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[00:00:04] <cmn32480> no, I didn't get those. I've got all the tools to put the wire on the terminals properly.
[00:00:19] <cmn32480> I was very surprised to find that the dining room is wired in 12 guage wire
[00:00:45] <paulej72> my place in PA was bulit in 75 and i had recently replaced most of the outlets because plugs would not stay in anymore
[00:01:00] <cmn32480> yeah that happens
[00:01:27] <cmn32480> we have a couple outlets here that are starting to do that... but they are on the list to be replaced once the rooms get painted
[00:01:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> wtf are you two doing to wear out outlets that fast? having speed plugging competitions?
[00:02:14] <cmn32480> that happens in the bedroom upstairs.. btu that outlet is surprisingly resilient
[00:02:22] <paulej72> I had one that failed and caused some funny issues. Found out the frig was not working.
[00:02:47] <cmn32480> my house was built 25 years ago... the ones that get used all the time are a bit loose
[00:03:09] <paulej72> Turns out the outlet failed internally and could have caused a fire. Turns out that outlet was also wired to the dinning room.
[00:03:22] <cmn32480> mine is same
[00:03:30] <paulej72> To the outlet we used for ironing closes
[00:03:39] <paulej72> pulling too much current on it.
[00:03:55] <cmn32480> zoinks! that ain;t good
[00:04:07] <cmn32480> our kitchen and dining room share 3 breakers
[00:04:18] <paulej72> So I pulled a new circut in for the frig and the new dishwasher.
[00:04:31] <cmn32480> one for overhead lights, and 2 for outlets
[00:05:29] <cmn32480> I'm just glad it is done
[00:06:00] <cmn32480> and the damn things are no longer a salmon pink
[00:06:30] <paulej72> the house was built with no overhead lights in the bedrooms. I added them inot my room and the master, but I did not get to my sister room yet.
[00:06:49] <cmn32480> same boat
[00:07:08] <cmn32480> none of the bedrooms had them... I added ceiling fans to all 4
[00:07:19] <paulej72> its a rancher so I can run the wire in the attic, but access is a bitof a bitch.
[00:07:28] <cmn32480> but I was smart enough to do it in the early spring before ti got hot
[00:08:01] <cmn32480> that's a plus
[00:08:10] <paulej72> It is a tripple wide modular house. The two side units must have had the roof trusses already installed when shopped.
[00:08:12] <cmn32480> I did ours the same way
[00:08:38] <cmn32480> the second floor attic and tied into the circuit for the light switch
[00:08:44] <paulej72> so there are plywood gussets that block direct access from the center setion of the atic to the sides
[00:08:51] <cmn32480> oooo
[00:08:57] <cmn32480> that sounds like not a lot of fun
[00:09:00] <paulej72> have to crawl over the gussets
[00:09:41] <cmn32480> I'm too fat for that crap
[00:09:48] <paulej72> I am too
[00:10:10] <cmn32480> the vaulted ceilings are my biggest pain in the ass
[00:10:27] <cmn32480> and the fear of falling through in the two story foyer
[00:19:04] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Two German Hospitals Hit by Ransomware; Also Report on Colossal Hospital Hacks - http://sylnt.us - security-gets-in-the-way
[00:39:26] <mythterj> Launch scrubbed again
[00:40:30] <paulej72> fuck and I forgot to watch again
[00:40:51] <mythterj> Turns out you missed nothing....
[00:41:35] <paulej72> I know, but i missed nothing twice. I really want to watch this one live
[00:42:42] <mythterj> Havent heard reschedule yet, but I'm setting my smart phone alarm...
[01:02:36] <cmn32480> mytherj - I think the reschedule is tomorrow same bat time same bat channel
[01:06:33] Bytram|away is now known as Bytram
[01:06:44] * Bytram reads scroolback
[01:06:50] <Bytram> darn spacex scrubbed again?
[01:07:16] <cmn32480> yep
[01:08:29] <cmn32480> got to engine start... then killed it
[01:10:02] <paulej72> I guess did not get to full power fast enough
[01:11:43] <Bytram> started the engines... and then stopped 'em?
[01:12:28] <cmn32480> I think so.
[01:12:53] <Bytram> Like revving up a F1 car to near redline in 1st and just before you shift 2nd, just pull the e-brake instead.
[01:13:19] * Bytram did something similar on his folks FIRST brand new car
[01:13:44] * Bytram wonders why the e-brake was a foot pedal where the clutch would be
[01:14:21] * Bytram and also why they put the automatic gear selector right where one would shift gears.
[01:14:43] <Bytram> so, yeah, had it revved up, hit the e-brake, and shifted it from drive to 1st.
[01:14:55] <Bytram> wiht less than 250 miles on the odo
[01:15:16] * Bytram thought for sure my dad was gonna give me an earful
[01:15:26] <cmn32480> instant death
[01:15:29] <Bytram> was told to just start it up and try again
[01:15:46] * Bytram thinks he was so calm about it because he prolly did the same thing
[01:15:51] <Bytram> =)
[01:17:07] <Bytram> this looks interesting: http://www.askamathematician.com
[01:17:12] <NotAnymore> ^ 03Q: Can planes (sheets) be tied in knots in higher dimensions the way lines (strings) can be tied in knots in 3 dimensions? | Ask a Mathematician / Ask a Physicist
[01:18:11] <Bytram> Here's the deal on the launch scrub from Ars Technica: http://arstechnica.com
[01:18:12] <NotAnymore> ^ 03SpaceX tries a third launch attempt and daring landing [Updated] | Ars Technica
[01:18:12] <Bytram> Update: After the engines began firing, just a fraction of a second before launch, the flight computers on board the Falcon 9 rocket detected a problem and shut the launch sequence down. SpaceX had designated Monday for a backup launch attempt, but now that is pending a determination of what went wrong during Sunday's countdown.
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[02:50:23] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com I need to do this
[02:50:23] <NotAnymore> ^ 03Cleaning Liquid Mercury Metal - YouTube
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[03:51:48] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Linux Mint Site is Up Again - http://sylnt.us - older-and-wiser
[03:58:12] <cmn32480> ~gnight #soylent
[03:58:14] * exec prematurely blows a tinfoil hat of baby batter at #soylent
[04:52:05] <Bytram> ~gnight everybody
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[06:40:47] <crutchy> yay!
[06:40:51] <crutchy> my name is on the list
[06:41:02] <crutchy> http://fah-web.stanford.edu
[06:41:03] <NotAnymore> ^ 03Team 10's contributions to Folding@home ( http://fah-web.stanford.edu )
[06:41:49] <crutchy> mkay my home pyewta isn't, but that's just cos it's a slow piece of crap
[06:42:31] <crutchy> ooh the first job on my home pyewta is at 99%
[06:43:17] <crutchy> my work pyewta is set at 100% overnight so will be interesting to see how much it crunches
[06:49:02] <crutchy> my home box will do up to about 3300 points per day on 100%, whereas my work pyewta will do about 35000
[06:54:10] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - All Issues of Sci-Fi Magazine "If" Are Now Available for Free Download - http://sylnt.us - if-only
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[08:58:48] <SirFinkus> welcome to the botnet crutchy
[08:59:50] <SirFinkus> looks like we got another one too, tibman
[09:00:07] <SirFinkus> with some kind of monster machine
[09:00:20] <SirFinkus> or just 9 cpus
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[09:43:49] <crutchy> yeah that's some serious numbercrunching
[09:44:03] <crutchy> how long has beldin65 been working?
[09:44:28] <crutchy> is it possible to figure out a WU/day score to get a sense of how much grunt is behind it?
[09:44:51] <crutchy> or maybe it might be deliberately anonymous
[09:45:01] <crutchy> i guess that might be better
[09:47:08] <Tramtrist> botz
[09:47:11] <crutchy> might be possible if you tracked the history maybe
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[09:48:23] <jasassin> anyone alive?
[09:48:27] <crutchy> hewly crap
[09:48:32] <crutchy> 61 nicks?
[09:48:39] <crutchy> that's like the most evah!
[09:48:46] <crutchy> g'day jasassin :)
[09:48:56] <jasassin> ihey crutch i need to let it out
[09:49:15] * chromas averts his eyes
[09:49:19] <jasassin> there was this job i worked at selling things taking catalogue orders over the phone for a year and a half i did this shit
[09:49:21] * crutchy holds up piece of clear perspex
[09:50:00] <crutchy> that would suck as a job
[09:50:03] <jasassin> selling things from bras to wigs to jewelry to stump grinders and lawn mowers every FUCKING thing you can think of
[09:50:10] <crutchy> honest work, but yeah just sayin
[09:50:17] <jasassin> this guy called up one time and he was screaming at me THE WHOLE FUCKING TIME
[09:50:20] <jasassin> screaming
[09:50:36] <jasassin> because he didn't get this fucking keychain from his order for some batman bullshit
[09:50:40] <crutchy> sounds as bad as marriage
[09:51:10] <crutchy> though at least you got a pair of bewbs to look at while she's screaming at you :p
[09:51:17] <jasassin> i asked if i could put him on hold he said NO YOU CANT PUT ME ON HOLD... and he kept screaming at me i was about to have a heart attack so i took my headphones off and put them on the desk and im just looking up his shit hearing this screaming from my table
[09:51:51] <crutchy> did you tell him his call was important?
[09:52:10] <jasassin> then the most frustrating call was from a fucking mexican for jp cycles and this motherfucker.... this guy i still to this day do not know what the fuck he wanted
[09:52:34] <jasassin> i got so frustrated i started seeing red then it turned to black and i was blind for about 10 seconds i swear to god
[09:52:35] <chromas> he wanted to take yer jerb!
[09:52:37] <crutchy> fucking mexicans
[09:52:45] <crutchy> they took err jerbs!
