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[00:45:46] <cmn32480|away> f**king comcast.....
[00:45:54] * TheMightyBuzzard chuckles
[00:47:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> http://www.iflscience.com
[00:47:57] <Lumberg> ^ 03First U.S. Penis Transplants To Begin Next Year | IFLScience
[00:49:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'd be tempted to get a black one just to freak chicks out.
[00:58:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> maybe get segments of several grafted together and have different colored stripes. i mean they do say horizontal stripes make things look fatter.
[01:21:13] <chromas> if they notice, they're racists
[01:24:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> and impressed
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[01:45:52] <cmn32480|away> no chuckling buzzard
[01:47:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm bored, make tuesday tv torrents hurry up and come out.
[01:48:00] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: thief!
[01:48:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> copyright violator
[01:48:14] <chromas> there's tuesday tv?
[01:48:58] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: yep. by your logic, you should starve for being a drain on society.
[01:49:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> not quite but i'm well aware of the ethics of it. i just don't care.
[01:50:03] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: i suppose it's a good thing you are just full of shit so that nobody takes you seriously. :)
[01:50:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> i never said i was a particularly good person.
[01:50:37] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: trust me, you don't have to tell people you are a piece of shit, they already know.
[01:50:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> hush now, adults were talking.
[01:51:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, izombie, the flash, and shield
[01:51:26] <Gravis> same ol' condescending two-faced bullshit.
[01:51:47] <chromas> the shield's still around?
[01:51:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> same old narcissistic envy.
[01:51:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, marvel's agents of
[01:52:17] <chromas> ah
[01:52:28] <Gravis> izombie? that girl is an emotional weakling.
[01:52:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'true.
[01:52:54] <chromas> not the historical police documentary then
[01:52:59] <Gravis> "i feel conflicted about killing a killer!" *friend gets killed*
[01:53:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> most girls i've met are though, so accurate enough.
[01:53:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup
[01:53:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, nah. cops don't interest me except by their absence.
[01:54:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> plus she's always totally at the mercy of whatever brain she's on. makes no effort to control her emotions whatsoever.
[01:55:35] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: pff... if that were the case, she would have shot the guy
[01:55:49] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: also, it's bad fiction, so no, not really.
[01:56:16] <Gravis> that show can't get canned fast enough
[01:56:22] * TheMightyBuzzard shrugs
[01:56:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> still better than most of what's on.
[01:57:04] <Gravis> when there is nothing good to watch, watch nothing.
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[01:57:27] <chromas> or watch classic tv
[01:57:44] <Gravis> chromas: that falls under the "nothing good to watch"
[01:57:46] <chromas> Rocko or somethung
[01:58:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> brain's tired of coding. thumbs are tired of vidya. don't have any new good books to read. it's tv or sit around poking myself in the forehead to stay awake till bedtime.
[01:58:36] <chromas> porn
[01:58:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> guess i could go fire up some kim possible
[01:58:52] <chromas> see? classic tv
[01:59:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> has monkey ninjas. what's not to love?
[02:00:58] <cmn32480> buzzard - you read any outlander?
[02:01:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> can't say as i have.
[02:01:52] <cmn32480> basic story line: lady goes back through a Stone circle in Scotland to 200 years prior to when she started.
[02:01:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> mostly into urban fantasy currently but it's fucking HARD to find any that's not some bullshit chick lit with vampires.
[02:02:03] <cmn32480> all about he adventures
[02:02:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahhh
[02:02:24] <cmn32480> well written stuff.
[02:02:33] <cmn32480> starz is making a series out of it
[02:02:51] <cmn32480> book 2 comes out on Starz in April
[02:03:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> thought they already had, oh, right, different tenst of making.
[02:03:23] <cmn32480> first season is out and done
[02:03:38] <cmn32480> it was a pretty good series
[02:04:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> may give it a read. not specially into historical stuff but meh, i'll give it a shot.
[02:04:48] <cmn32480> epub?
[02:06:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> durn't matter. calibre makes any format but pdf my friend.
[02:07:23] <cmn32480> check your SN email
[02:08:18] * TheMightyBuzzard snickers
[02:08:31] <cmn32480> I prefer Baby Ruth
[02:09:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> hersheys symphony is some good, good chocolate
[02:09:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> as far as candy bars you can get at a gas station go anyway
[02:10:07] <cmn32480> certain limitations to that choice of retailer
[02:10:23] <cmn32480> welll... looks liek the github feed is fixed...
[02:10:27] <cmn32480> ~murder
[02:10:36] <cmn32480> nope still broken.. sorry Gravis
[02:10:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup. i'm not paying $5 for a candy bar though, so mass market it is.
[02:11:25] * cmn32480 wonders what else is busted in exec
[02:12:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy's hopes and dreams
[02:12:51] <cmn32480> I can only hope I had a hand in crushing them.
[02:21:20] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: have you seen this site? http://www.airdates.tv
[02:21:42] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: it's very useful
[02:21:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> newp, got a feeling it's gonna make me feel old though.
[02:22:17] <cmn32480> doesn't take much
[02:22:41] <cmn32480> as an example: Hey Buzzard, when I was born, you were in high school!
[02:22:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> i dig followshows.com for keeping me a personal feed of what's airing when.
[02:23:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, prolly.
[02:23:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> #perl6
[02:23:18] <MrPlow> Get off my lawn!
[02:24:26] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: i like the links to searches on torrent sites that airdates.tv provides
[02:24:39] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: try clicking one of the listings and you will see what i mean
[02:24:45] <chromas> Gravis: thief!
[02:24:58] <Gravis> chromas: yep. ;)
[02:25:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, handy
[02:25:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, see thas the thing about me. if i don't like a law i just break it.
[02:26:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.youtube.com
[02:26:14] <Lumberg> ^ 03Beavis Butthead Breaking the law - YouTube
[02:26:19] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: if you change the color of the shows you like, you can use "only show important stuff" to only display your shows
[02:26:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> handy
[02:27:19] <Gravis> it updates by scraping wikipedia for data
[02:28:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahh, so not exactly reliable then if someone wants to be a douche
[02:28:45] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: people are rather militant about the wiki page for their fav tv show
[02:29:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> true, even when wrong.
[02:29:06] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: and it updates like... daily, so that's plenty of time to revert vandalism
[02:30:07] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: the only issues i've seen were a result of bad parsing.
[02:30:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, only beef i can come up with is no personalized rss feed.
[02:31:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm all about the syndication
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[02:32:04] <Ethanol-fueled> 'Sup.
[02:32:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> sup, home skillet
[02:32:18] <Gravis> that's fine. just thought i would share.
[02:32:19] <cmn32480> 'Sdown
[02:33:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> Ethanol-fueled, since you missed it earlier: http://www.iflscience.com
[02:33:15] <Lumberg> ^✓ 03First U.S. Penis Transplants To Begin Next Year | IFLScience
[02:33:34] <Ethanol-fueled> I saw dat.
[02:33:48] <Ethanol-fueled> And good, for the sake of science.
[02:34:00] <Ethanol-fueled> We can rebuild them. We have the technology.
[02:34:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, yer already on the waiting list, ain't ya?
[02:34:27] <Ethanol-fueled> Buzzard, not really waiting for one at all, just looking for an upgrade
[02:34:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahh, not particular if it's biological or technological then?
[02:35:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> six million dollar schlong?
[02:35:23] <Ethanol-fueled> Anything larger than this half-pack of Certs will do.
[02:36:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'why god gived ya fists
[02:36:36] <Ethanol-fueled> More reliable than women, that's for sure.
[02:36:47] <Ethanol-fueled> But who smakes the smakers?
