#Soylent | Logs for 2016-04-10

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[00:25:45] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Tesla Reaches 325,000 Preorders for Model 3, But Can It Deliver? - http://sylnt.us - what-say-you,-betteridge?
[00:33:02] <crutchy> ~link bewbs https://www.youtube.com
[00:33:03] <exec> └─ bewbs => https://www.youtube.com
[00:41:14] <cmn32480> all the parts are in... now I gotta rearrange stuff so that it'll fit...
[00:49:31] <chromas> Bender: grab cmn32480
[00:49:31] <Bender> Added quote 711
[00:49:53] * chromas suspects cmn32480's been waiting for that
[00:50:10] <cmn32480> nope
[00:50:16] <cmn32480> was moving the keyboard drawer
[00:51:04] * chromas peeks in cmn's drawers
[00:51:24] * cmn32480 smakes chromas with just the tip
[00:52:48] <cmn32480> now I have to go watch Outlander with the wife
[00:53:48] <chromas> I got the tip; and can have the rest
[00:56:07] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Red-Crowned Parrots Find Sanctuary in US Cities as Mexican Cousins Struggle - http://sylnt.us - polly-want-a-cracker
[01:56:54] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Kepler Spacecraft Enters Emergency Mode - http://sylnt.us - hijacked-by-aliens
[02:12:10] <Bytram> #submit http://www.cnbc.com "Creating a culture that encourages workers to get more sleep can be a boon to your business, said Aetna Chairman and CEO Mark Bertolini."
[02:26:04] <Deucalion> That can't be right... surely businesses succeed when everyone works 70 hours a week while being paid for 40 :D
[02:35:42] <Bytram> maybe, if the CEOs got enough sleep, they'd see that their employees should, too?
[02:41:40] <Deucalion> I've yet to see a sleep deprived CEO Bytram. Ohh... I see what you did there :P
[02:41:58] <Bytram> :)
[02:42:30] <Bytram> the trick is to get your office furniture to include a bed. ;)
[02:43:14] <Bytram> ~nyse a
[02:43:16] <exec> 39.54
[02:43:18] <exec> http://www.google.com
[02:43:26] <Bytram> ~nyse c
[02:43:28] <exec> 40.48
[02:43:31] <exec> http://www.google.com
[02:43:34] <Bytram> ~nyse m
[02:43:37] <exec> 39.67
[02:43:39] <exec> http://www.google.com
[02:43:51] <Bytram> ~nyse msft
[02:43:53] <exec> 54.42
[02:43:55] <exec> http://www.google.com
[02:43:57] <Bytram> ~nyse aapl
[02:43:59] <exec> 108.66
[02:44:01] <exec> http://www.google.com
[02:44:08] <Bytram> ~nyse goog
[02:44:12] <exec> 739.15
[02:44:14] <exec> http://www.google.com
[03:02:31] <Gravis> ~nyse fuck
[03:02:34] <exec> http://www.google.com
[03:02:51] <Gravis> lame
[03:04:00] <Bytram> there's an opportunity for you, then. Incorporate your own company, name it as you wish, and build revenues/income until you can get it listed on the NYSE
[03:04:02] <Bytram> ;)
[03:06:52] <Gravis> i bet they have stupid rules against it
[03:54:30] <cmn32480> fuck me
[03:55:21] <cmn32480> ever put a PC together and realize that some legacy port is necessary? Like the new box I am getting running... the DVD Roms tha I have had forever is IDE... whcih doens't exist anymore
[03:58:37] <cmn32480> bytram !!
[03:59:56] <Bytram> IDE -- yep.
[04:00:42] <cmn32480> yeah.. I laughed... then cussed
[04:01:02] <cmn32480> and figured I'd blame you
[04:01:09] <Bytram> wait ... DVD ROMs -- you mean discs or the drive itself?
[04:01:14] <cmn32480> the drive
[04:01:17] <Bytram> oh.
[04:01:20] <Deucalion> Vbox can present IDE legacy drives
[04:01:25] <cmn32480> I've had the same drive 10+ years...
[04:01:27] * Bytram has a spare USB one around here somehwere
[04:01:37] <cmn32480> me too... that's how I'm loading the drviers
[04:01:45] <cmn32480> the problem is not that the drive doesnt' work
[04:01:59] <Bytram> oh, so you are NOT dead in the water, so to speak (write)
[04:02:00] <cmn32480> it's that there isn't a connection for it on the motherboard
[04:02:11] <Bytram> hrrm
[04:02:18] <Bytram> oh, I get it now.
[04:02:31] <Bytram> maybe you should check the fatherboard?
[04:02:37] <cmn32480> so I cna put it in the tower... but I got nothignt o connect it to
[04:02:41] <cmn32480> lol
[04:02:46] <Bytram> or maybe a washboard?
[04:02:52] <Bytram> or are you just bored?
[04:02:56] <cmn32480> breadboard?
[04:03:01] <Bytram> btw, congrats on your new box!!
[04:03:04] <Bytram> !woop
[04:03:05] <Bender> woop woop woop (\/) (;,,;) (\/)
[04:03:05] <cmn32480> thansk
[04:03:13] <cmn32480> the wife is a tad pissed about it
[04:03:22] <cmn32480> but she'll get over it with her shiny new laptop
[04:03:24] <Bytram> what did you finally decide on ?
[04:03:36] <Bytram> quid PRO quo, eh?
[04:03:52] <cmn32480> the AMD FX-8350, a GTX970 and 8GB of RAm
[04:04:10] <Bytram> the AMD, is that a quad core?
[04:04:16] <cmn32480> OCto
[04:04:27] <Bytram> octopus?
[04:04:34] <cmn32480> 4GHz, overclockable to 4.2, and 8 cores
[04:04:41] <Bytram> prety good james bond flick: octopussy
[04:04:56] <Bytram> that should take care of most anything you can throw at it!
[04:04:56] <cmn32480> yeah.. I eight that one up
[04:05:01] <Bytram> ROFL!!!!!!
[04:05:07] <Bytram> got me on that one!
[04:05:10] <cmn32480> that is the plan.. since I won't be allowed to upgrade again for 10 years
[04:05:28] <cmn32480> at least not without catching a helliva lot of grief
[04:05:30] <Bytram> that was "10" in binary, right? ;)
[04:05:42] <cmn32480> certainly!
[04:05:59] <Bytram> "There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who do not."
[04:06:19] <cmn32480> now we are jsut installing all the bits and pieces... various motherboard drivers... I'll have to update the Graphics card drivers... all that fun crap
[04:06:28] <cmn32480> two right!
[04:07:23] <Bytram> too write?
[04:07:43] <Bytram> tew rite?
[04:08:19] <Bytram> to wrights flew a plain
[04:08:40] <cmn32480> 3 lefts make a right?
[04:09:47] <Bytram> yes, they do.
[04:10:29] <Bytram> was actually given that as directions once.
[04:10:52] <cmn32480> if all the streets are one way.. and you can't make a left to get the one you need.. then it makes sense
[04:11:30] <Bytram> was actually a biut more interesting than that
[04:11:36] <Bytram> the main road was heading north
[04:11:52] <Bytram> wanted to make a right to gt onto a bridge that crossed the river
[04:12:02] <Bytram> but that ramp awas about 50 feet above you
[04:12:06] <Bytram> so drive under the ramp
[04:12:19] <cmn32480> right
[04:12:21] <Bytram> take a left for about 1/4 mile
[04:12:28] <cmn32480> and swim
[04:12:39] <Bytram> then take another left til you interesect with the on-ramp
[04:12:46] <Bytram> and then one more left to actually get on it.
[04:14:45] <cmn32480> ~gnight bytram
[04:14:47] * exec crutchyly terrorizes a hugbox of poop cola with bytram
[04:15:28] <Bytram> thanks for the kind wishes! and the same to you!
[04:15:32] <Bytram> ~gnight cmn32480
[04:15:34] * exec problematically pukes a data stream of nasty, rotten burrito on cmn32480
[04:15:53] <cmn32480> learning from that other bot again... don't make me tell crutchy
[04:16:41] <Bytram> make it go standin a corner
[04:17:05] Bytram is now known as Bytram|away
[04:28:49] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Price of a US First Class Stamp may be Falling - http://sylnt.us - make-it-up-on-volume?
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[04:41:12] <Floater> 'Sup Fuckers.
[04:41:54] <SirFinkus> sup
[04:42:24] <Floater> Niggerdicks.
[04:42:32] <SirFinkus> oh shit
[04:42:34] <SirFinkus> I have an IRC story
[04:42:50] <Floater> Share it with us, Fink.
[04:42:50] <SirFinkus> I'm pretty sure I got my privilege checked today
[04:43:00] <SirFinkus> I was with the convo club downtown
[04:43:21] <SirFinkus> and for no fucking reason this fat lesbian walked right up to me, started flipping the bird and screaming at me
[04:43:32] <SirFinkus> it was weird
[04:43:47] <Floater> You are a White male?
[04:43:51] <SirFinkus> yes
[04:44:37] <cmn32480> holy fuckballs
[04:44:37] <Floater> *Writes notes* and go on to explain this to us
[04:45:11] <cmn32480> SirFinkus - the new PC is running
[04:45:16] <SirFinkus> I ended up just looking her in the eyes and smiling
[04:45:21] <SirFinkus> seemed to work
[04:45:32] <cmn32480> on MEDIUM, I am looking at 317k PPD
[04:45:40] <SirFinkus> fuck yeah cmn32480
[04:45:42] <cmn32480> and that number is climbing
[04:45:57] <cmn32480> 327
[04:46:11] <cmn32480> 330
[04:46:26] <cmn32480> I don't know if I dare put it on full... jsut to see...
[04:46:41] <Floater> Do it. DO IT now.
[04:46:51] <crutchy> cmn32480, does it have flaming exhausts?
[04:46:59] <cmn32480> no
[04:47:03] <SirFinkus> the convo club thing was a lot of fun, went a lot smoother than I expected
[04:47:03] <Floater> Ayem Fokker
[04:47:05] <crutchy> aww
[04:47:06] <cmn32480> and the heat sink is still cold
[04:47:19] * cmn32480 looks to see if Speedfan in on the dektop
[04:47:19] <Floater> The Fokker Triplane.
[04:47:27] <crutchy> is it an i7 with a K on the end of the model no?
[04:47:35] <SirFinkus> then they asked if I wanted some dumplings, and you don't say no when some fresh off the boat chinese people ask if you want dumplings
[04:47:38] <cmn32480> AMD FX-8350
[04:47:45] <SirFinkus> so I got in their car and we drove an hour for dumplings lol
[04:47:53] <crutchy> haha you're a cheapskate like me :D
[04:48:09] <cmn32480> 337
[04:48:21] <cmn32480> still on medium and still climing
[04:48:30] <crutchy> dumpling!? on you're so CIS
[04:48:42] * cmn32480 moves to full and waits for smoke
[04:48:44] <SirFinkus> best dumplings I've ever had
[04:48:47] <Floater> You gross homo bastards.
[04:48:54] <SirFinkus> I also got kimchi noodle soup
[04:49:07] <crutchy> is that code for hot steamy sex?
[04:49:16] <SirFinkus> no
[04:49:23] <Deucalion> Wait.... should I make a joke about Abby right now? I'm so confusedballs, I may have to grow a beard.
