#Soylent | Logs for 2016-03-21

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[00:47:17] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Sony Rumored to Be Developing PlayStation 4.5 - http://sylnt.us - will-it-have-a-rootkit-too?
[00:51:04] <BadCoderFinger> Sony? No thank you.
[00:57:10] <Runaway1956> I want a Zenith
[00:57:16] <Runaway1956> rm /etc/X11/xorg.conf
[00:57:35] <Runaway1956> https://www.youtube.com
[00:57:37] <NetCraft> ^ 03Zenith Radios retro commercial - The Quality Goes In Before The Name Goes On! - YouTube
[00:57:51] <Runaway1956> where the quality goes in, before the name goes on.
[01:49:20] <cmn32480> Runaway1956 - a pintrest link???
[02:04:43] <Runaway1956> Hey, I did a google search for a particular image - pinterest is where I found it
[02:05:00] <Runaway1956> What are you, some kind of elitest?
[02:05:16] <Runaway1956> OMG - cmn32480 is an elitest!
[02:05:32] <SirFinkus> maybe you're just a PLEBIAN
[02:05:48] <Runaway1956> Got yer plebian swinging, LMAO~!
[02:05:54] <cmn32480> I'd have expected somethign else... imgur maybe
[02:06:31] * Runaway1956 is a Google phanboi - where Google leads, he follows
[02:06:47] <Runaway1956> nograb
[02:06:56] * cmn32480 adjust google to point down the rabbit hole
[02:06:58] <SirFinkus> https://www.google.com
[02:06:58] <NetCraft> ^ 03Google ( https://www.google.com )
[02:07:01] * SirFinkus sets the trap
[02:07:28] <cmn32480> and at this time, you can't grab actions
[02:07:33] <Runaway1956> no goatse
[02:08:11] <cmn32480> that is why the links get checked... and the links in the comments have an automatic [text.com] for where they elad
[02:08:16] <Runaway1956> The rabbit hole? I dove into that decades ago.
[02:09:31] * Runaway1956 needs to go into town early and head off the mailman
[02:09:43] <Runaway1956> my new CPU's are at the local post office
[02:10:24] <Runaway1956> 2.1 ghz to 2.8 ghz is ~33% improvement
[02:10:44] <cmn32480> ok
[02:10:51] <cmn32480> what'r you doing wiht the old ones?
[02:10:54] <Runaway1956> and, maybe some modest code improvement as well
[02:11:07] <Runaway1956> Not sure what I'm going to do with the old ones - might auction them off
[02:11:25] <Runaway1956> or I might keep them around in case the new CPU's turn out to be duds
[02:11:26] <cmn32480> I'll give you $0.84 per core
[02:11:33] <Runaway1956> stuff happens, you know
[02:11:36] <cmn32480> i do
[02:11:39] <SirFinkus> FOLDING
[02:12:12] <Runaway1956> I won't be buying another socket F mainboard - unless I stumble across one real cheap
[02:12:39] <SirFinkus> we all know what the f stands for
[02:12:41] <Runaway1956> socket F is a lot better than the 939 or the 940 I have collecting dust, but there's better stuff today
[02:13:02] <cmn32480> <----- has a dual core p4 circa 2006
[02:13:32] <Runaway1956> a P4 can't use any AMD CPU's
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[02:13:40] <sanew> 9.11 terror is Bush's order
[02:13:40] * Runaway1956 is exclusively an AMD man
[02:13:40] <sanew> 9.11 terror is Bush's order
[02:13:41] <sanew> 9.11 terror is Bush's order
[02:13:41] <sanew> 9.11 terror is Bush's order
[02:13:41] <sanew> 9.11 terror is Bush's order
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[02:13:42] <sanew> 9.11 terror is Bush's order
[02:13:42] <sanew> 9.11 terror is Bush's order
[02:13:42] <sanew> 9.11 terror is Bush's order
[02:13:42] <sanew> 9.11 terror is Bush's order
[02:13:43] <sanew> 9.11 terror is Bush's order
[02:13:43] <sanew> 9.11 terror is Bush's order
[02:13:44] <sanew> 9.11 terror is Bush's order
[02:13:44] <sanew> 9.11 terror is Bush's order
[02:13:45] <sanew> 9.11 terror is Bush's order
[02:13:45] <sanew> 9.11 terror is Bush's order
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[02:13:52] <Runaway1956> what an ass
[02:13:55] <SirFinkus> aww
[02:14:00] <SirFinkus> I wanted to ban someone :(
[02:14:09] <cmn32480> got kicked by the system before I could kick him
[02:14:10] <chromas> You still can
[02:14:15] <cmn32480> .ban sanew
[02:14:15] -!- mode/#Soylent [+b sanew!*@*] by Aphrodite
[02:14:16] <SirFinkus> .op
[02:14:16] -!- mode/#Soylent [+o SirFinkus] by Aphrodite
[02:14:21] <cmn32480> HAHA
[02:14:24] <SirFinkus> .deop
[02:14:24] -!- mode/#Soylent [-o SirFinkus] by Aphrodite
[02:14:26] <Runaway1956> K-line his ass
[02:14:40] <chromas> .kick chromas
[02:14:47] <chromas> aaw; no privs :'(
[02:14:50] <cmn32480> I just banned him permanently AFAIK
[02:14:55] <SirFinkus> .kick chromas here, I'll help you
[02:14:55] -!- chromas was kicked from #Soylent by Aphrodite!Aphrodite@dodekatheon.olympus.gr [(SirFinkus) here, I'll help you]
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[02:15:14] <cmn32480> careful... da boss will get on yer ass for that
[02:15:17] <chromas> that's no help. I wanted to kick me!
[02:15:26] * chromas stomps off to cry
[02:15:36] * cmn32480 kick chromas in the nads
[02:15:37] <SirFinkus> I'm actually chromas's bot
[02:15:54] <cmn32480> why not... all the other bots have stupid priv levels here
[02:16:19] <SirFinkus> here we go again
[02:16:22] * SirFinkus gets popcorn
[02:16:38] <chromas> it's just the one
[02:16:41] <Runaway1956> if I morph into a bot, do I get privs?
[02:16:50] * Runaway1956 slowly morphs
[02:16:50] * chromas butters up for irc wrastlin'
[02:16:51] -!- BadCoderFinger has quit [Quit: ENOBEER]
[02:16:51] <cmn32480> whcih makes it even stupider
[02:17:34] <Runaway1956> goddamnit! I'm turning into a butterfly instead of a bot!
[02:17:47] <SirFinkus> THIS IS YOUR BECOMING
[02:17:47] * cmn32480 admires Runaway1956's pretty wings
[02:18:17] * Runaway1956 can't toss people into the hog trough with butterfly wings!