[02:37:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah i meant FOR the women
[02:37:17] <Ethanol-fueled> Heheeeheeheeheehooo!
[02:38:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> right. need nicotine and some kim possible with monkey ninjas.
[02:38:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> and whiskey
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[02:41:02] <Ethanol-fueled> nicotine is awesome.
[02:41:24] <Ethanol-fueled> But booze is my bag, baby.
[02:41:55] * Ethanol-fueled sucks down a handle, goes wandering down the street naked fist-fighting cops
[02:42:40] <Ethanol-fueled> That badge isn't gonna shield you from a black eye, officer, unless you're wearing it as an eye-patch.
[02:42:45] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahahaheeheehooooo!
[02:55:07] <Ethanol-fueled> Holy shit....zerohedge today posted the manual which was posted here at SN days ago.
[02:56:01] <Ethanol-fueled> The one which prompted, among many other things, the obsession with how much Sarah Sharp's butt has grown over a handful of years.
[02:56:54] <chromas> ~define sarah sharp
[02:56:55] <exec> sarah sharp: unable to find definition
[02:57:04] <Ethanol-fueled> !grab chromas
[02:57:04] <Bender> Added quote 624
[02:57:10] <chromas> Big butt; I assume that means she's a feminist
[02:57:35] <Ethanol-fueled> chromas, she was a feminist since her indoctrination at college in Portland, Oregon.
[02:57:47] <Ethanol-fueled> The big butt came later :)
[02:57:56] <chromas> the Laci Green effect
[02:58:23] * chromas wonders who was the first woman to get fat after becoming a feminist
[02:58:29] <chromas> Probably the first feminist
[02:58:36] <Ethanol-fueled> > believing anything your college professors tell you if it ain't related to code compiling.
[02:59:41] <chromas> If he knew what he was talking about, he'd have a real job ;)
[03:00:34] <Ethanol-fueled> Nothing wrong with fat chicks. Most of them just buy into the fact that they also have to be angry and bitchy as a matter of their fatness.
[03:01:12] <chromas> it's just that, if they weren't fat, then they quit not being fat
[03:01:18] <chromas> it's like they got married
[03:02:44] <Ethanol-fueled> Fat chicks typically externalize blame of their own lack of self-control.
[03:03:04] <Ethanol-fueled> Oh that Taylor Swift is such a bitch. *eats lardon burrito*
[03:04:39] <chromas> Anyone want a chimichanga?
[03:04:46] * chromas holds up a garbage bag of chimichangas
[03:04:53] <chromas> /nick Mac
[03:05:08] <Ethanol-fueled> I do. *devours garbage bag of greasy fried shit*
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[03:05:26] <Ethanol-fueled> *runs off the calories*
[03:06:14] <chromas> calories are sexist
[03:07:06] <Ethanol-fueled> chromas, Chipotle can help you lose those annoying burrito calories.
[03:07:35] <chromas> Tell me more about your smoked peppers
[03:07:40] <Ethanol-fueled> at a price of only 10 american dollars per burrito.
[03:08:23] <Ethanol-fueled> There are no smoked peppers in them. They're not even authentic burritos. But they're healthier, and have organic free-range meat.
[03:08:24] <chromas> I guess if I had authentic burritos I'd be getting turbo diarrhea
[03:08:54] * chromas pops out the turbo button
[03:09:42] <chromas> So where does a person get authentic Mexican anyhow?
[03:10:24] <chromas> The local restaurants are "family restaurants" so the food's kinda bland. I ate from one of those trucks once; also bland, though the gristle added an authentic touch
[03:10:37] <Ethanol-fueled> chromas, tacos perritos in the streets of Tijuana.
[03:11:04] <Ethanol-fueled> chromas, what foods have you tasted which weren't "bland?"
[03:11:12] <Gravis> "<chromas> calories are sexist" <-- this is literally impossible
[03:11:27] <chromas> Are you telling me the large hispanic population around here are too white to make authentic food? :D
[03:11:54] <chromas> well it's not spicy or anything and could use more seasoning and salt and stuff
[03:12:22] <chromas> Gravis: oh yeah? then why do calories deposit themselves in different locations on women than they do on men?
[03:13:19] <chromas> Calories are a tool of the Patriarchy
[03:13:46] <Ethanol-fueled> Only if you let them be.
[03:15:16] <chromas> That's victim blaming
[03:16:25] <Ethanol-fueled> Man, I'm glad I live in a city which places an importance on health.
[03:17:37] <Ethanol-fueled> People aren't used as useful idiots against each others' health decisions, because there is not only the health of the military but the health of everybody else who visibly run or bike miles per day.
[03:18:39] <Ethanol-fueled> I'm a drinken inebriate slimedevil forced to hunch over this cursed workstation for school bullshit and I can still find the time and energy to paddle surf and run 4 miles at a time.
[03:19:14] <chromas> Still doing school? Java?
[03:19:50] <Ethanol-fueled> Still doing crap, yes.
[03:21:39] <Ethanol-fueled> It won't end until Summer of next year.
[03:22:34] * chromas makes note; reminder to watch for new staff members around that time
[03:26:32] <Ethanol-fueled> Better release the chaff and flares so I can sneak in.
[03:29:02] * cmn32480 release the smoke screen
[03:29:22] <SpallsHurgenson> who's been feeding cmn32480 beans again?
[03:29:33] <cmn32480> blame the wife
[03:30:02] <cmn32480> kielbasa for dinner
[03:31:05] * SpallsHurgenson wisely decides NOT to blame another man's wife
[03:31:37] <SpallsHurgenson> (at least, not right in front of him :) :)
[03:37:38] * SpallsHurgenson figured out why his Roku and tablet weren't talking; some idiot had enabled AP isolation on the router. The fool!
[03:41:19] <Ethanol-fueled> chromas, in Mexico.
[03:41:25] <Ethanol-fueled> chromas, in mexico.
[03:41:56] <Ethanol-fueled> kielbasa++
[03:41:56] <Bender> karma - kielbasa: 1
[03:43:59] <Ethanol-fueled> !karma netflix
[03:43:59] <Bender> karma of netflix is 1
[03:44:07] <Ethanol-fueled> netflix--
[03:44:07] <Bender> karma - netflix: 0
[03:44:10] <Ethanol-fueled> netflix--
[03:44:11] <Bender> karma - netflix: -1
[03:44:20] <chromas> did they delete more content?
[03:44:23] <Ethanol-fueled> (for offocially depending on Silverlight)
[03:44:32] <chromas> use google chrome
[03:44:42] <chromas> works on linux even; no wine
[03:44:50] <Ethanol-fueled> chrome--
[03:44:50] <Bender> karma - chrome: -3
[03:44:54] <Ethanol-fueled> chromium--
[03:44:54] <Bender> karma - chromium: 0
[03:45:08] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Airbnb Raises $1.5 Billion, Valued at Over $25 Billion - http://sylnt.us - come-rent-me
[03:45:12] <Ethanol-fueled> somebody plus-plussed chromium without actually using it.
[03:45:37] <chromas> Bender: whoup chromium
[03:45:37] <Bender> uppers of chromium are: arti: 1
[03:45:44] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahhahahahah
[03:45:47] <Ethanol-fueled> of course.
[03:45:49] * chromas is taken far, far agasp
[03:46:09] <Ethanol-fueled> whoup nintendo
[03:46:22] <chromas> !
[03:46:33] <Ethanol-fueled> !whoup nintendo
[03:46:33] <Bender> nobody upped nintendo yet
[03:47:05] <Ethanol-fueled> > install chromium
[03:47:16] <Ethanol-fueled> > exhaustively tweek settings to not remember shit
[03:47:22] <Ethanol-fueled> > chromium remembers all shit
[03:47:39] <chromas> well sure; it forgot your settings
[03:48:16] <chromas> If you want a chromium with a big o logo there's always opera
[03:48:45] <Ethanol-fueled> Meh. Running netflix for "netflix and chill" is worth installing Chrome.
