taht this is all on medium
[16:48:20] <Runaway1956> I'll just have to wait and see how it shakes out
[16:48:32] <cmn32480> give it a few days or a week
[16:48:39] <cmn32480> let thigns settle
[16:48:51] <Runaway1956> Now, the only "bad" thing about this video card is - there's no room available to put the side back on her computer
[16:49:08] <cmn32480> DOH
[16:49:13] <Runaway1956> I need to move that big fan down two inches to get it to clear
[16:49:21] * cmn32480 hands Runaway1956 a ruler
[16:49:27] <Runaway1956> Ten more minutes, when I get back to it
[16:49:38] * cmn32480 mumbles something about measure twice cut once
[16:50:06] <Runaway1956> Well - I didn't have exact measurements for this thing - remember, it's a water cooled thing, with a lot of extra fixtures hanging off of it
[16:50:27] <Runaway1956> Doesn't look like any video card I've EVER installed before !!!
[16:53:59] <cmn32480> oh right I forgot about the water cooled thing
[16:54:37] <Runaway1956> Yeah, I put this monster 5.5" fan in her case weeks ago, when she was complaining of her cheap POS video overheating
[16:54:49] <mechanicjay> cmn32480: that was possibly the worst gday I've ever received.
[16:55:04] <Runaway1956> Cost like $30, it moves 70 CFM of air - it cooled her case, that's for sure!
[16:55:28] <Runaway1956> Has a filter on it to keep dust to a minimum, and it's much quieter than I thought -
[16:55:35] <cmn32480> mechanicjay - you should ahve seen the list BEFORE I cleaned it up today.
[16:55:50] <cmn32480> I used a hazmat suit and a firehose full of bleach.
[16:55:54] * Runaway1956 is glad someone cleaned it up
[16:55:58] <cmn32480> then had to burn my clothes for good measure
[16:56:24] <Runaway1956> Well, I'm going back to finish my case modding
[16:56:24] * cmn32480 also considered adding the offender to the /ignore list
[16:56:44] * cmn32480 hands Runaway1956 a sawzall
[16:57:09] <Runaway1956> No, I'm not either - I have no allen wrenches at home to do it with . . . dammit, the wife is going to be pissed.
[16:57:35] <Runaway1956> Wait . . . . . wanders off looking for some stuff . . . .
[17:00:41] * nick should not be surprised that people don't RTFA
[17:11:56] <Gravis> Runaway1956: are you refering to your computer as "her" or was this someone else's computer?
[17:14:17] <cmn32480> Gravis - it is his wife's PC
[17:14:26] <Gravis> cmn32480: k
[17:16:38] <Gravis> cmn32480: just a pet peeve of mine when fools refer to their objects as people... unless they go for absurdity
[17:18:45] <AndyTheAbsurd> Like giving a different name to every pencil in a 20-pack of mechanical pencils?
[17:18:53] <AndyTheAbsurd> And all names that start with P?
[17:22:44] <Runaway1956> Gravis - this is the wife's computer, so any "she" or "her" referred to the wife
[17:23:29] <Runaway1956> Case modding complete, not quite straight, but I can fix that when I bring the correct tools home from work.
[17:23:51] <Runaway1956> I just put the screws through the honeycomb pattern in the side of the case for now.
[17:42:05] <nick> http://www.kcci.com
[17:42:06] <CountBotula> ^ 03You can now open a Goldman Sachs account with $1 | Project Economy - KCCI Home
[17:44:16] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - AstraZeneca Partners with Human Longevity Inc. to Aquire Genomic Data for Pharmaceutical Research - http://sylnt.us - all-your-data-are-belong-to-us
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[19:15:25] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Woz: All Companies Should Pay 50 Percent in Taxes - http://sylnt.us - render-unto-caesar
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[19:52:54] <cmn32480> I hate users
[19:52:58] <cmn32480> and not just mine
[19:53:00] <cmn32480> all of them
[19:55:18] <AndyTheAbsurd> this job would be great if it weren't for the users.
[20:18:19] <cmn32480> yeah
[20:18:32] <cmn32480> jsut got stabbed in the back by a customer for cancelling a phone call tomorrow.
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[20:40:58] <Subsentient> cmn32480: I would lose my mind and hang myself with an ethernet cable if I had to deal with the cupholder crowd on a daily basis.
[20:42:47] <mechanicjay> AndyTheAbsurd: Which ones?
[20:43:24] <cmn32480> mechanicjay: All of them!
[20:43:52] <mechanicjay> KevinSmith++
[20:43:52] <Bender> karma - kevinsmith: 1
[20:46:35] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Deal Made for the US to Buy Heavy Water from Iran - http://sylnt.us - a-drink-on-the-house
[21:47:48] <crutchy> Bender, s/All Companies Should Pay 50 Percent in Taxes/All Customers Should Pay 50 Percent in Taxes/
[21:47:53] <crutchy> ftfy
[21:48:22] <chromas> Customers already pay taxes
[21:49:11] <crutchy> some people don't seem to grasp that the money that companies make comes from their customers, so if something costs more for a company, it almost always ends up costing more for its customers
[21:49:38] <crutchy> especially if its an across the board tax, cos then companies don't need to worry about the competition cos they're in the same boat :p
[21:49:45] <chromas> only 'cause they're run by greedy jews >:)
[21:49:52] <crutchy> hehe
[21:50:10] * chromas starts company; hides assets in it to avoid taxticles
[21:50:47] <chromas> See, I didn't buy a 90" tv and a golden toilet; the company did
[21:50:53] <crutchy> nah only way a company could avoid tax altogether would be to eliminate capital gains, income tax and gst etc (where applicable)
[21:51:47] <crutchy> those greedy pensioners with their retirement funds and employees!
[21:51:53] <crutchy> slog them! slog them!
[21:53:01] * chromas starts the First Church of Exec; puts up a website with a donate button
[21:53:49] <chromas> tax-free plus I don't have to go through the rigmarole to become a 501(3)c
[21:54:02] <chromas> or (c); whatever
[21:54:32] <chromas> http://www.telegraph.co.uk
[21:54:33] <CountBotula> ^ 03Choose your gender... aged four
[21:54:43] <crutchy> haha that's more like it
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[21:55:17] <crutchy> TransButtula
[21:56:18] <chromas> botholes, all of you!
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