[09:53:08] <jasassin> i wonder what the fuck he wanted
[09:53:16] <jasassin> he spoke just enough english to make me go blind
[09:53:18] <chromas> it's going to haunt you all night now
[09:53:25] <crutchy> some people are just mexican
[09:53:35] <jasassin> dood thats why i came here
[09:53:41] <crutchy> spicy fuckers with a crunchy pocket
[09:53:43] <jasassin> im fucking haunted i need perspective
[09:53:53] <crutchy> mmmm
[09:53:53] <chromas> you need input from ef
[09:53:55] <crutchy> spicy
[09:54:06] <jasassin> i hated that fuckign place i hate that fucking place i want to molatov cocktail the motherfucker
[09:54:18] <chromas> sounds like you worked at a school
[09:54:22] <jasassin> i feel sorry for everyone working there but i feel they would be better off dying in a fucking fire
[09:54:30] <crutchy> or at a democrat convention
[09:54:57] <chromas> You could sell them fire extinguishers
[09:55:00] <jasassin> dood i would hang out with eathonalo fuled any day of the week
[09:55:06] <jasassin> i agree with everything he says
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[09:55:12] <jasassin> i have never given him a negative mod
[09:55:25] <chromas> see but now you know, it was the brown menace calling
[09:55:52] <jasassin> ef is the donald trump of soylentnews
[09:56:01] <crutchy> sometimes you just gotta climb up on a shed and take it out on some branches that keep dropping fucking acorns all over the shit and scraping along the shed roof in the breeze... fucking acorn fucks
[09:56:03] <jasassin> he tells it like it is and people can't handle the fucking truth
[09:56:13] <jasassin> yeah
[09:56:22] <jasassin> shake that shit till they all go away
[09:56:31] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Ubuntu's Convergence Vision is Looking Amazing (Video Evidence) - http://sylnt.us - maybe-you-CAN-take-it-with-you
[09:56:34] <crutchy> they're in my green waste bin now :D
[09:56:44] <chromas> that's a waste
[09:56:51] <chromas> find some chump squirrels to sell to
[09:57:08] <crutchy> drop bears ate them all
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[09:57:39] <crutchy> i gotta go visit a shitty place for work tomorrow
[09:57:47] <jasassin> then this motherfucker he didn't get his harry potter wand on time
[09:58:04] <crutchy> its shit and i just wanna tell them its fucked. well actually they know its fucked but i probably gotta try and figure out how to make it work anyway, even though its fucked :/
[09:58:10] <crutchy> lmao
[09:58:20] <jasassin> what am i supposed to tell my kid the fucking harry potter wand is here and now what am i supposed to give him for christmas
[09:58:26] <crutchy> so he chucked his harry potty :p
[09:58:31] <jasassin> im like jesus fucking christ (in my mind)
[09:58:55] <jasassin> this asshole orders a harry potter wand on like december 21 with expedited shipping and wonders where his fucking wand is
[09:58:58] <crutchy> or santa claus
[09:59:09] <jasassin> its enough to make a person want to just shoot the whole fucking building
[09:59:15] <crutchy> 'aye santa claus ya cunt.. where's me fuckin bike!?'
[09:59:23] <jasassin> fucking a
[09:59:36] <jasassin> if you ever worked a job like i have you would realze how shitty people are
[09:59:47] <crutchy> people are shit
[09:59:48] <jasassin> you know they rank your pay by the time your calls take
[10:00:18] <crutchy> if you just hang up on them do you get a bonus?
[10:00:56] <jasassin> this one drunk bitch... i could tell she was fat just by her voice she called up and started talking shit she made my call last over 45 minutes and the fucking bitch didn't order anything... i was like maam if theres anything youd like to order i can place it for you she says "whattt? you in a hurry or something? (burp)
[10:01:03] <jasassin> im like what the fuck
[10:01:18] <crutchy> i would hate that work. as much as i don't like my job sometimes, i appreciate that there is sooo much worse
[10:01:47] <crutchy> like being an aged care nurse
[10:02:00] <jasassin> my neices do that shit
[10:02:04] <jasassin> ick
[10:02:05] <crutchy> can you imagine having to wash the shit off some old fart's ass
[10:02:07] <crutchy> ?
[10:02:15] <crutchy> dayam
[10:02:30] <jasassin> i was doing shit for my nuclear medicine class and i had to go to one of those places
[10:03:01] <jasassin> there was this fat bitch with shit all over her ass screaming because she was out her mind and didn't want people touching her and they told me... ok you go clean her
[10:03:08] <jasassin> i just said no im not qualified to do that
[10:03:13] <jasassin> and they said no you go do that
[10:03:23] <jasassin> and i just said NO IM NOT QUALIFIED TO DO THAT
[10:03:42] <jasassin> so i watched them clean this fat screaming bitches ass as she writhed around
[10:04:05] <alexbst> http://www.antifeministtech.info
[10:04:08] <NotAnymore> ^ 03GitHub Death Watch » Pro-Male/Anti-Feminist Technology
[10:04:09] <jasassin> shit all over the place
[10:04:29] <jasassin> you name it i've been there
[10:04:41] <jasassin> drug houses
[10:04:45] <jasassin> elderly houses
[10:04:50] <jasassin> fucking haunted houses
[10:04:53] <jasassin> FUCK ME
[10:05:25] <jasassin> i need a cigarette i can't take this shit anymore
[10:05:30] <jasassin> i wish i had some weed but im out
[10:05:42] <jasassin> you lucky assholes with weed right now
[10:05:42] <crutchy> ~moo
[10:05:44] <exec> (__)
[10:05:44] <exec> (oo)
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[10:05:45] <exec> * /\---/\
[10:05:47] <exec> ~~ ~~
[10:05:48] <exec> ..."Have you mooed today?"...
[10:05:48] <alexbst> maybe you should go for a walk and take a break from ranting.
[10:05:49] <jasassin> i would smoke a fucking forrest
[10:06:12] <jasassin> thats why i came here
[10:06:20] <crutchy> ranting is healthy
[10:06:22] <jasassin> just to rant to people because i was going crazy
[10:06:46] <jasassin> i dont care if you make fun of me, or say something constructive or anything
[10:06:49] <jasassin> just to let it out
[10:06:52] <jasassin> so fuck you
[10:07:03] <crutchy> heh
[10:07:08] <crutchy> we all rant in this joint
[10:07:14] <jasassin> good
[10:07:16] <jasassin> thanks man
[10:07:34] <jasassin> so much stress
[10:08:26] <jasassin> you have no idea... i could go on and on... im afraid of death but not my own. im afraid of walking into a church. im afraid of walking out my own door.
[10:08:44] <crutchy> sometimes i wish i was more handy
[10:08:51] <crutchy> it would be awesome to be a blacksmith
[10:08:58] <crutchy> like an old school blacksmith
[10:09:07] <crutchy> i suck at handyman shit
[10:09:27] <jasassin> i made some chainmail i would sell it to you for 100 dollars
[10:09:34] <jasassin> its not much but you pay shipping
[10:09:36] <crutchy> oh nice
[10:09:45] <jasassin> its only the front for a chest
[10:09:45] <crutchy> my wife used to do stuff a bit like that
[10:09:58] <jasassin> my hands got all knarly and i got big lumps in my palms
[10:10:06] <jasassin> from twisting the metal and using the pliers
[10:10:10] <crutchy> yeah that would be pretty hard going
[10:10:21] <crutchy> my missus only did chainmail jewelry
[10:10:26] <crutchy> that kinda clumpy stuff
[10:11:18] <crutchy> chainmail would be a cool skill
[10:12:02] <jasassin> its not hard
[10:12:16] <jasassin> the hest part is
[10:12:18] <jasassin> well....
[10:12:35] <jasassin> you buy that spool of 16 gauge wire
[10:13:03] <jasassin> and then you could it around a steel rod this kind of hard and it makes a thing like a spring but theres no gaps in it like a tight spring
[10:13:27] <jasassin> the hardest part is using a pair of those cutters to cut through each one of the coils to make a ring
[10:13:33] <jasassin> its really hard on the hands
[10:13:35] <crutchy> jump rings?
[10:13:38] <crutchy> or something
[10:13:47] * crutchy can't remember much
[10:13:51] <jasassin> i dont know
[10:14:07] <jasassin> i just coil the wire around the rod and slide it off and start cutting
[10:14:08] <crutchy> i remember wifey doing that. not with 16 gauge wire though :p
[10:15:04] <jasassin> its hard to cut through even with that i dont know what i have its like a handhelf version of those things you use to cut open a masterlock thing
[10:15:07] <jasassin> its not easy
[10:15:18] <jasassin> and you have to make thousands of them
[10:15:43] <crutchy> i imagine its satisfying watching it come together
[10:16:05] <jasassin> yeah, i got good at it i made one bag where they are twisted open and one bag where they are twisted closed
[10:16:20] <jasassin> and then i put the four in the open and i close it and repeat
[10:16:24] <jasassin> i got pretty good at it
[10:16:30] <jasassin> making the rings is the hard part
[10:16:35] <jasassin> weaving them together is easy
[10:17:11] <jasassin> its called 4 in 1
[10:17:29] <fffd> what were you intending to use this chanmail for?
[10:17:42] <jasassin> to look cool when i walked into walmart
[10:17:48] <crutchy> protesting at a feminist convention
[10:18:00] <fffd> lol
[10:18:15] <fffd> might have ended up at peopleofwalmart.com
[10:18:19] <fffd> or whatever that site is
[10:18:21] <jasassin> no i just wanted to walk into walmart with a fucking chainmail vest maybe a leather vest over it
[10:18:26] <jasassin> that would be so sweet
[10:18:48] <jasassin> i see all the transvesties and mexicans and niggers talking in popping clicking sounds
[10:19:04] <jasassin> i just thought it would be cool to walk in there wearing chainmail and leather and all pimped out
[10:19:12] <fffd> i bet
[10:19:31] <fffd> just need a huge ass sword too
[10:19:32] <jasassin> take your stupid car steroes and your random nigger bass and fuck off
[10:19:35] <jasassin> check this out
[10:19:54] <jasassin> this is the real deal
[10:19:58] <jasassin> thats what i was thinking
[10:20:04] <jasassin> but i only made the front
[10:20:08] <jasassin> dood i can't do it
[10:20:11] <jasassin> my hands can't do it
[10:20:17] <fffd> walk with your back to the walls
[10:20:22] <jasassin> they are all artrightic and shit
[10:20:24] <fffd> noone will notice its only half complete
[10:20:35] <jasassin> i was thinking about something like that
[10:20:41] <jasassin> no seriously i was thinking about that
[10:20:54] <jasassin> i could attach some weights to the back some flat weights
[10:21:07] <jasassin> in the mail it would take much just enough to balance it out
[10:21:17] <jasassin> and all you would see in the front of my jacket it chainmail
[10:21:20] <jasassin> i will do that
[10:21:23] <fffd> you should
[10:21:52] <jasassin> i got an old carhartt jacked i could dye green it would be so fucking wicked
[10:21:54] <chromas> Need complete mail in case of level 5 chimpout
[10:22:18] <crutchy> this is the sorta shit you wanna get into: https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com
[10:22:27] <crutchy> boobmail
[10:22:47] <jasassin> hahaha
[10:23:14] <jasassin> i'd bang her so hard her nipples would no longer exist from that chainmail
[10:23:24] <crutchy> uhuh
[10:23:49] <jasassin> that chainmail would be bruising her forhead
[10:24:23] <jasassin> ahhh thanks crutchy
[10:24:30] <jasassin> i feel a lot better
[10:24:42] <crutchy> :)
[10:24:51] <crutchy> boobs always make me feel better too :p
[10:24:51] <jasassin> i knew you guys would bring me back to the real world
[10:25:57] <jasassin> god bless you crutch
[10:26:00] <jasassin> damn
[10:26:13] <jasassin> like a weight was lifted off me
[10:26:43] <jasassin> im afraid i wont ever be able to do the same.... not much for giving most of the time
[10:27:26] <Subsentient> jasassin: Nurble nurble, flesh eating gerbil. Peanut butter going burble.