[04:49:41] <SirFinkus> damn, I thought you said arby's
[04:49:46] <crutchy> Deucalion, just use gentoo and the beard will be installed for you
[04:50:02] <SirFinkus> and thought you'd joined our degeneracy
[04:50:25] <Deucalion> damn... thought I had to compile my own beard to have any respect around here
[04:50:41] <crutchy> that's part of the 'using gentoo' bit :p
[04:51:39] <SirFinkus> god, I got my amp sounding exactly how I wanted it to now
[04:51:44] <Floater> mainstream media is the creme del la crapp.
[04:51:44] <Floater> Let them sod of and die.
[04:52:20] <Floater> Fink, the niggers are going to beat you up.
[04:52:28] <Floater> THey'll beat everybody here up. Bahahahahahhahhaha!
[04:52:57] <SirFinkus> why do you say that?
[04:54:09] <Floater> You will NEVER know.
[04:54:09] <Floater> SUck mny dick fuckstick
[04:54:25] * SirFinkus licks lips
[04:55:15] <Deucalion> Floater? really
[04:56:11] <cmn32480> aww... Floater's the Shit....
[04:56:15] <cmn32480> get it?
[04:56:32] * cmn32480 waits to get kicked for the bad pun
[04:57:34] <Floater> > anybody other than Ethanol-fuel;ed getting thrown out.
[04:57:34] <Floater> I will show you bastards.
[04:57:34] <Floater> https://www.youtube.com
[04:57:40] <smake> ^ 03Winair Flight St Maarten to St Barth Cockpit view Amazing Takeoff and Landing - YouTube
[04:57:58] <SirFinkus> is it sad that I've already seen it?
[04:58:28] <Floater> Yeah, because I'ce shawcased it.
[04:58:39] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[04:58:40] <smake> ^ 03PilotsEYE.tv - A380 Landing KSFO San Francisco SUBTITLES English | without commentary | - YouTube
[04:58:51] * SirFinkus just watched this
[04:59:34] <Deucalion> You can do better Floater - EF does not degenerate to typos... troll well or gtfo
[04:59:56] <Floater> Deucxakion, ban me.,
[05:00:09] <Floater> DO IT!
[05:01:26] <Deucalion> Did I hurt your feelings?
[05:02:10] <Deucalion> Want me to kline you so you can go bitch how you were not heard? Grow up.
[05:02:40] <Floater> DO IT!
[05:02:55] * Deucalion rolleseyes
[05:03:18] <cmn32480> that 320k+ PPD is just the new GPU
[05:03:32] <SirFinkus> what gpu?
[05:03:39] <cmn32480> GTX970
[05:04:41] <cmn32480> wait... my PPD is climbing again
[05:04:48] <cmn32480> 568k
[05:04:51] <cmn32480> 600k
[05:04:55] <SirFinkus> hot damn
[05:04:56] <cmn32480> 630k
[05:05:00] <cmn32480> 655k
[05:05:06] <cmn32480> 680k
[05:05:11] <cmn32480> 700k
[05:05:24] <cmn32480> 737k
[05:05:37] <cmn32480> 779
[05:05:56] <cmn32480> 820
[05:06:07] * cmn32480 hands SirFinkus a mop for the drool
[05:06:11] <cmn32480> 840
[05:06:12] <SirFinkus> at this rate, we should have parkinsons cured within the week
[05:06:31] <cmn32480> 897k
[05:06:37] <Deucalion> Maybe cancer too
[05:06:47] <cmn32480> Eat my dust Belden65
[05:06:48] <exec> 05*** SN funding is currently $984
[05:07:10] <SirFinkus> I think he stopped folding apparently
[05:07:17] <cmn32480> looks that way
[05:08:10] * SirFinkus likes the wings on airbus planes, but boeing planes have nicer bodies and cockpits
[05:09:39] <cmn32480> all right.. tome for me to hit the sack
[05:09:46] <cmn32480> you kids have a good night
[05:10:00] <Deucalion> Have fun with that tome cmn32480 :P
[05:10:15] <cmn32480> I shall do my bestest Deucalion
[05:10:23] * cmn32480 makes a note to install steam tomorrow
[05:10:43] * Deucalion gifts cmn32480 a kettle
[05:10:45] * cmn32480 makes a note to get on TPB and find some new games
[05:12:28] <crutchy> ~link folding
[05:12:31] <exec> ├─ folding@home => http://fah-web.stanford.edu
[05:12:32] <exec> └─ folding@home_stats => http://folding.extremeoverclocking.com
[05:12:48] <cmn32480> still too early for a change there crutchy
[05:13:01] <cmn32480> give it until tomorrow adn my newfound productivity will show
[05:13:01] <crutchy> is crutchy_work doing much?
[05:13:11] <crutchy> i got it on full this weekend
[05:13:15] <Floater> How, I must disapperar.
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[05:14:11] <cmn32480> looks like about 6800ppd.. but the stats will fluctuate based on how often they get collected
[05:14:17] <Deucalion> Elegant exit right there ^^ Something to aspire to :)
[05:14:20] <SirFinkus> http://folding.extremeoverclocking.com
[05:14:26] <cmn32480> extremoverclockiing doesn't seem to get their info every day
[05:14:26] <smake> ^ 03crutchy_work - User Summary - EXTREME Overclocking Folding @ Home Stats
[05:14:28] <SirFinkus> quite a lot crutchy
[05:15:31] <crutchy> few weeks where it was busy crunching work related stuff
[05:15:32] <cmn32480> every bit helps!
[05:17:32] <cmn32480> ~gnight #soylent
[05:17:35] * exec fanatically farts a 400TB/s DDoS of salmonella at #soylent
[05:17:52] <crutchy> ~gnight cmn32480 o/
[05:17:57] * exec crutchyly connects a thing of grits to cmn32480
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[06:48:21] <Subsentient> ~gday #soylent
[06:48:23] * exec single-candidly runs the Installshield Wizard to set up a systemd journal of spiders for #soylent
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[07:00:44] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Muslims in US Becoming a Non-Negligible Democratic Force - http://sylnt.us - making-a-difference
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[07:08:27] <chromas> spiders++
[07:08:27] <Bender> karma - spiders: 0
[07:08:35] <chromas> even though they're out to get us all
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[08:38:12] * Subsentient works on aqu4bot to bring module support
[08:45:19] <crutchy> Subsentient, what sorta modules you doing mate?
[08:45:38] <crutchy> perl stuff like tmb?
[08:45:40] <Subsentient> crutchy: Drop-in-directory-to-compile modules.
[08:45:47] <crutchy> oh
[08:45:48] <Subsentient> C/C++ module support.
[08:45:52] <crutchy> cool
[08:46:04] <Subsentient> Working on the interface for that now.
[08:46:05] <crutchy> is that like dlls
[08:46:16] <crutchy> or actually compiled into the bot?
[08:46:23] <Subsentient> No, because dlls and .so is not portable. So I must have it statically linked into the bot.
[08:46:29] <crutchy> ah
[08:46:36] <Subsentient> type make to recompile them and relink the bot.
[08:46:41] <crutchy> yup
[08:47:12] <crutchy> nexus was very easy to setup
[08:47:34] <crutchy> with a make thingy
[08:47:41] <Subsentient> I'm good at makefiles.
[08:47:56] <Subsentient> I mean, I can make good, well working makefiles.
[08:48:02] <Subsentient> I don't actually know too much of Make's syntax.
[08:53:44] <Subsentient> crutchy: Man, I drank two cups of coffee stronger than the odor of the devil's asshole, but as is often the case, it has done nothing for my energy. Struggling to do anything.
[08:57:15] * crutchy had a shave and a shower before
[08:57:23] <crutchy> helped a little, but yeah not much :|
[08:57:58] <crutchy> got what should be a fairly easy function set up in front of me, but it aint happenin
[09:02:55] <crutchy> its taken me a day and a half just to do this: https://github.com
[09:02:57] <smake> ^ 03exec-irc-bot/irc_lib.php at master · crutchy-/exec-irc-bot · GitHub ( https://github.com )
[09:03:07] <Subsentient> crutchy: I feel like someone used an eggbeater on my brain.
[09:04:07] <crutchy> do you have any icecream?
[09:04:44] <crutchy> my kids are going to bed. i'm pretty sure we got some icecream. i'm just gunna have me some icecream.. WTF~!
[09:04:56] <crutchy> i think my missus just dropped her guts on the way past
[09:05:05] <crutchy> dayam girl that fucking reeks!
[09:05:19] <Subsentient> crutchy: Free fudge.
[09:10:50] <crutchy> ~rps p
[09:10:52] <exec> rank for crutchy: 2 - http://ix.io
[09:12:25] <crutchy> ~rps p
[09:12:26] <exec> rank for crutchy: 2 - http://ix.io
[09:12:52] <crutchy> ~rps p
[09:12:54] <exec> rank for crutchy: 2 - http://ix.io
[09:13:29] <crutchy> ~rps ssssssss
[09:13:31] <exec> sequence trimmed
[09:13:33] <exec> rank for crutchy: 2 - http://ix.io
[09:32:39] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - After Three Years, Dell Still Sells Ubuntu Laptops—Now with Skylake, - http://sylnt.us - apt-get-Dell
[10:19:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:19:35] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2436
[10:25:02] <Subsentient> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[10:25:04] * exec spontaneously pours a box of young-earth creationism for TheMightyBuzzard
[10:25:09] <Subsentient> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[10:25:11] * exec transphobically connects a caravan of words to TheMightyBuzzard
[10:25:13] <Subsentient> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[10:25:15] * exec proverbially queefs a dongle of 04,06derp at TheMightyBuzzard
[10:25:25] <Subsentient> ok, that'll do.
[10:25:40] <Subsentient> 4.
[10:25:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake Subsentient
[10:25:41] * MrPlow smakes Subsentient upside the head with foo"); drop table smakes;
[10:25:58] <Subsentient> lol
[10:26:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> that was prolly chromas
[10:27:29] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: Soon, aqu4bot will once again be a worthy competitor of exec and MrPlow! Expect some seriously fucked up commands. :^)
[10:28:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> MrPlow needs competition like submarines need a sun deck
[10:28:41] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard, s/deck/roof/
[10:28:43] <exec> <Subsentient> <TheMightyBuzzard> MrPlow needs competition like submarines need a sun roof
[10:30:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> like fish need roller skates
[10:32:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, i should go through and get rid of some of these statically sized variables.
[10:35:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> ugh, i should definitely get rid of THAT nonsense. just not until coffee kicks in.
[10:36:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, too early for pointer math
[10:43:33] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: You mean arrays?
[10:43:42] <Subsentient> And pointer math is easy.
[10:44:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> not when you just woke up and have a known propensity for off by one errors
[10:44:40] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: Ahh, so you suffer the same problem I do in that respect.
[10:44:54] <Subsentient> My code is riddled with fencepost errors.
[10:45:18] <Subsentient> ~gday >beverage fencepost error
[10:45:20] <exec> added to beverages
[10:45:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> indeed, i always end up either one too long or one too short when trying to snip out part of a char array by address
[10:46:24] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: Can you give me a snippet example?
[10:46:35] * Subsentient turns on helpful mode
[10:47:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> not just this moment. they're all currently working and i haven't written up the new one to replace this insanely done but functional alternative way i did it.
[10:47:46] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: Well, let me see that. I can tell you how bad it is.
[10:47:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> waiting for the adderall and coffee to kick in good then i should have it pretty quickly.
