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[00:11:34] <SirFinkus> jesus christ
[00:11:38] <SirFinkus> just opened another stout
[00:11:47] <SirFinkus> didn't realize it was 9.86% ABV
[00:12:02] <SirFinkus> that's a little excessive imo
[00:21:06] Bytram|away is now known as Bytram
[00:23:29] <Bytram> whereto http://go.theregister.com
[00:23:31] <smake> ^ 03Websites take control of USB devices: Googlers propose WebUSB API • The Register ( http://www.theregister.co.uk )
[00:32:13] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Beta Cells from Love Handles - http://sylnt.us - loving-the-fat
[00:32:35] <Gravis> Bytram: when bad ideas go worse!
[00:32:50] <Bytram> agreed
[00:33:00] <Bytram> or should that be: a greed ??
[00:46:20] <chromas> #smakeadd a pelvic thrust
[00:46:20] <MrPlow> Added "a pelvic thrust".
[00:46:40] <Gravis> my reign of terror on the EME camp (html5 drm) shell not end!
[00:46:45] <Gravis> shall*
[00:47:20] <Gravis> i'll take these three bastards on and a dozen more if i must!
[00:48:10] <Gravis> why people always gotta but putting drm in shit?
[00:48:31] <chromas> For fun
[00:48:37] <chromas> broken windows for nerds
[00:48:41] <SirFinkus> it's in their nature
[00:49:21] <Gravis> SirFinkus: and it's in my nature to fight their authoritarianism
[00:50:09] <Gravis> though fascism might be more apt
[00:50:49] <Gravis> either way, i'm the scorpion your back and i will sink this motherfucking fox!
[00:51:09] <Gravis> or something like that
[01:01:37] <Bytram> http://feedproxy.google.com
[01:01:39] <smake> ^ 03Porn giant joins protest against North Carolina transgender law - CNET ( http://www.cnet.com )
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[01:09:32] * Deucalion wonders if Gravis continually listens to Rage Against The Machine "best of albums" :P
[01:10:46] <Gravis> Deucalion: i don't but i think "Rage Against The Machine" is a hilarious parody of itself.
[01:13:08] <Gravis> or perhaps they are a living cautionary tale of the lure of greed.
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[01:17:39] <Deucalion> Gravis, why so? shouty anti-MAN music for sure - but a parody of itself, that would be parody of parody.... danger of infinite recursion there. Not that it would matter. It would take an earthquake and volcano to break people out of their morning muesli routine.. and only then if someone got shot. It's all just so blasé. Crash Saturn into Mercury with mighty force..... area man news would win that over.
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[01:18:41] <Gravis> Deucalion: they didn't like corporations... and then they became a corporation.
[01:19:49] <Deucalion> Gravis SN is a corporation, a PBC in case you missed it.
[01:20:25] <Gravis> in effect, they became part of the machine they despise
[01:20:39] <Gravis> Deucalion: i'm aware.
[01:21:10] <Deucalion> I know what you mean though.
[01:24:01] <Gravis> my points are clear... unless your salary depends on them being incomprehensible.
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[01:25:19] <Deucalion> Gravis, you think anyone around here has a salary?
[01:25:57] <Gravis> Deucalion: certainly not from SN
[01:26:43] * Deucalion prepares a tinfoil hat for Gravis.... it won't hurt a bit....
[01:27:11] <Gravis> and "here" is quite the generic term considering we are connected to just about everywhere because of internet.
[01:27:15] <Deucalion> I'm from the government and I am here to help
[01:28:13] <Gravis> Deucalion: fantastic. please fix the republican party.
[01:28:44] <Gravis> and when you are done, there is plenty to fix in the democratic party
[01:29:23] <Gravis> if you manage those, we might be able to fix the bigger problems
[01:29:26] <Deucalion> Gravis, around "here" was a ref to SN - as in localisation by association rather than geographic locale. Fix your own politicos, why involve me?
[01:29:43] <Gravis> Deucalion: you said you were here to help!
[01:30:10] <Gravis> Deucalion: obviously, that was a lie!
[01:30:47] <Gravis> Deucalion: practice being more specific, it avoids confusion. :)
[01:30:49] <Deucalion> I did where? Must be confusing me for Gordon Ramsey
[01:31:08] <Gravis> <Deucalion> I'm from the government and I am here to help
[01:31:46] <Gravis> that was litterally less than 10 minutes ago
[01:32:09] <Gravis> literally*
[01:33:14] <takyon_> holy shit
[01:33:26] <Deucalion> Sorry.. forgot idiots needed an obvious /sarc tag to spot sarc or historic reference.
[01:33:30] <takyon_> https://soylentnews.org
[01:33:31] <smake> ^ 03SN Submission by HughPickens.com: Genetic Studies Prove Cuckolded Fathers Are Rare in Human Populations
[01:33:41] <takyon_> I've seen some bait
[01:35:05] <Deucalion> Have you read the study takyon? Agree the headline is clickybait...
[01:35:40] <takyon_> it honestly doesn't matter what the contents are. it will be ground zero for trolling
[01:35:43] <takyon_> could be funny
[01:36:38] <Deucalion> Ahh...