[10:28:24] <jasassin> subsentient: he stays cool as a stream, and he draws like a dream
[10:28:50] <Subsentient> $burrito jasassin
[10:28:50] * aqu4 chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at jasassin
[10:29:04] * jasassin dodges burrito
[10:29:06] <Subsentient> $burrito jasassin
[10:29:07] * aqu4 chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at jasassin
[10:29:11] * jasassin dodges burrito
[10:29:13] <Subsentient> $burrito jasassin
[10:29:13] * aqu4 chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at jasassin
[10:29:26] * jasassin dodges everything that will ever come at him
[10:29:36] <Subsentient> $commands
[10:29:36] <aqu4> Commands with 1 star = admins only, 2 stars = owners only. Commands available:
[10:29:37] <aqu4> burrito, beer, godzilla4**, wz, guessinggame, sr, time, title, ddg, coin, seen, tell, sticky, replace, whoami, tail8*, msg8*, memsg8*, noticemsg8*, chanctl8*, join8*, part8*, cycle8*, debug8*, nickchange4**, admin4**, blacklist8*, netwrite4**, quit4**, restart4**, help, commands
[10:29:40] <Subsentient> $help
[10:29:40] <aqu4> Hi, I'm aqu4bot, version "baking", running on UNIX. I'm a bot written in pure C by Subsentient [http://universe2.us/]. My source code can be found at "http://github.com/Subsentient/aqu4bot/". Try the 'commands' command to get a list of what I can do, or try 'help cmd' where 'cmd' is a particular command.
[10:29:50] <crutchy> 💩
[10:29:51] <Subsentient> jasassin: You kinda new to IRC?
[10:29:53] * exec chucks a nasty sloppy dogshit at aqu4
[10:30:02] <jasassin> hahhaah stupid
[10:30:07] <jasassin> you so stupid
[10:30:27] <jasassin> you talking about kline
[10:30:30] * aqu4 eats the nasty sloppy dogshit and vomits it back up all over crutchy 's face
[10:30:31] <jasassin> you talking about kick
[10:30:32] <chromas> is your chainmail burrito resistant?
[10:30:34] <jasassin> you talking about ban
[10:30:35] <jasassin> wtf
[10:30:46] <jasassin> dood doesn't really matter to me im just here to chat
[10:31:24] <crutchy> Subsentient's ok. he just smells like penis butter
[10:31:27] <jasassin> i been using irc when you were a... whatever the joke is about before somoene was born
[10:31:38] <crutchy> something about lawnmowers :p
[10:32:01] <Subsentient> crutchy: how would you know what penis butter smells like?
[10:32:02] <jasassin> i used irc on a fucking dialup modem to a college aix server
[10:32:07] <jasassin> dood fuck yourself
[10:32:38] <Subsentient> jasassin: I wasn't attacking you or anything, I just don't recall seeing you here before.
[10:33:38] <crutchy> !quote penis butter
[10:33:38] <Bender> No quotes found with the text 'penis butter'
[10:33:39] <Subsentient> I throw burritos at everyone with my bot.
[10:33:45] <crutchy> aww c'mon Bender
[10:34:00] <crutchy> !quote ciri
[10:34:00] <Bender> Quote 154 - <ciri> unitron: I've done many a number of humans the impeding environmental crisis will kill off, the curse of sexual attraction as it knows that the bird is the word.
[10:34:04] <Bender> Also in quotes: 201, 207, 208, 210, 233, 274, 367, 368, 429, 478
[10:35:12] <crutchy> and i like seeing exec chuck dogshit at aqu4 :)
[10:35:17] <crutchy> hehe
[10:36:17] <jasassin> one time a long time ago on efnet on #hack i made fun of all the popel and said they couldnt do shit to me
[10:36:27] * aqu4 bites off crutchy 's man nipples and pukes them down chromas' throat
[10:36:28] <jasassin> and this guy hosed me with a ddos for like 4 hours
[10:36:47] <crutchy> and then they created chanserv, and the old kingdom was ded :(
[10:36:58] <crutchy> bastards
[10:36:59] <jasassin> i changed mac pulled a new ip and went back in and told him and i looked in my log files he was sending millions of syn packets per second
[10:37:05] <jasassin> not the kind of people you want to fuck with
[10:38:07] <Subsentient> I'd just rent a linode for a couple hours, piss off as many of them as possible, then delete it, static IP and all.
[10:38:20] <Subsentient> Under a fake nickname, of course.
[10:39:14] <crutchy> linode probably didn't exist back then
[10:39:16] <jasassin> yeah, its not cool
[10:39:20] <jasassin> he probably thought it was
[10:39:28] <jasassin> i wonder what my isp thought about it
[10:39:40] <Subsentient> I think I might do that
[10:39:51] <jasassin> i looked it my log files
[10:39:54] <crutchy> !quote 400 tb
[10:39:54] <Bender> No quotes found with the text '400 tb'
[10:39:55] <jasassin> dood
[10:39:58] <crutchy> !quote 400tb
[10:39:58] <Bender> No quotes found with the text '400tb'
[10:40:01] <crutchy> :|
[10:40:03] <jasassin> it crashed the linux kernel it couldn't log that fast
[10:40:06] <Subsentient> go into some darknet IRC running the IRC client from a linode, call them all cockfags and noobs, and quickly delete my linode.
[10:40:14] <chromas> ~first message=400.*tb
[10:40:19] <jasassin> random ip addresses
[10:40:22] <jasassin> i was like wow
[10:40:25] <jasassin> this dood is for real
[10:40:44] <Subsentient> So what do you run, jasassin
[10:40:47] <Subsentient> ?
[10:40:48] <crutchy> chromas++ # emperor of logs
[10:40:48] <Bender> karma - chromas: 156
[10:40:51] <jasassin> now?
[10:40:54] <jasassin> windows 7
[10:40:55] <Subsentient> Yeah.
[10:40:58] <jasassin> windows 10
[10:40:59] <chromas> think it might be brokened
[10:41:05] <crutchy> aw
[10:41:05] <exec> 03[2014-03-08 00:09:46] #Soylent <Khyber> Or 400 TB/s cloud nailing comes upon you
[10:41:06] <Gravis> lol
[10:41:09] <jasassin> for things i dont want anyone to know about
[10:41:12] <jasassin> i use tails
[10:41:12] * Subsentient vomits all over the walls and ceiling.
[10:41:15] <Gravis> jasassin: sounds like you got what you deserved
[10:41:17] <crutchy> there it goes
[10:41:26] <jasassin> at the time it was linux
[10:41:33] <crutchy> welcome brother Gravis... giver of thy socialist garbage :p
[10:41:56] <jasassin> gravis yeah sounds like something you would say
[10:42:01] * Subsentient teams up with Gravis and all the fellow socialists in #Soylent to tax crutchy
[10:42:03] <jasassin> you talk like a man with a sandpapered ass
[10:42:15] <crutchy> aw dude. image
[10:42:23] <jasassin> he does
[10:42:38] <jasassin> always pissed off about something always with his bullshit
[10:42:39] * crutchy scrubs his brain
[10:42:50] <crutchy> he's our speshul person
[10:42:54] <jasassin> motherfucker thinks he deserves his own icecreambar with his name on it
[10:43:12] <Subsentient> I need to cut out my ass hairs. They're itchy and squiggly and make me feel like I have swamp ass even though I don't constantly.
[10:43:14] * crutchy share's one of his crayons with Gravis
[10:43:31] <crutchy> Subsentient, lmao dayam dude. IMAGE!!
[10:43:43] * crutchy dips his brain in acid
[10:43:58] * Subsentient eats crutchy 's melted brain
[10:44:46] <crutchy> where's TheMightyBuzzard when i need to have a libertarian debate
[10:44:54] <crutchy> ~socialist TheMightyBuzzard
[10:44:55] <exec> TheMightyBuzzard, YOU'RE a SOCIALIST!
[10:45:52] <jasassin> i was using openbsd on a 2400 baud modem using ipchat before he was born
[10:46:13] <jasassin> dickhead probably doesn't even know what ppp is
[10:46:43] * Subsentient unfortunately remembers what PPP protocol was.
[10:46:44] <Gravis> jasassin: i'm sure you think most people are assholes.
[10:47:00] <Subsentient> Did I mention the snaggly hairs growing in my asshole?
[10:47:01] <jasassin> just you baby, just you
[10:47:14] <jasassin> (reverse ash quote)
[10:49:00] <Subsentient> Do your baaalls hang low, can you swing them to and fro, can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them in a bow? Do they make a nasty clammer when you hit them with a hammer, do your baaaaalls haaaang loooooow!!
[10:49:37] <jasassin> well wtf?
[10:49:42] <jasassin> how low is low?
[10:50:17] <Subsentient> jasassin: Do the make a hollow sound when you drag them on the ground, do your baaaalls haaaang loooooow.
[10:50:42] <jasassin> oh...not yet. pretty close
[10:51:42] <Subsentient> jasassin: Source video: https://www.youtube.com
[10:51:42] <NotAnymore> ^ 03Do your balls hang low - YouTube
[10:51:57] <jasassin> every time gravis posts a comment my balls sink a little lower
[10:53:19] <Gravis> jasassin: and every time you post, humanity gets a little worth saving
[10:53:29] <Gravis> little less*
[10:53:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> #socialist crutchy
[10:53:38] <MrPlow> crutchy, you're a socialist!
[10:55:08] <Subsentient> Gravis: jasassin Oh quit hating each other and watch this fucktarded video.
[10:55:10] <Subsentient> https://www.youtube.com
[10:55:11] <NotAnymore> ^ 03Touching Things is Fun (The Winky Song) - OFFICIAL - YouTube
[10:56:28] <jasassin> wow
[10:56:56] <jasassin> but... but it wants me to sign in
[10:57:12] <jasassin> im not over 13
[10:57:46] <jasassin> i dont hate gravis
[10:57:48] <jasassin> cmon man
[10:57:52] <jasassin> never met the guy
[10:57:58] <jasassin> im sure he's cool as fuck
[10:58:09] <jasassin> can't some guys give some guys some shit
[10:58:12] <jasassin> wtf
[10:58:25] <jasassin> dont go all sjw on us
[10:59:15] <Subsentient> jasassin: Your nuts will feel better when covered in chunky peanut butter.
[10:59:30] <jasassin> with your dog of a wife licking at them
[10:59:31] <jasassin> sorry
[10:59:36] <jasassin> i couldn't resist
[10:59:38] <jasassin> sorry man
[10:59:46] <jasassin> no IM NOT SORRY I TOOK THE MONEY
[11:00:06] <Subsentient> That's alright, I'm 310LBs and my penis can't be found with an electron microscope.
[11:00:22] <jasassin> sometimes my dick goes inside myself
[11:00:55] <jasassin> its ironic, is it hiding from the world or me... but if its hiding from me that doesn't make sense
[11:01:07] <Subsentient> jasassin: https://www.youtube.com
[11:01:07] <NotAnymore> ^ 03Cthupid - YouTube
[11:02:47] <jasassin> wow, you are a weird motherfucker
[11:02:53] <Subsentient> jasassin: Thank you!
[11:02:57] <Subsentient> :^D
[11:02:59] <Subsentient> I try.
[11:03:17] <jasassin> hey i didn't dislike it
[11:03:20] <jasassin> dont get me wrong
[11:03:30] <jasassin> it was pretty far out
[11:03:36] <Subsentient> jasassin: When I fart on my hand, it gets warm.
[11:03:44] <jasassin> i doubt it
[11:03:51] <jasassin> it probably just smells bad
[11:05:04] <Subsentient> jasassin: you code?
[11:05:36] <jasassin> i am a poor c coder but i've coded what i've needed to code i mostly do bash scripting... and only one time did i do some perl
[11:06:00] <Subsentient> I'm learning perl, and I know C *very* well.