[03:49:23] <Ethanol-fueled> It happens so few times it's feasible to install and remove Chrome errytime I do.
[03:49:36] <chromas> You don't have to use it for anything else
[03:49:46] <chromas> tell it to feck off when it wants to be default
[03:54:18] <SirFinkus> hey Ethanol-fueled
[03:54:23] <SirFinkus> wanna see some GTA shit?
[03:55:08] <Ethanol-fueled> What kind?
[03:55:13] <Ethanol-fueled> Elaborate.
[03:55:21] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[03:55:21] <FatMac> ^* 03Officer involved shooting 12/06/15 - YouTube
[03:55:26] <SirFinkus> this guy has 5 stars
[03:55:47] <SirFinkus> I've seen a lot of car chases, but this one is t best real one
[03:57:29] <Ethanol-fueled> Fucking awesome
[03:57:40] <SirFinkus> WASTED
[03:57:53] <Ethanol-fueled> on so many levels. THe first is that the department was transparent enough to release it.
[03:58:07] <Ethanol-fueled> The second is that their logo has the face of a Native American.
[03:58:12] <Ethanol-fueled> (classy as fuck)
[03:58:36] <SirFinkus> yeah, SPD got in trouble with the justice department a few years back, so they've been getting better about this sort of thing
[03:59:04] <chromas> needs a corner map
[03:59:19] <SirFinkus> yeah, someone really needs to add gta graphics to it
[03:59:20] <Ethanol-fueled> I've always loved Washington's attitude about these kinds of things.
[04:00:18] <Ethanol-fueled> California is every bad stereotype you hear about it. Washington has no bad stereotypes, or any stereotypes at all.
[04:00:35] <SirFinkus> they hired some hippy guy to write software to blur out faces in dashcams so they can release all their dashcam videos
[04:03:52] <Ethanol-fueled> Heheheeeee
[04:04:06] <Ethanol-fueled> Didn't they hire some pothead to be their Weed guru?
[04:04:23] <SirFinkus> idk about that
[04:04:58] <Ethanol-fueled> https://en.wikipedia.org
[04:04:59] <FatMac> ^ 03Wiki: Rayleigh scattering
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[04:15:47] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahahahh.
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[04:28:47] <cmn32480> off to bed wi ma
[04:29:01] <cmn32480> ~gnight all
[04:29:03] * exec spontaneously flings a wine flute of bewb at all
[04:29:15] <SpallsHurgenson> wait... he's going to bed with his mother?
[04:29:33] <cmn32480> nope
[04:29:42] <cmn32480> my wife
[04:29:57] <cmn32480> adn my typing is suffering.
[04:30:01] <SpallsHurgenson> you married your mom?!?!?!
[04:30:04] <cmn32480> that shoudl have been w/ me
[04:30:23] <cmn32480> ~gnight SpallsHurgenson
[04:30:23] <SpallsHurgenson> man, some freaky stuff's goin' down in Baltimore
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[04:38:32] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahahahahhaha
[04:40:22] <Ethanol-fueled> I'm going to fall asleep now.
[04:40:32] <Ethanol-fueled> BahahahahahhhHAAHAAheeheehoooooooooooooooo!
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[04:54:46] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[04:54:48] <FatMac> ^ 03Dr Dre 04 The Chronic The Day The Niggaz Took Over - YouTube
[04:57:16] <Ethanol-fueled> We ganked it from the Slauson Swap Meat.
[05:04:30] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[05:04:31] <FatMac> ^ 03A.M.W. - "Gettin' High" - YouTube
[05:04:42] <Ethanol-fueled> Dis' da' ril' Nigga sheeit.
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[05:06:59] <Ethanol-fueled> You fucker Sods can't smoke weed like my N.I.G.G.A.Z. can.
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[05:12:07] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahahahah.
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[05:12:30] * Ethanol-fueled sings, "Guaranteed to get high, smokin' my weed"
[05:13:14] <Ethanol-fueled> Some good music,.
[05:14:23] <Ethanol-fueled> Rollin' fat sacks for Whyte Bois
[05:14:50] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[05:14:50] <FatMac> ^* 03A.M.W. - "Gettin' High" - YouTube
[05:16:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google Chairman Eric Schmidt Asks for "Spell-Checker" for Hate and Harassment - http://sylnt.us - what-first-amendment?
[05:16:41] <SirFinkus> GOD DAMN FUCKING PRINTERS
[05:16:44] <SirFinkus> EVERY GOD DAMN TIME
[05:17:02] <SirFinkus> I print something like ONCE a month
[05:17:14] <SirFinkus> and I have to fiddle with the fucking thing to get it to work every god damn time
[05:17:22] <Ethanol-fueled> Fink, you just aint' gettin' high, smokin' dey Weed.
[05:17:32] <Ethanol-fueled> lighten up, fella. Relax.
[05:18:13] * SirFinkus is listening to Black Sabbath — Sweet Leaf, from the album Master Of Reality
[05:18:16] <SirFinkus> more my speed
[05:18:21] <Ethanol-fueled> Smoke and Choke, eat some soul-food. Chicken-Fried steak.
[05:18:26] <Ethanol-fueled> Mmm-mm good.
[05:18:44] <SirFinkus> my friend didn't know what this song was, I almost disowned him
[05:18:50] <Ethanol-fueled> Smoked a couple blunts fils' like ya smoke a KEE-LO-GRAM.
[05:19:31] <Ethanol-fueled> Sweet Leaf is an awesome song.
[05:20:29] <SirFinkus> pretty much all early sabbath songs are awesome
[05:20:49] <SirFinkus> then a few clunker albums until heaven and hell
[05:22:19] <chromas> bet they still got cash4clunkers
[05:22:44] <Ethanol-fueled> Man, it makes me angry that I can smoke the Sweet Leaf.
[05:23:02] <SirFinkus> "printer is in error state" WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN!?
[05:23:06] <Ethanol-fueled> I've been sober for over a month. It SUCKS!!!
[05:23:22] <chromas> Is that the printer in your scanner?
[05:23:30] <Ethanol-fueled> Fink, they tell you. just right-click in Windows.
[05:24:04] <SirFinkus> nope, that's all the info it gave me
[05:24:16] <SirFinkus> pc load letter is at least more informative
[05:24:26] <SirFinkus> even if cryptic
[05:25:00] <chromas> Try holding the form feed button a few seconds (if it has one)
[05:25:10] <SirFinkus> I already tossed the POS
[05:25:37] <Ethanol-fueled> Fink, it wants you.
[05:25:38] <SirFinkus> literally, connected the old one and got some shitty out of ink gray prints
[05:25:41] <chromas> well dig through the pieces and try to find that button
[05:26:05] <SirFinkus> I will say that they do shatter very satisfyingly
[05:26:05] <chromas> printers--
[05:26:05] <Bender> karma - printers: -4
[05:26:22] <Ethanol-fueled> Chromas is correct, if you want to find something to print,
[05:26:31] <Ethanol-fueled> You must find it like this:
[05:27:04] <Ethanol-fueled> Fuck it.
[05:27:09] <SirFinkus> lol
[05:27:16] <SirFinkus> that's pretty zen
[05:27:30] <Ethanol-fueled> I saved your ass from asshole distruction.
[05:28:00] FatMac is now known as RMS
[05:28:07] <RMS> printers--
[05:28:07] <Bender> karma - printers: -5
[05:28:10] <SirFinkus> good, my asshole is already a soft target
[05:28:12] * RMS picks foot
[05:28:28] <Ethanol-fueled> Fink, it is likely like the gret red spot of Jupiter.