[01:37:33] <takyon_> "cuckold" is one of /pol/'s favorite insults
[01:38:34] <Gravis> "Ten percent to 30 percent of the tested men were not the biological fathers of their children." <-- those cheating whores!
[01:39:04] <Gravis> takyon_: the fuck is "/pol/"?
[01:39:21] <Deucalion> reddit bullshit ref no doubt
[01:39:23] <takyon_> that would be the "politics" boards on 4chan or 8chan
[01:39:44] <Deucalion> fucking waste of time
[01:39:56] <Gravis> Deucalion: you were off by and order of magnatude in the bullshit department.
[01:40:12] <takyon_> https://boards.4chan.org
[01:40:12] <smake> ^ 03/pol/ - Politically Incorrect - Catalog - 4chan
[01:40:29] <Deucalion> Oh my
[01:43:25] <Bytram> Gravis: s/ and/ an/
[01:43:27] <exec> <Bytram> <Gravis> Deucalion: you were off by an order of magnatude in the bullshit department.
[01:44:02] <Bytram> best to not make mistakes when correcting another or Muphry's Law will bite you. =)
[01:44:31] <Gravis> Bytram: i noticed it after i posted but figured i would let it slide.
[01:44:43] <Bytram> k
[01:44:48] <Bytram> whereto http://go.theregister.com
[01:44:50] <smake> ^ 03Infected with Petya ransomware? This tool will rescue your data • The Register ( http://www.theregister.co.uk )
[01:45:24] <takyon_> yum
[01:45:34] <Gravis> the register pushes their britishness too much. :/
[01:46:17] <Gravis> their use of colloquialisms is off the charts
[01:46:17] <takyon_> I disagree
[01:46:25] <Gravis> takyon_: tjat
[01:46:27] <takyon_> it pushes it just enough
[01:46:46] <Gravis> takyon_: you disagree because you are a wanker. ;P
[01:47:05] <takyon_> thas right innit
[01:47:15] <Gravis> DO NOT WANT
[01:47:17] * Bytram thinks it's a jolly good bit of fun, not quite smashing or brilliant, mind you, but I do take a fancy, nonetheless.
[01:48:50] <Gravis> Bytram: https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com
[01:49:28] <Bytram> #submit http://www.theregister.co.uk "An anonymous security researcher has published code that can unlock the encryption used by the Petya ransomware that surfaced last month."
[01:49:29] <MrPlow> Submitting. Be patient, there's a mandatory delay.
[01:49:59] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[01:50:03] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard++ # MrPlow seems to be on the mend
[01:50:03] <Bender> karma - themightybuzzard: 227
[01:51:24] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: except, the submission has not appeared in the submissions queue; even tried a Ctrl+F5
[01:51:40] <Bytram> +(
[01:51:50] Bytram is now known as Bytram|away
[01:51:54] <Deucalion> Gravis, El Reg ~is a Brit~ publication. It's style is to poke fun both at the British red-tops papers and to be antagonistic in general. You're failure to grasp that premise says volumes.
[01:52:30] <Gravis> Deucalion: the only thing it says is that i'm not british.
[01:52:52] * Bytram|away is a bit under-the-weather and is going to try and get to bed early tonight.
[01:52:59] <Bytram|away> ~gnight #soylent
[01:53:01] * exec metrosexually refactors a plate of santorum for #soylent
[01:56:25] <Deucalion> Gravis, all it says it that you fail to view things as they really are. It's not hard to have the mental capacity to ingest UK, US, Kiwi, AUS, CAN humour and to appreciate the difference between them. It's not even as though you have to ingest a new language... just nuances.
[01:58:03] <Bytram|away> New Aunts?
[01:58:25] * Bytram|away is waiting a couple more minutes for an update of the folding stats
[01:59:16] <Gravis> Deucalion: why would you expect me to know that they are poking fun at UK media trash if i didn't read UK media trash?
[01:59:25] <Deucalion> Bytram|away, sleep well
[01:59:40] <Bytram|away> thank you! And I wish the same for you!
[02:00:56] <Deucalion> Gravis, because you shout so much yet you seem to have no awareness of what is around you. Is everything to you the Gravis show?
[02:01:57] <Deucalion> Bytram|away, quick PM?
[02:02:03] <Bytram|away> Deucalion: sure
[02:02:16] <Gravis> Deucalion: so because i don't know UK pop culture, i'm suddenly the fool?
[02:02:41] <Gravis> Deucalion: that's certainly retarded logic
[02:02:49] <Gravis> i don't even like US pop culture
[02:03:21] <Runaway1956> what's retarded is denigrating people for their culture
[02:03:23] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - CIA Director Says He Would Not Obey a Presidential Order to Waterboard - http://sylnt.us - we-had-our-fun
[02:04:43] <Gravis> Runaway1956: nobody is doing anything of the sort. get back in your rocker.
[02:05:40] <Gravis> "Not Obey"? i feel like we have a word for that.
[02:06:26] <takyon_> tell that to bloomberg
[02:10:24] <Runaway1956> See? Gravis denigrates everyone and everything he sees. He is equal opportunity in that respect.
[02:10:26] <Deucalion> Gravis, and when voices are silenced that word becomes stronger.