[02:18:27] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Pirates are Now the Largest Political Party in Iceland - http://sylnt.us - davey-jones-locker
[02:18:34] * cmn32480 pins Runaway1956 to the board with the rest of the unique insects
[02:19:00] * Runaway1956 slowly morphs back into an asshole
[02:19:21] <Runaway1956> No buggering, you guys!
[02:20:32] <Runaway1956> BTW - don't pay the duck
[02:20:38] <Runaway1956> http://www.reuters.com
[02:20:38] <NetCraft> ^ 03Brazil's restive rich draft a duck to protest president| Reuters ( http://www.reuters.com )
[02:20:49] <SirFinkus> just put it on his bill
[02:21:12] <SirFinkus> guy's, I'm despondent
[02:21:16] <cmn32480> nah.. damn bird is a quack
[02:21:18] <SirFinkus> I fucked my hand up I think
[02:21:19] * Runaway1956 thinks a Brazilian might give you a thumbs up on that comment
[02:21:40] <Runaway1956> WTF is despondent? You took one of those surveys?
[02:21:55] <Deucalion> sup with your had Fink?
[02:21:59] <Deucalion> hand*
[02:22:16] <cmn32480> you break it?
[02:22:24] <SirFinkus> right hand, some kind of RSI playing guitar
[02:22:25] <cmn32480> severe crippling arthritis?
[02:22:30] <Runaway1956> slipped off the knob
[02:22:35] <SirFinkus> "playing guitar"
[02:22:47] <Runaway1956> Air guitar?
[02:22:55] <cmn32480> Rashy Skin InNfection
[02:23:05] <SirFinkus> real guitar
[02:23:20] <cmn32480> rediculous super inversion?
[02:23:31] <Runaway1956> That's a relief - those air guitar infections have no cure
[02:23:48] <cmn32480> realtime space initiative?
[02:24:12] <cmn32480> SirFinkus - WTF is an RSI?
[02:24:17] <Deucalion> not using a plectrum? I'd imagine extensive hours of finger picking could rapidly fuck up the hand
[02:24:28] <SirFinkus> naw, using a plectrum
[02:24:36] <Runaway1956> repetitive motion crap, kinda like slapping the monkey
[02:24:43] <cmn32480> suddenly wer are in a gynocological office
[02:25:05] <Deucalion> repetitive strain injury.... closely linked to carpal tunnel syndrome.... too much keyboard use can result in the same things
[02:25:05] <cmn32480> he's using a plectum to spread his strings...
[02:25:06] <SirFinkus> but really
[02:25:15] <cmn32480> ahhhhh
[02:25:19] <SirFinkus> there's something important I need to tell you
[02:25:25] <cmn32480> fusk off?
[02:25:25] <SirFinkus> I'll warn you that this may end the channel
[02:25:37] <SirFinkus> since it's such a big government secret
[02:25:45] <SirFinkus> 9.11 terror is Bush's order
[02:25:53] <cmn32480> AHAHAHA
[02:25:53] <SirFinkus> it comes from a reliable source
[02:26:00] <SirFinkus> I'm sorry, but I had to say it
[02:26:30] <SirFinkus> consequences will never be the same
[02:26:39] <cmn32480> your source got banned
[02:26:42] <Runaway1956> It's a lie - Bush lacked the imagination and the intelligence - the order came from Cheney
[02:27:06] <cmn32480> intelligence as in information, or as in he was a walking canteloupe?
[02:27:15] <SirFinkus> he was a lizard
[02:27:16] <SirFinkus> clearly
[02:28:03] <Runaway1956> If Bush studied real hard, he might have elevated his intelligence level to that of a cantalope
[02:28:23] <SirFinkus> LIZARD
[02:32:00] <cmn32480> so I'm debating on getting new components for my tower or buying a decent laptop
[02:32:11] -!- mode/#Soylent [-qb *!*@Soylent/Staff/Developer/TMB] by Aphrodite
[02:32:13] <Runaway1956> https://i.ytimg.com
[02:32:41] <SirFinkus> lol it was tmb?
[02:32:55] * Runaway1956 votes for laptop with i7 - nothing less
[02:33:04] <Deucalion> now I just cleared all bans. Apparently someone tried to set a quiet on tmb
[02:33:11] <SirFinkus> weird
[02:33:12] <Deucalion> at some point in history
[02:33:17] <cmn32480> lol
[02:33:19] <cmn32480> wasn't me
[02:33:30] <cmn32480> the sanew one was me
[02:33:33] <Deucalion> I know
[02:33:36] <cmn32480> 'bout 25 minutes ago
[02:33:46] * cmn32480 waits to get his hand slapped
[02:33:53] * Deucalion shrugs
[02:34:11] <SirFinkus> I kicked chromas again, he was really asking for it though
[02:34:23] <SirFinkus> and being his bot and all, I have to follow his orders
[02:34:43] <cmn32480> I was actually thinking about an RFB laptop
[02:35:04] <Runaway1956> ~define rfb laptop
[02:35:06] <exec> rfb laptop: unable to find definition
[02:35:21] <cmn32480> refurbished
[02:35:22] <Runaway1956> refurbished fucking bitch
[02:35:32] <cmn32480> ~define rfb
[02:35:32] <Runaway1956> Those can be alright
[02:35:35] <exec> [urbandictionary] 03RFB: Really Fucking Bored - 1. when you're sitting on your ass during the weekend chatting online because there are no parties to go to. 2. when you just broke up with your girlfriend and you have no o...
[02:36:40] <SirFinkus> easier to build a good desktop than it is to buy a good laptop
[02:36:57] <Runaway1956> http://www.ebay.com
[02:36:59] <NetCraft> ^ 03Lenovo Thinkpad X230 i7 16GB | eBay ( http://www.ebay.com )
[02:37:05] <cmn32480> and work has already provided me wiht a nice i7 8GB laptop
[02:37:46] * Deucalion departs
[02:37:52] <cmn32480> ~gnight Deucalion
[02:37:54] * exec brazenly gives birth to a fart hole of weed for Deucalion
[02:38:00] <SirFinkus> night
[02:39:42] * Runaway1956 needs to quit looking at computers and think about a brake job
[02:39:53] <Deucalion> thanks cmn32480 hope your hand improves soon SirFinkus
[02:40:07] <SirFinkus> yeah, it's kind of bad because I have my guitar final on tuesday
[02:40:17] <cmn32480> ruh roh
[02:40:23] <cmn32480> play through the pain....
[02:40:26] <cmn32480> or get a doctors note
[02:40:26] <Deucalion> yech... can't you put it off if your hand is fucked up?
[02:40:44] <SirFinkus> only have to play for a few minutes, but idk what to do now
[02:41:12] <SirFinkus> I wanted to perfect it, but probably not happening at this point
[02:41:23] <Runaway1956> If some guy can have both his legs amputated, then ride a motorcycle around the world . .. ..
