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[00:28:22] <cmn32480> Deucalion - I've sifted one box of extraneous electronics junk
[00:28:45] <cmn32480> found a few things I thought I'd lost long ago... and mostly decided that it is junk
[00:32:11] <cmn32480> found stuff includes a USB GPS receiver, and a quite nice set of Altec Lansing surround sound (no center) w. a subwoofer speakers
[00:44:09] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Yellow Fever Outbreak Depletes Emergency Vaccine Stockpile - http://sylnt.us - they-have-a-fever
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[01:46:06] <cmn32480> my old lady is driving me ever loving nuts
[01:46:18] <cmn32480> "you need to clean out all these cables that you never use
[01:46:21] <cmn32480> "
[01:46:54] <cmn32480> I'm trying desperately not to losee it at the moment
[01:50:40] <BadCoderFinger> Yikes man. Stay calm, heh.
[01:58:38] <cmn32480> breathe deep
[02:00:26] <cmn32480> I'm trying
[02:15:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - NASA Says "Ninth Planet" Not Affecting Cassini - http://sylnt.us - tug-and-pull
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[02:49:03] <Subsentient> ~gday #soylent
[02:49:05] * exec allegedly refactors an A cup of dumpster juice for #soylent
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[02:59:48] <Pants_Chili> Sup groid-roids
[02:59:54] <Subsentient> ~gday Pants_Chili
[02:59:56] * exec half-heartedly generates a small script that substitutes a bowl of 2 steak shit for Pants_Chili
[03:00:37] <Pants_Chili> It's becoming sentient! EXEC knows too much!
[03:02:55] <takyon> dead channel
[03:03:41] <Pants_Chili> Sheeah, I came to comment on the Muslim article
[03:04:16] <Pants_Chili> And trump and bernie being robbed of their rightful delegates.
[03:06:16] <Pants_Chili> The revolution is coming.
[03:07:03] <Pants_Chili> There are too many mice in this mouse universe, they are now eating each other alive.
[03:09:24] <Pants_Chili> There will be a chimpout of epic proportions. White chimps vs blacl chimps.
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[04:16:51] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Internet Mapping Glitch Turned a Random Kansas Farm into a Digital Hell - http://sylnt.us - this-is-not-the-address-you-are-looking-for
[04:18:43] <SoyGuest62279> barenjager_and_aquavit++
[04:18:43] <Bender> karma - barenjager_and_aquavit: 1
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[04:47:49] <Pants_Chili> Wuttup jigs.
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[05:06:47] <exec> 05*** SN funding is currently $984
[05:47:59] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - HIV Can Escape CRISPR Defense - http://sylnt.us - time-to-try-SOGGIER-defense
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[07:49:32] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google Fiber Gets Rid of "Free" Service in Kansas City - http://sylnt.us - basically-free
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[08:19:40] <choice> Uhhhhh - waitaminit - WTF is choice?
[08:19:58] choice is now known as Runaway1956
[08:21:09] <Runaway1956> I think that I'm me again - wonder how that happened
[08:22:07] <Runaway1956> ~folding-rank
[08:22:09] <exec> syntax: ~wget url delim 1 <> delim 2
[08:22:52] <Runaway1956> Huh? Is exec having another nervous breakdown?
[08:23:32] <Runaway1956> ~folding-rank
[08:23:35] <exec> syntax: ~wget url delim 1 <> delim 2
[08:31:37] <Runaway1956> This one from the submissions queue is a long read, but it's worth it - http://www.kansascity.com
[08:31:37] <smake> ^ 03Kansas court official draws a line on email searches in debate over privacy | The Kansas City Star
[08:58:50] <Subsentient> ~gday #soylent
[08:58:52] * exec hideously sodomizes a singularity of maturity juice with #soylent
[09:06:10] <Runaway1956> ~gday subsentient
[09:06:12] * exec single-handedly embiggens an exchange server of hornets with subsentient
[09:06:45] <Runaway1956> Finally did something that I should have done months ago - enabled VPN on the router
[09:07:02] <Runaway1956> And, changed default location on the VPN
[09:20:41] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - All-Women Ridesharing App to Debut in Boston - http://sylnt.us
[09:53:25] <crutchy> ahoy! soylentils
[10:14:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:14:02] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2440
[10:26:38] <cmn32480> coffee++
[10:26:38] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2441
[10:28:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[10:28:37] * exec suspiciously pukes an assload of wasabi gummy fish on cmn32480
[10:28:45] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[10:28:47] * exec deliciously farts a massive fart a vial of a lazy insult at TheMightyBuzzard
[10:29:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> what're you, french? i saw holy grail...
