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[00:17:01] <takyon> https://www.youtube.com
[00:17:01] <VitctimBot> ^ 031st Amendment Audit Galveston PD Illegal Arrest PT 1 of 4 11/4/2015 - YouTube
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[00:24:57] <Gravis> now that's comedy! https://soylentnews.org
[00:24:58] <VitctimBot> ^ 03SN comment by [02Gravis (4596)] (02Score:2)
[00:26:36] <takyon> feel the bern
[00:27:44] <takyon> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[00:27:45] <VitctimBot> ^ 03Facebook's laser-powered internet drone preps for take off • The Register
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[00:28:55] <SpallsHurgenson> god damn gog.com sales... I'm not made of money, you polish bastards! :)
[00:29:07] <takyon> all the gog games are piratable
[00:29:31] <SpallsHurgenson> all media is piratable; doesn't mean I wanna pirate it
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[00:33:52] <takyon> https://theintercept.com
[00:33:53] <VitctimBot> ^ 03Leaked Emails From Pro-Clinton Group Reveal Censorship of Staff on Israel, AIPAC Pandering, Warped Militarism
[00:34:11] <SpallsHurgenson> I could've bought four more games instead of wasting money on jurassic world yesterday...
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[00:35:35] <arti> spalls: fallout 4?
[00:35:44] <arti> GoG is having a sale, too.
[00:36:06] <SpallsHurgenson> I believe I mentioned that, yes :)
[00:36:21] * SpallsHurgenson will wait for the Fallout 4 GOTY
[00:36:22] <arti> oops, didn't see.
[00:36:45] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Sennheiser Announces €50,000 Headphones (Not a Typo) - http://sylnt.us - audiophilia-for-the-1-percent
[00:36:47] <arti> what's been tickling your fancy recently?
[00:37:07] <arti> sennheiser partnering with monster cable?
[00:37:24] <SpallsHurgenson> well, I'm working my way through Quake 2 again (gog)... was surprisingly pleased by Lost Planet 3 before that
[00:37:36] * arti only fiddled a little with lost planet
[00:37:44] <arti> quake 2 sound track :D
[00:38:06] <arti> do you like strange games?
[00:38:20] <takyon> I could use a new computer. probably can't even play Diablo 3 on this one
[00:38:24] <arti> http://tinyandbig.com
[00:38:27] <VitctimBot> ^ 03PROJECT ? TINY BIG | Black Pants Studio
[00:39:06] <arti> Sattelite Reign is another neat one
[00:39:26] <SpallsHurgenson> I'm waiting for Satellite Reign to drop in price; it looks good, but I'm cheap :)
[00:39:27] <arti> s/Sattelite/satellite/
[00:39:27] <sedctl> <arti> satellite Reign is another neat one
[00:39:34] <arti> christmas sale
[00:40:18] <SpallsHurgenson> LP3 was completely different from the first two games (mainly in that it was good game :)
[00:40:30] <arti> hah, fair enough
[00:40:40] <arti> what about Sir, you are being hunted?
[00:41:14] <SpallsHurgenson> I tried that the other day; didn't care for it much. I'm more into stories with rich stories and world development rather than those where the mechanics of the gameplay are the primary focus
[00:41:36] * arti has been into quick fix stuff
[00:41:43] <arti> so you like movies?
[00:41:46] <takyon> http://nextbigfuture.com
[00:41:47] <VitctimBot> ^ 03Next Big Future: Solar Wind Stripping Martian Atmosphere at 100 grams per second
[00:42:22] <SpallsHurgenson> considering that I can't remember the last new movie I actually enjoyed, I think the answer to that question is probably "no" :)
[00:42:52] <arti> movies as in, less game play more story
[00:43:09] <arti> i think one of the new final fantasy games went on sale
[00:43:11] <arti> "new"
[00:43:56] <SpallsHurgenson> oh god, not final fantasy; that series makes hollywood movies look like they have deep characters and mature settings in comparison
[00:44:37] <takyon> http://www.tomshardware.com
[00:44:39] <VitctimBot> ^ 03YouTube Is Now Available In VR; Let The Content Flow
[00:45:03] <arti> link_emitting_robots++
[00:45:03] <Bender> karma - link_emitting_robots: 1
[00:45:11] <takyon> I'm wondering how you store "virtual reality content". An extension to the mkv/webm container format or something?