[05:29:06] <SirFinkus> I ate an entire thing of velveeta mac and cheese last night
[05:29:14] <SirFinkus> with added chili powder
[05:29:15] <Ethanol-fueled> Let's circle-jerk to some fag shit.
[05:29:24] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[05:29:25] <RMS> ^ 03Blood Roses - Tori Amos (Instrumental Harpsichord Cover) - YouTube
[05:29:37] <SirFinkus> soggy biscuit?
[05:29:45] <Ethanol-fueled> Decent jam.
[05:30:47] <SirFinkus> know any music theory?
[05:30:53] <Ethanol-fueled> Some.
[05:31:37] <Ethanol-fueled> That key is like B-flat or some ugly shit, but can be easily transposed into something more easily playable.
[05:31:52] <SirFinkus> can you make heads or tails of this? https://www.eskimo.com I half get it
[05:32:14] <SirFinkus> his tonal system https://www.eskimo.com
[05:32:40] <Ethanol-fueled> Pffft, that's some Michael David Crawford-tier theory shit.
[05:32:52] <SirFinkus> yeah, he was a bit nuts
[05:33:00] <Ethanol-fueled> Useless.
[05:33:03] <SirFinkus> the music is pretty interesting though
[05:33:47] <Ethanol-fueled> Horseshit.
[05:34:33] <SirFinkus> I'd post some, but the licensing isn't in a good state yet
[05:35:08] <Ethanol-fueled> You might as well have licensed Tuan Nguyen. AKA CIA = DEMON.
[05:35:14] <SirFinkus> lol
[05:35:34] <Ethanol-fueled> http://sdcitybeat.com
[05:35:36] <RMS> ^ 03Tuan Nguyen San Diego
[05:35:50] <Ethanol-fueled> Not an idiiot. Created a system for music notation.
[05:36:23] <Ethanol-fueled> The side of the van usually facing the street is covered by a once-yellow road sign, now painted blue. In eight-inch block letters, he's written, “CIA A BAD LIAR.”
[05:36:32] <SirFinkus> holy fucking shit this website
[05:36:35] <SirFinkus> article loaded
[05:36:49] <SirFinkus> then it loaded another piece of javascript or something, and it disappeared
[05:37:04] <SirFinkus> then, after 3 seconds, it reappeared, completely reflowed making me lose my space
[05:37:16] <Ethanol-fueled> Good article. Tuan is a fixture of San Diego.
[05:37:24] <SirFinkus> I read on, then I got a "sign up for are email spamlist" popup
[05:37:28] <Ethanol-fueled> Every native knows who he is.
[05:37:33] <SirFinkus> blocking the entire thing
[05:37:44] <SirFinkus> we have similar characters that live around here
[05:37:59] <Ethanol-fueled> Two degrees in Physics and Computer Science. Created a system for piano music notation.
[05:38:01] <SirFinkus> I'll take a picture of this guy's house next time I drive by
[05:38:10] <SirFinkus> covered in signs in chinese and english
[05:38:24] <SirFinkus> with absurd political stances
[05:38:29] <Ethanol-fueled> Fink, he's a Gook, not a Chink.
[05:39:08] <SirFinkus> I think this guy is native american
[05:39:20] <Ethanol-fueled> He behaves like one.
[05:39:28] <Ethanol-fueled> He was fucked by the system, like one.
[05:39:34] <SirFinkus> I talked with him a few times, he claimed that the water company was putting estrogen in the water supply to pacify the populace
[05:40:03] <Ethanol-fueled> shut up Fink, you're as full of shit now as a German Prostitute's mouth is.
[05:40:23] <SirFinkus> I'll take a picture next time, probably on street view too
[05:40:30] <crutchy> aye focker!
[05:40:30] <Ethanol-fueled> Do it, FInk.
[05:40:36] <Ethanol-fueled> Let me join you.
[05:40:48] <Ethanol-fueled> Aye, Crutch-dawg.
[05:40:59] <Ethanol-fueled> Let the shitposts flow through you!
[05:42:52] <SirFinkus> https://goo.gl
[05:42:53] <RMS> ^ 03302 Moved ( https://www.google.com!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sMXWR_XLM4QgbrS9-GWG26w!2e0!7i13312!8i6656?shorturl=1 )
[05:42:55] <SirFinkus> give that a try
[05:42:58] <crutchy> gotta go watch my kiddywinks at their school concert soon
[05:43:13] <crutchy> that time of year
[05:43:47] <Ethanol-fueled> Fink, that looks like CIA = DEMON
[05:44:01] <SirFinkus> he owns several houses in that neighborhood, all similarly decorated
[05:44:08] <Ethanol-fueled> crutch-dawg, tell them to SOD OFF.
[05:44:20] <SirFinkus> school concerts suck
[05:44:22] <Ethanol-fueled> HAHAHAH.Hahahah. Hahaah. HAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[05:45:43] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[05:45:43] <RMS> ^ 03Chrono Trigger Remix: "When All Hope Has Faded" (OCRemix) - YouTube
[05:46:00] <SirFinkus> it seems like every city has exactly one of those
[05:46:22] <Ethanol-fueled> Finnkus, I haven't seen one of those since Topanga Canyon in L.A.
[05:49:42] <SirFinkus> I bet he seemed reasonable when he moved in
[05:49:49] <SirFinkus> probably was a little strange
[05:49:56] <SirFinkus> too friendly with the neighbors
[05:50:01] <SirFinkus> you know the type
[05:50:05] <SirFinkus> then the first sign went up
[05:50:24] <SirFinkus> then he tiled his driveway with crushed drywall and floor tiles
[05:52:23] <crutchy> from the wtc?
[05:52:52] <Ethanol-fueled> https://soylentnews.org
[05:52:53] <RMS> ^ 03SN comment by [02Ethanol-fueled (2792)] (02Score:1)
[05:53:01] <Ethanol-fueled> HAhahahahah
[05:53:01] <SirFinkus> I doubt it, but his signs are probably painted with THERMITE PAINT
[05:53:37] <Ethanol-fueled> CIA = DEMON.
[05:54:03] <SirFinkus> that reminds me, has Terry Davis shown up yet?
[05:54:13] <Ethanol-fueled> Actually, the double-equals was the triple-equals, which mathematically translates as "is defined as".
[05:54:27] <SirFinkus> on SN
[05:55:12] * chromas hasn't noticed him
[05:55:13] <Ethanol-fueled> Fink, is that non-violent extremism? If so, it depends on whether or not a building will blow.
[05:55:20] <Ethanol-fueled> Bahahahheeeeheeehoooooo!
[05:55:30] <SirFinkus> it's retaliation
[05:55:57] <SirFinkus> they stole his typewriter, he's really been backed into a corner
[05:59:17] <Ethanol-fueled> Holy shit.
[05:59:30] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[05:59:30] <RMS> ^✓ 03Strider NES Intro - YouTube
[06:03:19] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[06:03:20] <RMS> ^ 03Strider NES Video Walkthrough Part 1 - YouTube
[06:03:58] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
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[06:05:19] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahahaha.....MAC.
[06:05:40] <Ethanol-fueled> Come on, boy. get on my LEVEL.
[06:05:59] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
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[06:08:28] <Ethanol-fueled> Strider was a fucking awesome NES game.
[06:10:26] <Ethanol-fueled> ERRRG a "lets play" asshole
[06:10:49] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[06:10:49] <RMS> ^ 03Thor Plays Strider (NES): Part 7 - YouTube
[06:11:04] <Ethanol-fueled> Hate those fucking assholes.