[10:29:40] <cmn32480> nah.. but I fart in your general direction
[10:29:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake crutchy
[10:29:57] * MrPlow smakes crutchy upside the head with problematic glasses
[10:31:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee, you are my boon companion
[10:31:09] <cmn32480> amen
[10:31:12] * cmn32480 goes to make some
[10:51:50] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Chinese Skullcap (Scutellaria baicalensi) Plant's Secrets Probed - http://sylnt.us - looking-for-cures
[10:53:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> from the it's-yarmulke-not-yamaha dept
[11:04:27] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[11:04:28] <smake> ^ 03****The Fish House House Pool Billionaire Millardaire la maison des poissons riches!**** - YouTube
[11:04:34] <crutchy> fuck me thas a nice pool
[11:11:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> not deep enough. i'd end up cracking my head open
[11:11:39] <crutchy> you can just sit in the basement with me then
[11:11:49] <crutchy> watching them white pointers swim by :p
[11:18:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> fair nuff
[11:20:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> scuse the conversation latency. had to build a fake empty package so pacman would quit bitching about not having a package installed that i installed from cpan.
[11:21:48] <crutchy> ooh. does anyone live above the 6th floor in a new york apartment building?
[11:21:52] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[11:21:52] <smake> ^✓* 03****The Fish House House Pool Billionaire Millardaire la maison des poissons riches!**** - YouTube
[11:21:56] <crutchy> derp
[11:22:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> hate that
[11:22:12] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[11:22:12] <Subsentient> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[11:22:12] <smake> ^ 03Inside New York City's Water Towers | The New York Times - YouTube
[11:22:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> fucking url needs to change when you change pages
[11:22:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday Subsentient
[11:22:24] * exec brazenly reticulates a crust of HP for Subsentient
[11:22:26] <Subsentient> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[11:22:29] * exec sneakily fires a tinfoil hat of windows xp at TheMightyBuzzard
[11:22:31] <Subsentient> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[11:22:34] * exec diabolically offers a Borg cube of undefined behavior to TheMightyBuzzard
[11:22:36] <Subsentient> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[11:22:39] * exec homogeneously vomits a bathtub of dollar-store ice cream on TheMightyBuzzard
[11:22:42] <Subsentient> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[11:22:45] * exec metrosexually throws a pile of red cordial at TheMightyBuzzard
[11:22:46] <Subsentient> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[11:22:49] * exec overratedly farts a lifetime supply of toecheese at TheMightyBuzzard
[11:22:56] <Subsentient> :^D
[11:22:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake Subsentient a steaming cup of stop dat
[11:22:58] * MrPlow smakes Subsentient upside the head with a steaming cup of stop dat
[11:23:09] <crutchy> lol
[11:23:27] <crutchy> ~g'day >beverage stahhhp!
[11:23:29] <exec> added to beverages
[11:23:50] <crutchy> ~rps s
[11:23:52] <exec> rank for crutchy: 2 - http://ix.io
[11:23:57] <Subsentient> ~gday >adverb 4NIGGERS3NIGGERS2NIGGERS
[11:23:59] <exec> added to adverbs
[11:24:15] <Subsentient> hey, if it's not disgusting and/or offensive, it's not good enough.
[11:24:39] * crutchy is slowly catching up with tmb
[11:24:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> are ya?
[11:24:53] <crutchy> by virtue of that rounds multiplier :)
[11:25:03] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: How goes the C?
[11:25:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> heh, yeah, 200+ more rounds
[11:25:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> Subsentient, ain't touched it since yesterday. may go through today and play clean-up.
[11:25:44] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: My SQLite book came but I've been too wiped out to do anything with it yet.
[11:25:59] <Subsentient> Drinking a tall glass of dark black ice coffee under the hollow hope it might help.
[11:26:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's basically easy to do most things and quite hard to impossible to do the few things that aren't easy.
[11:27:10] <Subsentient> I just need something that I can shove binary data into.
[11:27:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> blob
[11:27:18] <Subsentient> Preferably with encryption support.
[11:27:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> encrypt it yourself. blob just stores binary data.
[11:28:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> i don't know of any relational database that has built in encryption cause it wouldn't make sense.
[11:28:50] <Subsentient> Yeah, was hoping for something automated.
[11:29:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> i mean if you have access to read the db files you probably have access to the db which means any encryption is kaput
[11:29:59] <Subsentient> Found a good cringe image I need to find somewhere to post: http://imgur.com
[11:30:00] <smake> ^ 03Imgur: The most awesome images on the Internet
[11:30:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> sorry, i don't do cringe images. they make me wanna punch folks.
[11:30:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake smake
[11:30:35] * MrPlow smakes smake upside the head with a bag of LEDs
[11:30:54] <Subsentient> It reads "That's more fucked up than fingering your sister and finding your dad's wedding ring"
[11:31:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh thas fine then
[11:31:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> save it for when you decide to take your newly acquired perly wisdom out for a test drive on rehash.
[11:31:59] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: that is on my agenda actually, to help with rehash once I've mastered Perl.
[11:32:05] <Subsentient> Right now, spent most energy on C++.
[11:32:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> cool cool. your ocd should come in handy on keeping to established coding patterns.
[11:32:52] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: it's... it's K&R isn't it...
[11:32:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> HA!
[11:33:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> it wishes
[11:33:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> sometimes i'm all
[11:33:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> if(stuff) {
[11:33:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> blah
[11:33:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> }
[11:33:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> sometimes i'm
[11:33:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> if(stuff)
[11:33:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> {
[11:33:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> blah
[11:33:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> }
[11:33:39] <Subsentient> the latter is called Allman.