[11:06:09] <jasassin> hey maybe you could help me out
[11:06:18] <Subsentient> jasassin: whatcha need?
[11:06:34] <jasassin> ok when you define a char array
[11:06:38] <jasassin> you know char[]
[11:06:42] <Subsentient> yeh
[11:06:49] <jasassin> and you are going to read from a file
[11:06:53] <jasassin> like its a text file
[11:07:04] <jasassin> im going to break this down into small parts so you can help me figure it out
[11:07:16] <Subsentient> k
[11:07:17] <jasassin> ok read from file
[11:07:37] <jasassin> but the file has a huge ammount of single text in it like someone fell asleep on the keyboard
[11:07:56] <jasassin> how can you allocate memory for something that you dont know how long it is going to be?
[11:08:05] <jasassin> do you just allocate arbitrary memory?
[11:08:11] <jasassin> like a huge ammount?
[11:08:15] <jasassin> is there a trick?
[11:09:04] <Subsentient> jasassin: use stat()
[11:09:14] <Subsentient> #include <sys/stat.h>
[11:09:16] <jasassin> ahhhhhhhhhhh
[11:09:24] <jasassin> ok
[11:09:24] <crutchy> virtualbox does it for an entire hard disk
[11:09:33] <Subsentient> struct stat FileStat;
[11:09:36] <jasassin> i dont know all these thinks
[11:09:51] <jasassin> i just did like char 99999999
[11:09:56] <Subsentient> if (stat("filepath.txt", &FileStat) != 0) Puke();
[11:09:57] <crutchy> my hard disk does yo mama's virtual box
[11:10:00] <jasassin> and then my program ran to complestion
[11:10:12] <Subsentient> char *Arr = malloc(FileStat.st_size + 1);
[11:10:22] <jasassin> seee
[11:10:35] <jasassin> you are speaking a different language
[11:10:50] <crutchy> fucking air conditioner keeps filling up with water
[11:10:55] <crutchy> mist motor my arse
[11:11:03] <Subsentient> fread(Arr, 1, FileStat.st_size, FileDescriptor);
[11:11:10] <jasassin> i just wanted to read in keylogging shit i got from a univerisites computer logs to check for username and the string after that and write it to a file so i could get all their usernames and passwords
[11:11:11] <Subsentient> Arr[FileStat.st_size] = '\0'; //Null terminator
[11:11:33] <Subsentient> jasassin: Do you want my archive of C learning material?
[11:11:40] <crutchy> change all their passwords to hunter2
[11:11:52] <crutchy> for security purposes
[11:11:56] <Subsentient> I got all the C standards along with the best book on C ever written.
[11:11:59] <jasassin> sure email it in whatever formart to jasassin@gmail.com
[11:12:33] <jasassin> i would love to know this bullshit, but it will take me time to learn
[11:12:36] <jasassin> im a slow learning
[11:12:57] <jasassin> sometimes i get caught up on a certain stupid problem and if i had someone to help it would make a HUGE difference
[11:13:28] <jasassin> stat being the key function
[11:13:31] <jasassin> i'll look it up
[11:14:07] <jasassin> i'll look up stat and see if thats what i need
[11:14:33] <jasassin> allocating any arbitrary size from reading input
[11:14:41] <jasassin> its almost like dynamic allocation right?
[11:14:51] <jasassin> i hope
[11:15:16] <Subsentient> jasassin: my technique allocates the exact required amount of space for the entire file's contents.
[11:15:26] <jasassin> OHHHHHHh
[11:15:28] <jasassin> the entire file
[11:15:30] <jasassin> ok
[11:15:38] <Subsentient> If it's huge, you might run out of RAM :^)
[11:15:43] <jasassin> ok
[11:15:45] <jasassin> i gotcha
[11:15:48] <jasassin> i understand
[11:15:52] <Subsentient> So good to check if FileStat.st_size is some insanely high size.
[11:16:00] <jasassin> that doesn't really help me
[11:16:13] <jasassin> i can calculate the size of the file at the time and allocate the ram anyway
[11:16:20] <jasassin> but thank you for help
[11:16:32] <Subsentient> jasassin: ehh
[11:16:38] <Subsentient> don't get what's not helpful?
[11:16:43] <Subsentient> jasassin: and I sent the link.
[11:16:48] <jasassin> no you are helpfull
[11:16:54] <jasassin> very fucking helpfull
[11:16:58] <jasassin> no more crashes
[11:17:00] <jasassin> dood
[11:17:04] <jasassin> dont get mad
[11:17:09] <jasassin> you stop all my programs from crashing
[11:17:11] <Subsentient> Not mad dude
[11:17:19] <jasassin> thats about as helpful as it gets
[11:17:25] <jasassin> :)
[11:17:44] <jasassin> i was always wondering but never knew how
[11:17:55] <Subsentient> jasassin: Are you using C89, C99, or C11?
[11:18:34] <Subsentient> If not sure, show me what command line you're using to compile.
[11:20:47] <jasassin> dood i juse install gcc and compile with that or the cc on an aix risc 6000
[11:21:26] <Subsentient> jasassin: No I mean, what compiler options do you pass gcc? For me, it's gcc -std=gnu99 -pedantic -Wall -g3 -O0
[11:23:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> if you're dealing with big files, buffered reads would be better. or just use perl.
[11:23:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> little files, slurping the whole file is the way to go though.
[11:24:13] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: Yeah, I agree. SubStrings has the SubStrings.Line functions to make messing around with little files and their contents very easy.
[11:24:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> Subsentient is however da man on C shat around here when NCommander ain't handy.
[11:24:22] <jasassin> i guess the point is moot i can create an array the size of the file fuck it
[11:24:32] <Subsentient> jasassin: That's called a VLA
[11:24:35] <Subsentient> Variable length array
[11:24:42] <Subsentient> it's not legal unless you're using C99 or C11.
[11:24:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> NCommander of course being da man on any given subject pretty much. He's that bloody good.
[11:24:45] <Subsentient> C89 doesn't allow it.
[11:25:38] <jasassin> i was thinking more like BASIC when C demands more
[11:25:41] <jasassin> it doesn't matter
[11:25:47] <Subsentient> jasassin: For medium sized files, like 1MB, do NOT use a VLA, because it's allocated on the stack instead of the heap.
[11:26:04] <Subsentient> Windows only has a 1MB stack, and Linux has an 8MB stack.
[11:26:33] <Subsentient> In those cases, you need to use malloc() to get storage for it instead.
[11:27:31] <jasassin> ahhhhhhh
[11:27:40] <jasassin> well it was only like 12 floppy discs
[11:27:44] <jasassin> so it wasn't a big deal
[11:28:06] <Subsentient> 12 floppy disks. that's 17.28MB.
[11:28:11] <Subsentient> Almost twice the size of the Linux stack.
[11:28:17] <jasassin> yeah they weren't all full
[11:28:17] <Subsentient> So use malloc(), not a VLA.
[11:28:43] <jasassin> and the array i needed didn't require the entire size of the file
[11:28:55] <Subsentient> That doesn't matter. If you try to create a VLA with that size, you risk exhausting the stack whether or not you do anything with that VLA after declaring it.
[11:28:56] <jasassin> because it wasn't one person with their head on the keyboard
[11:29:34] <jasassin> i wish i had the code still
[11:29:37] <jasassin> let me see if i do
[11:30:00] <jasassin> no
[11:30:05] <jasassin> damn i wish i had that shit
[11:30:21] <jasassin> i'd let you look at it i bet you'd laugh our ass off and we could both learn
[11:30:22] <jasassin> FUCK
[11:30:46] <jasassin> i remember even though this was like 25 years ago
[11:31:25] <jasassin> i did a char[200] to read in the string and then the program started doing weird shit shooting stars and shit across the screen instead of wring to the file
[11:31:28] <jasassin> it just went apeshit
[11:31:45] <Subsentient> jasassin: pastebin your entire source code.
[11:31:48] <jasassin> and then i changed the char to char[9999999] and then it did it
[11:31:52] <jasassin> i wish i could bra
[11:31:57] <jasassin> its lost in the winds of time
[11:32:16] <Subsentient> Ahh
[11:32:48] <Subsentient> yeah, the behaviour you are describing is indeed apeshit, considering that an array on the stack of that size should probably just straight up crash.
[11:33:11] <Subsentient> Well, it's a little less than 1MB, so on Linux it'd work.
[11:33:21] <Subsentient> Not on Windows though.
[11:33:43] <jasassin> my friend was sitting there and he dint' know what the fuck i was trying to do
[11:33:59] <jasassin> and when i did that 99999 i knew that was the problem i just had a inclination
[11:34:07] <jasassin> and then the program sat there
[11:34:10] <jasassin> it just sat there
[11:34:19] <jasassin> and then it the command line came back
[11:34:28] <jasassin> and i had a whole list of usernames and passwords like thousands
[11:34:32] <jasassin> i was like YES YES YES
[11:34:52] <jasassin> they couldn't keep me out of the aix system
[11:34:52] <Subsentient> jasassin: When you blindly read in a file to a location that's "probably big enough", you risk creating a buffer overflow, which is among the most common vectors for attack.
[11:35:04] <jasassin> dood
[11:35:33] <jasassin> its my own code from keylogged files captured from floppys copied from keyloggers on all the workstations in a college
[11:35:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, it'd suck if your password sniffer got hacked
[11:35:41] * TheMightyBuzzard chuckles
[11:35:44] <Subsentient> hehe
[11:35:46] <jasassin> fag
[11:35:49] <jasassin> hahahahah
[11:35:52] <jasassin> yeah right
[11:35:54] <jasassin> back then
[11:36:01] <jasassin> yeah
[11:36:02] <jasassin> right
[11:36:15] <jasassin> dood your making me cheese
[11:36:16] <crutchy> work pyewta is crunching away at those foldy thingys
[11:36:19] <jasassin> i gotta go smoke
[11:36:22] <crutchy> good pyewta
[11:36:26] <Subsentient> Mmm, cheese.
[11:36:29] <jasassin> hahahahahhaa
[11:36:33] <jasassin> seriously brb
[11:36:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> enjoy. i got a half hour of coding left in me before nicotine time
[11:36:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> well 20 minutes anyway.
[11:37:00] <crutchy> i got about 10 minutes of coding left till i pass out
[11:37:23] <crutchy> actually i'm still fucking around with ui shit
[11:37:27] <crutchy> fucking hate ui shit
[11:37:29] <crutchy> :|
[11:39:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> damn, it's gonna take a little bit to get rid of all the threshold logic outside the template it belongs in.
[11:41:15] <jasassin> you know tmb the fact that you could come up with that shit about injecting shit into the keystrokes i logged and then hacking me makes me very afraid of you
[11:41:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> i was a bad, bad boy back in... fuck when was that...
[11:42:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> mid-90s
[11:42:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> till i got a job as a sysadmin in 99 and stayed mostly on the straight and narrow.
[11:42:56] <jasassin> you're talking about pre-hacking a hack... you just blew my fucking mind
[11:43:32] <crutchy> the fooshes are scared of him too
[11:43:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> heh, i've actually done that before. exploited a bug in someone else's malware.