[10:48:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh i know how bad it is. it's WTELF bad
[10:48:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> ever-lovin
[10:48:44] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: So, did you ever switch to -std=gnu99, and are you using VLAs?
[10:51:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, i'm doing things the hard way until the hard way sinks in good. after that i'll learn the fancy new stuff and be able to properly appreciate it.
[10:53:15] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: I can truly appreciate that.
[10:54:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> it really is the proper order to do things in if you wanna have the same experience the old neckbeards had
[10:56:13] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: Hey, that's how I learned C, and how I learned C++.
[10:57:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> don't try that with perl. it'll just confuse you.
[10:57:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> lot of minor changes to syntax came along during the 5.x version
[10:58:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> might put off using the ~ (smartmatch) operator until you know how to do it the hard way though since it's still considered experimental.
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[11:04:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> blerg, i hate having to remember to stick the null in at the end of an array when you do a memcpy to it.
[11:04:45] <chromas> copy the one from the source array ;)
[11:05:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake chromas
[11:05:21] * MrPlow smakes chromas upside the head with horse tentacle tofu
[11:06:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> isn't one at the end of the snippet i'm pulling out of the array. a space is in the next cell.
[11:06:37] <chromas> Make a function :D
[11:06:45] <chromas> an array slice function
[11:11:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'd still have the off by one issue. it'd just be in the function call instead of in memcpy.
[11:12:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake memcpy
[11:12:31] * MrPlow smakes memcpy upside the head with a slice of pizza
[11:13:15] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: Are you using memcpy() to copy strings?
[11:13:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> partial ones
[11:13:37] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: No! Bad!
[11:13:41] <Subsentient> sec
[11:13:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> says you
[11:14:13] <Subsentient> strncpy(MyDestination, Source, sizeof MyDestination - 1); MyDestination[sizeof MyDestination - 1] = '\0';
[11:14:25] <Subsentient> Because strncpy() doesn't always append a null.
[11:14:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> teh difference?
[11:14:51] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: It calculates strlen() for you, for one.
[11:15:15] <Subsentient> memcpy() is bad style for strings and doesn't null terminate. I hate strncpy() too, but it's the best we got in C.
[11:15:27] * Subsentient uses his SubStrings library
[11:15:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> mmm....
[11:16:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> think ima stick with memcpy on account of that strncpy line is precisely what i've been doing with memcpy
[11:16:50] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: well sizeof != memcpy
[11:16:52] <Subsentient> I mean
[11:16:55] <Subsentient> sizeof != strlen
[11:16:55] <Subsentient> lol
[11:17:13] <Subsentient> strlen counts the bytes inside the string, sizeof gives the holding capacity of the array
[11:17:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> neither is applicable anyway. it's memcpy(dest, start - end - 1);
[11:18:02] <Subsentient> start - end? that will yield the equivalent of a negative subscript....
[11:18:09] <Subsentient> and memcpy takes 3 parameters.
[11:18:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, strike that, reverse it, thank you
[11:18:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> memcpy(dest, start, end - start - 1);
[11:19:21] <Subsentient> also illegal
[11:19:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> is not. works peachy
[11:19:35] <Subsentient> implicit pointer <> int conversion
[11:19:56] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: You are going to be swimming in segfaults
[11:20:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> newp. done it many times.
[11:20:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> really should be &end - &start - 1 i suppose but it didn't break the first time i did it so....
[11:21:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, that'd be wrong
[11:21:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> that'd give the address of the pointer
[11:22:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> (int)end - (int)start - 1 make you happy?
[11:23:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[11:23:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[11:23:26] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 38
[11:46:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> newp, needs to be (long)end - (long)start
[11:52:11] * TheMightyBuzzard pokes Subsentient
[11:52:45] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: .... are you converting a pointer to an integer and expecting the result to be the length of the data contained therein?
[11:53:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup, working as well.
[11:53:43] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: I am going to say this lightly, but it is actually, truly, a miracle that this is working at all, and it's going to blow up like a hydrogen bomb in the microwave, soon.
[11:53:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya reckon?
[11:54:13] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: That is not the bit pattern you get. You get the result of a pointer's bit pattern converted to a long.
[11:54:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> right
[11:54:51] <Subsentient> It might be a small number, it might be a big number, but it sure as hell will not be meaningful as anything other than a pointer used for indirection,a nd it sure as hell won't hold the length of your data.
[11:55:41] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: A pointer is basically just an integer with special properties that specifies where in memory something is. Pointers are not abstractions like they are in Perl, they literally hold a very low level idea of where that memory actually is, usable at an assembly language level.
[11:56:46] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: the only time you should be converting a pointer to an integer is.. well probably never. The inverse is often necessary for OS kernels, but yeah.
[11:57:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> yes, and pointer math wouldn't work at all if they weren't at least faked to be a contiguous range of addresses in memory.
[11:57:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> but it does, thus, safe.
[11:58:16] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: I seriously need to see the code you're using, because either you or I are confused, and if it's you, ooh boy, if it's you...
[11:58:28] <Subsentient> use pastebin
[11:58:55] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: The thing to understand is, if it's you, your cast will silence ANY warning from the compiler. So it could easily be you.
[11:59:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, wrote a test that's small enough to paste into irc
[11:59:58] <Subsentient> k, then do so
[12:00:13] <Subsentient> I need all declared types for all variables involved
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[12:16:57] <Bytram|away> #submit http://www.mckinsey.com "Some senior business people skillfully and consciously manage their sleep, emerging refreshed and alert after crossing multiple time zones or working late into the night. Yet we all know caffeinated and careworn executives who, after hours of wakeful slumber, struggle to recall simple facts, seem disengaged and
[12:16:57] <Bytram|away> uninspired, lack patience with others, and can’t think through problems or reach clear-cut decisions."
[12:17:45] <Bytram|away> !uid
[12:17:45] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6194, owned by chair
[12:18:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday Bytram|away
[12:18:21] * exec half-heartedly irritates a fart hole of the chronic with Bytram|away
[12:18:37] <Bytram|away> TheMightyBuzzard: g'morning
[12:18:40] <Bytram|away> coffee++
[12:18:40] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2437
[12:18:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> hey... why ain't MrPlow submitting that?
[12:18:59] <Bytram|away> whazzup with #submit? Seems to be on hiatus?
[12:19:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> i musta broke something last update. dunno.
[12:19:15] <Bytram|away> been like that for a couple days... I dunno what happened
[12:19:28] <Bytram|away> #submit https://soylentnews.org
[12:20:08] * Bytram|away has been up since 0530 and needs to get a bit more sleep before going in to work today.
[12:20:20] <Bytram|away> ~weather boston
[12:20:22] <exec> 10Boston, MA, USA - currently 33°F / 1°C, mostly sunny, wind NW at 11 mph, humidity 50% - Sunday sunny (37°F:48°F / 3°C:9°C), Monday cloudy (50°F:57°F / 10°C:14°C), Tuesday rain (39°F:58°F / 4°C:14°C), Wednesday showers (39°F:47°F / 4°C:8°C)
[12:20:23] <Bytram|away> ~weather portland, me
[12:20:25] <exec> 10Portland, ME, USA - currently 30°F / -1°C, mostly sunny, wind NW at 10 mph, humidity 46% - Sunday sunny (32°F:46°F / 0°C:8°C), Monday scattered showers (44°F:51°F / 7°C:11°C), Tuesday rain (35°F:53°F / 2°C:12°C), Wednesday partly cloudy (34°F:51°F / 1°C:11°C)
[12:20:35] <Bytram|away> ~weather presque isle
[12:20:37] <exec> 10Presque Isle, ME, USA - currently 19°F / -7°C, sunny, wind NW at 17 mph, humidity 60% - Sunday mostly sunny (18°F:35°F / -8°C:2°C), Monday scattered showers (37°F:40°F / 3°C:4°C), Tuesday rain (29°F:47°F / -2°C:8°C), Wednesday partly cloudy (26°F:46°F / -3°C:8°C)
[12:20:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> aight, i'll get on to looking at it sometime today. should be fixed by tomorrow.
[12:20:51] <Bytram|away> much obliged!
[12:21:00] <Bytram|away> been fishing lately? how's the new boat?
[12:21:13] <Bytram|away> ~submit http://www.mckinsey.com
[12:21:42] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[12:29:53] <Bytram|away> ~submit http://www.nytimes.com
[12:29:56] <exec> error: title not found or empty
[12:31:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram|away, burned up the motor power wiring yesterday by having the motor on and lock-rotor'd when i connected the battery. going to check today to see if i burned up the motor too.
[12:31:48] <Bytram|away> bummer! Hope it is not anything TOO major!
[12:31:59] * Bytram|away thinks the fooshes may hahttp://www.nytimes.com other ideas, tho.
[12:32:02] <Bytram|away> bah
[12:32:14] * Bytram|away thinks the fooshes may have other ideas, tho.
[12:32:41] * Bytram|away notes his keyboard occasionally thinks it should randomly activate the control key
[12:32:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'okay. home lake is small enough to paddle around if necessary.
[12:32:53] <Bytram|away> good good
[12:33:32] <Bytram|away> ~submit http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov
[12:33:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov
[12:34:01] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[12:34:03] * TheMightyBuzzard pokes MrPlow
[12:34:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> wtf is wrong with you, bot?
[12:34:23] <Bytram|away> operator error? ;)
[12:34:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> undoubtedly
[12:38:37] <Bytram|away> ~submit http://phys.org
[12:38:52] <Bytram|away> ok, gtg. have a great day everyone!
[12:39:07] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[12:39:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake TheMightyBuzzard
[12:39:33] * MrPlow smakes TheMightyBuzzard upside the head with loggie's massive log
[12:40:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> #quit
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[12:41:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit http://phys.org some other text
[12:41:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake MrPlow
[12:41:25] * MrPlow smakes MrPlow upside the head with a nickel
[12:42:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> he's not even getting the submit command for some reason
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[12:47:31] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: Please publish the code to github. I want to review it and help you become a better C developer.
[12:48:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> oooooh, i know what i did.
[12:49:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> i was checking that memory locations were equal but forgot that i stripped color codes out into a new variable.
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[12:50:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit http://phys.org some other text
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[12:50:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> woot! broke him!
[12:50:54] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: github :^(
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[12:51:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit http://phys.org some other text
[12:51:46] * Subsentient imagines MrPlow is either ignoring the command or now in an infinite loop using 100% CPU
[12:51:49] * TheMightyBuzzard sighs
[12:52:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> segfault in the function i just redid according to proper C
[12:53:15] <Subsentient> ugh
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[12:53:20] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: github
[12:53:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> Subsentient, i'm not interested in doing the massive cleanup you'd say was necessary right now.
[12:54:14] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: I won't ask you to, honest, I'll check for errors and things that shouldn't be working etc.
[12:54:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> yes and you'll find them all over the place. right now all i care about is it doing what i tell it.
[12:55:24] <Subsentient> alright alright.
[12:55:40] <Subsentient> Don't be surprised when your bot segfaults all the time and you run into heisenbugs that don't show up in gdb.
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[12:56:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit http://phys.org some other text
[12:56:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, was not the realloc
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[12:59:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit http://phys.org some other text
[13:00:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, setting a terminating null poorly apparently.
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[13:01:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit http://phys.org some other text
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[13:02:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit http://phys.org some other text
[13:02:57] <MrPlow> Submitting. Be patient, there's a mandatory delay.
[13:03:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> rar! had a * where i shouldn't have
[13:03:33] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
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[13:04:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram|away, okay, he's fixed.