[02:10:31] <Gravis> takyon_: you know, you don't have to copy their headlines
[02:12:22] <Gravis> Runaway1956: no, you are a piece of shit. i just don't like the constant push of their highly localized colloquialisms on everyone. there's a huge difference.
[02:12:55] <SirFinkus> and apparently you feel very strongly about it
[02:14:03] <Gravis> SirFinkus: indeed. i use harsh words like, "the register pushes their britishness too much. :/"
[02:14:11] <Runaway1956> Poor guy - he doesn't even understand his own colloquial language. I say he denigrates everyone, and the first thing he does is call me a piece of shit.
[02:14:26] <SirFinkus> I like the register's britishisms
[02:14:32] <Gravis> Runaway1956: but you are a peice of shit.
[02:14:34] <SirFinkus> makes it entertaining
[02:14:59] <Gravis> Runaway1956: you have made that abundantly clear since before i ever talked to you
[02:15:22] <Runaway1956> Yet, you remain my number one fan - imagine that
[02:15:29] <Gravis> SirFinkus: that's fine, i don't care for them.
[02:15:47] <takyon_> sorry Gravis, but when I compare Runaway to you, Runaway is not the complete asshole.
[02:16:21] * SirFinkus likes to think of himself as the asshole paragon
[02:17:38] <Gravis> takyon_: i'm not saying he's an asshole, anyone can be mean. i'm saying he's a piece of shit and for that, your opinions have to be exceptionally vile.
[02:18:26] <Runaway1956> quantify and qualify your statement, Gravis - otherwise, it's just another stinky asshole opinion
[02:18:43] <Runaway1956> no more and no less valid than any other opinion in the world
[02:19:29] <Gravis> Runaway1956: what and waste time on you? get real.
[02:19:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> hey now, i don't even rate honorable mention?
[02:19:57] <Runaway1956> Please, stop wasting time on me - and stop insulting everyone's intelligence
[02:20:38] <SirFinkus> you've transcended asshole TheMightyBuzzard
[02:20:56] <Runaway1956> transcendental meditation does that
[02:20:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, that's fine then.
[02:21:16] <SirFinkus> but I have meatspace power now, so I'm ok with that
[02:21:55] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: you're part of a dying breed and i'm letting you die.
[02:22:07] <SirFinkus> we're all part of a dying breed
[02:22:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> could be worse. i could be part of a never was and never will be breed
[02:22:23] <SirFinkus> in 100 years, people will be shocked at our backwards asses
[02:23:03] <Gravis> SirFinkus: the difference is i don't need to wait 100 years.
[02:23:07] <Runaway1956> I think the opposite, SirFinkus - if we come back in 100 years, we'll be shocked at THEIR backward asses
[02:23:21] <Runaway1956> At least, in the US - maybe in Europe too.
[02:23:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> if i come back in 100 years, i've got a lot of graves to piss on.
[02:24:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> also, i hope it's as a zombie.
[02:24:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> brains++
[02:24:13] <Bender> karma - brains: 1
[02:24:26] <Runaway1956> Ya know, Buzzard, I've never yet pissed on a grave (that I knew of any way), but I certainly intended to.
[02:24:42] <SirFinkus> I think that's a goal to aspire to
[02:24:55] <SirFinkus> it needs to be personal though
[02:25:05] <SirFinkus> can't just go to hitler's grave or something
[02:25:20] <SirFinkus> I doubt hitler even has a grave
[02:25:36] <Runaway1956> Oh, these are very particular graves that I have in mind . . . .
[02:26:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> i like my zombie plan: get bitten and spend my days shuffling around and eating brains
[02:26:19] * SirFinkus would prefer vampire
[02:26:26] * Runaway1956 thinks that raw brains probably taste like shit
[02:26:30] <SirFinkus> but vampires are SOOO 19th century
[02:26:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's better than gravis's. order your pet robot to hug the zombies.
[02:27:32] <Gravis> SirFinkus: the myth of vampires is far older than that
[02:28:04] <SirFinkus> yeah, but I'm talking about the canonical vampire most people think about when they think of vampires
[02:28:09] <SirFinkus> western people
[02:28:17] <Runaway1956> Vampires are pretty much eternal. They got their start around the time Egypt started out, I think.
[02:28:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> Runaway1956, it's possible but then you also don't have to hold down a job or be a drain on society if you're a zombie. your reason for being is to shamble about eating brains.
[02:28:48] <SirFinkus> the cape and "I vant to suck you blood!" guys
[02:28:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> you don't have to hurry even.
[02:28:50] <takyon_> http://www.imdb.com
[02:28:52] <smake> ^ 03iZombie (TV Series 2015– ) - IMDb
[02:30:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> takyon_, ya, i dig that show. cept for the part where she didn't shoot whatzisface. pussy.
[02:31:10] <Gravis> stopped watching it because it's too much bullshit and yeah, the main character not shooting that guy was infuriating
[02:31:52] <takyon_> it was a stronger show than I thought it would be from the beginning
[02:31:58] <takyon_> finished season 1
[02:32:23] <Gravis> takyon_: prepare for disappointment
[02:32:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> season 2's got somewhat better writing. not great, mind you, but a little better.