[11:44:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> we used to have "root wars" on a vmware image of our main server, me and the other admins.
[11:45:09] <jasassin> holy shit
[11:45:23] <crutchy> and whoever lost had to drop their dacks and get rooted?
[11:45:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> actual server was hardware and we could roll back changes every week and start again on the image.
[11:45:41] <jasassin> i wasn't running the code as root, but you could've popped the stac ran the shit and you could have an in
[11:45:44] <jasassin> damn man
[11:45:46] <jasassin> holy shit
[11:46:16] <jasassin> from some stupid program i wrote myself and the stupid shit you put into the keylog info
[11:46:21] <jasassin> you are devious
[11:46:39] <jasassin> you would have to know i was logging your shit
[11:46:47] <jasassin> you would have to know the compiler
[11:46:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> true
[11:46:52] <jasassin> too many variables
[11:46:55] <jasassin> but it is possible
[11:46:59] <jasassin> you still blew my mind
[11:47:33] <jasassin> absolutely
[11:48:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> Subsentient, you need to take up whitehat hacking for fun n profit. if you could work up a good evil streak, you'd be good at it.
[11:48:40] <jasassin> hmmm... so every program i write has to be written to not blow the stack man its impossible i can use stat i can use all the shit i think im fucked
[11:49:01] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: Not the way I do things. :^)
[11:49:25] <Subsentient> More likely to write my own bootloader or something.
[11:49:27] <jasassin> subsentient i appreciate all the help you've given me
[11:49:29] <jasassin> damn man
[11:49:37] <jasassin> where did you learn all this shit?
[11:50:19] <Subsentient> jasassin: I learned the core of C from the physical version of the book I linked you. I learned all my other awesomeness through osmosis.
[11:50:29] <jasassin> cool
[11:50:31] <jasassin> thanks man
[11:50:39] <jasassin> i'll definitely study that
[11:50:45] <jasassin> repeatedly
[11:50:49] <Subsentient> Also get used to reading the C standards.
[11:50:57] <Subsentient> They answer questions that the book will not.
[11:50:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> damn, i can't find my favorite C book anymore
[11:51:13] <jasassin> what is it maybe i have it
[11:51:18] <jasassin> i got a few
[11:51:23] <jasassin> but they dont help me much
[11:51:30] <crutchy> i still gots pohl in my shelf somewhere.. collecting dust
[11:51:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> C by dissection. would have been out in the 90s sometime.
[11:51:46] <jasassin> no i dont have that one
[11:52:01] <jasassin> i got some stupid ansi c book its not helping me that much
[11:52:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> it was good for how i learn. i gotta dive in feet first then come back and flesh out the missing bits of knowledge.
[11:53:14] <Subsentient> jasassin: what book you got?
[11:53:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> i mean i can always google something up on stackexchange but i need to be right up in a working and useful program if i wanna grok how to make them.
[11:54:16] <Subsentient> Man, notice how all the useful questions are always closed on stack exchange as "off topic" or "not constructive"?
[11:54:25] <Subsentient> I mean seriously, like 70% of questions I go there for.
[11:55:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, they're kinda whiny bitches
[11:55:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> RTFM is not what i wanna hear when i want the answer to a specific edge case or clarification on something from TFM.
[11:56:01] <Subsentient> precisely.
[11:56:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> well, my coffee's empty and it's been an hour since i had a smoke, so...
[11:57:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[11:57:01] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 31
[11:57:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:57:02] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2305
[11:57:44] <crutchy> finally starting to get to a point where i can do some numbercrunching with this program
[11:57:48] <crutchy> tomorrow
[11:57:55] <crutchy> time for bed now
[11:58:04] <crutchy> ~g'night #soylent
[11:58:06] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Proven One-Step Process to Convert CO2 and Water Directly Into Liquid Hydrocarbon Fuel - http://sylnt.us - it-sounds-great-on-the-surface
[11:58:06] * exec dexterously poops a bucket of Soylent Green for #soylent
[12:03:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~g'night crutchy
[12:03:25] * exec clumsily passes a cheap plastic cup of red cordial to crutchy
[12:05:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> ah, shit. i took out more than i should have again.
[12:05:56] * TheMightyBuzzard goes back and tediously reverts his changes
[12:06:22] <cmn32480> ~gday buzzard
[12:06:24] * exec brazenly blows my butt of CoC at buzzard
[12:06:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin. that one didn't work out well for either of us.
[12:07:10] <cmn32480> yeah I think it shoudl be "a butt" not "my butt"
[12:07:25] <cmn32480> blame chromas
[12:07:35] <cmn32480> he's the one adding to the file
[12:07:44] <cmn32480> and you can do it from IRC now
[12:08:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smakeadd a flying butt pliers
[12:08:09] <MrPlow> added: a flying butt pliers
[12:08:38] <cmn32480> ~gday
[12:08:47] <jasassin> tmb
[12:08:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake exec
[12:08:49] * MrPlow smakes exec upside the head with a dead smurf
[12:08:50] <cmn32480> I dont' remember the command
[12:08:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> wut?
[12:08:58] <jasassin> https://torcache.net
[12:09:23] <cmn32480> I gotta get coffeee made
[12:09:26] <cmn32480> back in a bit
[12:09:28] <jasassin> it containts the book you want and it has seeds
[12:09:48] <jasassin> im not advocating anyting and im sure yout wont download it
[12:09:53] <jasassin> im just letting you knwo it exists
[12:10:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'll be damned, cheers
[12:10:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> you kidding, i'm a piratical fool. haven't watched a tv commercial in years unless i'm visiting someone else.
[12:12:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm so piratical, i even pirated Assassin's Creed IV
[12:12:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> which is about pirates
[12:15:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> lotta folks can't square me being all "yay capitalism" with piracy. that's cause they ain't got the nuance in them. copyright and patents and trademarks ain't integral to capitalism, so it ain't hard to be against them and still for capitalism.
[12:17:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, what's next on the "fix this shit in your pull request" list...
[12:21:20] <jasassin> hey man
[12:21:32] <jasassin> i just think knowlege should be for everyone
[12:21:49] <jasassin> if i had it my way we'd all know shit like macguyuver
[12:22:07] <jasassin> and we'd all know how to make a nuclear bomb out of shit in our drawers
[12:22:11] <jasassin> but i digress
[12:22:15] <jasassin> i just want to help
[12:22:21] <jasassin> in any little way i can
[12:22:36] <jasassin> i want fight the man
[12:22:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> man, i had four lil brothers growin up. they made bombs in their drawers plenty.
[12:22:56] <jasassin> i fought the law and i lost
[12:23:03] <jasassin> dood
[12:23:07] <jasassin> dont tell me about that shit
[12:23:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> #youtube authority song
[12:23:08] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[12:23:21] <jasassin> i got into fights with my brother and one time i was in solitary for four days
[12:23:29] <jasassin> and i ddn't eat ANY of their shitty jail food
[12:23:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> heh, we never got any jail time but we did tear up the EZ Mart one night
[12:23:56] <jasassin> then the shrink comes in
[12:24:02] <jasassin> hahahahah
[12:24:03] <jasassin> rofl
[12:24:04] <jasassin> hahahaha
[12:24:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> clerk was a friend of ours so we just had to clean up after we got done.
[12:24:24] <jasassin> i ask the srink what is this all about why ar eyou even here she got so pissed off
[12:24:29] <jasassin> oh no
[12:24:39] <jasassin> i can only imagine the mess
[12:24:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> good times
[12:25:09] <jasassin> the shrink tells me its for me to decide weather or not you are safe enough to let out in the general public
[12:25:12] <jasassin> im like WTF
[12:25:24] <jasassin> that changed my frame of mind and attuitude real quick
[12:25:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> ?! since when is brothers fighting abnormal behavior?
[12:25:40] <jasassin> i was a choir boy
[12:25:47] <jasassin> a fucking choir boy
[12:26:07] <jasassin> and she let me out of my cell and i was out that hell hole
[12:26:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> heh
[12:26:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> i prolly woulda ended up on a 24h hold. i got authority issues
[12:27:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> and issues with shrinks who ain't as smart as me.
[12:27:04] <jasassin> to think that some dumb cunt can decide even before a grand jury weather or not i should be let out of a solitary confintement
[12:27:05] <jasassin> wow
[12:27:14] <jasassin> i guess you have to be there to know what im talking about
[12:27:19] <jasassin> try talking to yourself for 4 days
[12:27:31] <jasassin> requesting toilet paper
[12:27:39] <jasassin> just to make origami out of it
[12:27:41] <jasassin> fuck that
[12:28:03] <jasassin> my fingernails couldn't even scratch anything important into the walls
[12:28:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> dude, i actually dig on that. somewhere between a week and two i start getting a little antsy though.
[12:28:37] <jasassin> 4 days solitary is enough
[12:28:57] <jasassin> especially when it takes two to tango
[12:29:07] <jasassin> the other motherfucker should have been in there
[12:29:12] <jasassin> i was the one that got my ass beat
[12:29:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> like i am REALLY looking forward to the roomie getting back tomorrow. ain't seen another human being for a week n a half.
[12:29:28] <jasassin> but i was drunk
[12:29:30] <jasassin> so whatever
[12:29:45] <jasassin> damn man
[12:29:51] <jasassin> wtf
[12:30:22] <jasassin> i'd hang with ya, but i aint got no money and no job and nothing
[12:30:24] <jasassin> i got nothing
[12:30:31] <jasassin> i'm just a drag
[12:30:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> more or less in the same boat as me right now then.
[12:30:39] <jasassin> but im not hating life
[12:30:42] <jasassin> dont get me wrong
[12:30:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> i still got some savings but i need to get gainfully employed again. soon.
[12:31:20] <jasassin> i have some things
[12:31:36] <jasassin> so stupid i wouldnt talk about
[12:31:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> been dicking off coding, fishing, and playing vidya for over a year now
[12:31:59] <jasassin> wtf is vidya
[12:32:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> video games
[12:32:20] <jasassin> you kids and your stupid shit
[12:32:48] <jasassin> for some reason
[12:32:52] <jasassin> i do not know why
[12:32:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> kids? shit man, i done toldja i was a sysadmin back in 99. my arse is old.
[12:33:02] <jasassin> im 41
[12:33:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> well except as compared to bytram and paulej72
[12:33:11] <jasassin> well will be soon
[12:33:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, you got me by a year then.
[12:33:20] <jasassin> dood im 40
[12:33:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> same
[12:33:28] <jasassin> but my bday i wont give it out
[12:33:31] <jasassin> but im 40
[12:33:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, we fart dust now.
[12:33:57] <jasassin> sometimes when i jerk off it just doesn't work
[12:34:09] <jasassin> talk about frustrating
[12:34:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> talk to yer shrink about that. get some little blue pills.
[12:34:39] <jasassin> you dont have that problem, well then props to you
[12:34:52] <jasassin> ya fucking uber always ejaculating motherfucker
[12:35:10] <jasassin> my poor cock sighs at you
[12:35:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm more like "it's okay to lob yer mule if it comes up to you but don't go out in the pasture looking for it."
[12:35:34] <jasassin> hmmmmmm
[12:35:41] <jasassin> words of wisdom
[12:36:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> boss told me that one time when i was taking too long shitting.