[11:33:47] <Subsentient> That's me.
[11:33:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> sometimes i'm if(stuff){blah}
[11:34:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> depends on what the code around me is styled in. i sorta chameleon it up.
[11:34:38] <chromas> you bastar
[11:34:38] <chromas> d
[11:34:47] <chromas> you have to pick a style and defend it to the death!
[11:35:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> where's the fun in that? this way i get to offend EVERYONE
[11:35:22] * Subsentient hates K&R, believes braces should be on a new line
[11:35:31] <chromas> #trigger style braces
[11:35:31] * Subsentient also uses tabs, not spaces. 4 space tabs.
[11:36:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> don't code directly over on dev then. its default vim settings convert tabs to spaces.
[11:36:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> and i'm too lazy to change mine.
[11:36:26] * Subsentient uses geany
[11:36:50] <crutchy> geany++ # some bastard converted me
[11:36:50] <Bender> karma - geany: 1
[11:37:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> IDE? good luck with that.
[11:37:20] <crutchy> nah its just a fancy text editor
[11:37:22] <Subsentient> Well Geany's not a 'real' IDE.
[11:37:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> getting rehash to play nicely in an IDE is probably impossible at this point.
[11:37:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, okay then.
[11:37:39] <Subsentient> It's got syntax highlighting, autocomplete, built in terminal, etc, but it's not some big bloated thingy.
[11:38:03] <crutchy> i mainly like the function list
[11:38:51] <Subsentient> crutchy: Indeed.
[11:38:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> i like cigarettes. and i forgot to go smoke my 6am one.
[11:39:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> time to remedy that
[11:39:19] * Subsentient angrily vapes his vape pen, wishing for a cancer stick
[11:39:40] * AndyTheAbsurd laughs at you nicotine addicts
[11:39:57] * crutchy picks his nose and flicks it across the pacific
[11:39:59] <Subsentient> I don't have an addictive personality. for me it's a psychological thing.
[11:40:25] <Subsentient> I don't get 'cravings'.
[11:40:30] <AndyTheAbsurd> I shouldn't make fun, I have a terrible oral fixation myself.
[11:41:01] * Subsentient injects AndyTheAbsurd with 2.4% nicotine e-juice
[11:41:47] <cmn32480> so.. you like sucking dick AndyTheAbsurd?
[11:42:12] <cmn32480> at least that is the way it sounds
[11:42:29] <crutchy> he might like receiving :p
[11:42:49] <crutchy> ~g'day cmn32480
[11:42:50] <cmn32480> well.. I think we all like receiving
[11:42:54] * exec single-candidly pesters a pair of used panties full of hornets with cmn32480
[11:42:57] <cmn32480> ~gday crutchy
[11:42:59] * exec seductively scissors a singularity of can you feel it Mr. Krabs for crutchy
[11:43:03] <Subsentient> ~gday cmn32480
[11:43:05] <crutchy> lol
[11:43:15] <cmn32480> ~gday Subsentient
[11:43:19] * exec hurriedly experiences a safespace of hip hop with Subsentient
[11:43:21] <crutchy> you borkded it
[11:43:23] <Subsentient> ~gday cmn32480
[11:43:27] <Subsentient> ~gday cmn32480
[11:43:27] <Subsentient> ~gday cmn32480
[11:43:27] * exec romantically tosses a petabyte of rotgut to cmn32480
[11:43:31] <Subsentient> ~gday cmn32480
[11:43:32] <cmn32480> easy tiger
[11:43:34] <Subsentient> ~gday cmn32480
[11:44:10] <Subsentient> $burrito cmn32480
[11:44:10] * aqu4 chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at cmn32480
[11:44:12] <Subsentient> there.
[11:44:23] <crutchy> ~up
[11:44:25] <exec> uptime: 5d 0:4:16
[11:44:32] <Subsentient> ~quit
[11:44:34] <crutchy> at least its not ded
[11:44:50] <cmn32480> ~rehash
[11:45:01] <crutchy> need a resource usage script
[11:45:07] <exec> successfully reloaded exec file (149 aliases)
[11:45:10] <Subsentient> crutchy: Restart the damn bot.
[11:45:22] <cmn32480> ~restart
[11:45:25] <exec> successfully saved buckets file (42.8 kb)
[11:45:26] <crutchy> cmn32480 can do that if he wants
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[11:45:56] <Subsentient> ~gday cmn32480
[11:46:08] * exec proverbially formulates a crust of GNU/toecheese for cmn32480
[11:46:13] <Subsentient> ~gday cmn32480
[11:46:19] * exec single-candidly crossbreeds a wad of meat with cmn32480
[11:46:26] <Subsentient> ~gday crutchy, yay
[11:46:29] * exec carefully slides an anvil of Khyber's AC LEDs to crutchy,
[11:46:33] <Subsentient> ~gday crutchy, yay
[11:46:36] * exec ironically crossbreeds a blerg of stiff, crusty jizz towel with crutchy,
[11:46:42] <crutchy> ew
[11:46:56] <Subsentient> ~gday #soylent
[11:46:59] * exec diarrhetically internalizes a purse of eyeball jelly in #soylent
[11:47:33] <crutchy> minion dieded :(
[11:47:40] <crutchy> poor sylnt :p
[11:47:42] <Subsentient> crutchy: I had fun perverting exec.