[02:41:36] <SirFinkus> pfft
[02:41:46] <cmn32480> 'nother guy lost his arms and plays with his toes
[02:41:48] <SirFinkus> I'll be impressed when he rides a bicycle Runaway1956
[02:41:57] <Deucalion> if it's going to influence your playing on a test then see a quack and delay the test :/
[02:41:57] <SirFinkus> or rollerblades
[02:42:05] <SirFinkus> it's the final
[02:42:20] <SirFinkus> I could also write a paper apparently
[02:42:26] <SirFinkus> but fuck that, gonna try for the playing
[02:42:27] <Runaway1956> What's his name, the South African, who killed his girlfriend does that
[02:42:38] <cmn32480> Pastorius?
[02:42:46] <Runaway1956> yeah, that's the guy
[02:43:19] <Runaway1956> Imagine - shooting your girl friend for using your bathroom
[02:43:24] <cmn32480> me thinks he will go with the tower upgrade...
[02:43:29] <Runaway1956> she must have smelled really bad
[02:43:41] <cmn32480> or shit on the floor
[02:43:52] <SirFinkus> fungal infection
[02:43:56] <Runaway1956> can't imagine that being shot improved the odor
[02:44:28] <cmn32480> yeast?
[02:44:51] <Runaway1956> shit, piss, yeast, and gunpowder - quite the aphrodisiac
[02:45:03] <cmn32480> well... the gunpowder anyway
[02:45:16] <SirFinkus> pastorius -> pastuer it was a stretch
[02:46:19] <Runaway1956> dunno 'bout that cmn32480 - I don't recall ever getting an erection when the big guns were firing
[02:46:33] <Runaway1956> maybe I did, but the concussion keeps me from remembering
[02:46:38] <cmn32480> no.. i believe he ran and hid at that point
[02:46:53] <cmn32480> turned so far inside out that it looked like a vagina
[02:47:13] <cmn32480> nograb
[02:47:26] <Deucalion> really? this channel is deteriorating badly
[02:47:46] <Runaway1956> That - or your expectations are high
[02:47:52] <SirFinkus> it wasn't even me this time
[02:48:05] <cmn32480> says chromas' bot
[02:48:18] <cmn32480> Runaway1956 - what're your new procs?
[02:48:34] <SirFinkus> my louis pasteur joke was surprisingly high brow
[02:48:58] <Runaway1956> 8439 SE 2.8 ghz hexacore
[02:49:02] <Runaway1956> two each
[02:50:14] <Runaway1956> although - if I'm crunching 24/7 the HE or SE doesn't ever kick in, does it?
[02:50:37] <chromas> SirFinkus: it was so high it went Pasteurize
[02:50:59] <Runaway1956> Pasteurized = half baked?
[02:51:13] <cmn32480> now we are miling it
[02:51:26] <cmn32480> s/milling/milking
[02:51:30] <cmn32480> s/miling/milking
[02:52:18] <SirFinkus> you can milk anything with nipples
[02:53:54] <Runaway1956> Some people milk rattlesnakes
[02:54:08] <cmn32480> fang you very much
[02:54:56] <Runaway1956> hook those little fangs on the edge of a bowl, and caress the glands . . . sounds erotic, doesn't it?
[02:55:21] <cmn32480> not when you realize that if your finger slips you are possibly a dead man
[02:55:37] <Runaway1956> Maybe with a cobra, probably not so much with a rattler
[02:55:54] <Deucalion> I'm sure they have anti-venom to hand
[02:55:55] <cmn32480> I woudl expect taht they ahve antivenom on hand
[02:56:02] <cmn32480> ninjad
[02:56:03] <Runaway1956> besides which, people who handle snakes a lot tend to build up an immunity
[02:56:30] <Runaway1956> how good that immunity is gets tested from time to time
[02:58:05] <Runaway1956> vipers have it good, if you think about it - inject a little digestive saliva, let the critter die, then eat him. Probably don't get a lot of indigestion that way.
[02:58:56] <Runaway1956> Ditto with komodo dragons - WTF could cause them indigestion? They have every bacteria known to the animal kingdom already
[02:59:13] <cmn32480> but if they bite you... you get them all too
[02:59:38] <Runaway1956> Didn't say that the prey has it good, just the predator who uses the poison(s)
[02:59:56] <cmn32480> heh
[03:00:00] <Deucalion> I'd like to see a viper eat a human corpse.... wouldn't want to step on one for sure but they hardly go around looking to bite people :D
[03:00:18] <cmn32480> they do bite people
[03:00:37] <Runaway1956> Nahhh, but bigger snakes do eat smaller people - not vipers so much, as constrictors
[03:00:37] <cmn32480> heard a story once of a guy sitting in a lawn chair under a tree in Africa
[03:01:16] <cmn32480> snake falls out of tree... guy manages to throw it away from him... didn't get bit but found out it was like the number 2 poisonous snake in the world
[03:01:25] <cmn32480> some kind of tree viper
[03:01:50] <Runaway1956> eats trees?
[03:01:55] <cmn32480> yup
[03:02:02] <cmn32480> needs a lot of roughage
[03:02:18] <cmn32480> and on that crappy story... I'm gonna go hide in bed
[03:02:29] <cmn32480> with the blankets pulled to my chin
[03:02:34] <cmn32480> and all the lights off
[03:02:38] <Deucalion> right... of course venomous snakes bit people when threatened... it's the only defence they have, but they're not actively going around looking to bite people.
[03:02:39] <cmn32480> and my eyes closed
[03:02:39] <Runaway1956> Don't mess with the viper at the foot of the bed - he's just there to get warm.
[03:02:59] <cmn32480> nah... that's usually one of the kids
[03:03:50] <cmn32480> and don't worry... the bedbugs will get him. <shame JamesNZ ain't around, that joke is his fault>
[03:04:34] <cmn32480> ~gngiht Runaway1956
[03:04:41] <cmn32480> ~gnight Runaway1956
[03:04:43] * exec romantically sodomizes the gerbillius swarm of salmonella with Runaway1956
[03:04:57] <cmn32480> ~gnight #soylent
[03:04:59] * exec prematurely queefs a buzz saw of Khyber's AC LEDs at #soylent
[03:05:10] <Deucalion> ~gnight cmn32480
[03:05:12] <cmn32480> hope your hand gets better SirFinkus
[03:05:13] * exec transphobically launches a pair of a lazy insult toward cmn32480
[03:05:18] <cmn32480> ~gnight Deucalion
[03:05:21] * exec carefully poops a 400TB/s DDoS of buttleak for Deucalion
[03:05:28] <cmn32480> ewwwwww
[03:05:28] <SirFinkus> ~gnight all
[03:05:33] * exec romantically cyberbullies a kilobyte of nerd-celebrity nudes at all
[03:05:35] <SirFinkus> just doo this all night
[03:05:52] <cmn32480> ~gday <list>
[03:05:54] <exec> http://ix.io
[03:06:18] <cmn32480> there is the list of adverbs, beverages, and adjectives
[03:06:32] <cmn32480> interesting reading if youa re doing a psych profile on chromas and crutchy
[03:07:05] <chromas> and Subs
[03:07:21] <Deucalion> I'm not sure there is enough mind bleach in existence to recover fully from that.... /me noclicks
[03:08:06] <cmn32480> start here: www.eyebleach.com
[04:20:00] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Scientists Propose Biodiversity Lab to Redeem Guantanamo Prison Camp - http://sylnt.us - how-about-a-democracy-lab-instead
[04:24:03] <chromas> "We embrace biodiversity"
[04:28:23] <Runaway1956> If we really embraced biodiversity, we would welcome ebola into the family.