[12:36:29] <jasassin> i can imagine
[12:36:41] <jasassin> i dont want to
[12:36:44] <jasassin> but been there
[12:36:45] <jasassin> done that
[12:37:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> he was fun. same guy who yelled out "stop her, she's stealing cantaloupes" at this big titted chick in the grocery store once.
[12:37:20] <jasassin> awesome
[12:37:30] <jasassin> dood that is priceless
[12:37:34] <jasassin> fuckign priceliesss
[12:37:36] <jasassin> hahahahaha
[12:37:47] <jasassin> she's gonna get black eyes !!!!
[12:37:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> it was. i actually got tears off that laughing.
[12:38:27] <jasassin> dood i gotta quiet laugh because everyone sleeping
[12:38:35] <jasassin> i wish i could just let it all out
[12:38:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> make coffee, then they can't bitch too much.
[12:39:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> unless they're kids, in which case sending em off to school all caffeinated is prolly a bad idea.
[12:39:38] <jasassin> eating all the paste and shit
[12:39:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> cept the ones with ADHD. caffeine's good for that.
[12:39:55] <jasassin> yeah im sure that helps
[12:40:25] <jasassin> i dont know what that is but attention deficit disorder can be cured with a few slaps to the fucking head
[12:40:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> seriously. it's caused by part of yer brain going to sleep. the caffeine keeps it going and normalizes your behavior.
[12:40:34] <jasassin> a few firm slaps to the head
[12:40:44] <jasassin> and PAY ATTENTION
[12:40:46] <jasassin> SLAP
[12:40:48] <jasassin> SLAP
[12:40:53] <jasassin> PAY ATTENTION
[12:40:55] <jasassin> SIT DOWN
[12:40:56] <jasassin> SLAP
[12:41:06] <jasassin> that little kid wont need anymore pills
[12:41:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, you ain't wrong. doesn't work when you're an adult though. i slap back nowadays.
[12:41:18] <jasassin> yeah
[12:41:23] <jasassin> im sure
[12:41:30] <jasassin> i'll take you on
[12:41:45] <jasassin> i stopped smoking pot for 3 months now
[12:41:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> I'LL FITE YOU IRL!!one!
[12:41:49] <jasassin> only been lifting
[12:41:58] * TheMightyBuzzard chuckles
[12:42:22] <jasassin> if my back weren't blown out i know i could take ya
[12:42:34] * jasassin laughs
[12:42:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, i had massive prollems from like 21 on through my late 30s with that shit. finally got on adderall and i'm a productive member of society again. more or less.
[12:43:18] <jasassin> well i do lift weights 5 pound weights
[12:43:22] <jasassin> dont laugh too hard at me
[12:43:26] <jasassin> at least im trying
[12:43:50] <jasassin> i lift them up over my head and curl them and bench them lauing on the whateveryou call the footstool
[12:43:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> i got a 25lb dumbbell i rest my feet on. can't lift anymore cause i got a bum shoulder on one side and don't want one arm looking like i spend all day jerking off.
[12:44:01] <jasassin> and i do like 40 sit ups
[12:44:07] <jasassin> but thats all i do a day
[12:44:15] <jasassin> and my back hurts soooooooooooooo bad
[12:44:23] <jasassin> i blew a disc out or some shit
[12:44:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> muscles or... ahh
[12:44:30] <jasassin> it hurts SOOOOOOOOOO bad every day
[12:44:42] <jasassin> all the time
[12:44:53] <jasassin> but at least im trying
[12:44:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> go get that shiz fixed. it'll only cost you half a year's wages.
[12:44:58] <jasassin> it doesn't really help
[12:45:10] <jasassin> ahhh you wanna go there
[12:45:15] <jasassin> i haven't had a job in 2 years
[12:45:18] <jasassin> i live with my mom
[12:45:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, well in that case a whole year's
[12:45:48] <jasassin> i have more mental issues than that stupid asshole that always posts on your site
[12:45:56] <jasassin> fucking poser
[12:46:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> which one, The Mighty Buzzard?
[12:46:07] <jasassin> no
[12:46:15] <jasassin> that fuckign michal david poser
[12:46:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahh, different asshole.
[12:46:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, roger
[12:46:44] <jasassin> unless thats one of your alternate personalities
[12:46:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, don't have any of those.
[12:46:55] <jasassin> who the fuck knows in this day and age
[12:46:57] <jasassin> ok
[12:47:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> when yer as big an asshole as me, what could you possibly have left to hide?
[12:47:27] <jasassin> exactly
[12:47:33] <jasassin> thats what i tell my family
[12:47:37] <jasassin> my mom and my brother
[12:47:41] <jasassin> what do i have to hide?
[12:47:45] <jasassin> what could i lie about?
[12:47:56] <jasassin> they say you went to your friends... did you get high
[12:48:00] <jasassin> i said yes i got high
[12:48:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> i got extra accounts on the dev machine for testing at different levels of security but only the one on production
[12:48:08] <jasassin> and then they scoff at me
[12:48:15] <jasassin> i say what do you want me to lie to you?
[12:48:23] <jasassin> and then they just sit there
[12:48:57] <jasassin> fuck i think i might take the few bucks i got like not even 5 bucks
[12:48:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> weed's bad. makes you dumb.
[12:49:04] <jasassin> i know someone i can go to tomorrow
[12:49:08] <jasassin> i will get high again
[12:49:17] <jasassin> i haven't for over a month
[12:49:21] <jasassin> just talkign to you
[12:49:22] <jasassin> fuck it
[12:49:26] <jasassin> i'll go get high again
[12:49:28] <jasassin> fuck it
[12:49:35] <jasassin> what do i have to lose
[12:49:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> booze is more better. makes you dumb too but it's cheaper and legal.
[12:50:15] <jasassin> i got a pretty good buzz on right now
[12:50:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> me too but it's all stimulants
[12:50:43] <jasassin> what you got some good shit?
[12:50:48] <jasassin> some of them pills?
[12:50:52] <jasassin> im not into pills and shit
[12:50:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> adderall and caffeine.
[12:51:02] <jasassin> nah
[12:51:12] <jasassin> caffeine makes me feel like im gonna have a heart attack
[12:51:18] <jasassin> i just like weed and alchohol
[12:51:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, i was drinkin my homemade booze last night.
[12:52:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> elderberry wine this time. need to start another batch of something.
[12:52:10] <jasassin> i gotta piss and maybe shit and im gonna smoke brb not rb but in a few fuck i gotta go pee
[12:52:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> enjoy
[12:53:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> fuck, my coding mojo is starting to wear down. must be from the booze last night. normally i'm good till 10:30 or so.
[12:54:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> screw it. ima power through till i get this pull request squared away at least. right after a cigarette.
[12:56:24] <jasassin> ok
[12:56:27] <jasassin> shit
[12:56:31] <jasassin> i gotta pass out
[12:56:34] <jasassin> holy shit
[12:56:37] <jasassin> world is spinning
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[13:04:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... i can't tell if that will ever evaluate to anything but true
[13:04:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh well, ain't hurtin nothin
[13:04:35] <cmn32480> stary to worry if it comes up "maybe"
[13:11:24] <Subsentient> So my libcpsl thing has the dynamic array done.
[13:12:21] <Subsentient> https://github.com
[13:12:22] <NotAnymore> ^ 03Add dynamic array support. · Subsentient/libcpsl@80c0fd2 · GitHub
[13:26:28] <Subsentient> My mother is going in for double knee replacement today.
[13:26:36] <Subsentient> I'm worried about her.
[13:26:50] <Subsentient> Her knees have caused her enormous pain over the years, and she's bone on bone right now.
[13:27:14] <Subsentient> We found the best surgeon we could, but I'm still worried.
[13:29:17] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Internet Would be a Wild and Dangerous Place Without Facebook Says Peter Thiel - http://sylnt.us - don't-bite-the-hand...
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[14:13:54] <mrcoolbp> {{Subsentient}}
[14:18:24] <Subsentient> mrcoolbp:
[14:19:10] <mrcoolbp> ..
[14:20:16] <Subsentient> mrcoolbp: derp
[14:20:23] <mrcoolbp> = (
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[14:23:03] <Subsentient> mrcoolbp: 2d6e3r5p3!
[14:23:13] <Subsentient> 2d6e3r5p3!
[14:23:19] <mrcoolbp> agreed
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[14:28:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> yays! done for the day! now i can fuck around with my bot some more.
[14:29:02] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: 2d6e3r5p3!8!9!
[14:29:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> no derp for me!
[14:29:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> cleared up all my derps
[14:29:56] <cmn32480> he was on medication for that
[14:30:06] <mrcoolbp> = P
[14:30:13] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: 2d6e3r5p3!8!9! 2d6e3r5p3!8!9! 2d6e3r5p3!8!9! 2d6e3r5p3!8!9! 2d6e3r5p3!8!9! 2d6e3r5p3!8!9! 2d6e3r5p3!8!9!
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[17:36:22] <nick> greetings from south america
[17:44:48] <AndyTheAbsurd> nick: neat! Where, specifically?
[17:48:53] <nick> uruguay at the minute, only landed this morning after a very long journey to get here
[17:49:43] <paulej72> are your arms tired
[17:50:00] <nick> 15 hours on planes add half a dozen hours in airports, and then getting lost for half an hour after that because the gps wasn't working and my guesswork didnt pan out
[17:50:38] <nick> all of me is tired after that, even though i delegated the actual flying to an airline.
[17:51:53] <nick> milk comes in bags here for some reason... wtf is that about
[17:53:28] <AndyTheAbsurd> I thought that was standard practice in most non-US places?
[17:54:05] <nick> not so much in my experience
[17:54:13] <nick> at least in UK and former british colonies
[17:55:19] <nick> ive never bought a bag of milk before, especially one with no actual open/closing mechanism
[17:57:41] <AndyTheAbsurd> https://www.youtube.com
[17:57:42] <NotAnymore> ^ 03Canadians explaining how to drink bagged milk - YouTube
[17:59:49] <nick> and there is one of those jugs in the fridge waiting for it, so all is not lost
[18:00:24] <chromas> it's a milk iv
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[18:45:09] <takyon> http://www.anandtech.com
[18:45:10] <NotAnymore> ^ 03FreeSync-over-HDMI: Samsung Launches 1800R Curved FHD Monitors in the CF591 and CF390
[18:46:30] <takyon> http://www.npr.org
[18:46:31] <NotAnymore> ^ 03Trump Blames 'Very Bad Earpiece' For KKK Comments : NPR
[18:48:16] <takyon> http://www.npr.org
[18:48:17] <NotAnymore> ^ 03Starbucks Plans First Store In Italy, 'With Humility And Respect' : The Two-Way : NPR
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[19:19:58] * cmn32480 wants to reach out and punch someone
[19:21:13] <nick> :(
[19:21:16] <AndyTheAbsurd> https://www.youtube.com
[19:21:17] <NotAnymore> ^ 03Tai Kwan Leap (Boot to the Head) - YouTube
[19:33:24] <nick> https://theintercept.com
[19:33:25] <NotAnymore> ^ 03Neoconservatives Declare War on Donald Trump
[19:33:50] <nick> "Neoconservative historian Robert Kagan — one of the prime intellectual backers of the Iraq War and an advocate for Syrian intervention — announced in the Washington Post last week that if Trump secures the nomination, “the only choice will be to vote for Hillary Clinton.”"