[06:11:08] <Ethanol-fueled> SHUT.....UP!
[06:11:28] <SirFinkus> only one I can stand is bro team pill
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[06:13:00] <Ethanol-fueled> Grrrrrr......
[06:13:04] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[06:13:04] <RMS> ^ 03Life Is Dranks - YouTube
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[08:07:40] <crutchy> who is terry davis?
[08:09:23] <crutchy> ~say <#> tama, you've got Terry Davis' eyes
[08:11:49] <chromas> The Temple OS guy
[08:17:49] <crutchy> ~g temple os
[08:17:50] <exec> [google] https://en.wikipedia.org
[08:18:15] <crutchy> damn. i don't remember ever trolling a guy by that name
[08:18:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - "Nanobombs" Used to Burst Cancer Cells When Exposed to Near-Infrared Light - http://sylnt.us - little-tiny-boom
[08:19:01] <crutchy> "a biblical themed lightweight operating system" oh lol damn i wish i had come across terry davis :p
[08:25:42] <crutchy> "Davis is a former atheist who believes that he can "talk with God" and that God told him the operating system he built was God's official temple." oh man that's gold
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[08:50:23] <crutchy> http://slashdot.org
[08:50:24] <RMS> ^ 03TempleOS - Slashdot User ( http://slashdot.org )
[08:50:48] <crutchy> this guy trolls pretty well. it might have challenged me
[09:49:46] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Neurological Evidence Found for Chomsky's Theory of Internal Grammar - http://sylnt.us - me-talk-english-good
[11:01:31] <SirFinkus> once he starts showing up here, we've arrived
[11:20:57] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Unsafe Levels of Uranium Found in Water Used for Farming, Drinking - http://sylnt.us - glowing-review
[11:23:23] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[11:23:25] <RMS> ^ 03Shawn Wasabi - Marble Soda - YouTube
[11:24:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:24:43] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1961
[11:47:26] <crutchy> apparently there is a game called CS:GO
[11:47:34] * crutchy is so behind the times
[11:47:52] <crutchy> i still don't know what GO stands for
[11:48:07] * crutchy has played an old version of CS once years ago
[11:50:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> shurg. i'm not a FPS kinda guy really
[11:50:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> last one i played was prolly halo 2
[12:07:35] <crutchy> "Also just saying i can already tell you know very little about the game ( i am guessing 600-800 hours? maybe?). Meaning you actually don't know shit"
[12:07:40] <crutchy> lmao
[12:07:55] <crutchy> who plays a game for more than 800 hours?
[12:08:04] <crutchy> someone with no life obviously
[12:09:13] <crutchy> and i thought i was antisocial
[12:10:49] <crutchy> ~exec-del ~filth
[12:15:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> beats me, i got like 30 hours in on FF 13 but expect to finish it in under a hundred
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[12:26:16] <AndyTheAbsurd> crutchy: I thought playing a game for 800 hours was for people that played Dwarf Fortress.
[12:31:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> i've probably played that many hours on MMOs and maybe starcraft but not much else.
[12:31:31] <SirFinkus> I might have done that with morrowind
[12:32:48] <SirFinkus> I've got 200 hours in rocksmith, but I don't think that really counts
[12:34:16] * TheMightyBuzzard smacks around the redis.conf file a bit
[12:44:19] <cmn32480|away> coffee++
[12:44:19] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1962
[12:45:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[12:45:14] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1963
[12:45:19] <cmn32480|away> AMEN!
[12:45:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> okey, breaking dev
[12:45:57] <cmn32480|away> WOO HOO!!!
[12:46:25] * cmn32480|away wonders if he can change TheMightyBuzzard's name to Bytram....
[12:46:29] cmn32480|away is now known as cmn32480
[12:47:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, Bytram breaks things after they're working. i make them work in the first place.
[12:47:18] <cmn32480> ahhhhhhh
[12:47:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, right, i need to set some db vars
[12:52:07] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - "Hacker Buba" Leaks Customer Records of a United Arab Emirates Bank - http://sylnt.us - even-the-rich-aren't-safe
[12:55:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> woot, found bug!
[12:59:15] <crutchy> speaking of bugs, there seems to be one in exec's filth.php script
[12:59:35] <cmn32480> I know.
[12:59:35] <crutchy> its purpose is taunting ciri in #
[12:59:48] <cmn32480> funny part is that I haven't touched anyhtign in that script
[13:00:17] <crutchy> might be something on my pyewta thats not on yours
[13:00:36] <crutchy> not sure. prolly could just disable it
[13:00:56] <crutchy> though not really hurting anything
[13:03:39] <crutchy> ~exec-del ~filth should disable it temporarily. sticking a # at the beginning of the exec: line and then a ~rehash will disable it permanently
[13:04:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> two modules coded in the blind and zero typos. gotta love it.
[13:05:30] <cmn32480> I'm trying to figure out what it does crutchy
[13:05:38] <crutchy> from a quick squiz at my dodgy code, the error prolly results from there being no records returned from that sql query
[13:06:35] <cmn32480> that coudl be it
[13:09:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> fun, found some bad logic
[13:09:58] <crutchy> dont touch it. that bad logic prolly holds the entire platform up :p
[13:10:13] * cmn32480 waits for dev to crash and burn
[13:11:38] * crutchy senses one of those "nfi how or why this works, but shit breaks if i try to change it" code comments to follow
[13:12:06] * cmn32480 looks around and sees a bunch in exec's code....
[13:12:12] <crutchy> hehe
[13:12:16] <cmn32480> ZING!
[13:12:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> have a sub that returns whatever you pass it. it makes no sense.
[13:12:40] <crutchy> tmb, its what gives slashcode sentience
[13:12:51] <cmn32480> don't forget to flush after you pass it. that'll make it go away
[13:13:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya but i'm the one that wrote it
[13:13:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> think i was on drugs or something
[13:13:33] <crutchy> ah, well at least it makes sense why you can't make sense of it
[13:13:57] * cmn32480 goes back and rereads crutchys idea about nfi how it works....
[13:14:05] * crutchy gets code tunnelvision regliarly
[13:14:46] <crutchy> its more embarrassing when someone else picks it up and you can't remember how it works to explain it :p
[13:15:49] <crutchy> those sorts of codez need a "now i know this looks fucked up, but the reason i did this is..." sorta comment
[13:16:34] <crutchy> 'cept it never looks fucked up when you first write it :/
[13:16:58] <cmn32480> ~exec-del ~filth
[13:16:59] <exec> alias "~filth" deleted from memory (not from file though)
[13:17:29] <cmn32480> i expect I'll have to do that on each restart...
[13:17:46] <crutchy> yeah. need to comment the exec: line to kill it permanent
[13:17:52] <crutchy> (in filth.php)
[13:18:00] <cmn32480> gotcha
[13:20:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> oooooh, i know why...
[13:20:20] <crutchy> i was thinking about making it comment the exec: line in the ~exec-del command, but it would be language-specific
[13:21:08] <crutchy> though i guess # covers a few languages
[13:21:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> forgot to install a module from cpan
[13:22:30] <crutchy> third_party--
[13:22:30] <Bender> karma - third_party: -1
[13:23:40] <crutchy> these damn lazy programmers nowadays... refusing to write their own operating system to run their programs. what has the world come to?
[13:24:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> i know, right?
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[13:25:48] * Linus_Stallman picks his nose and feeds it to his toe
[13:25:54] Linus_Stallman is now known as crutchy
[13:26:03] * AndyTheAbsurd considers ~submitting http://techcrunch.com
[13:26:03] <RMS> ^ 03Four Billion Swipes Later, Bumble Comes To Android | TechCrunch
[13:37:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> go fer it, AndyTheAbsurd
[14:01:49] * TheMightyBuzzard scratches his head
[14:02:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> well i dunno wtf happened there but it certainly happened
[14:04:08] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~submit http://techcrunch.com
[14:04:35] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[14:16:33] * TheMightyBuzzard ponders
[14:25:01] <SirFinkus> thunderstorm in fucking december?