[02:34:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, right, i was on my way to bed.
[02:35:04] <takyon_> I'm a SoylentNews editor, I'm used to disappointment
[02:35:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~g'night dickheads
[02:35:26] * exec single-candidly vomits hidden folder of peanuts on dickheads
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[03:03:53] <Subsentient> ~gday #Soylent
[03:03:55] * exec transphobically writes a fanfic featuring a volley of smell my finger about #Soylent
[03:21:35] <chromas> chromas--
[03:21:39] <chromas> chromaS--
[03:21:39] <Bender> karma - chromas: 164
[03:21:53] * chromas napped with bread in oven
[03:23:21] * chromas discriminates against black bread; it dindu nuffin!
[03:34:32] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Hoarding Growing with Aging Population - http://sylnt.us - where'd-I-leave-that-dumpster
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[03:35:49] <E-B-P_Blocked> Sup fellas. E.b.p means excessive bad posting. Hahahahaha
[03:36:02] <Subsentient> E-B-P_Blocked: http://i.imgur.com
[03:36:22] <chromas> EBT-Approved
[03:36:46] <Subsentient> http://i.imgur.com
[03:36:55] <chromas> oh deer; that's nuts
[03:37:05] <E-B-P_Blocked> Lotta lively discussions today.
[03:37:43] <E-B-P_Blocked> I'm in public but I did see the deer balls.
[03:37:53] <E-B-P_Blocked> White deer can't jump.
[03:38:01] <Subsentient> lol
[03:39:01] * chromas imagines Piglet at the scene
[03:39:36] <E-B-P_Blocked> Mmmm, broiled suckling hog anus.
[03:41:17] <Subsentient> ~gday E-B-P_Blocked
[03:41:19] * exec romantically piles a thingy of crunchy scabs on E-B-P_Blocked
[03:41:59] <Subsentient> ~gday >beverage tongue awareness month
[03:42:01] <exec> added to beverages
[03:42:34] <E-B-P_Blocked> Enjoyin a couple beverages now.
[03:45:27] <Subsentient> E-B-P_Blocked: http://i.imgur.com
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[03:55:41] <chromas> das racis
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[04:28:18] <BadPosterNeeger> 'sup.
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[05:36:04] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - 'Fart Detector' Wins Chinese Physics Prize - http://sylnt.us - he-who-smelt-it-dealt-it
[06:30:14] <Gravis> shit just got real: https://github.com
[06:30:15] <smake> ^ 03EME undermines its stated purpose · Issue #156 · w3c/encrypted-media · GitHub ( https://github.com )
[07:07:14] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Kepler Lives - http://sylnt.us - that-was-close
[07:46:18] <crutchy> Gravis, are you arguing that there should be no DRM standard at all?
[07:46:41] <crutchy> cos if you are that's a bunkus argument
[07:48:29] <crutchy> there *will* be DRM, whether you or i like it or not, so based on that reality, i'd rather have it standardized so i don't have to install clients/plugins/etc from each DRM vendor, because that would be just retarded
[07:49:10] <crutchy> i want to be able to more easily use DRM-protected content, not have it be a total pita
[07:50:24] <crutchy> and it seems kinda obvious to me that DRM vendors will be involved in developing a standard, because they have to implement it
[07:50:42] <crutchy> so its not really a conflict of interest for adobe and netflix to be involved
[07:50:52] <crutchy> they *should* be involved
[07:51:30] <crutchy> if you don't get as many vendors on board as possible, you'll end up with the 'standards' xkcd
[07:52:51] <crutchy> and fuck proprietary DRM. i'd rather it be built into browsers/OSs/package managers/etc
[07:53:23] <crutchy> if anyone's gunna manage DRM standards, it whould be someone like the w3c
[07:53:38] <crutchy> *should
[07:54:29] <crutchy> unless you'd prefer another flash-like monopoly by adobe?
[08:08:44] <Subsentient> ~gday crutchy
[08:08:46] * exec crutchyly ships a gift of extra lives with crutchy
[08:08:50] <Subsentient> ~gday crutchy
[08:08:52] * exec unnecessarily ███████████ a kilobyte of live beetle larvae ████████ crutchy
[08:08:58] <crutchy> ~g'day Subsentient o/
[08:09:00] <Subsentient> ~gday crutchy
[08:09:00] * exec sneakily passes a pint of webscale to Subsentient
[08:09:02] * exec single-handedly flings your mom's bra, full of systemd at crutchy
[08:09:04] <Subsentient> ~gday crutchy
[08:09:06] * exec covertly vomits ██████████████ of rat turds on crutchy
[08:09:07] <crutchy> lol
[08:09:27] <Subsentient> indeed
[08:10:01] <Subsentient> crutchy: How you doing?
[08:10:25] <crutchy> i'm ok
[08:10:34] <crutchy> got a belly full of pasta :p
[08:10:42] <crutchy> how bout you mate?
[08:11:09] <Subsentient> crutchy: Contemplating trying to read more of my sqlite book
[08:11:18] <crutchy> ooh
[08:11:56] <Subsentient> crutchy: I need it for Event Horizon, my hopeful work-I-can-do-without-mental-breakdown project.