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[06:21:34] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Uber Reportedly Looking to Buy Huge Amount of Autonomous Cars - http://sylnt.us - driverless-taxi-cabs
[06:48:48] <crutchy> http://agar.io
[06:48:49] <NetCraft> ^ 03Agar.io
[06:51:36] <exec> 05*** SN funding is currently $984
[07:52:44] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Microsoft Breaks its Windows 10 Mobile Upgrade Promise - http://sylnt.us - contain-your-surprise
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[09:21:49] <SirFinkus> if we could all be so lucky
[09:34:38] -!- JamesNZ has quit [Quit: Leaving]
[09:54:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Black Boxes Damaged in Flydubai Crash - http://sylnt.us - not-quite-indestructable
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[10:19:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:19:09] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2376
[10:22:26] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[10:22:28] * exec fanatically farts a massive fart a quart of 2 steak shit at TheMightyBuzzard
[10:22:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[10:22:46] * exec theoretically launches a ciri of fat chick toward cmn32480
[10:22:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> yer up early
[10:23:04] <cmn32480> always on Monday
[10:23:12] <cmn32480> I get paid extra to come clean the office
[10:23:25] <cmn32480> take out the trash... vaccuum... dust.. the usual
[10:23:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> fun
[10:23:35] <cmn32480> meh
[10:23:37] <cmn32480> not hard
[10:23:46] <cmn32480> just means I get in an hour+ early on Monday
[10:24:04] <cmn32480> and since I had tro stop for gas this morning... I'm running late
[10:24:09] <cmn32480> vacation going well?
[10:24:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup, off to tx today then back to ok tomorrow
[10:24:38] <cmn32480> excellent
[10:24:46] <cmn32480> be safe
[10:24:53] <cmn32480> I'ma go scrub a toilet
[10:25:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> enjoy
[10:25:14] <cmn32480> ummmmm....no
[10:25:28] <cmn32480> it's a shit job... but somebody has to do it!
[10:30:02] * TheMightyBuzzard shuts down and packs up the laptop
[10:41:04] <chromas> What is this "shut down"? I feel like I don't understand the concept
[10:46:38] <cmn32480> it is what you do to a laptop when you are gonna take a trip on your favorite rocket ship
[11:16:20] <cmn32480> ruh rroh
[11:17:09] <cmn32480> site is throwing internal server errors
[11:18:29] <cmn32480> #
[11:25:49] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Drone Able to Hide Underwater for Months and Then Re-Surface for Take-Off - http://sylnt.us - Up!-Up!-and-Away!
[11:29:56] <crutchy> ~isup soylentnew.org
[11:29:58] <exec> 03soylentnew.org: error connecting
[11:30:05] <crutchy> ~isup soylentnew.org:443
[11:30:06] <exec> 03soylentnew.org:443: error connecting
[11:30:12] <crutchy> o.O
[11:30:17] <crutchy> ~sn
[11:30:19] <exec> https://soylentnews.org
[11:30:45] * crutchy blames Bytram|away
[11:31:13] <crutchy> ~header soylentnews.org
[11:31:49] * chromas gets Internal Server Error
[11:32:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> Ya, is broke. I got no ssh key on my phone and laptop isn't available till noon or later.
[11:32:21] <chromas> #soylent-reboot
[11:32:23] <crutchy> yay we gunna get more people on irc
[11:32:29] <crutchy> (to whine)
[11:32:51] <crutchy> we can ~g'day them
[11:33:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> See, this is why you two needa be on staff, at least for emergencies.
[11:34:06] <crutchy> the official ~g'day department
[11:35:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> Anyway, I'm out till Amarillo.
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[11:39:37] <pffffttt> Internal Server Error on the main site?
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[11:44:56] <cmn32480> ~gday crutchy
[11:44:58] * exec romantically internalizes a byte of coffee in crutchy
[11:45:12] <crutchy> ~g'day cmn32480
[11:45:14] * exec sardonically scissors a volley of dollar-store ice cream for cmn32480
[11:45:26] <crutchy> damn. i didn't get to ~g'day pffft
[11:45:36] <cmn32480> ~g'day pffft
[11:45:38] * exec allegedly writes a fanfic featuring a buttcrack of BEER-brand beer about pffft
[11:45:44] <cmn32480> better late than never
[11:46:43] * cmn32480 emails paulej72
[11:49:49] <cmn32480> ah well... maybe we can entertain ourselves some other way
[11:55:57] <cmn32480> #smake soylentnews.org
[11:55:58] * MrPlow smakes soylentnews.org upside the head with a porkchop
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[12:02:11] <unixer> Is there website maintenance going on right now?
[12:02:26] <cmn32480> not intentionally....
[12:02:28] <unixer> I am getting a 500 error
[12:02:35] <cmn32480> ~gday unixer
[12:02:37] * exec slowly sodomizes yo mama of blerg with unixer
[12:03:02] <cmn32480> we are tryign to get a hold of one of the sysadmins or the programmers to look at it
[12:03:18] <cmn32480> unfortunately, the only staff that are awake at the moment are editors. :-)
[12:04:08] <crutchy> ~g'day unixer
[12:04:10] * exec ceremoniously refactors an assload of $insert_beverage_here for unixer
[12:07:15] <cmn32480> ~weather
[12:07:17] <exec> 10Baltimore, MD, USA - currently 37°F / 3°C, partly cloudy, wind W at 2 mph, humidity 67% - Monday mostly sunny (33°F:52°F / 1°C:11°C), Tuesday partly cloudy (47°F:59°F / 8°C:15°C), Wednesday partly cloudy (49°F:70°F / 9°C:21°C), Thursday partly cloudy (56°F:71°F / 13°C:22°C)
[12:12:48] <Gravis> ugh... old gcc code doesn't compile with modern gcc because the old way of doing shit is shitty
[12:13:41] <Gravis> macros need to die
[12:14:24] <AndyTheAbsurd> they're already dead
[12:14:32] <AndyTheAbsurd> you're just dealing with zombie macros now
[12:14:43] <AndyTheAbsurd> stab them in the head and everything will be okay
[12:18:32] <unixer> #define Goto "int main(int argc, char *argv[])"
[12:19:24] <Gravis> AndyTheAbsurd: touche
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[12:23:27] * Bytram waits for the accusations
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[12:24:56] * Bytram scrolls back and sees he's already been accused. =)
[12:25:10] * Bytram tries to ssh to the servers
[12:25:11] <LoRdTAW> Come on Soyadmins, I'm trying to activly avoid doing work by browsing soylent. Get your shit together.