[14:25:03] <SirFinkus> that's a new one
[14:25:59] <AndyTheAbsurd> welcome to the world, as affected by climate change.
[14:26:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> not new for anywhere below the mason dixon line
[14:26:28] <cmn32480> ~wetaher
[14:26:32] <cmn32480> ~weather
[14:26:33] <SirFinkus> ~weather
[14:26:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather
[14:26:35] <MrPlow> Today: Partly cloudy. High 64F. Winds WSW at 5 to 10 mph. Tomorrow: Intervals of clouds and sunshine. High 69F. Winds SSW at 10 to 15 mph.
[14:26:39] <SirFinkus> #weather
[14:26:39] <MrPlow> Today: A steady rain this morning. Showers continuing this afternoon. High 49F. Winds SW at 10 to 20 mph. Chance of rain 80%. Tomorrow: Cloudy. Some light rain is likely. High 47F. Winds S at 10 to 15 mph. Chance of rain 70%.
[14:26:40] <exec> 10Baltimore, MD, USA - currently 43°F / 6°C, cloudy, wind SW at 0 mph, humidity 85% - mostly cloudy (45°F:55°F / 7°C:13°C), partly cloudy (44°F:60°F / 7°C:16°C), partly cloudy (47°F:61°F / 8°C:16°C), partly cloudy (49°F:64°F / 9°C:18°C)
[14:26:44] <exec> 10Olympia, WA, USA - currently 50°F / 10°C, cloudy, wind SW at 13 mph, humidity 84% - showers (40°F:51°F / 4°C:11°C), rain (41°F:48°F / 5°C:9°C), rain (40°F:47°F / 4°C:8°C), rain (42°F:45°F / 6°C:7°C)
[14:26:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> yer slow, exec
[14:27:14] <SirFinkus> we almost never get thunderstorms
[14:27:31] <SirFinkus> I can really only remember 2 proper ones in all the time I've lived here
[14:30:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> funky
[14:30:56] <SirFinkus> http://www.lightningmaps.org
[14:30:57] <RMS> ^ 03Real-Time Lightning Map :: LightningMaps.org
[14:31:01] <SirFinkus> I'm not lying, see?
[14:31:47] <SirFinkus> http://www.lightningmaps.org
[14:31:47] <RMS> ^ 03America :: Live lightning maps :: United States :: USA :: LightningMaps.org
[14:31:51] <SirFinkus> dog is not pleased
[14:35:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, that's why. something's trying to store a fscking hash in the goddamned cache.
[14:38:04] <cmn32480> ~weather miami
[14:38:07] <exec> 10Miami, FL, USA - currently 75°F / 24°C, mostly sunny, wind N at 6 mph, humidity 87% - mostly cloudy (68°F:79°F / 20°C:26°C), mostly cloudy (68°F:79°F / 20°C:26°C), mostly sunny (71°F:79°F / 22°C:26°C), mostly sunny (73°F:80°F / 23°C:27°C)
[14:46:50] <cmn32480> ~rehash
[14:46:58] <exec> successfully reloaded exec file (159 aliases)
[14:47:10] <cmn32480> ~weather
[14:47:13] <exec> 10Baltimore, MD, USA - currently 44°F / 7°C, cloudy, wind SW at 0 mph, humidity 84% - Wednesday mostly cloudy (45°F:55°F / 7°C:13°C), Thursday partly cloudy (44°F:60°F / 7°C:16°C), Friday partly cloudy (47°F:61°F / 8°C:16°C), Saturday partly cloudy (49°F:64°F / 9°C:18°C)
[14:47:30] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~weather
[14:47:31] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[14:47:41] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~weather 33701
[14:47:42] <exec> 10St Petersburg, FL 33701, USA - currently 65°F / 18°C, partly cloudy, wind E at 9 mph, humidity 87% - Wednesday partly cloudy (62°F:73°F / 17°C:23°C), Thursday sunny (60°F:74°F / 16°C:23°C), Friday sunny (63°F:76°F / 17°C:24°C), Saturday partly cloudy (67°F:78°F / 19°C:26°C)
[14:47:52] <cmn32480> now the days show again.
[14:47:58] <cmn32480> Google must have changed their format
[14:48:14] <cmn32480> from Sun -> Sun.
[14:52:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> this is sick n wrong
[14:53:19] <cmn32480> you wrote it!
[14:53:32] <cmn32480> ~weather miami
[14:53:34] <exec> 10Miami, FL, USA - currently 76°F / 24°C, partly cloudy, wind N at 5 mph, humidity 82% - Wednesday mostly cloudy (68°F:79°F / 20°C:26°C), Thursday mostly cloudy (68°F:79°F / 20°C:26°C), Friday mostly sunny (71°F:79°F / 22°C:26°C), Saturday mostly sunny (73°F:80°F / 23°C:27°C)
[14:53:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, this bit someone else did
[14:53:41] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - DailyMotion Hit by Malvertising Attack Using the Angler Exploit Kit - http://sylnt.us - hook-line-and-sinker
[14:53:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> someone thought it'd be a good idea to store a goddamned reference in a cache so you could pull it back out later and access that same object.
[14:54:05] <AndyTheAbsurd> If you're going to get weather for someplace warm, do it right.
[14:54:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> they essentially tried to store a pointer in cache
[14:54:12] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~weather Nassau, Bahamas
[14:54:14] <exec> 10Nassau, The Bahamas - currently 75°F / 24°C, mostly cloudy, wind E at 6 mph, humidity 89% - Wednesday cloudy (73°F:77°F / 23°C:25°C), Thursday mostly cloudy (73°F:79°F / 23°C:26°C), Friday scattered thunderstorms (74°F:78°F / 23°C:26°C), Saturday sunny (75°F:80°F / 24°C:27°C)
[14:54:32] <chromas> but it's cooler
[14:54:37] <cmn32480> but I'm not going to Nassau
[14:54:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> you don't store fucking memory locations in cache, you store goddamned data
[14:54:41] <cmn32480> I'm headed to Miami
[14:54:47] <AndyTheAbsurd> yeah I was actually expecting Nassau to be warmer.
[14:55:03] <AndyTheAbsurd> Where from? Should I wave at your plane as it flies by?
[14:55:12] <cmn32480> I'll wave back
[14:55:30] <cmn32480> ~weather
[14:55:31] <exec> 10Baltimore, MD, USA - currently 44°F / 7°C, cloudy, wind SW at 0 mph, humidity 84% - Wednesday mostly cloudy (45°F:54°F / 7°C:12°C), Thursday partly cloudy (44°F:60°F / 7°C:16°C), Friday partly cloudy (47°F:59°F / 8°C:15°C), Saturday partly cloudy (49°F:64°F / 9°C:18°C)
[14:55:40] <chromas> TheMightyBuzzard: you're just jealous you didn't think of it
[14:55:40] <cmn32480> it'll be an improvement!
[14:55:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> !!
[14:56:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> cache doesn't get flushed on server restart. the memory location would be invalid and there's no error checking for that.
[14:57:51] <chromas> put a flag value in the cache that indicates it's restarting so it knows to delete the pointer. duh
[14:58:20] <cmn32480> shoudln't the cache get flushed on restart?
[14:58:40] <chromas> actually, put a new pointer in. no reason to delete the old pointer, it might become valid again in the future
[14:58:45] <cmn32480> I mena.. every time my wife restarts shopping, my cache gets flushed
[14:59:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, it will eventually but it has never before, no.