[11:47:49] <Subsentient> ~gday <list>
[11:47:54] <exec> http://ix.io
[11:48:08] <crutchy> i'm pretty sure you were late to that party
[11:48:27] <crutchy> chromas beat you to it
[11:48:42] <cmn32480> crutchy helped some too
[11:48:58] <crutchy> nonono i only teach it clean stuff :p
[11:49:25] <Subsentient> http://pastebin.com
[11:49:26] <smake> ^ 03"undead gerbil swarm", "bass hole", "fencepost error", - Pastebin.com
[11:50:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~g'day >beverage charmin extra-soft
[11:50:03] <exec> added to beverages
[11:50:24] <crutchy> lol "fencepost error"?
[11:51:00] <Subsentient> $ddg fencepost error
[11:51:00] <aqu4> Unable to retrieve results, can't download results!
[11:51:04] <Subsentient> dammit.
[11:51:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~g fencepost error
[11:51:15] <exec> [google] https://en.wikipedia.org
[11:51:40] <crutchy> oh fuck them. i always do that
[11:52:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> i should write #find over into the new MrPlow for when exec is broke.
[11:52:05] <crutchy> mainly cos pascal strings are indexed from 1 and php strings are indexed from 0
[11:52:43] <Subsentient> ~gday crutchy
[11:52:45] * exec disturbingly experiences a blagoblag of nasty v with crutchy
[11:52:46] <chromas> Hey now, fencepost != off-by-one ;)
[11:52:47] <Subsentient> ~gday crutchy
[11:52:50] * exec romantically flicks a caravan of goatse.cx at crutchy
[11:52:52] <Subsentient> ~gday crutchy
[11:52:54] * exec abnormally refactors The Cloud of glowballs for crutchy
[11:52:56] <Subsentient> ~gday crutchy
[11:52:59] * exec accidentally queefs a scrote of bewb at crutchy
[11:53:02] <Subsentient> ~gday crutchy
[11:53:04] * exec insatiably scissors a misused Excel sheet of g'day juice for crutchy
[11:53:07] <Subsentient> ~gday crutchy
[11:53:10] * exec sardonically piles a cache of eyeball jelly on crutchy
[11:53:15] <Subsentient> :^D
[11:53:56] <crutchy> chromas, i make fencepost errors mainly when i'm doing pixel calcs
[11:54:26] * Subsentient always makes fencepost errors
[11:54:38] <crutchy> cos delphi canvas lineto doesn't fill the target pixel
[11:54:59] <crutchy> hmm actually not sure if that meets the def of a fencepost error
[11:55:15] <crutchy> i make all sorts of stupid errors
[11:55:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> i mostly make punctuation errors
[11:56:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> get all typey and forget a ; or } or forget to delete a now-unused }
[11:57:43] <cmn32480> ~quit
[11:57:45] <exec> successfully saved buckets file (45.8 kb)
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[11:58:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~g'day >beverage relevant whitespace
[11:58:50] <cmn32480> he will be back in a moment.. his box had some security stuff that required a reboot
[11:58:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> bah
[11:59:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> mine prolly does too but you don't see me rebooting
[11:59:52] <cmn32480> nope... nope I don't
[12:00:05] * cmn32480 thoguht reboots only happend in Windows
[12:01:04] * TheMightyBuzzard ponders installing kexec
[12:01:32] <cmn32480> ~g kexec
[12:01:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> meh, i dislike bootstrap levitation. i'll just reboot when i need to.
[12:01:38] <cmn32480> DOH
[12:01:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> bwahahahaha
[12:02:29] * Subsentient restarts Xorg a lot more than the rest of his OS
[12:03:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> not i. the amd x driver corrupts the terminal and leaves me unable to see what i'm doing on it.
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[12:03:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~g'day >beverage relevant whitespace
[12:03:50] <exec> added to beverages
[12:04:17] <cmn32480> yeah.. the box needed to get poled in the eye
[12:08:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, i don't believe ima try doing json in C. insanely easier to send it to perl and only send back what i need.
[12:15:16] <crutchy> ublock_origin++
[12:15:16] <Bender> karma - ublock_origin: 1
[12:15:25] <crutchy> no more fuckin slow ass youtube comments :)
[12:16:19] <crutchy> doh!
[12:16:23] <crutchy> spoke too soon
[12:16:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> hur hur hur
[12:16:58] <chromas> t,b: use python; that tkaes care of your missing symbols :D
[12:17:12] * chromas can't abbr,v
[12:17:27] * crutchy wonders if he made the filter wrong
[12:18:14] <chromas> Comments don't load if that section's offscreen
[12:18:28] <chromas> so make your window smaller or don't scroll down
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[12:23:28] <crutchy> ooh. seems to work now
[12:23:37] <crutchy> just had to remove www. from the filter
[12:25:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> what's the filter?