[13:05:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> Subsentient, thanks for the offer and you prolly woulda caught it immediately but i needa learn some things the hard way so they stick.
[13:06:21] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: If your compiler ever gives you warnings, listen to them and fix them immediately. Compile your code with -Wall so you get anything the compiler sees as suspicious.
[13:07:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod
[13:07:47] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: 99% of the time, (pretty accurate figure) if your compiler gives a warning, something's wrong.
[13:08:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> very few warnings on MrPlow
[13:08:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> several of em unused variables i just haven't gotten rid of yet
[13:09:09] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: Get them out because they can clutter your vision and prevent you from noticing other warnings. I speak from painful experience.
[13:09:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod. was about to cause low hanging fruit
[13:21:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> only beefs it has now are that i'm passing (NULL, NULL, NULL) to PERL_SYS_INIT3() which is what the perl howtos say to do. ima call that squared away.
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[14:01:32] <cmn32480> ~gday the
[14:01:34] * exec figuratively bitchslaps a chest of BEER-brand beer with the
[14:01:35] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[14:01:36] * exec slowly microagresses a megabyte of sobriety at TheMightyBuzzard
[14:01:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[14:01:49] * exec problematically passes a buzzfeed list of adhesive medical strips to cmn32480
[14:02:34] <cmn32480> coffee++
[14:02:34] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2438
[14:03:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> truth
[14:03:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[14:03:41] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2439
[14:06:06] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - No More Shopping Queues - http://sylnt.us - replaced-with-shopping-stacks?
[14:06:22] <Subsentient> My 4 pack of cheap chinese USB deskfans just came. One of them broke already, a bad soldering job. Just got done fixing it. I un-cheated myself.
[14:06:39] * Subsentient is dizzy from the lead solder fumes
[14:06:42] <takyon> why bother
[14:06:58] <takyon> wait, USB
[14:06:59] <Subsentient> Because I need fans. My OCD meds make me constantly sweat like a hog.
[14:07:16] <Subsentient> Little guys are pretty powerful and real quiet, when they're working.
[14:07:28] <takyon> "cool"
[14:07:43] <Subsentient> I can't complain, they cost me $3 each.
[14:07:54] <Subsentient> With free shipping.
[14:10:06] <Subsentient> takyon: Serious question, did I eat a baby or something that I don't remember doing, because there's like 4 people who suddenly seem to be unhappy with me. You're one of them.
[14:10:53] <takyon> where am I unhappy with you?
[14:11:16] <takyon> if I don't remember it now, it couldn't have been a big deal
[14:11:25] <Subsentient> takyon: *sigh*, are you pissed or not? If not, you're the wrong one to ask that question.
[14:11:55] <takyon> Yeah I'm not pissed
[14:11:59] <takyon> in either sense of the word
[14:12:24] <takyon> haven't been on IRC in a couple of days anyway
[14:13:17] <Subsentient> takyon: Alright. I don't remember what, but you had given me signs earlier you were upset with me, and the "cool" sarcasm thing...
[14:13:34] <takyon> "cool" was meant to indicate the dumbest joke possible
[14:13:44] <Subsentient> ... alright. :^)
[14:13:50] <Subsentient> So dumb, it flew over my head. :^D
[14:14:09] <takyon> so dumb it burnt out like a Chinese USB fan
[14:14:12] <Subsentient> :^P
[14:14:26] <Subsentient> takyon: To prevent ripping out wires, guess what they used?
[14:14:35] <Subsentient> A very loose knot in the cable on the inside of the case.
[14:14:45] <Subsentient> A knot not nearly good enough for that job.
[14:14:58] <Subsentient> So, I wiggle cable, shitty solder job comes undone, dead fine.
[14:14:59] <cmn32480> it was knot nearly good enough?
[14:15:02] <Subsentient> s/fine/fan/
[14:15:04] <exec> <Subsentient> So, I wiggle cable, shitty solder job comes undone, dead fan.
[14:15:29] <Subsentient> :^3
[14:15:32] <Subsentient> cmn32480: Sup
[14:15:50] <cmn32480> same old.. heading to the yard to unwinter everything
[14:15:54] <cmn32480> you?
[14:16:09] <Subsentient> cmn32480: My SQLite book also came, will read it so I can resume work on Event Horizon Mail Suite.
[14:16:11] <takyon> that knot thing actually sounds pretty innovative
[14:16:19] <takyon> should patent it
[14:16:37] <cmn32480> prior art
[14:16:41] <Subsentient> takyon: I hope that's a joke :^3
[14:16:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> Subsentient, books are cheating.
[14:16:50] <cmn32480> cheap companies have been doing that for years
[14:16:51] <Subsentient> Unless the idea is to make easily breakable crap.
[14:16:57] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: I learn best via book.
[14:17:02] <takyon> the idea is to make easy money
[14:17:18] <takyon> the execution leaves everything to be desired
[14:18:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> i learn best by grabbing other people's example code and bitchslapping it into the shape i want it.
[14:18:17] <cmn32480> all right... I'm off to unwinter shit and cut the grass
[14:18:20] <cmn32480> this is gonna suck
[14:18:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> also by doing shit wrong and going WTF until i figure out what i screwed up
[14:18:45] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: For simple stuff, I do the same, like with libcurl, but with big APIs, I have a deep subconscious fear of using it very wrong and getting judged for it later.
[14:19:03] <Subsentient> cmn32480: Good luck, be safe.
[14:19:15] <cmn32480> yeah... I'll try not to cut a foot off
[14:19:20] <cmn32480> :-)
[14:19:22] <Subsentient> Please try hard.
[14:19:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> sqlite ain't a big api though. it's really pretty reasonably sized.
[14:19:38] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: I have zero knowledge of SQL in any form.
[14:19:40] <Subsentient> Hence the book.
[14:19:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahhhh
[14:19:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, that makes sense then.
[14:20:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> the sqlite online docs are a bit of shitty for learning from
[14:20:41] <takyon> bye
[14:20:46] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: Interestingly, I also needed a book to learn GTK.
[14:20:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> i mostly just do things exactly the same way i would in mysql and find the differences when they break shat.
[14:21:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> not me. i'm not interested in GUI coding.
[14:21:20] <Subsentient> I actually enjoy event driven programming.
[14:21:27] <Subsentient> I'm good at it too.
[14:21:33] <Subsentient> I've been told I'm good at UI design, too.
[14:21:44] <Subsentient> Artistic skills? I can't draw a straight line.
[14:22:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> i've no objection to that, i just don't like coding GUIs. they take too many keystrokes to code compared to cli.
[14:22:32] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: Agreed. And packing widgets is a nightmare.
[14:22:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> troof
[14:23:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> i think i've done less than half a dozen gui apps evar
[14:23:25] <Subsentient> I've done like 3.
[14:23:51] <Subsentient> An ancient FreeDOS distribution of mine, GeekDOS, won awards from some mediocre softpedia-clone sites.
[14:24:31] <takyon> ~submit https://theintercept.com
[14:24:39] <takyon> #submit https://theintercept.com
[14:24:40] -!- MrPlow has quit [Remote host closed the connection]
[14:24:49] <takyon> .submit https://theintercept.com
[14:24:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> takyon, you broke him!
[14:24:56] <takyon> : (
[14:25:00] * Subsentient pukes on takyon
[14:25:01] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[14:25:09] <takyon> hmmm
[14:25:22] <takyon> good nuff
[14:25:28] * TheMightyBuzzard shurgs
[14:25:49] -!- MrPlow [MrPlow!~nobody@nsa.gov] has joined #Soylent
[14:26:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> he's alive again. i'll find the bug later.
[14:26:50] <Subsentient> #smake TheMightyBuzzard
[14:26:50] * MrPlow smakes TheMightyBuzzard upside the head with 🖕
[14:26:56] <Subsentient> #smake
[14:26:56] -!- MrPlow has quit [Remote host closed the connection]
[14:26:58] <Subsentient> :^D
[14:27:03] <Subsentient> $burrito TheMightyBuzzard
[14:27:03] * aqu4 chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at TheMightyBuzzard
[14:27:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> i prolly forgot to account for not getting an argument to smake
[14:28:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> no mrplow for you knuckleheads until tomorrow now cause ya keep breaking him =P
[14:37:35] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: I have a confession to make.
[14:37:52] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: I did an empty #smake to see if you did that... because I used to make that mistake with aqu4bot.
[14:38:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> some of the commands are safe from that, some aren't. depends on how paranoid my brain was being that day.
[14:40:25] <Subsentient> Man I love these little USB fans.
[14:40:34] <Subsentient> They really do a good job.
[14:40:39] <Subsentient> Cheaply made though
[14:41:34] * Subsentient wonders if they're bad for his USB controllers because they have no filter, subject to usual motor-current-jitter
[14:41:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> meh, fans should be loud and push as much air as possible
[14:41:50] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: These have the latter, not the former.
[14:43:30] * Subsentient goes out for a cancer stick
[14:47:46] * TheMightyBuzzard adds if(firstspace == NULL){return;} to fix Subsentient's little red wagon
[14:58:09] -!- MrPlow [MrPlow!~nobody@nsa.gov] has joined #Soylent
[14:58:14] <cmn32480> wheels might be a better option for his wagon...
[14:58:17] <cmn32480> #smake
[14:58:20] * MrPlow smakes cmn32480 upside the head with a poo glyph
[14:58:40] * TheMightyBuzzard cackles
[14:58:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> boomerang smake
[14:59:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather
[14:59:19] <MrPlow> Today: Showers this morning with clearing during the afternoon hours as drier air moves in on gusty breezes. High 76F. Winds S at 20 to 30 mph. Chance of rain 40%. Tomorrow: Scattered thunderstorms in the morning, then mainly cloudy during the afternoon with thunderstorms likely. High around 70F. Winds S at 10 to 20 mph. Chance of rain 80%.
[14:59:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> stoopid weather. was sposed to be just cloudy with no rain today.
[15:01:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake cmn32480
[15:01:14] * MrPlow smakes cmn32480 upside the head with Santa's big, fat sack
[15:02:56] <Runaway1956> #smake cmn32480 some more
[15:02:56] * MrPlow smakes cmn32480 upside the head with some more
[15:03:10] <Runaway1956> ~folding-rank
[15:03:12] <exec> 071153
[15:03:24] <cmn32480> Runaway1956 - the new box is built
[15:03:33] <cmn32480> ended up w/ a GTX970
[15:03:52] <cmn32480> ~gday Runaway1956
[15:03:53] * Runaway1956 figures that we'll break the 500 rank barrier about September - first or second week
[15:03:54] * exec spontaneously spews a wad of windows 95 on Runaway1956
[15:04:17] <Runaway1956> 970 is a good GPU -
[15:04:49] <cmn32480> so far I"m quite pleased... but I'm burning it in before I start to push it
[15:05:23] <Runaway1956> 3494 gflops for the CUDA processors, which is more than your CPU
[15:05:29] <cmn32480> by a lot
[15:05:43] <cmn32480> the CPU is good for about 10kppd
[15:05:49] <cmn32480> the GPU is good for about 300K
[15:05:54] <Runaway1956> Actually, more than BOTH of my CPU's
[15:06:12] <Runaway1956> Holy shit - that much?
[15:06:39] <cmn32480> on medium
[15:06:40] <Subsentient> From what I've seen, GPUs would be a nightmare to program.