[14:59:19] <cmn32480> interesting
[14:59:32] <chromas> cmn32480: just put a pointer to your wife in your cache
[15:00:06] <cmn32480> i think that was built into her... she always seems to be able to point to right where it was before it got flushed
[15:01:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> going to make it gtfo is what i'm going to do for now
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[15:13:30] <Gravis> you know... serializing data of an unknown type is super easy in C++ thanks to template specialization
[15:18:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's plenty easy in perl as well, they just didn't do it.
[15:19:26] <Gravis> yeah... perl is irrelevant.
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[15:20:41] <chromas> aside from relevant to the topic, which was perl
[15:21:11] <Gravis> nope. it was C++.
[15:21:37] <chromas> nope
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[15:21:53] <Gravis> you fail english.
[15:21:56] <chromas> you didn't do conversation->set_context("c++");
[15:21:58] <Gravis> forevers.
[15:23:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> C++ is the butt of the body of programming languages
[15:23:06] <Bender> karma - c: 41
[15:23:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> C > java > C++
[15:24:45] <Gravis> ha! like your opinion matters.
[15:24:47] <chromas> we need a derivative called O. it can take all the shit from every other language and concentrate it
[15:25:06] <chromas> it can be the goatse of programming languages
[15:25:14] <SirFinkus> obligatory xkcd
[15:25:32] <chromas> there's an xkcd about shit?
[15:25:59] <SirFinkus> https://xkcd.com
[15:25:59] <PointerCache> ^✓ 03xkcd: Standards
[15:26:13] <chromas> it was more of a crappy joke about butts and programming languages than having a standard
[15:26:39] <chromas> though if it sucks hard enough, it would become standard
[15:27:02] * chromas glares at jarviscript
[15:27:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas++ # wisdom of the ages
[15:27:29] <Bender> karma - chromas: 138
[15:27:43] <SirFinkus> works for politics too
[15:28:40] * chromas sets out to combine GW-Basic with brainfuck, perl and hopscotch
[15:29:12] <SirFinkus> Piet (or is it Peit?) is my favorite esoteric programming language
[15:29:23] <SirFinkus> also the prettiest
[15:30:44] <SirFinkus> http://www.dangermouse.net
[15:30:45] <PointerCache> ^ 03DM's Esoteric Programming Languages - Piet
[15:30:50] <chromas> neat
[15:36:54] <SirFinkus> lol someone wrote a brainfuck interpreter in piet
[15:38:17] <SirFinkus> http://www.dangermouse.net source code
[15:59:52] <alexbst> fuckaduck it's cold
[15:59:56] <alexbst> so cold
[16:00:57] <AndyTheAbsurd> Is it -28 C?
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[16:25:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> cool, think that mostly has it
[16:52:49] <cmn32480> mostly broken?
[16:52:51] <cmn32480> excelletn!
[16:57:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> mostly fixed. still one or two little bugs i gotta chase down.
[16:57:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> but ima do that tomorrow
[16:57:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> i need some foods and some nap and some vidya. not necessarily in that order.
[16:58:32] <cmn32480> mmmmm fooooooooood
[16:58:46] <cmn32480> if I could get off this support call, I'd do that too
[16:59:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> tell em you gotta go, diarrhea
[17:00:16] <cmn32480> can't do that
[17:00:29] <cmn32480> karma is a bitch, adn likely 20 min after... I'd have ti
[17:00:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> har, prolly
[17:56:00] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Anti-Piracy Law Firm Johan Schlüter Bilked Entertainment Industry Out of $25m - http://sylnt.us - i-shouldn't-be-happy-about-this-but-i-am
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[18:16:35] <takyon> noticed a google express van for the first time
[18:23:19] <cmn32480> you only get a quick view?
[18:30:16] <cmn32480> any ideas for a new poll topic?
[18:30:21] <cmn32480> anybody?
[18:30:23] <cmn32480> Bueller?
[18:33:40] <AndyTheAbsurd> A poll with six lines of "Bueller", three lines of "Anybody?" and one line of...
[18:33:46] <AndyTheAbsurd> shit, I forget the line from the movie.
[18:36:05] <AndyTheAbsurd> Alternatively, "Absolute power... (a) corrupts absolutely, (b) should not be weilded by any man, (c) should not be weilded by any woman, either, (d) is really neat."
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[18:44:32] <takyon> pollllllll
[18:44:47] <takyon> I have a lack of new ideas for poll
[18:45:25] <mechanicjay> I have one
[18:48:49] <mechanicjay> What platform was was your first computing experience on? Mainframe, Minicomputer, VAX, 8-bit home micro, 16 bit Intel, 32 bit x86, x86-64, Moose Wang.
[18:49:01] <mechanicjay> or something like that
[18:49:40] <mechanicjay> And of course, I've never used a computer, you intensive clod!
[18:53:59] <takyon> 16 bit intel
[18:54:35] <mechanicjay> 8-bit home micro (Atari 800)
[18:56:29] <takyon> poll completed
[19:01:28] <cmn32480> Sold! Excellent idea mechanicjay!
[19:01:33] <cmn32480> mechanicjay++
[19:01:33] <Bender> karma - mechanicjay: 20
[19:02:54] <cmn32480> it'll go live at 00:00:00 UTC
[19:03:12] <mechanicjay> nice!
[19:27:11] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Nethack 3.6 Released After Only 12 Years - http://sylnt.us - still-faster-than-duke-nukem
[20:10:07] <takyon> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[20:10:08] <PointerCache> ^ 03Enraged Brits demand Donald Trump UK ban • The Register
[20:14:16] <AndyTheAbsurd> He's such an ass, we should just start calling him Donald Rump.
[20:14:40] <AndyTheAbsurd> Also, my wife says that if he wins the Presidency, we should move to Canada.
[20:16:21] <takyon> the Bush Gambit huh
[20:17:02] <AndyTheAbsurd> Yeah except I'm actually capable and willing to follow through on it
[20:17:42] <takyon> good timing, since Trudeau replaced Canada's Vader
[20:17:49] <takyon> go up their and smoke the kush
[20:17:52] <takyon> *there
[20:18:05] <AndyTheAbsurd> I know a guy in Vancouver who can get me a job - it won't be a good job but it will be a job so I'll have some income until I get a Real Job.
[20:23:08] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~submit http://www.pocket-lint.com
[20:23:36] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[20:23:46] <takyon> https://www.youtube.com
[20:23:47] <PointerCache> ^ 03Monkey Sees A Magic Trick - YouTube
[20:33:12] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~submit http://www.polygon.com
[20:33:39] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[20:39:12] <takyon> we need a story on the potential Bitcoin founder being arrested
[20:39:20] <takyon> but I'll be writing that if it's not around already
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[20:58:21] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Dinosaurs Evolved Much Faster Than Previously Thought - http://sylnt.us - jurassic-for-trouble
[21:10:20] <cmn32480> why do custoemrs who bought 1 thing 10 yeasrs ago think they are entitled to support?
[21:12:13] <takyon> because they are insane
[21:12:27] <takyon> or incompetent and malicious
[21:16:55] <cmn32480> the second one
[21:17:00] <cmn32480> completely incompetant
[21:17:02] <takyon> ok time to write about the bitcoin man
[21:17:08] <takyon> background:
[21:17:18] <takyon> http://www.npr.org
[21:17:18] <PointerCache> ^ 03Where In The World Is Satoshi Nakamoto? The Latest In The Bitcoin Saga : All Tech Considered : NPR
[21:18:45] <alexbst> some great articles recently
[21:18:54] <alexbst> particularly liked the ones related to cancer.