[12:26:00] <crutchy> youtube.com###watch-discussion
[12:29:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, nevermind. can't block it with adblock and noscript isn't fine-grained enough.
[12:32:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> i mean you can HIDE it with adblock but you can't keep it from running
[12:32:53] <crutchy> the little loading circle thingy doesn't show, and its bucketloads quicker so i'm assuming its not loading
[12:32:59] <crutchy> but not really sure
[12:33:02] * TheMightyBuzzard shurgs
[12:47:03] <cmn32480> sweet Jesus do I have a case of the Mondays
[12:47:20] <crutchy> had that today too
[12:47:31] * chromas kicks cmn32480's ass for saying something like that
[12:47:37] <crutchy> i was struggling to stay awake at 9am
[12:47:55] <crutchy> after only 45 mins at work :(
[12:48:14] <chromas> When you fall asleep at work, do you count shekels?
[12:48:25] <crutchy> heh
[12:48:27] <crutchy> i wish
[12:48:51] * chromas notices crutchy must be on vacation
[12:49:00] <crutchy> ~time
[12:49:02] <exec> Monday, 11 April 2016 @ 10:49 pm GMT+10 - Traralgon VIC
[12:49:13] <chromas> oh that's right; dst
[12:49:20] <chromas> dst--
[12:49:20] <Bender> karma - dst: -6
[12:49:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm doin pretty well really. getting rid of a mess of statically sized variables so i don't have to check their size to prevent overflows.
[12:49:53] <chromas> You just need a string class :D
[12:50:19] <chromas> C needs ansistrings ;)
[12:50:40] <cmn32480> crutchy - It is 8:49am... and I am struggling to stay awake... what'd you put in exec that is causing this?
[12:50:57] * crutchy blames autumn weather
[12:51:18] * cmn32480 blames spring weather
[12:52:30] <crutchy> chromas, C just needs a CL (VCL without the Visual)
[12:52:31] <crutchy> :D
[12:52:44] <crutchy> TStringList ftw!
[12:53:05] <crutchy> or.. i guess even string ftw :)
[12:53:23] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Hack Your Fitness Data - http://sylnt.us - Ferris-Bueller's-Day-Off || What Happens When You Shoot a Golf Ball at a Balloon Filled With Non-Newtonian Fluid? - http://sylnt.us - fun-with-physics || Google Still Making Robots - http://sylnt.us - who-is-YOUR-favorite-robot?
[12:53:24] <cmn32480> is there a kite on the end of this string?
[12:53:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, sqlite3_mprintf lets you chain a mess of variables together to fill it in one line of code. and resizes the malloc'd array to fit. and returns a pointer to the array. all you gotta do is remember to sqlite3_free() it
[12:53:37] <crutchy> usually there's a ;
[12:53:54] <Runaway1956> Kinda cool site - put anything you like in the search field, some of the "study sets" suck, others are very good
[12:53:55] * cmn32480 wonders if somebody replaced the real coffee with decaf
[12:54:01] <Runaway1956> https://quizlet.com
[12:54:01] <smake> ^ 03Search Quizlet | Quizlet
[12:54:08] <crutchy> bastards!
[12:54:15] <crutchy> cmn32480, that's the death penalty
[12:54:21] * Runaway1956 turns on the un-decaffeinater
[12:54:42] <cmn32480> crutchy - instant fired
[12:54:42] <Runaway1956> ~smake crutchy caffeine
[12:54:45] <crutchy> better enable coffee cam
[12:54:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, try putting it in the other end of your body. quicker absorption.
[12:54:59] * crutchy waits for the 90's to come a streaming
[12:55:00] <cmn32480> and it makes you poo smell good!@
[12:55:21] <cmn32480> Runaway1956 - smake starts w/ a #
[12:55:26] <crutchy> is coffee pot cam still alive?
[12:55:33] <crutchy> it might be ded
[12:55:43] <cmn32480> I can see ours from my chair
[12:55:50] <crutchy> noice
[12:55:51] <Runaway1956> VPN, anyone? Side effect of putting the VPN on the router, it kinda stabilizes a shitty connection
[12:56:15] <Runaway1956> Can't say why, but the shit became a lot less smelly after I put it there, instead of on my machine
[12:56:30] * crutchy is hiding right next to the stairwell
[12:56:46] <Runaway1956> #smake crutchy caffeine
[12:56:46] * MrPlow smakes crutchy upside the head with caffeine
[12:56:51] <crutchy> used to have a window seat but i gave it away to get out of the trafficable area of the office
[12:57:03] <crutchy> unfortunately the traffic kinda re-routed towards me :|
[12:57:16] <Runaway1956> it's your magnetic personality
[12:57:35] <crutchy> we have a few more people since i moved
[12:57:42] <Runaway1956> The women can't resist you
[12:57:46] <Runaway1956> the homos can't resist you
[12:57:53] <crutchy> very... manly... women
[12:58:28] <crutchy> these "women" usually just come over to give me work :(
[12:58:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> Runaway1956, no idea. generally a VPN slows down your connection not makes it more stable.