[08:12:07] <Subsentient> It's a mail client. Like Thunderbird.
[08:12:16] <Subsentient> Will be written from scratch
[08:12:25] <crutchy> ah yeah i think you might have mentioned interest in that before
[08:12:33] <crutchy> sounds good
[08:38:22] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Harry Potter: GCHQ 'Intervened Over Half-Blood Prince Leak' - http://sylnt.us - Obliviate!
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[10:11:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:11:05] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2442
[10:15:33] <crutchy> coffee++ # with icecream :)
[10:15:33] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2443
[10:17:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> ice cream? this confuses me.
[10:21:58] <crutchy> fill cup with icecream, add coffee (i just use instant), squash it in a bit, top up with milk, enjoy iced coffee :D
[10:24:18] <crutchy> its good cos the coffee doesn't entirely dissolve, so occasionally you get a hit of it, like eating it straight out of the jar
[10:27:16] <crutchy> ~rps s
[10:27:18] <exec> rank for crutchy: 2 - http://ix.io
[10:27:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, think i shall just refill my coffee and go pay my morning visit to the porcelain throne.
[10:29:07] <Subsentient> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[10:29:09] * exec unjustifiably ███████████ a freedom sandwich of vinegar flavored ballsack ████████ TheMightyBuzzard
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[10:39:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Goldman Sachs to Pay $5 Billion for Misleading Investors About Mortgage-Backed Securities - http://sylnt.us - took-them-long-enough
[10:40:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> what idjit put colors in exec?
[10:40:42] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: I had nothing to do with the black boxes
[10:42:27] * TheMightyBuzzard turns on strip colors
[10:44:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> time to make MrPlow multi-channel safe
[10:47:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> ugh, my code isn't making sense to me yet. must need drugs.
[10:47:47] * Subsentient offers TheMightyBuzzard some Draino and computer duster
[10:48:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee and adderall. breakfast of champions.
[10:49:38] <takyon_> and I know you're not kidding
[10:50:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> newp, not even a little bit.
[11:05:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, one command down. moving on.
[11:12:30] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[11:12:31] <smake> ^ 03Derlee - Vibe - YouTube
[11:13:37] <takyon_> good feels
[11:14:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> club music? it's too early here for club music.
[11:14:51] <crutchy> its 9.15pm here :)
[11:16:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.youtube.com
[11:16:10] <smake> ^ 03All About That Bass (Parody) - YouTube
[11:17:46] <crutchy> that is... kinda gross
[11:18:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, weird al woulda done it much better.
[11:18:22] * crutchy might grab this one too https://www.youtube.com
[11:18:22] <smake> ^ 03Derlee - Illusion - YouTube
[11:19:48] <nick> curry for breakfast/lunch :D
[11:21:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... better for dinner. that way all the oddly scented ass-gas happens while you sleep.
[11:22:20] <chromas> that's no fun
[11:22:23] <nick> i can blame that on the dogs
[11:22:29] <chromas> pass the flavor on toyour friends
[11:22:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> fair nuff
[11:31:28] <takyon_> air puff
[11:34:01] <AndyTheAbsurd> ...butt stuff?
[11:37:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> reminds me, roomie's 10yo boy has coined a new noun. buttstuffing. tis apparently an attempt to polite up saying poop but we had to tell him he'd failed miserably for reasons that ain't yet his concern.
[11:37:42] <takyon_> anyway to make the phoronix article display on 1 page?
[11:38:28] * crutchy is in the mood for some daft punk
[11:38:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> takyon_, not that i'm aware of. lemme look.
[11:39:13] <takyon_> k
[11:40:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> doesn't look like it. can't find a printer friendly link or anything.
[11:41:22] <takyon_> yeah i tried to fiddle with the url
[11:41:25] <takyon_> thanks
[11:41:31] <takyon_> posted
[11:42:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> appears to be a subscriber benefit for that site
[11:43:54] <takyon_> you couldn't see it, but I made a :| face
[11:44:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, pretty much my reaction as well. makes me glad we don't try to annoy our non-subscribers.
[11:44:46] <takyon_> just the anon scum
[11:44:51] <takyon_> later
[11:45:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> adios
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[12:01:58] <cmn32480> ~gday buzzard
[12:02:00] * exec 4NIGGERS3NIGGERS2NIGGERS fires a big floppy donkey dick of dianetics at buzzard
[12:02:11] <cmn32480> WTF?????
[12:02:35] <cmn32480> that needs to go
[12:03:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[12:03:13] * exec ceremoniously violates a boatload of toaster leavins with cmn32480
[12:03:21] <cmn32480> coffee++
[12:03:21] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2444
[12:03:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> truth.
[12:03:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee+c
[12:03:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> offee++
[12:03:30] <Bender> karma - offee: 2
[12:03:31] <cmn32480> took over an hour to get to the office this morning
[12:03:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[12:03:32] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2445
[12:03:36] <cmn32480> accident closed I95
[12:03:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> might as well go for a smoke while i'm refilling
[12:03:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[12:03:53] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 39
[12:03:58] <cmn32480> waiting for ours to brew
[12:11:04] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Porn Site Stops Serving North Carolina Users to Protest Anti-LGBT Laws - http://sylnt.us - nothing-to-see-here
[12:18:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> mmmmmm.... happy, happy caffeine.