[12:26:29] <chromas> We're just trying to encourage you to spend your workday in irc
[12:27:55] <LoRdTAW> Ha! Well I guess I'll do some work then. The nerve of you guys.
[12:28:06] * Bytram is not sure what he can actually do to debug the problem. :(
[12:29:11] <chromas> upgrade to systemd
[12:29:24] <chromas> on gentoo
[12:29:48] <LoRdTAW> Type this-> $emerge poettering
[12:30:14] <chromas> I hope it also pulls in pulseaudio and removes avahi
[12:31:49] * Bytram is looking at fluorine... looks like there's plenty of memory/swap; cpu is less than 1%...
[12:31:55] <LoRdTAW> It pulls in pulse AND as a courtesy, Gnome 3.
[12:31:55] * Bytram watches top for a bit
[12:32:32] * cmn32480 suggest you poke it in the eye
[12:32:46] <cmn32480> or perhaps the other front end... whatever server that is
[12:32:52] <Bytram> hmmm... let's try a different server
[12:33:06] * Bytram tries to remember what is [supposed to be] running where
[12:33:09] <cmn32480> hydrogen?
[12:33:13] <cmn32480> maybe
[12:33:14] <Bytram> let's try helium
[12:34:35] <chromas> Hydrogen is front-end
[12:34:38] <chromas> unless the wiki is outdated
[12:34:48] <cmn32480> that never happens chromas
[12:34:56] * cmn32480 thinks helium is DB
[12:35:05] * cmn32480 is usually wrong
[12:35:08] <Bytram> helium looks okay, from what I can tell
[12:35:11] <chromas> http://wiki.soylentnews.org
[12:35:11] <NetCraft> ^ 03Wiki: Category:SystemAdministration/Servers
[12:35:13] <Bytram> off to hydrogen
[12:35:22] * cmn32480 hands bytram a match
[12:35:33] <chromas> Hydrogen and Fluorine
[12:35:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, don't monkey with the db servers. Try bouncing apache and varnish on hydrogen n fluorine first.
[12:36:08] <Bytram> would be happy to!
[12:36:14] <Bytram> join me in #dev ?
[12:36:42] * cmn32480 wonders if anybody blamed Bytram for this yet?
[12:37:00] <Bytram> yes... crutchy got me early on
[12:37:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> should be a script for that in $HOME/bin
[12:37:47] <cmn32480> oh yup.. there it is.. I missed it
[12:38:30] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: can I do that as me or do I need to be slash[d]?
[12:38:35] <chromas> ~/bin/blame-bytram.sh
[12:38:51] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: I'm back here.
[12:40:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> Sudo -u slash -i
[12:40:29] <Bytram> yep, just did that... reload-all-webfrontends ??
[12:40:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> no caps though
[12:40:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> try, yes
[12:40:47] <Bytram> k
[12:41:24] <Bytram> is running
[12:41:31] <Bytram> is done
[12:42:03] * chromas reloads over and over
[12:42:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> No dice
[12:42:30] <Bytram> that was on hydrogen... try it on fluorine, too ??
[12:43:12] <Bytram> running reload-all-webfrontends on fluorine
[12:43:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> try lynx localhost:2600
[12:43:50] <Bytram> fluorine reload completed
[12:44:03] <Bytram> no joy yet
[12:44:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> should tell you if the box yer on is working
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[12:44:22] <Bytram> okay, issuing command on fluorine
[12:44:53] <Bytram> oh! KEWEL! it's working!
[12:45:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> On lynx?
[12:45:25] <Bytram> that was on fluorine... me hops back over to h2
[12:46:23] <Bytram> am on hydrogen
[12:47:05] <Bytram> got error: The program 'lynx' is currently not insalled. To run 'lynx' please ask your administrator to install the package 'lynx-cur'
[12:47:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> If it's working on port 2600 but not remotely it's our load balancer
[12:47:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> install it
[12:47:41] <Bytram> apt something something?
[12:48:11] <Bytram> apt-get install lynx-cur ??
[12:48:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> Ya
[12:48:26] <Bytram> k
[12:48:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> Sudo though
[12:48:52] <Bytram> sudo apt-get install lynx-cur ??
[12:49:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya
[12:49:15] <Bytram> wants password for slash
[12:49:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> losing bars
[12:49:23] <Bytram> k
[12:50:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> not as slash, as you, then back to slash
[12:50:22] <Bytram> oh... k
[12:51:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> slash don't have sudo powers
[12:51:49] <Bytram> insternal server error on fluorine
[12:52:02] <Bytram> wait!
[12:52:09] <Bytram> that was on hydrogen..
[12:52:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> Kay,
[12:52:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> Logs time
[12:53:16] <Bytram> k
[12:53:34] <Bytram> hydrogen or fluorine or ?? (am on hydrogen atm)
[12:54:06] <Bytram> sudo -u slash -i
[12:54:13] <Bytram> oops, wrong window
[12:55:07] <crutchy> ~macro ~blame * privmsg
[12:55:07] * crutchy points at Bytram
[12:55:09] <exec> 02 *** macro with trigger "~blame" and PRIVMSG command template "
[12:55:09] * exec points at Bytram
[12:55:13] <crutchy> ~blame
[12:55:15] * exec points at Bytram
[12:55:21] <crutchy> >;-D
[12:55:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> not in home dir
[12:55:52] <Bytram> crutchy: i appreciate the attempt at humor, but I have hexchat set up so that every time I am mentioned, it makes a dong sound AND it flashes my screen.
[12:56:04] <Bytram> (is just a little distracting.)
[12:56:15] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: yep, I'm in /var/log
[12:56:34] <crutchy> !enable-disco-flashy-mode
[12:56:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> ./srv/soylentnews.logs no.
[12:56:56] <Bytram> k
[12:58:44] <cmn32480> be nice crutchy! don't make me quiet you
[12:59:21] * cmn32480 Googles madly how to quiet somebody
[12:59:42] <crutchy> .quiet crutchy
[12:59:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> error_log
[13:00:06] <cmn32480> nah.. that's far too easy. it is prolly more complicated.