[12:58:52] <crutchy> though i guess the day they stop doing that is the day i fear for my job
[12:59:16] <Runaway1956> It hasn't gotten any faster - but in my up/down graphs, all those crazy assed spikes have disappeared
[12:59:42] <crutchy> manly_women_bringing_job_security++
[12:59:42] <Bender> karma - manly_women_bringing_job_security: 1
[13:00:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> mmm, could be you just have a more reliable route to your vpn server than to some parts of the net.
[13:00:32] <crutchy> is there a more elegant way to do this?
[13:00:33] <crutchy> $tmp=$exec_list[$alias];
[13:00:33] <crutchy> unset($exec_list[$alias]);
[13:00:33] <crutchy> $exec_list[$parts[2]]=$tmp;
[13:00:59] <crutchy> looks a bit fugly, but i don't wanna delete an alias if $parts[2] == $alias
[13:02:23] <crutchy> (its to rename the $exec_list element key
[13:03:02] <crutchy> might have to do for now
[13:04:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> if(parts[2] != $alias) { do stuff }
[13:04:38] <crutchy> hmm. yeah actually probably wouldn't hurt do add that
[13:04:49] <crutchy> TheMightyBuzzard+++
[13:04:52] <crutchy> derp
[13:04:54] <crutchy> TheMightyBuzzard++
[13:04:54] <Bender> karma - themightybuzzard: 226
[13:05:19] <crutchy> then i can add a "you fkin idiot" response message :)
[13:05:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> always a good thing
[13:05:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> #help help
[13:05:39] <MrPlow> Yes, recursion is neat. Now bugger off.
[13:08:57] <crutchy> if ($parts[2]===$alias)
[13:08:58] <crutchy> {
[13:08:58] <crutchy> $msg="good one you idiot";
[13:08:58] <crutchy> return False;
[13:08:58] <crutchy> }
[13:08:58] <crutchy> $exec_list[$parts[2]]=$exec_list[$alias];
[13:09:00] <crutchy> unset($exec_list[$alias]);
[13:09:02] <crutchy> $msg="alias \"$alias\" successfully renamed";
[13:09:07] <AndyTheAbsurd> #help
[13:09:07] <MrPlow> bnk, help, perl6, roll, smake, smakeadd, socialist, submit, weather, weatheradd, youtube
[13:09:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> three equals? wtf
[13:09:28] <Runaway1956> Socialist?
[13:09:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> #socialist Runaway1956
[13:09:37] <MrPlow> Runaway1956 , you're a socialist!
[13:09:43] <AndyTheAbsurd> three equals is javascript for "two items have the same type and value" I think
[13:10:25] <crutchy> TheMightyBuzzard, === checks type as well as value
[13:10:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> blarg
[13:10:34] <crutchy> shitty weak-type language thing
[13:11:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, perl don't care about that. a scalar is a scalar is a scalar.
[13:11:12] <crutchy> 0 vs False vs "0" etc
[13:11:37] <crutchy> == will treat them all as equal
[13:11:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> as well it should.
[13:12:04] <crutchy> heh
[13:12:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> if you're returning "0" from a function you should be smaked repeatedly until you fix it.
[13:12:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smakeadd division by zero
[13:12:51] <MrPlow> Added "division by zero".
[13:12:53] <crutchy> usually only a trap with functions that could return 0 as an array/string index or False as an error
[13:13:22] <crutchy> mixed type return values are retarded anyway though
[13:13:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> false should be nothing but an alias for 0
[13:13:29] <crutchy> yeah
[13:14:06] <crutchy> coming from pascal there are a lot of things i despise about php
[13:14:37] <crutchy> but its gud for whackery hackery i'll give it that :)
[13:14:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> i LIKE weakly typed languages but don't try to mix strong types into them
[13:15:09] <crutchy> yeah its a bit dumb
[13:15:29] <crutchy> like for strpos you gotta check for False return value using ===
[13:15:39] <crutchy> cos 0 means the first character
[13:15:43] <crutchy> false means error
[13:15:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> ha
[13:16:00] <AndyTheAbsurd> why the fuck didn't they use -1 for error?
[13:16:05] <crutchy> i dunno
[13:16:28] <crutchy> most sane languages would use -1
[13:16:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> perl you just use a regex cause fuck efficiency.
[13:16:42] <crutchy> i use -1 in pascal string functions
[13:16:45] <crutchy> lol
[13:17:17] * Subsentient liked statically typed languages that allow easy type punning, like good old C.