[21:20:32] <takyon> s'because I wrote them
[21:20:38] <takyon> heheh
[21:20:43] <takyon> how's this for a headline:
[21:20:46] <takyon> "Wired and Gizmodo "Out" Possible Bitcoin Inventor, Who is Then Raided Over "Unrelated" Matter"
[21:22:17] <cmn32480> I thoguht they knew who started bitcoin
[21:22:32] <cmn32480> it was a Japanese guy, I think, but the name escapes me
[21:22:44] <takyon> Satoshi Nakamoto is a pseudonym
[21:22:56] <cmn32480> yeah that was the name
[21:22:57] <takyon> they fingered a guy named Satoshi Nakamoto, but he disclaimed responsbility
[21:23:01] <takyon> by they I mean Newsweek
[21:23:07] <cmn32480> oh an ACTUAL guy?
[21:23:12] <cmn32480> HA!
[21:23:35] <takyon> I think whoever the real Bitcoin man is, he used the name of that guy, who had some math background maybe
[21:23:43] <takyon> confused yet?
[21:23:56] <crutchy> ~tama
[21:24:46] * crutchy ponders writing a script that pastes the last tama quote in here so that the masses can appreciate its supreme intellect too
[21:24:57] <crutchy> tama++
[21:24:57] <Bender> karma - tama: 9
[21:25:21] <crutchy> 'systemd is dickbutt'
[21:25:30] <cmn32480> prolly won't work
[21:25:37] <cmn32480> exec ignores tama
[21:25:51] <cmn32480> and ciri
[21:25:55] <cmn32480> and bender
[21:26:15] <cmn32480> and prolly others too
[21:26:30] <crutchy> .macro ~tama * internal ~last channel=#$ nick=tama
[21:26:32] <exec> 02 *** macro with trigger "~tama" and INTERNAL command template "~last channel=#$ nick=tama" saved
[21:26:35] <crutchy> ~tama
[21:26:37] <cmn32480> and I created a github acct for exec too
[21:26:45] <crutchy> ah cool
[21:26:55] <cmn32480> so that error is gone.
[21:27:03] <crutchy> that feed is prolly one of the more useful things that bot does
[21:27:08] <cmn32480> or maybe I used mine...
[21:27:10] <cmn32480> I forget
[21:27:14] <cmn32480> but I fixed taht
[21:27:16] <crutchy> its nice to see what's going on in code land
[21:27:30] <cmn32480> since i did it: absolutely NOTHING!
[21:27:41] <crutchy> hmm
[21:27:44] * crutchy pushes
[21:27:54] * cmn32480 pulls
[21:28:16] <cmn32480> teamwork++
[21:28:16] <Bender> karma - teamwork: 18
[21:30:26] <crutchy> only a little tweak, but might hopefully trigger it
[21:30:36] <crutchy> hmm. did you set up a ssh key?
[21:30:56] <crutchy> oh actually dont need that
[21:30:57] <cmn32480> umm.... no
[21:31:06] <crutchy> i think it uses some kinda key
[21:31:12] <crutchy> an api key or summin
[21:31:13] <cmn32480> I think all he needs is the username and pwd
[21:31:38] <crutchy> oh you tweaked the script to use that. yeah that would prolly work too
[21:31:40] <cmn32480> <--NOOB
[21:32:14] <cmn32480> all I did was remove your username and put mine in
[21:32:25] <cmn32480> then created the pwd file he was looking for
[21:32:30] * crutchy has to rtfsc to remember how it works'
[21:32:41] <cmn32480> you are a step ahead of me
[21:32:48] <cmn32480> I have to learn PHP then rtfsc
[21:33:24] <crutchy> feck. too many windows open :/
[21:34:50] <crutchy> this is the juicy bit that sets an auth header from a token stored in a file
[21:34:51] <crutchy> https://github.com
[21:34:52] <PointerCache> ^ 03exec-irc-bot/github_feed.php at master · crutchy-/exec-irc-bot · GitHub ( https://github.com )
[21:35:15] <crutchy> i think you can use uname/pwd too though. can't remember the syntax for that though
[21:37:10] <crutchy> tokens are created in account settings @ https://github.com
[21:37:11] <PointerCache> ^ 03Sign in to GitHub · GitHub ( https://github.com )
[21:40:34] <takyon> ok subbed the bitcoin story
[21:43:35] <cmn32480> ~rehash
[21:43:42] <cmn32480> token is fixed
[21:43:43] <exec> successfully reloaded exec file (159 aliases)
[21:44:27] <cmn32480> crutchy - working
[21:44:34] <cmn32480> #github is populating
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[22:13:15] <takyon> http://www.tomshardware.com
[22:13:16] <PointerCache> ^ 03Bethesda Game Studios Opens Montreal Branch, Headed By Yves Lachance
[22:29:31] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - UK Report Recommends Cutting Antibiotic Use in Agriculture - http://sylnt.us - penicillin-addiction
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[23:05:54] <takyon> http://www.bbc.com
[23:05:55] <PointerCache> ^ 03Toys could be used as spying devices, MPs told - BBC News
[23:09:55] * chromas changes the password on his SpyBear® brand bear-with-secret-camera
[23:11:52] <takyon> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[23:11:53] <PointerCache> ^ 03Boffins teach cars to listen for the sound of a wet road • The Register
[23:12:35] <chromas> ~define boffin
[23:12:36] <exec> boffin: unable to find definition
[23:13:02] <takyon> that's terrible
[23:13:11] <takyon> we've defined it on like 5 stories
[23:13:33] <chromas> I keep forgetting
[23:13:51] <chromas> it's like when news tv suddenly started saying "pundits" all the time
[23:14:42] <chromas> Oh, looks like it's a way to save a syllable
[23:15:16] <chromas> or expend one. /me will now internally s/boffin/nerd/
[23:18:54] <takyon> more like scientist
[23:19:04] <takyon> or engineer
[23:20:10] <chromas> or "a person with knowledge or a skill considered to be complex, arcane, and difficult"
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[23:25:47] <SirFinkus> http://www.nationalcrimeagency.gov.uk
[23:25:49] <PointerCache> ^ 03National Crime Agency - Preventing young people from getting involved in cyber crime
[23:25:49] <SirFinkus> lol
[23:26:27] <takyon> hahahahahaah
[23:27:47] <SirFinkus> I think I hit all of those
[23:29:00] <takyon> Is your child spending all of their time online?
[23:29:00] <takyon> Are they interested in coding? Do they have independent learning material on computing?
[23:29:00] <takyon> Do they have irregular sleeping patterns?
[23:29:00] <takyon> Do they get an income from their online activities, do you know why and how?
[23:29:01] <takyon> Are they resistant when asked what they do online?
[23:29:02] <takyon> Do they use the full data allowance on the home broadband?
[23:29:03] <takyon> Have they become more socially isolated?
[23:29:13] <SirFinkus> god forbid your kid buys books
[23:29:17] <takyon> F_UCK
[23:31:59] <JamesNZ> books++
[23:31:59] <Bender> karma - books: 1
[23:32:43] <takyon> irregular_sleeping_patterns++
[23:32:43] <Bender> karma - irregular_sleeping_patterns: 1
[23:35:16] <takyon> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[23:35:16] <PointerCache> ^ 03Microsoft pitches lobotomized Cortana for iOS, Android handsets • The Register
[23:35:26] <takyon> http://nextbigfuture.com
[23:35:27] <PointerCache> ^ 03Next Big Future: Dwave Quantum computers are speeding up by 30,000 to 1 million times every 1-2 years
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[23:41:14] <takyon> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[23:41:14] <PointerCache> ^ 03Netherlands votes to splash cash on encryption projects • The Register