[13:00:26] <crutchy> midnight here. i better be off to bed anyway. have fun guys. good luck with the server madness :p
[13:00:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> tail -F it then try n load the site
[13:01:06] <Bytram> havent gfoudn the logs yet
[13:01:27] <Bytram> am at: /srv/soylentews.org on hydrogen
[13:01:37] <Bytram> am at: /srv/soylentnews.org on hydrogen
[13:01:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> CD ..
[13:01:46] <Bytram> k
[13:02:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> CD soylrntnews.logs
[13:02:45] <Bytram> does not exit; no such file or directory (on hydrogen) you want I should be on fluorine?
[13:02:55] <Bytram> *exist
[13:03:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, looks like fluo has the logs
[13:03:29] <Bytram> k
[13:03:31] <Bytram> on my way
[13:03:38] <cmn32480> ~gnight crutchy
[13:03:40] * exec democratically generates a small script that substitutes a cold can of weed for crutchy
[13:03:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> fucking things
[13:03:46] <paulej72> cheching thing s now
[13:03:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> woot
[13:04:03] <cmn32480> bytram back away from the console
[13:04:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> yer free, bytram
[13:04:19] <Runaway1956> Heh - appears the site might be down . . . . internal server error
[13:04:35] <cmn32480> #smake Runaway1956
[13:04:35] * MrPlow smakes Runaway1956 upside the head with a midget's intestines
[13:04:53] <Runaway1956> Does that mean you already knew that?
[13:04:54] <paulej72> do we know what is donw at this point?
[13:04:57] <cmn32480> read backscroll Runaway1956
[13:05:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> Hydrogen at least
[13:05:25] <Runaway1956> Flourine, hydrogen, kryptonite . . . .
[13:05:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> 500 w/lynx locally
[13:06:09] * Runaway1956 smacks the lynx with some old leather shoes
[13:06:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram been looking. On phone w/o ssh keys.
[13:07:01] <Bytram> locally on fluorine; lynx localhost:2600 ... just confirmed 500
[13:07:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> both down, nice
[13:07:38] <Bytram> bah, sratch that! WORKS locally on fluorine! I fat-fingered the port number
[13:08:54] <Bytram> confirmed: 500 on hydrogen with: lynx localhost:2600
[13:09:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> Kay, if oh got it ima bail n charge this thing
[13:09:18] <Bytram> and, I'm expecting a phone call in 5 minutes so may need to leave abruptly.
[13:09:41] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: thanks so much for your remote diagnostic assistance!!
[13:09:45] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard++
[13:09:45] <Bender> karma - themightybuzzard: 223
[13:09:55] <Bytram> oh...
[13:09:55] <Bytram> coffee++
[13:09:55] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2377
[13:10:00] <Bytram> !uid
[13:10:17] <Bytram> doh!
[13:10:43] <Bytram> ok, gtg; will check back in soonish
[13:10:50] Bytram is now known as Bytram|away
[13:11:27] <Bytram|away> fwiw; I could load the site on boron
[13:12:24] <Bytram|away> i.e. as user martyb; lynx localhost:2600 loaded the site okay
[13:12:38] <Bytram|away> laters
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[13:22:55] <AndChat639249> Internal server error
[13:23:09] <AndChat639249> This is the first time I have used irc
[13:23:21] <paulej72> working on it
[13:23:22] <AndChat639249> It feels like battle.net
[13:23:27] <paulej72> it will take a bit
[13:23:33] <AndChat639249> Hello, this is cool
[13:23:41] <AndChat639249> Thanks I'll let you work.
[13:23:43] <paulej72> hello
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[13:27:37] <cmn32480> AndChat639249 - feel free to drop in from the web client and hang out.
[13:27:47] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Snowden Says the Leaks in 2013 Were Only Possible With Free Software - http://sylnt.us - whistle-at-this
[13:27:53] <AndChat639249> O OK.
[13:28:54] <paulej72> back up, but not fully fixed yet
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[13:31:01] <AndChat639249> Good I'll try
[13:31:46] <AndChat639249> It works. Cool
[13:33:18] <AndChat639249> test
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[13:34:33] <splashbot> There's a live comments feed
[13:36:53] <Runaway1956> Yep, looks like it's working from my end - of course I'm not using developer's tools
[13:37:17] <cmn32480> Editing works
[13:37:29] <cmn32480> I mean, as much as editing worked before
[13:38:40] <cmn32480> paulej72++
[13:38:40] <Bender> karma - paulej72: 206
[13:38:58] <paulej72> how long were we down.
[13:39:08] <cmn32480> ummmm
[13:39:12] <cmn32480> checking.
[13:39:25] <paulej72> probably since sometime last night
[13:39:28] <cmn32480> nah
[13:39:41] <cmn32480> site worked when I got to the office at 0615
[13:39:49] <cmn32480> I posted a comment or two on the cuba story
[13:40:03] <cmn32480> I think it went tits up around 7am
[13:40:23] <paulej72> ok
[13:40:38] <cmn32480> I emailed you shortly after I had the issue
[13:40:57] <cmn32480> and of course TMB was not in a place to help
[13:43:07] <Runaway1956> 7:AM sounds near right - I had looked at the site a few times through the night
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[13:48:40] <Runaway1956> That's not Grandma!
[13:48:46] <Runaway1956> http://www.nytimes.com
[13:48:47] <NetCraft> ^ 03( http://www.nytimes.com )
[13:48:56] <cmn32480> how can they tell?
[13:49:36] <Runaway1956> It's tough sometimes - take two worn out old folks, you can't tell if they're white or black, or something in between, let alone other details
[13:50:27] <cmn32480> now that I read the article... yeah that is awful.
[13:51:51] <chromas> my sn session was lost. why do these things always happen to me?
[13:51:52] <Runaway1956> Well - two little old ladies were sent off respectfully - gotta look on the bright side, right?
[13:52:27] <cmn32480> yeah.. but who did the other little old lady belong to
[13:52:31] <Runaway1956> Because you're jinxed, Chromas
[13:52:52] <Runaway1956> No one seems to know except the funeral director, and maybe not even him.
[13:53:37] <Runaway1956> I'd sure hate to have the name Salah Abdeslam right about now . . .
[13:54:09] <Runaway1956> 'Specially the one who has a hole in his leg
[13:56:27] <Runaway1956> Crutchy - scissors!
[13:58:05] <Runaway1956> My birthday is coming, and I think I want to pass up cmn32480 for my birthday
[13:58:56] <Runaway1956> ~folding-rank
[13:58:58] <exec> 071457
[14:09:52] <cmn32480> my birthday is coming as well. have at it!