[15:06:55] * Runaway1956 has no interest in programming a GPU
[15:07:03] * Subsentient doesn't either
[15:07:19] <Runaway1956> Folding at home has the program, I just run it, LOL
[15:08:36] <Subsentient> Welp, $14 well spent on these tiny fans.
[15:08:55] <Subsentient> Got 4 of them, free shipping, cheap chinese plastic probably with lead, but hey, they work.
[15:09:10] <Runaway1956> Can you mount those fans in your pockets, and let them blow on your testicles? I might be interested in them . . .
[15:09:34] <Subsentient> lol
[15:09:35] <cmn32480> off to do the yard
[15:09:39] <Subsentient> gl
[15:09:51] <Runaway1956> Watch out for the drop bears!
[15:18:52] * Subsentient is laughing really hard with 4 of these baby fans plugged into his laptop
[15:19:38] <Subsentient> ~gday Runaway1956
[15:19:40] * exec abrasively sodomizes a gigabyte of pascal with Runaway1956
[15:20:31] <Runaway1956> ROFLMAO - where DID you mount those fans, Subsentient ???
[15:20:45] <Subsentient> Runaway1956: I just put them on my bed. They're tiny desk fans.
[15:20:57] <Subsentient> Runaway1956: $3 per tiny desk fan.
[15:21:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> two at the crotch, one at each armpit?
[15:21:18] <Runaway1956> On the bed . . . . . uh-huh
[15:21:50] <Runaway1956> TheMightBuzzard - don't ask for to many details, he may send a picture
[15:21:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> good point
[15:23:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> almost time to hit uncle wal-mart up for some dinner fixings and start the smoker up
[15:24:41] <Runaway1956> http://cdimage.kali.org
[15:25:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> ?
[15:25:17] <Runaway1956> About 20 more minutes until I start getting into some new mischief - got some passwords to capture and crack
[15:25:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahh
[15:25:57] * Runaway1956 has physical access so it won't be a real challenge
[15:26:24] * TheMightyBuzzard scratches his chin
[15:27:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> grocery list time
[15:27:33] <Runaway1956> Don't forget to stop at the chocolate store
[15:28:36] <Runaway1956> CCN for a balanced diet - coffee, chocolate, nicotine
[15:43:33] <Subsentient> ~gday #soylent
[15:43:35] * exec single-handedly penetrates a recycle bin of gil with #soylent
[15:43:38] <Subsentient> ~gday #soylent
[15:43:40] * exec theoretically ejaculates a bowl of baby batter at #soylent
[15:43:43] <Subsentient> ~gday #soylent
[15:43:45] * exec sneakily pits a wallet of purple drank against #soylent
[15:43:48] <Subsentient> ~gday #soylent
[15:43:52] * exec ceremoniously generates a small script that substitutes promises of gasoline for #soylent
[15:43:55] <Subsentient> ~gday #soylent
[15:44:00] * exec emphatically terrorizes a Borg cube of recycled toiletpaper with #soylent
[15:44:02] <Subsentient> ~gday #soylent
[15:44:04] * exec accidentally inserts hidden folder of salmonella into #soylent
[15:44:07] <Subsentient> ~gday #soylent
[15:44:09] * exec buttmagically generates a small script that substitutes a bathtub of surprise buttsex for #soylent
[15:44:13] <Subsentient> ~gday #soylent
[15:44:16] * exec figuratively slides a systemd journal of more cowbell to #soylent
[15:44:19] <Subsentient> ~gday #soylent
[15:44:22] * exec transphobically flings yo mama's asscrack of pink taco at #soylent
[15:57:37] <Subsentient> $time MST
[15:57:37] <aqu4> Sun 2016-04-10 08:57:38 AM MST
[16:38:01] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Old New World - http://sylnt.us - on-the-move
[16:38:09] <Subsentient> ~gday Bender
[16:38:15] * exec accidentally imagines a buttcrack of tagnuts with Bender
[16:41:17] <arti> morning sub
[16:41:24] <arti> https://youtu.be
[16:41:26] <smake> ^ 03Unreal Engine Livestream - Tech Techniques Behind Creating the Characters for Paragon - YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com )
[16:42:56] <Subsentient> ~gday arti
[16:42:58] * exec overratedly blows a dutch oven of dianetics at arti
[16:43:13] <Subsentient> arti: Having fun perverting exec with all sorts of disturbing beverages
[16:43:17] <Subsentient> ~gday arti
[16:43:19] * exec explicitly experiences black parking lot of pink taco with arti
[16:43:20] <Subsentient> ~gday arti
[16:43:23] * exec unnecessarily crossbreeds a 40 of dag with arti
[16:43:25] <Subsentient> ~gday arti
[16:43:30] * exec disturbingly rubs a cache of creamy earwax on arti
[16:43:31] <arti> exec and ciri should get together
[16:44:18] <Subsentient> Welp, imma nap now.
[16:44:24] <arti> enjoy sir
[16:44:29] <Subsentient> ~gnight #soylent
[16:44:31] * exec presumably cracks open a finger of freshly milked gerbil semen for #soylent
[16:44:33] <arti> don't forget the towel under the head
[16:44:46] <Subsentient> atta boy exec, atta boy.
[17:13:12] <SirFinkus> https://pbs.twimg.com lol
[17:13:38] <arti> wat
[17:13:43] <SirFinkus> I guess the "talent" part is counted much more at the local level
[17:15:46] <Subsentient> ~gday SirFinkus
[17:15:48] <Subsentient> can't sleep
[17:15:48] * exec problematically pisses yo mama of live beetle larvae on SirFinkus
[17:16:35] <SirFinkus> https://en.wikipedia.org
[17:16:36] <smake> ^ 03Wiki: Preformationism
[17:17:22] <SirFinkus> "In 1651, William Harvey published On the Generation of Animals (Exercitationes de Generatione Animalium), a seminal work on embryology that contradicted many of Aristotle's fundamental ideas on the matter. "
[17:17:24] * SirFinkus giggles
[17:18:01] <Subsentient> SirFinkus: You ain't seen nothin yet
[17:18:20] <Subsentient> SirFinkus: Look at some of the more recent beverages I added: http://ix.io
[17:18:38] <SirFinkus> I was referring to the quote
[17:18:43] <SirFinkus> seminal work
[17:18:44] <SirFinkus> GET IT
[17:18:50] <Subsentient> ~gday SirFinkus
[17:18:53] * exec explicitly flings promises of windows 98 at SirFinkus
[17:18:55] <Subsentient> ~gday SirFinkus
[17:18:57] * exec 4 postulates a thing of litter box tootsie rolls towards SirFinkus
[17:19:46] <SirFinkus> Philosopher Nicolas Malebranche was the first to advance the hypothesis that each embryo could contain even smaller embryos ad infinitum, like a Matryoshka doll. According to Malebranche, "an infinite series of plants and animals were contained within the seed or the egg, but only naturalists with sufficient skill and experience could detect their presence."
[17:23:02] <SirFinkus> "hey bro, wanna go smoke, I got some awesome homunculus" https://upload.wikimedia.org
[17:25:42] <Subsentient> ~gnight #soylent, again
[17:25:46] * exec allegedly experiences a spoon of the chron with #soylent,
[17:25:49] <Subsentient> ~gnight #soylent, again
[17:25:54] * exec buttmagically poops two fingers of black man's radio for #soylent,
[17:26:06] <Subsentient> .. that'll do.
[17:26:09] <SirFinkus> they don't even make sense anymore...
[17:26:19] <Subsentient> ~gnight SirFinkus
[17:26:21] * exec ironically vomits a bowl of TNT on SirFinkus
[17:26:26] <Subsentient> ~gnight SirFinkus
[17:26:28] * exec spontaneously fires an assload of bling blong at SirFinkus
[17:26:32] <Subsentient> ~gnight SirFinkus
[17:26:37] * exec retroactively generates a small script that substitutes an overflowing treasure chest of words for SirFinkus
[17:26:40] <Subsentient> ~gnight SirFinkus
[17:26:43] * exec dexterously nudges a queef of linux toward SirFinkus
[17:26:45] <Subsentient> ~gnight SirFinkus
[17:26:48] * exec covertly jizzes a big floppy donkey dick of deer sign inside SirFinkus
[17:27:03] <Subsentient> ~gnight SirFinkus
[17:27:05] * exec homogeneously inserts a dumpster of tagnuts into SirFinkus
[17:27:08] <Subsentient> ~gnight SirFinkus
[17:27:10] * exec covertly sodomizes a Borg cube of Ethanol-fueled's left testicle with SirFinkus
[17:27:16] <Subsentient> ~gnight SirFinkus
[17:27:18] * exec single-handedly spews a bucket of smell my finger on SirFinkus
[17:27:21] <Subsentient> ~gnight SirFinkus
[17:27:26] * exec presumably passes a sacful of celerons to SirFinkus
[17:27:28] <Subsentient> ~gnight SirFinkus
[17:27:33] * exec clumsily culturally appropriates a Borg cube of windows from SirFinkus
[17:27:36] <Subsentient> ~gnight SirFinkus
[17:27:38] * exec accidentally scissors a truckload of blerg for SirFinkus
[17:27:40] <Subsentient> ~gnight SirFinkus
[17:27:43] * exec overratedly shoves a megabyte of feminists in SirFinkus
[17:27:45] <Subsentient> ~gnight SirFinkus
[17:27:48] * exec casually pits a pile of iron filings against SirFinkus
[17:27:52] <Subsentient> ~gnight SirFinkus
[17:27:55] * exec defiantly cums a used franger of g'day juice into SirFinkus
[17:28:16] * SirFinkus chucks a bucket of "go fuck yourself" at Subsentient
[17:29:41] <Subsentient> SirFinkus: Aww, be nice, just messing with you :^)
[17:32:10] <Runaway1956> Heh - got my password problem solved, and didn't even need any bootable media.
[17:32:21] <Subsentient> ~gday Runaway1956
[17:32:23] * exec hurriedly refactors a broken promise of embiggening for Runaway1956
[17:32:29] <Runaway1956> A 30 minute screen lock took care of the password business
[17:32:31] <Subsentient> Dammit.
[17:32:47] <Subsentient> Need to write a script to replace everything in exec's dictionary to NIGGERS or something
[17:32:52] <Runaway1956> net user administrator /active:yes
[17:33:03] <Runaway1956> net user administrator*
[17:33:11] <Runaway1956> Now, I am God.
[17:33:37] <Runaway1956> ~gday subsentient
[17:33:39] * exec explicitly pisses a kilobyte of chocolate chips on subsentient
[17:33:48] <Subsentient> Mmm, lemon chocolate.
[17:34:59] * Runaway1956 needs the boss to pay me double for a few weeks
[17:35:41] <Runaway1956> They don't like to pay overtime, no raises, no way to squeeze a little money out of them - so just pay me double for a little while
[17:35:58] <Runaway1956> Maybe like - ohhhhh - 960 months or so
[17:36:18] <Runaway1956> Could you write a program for that subsentient ???
[17:36:27] <Subsentient> what now?
[17:36:38] <Runaway1956> A simple little program,
[17:36:48] <Runaway1956> get my boss to pay me double for a little while
[17:37:03] <Subsentient> Sorry, I can't figure out the API to libmindcontrol.