[19:34:53] <Gravis> LOL
[19:35:12] <nick> i really do find it hard to believe that the neocons are really that worried about trump, unless all this bullshit is just an admission that clinton is a neocon
[19:35:44] <AndyTheAbsurd> LOL! If the Dems nominate Hillary, all the Dems are going to vote for Trump and if the GOP nominates Trump, all the Republicans are going to vote for Hillary!
[19:36:09] <Gravis> nick: but the minicons are very concerned!
[19:37:02] <Gravis> they'll strait up turn into scooters and speed off to canada
[19:37:55] <nick> AndyTheAbsurd: it's a weird world we live in
[19:39:30] <nick> reminds me a little of the situation in the UK where conservatives where joining the labour party to vote for Corbyn to 'make sure the labour party could never win again'
[19:39:49] <Gravis> AndyTheAbsurd: no, the path wants clinton over sanders
[19:40:02] <Gravis> s/path/party/
[19:40:02] <sedctl> <Gravis> AndyTheAbsurd: no, the party wants clinton over sanders
[19:40:56] <Gravis> AndyTheAbsurd: they are doing everything they can to block sanders
[19:41:16] <AndyTheAbsurd> Gravis: the party *elites* want Clinton; the rabble want Sanders - which is why they're doing everything they can to block Sanders.
[19:42:01] <nick> i dont think this quote has been more relevant: “I don’t care who does the electing, so long as I get to do the nominating”
[19:42:42] <Gravis> AndyTheAbsurd: yes but i don't think they would vote for trump unless they were trying to burn down the country
[19:43:23] <nick> much the same as a vote for clinton though really
[19:43:46] * chromas imagines BLM 'protesters' spreading across the continent
[19:44:05] <nick> sure, the burning down might be more spectacular under trump, and might happen a little quicker, but clinton will ensure the ends are much the same
[19:44:50] <AndyTheAbsurd> The only difference between a vote for Clinton and a vote for Trump is "do we fight the fire to try to keep the house from collapsing entirely, or do we throw more fuel on the fire to get it to collapse as soon as possible so that we can start rebuilding?"
[19:45:12] <cmn32480> which one burns faster?
[19:45:13] <nick> i assume the first option is clinton
[19:45:22] <nick> but i'd put it more as 'look the other way and it'll stop burning'
[19:45:29] <AndyTheAbsurd> Interpret it either way.
[19:45:30] <nick> rather than fighting the fire
[19:45:53] <Gravis> sounds like it's time for both parties to split
[19:45:59] <nick> i'm pretty sure trump wouldn't do anything that would affect is business interests, much the same as clinton
[19:46:19] <nick> so i think if trump got into office, then he gets 'the talk' and suddenly becomes a politician like the rest of them
[19:46:40] <nick> a bit more flair and flash, but suddenly the politician speak will come freely
[19:46:48] <Gravis> nick: what is this "talk" you speak of?
[19:47:09] <nick> the 'national security' talk that you get when you become commander in chief
[19:47:45] <nick> when the CIA, FBI, NSA and associated agencies suddenly open up about things and show the new 'boss' how things really are now some new asshole is in the chair
[19:50:11] <Gravis> i'd love to hear that talk as i'd be keen on disrupting the order of things. ;)
[19:50:19] <nick> and judging from what i've heard, trump isn't all that fussed about messing with those elements of the deep-state, if any at all, but they will explain to him clearly why other things that would apparently be unrelated to national security and foreign policy also require 'light touches' and 'careful consideration' with very widespread ramifications that trumps personal bank account(s) might take a hit on
[19:50:52] <Gravis> "but millions of people will die!" "well it's not like they weren't going to die eventually."
[19:51:12] <nick> i generally assume it's just a more advanced version of a mafia protection racket
[19:51:26] <nick> 'nice populist movement you've got going on here, shame if someone were to ruin it'
[19:52:10] <AndyTheAbsurd> Yeah...I'd like to see Sanders end that talk with "Surprise! You're all on LIVE TELEVISION!" and all those agencies would be so fucked.
[19:52:40] <nick> as long as trump keeps it to rhetoric and leaves the actual work to the 'professionals' he will be fine and get his career milestone
[19:53:19] <nick> which in fairness, is all it seems to be about for both trump and clinton, it's just a career path, they've done the work, played the game (in different ways), now it's their turn
[19:53:49] <Gravis> if people are this pissed off at their own parties, seems like having new parties splinter off is the real solution to this bullshit
[19:54:08] <nick> well, that almost happened in the UK twice, in a way
[19:54:20] <nick> with the coalition, which cost the liberals pretty much all of their support
[19:54:34] <nick> as they proved to be just the same as Lab/Con
[19:54:42] <nick> and then the most recent one with UKIP
[19:55:09] <nick> UKIP got a lot of votes all over the country, but not enough in the electoral districts for them to be relevant
[19:55:16] <Gravis> well i don't really care who comes in to power as long as ALEC gets the boot
[19:55:36] <nick> which i cant see happening under either clinton or trump, which is the most likely outcome
[19:56:02] <AndyTheAbsurd> the problem with splitting the parties in the US is that the US's first-past-the-post system means that minor parties are effectively irrelevant until they become major parties.
[19:56:47] <nick> AndyTheAbsurd: which is what the UKIP thing proves
[19:57:05] <nick> you can have support of 10 million people, but unless you all move where you live to make it count
[19:57:16] <nick> your votes mean nothing as long as the old guard still vote with their reflexes
[19:57:44] <Gravis> considering the level of dissent in both parties, i think it's possible
[19:58:33] <nick> sorry, ukip got 3 million votes
[19:58:44] <nick> came away with 1 seat in the commons
[19:58:56] <nick> liberal democrats got 2.4million
[19:59:04] <nick> came away with 8 seats
[19:59:33] <nick> SNP makes it even better with 1.5m and 56 seats.
[20:00:42] <Gravis> well the majority of votes in some states voted for sanders but get kicked in the face by the super delegates.
[20:00:53] <nick> one thing i do find interesting about how FPTP works, currently there's an MP in the UK, who won his seat with 24.5% of the vote
[20:01:02] <Gravis> so if you have a majority...
[20:01:50] <nick> yeah well, wasn't it the 2000 election that showed that having more votes doesn't actually matter?
[20:02:17] <nick> it's not about how many votes, it's about who's votes they are, and where they're used.
[20:02:37] <Gravis> nick: it would mean you could get seats in congress
[20:02:40] <Gravis> nick: that's a big deal
[20:03:31] <nick> wake me up when it happens, and actually makes a difference
[20:03:52] <Gravis> nick: to make it a difference it will take quite some time
[20:04:01] <nick> as mentioned, the experience with the last 2 uk elections says to me, even if there is a lot of popular support for not so mainstream candidates and parties
[20:04:08] <nick> the system will overcome it
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[20:04:31] <nick> now while the dems,reps and lab/con may hate each other
[20:04:38] <nick> oen thing they can agree on, they dont want anyone else in the race
[20:05:07] <nick> which even at a minor level is proved by the establishments reaction to dissent from within from sanders and trump
[20:06:09] <nick> we have a narrative that's been working for generations, lets not get some uninformed idiots thinking they know better than the nepotism that has sustained the political class for a long long time
[20:07:00] <Gravis> nick: fortunately, they are powerless to stop the majority, so it could really happen.
[20:17:35] * nick opens a beer
[20:21:41] * cmn32480 is incredibly jealous of nick
[20:22:11] <nick> la cerveza del uruguay
[20:22:39] <nick> is not bad
[20:22:40] * cmn32480 is thinking about the whiskey of the irsih
[20:23:40] <nick> thought i should be trying to local brew
[20:23:47] <nick> or one that claims to be a local brew anyway
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[20:47:03] <crutchy> coffee++
[20:47:03] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2306
[20:47:13] <crutchy> ~g'day #soyelntils
[20:47:15] * exec covertly tosses a cold can of chromas scratching his glasscrack to #soyelntils
[20:47:27] <cmn32480> ~gday crutchy
[20:47:29] * exec spontaneously postulates a spoon of splodge towards crutchy
[20:48:57] <crutchy> my work poota is catching up. http://fah-web.stanford.edu
[20:49:02] <NotAnymore> ^ 03Team 10's contributions to Folding@home ( http://fah-web.stanford.edu )
[20:49:08] <crutchy> home poota is still a piece of crap :p
[20:49:16] <chromas> You need a new work poota
[20:49:43] <chromas> "it's just slow for some reason. Time to upgrade!!"
[20:50:03] <crutchy> its much better than my home poota, but tbh i hate alienware
[20:50:23] <crutchy> i would rather they had a custom built locally. would have been cheaper for better specs
[20:50:28] <chromas> Requisition a new box with Xeons and at least 4 vidya cards
[20:50:38] <crutchy> haha
[20:50:49] <crutchy> hmm. wonder how it would run on the hypervisor
[20:51:00] <crutchy> its got dual xeons
[20:51:26] <chromas> If the price don't have at least two commas, it ain't worth your time
[20:52:17] <crutchy> the vms would probably grind to a slow crawl, but at least the SN team might be kicking ass :D
[20:52:36] <cmn32480> crutchy - it runs good
[20:52:44] <cmn32480> I built a headless Ubuntu server for it
[20:52:59] <cmn32480> 7 of my 8 cores
[20:53:15] <crutchy> ah
[20:53:36] <crutchy> might do that :)
[20:53:44] <cmn32480> my R710 running on medium put out abotu 14,500 ppd
[20:54:25] <crutchy> i probably wouldn't get as many ppd as my workstation running full tilt but it would still contribute something i guess
[20:54:37] <cmn32480> somethign is an excellent start
[20:54:40] <cmn32480> :-)
[20:55:16] <crutchy> i'll be out on site for most of today so i'll be able to leave workstation going at 100% for most of it
[20:55:53] <crutchy> anyway, off to workipoos i go
[20:56:00] <crutchy> ciao o/
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[20:58:26] <jasassin> man
[20:58:47] <jasassin> there was this old lady awlawys takes her dog out to shit behind her neigbours trailer
[20:59:19] <cmn32480> ~gday crutchy
[20:59:21] * exec dexterously microagresses a used franger of glowballs at crutchy
[20:59:28] <jasassin> the dog took a shit behind the trailer and i had my window open i was smoking and i yelled WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT THERE
[20:59:34] <jasassin> that old lady almost dropped her dog
[20:59:37] <jasassin> it was priceless
[20:59:40] <jasassin> fucking priceless
[20:59:52] <jasassin> then my brother yells that was uncalled for
[20:59:56] <jasassin> and im just laughing
[20:59:59] <jasassin> laughing my ass off
[21:00:07] <jasassin> im still laughing 15 minutes later
[21:00:16] <jasassin> i just had to share that with you
[21:00:43] <takyon> i'd rate it a 7/10
[21:00:53] <jasassin> you'd have to be there
[21:02:49] <takyon> http://www.theregister.co.uk (UK)
[21:02:50] <NotAnymore> ^ 03Institute of Directors: Make broadband speeds 1000x faster than today's puny 2020 target • The Register
[21:04:29] <jasassin> fluff but ok
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[21:07:27] <takyon> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[21:07:27] <NotAnymore> ^ 03Crowd-funded OpenShot 2.0 delivers graphic Linux package • The Register
[21:07:36] <alexbst> nice
[21:07:40] <jasassin> hey takyon im not sure if i aplogized to your personally i was really wasted that night when i said fuck you i just want you to know i just really hate that women in blah blah becuase anybody can do what they want i didn't mean to take it out on you
[21:07:42] <alexbst> I work just up the hill from IOD :)
[21:07:43] <jasassin> im am sorry
[21:08:11] <mythterj> pingping
[21:08:11] <takyon> you did apologize, I accepted your apology, and I much prefer drunk rants to sober rants
[21:08:29] <jasassin> cool because im drunk now
[21:08:30] <jasassin> hehh
[21:08:42] <takyon> hahah you're inspiring me
[21:08:57] <alexbst> the drunk rants make more sense
[21:09:02] <jasassin> fuck you
[21:09:09] <takyon> we're trying to keep political stuff to a minimum on the story list.