[14:16:09] <Runaway1956> When's your B-day, cmn32480 ??
[14:16:17] <cmn32480> really??
[14:16:22] <cmn32480> REALLY??????
[14:16:33] <Runaway1956> Yeah, for really real
[14:16:45] <cmn32480> I'll give you a hint... it ain't 1956
[14:17:15] <cmn32480> shall we walk through my nick together, very slowly?
[14:17:23] <Runaway1956> Well, shit man - 3/24/80 I suppose - didn't look at your nick that way
[14:17:30] <cmn32480> lol
[14:17:52] <Runaway1956> You'll keep the lead on me for your birthday, but I should have if in time for mine
[14:17:57] <cmn32480> so yeah... Thursday.
[14:18:21] <cmn32480> I'm jsut trying to utilize company hardware to do my part
[14:18:25] <Runaway1956> I'll probably forget - so "Happy Birthday cmn!"
[14:18:42] <cmn32480> lol
[14:18:49] <cmn32480> thanks Runaway
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[14:21:37] <cmn32480> when's yours?
[14:26:00] <Runaway1956> Oh - April 20
[14:26:31] <Runaway1956> Got engrossed in an article the wife brought to my attention - the Pennsylvania state police don't pay enough pension I guess
[14:26:47] <Runaway1956> http://www.post-gazette.com
[14:26:48] <NetCraft> ^ 03Retired state trooper kills Pennsylvania turnpike toll collector, guard in holdup before shot dead | Pittsburgh Post-Gazette
[14:27:15] <Runaway1956> Helluva thing when retired cops have to resort to robbery to make ends meet
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[14:33:17] <Gravis> Runaway1956: it speaks to his true character
[14:33:42] <Runaway1956> Yeah - and it kinda speaks to the character of our nation's constabulary as well
[14:34:16] <Runaway1956> In most civilized places, shooting an unarmed man in the back is called "murder" - but not so here.
[14:34:40] <chromas> Yeah, they should only get away with robbery before retirement
[14:35:11] <Runaway1956> My thoughts exactly - if they haven't stolen enough for retirement, it's to damned late when they hand their hats up
[14:40:54] <Gravis> he had $75K in credit card debt
[14:40:57] <Gravis> what a douche
[14:41:19] <Gravis> i'm glad they shot his stupid ass
[14:44:30] <Runaway1956> You and me both, Gravis. Thieves need to be shot dead.
[14:45:33] <Gravis> i dont care that he stole, i care that he decided his life was more important than other people's lives
[14:46:45] <Gravis> things and money can be replaced. people however cannot be replaced.
[14:47:26] <Runaway1956> Every armed robbery perp has made that very same decision - and every single one of them should have been shot dead in their tracks
[14:47:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather Amarillo, tx
[14:47:34] <MrPlow> Today: Sunny and windy. High 81F. Winds SW at 20 to 30 mph. Winds could occasionally gust over 40 mph. Tomorrow: Windy with a few clouds from time to time. High 87F. Winds SW at 25 to 35 mph. Winds could occasionally gust over 50 mph.
[14:48:02] <cmn32480> looks like the buzzard is gonna get a windblown tan!
[14:48:09] <Gravis> Runaway1956: not all of them kill other people and not all of them are armed.
[14:48:16] <Runaway1956> I could have told you what the weather would be like.
[14:48:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> no kidding
[14:48:34] <Runaway1956> "Weather in Armadillo - unpleasant, going toward nasty"
[14:48:43] <Runaway1956> It's the same forecast as always
[14:49:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> Pretty decent sides the wind
[14:50:22] <Runaway1956> What's that little town on the Oklahoma border - El Reno I think -
[14:50:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> Could be, dunno.
[14:50:53] <Runaway1956> That stretch of road between there and Armadillo have been iced over, snowed over, or underwater more than any other stretch of highway I've ever seen
[14:50:55] <cmn32480> don't blink, you'll miss it!
[14:51:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> good ole I40
[14:51:54] <Runaway1956> The Cimmaron comes a close second for being underwater
[14:53:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> there's way too much sky happening
[14:53:43] <AndyTheAbsurd> #weather 33701
[14:53:43] <MrPlow> Today: A mix of clouds and sun with gusty winds. High 63F. Winds NNW at 20 to 30 mph. Tomorrow: Sunny. High 73F. Winds NE at 10 to 15 mph.
[14:53:56] <AndyTheAbsurd> That high is too damn low for Florida.
[14:54:18] <Runaway1956> #weather Abilen, Tx
[14:54:19] <MrPlow> Today: Tomorrow:
[14:54:37] <Runaway1956> #weather Abilene, Tx
[14:54:37] <MrPlow> Today: Sunny with gusty winds. High 71F. Winds SSW at 20 to 30 mph. Winds could occasionally gust over 40 mph. Tomorrow: Sunny and windy. High 82F. Winds SSW at 25 to 35 mph. Winds could occasionally gust over 50 mph.
[14:55:13] <Runaway1956> Looks about the same - Abilene is usually a little more pleasant
[14:56:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://m.youtube.com
[14:56:59] <NetCraft> ^ 03Armadillos in Mourning.... - YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com )
[14:58:40] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Crowdfunding a Global Network of Open Source SDR Receivers - http://sylnt.us - ham-for-a-new-generation
[15:22:26] <Runaway1956> Look, in the sky - it's a plane - it's a rocket - it's a big BUTT!
[15:22:33] <Runaway1956> https://www.rt.com
[15:22:35] <NetCraft> ^ 03Bottoms up! World’s biggest aircraft set for UK launch — RT UK ( https://www.rt.com )
[15:34:16] <Runaway1956> Training for war: an essay by Tom Kratman should be interesting in light of this following link:
[15:34:22] <Runaway1956> http://www.foxnews.com
[15:34:23] <NetCraft> ^ 03Marine recruit's death at Parris Island under investigation | Fox News
[15:34:43] * Runaway1956 notes that when NO ONE dies in training, the training is probably not very effective
[15:35:05] <Runaway1956> As sad as that may be.
[15:35:08] <Runaway1956> Semper Fi
[15:37:26] <Runaway1956> The essay is free on Amazon kindle: http://www.amazon.com
[15:37:27] <NetCraft> ^ 03Training for War: An Essay - Kindle edition by Tom Kratman. Politics Social Sciences Kindle eBooks @ Amazon.com. ( http://www.amazon.com )
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[16:02:45] <Bytram> !uid
[16:02:45] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6169, owned by sivap5
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[16:20:58] <Runaway1956> Was that an old-fashioned net split?