[17:37:36] <Runaway1956> heh - the boss isn't smart enough to actually "pay" his people, it's all on computers and webs
[17:37:52] <Runaway1956> A worm - that's the ticket
[17:38:30] <Runaway1956> "The United States is paralyzed with the 'PayMe Worm' - more news at 11:00"
[17:38:36] <Gravis> Runaway1956: i'm sure you'll do fine in jail
[17:39:11] <Runaway1956> I probably would - take no shit from anyone.
[17:39:18] <Runaway1956> OOOO-RAAAHHHH!
[17:39:51] * Runaway1956 wonders if the government is stupid enough to house former sailors and marines together
[17:39:58] <Gravis> for profit jails are just up your ally
[17:40:25] <Runaway1956> Not my alley, Pal - I don't own any stock in the slave trade.
[17:41:00] <Gravis> you won't have a choice. jail is jail and when they have a company run it for profit, you get the best of both worlds.
[17:41:42] <Runaway1956> Yeah - right. Prisons should be just about empty. You execute the dangerous motherfuckers, turn most of the remainder loos
[17:42:09] <Runaway1956> The only people who are left are non-dangerous, but committed pretty serious crimes
[17:42:20] <Gravis> just remember that oooo-raaahhhh when you are getting beaten to some tool with an inferiority complex.
[17:42:21] <Runaway1956> No possession of a damned weed
[17:42:56] <Runaway1956> Ain't gonna happen - no need to worry your little head about old Runaway
[17:43:27] <Gravis> fight the abuse and they'll keep you for longer
[17:43:57] <Runaway1956> Yeah - you're really dreaming now. Fight the abuse, you either win, or you die - they don't keep troublemakers alive
[17:44:20] <Gravis> there is no winning
[17:44:27] <Runaway1956> Progressives don't run prisons, after all - they just invest their money in them
[17:44:35] <Runaway1956> shawshank
[17:44:50] <Gravis> fiction
[17:44:58] <Runaway1956> you like to argue, don't you?
[17:45:08] <Runaway1956> arguing with you is like wresting a pig in mud
[17:45:18] <arti> yes
[17:45:39] <Runaway1956> But, Gravis - "there is no winning"
[17:45:54] <Runaway1956> and I don't want to hear any whining either
[17:46:56] <Runaway1956> I remember a former Marine, name of Russel. He spoke like a drill instructor - all the fucking time
[17:47:12] <Runaway1956> "THE MARINES TAUGHT ME ONE THING - HOW TO WIN!"
[17:47:37] <Runaway1956> I miss the silly bastard, haven't seen him in over 30 years
[17:47:53] <Gravis> the only way to win is to not play
[17:48:04] <arti> there are no former marines :P
[17:48:17] <Runaway1956> Oh - you were just playing? That's why you can't win Gravis
[17:48:46] <Runaway1956> and yes, arti - you're right
[17:51:08] <Runaway1956> Oh no. Disaster has struck. This is on the order of the sinking of the Titanic - almost at least
[17:51:51] <Runaway1956> I've lost my custom wallpapers . . . guess i'll have to watch some movies and take some screenshots again
[17:52:03] <arti> vlc snaps?
[17:52:11] <Runaway1956> yeah . . .
[17:52:26] <arti> poke the snaps into onedrive or equiv
[17:52:44] <Runaway1956> Got a snap of Dave Barr with his granddaughter on a motorcycle, among others
[17:53:37] <Gravis> lol
[17:53:45] <Gravis> onedrive, really?
[17:54:01] <Runaway1956> I thought I had them saved on the RAID array, but they were all on the SSD's - one died, and I mercilessly reformatted the remaining good SSD
[17:54:25] <arti> gravis, 100gb free (that's changing)
[17:54:50] * Runaway1956 has forgotten how much space he has on gdrive
[17:55:10] <Runaway1956> never use it though, because Google gets all the dope on the drive's contents
[17:55:31] <Runaway1956> They might figure out that I hacked all those radio stations with the furry sex stuff
[17:56:35] <arti> http://i.imgur.com
[17:57:17] <Runaway1956> Nice chestnuts
[18:10:45] <Runaway1956> http://imgur.com found some of the missing snapshots, but not the best of them
[18:10:46] <smake> ^ 03Imgur: The most awesome images on the Internet
[18:19:02] <Runaway1956> ~tell cmn32480 this will help me to catch up to him again - http://www.newegg.com
[18:19:44] <cmn32480> when I can't afford the electric bill?
[18:19:59] <cmn32480> that is the PS that I jsut put in
[18:20:02] <Runaway1956> LOL - maybe that too
[18:20:13] <Runaway1956> You used a 1250? Holy shit, man
[18:20:37] <Runaway1956> I need it for my server box, that way I can remove the 750 and 650, put them in two other machines
[18:20:55] <Runaway1956> I've an Opteron sitting idle with no power supply
[18:24:25] * cmn32480 crys a tear for Runaway1956
[18:25:44] <cmn32480> the CPU isn't crunching crap... it is the GPU that is the big winner
[18:26:53] <cmn32480> now I have to read up on how to RAID the new box
[18:27:08] <cmn32480> the board supports it... but the manual doesnt' say how
[18:27:57] <Runaway1956> You run Linux, don't you? Or - you're going with Windows for a gaming machine?
[18:28:18] <Runaway1956> Chances are - you DO NOT WANT a "fake RAID array"
[18:28:37] <cmn32480> hardware raid
[18:28:41] <cmn32480> not software
[18:28:47] <cmn32480> windows for games
[18:28:47] <Runaway1956> If the board dies, you can ONLY recover the RAID with another board just like it
[18:28:54] <cmn32480> not true
[18:29:02] <Runaway1956> Mmmmmmmmmmm
[18:29:07] <cmn32480> mirrored
[18:29:15] <cmn32480> not a RAID 5 or 6
[18:29:43] <Runaway1956> Mmmm-hmmmm, you're looking for speed then, rather than redundancy?
[18:29:55] <cmn32480> on mirrored systems, I have never had an issue moving the drive to a new box
[18:30:05] <cmn32480> I back my shit up
[18:30:14] <Runaway1956> Ohkay - good enough I guess
[18:30:17] <cmn32480> I'm looking for redundancy in case a hard drive shits the bed
[18:30:30] * Runaway1956 avoids motherboard RAIDS like the plague
[18:30:48] <cmn32480> understandable
[18:30:52] <Runaway1956> better to buy a card for that purpose, if you really want/need a hardware RAID
[18:30:58] <cmn32480> but the only other option is to hack Windows to make it handle it
[18:31:18] * cmn32480 checks his wallet adn sees tumbleweeds
[18:31:23] <Runaway1956> Never did that with Windows - I suppose it can be done, but I have no idea how difficult it is
[18:31:30] <cmn32480> it can.
[18:31:50] <cmn32480> but you have to muck about in the registry to make it think that it is a server class OS
[18:32:07] <cmn32480> running a mirror has never been an issue for me
[18:32:08] <Runaway1956> Ahhhhh - someone has probably written a script to do that for you
[18:32:26] <Runaway1956> Cool - if you know it works, you're good to go
[18:32:30] <cmn32480> the box I pulled this drive from was on a mirror...
[18:32:50] <cmn32480> and all I had to do was boot to safe mode to get the drivers installed and we were running
[18:33:00] <cmn32480> unlike when somebody tried to install a second video card...
[18:33:23] <Runaway1956> ARRRRGGGHHHHH - screw up one time, and nobody ever forgets!
[18:33:57] <cmn32480> nope
[18:34:08] <cmn32480> and if I did it you woudln't forget either
[18:34:30] <Runaway1956> BTW - I told you I got the card installed, didn't I? I just needed a different riser ribbon - 7 bucks on Newegg
[18:34:30] <cmn32480> that's what makes us fun!
[18:34:39] <cmn32480> NICE!
[18:34:46] <cmn32480> I musta missed that
[18:35:12] <Runaway1956> I was probably having problems when it came in, maybe i never told anyone
[18:35:43] <Runaway1956> BUT - the bad news is - I've just returned two failed work units - one of them has been working hard for three days
[18:35:52] <Runaway1956> all that lost time
[18:36:07] <cmn32480> DOH
[18:37:48] <cmn32480> this mobo actually has a debug LED on the board
[18:38:13] <Runaway1956> It flashes a code when something is wrong?
[18:38:19] <Runaway1956> like your car?
[18:38:27] <cmn32480> no.. it is like two digits from a clock radio
[18:38:35] <Runaway1956> ahhh
[18:38:42] <cmn32480> I plug my car inot the ODB2 reader to find out what's wrong
[18:39:07] <Runaway1956> speaking of which - the kid just bought one for $1600
[18:39:18] <cmn32480> car?
[18:39:23] <cmn32480> or odb2 READER?
[18:39:33] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Horse Poo may Reveal Where Hannibal Crossed the Alps - http://sylnt.us - emoji-say-it-best:-
[18:39:36] <Runaway1956> OBD2 scanner thingy - it can actually program some shit
[18:39:36] <cmn32480> if it was the ODB2 reader... you can get them rom newegg for about $15
[18:39:54] <cmn32480> programming is a different ball game
[18:40:03] <cmn32480> reading the codes is cheap as shit
[18:40:14] <Runaway1956> Yeah, my ODB2 cost only about $50 bucks, fifteen years ago - his does a lot more than just read though
[18:40:38] <Runaway1956> says he has two plugs - one fits the ODB2, the other fits another slot on "newer cars"
[18:40:39] <cmn32480> mine was about $75 or so if I remember right...
[18:40:44] <cmn32480> ahhhhhh
[18:40:49] <cmn32480> fancy!
[18:41:11] <Runaway1956> It's not really portable though, it's meant for shop use
[18:41:52] <cmn32480> at $1600... i shoudl think so
[18:42:28] <Runaway1956> His portable ODB2 seemed pretty fancy to me - it's probably two generations newer than mine.
[18:42:43] <cmn32480> mine says read
[18:42:44] <Runaway1956> Mine, I just read codes, and clear them when I'm ready.
[18:42:44] <cmn32480> erase
[18:42:55] <cmn32480> and that's it
[18:43:02] <cmn32480> they are cheap cheap now
[18:43:06] <nick> i have one of those cheap chinese bluetooth odb2 readers
[18:43:13] <nick> was like $10
[18:43:15] <cmn32480> you can get the little ones for $15-$20
[18:43:32] <Runaway1956> Bluetooth - why didn't I think of that?
[18:43:46] <cmn32480> because you are old and still believe in wires?
[18:43:54] <Runaway1956> could be . . .
[18:44:08] <cmn32480> if it makes you feel any better.. I believe in wires too
[18:44:15] <nick> it's the cheapest way to do the job, a cheap bluetooth reader and a free android app
[18:44:17] <Runaway1956> wires are real, man
[18:44:58] <cmn32480> new tower doens't have a wifi card in it
[18:45:19] * cmn32480 installs speedfan on the new box
[18:45:45] <Runaway1956> mine doesn't have a "card" but it has WIFI
[18:45:58] <cmn32480> onboard?
[18:46:15] <Runaway1956> Yes, onboard USB, LOL
[18:46:40] <cmn32480> I'm maybe 10 feet from the router... not worth the extra
[18:47:13] <cmn32480> but I am considering investing in a longer HDMI cable to plug it into the 40" TV...
[18:47:16] <Runaway1956> No extra money involved, I stumbled over a special, and bought a dozen of the things for a few bucks
[18:47:24] <Runaway1956> passed them around, and has some left over
[18:48:10] <cmn32480> heh
[18:48:11] <cmn32480> nice
[18:48:27] <cmn32480> were you here last night when I mentinoed that the new board doesnt' have IDE on it?