[12:19:41] <cmn32480> amen
[12:22:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeurg, it is becoming a huge pita to go back and add channel info to a queue i didn't put it in initially.
[12:25:36] <crutchy> channel info? queue?
[12:25:42] <crutchy> sounds interesting
[12:26:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah i'm trying to make mrplow multi-channel safe.
[12:27:03] * crutchy isn't sure what that means. exec doesn't even keep tabs on which channels its in :/
[12:27:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> have to know where to say stuff
[12:27:39] <cmn32480> ~gday crutchy
[12:27:41] * exec of crutchy
[12:28:37] <crutchy> o.O
[12:28:43] <crutchy> ~g'day cmn32480 o/
[12:28:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'd been using tp->channel for part of his code cause it wasn't where it could access what channel something came in on. tp->channel is just the default channel to join.
[12:29:00] <cmn32480> I broke him
[12:31:26] <cmn32480> ~gday crutchy
[12:31:28] * exec defiantly imagines a terabyte of Uranus with crutchy
[12:31:30] <cmn32480> better
[12:31:40] <cmn32480> forgot to remove a comma when I edited the gday fil;e
[12:31:56] <crutchy> ah
[12:38:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, MrPlow does most all of his processing asynchronously in another thread. that point in the code has no clue what channel what was said to trigger processing came in on.
[12:38:44] <crutchy> ah
[12:39:09] <crutchy> i guess that's probably similar to the shell args that exec passes to scripts
[12:39:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> it pulls what to process from a queue, so i'm having to add channel data to the data in the queue then write something to parse it back out for everything that uses that particular queue.
[12:40:17] <crutchy> ah yeah i think i get what you mean by queue
[12:41:13] <crutchy> exec has async stdout streams that buffer script responses
[12:42:16] <crutchy> sorry i try to imagine in terms of what i know
[12:42:22] * crutchy isn't a C guy
[12:44:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> the queue is basically a n array of objects that you just yank the top one off and process it depending on what's in it.
[12:48:39] <chromas> needs a queue search
[12:51:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> what for? it's got no reason to search the queue, just process the top entry.
[12:52:08] <chromas> to find the entry you want to edit
[12:53:00] * TheMightyBuzzard scratches his head
[12:53:10] <crutchy> can you pass the channel to the thread, and then have the thread pass it back?
[12:53:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> i don't wanna edit the entries.
[12:53:35] <chromas> I thought you wanted to be able to add channel info or something
[12:54:13] <chromas> Unless you mean just changing the struct for the queue item
[12:54:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, no. have to stuff it in the queue data cause there's no other way to tell what channel goes with what entry.
[12:54:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, zactly
[12:54:52] * chromas would just change the struct ;)
[12:55:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> well not really. the queue only holds one string and pointers to the previous and next items in the queue. changing what's in the string.
[12:55:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> cause i use like four instances of that struct and i don't wanna end up with four different structs for four different queues.
[12:58:00] <chromas> make it a queue of structs
[12:58:21] <chromas> the struct can hold the message, channel, sender, etc
[13:00:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, it is. the struct holds one string and the aforementioned pointers. i don't wanna add a gerzillion things to it though cause most of the queues don't need anything but a string.
[13:00:13] * crutchy structs his stuff :p
[13:00:25] <chromas> well replace the string with another struct :D
[13:00:27] <crutchy> fuck its 11pm and i'm hungry :|
[13:00:45] <crutchy> maybe some soup
[13:01:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, vegemite or you're letting your nation down
[13:01:15] <chromas> you can have just a message struct that gets passed (by pointer) around to any functions for processing
[13:01:21] <chromas> vegemite soup
[13:01:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, have you any idea how much coding that would require i rewrite?
[13:01:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'd have to rewrite ALL OF THE THINGS
[13:02:17] <chromas> good
[13:02:20] <cmn32480> sometimes doign it right requires a rip and replace
[13:02:20] <chromas> then you can learn perl 6
[13:02:35] <chromas> cmn32480: it's the same with gas
[13:02:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> already did. didn't like it.
[13:02:48] <chromas> perl 7. get ahead of the curve
[13:02:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> there ya go
[13:09:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> well that's a place i totally wouldn't have expected it to bork...
[13:09:14] <crutchy> some people add vegemit to boiling water to make vegemite soup. don't really feel like that atm
[13:09:20] <crutchy> just having some pumpkin soup
[13:09:35] <cmn32480> still waiting for you to mention somethign appealing....
[13:09:44] <cmn32480> ferench onion
[13:09:55] <cmn32480> brocolli cheddar
[13:10:01] <cmn32480> chicken noodle
[13:10:27] <FatPhil> perl6--
[13:10:27] <Bender> karma - perl6: -1
[13:10:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> soup? soup is not food.
[13:10:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> #perl6
[13:10:44] <MrPlow> Get off my lawn!