[16:21:33] <chromas> ping timeout
[16:21:47] <chromas> we're too fancy for netsplits
[16:29:27] <Bytram> http://rss.computerworld.com
[16:29:28] <NetCraft> ^ 03Amazon alert: These Kindles must be patched NOW, or will be a quasi-brick on Wednesday | Computerworld ( http://www.computerworld.com )
[16:32:27] <Bytram> http://www.bbc.co.uk
[16:32:29] <NetCraft> ^ 03Owners of older Kindles urged to update software - BBC News ( http://www.bbc.co.uk )
[16:33:29] <Bytram> http://go.theregister.com
[16:33:31] <NetCraft> ^ 03Mystery Kindle update will block readers from books after Wednesday • The Register ( http://www.theregister.co.uk )
[16:33:55] <Bytram> http://feedproxy.google.com
[16:33:56] <NetCraft> ^ 03Amazon warns Kindle users: Update by March 22 or else - CNET ( http://www.cnet.com )
[17:00:13] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Chinese Smog Leads to Spike in Dyson's Sales - http://sylnt.us - pollution-incentive
[17:26:40] <Bytram> ~time x
[17:26:42] <exec> Monday, 21 March 2016 @ 5:26 pm UTC - Coordinated Universal Time
[17:26:50] <Bytram> ~time edt
[17:26:53] <exec> Monday, 21 March 2016 @ 1:26 pm ET - Eastern Time
[17:27:28] <Bytram> ~time pdt
[17:27:30] <exec> Monday, 21 March 2016 @ 10:27 am PT - Pacific Time
[17:27:52] <Bytram> ~time crutchy
[17:27:54] <exec> Tuesday, 22 March 2016 @ 4:27 am GMT+11 - Traralgon VIC
[17:28:00] <Bytram> ~time NZ
[17:28:02] <exec> Tuesday, 22 March 2016 @ 6:28 am GMT+13 - Wellington, New Zealand 7:13 AM Chatham Island (GMT+13:45)
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[17:44:04] <fliptop> https://soylentnews.org
[17:44:05] <NetCraft> ^ 03SN article:  Chinese Smog Leads to Spike in Dyson's Sales 04(2 comments)
[17:44:09] <fliptop> no business icon?
[17:46:12] <takyon_> i put techonomics i guess
[17:46:41] <takyon_> wait
[17:46:47] <takyon_> it says business
[17:47:10] <takyon_> fliptop: ?
[17:47:19] <fliptop> yes?
[17:48:40] <takyon_> <fliptop> no business icon?
[17:48:43] <takyon_> I see one
[17:48:54] <fliptop> http://www.peacecomputers.com
[17:49:15] <takyon_> looks fine on mine
[17:49:16] <fliptop> i tried reloading and shift-reload
[17:49:25] <takyon_> so not cached then..
[17:49:47] <cmn32480> ~gday fliptop... long time no see!
[17:49:49] * exec suspiciously scissors an overflowing treasure chest of boogers for fliptop...
[17:50:09] <fliptop> cmn32480: sorry 'bout that, been busy as all get out
[17:50:33] <cmn32480> is ok. things good busy or bad busy?
[17:50:49] * cmn32480 hopes good busy
[17:52:25] <fliptop> http://www.peacecomputers.com
[17:52:28] <fliptop> same thing in chrome
[17:53:13] <fliptop> cmn32480: mostly good, only bad would be the weather lately
[17:53:23] <fliptop> i was kinda digging the early spring
[17:53:32] <cmn32480> hehe... me too
[17:53:49] <cmn32480> glad to hear it is good busy.
[17:54:01] <fliptop> too much work is a nice problem to have, i always say
[17:54:06] <cmn32480> yep
[17:54:14] <cmn32480> keeps the mortgage paid adn food in your belly
[17:54:21] <fliptop> and roof
[17:54:31] <fliptop> lots of repairs this winter
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[17:54:38] <fliptop> hence why so busy
[17:55:19] <cmn32480> being busy is also better than sitting around with your thumb up your ass.
[17:55:40] <fliptop> yeah, that's what hunting is for
[17:59:33] <fliptop> http://www.peacecomputers.com
[17:59:48] <fliptop> firebug shows 500
[18:28:12] <fliptop> damn
[18:28:15] <fliptop> https://soylentnews.org
[18:28:16] <NetCraft> ^ 03SN comment by [02takyon (881)] (02Score:5, Informative)
[18:28:21] <fliptop> what a waste of time for you guys
[18:31:23] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Time to Shrink the 8P8C Ethernet Connector? - http://sylnt.us - problems-for-existing-infrastructure
[18:44:31] <cmn32480> yes he is
[18:47:06] <Subsentient> nurble
[19:40:44] <Subsentient> I said nurble, bitches!
[19:40:48] <Subsentient> $godzilla
[19:40:48] * aqu4 turns into Godzilla and begins to wreak havoc upon you all
[19:40:49] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[19:40:50] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[19:40:50] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[19:40:51] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[19:40:52] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[19:40:53] * aqu4 eats alexbst
[19:40:54] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[19:40:54] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[19:40:55] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[19:40:56] * aqu4 craps out alexbst on arti
[19:40:57] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[19:40:58] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[19:40:58] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[19:40:59] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[19:41:00] * aqu4 slowly shrinks back to normal size and scampers off
[20:32:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Exoplanet With Most Eccentric Orbit Known Discovered - http://sylnt.us - things-as-eccentric-as-soylent
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[20:54:02] <crutchy> coffee++
[20:54:02] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2378
[20:54:04] <crutchy> work--
[20:54:04] <Bender> karma - work: -18
[21:01:49] <cmn32480> amen crutchy
[21:09:25] <Subsentient> crutchy: derp
[21:10:37] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[21:10:39] <NetCraft> ^ 03Crushing hockey puck with hydraulic press - YouTube
[21:16:03] <cmn32480> I'm off to home.
[21:16:07] <cmn32480> ~gday #soylent
[21:16:10] * exec illegitimately twerks a buttload of 🖕 for #soylent
[21:19:08] <SirFinkus> a buttload of WHAT
[21:19:13] <SirFinkus> GOTTA FUCKIN KNOW
[21:20:29] <Bytram> &#x1F595;
[21:21:03] <Bytram> U+1F595 REVERSED HAND WITH MIDDLE FINGER EXTENDED
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[22:01:55] <Gravis> SirFinkus: of this: https://royalgram.co.uk
[22:03:09] <SirFinkus> sexy
[22:04:05] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Supreme Court Declines to Hear Interstate Challenge to Colorado's Cannabis Law - http://sylnt.us - going-green
[22:07:21] <aqu4> http://i.imgur.com
[23:10:20] * Subsentient vomits all over the walls, floor and ceiling
[23:10:38] * Subsentient offers TheMightyBuzzard a chunky vomit milkshake
[23:42:32] <Subsentient> $time MST
[23:42:32] <aqu4> Mon 2016-03-21 04:42:33 PM MST
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