[18:48:47] <cmn32480> I had to dig out a USB DVD to install ther drivers
[18:48:48] <Runaway1956> That's alright, I don't use my IDE controller
[18:49:04] <Runaway1956> All SATA baby
[18:49:05] <cmn32480> the DVD-RW that i have had forever was IDE
[18:49:12] <cmn32480> and it never occurred to me
[18:49:22] <nick> have not seen ide on a board in years now
[18:49:32] <cmn32480> last box I built was 10 years ago
[18:49:33] <nick> i don't miss it
[18:51:01] <cmn32480> i dont' either... but I can't find the original hole covers for my case so I had to leave the drive in as a dummy
[18:51:42] <cmn32480> ok
[18:51:56] <cmn32480> new box is shutting down... need to rearrange the office to streamline thigns
[18:52:42] <cmn32480> damn this office is a freaking mess
[18:52:47] <Runaway1956> Wait - you left the dummy in to drive? Huh?
[18:53:27] <cmn32480> yep
[18:53:40] <cmn32480> just to keep the dust out
[18:54:02] <Runaway1956> Well, when you get a SATA burner, you can fill the hole
[18:54:46] <cmn32480> why bother? I have an old USB drive that works...
[18:54:55] <cmn32480> and I butrn about 3 discs a year
[18:55:18] <cmn32480> plus if the wife sees any more computer equipemtn com in ... I'm likely gonna get shot
[18:55:22] <Runaway1956> I'm sure I burn double that - usually operating system ISO's
[18:55:49] <cmn32480> even if they are $20... it isn't somethign I need
[18:55:55] <Runaway1956> Send it to your neighbor's house - or your brother's - or your drinking buddy's house
[18:56:19] <Runaway1956> Am I the ONLY sneaky bastard around here?
[18:56:22] <cmn32480> no
[18:56:27] <cmn32480> I send all my crap to work
[18:56:34] <Runaway1956> There ya go!
[18:56:41] <cmn32480> including the new laptop I bought for her that she doesn't know about yet
[18:56:53] <cmn32480> and I think THAT is the real reason she is pissed
[18:56:54] <Runaway1956> Uh-oh - you might get shot
[18:57:12] <cmn32480> I got a new PC, and she is working on an old POS Acer laptop
[18:57:14] <Runaway1956> That laptop better be fast, and very very sweet
[18:57:29] <cmn32480> i7, 8GB, 1920x1080 screen
[18:57:39] <cmn32480> 1TB spinning rust
[18:57:49] <cmn32480> it is
[18:57:49] <Runaway1956> not bad . . .
[18:57:55] <cmn32480> precisely
[18:58:02] <cmn32480> supposed to be a mothers day present
[18:58:19] <cmn32480> it is all a matter of how bad she gets on me over the next month
[18:58:22] * Runaway1956 gets lost with "holidays"
[18:58:26] <Runaway1956> when is mother's day?
[18:58:30] <Runaway1956> June something?
[18:58:36] <cmn32480> first weekend in May I think
[18:58:54] <Runaway1956> Hmmm - so you're only in the doghouse for about three more weeks
[18:59:08] <cmn32480> may 8
[18:59:14] <cmn32480> right
[18:59:16] <Runaway1956> four weeks then
[18:59:34] <cmn32480> yeah
[18:59:36] * Runaway1956 tosses cmn32480 some bones from dinner
[18:59:45] <cmn32480> it's gonna be a long... lonely 4 weeks
[19:00:00] <cmn32480> Woof!
[19:00:18] * cmn32480 needs to find 2 more slot covers
[19:00:22] <nick> lol
[19:00:25] <Runaway1956> and don't be howling at the damned moon all night
[19:00:51] <cmn32480> it'll be either me or the bitch across the street
[19:01:05] * cmn32480 needs to find 1 more slot cover
[19:01:34] * Runaway1956 has a beige slot cover with a secret spy cam in it
[19:01:45] <Runaway1956> and keylogger
[19:01:49] <Runaway1956> and microphone
[19:02:03] <Runaway1956> super minitiarized, and powerful
[19:02:10] <cmn32480> what you and your old lady do is your business, good sir
[19:02:17] <Runaway1956> sends an encryped signal to Mars and back
[19:02:47] <Runaway1956> I take it you don't want my dust cover then?
[19:03:05] * Runaway1956 could turn off the spycam and rely on the keylogger
[19:03:13] <cmn32480> not without inspecting it with a blacklight first
[19:03:28] <Runaway1956> Isn't that racist?
[19:03:36] <cmn32480> prolly
[19:03:50] <Runaway1956> Use a UV light, and EF won't be jumping on your ass
[19:04:37] <cmn32480> if EF jumps on my ass... he's in for a surprise... it is tatoo'd with "exit only"
[19:05:22] <Runaway1956> In larger letters, "stay back 200 feet, not responsible for damages"
[19:06:21] <cmn32480> "Caution Explosion Hazard"
[19:06:34] * cmn32480 needs to find 0 more slot covers
[19:06:56] <cmn32480> i knew I kept all this crap for good reason
[19:07:16] <Runaway1956> well - reason, anyway
[19:07:28] <cmn32480> though I'm not sure why I have all these SCSI ribbon cables.....
[19:07:52] * cmn32480 wonders where he put the side panel....
[19:07:58] <Runaway1956> Oh - so, I couldn't sell you a threesome of scsi drives and some random ribbons?
[19:08:21] <cmn32480> no
[19:08:52] * Runaway1956 doesn't even know what KIND of scsi they are - only knows they don't fit anything he has ever owned
[19:08:55] <cmn32480> but I still have a working 1x CD-R SCSI drive if you are interested. Complete w/ controller card, external cable and terminator
[19:09:29] <cmn32480> yours if you pay the shipping costs
[19:09:31] <Runaway1956> my mainboard is revision 1 or something like that - the original had SCSI, this one has all SATA
[19:10:32] <cmn32480> i think the controller card is PCI... but it might be ISA
[19:10:43] <Runaway1956> Tower has room for about twelve drives - back in the day, that meant a couple hundred gigabyte of drives
[19:12:00] <cmn32480> mine will fit 8... plus 4x 5 1/4 slots
[19:13:01] <cmn32480> excalelnt
[19:13:08] <cmn32480> fits even with the heat sink
[19:13:16] * cmn32480 found the side panel
[19:14:02] <Runaway1956> How much clearance? I don't guess it matters, doesn't your heat sink blow air vertically?
[19:14:17] <Runaway1956> Don't want to smother that sucker
[19:14:25] <cmn32480> pulls through the sink
[19:14:34] <cmn32480> so the clearance doesn't matter much
[19:14:58] <cmn32480> that it clears the panel is all that matters
[19:16:39] <Runaway1956> I like this guy - he's in marketing, but he has a more-or-less healthy attitude about advertising
[19:16:46] <Runaway1956> https://marketoonist.com
[19:16:47] <smake> ^ 03Advertising Metrics cartoon | Marketoonist | Tom Fishburne
[19:20:15] <cmn32480> I am digging on this modular power supply
[19:20:51] <Runaway1956> Sweet, aren't they? Only problem you might run into is some cords might be a little short
[19:22:13] <Runaway1956> Spent a little time on jonnyguru.com today
[19:22:55] <Runaway1956> Seasonic is apparently not "the best" anymore - but they still rank it "damned good". Problem is, no one says what "the best" is today
[19:23:17] * Runaway1956 thinks "damned good" is good enough
[19:34:39] <cmn32480> sorry.. had a potty emergency that didn't quite make it to the bowl for my 4 year old
[19:40:24] <Runaway1956> Didja beat him half to death, to make him fear the bowl?
[19:40:45] <Runaway1956> That one always worked for my generation - that's why there are so many anal retentive old bastards around
[19:40:55] <FatPhil> rub his nose in it - works for cats
[19:41:41] <Runaway1956> https://soylentnews.org
[19:41:42] <smake> ^ 03SN article: Horse Poo may Reveal Where Hannibal Crossed the Alps 04(5 comments)
[19:42:10] <Runaway1956> Someone check that "submitted form IRC" comment, and argue with me and/or invite more people to join IRC
[19:43:55] <FatPhil> damn, it's had to beat a nice mature stilton.
[19:44:30] <Runaway1956> why the hell would you beat it? Did it pee on the floor too?
[19:44:37] <FatPhil> except maybe a nice hot steamy sauna after nice mature stilton. ... -> sauna
[19:45:40] <cmn32480> it was my daughter... and she so rarely has accidents that it was very likely exactly that
[19:45:55] <cmn32480> and ti was on a tile floor, not carpet... so no harm no foul
[19:46:18] <cmn32480> linolium... not tile
[19:46:43] <Runaway1956> Potty trained three sons - first didn't "get it" for forever, second caught on as expected
[19:46:52] <Runaway1956> third on just trained himself before 18 months
[19:46:57] <Runaway1956> believe it or not
[19:47:02] <cmn32480> I totally believe it
[19:47:08] <cmn32480> my daughter was about the same
[19:47:13] <cmn32480> the boys took forever
[19:47:24] <Runaway1956> boys often do, for some reason
[19:47:48] <takyon> hi yall
[19:48:02] <Runaway1956> I was kinda slow - had an accident in first grade, at age 5 - that embarrassment is what finally taught me
[19:48:17] <takyon> I was going to submit that "Uber for Women" story this morning, but decided not to. I check back in the submissions list later, and Hugh has done it for me
[19:50:41] <cmn32480> all right Goose... I't time to move the tower
[19:51:09] <Runaway1956> Good story takyon - makes sense, especially after some guy driving for Uber decided to shoot up half of his town
[19:51:41] <takyon> I'm not sure why I passed it over. It might have been that the link I had was sparse or the product hasn't launched yet
[19:52:11] <takyon> also there's the "this thing is gonna get sued for gender discrimination" angle that I didn't feel like typing up
[19:52:16] <Runaway1956> Wonder if I can get a job with them?
[19:52:31] * Runaway1956 doesn't mind riding shotgun when a hot chick drives
[19:52:32] <takyon> dunno, what would your background check reveal?
[19:52:47] <Runaway1956> It might reveal that I have two healthy testicles.
[19:53:22] <takyon> that's the physical
[19:53:25] <cmn32480> prolly that his history only goes back 15 years... before that he is an enigma
[19:54:35] <Runaway1956> nahhhh, not the enigma. Nemesis is more like it. I come through this solar system every few thousand years, leaving death and destruction in my wake.
[19:54:57] <takyon> http://www.npr.org
[19:54:57] <smake> ^ 03'Boston Globe' Runs Fake Front Page Detailing A Donald Trump World : The Two-Way : NPR
[19:55:20] <cmn32480> in that case, there are a few people I'd like to introduce you to
[19:56:31] <Runaway1956> The more rabidly the GOP attacks Trump, the more people like Trump. Streisand effect, anyone?
[19:57:21] <takyon> immunity to criticism just for being an "outsider" is a neat trick
[19:57:47] <takyon> of course its all for naught if he can't get 1232 delegates
[19:58:05] <cmn32480> I'm not sure which of the 4 taht are left scares me the least
[19:58:06] <Runaway1956> It really is - I still think Trump is an arrogant, pompous ass - but I'm considering voting for him.