[21:09:32] <takyon> I have submitted a couple but on the whole I'd rather see more science news
[21:09:53] <jasassin> science is so much harder than bitching about political views
[21:10:04] <jasassin> noone knows anything because we aren't mcguyver
[21:10:45] <takyon> given the 2016 U.S. election fever, there are more bullets for us to dodge
[21:10:45] <jasassin> probably noone knows how electrons can bond on the valence shell of a carbon atom
[21:10:51] <jasassin> just stupid shit
[21:11:00] <takyon> it's 4
[21:11:03] <jasassin> i know
[21:11:06] <jasassin> but people dont know
[21:11:15] <jasassin> ask 99 percent of the population they wouldn't know
[21:11:17] <jasassin> thats my point
[21:11:45] <takyon> maybe I'll post 12 science stories in a row just to see how few comments we can generate
[21:11:49] <takyon> a full day of science
[21:11:54] <chromas> SN isn't for the 99
[21:11:55] <jasassin> interesting
[21:12:07] <chromas> oh shit! are we the one percent?
[21:12:12] <jasassin> or as spock would say fascinating
[21:12:31] <takyon> don't worry chromas, the ruling class rejects you and us
[21:12:46] <jasassin> we are niggers
[21:12:49] <jasassin> the dumber we are
[21:12:51] <takyon> well maybe, they probably like the gene therapy that is about to hit the front page
[21:12:55] <jasassin> the more they can get out of us
[21:12:58] <jasassin> the better we are
[21:13:36] <jasassin> im surprised i even learned chemistry or paid half attention to it with all the weed and shit
[21:14:02] <takyon> chemistry is for losers! biology is where it's at!
[21:14:08] <jasassin> hmmmmmmm
[21:14:20] <jasassin> chemistry is a solid party of biology bra
[21:14:31] <takyon> biology directly contains sex, weed, and alcohol
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[21:14:50] <jasassin> and the same for chemistry
[21:15:00] <jasassin> they walk hand in hand
[21:15:11] <takyon> chemistry? it's just applied physics!
[21:15:24] <jasassin> therefore....?
[21:15:31] <takyon> biology = physics
[21:15:42] <jasassin> hmmmm you got it wrong
[21:15:47] <jasassin> reverse that
[21:16:02] <jasassin> no wait
[21:16:05] <jasassin> no
[21:16:14] <jasassin> mind blown
[21:16:18] <jasassin> cannot compute
[21:16:33] <jasassin> i give up you win
[21:17:05] <takyon> http://nextbigfuture.com
[21:17:05] <NotAnymore> ^ 03Next Big Future: $200,000 kickstarter for antimatter propulsion tests
[21:21:25] <takyon> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[21:21:26] <NotAnymore> ^ 03Confirmed: IBM slurps up Bruce Schneier with Resilient purchase • The Register
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[21:22:44] <jasassin> i gotta go play some quake3
[21:22:53] <jasassin> this is too much science for me in one day
[21:22:57] <jasassin> i gotta shoot someone
[21:23:07] <jasassin> mind blown
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[21:25:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> science is for people without booze
[21:33:19] <takyon> ah, brewing
[21:35:25] <SirFinkus> based on the chemistry videos I've watched, chemistry is basically all making booze
[21:35:32] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Peering Back to the Edge of the Universe's Dark Ages - http://sylnt.us - lookin-back-in-time
[21:35:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> SirFinkus, and explosions
[21:36:40] <SirFinkus> yeah, but you make explosions the same way
[21:36:50] <SirFinkus> get some shit
[21:36:53] <SirFinkus> add some shit to it
[21:37:06] <SirFinkus> filter out some shit
[21:37:08] <SirFinkus> distill it
[21:37:12] <cmn32480> BOOM!
[21:38:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya know, while booze n explosions n fishing are all awesome, i don't think i'd care for all three of them at once. if you're not wasting lots and lots of time it's not proper fishing.
[21:39:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> booze of course goes magnificently with fishing.
[21:39:30] <SirFinkus> goes will with explosions too
[21:39:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod
[21:39:35] <SirFinkus> see: independence day
[21:39:49] <SirFinkus> not the shitty movie
[21:41:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm. not quite four yet but i'm starting to get hungry.
[21:42:01] <cmn32480> happens when you get old
[21:42:14] <cmn32480> start lookin' for them early bird specials
[21:42:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> wait, we whooped the brits in two wars... i hereby annex tea time, bitches!
[21:43:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm still not calling cookies biscuits though. that's just stupid.
[21:43:33] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[21:43:34] <NotAnymore> ^ 03FAA Hand-Propping Accident Video - YouTube
[21:43:37] <SirFinkus> needs benny hill music
[21:43:38] <cmn32480> biscuits come from the oven.. and get smothered in honey, butter, or jam
[21:43:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> or gravy
[21:44:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> #youtube yakety sax
[21:44:30] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[21:44:32] <cmn32480> I'll agree to that
[21:44:49] <SirFinkus> especially when the van gets involved
[21:45:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> yer right, do go well together
[21:47:28] * TheMightyBuzzard heads out for a cup o tea and whatever munchies he can find to go with it
[21:47:53] <cmn32480> cucumber sandwhiches no doubt
[21:48:24] <SirFinkus> tea and carbonara for me
[21:57:46] <takyon> https://theintercept.com
[21:57:46] <NotAnymore> ^✓ 03Neoconservatives Declare War on Donald Trump
[21:58:30] <takyon> https://theintercept.com
[21:58:30] <NotAnymore> ^ 03Summoned to Capitol Hill, Apple Comes Armed With Questions for Congress
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[22:20:25] <jasassin> I want veal scallopini. I want a good fettucini Alfredo. A bottle of fettucine, 1981.
[22:21:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, i'm an american. pop tarts.
[22:21:30] <jasassin> i told my prison guard that and he took my food away
[22:22:14] <jasassin> then i was sleeping in whatever you want to call it and the guy walks by and kicks my bunk and says WAKE UP then just keeps walking
[22:22:18] <jasassin> who are these assholes?
[22:22:52] <takyon> figments of your imagination?
[22:23:11] <jasassin> 20 days of figtments
[22:23:45] <takyon> 256 shades of booze
[22:32:13] <takyon> https://photographyisnotacrime.com
[22:32:14] <NotAnymore> ^ 03Federal Secret Service Agent Attacks TIME Photographer During Trump Rally - PINAC News
[22:34:55] <jasassin> how about 1million shades of go fuck yourself?
[22:35:52] <jasassin> .com
[22:35:54] <jasassin> .net
[22:35:55] <jasassin> .org
[22:35:57] <jasassin> .biz
[22:36:00] <jasassin> .jp
[22:36:02] <takyon> drink some everclear, bro
[22:36:02] <jasassin> .ca
[22:36:06] <jasassin> .fu
[22:36:21] <jasassin> take a long walk off a a short peire
[22:36:29] <jasassin> ya douchebag
[22:36:41] <takyon> drink some bleach, jass
[22:36:56] <jasassin> wouldn't be any worse than tounging your moms asshole
[22:37:24] <takyon> maybe so
[22:37:26] <takyon> .op
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[22:38:15] <takyon> the ultimate test: is he sober enough to rejoin the channel
[22:38:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> EF manages most of the time
[22:39:33] <julian_> He probably automated it while sober
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[22:52:17] <takyon> http://www.npr.org
[22:52:17] <NotAnymore> ^ 03Oklahoma Commission Declares Workers' Comp Alternative Unconstitutional : The Two-Way : NPR
[22:54:00] <takyon> http://www.vice.com
[22:54:00] <NotAnymore> ^ 03The Next Steps for Medical Marijuana in Australia | VICE | United States
[22:56:06] <paulej72> hells bells, another power glitch on campus today.
[22:56:12] <takyon> http://www.vice.com
[22:56:12] <NotAnymore> ^ 03How Some Students Are Using Fake Marriages to Get Financial Aid | VICE | United States
[22:57:17] <paulej72> work both ends. have someone pay you to marry them so they can get a green card. and use your new status to get better financial aid
[22:57:40] <mythterj> well if misery loves company, I've had nothing but network issues today.
[22:58:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> then snag their green card and make em work the corner for you.
[22:58:47] * takyon ponders the pimp life
[22:59:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> "Bitches ain't nothin but tricks and hos" --Ghandi
[22:59:26] <paulej72> university web sites are down, which is saying something as the datacenter is on UPS as well as the core swithces.
[22:59:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> dude, nice
[22:59:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> thas some quality breakage
[23:01:15] <paulej72> exhange servers were acting all wonky as well.
[23:01:31] <paulej72> wonder if it was a netsplit
[23:01:42] <takyon> your uptime is rapidly slipping from 99.999%
[23:02:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> quick, take one of your little blue pills
[23:02:21] <paulej72> we have backup datacenter in a differnt building. we may have lost our connectivity between the two temproarily
[23:06:43] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Gene Therapy Human Trial Will Inject Virus Into the Retinas of the Legally Blind - http://sylnt.us - dreams-of-modern-medicine
[23:07:50] <takyon> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[23:07:51] <NotAnymore> ^ 03Tor takes aim against malicious nodes on the network • The Register
[23:20:29] <mythterj> Whoa, Apple Just won a case in NY that may bear directly on San Bernardino.
[23:21:00] <mythterj> Same All Writs act was involved.
[23:21:42] <mythterj> Tne Verge...
[23:21:56] <takyon> submit
[23:23:16] <mythterj> As mentioned above, I've barely got any network running at all here today. Its front page on the verge. Just published.
[23:24:10] <mythterj> If you could take a look that would be great, I have to use my phone for this connection, all else is up and down all day.
[23:25:21] <takyon> k
[23:53:54] <julian_> And it sounds like Apple is going to actually make iCloud less forgiving about lost passwords.
[23:54:21] <julian_> Forget your password and your iCloud backups are gone, Apple won't be able to reset it for you.
[23:55:09] <julian_> That's the way it should always have been, IMO. We should have never let users get used to easy pw resets
[23:57:29] <takyon> coddled