[13:17:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> seriously, unless you're doing something like parsing the comment template a couple hundred times for a busy story, it don't make a fuck. nearly instant == instant
[13:17:58] <crutchy> i don't mind occasional typecasting, but i like the safety of pascal types
[13:18:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> safety... pffft
[13:18:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> safety is for the meek
[13:18:51] <crutchy> tmb, to be honest that === i used in mah code above could probably be a ==, but its habit to use === when comparing values
[13:19:09] <crutchy> only time i generally use == is for functions that only return true or false
[13:19:33] <AndyTheAbsurd> http://i.imgur.com
[13:19:40] <crutchy> in php'
[13:19:46] <crutchy> s case its safer to use ===
[13:19:49] <crutchy> if in doubt
[13:20:58] <crutchy> AndyTheAbsurd, is that winbash or gitbash or something?
[13:20:59] * TheMightyBuzzard hugs his perl interpreter where 0 = "0" and false = anything less than or equal to 0, or undef.
[13:21:10] <AndyTheAbsurd> winbash I guess
[13:21:17] <AndyTheAbsurd> there's not a lot of context
[13:22:06] <crutchy> hmm. yeah gitbash looks like this:
[13:22:06] <crutchy> Jared@jared-desktop MINGW32 ~
[13:22:07] <crutchy> $
[13:22:07] <aqu4> You must specify something to search DuckDuckGo for.
[13:22:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> used to use cygwin bash a lot but then i got entirely over the odd desire to stay on windows.
[13:22:50] <crutchy> its handy cos i can ssh into vms from mah windows box at work
[13:24:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> just run winders in a VM for the winders things you need.
[13:24:40] <crutchy> would if i could
[13:25:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> kick your head of IT inna nutz until he says you can.
[13:25:24] <crutchy> i'm sorta one of them (though not really in charge of the windoze stuff)
[13:25:30] <crutchy> but we use autodesk shit
[13:25:40] <crutchy> autodesk == windows
[13:25:58] <crutchy> and also autodesk == resource hog
[13:26:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> meh, yeah it would prolly suck in a VM
[13:26:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> tell em you need a real box to sit beside it. with blackjack, and hookers, and linux.
[13:26:46] <crutchy> as much as autodesk is the devil, i actually don't mind inventor
[13:26:59] <crutchy> heh. i already got one :)
[13:27:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, thas fine then.
[13:27:13] <cmn32480> hookers? share!
[13:27:25] <crutchy> apt-get install hookers
[13:27:37] * crutchy is not trying that right now
[13:27:40] <crutchy> :D
[13:27:44] <cmn32480> lol
[13:28:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> bah, yaourt -Ss hookers returns nada
[13:28:21] <crutchy> E: Unable to locate package hookers
[13:28:23] <crutchy> :(
[13:28:26] <crutchy> lol
[13:28:29] <crutchy> ~deb hookers
[13:28:31] <exec> E: No packages found
[13:28:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> i should hope not
[13:28:40] <crutchy> forgot about that
[13:29:16] <crutchy> yeah i'd be worried if it found a hooker with a package
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[13:30:36] <crutchy> ~aur hooker
[13:31:09] <crutchy> either it borked, or its looking really really hard :p
[13:31:31] <crutchy> ~info aur
[13:31:33] <exec> 02 *** error: alias not found
[13:31:37] <crutchy> derp
[13:32:10] <crutchy> ~update-exec-file scripts/aur.php
[13:32:12] <exec> attempting to download https://raw.githubusercontent.com
[13:32:12] <exec> successfully saved downloaded content to "/home/chris/Downloads/Exec/exec-irc-bot-master/scripts/aur.php"
[13:32:16] <crutchy> ~rehash
[13:32:27] <exec> successfully reloaded exec file (149 aliases)
[13:32:33] <crutchy> ~info aur
[13:32:37] <exec> 02 *** error: alias not found
[13:32:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> i should write a ransomware worm that uses leet rot13 encryption
[13:33:06] <crutchy> lol
[13:33:26] <crutchy> dunno why its not picking up that alias
[13:33:35] <crutchy> ~info ~moo
[13:33:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~aur hookers
[13:33:37] <exec> 02exec: ~moo|10|0|1|1|||||apt-get moo
[13:33:38] <exec> 02file: exec.txt [modified: 2016-01-24 08:21:14, size: 2669 bytes]
[13:33:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~info ~aur
[13:34:39] <crutchy> can't run x atm cos i'm mid-bork :p
[13:35:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> fun
[13:36:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... i should fix MrPlow to be multi-channel-safe and add a #join command
[13:37:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> going to be a bit of a pain. maybe i'll start tomorrow
[13:38:41] <crutchy> this is mah little macro parser so far. https://github.com
[13:38:43] <smake> ^ 03exec-irc-bot/irc_lib.php at master · crutchy-/exec-irc-bot · GitHub ( https://github.com )
[13:38:44] <crutchy> very slow going
[13:39:13] <crutchy> need a burst of enthusiasm drugs or something
[13:39:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> the thread processing queue doesn't store channel data right now so ima hafta make it, which means rewriting everything that sends to it and everything that reads from it.
[13:39:42] <crutchy> oh
[13:39:52] <crutchy> sounds kinda nasty in C maybe?
[13:40:09] <crutchy> or just a couple of functions?
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[13:40:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> the perl and say and emote queues do, thankfully. i just didn't think to put it in when i wrote the thread activities queue.