[13:23:25] <cmn32480> might not be food, but it makes a nice appetizer
[13:30:19] <chromas> soup is food if it's mostly chunks
[13:30:23] <chromas> or you add flour to make it stew
[13:42:13] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Have you Ever Seen a TextBlade? - http://sylnt.us - you-only-need-*one*-key-if-you-know-Morse-code
[13:42:53] <AndyTheAbsurd> I've heard of TextBlade but last I had checked none of the people I know who had ordered one had received theirs.
[13:44:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit http://www.phoronix.com delete me
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[13:45:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, okay, that's a proper bug
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[13:46:02] <chromas> so windows is the future
[13:47:01] * TheMightyBuzzard bangs his head on the wall
[13:49:48] <chromas> t's whatcha get for switchin' t' c
[13:53:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly, yeah
[14:06:07] <cmn32480> joy... time to leave for my "consultation"
[14:07:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> have fun
[14:08:30] <cmn32480> yea
[14:35:24] <Gravis> oh it's on! https://github.com
[14:35:26] <smake> ^ 03EME undermines its stated purpose · Issue #156 · w3c/encrypted-media · GitHub ( https://github.com )
[14:36:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> you still arguing with them?
[14:37:45] <Runaway1956> you still want to push EME on the world knowing that it is ineffective."
[14:38:04] <Runaway1956> Substitute "impotent" for "ineffective" for dramatic results.
[14:38:22] * TheMightyBuzzard shurgs
[14:39:07] * Runaway1956 shurgs back
[14:40:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> the argument is pointless to have. their minds aren't going to change. the only reason to continue is to troll them.
[14:42:07] <Runaway1956> Yeah, but Gravis is our own favorite pet troll - let's cheer him on!
[14:42:24] <Runaway1956> It's like going to a cock fight, but there are no cocks involved.
[14:42:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> i prefer poutine
[14:43:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> he argues better
[14:43:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://soylentnews.org
[14:43:18] <smake> ^ 03SN comment by [02Anonymous Coward] (02Score:1, Interesting)
[14:43:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> no appreciation for my humor
[14:44:44] <Runaway1956> Actually, I think the government has been editing out the humour gene for the past 30 years or so.
[14:45:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, that's colleges.
[14:47:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> you gotta bring a serious amount of self-assurance to make it through four years of incessant propagandizing without being reprogrammed.
[14:47:48] <Runaway1956> That's my boy - he's remained an adamant asshole despite all the worst that Texas could throw at him.
[14:48:03] <Runaway1956> I asked him once, why he doesn't share any Aggy humour with me
[14:48:22] <Runaway1956> He said there's nothing funny about them - they're serious about all their stupid shit
[14:48:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> there's plenty funny about them
[14:48:53] <Runaway1956> Says the outsider, looking in . . .
[14:48:58] * TheMightyBuzzard shows Runaway1956 a three-hole brick
[14:49:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> aggie bowling ball
[14:49:50] <Runaway1956> The kid would just put wheels on the damned thing, and bowl 300 with it after a little practice
[14:50:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> plus you can basically s/polack/aggie/ on any joke
[14:51:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh you meant THEIR humor not humor about them.
[14:52:06] <Runaway1956> Yep - now you got it - I don't know WHAT they find funny - maybe two republicans fighting over a dime?
[14:52:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> white male pain.
[14:53:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, i'm done screwing with the bot for today. i'll finish fixing him up tomorrow.
[14:53:48] <chromas> ~define aggy
[14:53:49] <exec> [urbandictionary] 03aggy: Getting angry, violent, short for aggitated
[14:54:35] <Runaway1956> stop screwing with the bot, and screw the bot. That's why you grafted tits on it, right?
[14:54:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~define aggie
[14:54:38] <exec> [urbandictionary] 03Aggie: Nickname for a student at, or former student of, Texas A&M University, or one of the other associated schools. Derived from the Ag of Agricultural & Mechanical commonly associated with univers...
[14:56:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> kay, think i may load up n go fishing
[14:57:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, looks like the only day i'll get to for sure this week.
[14:58:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> later taters
[15:12:19] <Runaway1956> "Please tell us why you are unsubscribing from our newsletter."
[15:12:34] <Runaway1956> "You send me far to much queer shit."
[15:13:22] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Second Chinese Team Reports Gene Editing in Human Embryos - http://sylnt.us - crack-a-few-eggs-to-make-an-omelette
[15:13:33] <chromas> Your response is intriguing and I would like to unsubscribe from your newsletter
[15:13:52] <AndyTheAbsurd> Runaway1956: You should have just put http://www.freelargeimages.com as a response.
[15:14:37] <Runaway1956> That would work, AndyTheAbsurd
[15:16:02] <Runaway1956> Chromas - you can't subscribe or unsubscribe - here is the USSNSA newletter subscribe to you
[15:17:36] <Runaway1956> https://www.youtube.com
[15:17:37] <smake> ^ 03Billy Joel - Back In the USSR - YouTube
[15:27:36] <Runaway1956> ~smake bitch
[15:28:33] <Runaway1956> ~sudo smake bitch
[15:29:08] * Runaway1956 just shoots the bitch
[15:30:02] <chromas> #smake nignog
[15:30:02] * MrPlow smakes nignog upside the head with a buffer overflow
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[16:30:49] * chromas misread that as Mikehawk
[16:53:44] <cmn32480> he's Tony's brother
[17:05:01] * chromas darkslides
[17:06:20] <AndyTheAbsurd> I kind of feel like this book is making fun of modern IT practices: http://www.amazon.com
[17:06:22] <smake> ^ 03The DevOps 2.0 Toolkit: Automating the Continuous Deployment Pipeline with Containerized Microservices, Viktor Farcic, eBook - Amazon.com
[17:06:46] <AndyTheAbsurd> It's like the author was deliberately trying to cram as many IT buzzwords into the title as possible.