[19:58:48] <Runaway1956> It's a tossup between Trump, and a write in for a Libertarian ticket
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[19:59:42] <poutine--> What is the smallest container you've ever defecated into? Mine would be one of those plastic little medicine measuring cups for robitussin, it of course did not fit all in, and towards the end there changed to more of a liquid form, my hands, shoes, and the bottom leg area of my pants were covered, and we were 15 miles from the hotel
[20:00:33] <cmn32480> well.... that was random
[20:00:40] <Runaway1956> I prefer large urinals, personally. The Atlantic, the Med, the Indian Ocean, etc
[20:01:12] <Runaway1956> It's difficult to miss the whole fucking Atlantic Ocean, then have to clean it up
[20:01:29] <cmn32480> ever piss off the wing of a plane at 10,000ft?
[20:01:37] <takyon_> what, no tales of being a part of the human centipede?
[20:01:47] <Runaway1956> No, not ballsy enough to try it
[20:02:02] <cmn32480> i did.
[20:02:19] <Runaway1956> At 10,000 feet, I prefer to be securely strapped into a seat, thank you very much.
[20:02:24] <cmn32480> now, granted, the plane had crashed 60 years prior, but that isn't really germin to the questoin
[20:02:55] <Runaway1956> So, you climbed up Everest, to piss on a crashed airplane?
[20:03:08] <takyon_> sounds legit
[20:03:11] <takyon_> or frigid
[20:04:20] <cmn32480> it is at Philmont Scout Ranch
[20:04:27] <cmn32480> B-24 crashed in 1942
[20:04:44] <cmn32480> ~g philmont b24 crash
[20:04:46] <Runaway1956> Pierogis sound good - even if they are store bought frozen
[20:04:47] <exec> [google] www.check-six.com/Crash_Sites/Philmont_B-24.htm
[20:06:11] <FatPhil> pierogis rarely sound good. I'm not sure what the american fascination with them is.
[20:06:35] <FatPhil> they're poor food for poor people here in eastern europe
[20:07:15] <Runaway1956> I dunno about poor food - when Grandma made them, they tasted like heaven
[20:07:33] <Runaway1956> store bought are just a vague reminder that Grandma was a great cook
[20:07:52] <FatPhil> then again, there are many different styles of pierogis, the clue is in the name - it's just like saying you like "pie"
[20:07:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> ever wonder if mexicans have a problem getting their young kids to eat spicy foods like we do here?
[20:08:36] <Runaway1956> TMB - young mothers rub peppers on their nipples to sanitize the nipple - kids grow up craving the spice
[20:08:50] <FatPhil> if you start feeding them spicy food age 18 months, then they'll not even know it is spicy food by the time they're old enough to express an opinion on the matter
[20:08:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> be all like "bitch, craft dinner costs like 5,000,000 pesos! you'll eat your chorizo and eggs and like it!"
[20:10:59] <Runaway1956> Took my middle son to Mexico, and got him to eat "sweet bread". And, no, it's not a flour or cornmeal recipe - it's goat guts
[20:11:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, pancreas and whatever else kinda glands they can find.
[20:11:49] <Runaway1956> It was a pretty good meal actually
[20:13:12] <FatPhil> middle-eastern culture has sweetbreads. had it cooked by a lebanese guy once. Not bad, but kinda pointless.
[20:13:54] <Runaway1956> How was it pointless? It filled your belly, I presume.
[20:14:06] <FatPhil> I generally prefer muscle texture. Stuff like calamari and pancreas I just don;t get.
[20:14:25] <FatPhil> sauce was delicious - but that's lebanese food for you
[20:14:26] <Runaway1956> Fair enough, I guess
[20:14:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> personally, i'm getting ready to choke a kid if they don't start eating what they're fed. i don't give a happy damn if their sense of taste is twice as strong as an adult's.
[20:15:07] <Runaway1956> That's all part of being a kid, TMB - make Mom and Dad fuss over you
[20:15:08] <FatPhil> I do like liver and kidney though, but they have a rough texture that I can get my teeth into.
[20:15:26] * Runaway1956 loves liver when it's done right
[20:15:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya well, uncle buzzard don't play dat shit.
[20:15:46] <Runaway1956> the hard part is finding someone who knows not to cook the liver into shoe leather
[20:16:04] <FatPhil> by pointless, I guess I mean - I'll take the slab of muscle, you have the tiny thing that's much rarer and more highly prized, and we'll both be happier
[20:16:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> Runaway1956: s/ into shoe leather//
[20:16:08] <exec> <TheMightyBuzzard> <Runaway1956> the hard part is finding someone who knows not to cook the liver
[20:16:26] <cmn32480> nah... thats the easy part
[20:16:43] <FatPhil> I have only once cooked liver, as I don't want to fuck it up.
[20:17:05] <FatPhil> it was delicious, I nailed it, I really should do it again
[20:17:09] * Runaway1956 prefers to cook it himself, dip it in milk, drop it onto a hot skillet, sear it, remove it, eat it
[20:17:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> liver tastes like meat with no fibers that someone has shat upon. often and recently.
[20:17:33] <FatPhil> Then again, it was rabbit liver, maybe bigger animals' behave differently
[20:17:55] <FatPhil> "that's like eating a car's oil filters" said one friend
[20:18:01] <Runaway1956> Damn, I'm getting hungy-er
[20:18:28] * TheMightyBuzzard would rather eat the oil filter
[20:18:37] <FatPhil> time for another splash, I can hear my g/f splashing the stones already
[20:21:58] <cmn32480> PS2 to DIN5 converter
[20:22:06] <cmn32480> that's probably pretty useless...
[20:23:51] <takyon_> pieroghis: poor man's ravioli
[20:23:57] <takyon_> but I liked them as a kid
[20:28:22] <cmn32480> lol - since I found the slot covers that I needed... I have found about 3 more in the desk cleanup process
[20:29:12] <FatPhil> takyon_: are your pierogis similar to pelmenis, then?
[20:31:25] <takyon_> i dunno
[20:31:31] <takyon_> they are filled with potato
[20:32:29] <Runaway1956> Can be filled with potato, dry cottage cheese, or meat - actually anything a person has a taste for
[20:33:14] <takyon_> dats ravioli
[20:33:20] <Runaway1956> Like FatPhil said, liking peirogis is just like liking pie - you can fill them with anything
[20:35:28] <takyon_> ravioli-filled pierogi
[20:35:47] <takyon_> in a pie crust
[20:35:56] <Runaway1956> Would ravioli be ravioli without tomato sauce?
[20:36:19] <takyon_> you could put that in there too
[20:36:40] <Runaway1956> Then it would be ravioli though.
[20:37:04] <Runaway1956> I guess the dough is somewhat different, but a wheat based dough is going to taste much the same no matter what
[20:37:08] <takyon_> you put beef filled ravioli in sauce, inside pierogi, inside pie crust, topped with cheese
[20:37:14] <FatPhil> so, you wrap starch up with starch? how is that not the epitome of poor mans' food?
[20:37:40] <takyon_> you sell it as high end food at a gastro food truck
[20:38:08] <Runaway1956> Ugh - food trucks - I've had a few to many bad experiences with those
[20:38:18] <Runaway1956> Although, there have been some good ones along the way
[20:38:20] * FatPhil loves kebab vans
[20:38:49] <FatPhil> there were about 15 in town when I went to university, each had their own different meat and sauce, it was hog heaven
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[20:39:58] <cmn32480> Rutgers University has a food truck area
[20:40:02] <cmn32480> the food is awesome
[20:40:21] <FatPhil> more sauna...
[20:40:27] <cmn32480> it is good enough to have been featured on a bunch of cooking shows etc
[20:41:05] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - What Happens When you Shoot a Golf Ball at a Balloon Filled With Non-Newtonian Fluid? - http://sylnt.us - fun-with-physics
[20:41:13] <cmn32480> i've eaten at several of them over the years... and I can vouch that the food is good even when you are sober
[20:42:40] <takyon_> food network will make a show out of anything though
[20:42:46] <takyon_> that and tastemade
[20:43:05] <Runaway1956> Do sidewalk vendors count? Guy in Portsmouth, England was selling cheese cake. I bought two slices, and wandered on my way. Came back past, and bought two more, and strolled on. Time to return to the ship, I stopped, and bought an entire cheese cake from him.
[20:43:20] <Runaway1956> Sat on the mess deck, and ate the whole damned thing.
[20:43:29] <Runaway1956> That was "pigging out" I think.
[20:43:38] <cmn32480> nice
[20:43:51] <cmn32480> used to eat from a guy at 6th and 50th in Manhattan
[20:44:09] <cmn32480> dude made gyros.... but had a line down the block every freaking day
[20:44:35] <cmn32480> don't know what he did... but holy hell they were awesome
[20:45:00] <Runaway1956> Probably used the Holy water from the cathedral down the street?
[20:45:07] <cmn32480> possibly
[20:45:20] * Runaway1956 used to pee in that Holy Water
[20:45:23] <cmn32480> but his stuff was always fresh because of the crowds that ate from his cart
[20:45:36] <cmn32480> not at the time when I worked in manhattan
[20:45:58] <Runaway1956> What years were you there?
[20:46:05] <cmn32480> 'round Y2K
[20:46:19] <Runaway1956> Oh yeah, you're a youngster, aren't you?
[20:46:26] <cmn32480> yep... sorry gramps
[20:46:35] <Runaway1956> I was there in 83 and 84, part of 85
[20:46:52] <cmn32480> I was still in diapers
[20:48:17] <cmn32480> just to make you feel a tab bit older
[20:49:39] * Runaway1956 needs to pull a TMB and lie down to work off the heavy dinner of peirogis
[20:49:49] <cmn32480> rough....
[20:49:58] <cmn32480> .me needs to think about feeding his monsters dinner
[20:52:24] <cmn32480> excellent
[20:52:30] <cmn32480> DDWRT Usb print server works
[20:53:40] <takyon_> >printing
[20:53:43] <takyon_> >2016
[20:53:56] <cmn32480> wife requires it
[20:54:05] <cmn32480> stuff for kids... etc
[20:54:15] <takyon_> bbl
[20:55:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> printing is handy. lets you put whatever you want on a DM screen instead of the tables they THINK you want.
[20:56:01] * SirFinkus notes that sn still has a print feature
[20:56:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar, though i have no idea how well/if it works.
[20:57:02] <cmn32480> remove the icon... problem solved
[20:58:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> and make for less bug reports that keep me from having to fix actual things? are you mad?
[20:58:53] <SirFinkus> seems to work pretty well
[20:59:13] <SirFinkus> kinda dumb though
[20:59:48] <cmn32480> maybe the site used to get passed around on paper
[21:01:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> maybe you could print all the gewg_ stories out, one to a sheet, on a roll of TP
[21:02:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> speaking of, time to go make use of a non-printed roll
[21:06:00] <cmn32480> why would I print shit on the paper BEFORE I use it?
[21:13:18] <FatPhil> why would you print shit on the paper AFTER you use it!??!?!
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[21:18:01] <cmn32480> the shit goes on while wiping... I don't need it on the paper to put it on my ass
[21:21:25] <takyon> https://www.youtube.com
[21:21:27] <smake> ^ 03Second Life: PREGNANCY PROBLEMS (Trolling) - YouTube
[22:42:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - This Astrobiologist Is Collecting Unrecognizable Beings from the Stratosphere. - http://sylnt.us - they-might-not-look-like-Marvin
[23:28:56] <chromas> Bender: s/they.*/her-reaction-will-make-you-cry/
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