[13:40:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, rewriting half a dozen functions or so.
[13:41:05] <crutchy> well have fun with that. i'ma go count sheep
[13:41:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> enjoy
[13:41:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gnight crutchy
[13:41:15] <crutchy> ~g'night o/
[13:41:16] * exec cohesively flicks a purse of grits at crutchy
[13:41:17] * exec seductively gives birth to black parking lot of boiled dog for o/
[13:41:24] <crutchy> lol
[13:41:57] <cmn32480> ~gnight crutchy
[13:41:59] * exec disturbingly tosses a bathtub of Hillary Clinton's clit to crutchy
[13:42:21] * cmn32480 finds a bucket and vomits
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[14:24:32] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Cincinnati Bell Asks to End Telegraphy Service - http://sylnt.us - put-that-stuff-in-a-museum
[15:14:32] <Runaway1956> Holy shit - decided to clean out my inbox on Gmail - 16,000 down to 3901 - it took a few minutes
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[15:51:40] <cmn32480> packrat
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[15:55:41] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Supermassive Black Holes May be Lurking Everywhere in the Universe - http://sylnt.us - black-hole-sun-won't-you-come
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[16:01:12] <Runaway1956> Supermassive black holes? Ethanol fueled?
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[16:32:26] * TheMightyBuzzard yawns
[16:32:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> almost time for my lunchtime nap
[16:33:19] <FrogBlast> My day has just begun.
[16:35:59] <cmn32480> rought gettin' old buzzard?
[16:36:05] <cmn32480> ~gday Frogblast
[16:36:07] * exec emphatically two fingers of gil ██████████████ Frogblast
[16:36:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> terrible, yep
[16:36:15] <cmn32480> long time no see
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[16:47:06] <FrogBlast> howdy
[16:47:19] <FrogBlast> (Distracted by work-job)
[16:56:18] <FrogBlast> I got to try the HTC Vive over the weekend.
[16:57:27] <FrogBlast> I was bracing myself for disappointment, but it was spectacular.
[16:57:32] <AndyTheAbsurd> The VR thing?
[16:57:59] <FrogBlast> Yeah, Valve's kit, with "room-scale" tracking and motion controls.
[16:59:33] <FrogBlast> There are three Microsoft Stores in the US that have them set up, and they give you fifteen minutes , split across four or five VR scenes
[17:01:08] <AndyTheAbsurd> I briefly got to play the original Descent in 1996 on that era's VR gear. It was badass. I bet the modern stuff is *far* more impressive.
[17:02:21] <FrogBlast> It was nuts. Instant addiction. I spent the weekend trying to build my own out of a Google Cardboard and a depth-camera. (very little progress)
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[17:14:25] <cmn32480> coooll
[17:14:33] * cmn32480 si a little jealous\
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[17:22:50] <FrogBlast> It's sort of hard to remember that you can move around. Everyone ahead of me in line sort of planted in the middle, so I made a concious effort to walk around. It's hard to trust the magic grid to keep you from bumping into things.
[17:26:51] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Boston Globe Publishes Parody Front Page of Trump Presidency - http://sylnt.us - impartial-4th-estate
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[18:58:00] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - National Popular Vote far Better Than Electoral College System for Choosing Presidents - http://sylnt.us
[19:35:52] <chromas> systemd-- # making me accidentally type "systemd" for "systems"
[19:35:52] <Bender> karma - systemd: -30
[20:59:32] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - These Electric Race Cars Look Just Like Formula 1, But Are Eerily Quiet - http://sylnt.us - zoom-quietly
[21:01:52] <chromas> Bender: you're doin' it wrong
[21:02:26] <chromas> Bender: s/Are.*t/…/
[21:02:33] <chromas> ~sed on
[21:02:35] <exec> sed already enabled for 10#Soylent
[21:02:44] <chromas> exec: you are drunk, sir
[21:03:56] <cmn32480> prolly... his op wishes he was drunk
[21:30:54] <Gravis> ahh... nothing like harassing corporate stooges with reality.
[21:34:34] <Gravis> take that, machine! https://github.com https://github.com
[21:34:35] <smake> ^✓ 03EME undermines its stated purpose · Issue #156 · w3c/encrypted-media · GitHub
[21:34:35] <smake> ^ 03CDMs are platform dependant · Issue #157 · w3c/encrypted-media · GitHub
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[22:25:31] <takyon> http://www.npr.org
[22:25:31] <smake> ^ 03Texas Attorney General, Already Facing Criminal Charges, Accused Of Civil Fraud : The Two-Way : NPR
[22:30:41] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Video Gamers Feel Less Guilt the Longer They Play - http://sylnt.us - kill-them-monsters
[23:52:15] <SirFinkus> I'Z PRESIDENT NAW
[23:52:42] <FrogBlast> Good EVEning MISter PREZident.
[23:53:42] <SirFinkus> please don't use gendered honorifics FrogBlast
[23:54:00] <SirFinkus> that's my first law
[23:54:09] <FrogBlast> Blame Zoidberg.
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