[17:06:57] <chromas> I hope so
[17:07:16] <chromas> But hey, we could do better. You should make a competing book with a more cromulent title
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[17:11:26] <chromas> "Organically Embiggen your Social Graph with MicroCloud-as-a-Service Back-End Modelling with Patterned UX Growth Funneling"
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[17:14:54] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Only Time Will Tell If Intelligence Transparency Effort is Serious - http://sylnt.us - sunshine-is-the-best-disinfectant
[17:28:22] <FatPhil> AndyTheAbsurd: there are plenty of "fake" books on amazon which are nothing but markov generator output
[17:44:05] <chromas> This sounds like a good idea
[17:47:32] <cmn32480> see.. I read fake boobs.. adn thenw as very dissappointed
[17:47:55] * chromas puts ciri to work writing the Soylent Documents
[17:53:36] <Gravis> lol
[18:15:40] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Only Time Will Tell if Intelligence Transparency Effort is Serious - http://sylnt.us - sunshine-is-the-best-disinfectant
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[18:59:49] <Gravis> the last part of this could do some real damage to EME: https://github.com
[18:59:50] <smake> ^ 03EME undermines its stated purpose · Issue #156 · w3c/encrypted-media · GitHub ( https://github.com )
[19:01:42] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: the only thing i'm doing is trying to defang the EME... and troll them a bit. ;P
[19:01:55] <Gravis> if you wanna be evil, you gotta work for it!
[19:46:49] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Largest Labor Action in 5 Years Slated for Wednesday, April 13 Against Verizon - http://sylnt.us - workers-and-customers-still-getting-screwed
[20:17:12] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Ubuntu on Windows Performance Tested - http://sylnt.us - abstraction
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[21:40:56] <crutchy> Gravis, sorry dude but if you wanna troll you might wanna find a different angle in that EME thread. the devs are simply laughing at you
[21:41:31] <chromas> Tell them it's sexist
[21:41:32] <crutchy> maybe bring trump into it
[21:41:41] <crutchy> that'll likely piss em off :p
[21:42:02] <crutchy> ooh yeah could totally go full-sjw
[21:42:19] <crutchy> victimctl start
[21:42:23] <chromas> it's sexist and the only way to make it right is to institute a CoC and depend on systemd
[21:42:30] <chromas> cocctl
[21:42:45] <crutchy> feminists definitely need moar CoC
[21:43:03] <chromas> especially the male ones
[21:43:21] <crutchy> ~define CoC
[21:43:23] <exec> [urbandictionary] 03COC: This is an acronym used for the mobile game Clash of Clans. Not only is it easier to say CoC, but it is more fun. People outside of your conversion will think you are talking about a penis you may or...
[21:43:42] <crutchy> ¿
[21:44:01] <crutchy> ~rps s
[21:44:02] <exec> rank for crutchy: 2 - http://ix.io
[21:44:42] <crutchy> ~rps s
[21:44:44] <exec> rank for crutchy: 2 - http://ix.io
[21:44:48] <crutchy> ~rps p
[21:44:50] <exec> rank for crutchy: 2 - http://ix.io
[21:44:54] <crutchy> ~rps s
[21:44:55] <exec> please wait a few seconds before trying again
[21:45:00] <crutchy> derp
[21:45:10] <crutchy> ~rps s
[21:45:12] <exec> rank for crutchy: 2 - http://ix.io
[21:45:16] <crutchy> ~rps s
[21:45:17] <exec> please wait a few seconds before trying again
[21:45:42] <crutchy> ~rps p
[21:45:43] <exec> rank for crutchy: 2 - http://ix.io
[21:46:03] <crutchy> ~rps s
[21:46:05] <exec> rank for crutchy: 2 - http://ix.io
[21:46:22] <crutchy> damn. so close :D
[21:48:21] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Man Hacked Random-Number Generator to Rig Lotteries, Investigators Say - http://sylnt.us - for-certain-definitions-of-random
[21:59:57] <crutchy> coffee++
[21:59:57] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2446
[22:00:03] <crutchy> workipoos--
[22:00:03] <Bender> karma - workipoos: -15
[22:03:11] <cmn32480> I'm just leaving workipoos crutchy
[22:03:15] <cmn32480> and I concur.
[22:03:18] <cmn32480> workipoos--
[22:03:18] <Bender> karma - workipoos: -16
[22:05:05] <cmn32480> I'm outta here!
[22:05:09] <cmn32480> ~gday #soylent
[22:05:11] * exec half-heartedly spews a shaken bottle of onion dip on #soylent
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