[00:45:26] <arti> probably like most geometry
[00:45:52] <takyon> http://www.tomshardware.com
[00:45:53] <VitctimBot> ^ 03'Assassin's Creed: Syndicate' PC Specs Revealed, 3 GB VRAM Required For Full HD
[00:45:59] <arti> "the world as you know it is all strings... json strings"
[00:46:12] <arti> is that for Windows 10?
[00:46:22] <arti> er nm vram, i can read i swear
[00:46:44] <takyon> that looks like a pretty shocking spec
[00:47:10] <takyon> given that even 2160p doesn't generally need 4 GB of VRAM, so 1080p requiring 3 GB...
[00:48:00] <arti> maybe its written in c# by crack programmers
[00:48:19] <arti> didn't the new batman require some crazy resources for windows 10
[00:48:30] <SpallsHurgenson> 12GB RAM
[00:48:55] <arti> http://www.technobuffalo.com
[00:48:58] <VitctimBot> ^ 03Batman: Arkham Knight asks for a lot of RAM on Windows 10
[00:49:04] <arti> perfect image
[00:49:21] <arti> "For Windows 10 users, we’ve found that having at least 12GB of system RAM on a PC allows the game to operate without paging and provides a smoother gameplay experience."
[00:49:26] <arti> spalls++
[00:49:26] <Bender> karma - spalls: 1
[00:49:45] <arti> [ raughing ]
[00:49:46] <takyon> insane
[00:49:51] <SpallsHurgenson> I never even STARTED to play the last batman.... and only finished the 2nd by sheer force of will (quite enjoyed the first though)
[00:50:04] <arti> first was great
[00:50:12] <arti> i wandered off around freeze
[00:50:14] <arti> on the second
[00:50:33] <takyon> ahnold
[00:50:38] <SpallsHurgenson> the later iterations suffered from featuritis... it lost that critical balance that made the first so enjoyable
[00:51:10] <arti> what do you think of the upcoming SW battlefront?
[00:51:28] <SpallsHurgenson> its pretty :)
[00:51:40] <SpallsHurgenson> but it's multiplayer, so I've little interest.
[00:52:21] <SpallsHurgenson> I mean, I'll buy it - it's Star Wars and I sold my soul to George Lucas 38 years ago - but that says nothing about my opinion of the game :)
[00:53:15] <takyon> i think i've seen gameplay videos of it
[00:53:20] <takyon> is it upcoming or in beta?
[00:53:57] <SpallsHurgenson> dunno; I don't really keep track of release dates. When its out, its out :)
[00:54:16] <takyon> well if I've seen gameplay, maybe it's in an invite-only period
[00:54:44] <arti> beta and upcoming
[00:55:08] <arti> i like the frostbyte engines, i think it'll be average
[00:55:13] * arti won't be picking it up
[00:55:16] <arti> i dig the universe
[00:55:36] <arti> i don't do much fps any more, heck, i don't really play much anymore
[00:55:40] <takyon> https://www.youtube.com
[00:55:41] <VitctimBot> ^ 03ULTIMATE BATTLE - YouTube
[00:56:56] <arti> i am excited for star citizen
[00:58:02] * SpallsHurgenson prefers https://www.youtube.com
[00:58:03] <VitctimBot> ^ 03The Ultimate Showdown (with MP3 ♫) - YouTube
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[01:15:07] <arti> oh i saw something neat earlier
[01:15:15] <arti> https://www.youtube.com
[01:15:15] <VitctimBot> ^* 03METROID: THE SKY CALLS // a Rainfall Films Intergalactic Odyssey - YouTube
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[01:23:49] <arti> http://i.imgur.com
[01:33:43] <cmn32480|away> greetings from 40,000ft
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[01:38:01] <SpallsHurgenson> jump! jump! jump!
[01:40:54] <SpallsHurgenson> go out like DB Cooper (but ask for more than $200,000)!
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[01:44:52] <SpallsHurgenson> gack, the Starz website requires Flash to stream video; how 2013!
[01:47:46] <SpallsHurgenson> holy cow, Ash vs Evil Dead features the real Ash! I thought they would have gotten a 'younger' and 'hipper' replacement...
[01:51:13] <cmn32480> nope
[01:51:23] <cmn32480> it is Bruce Campbell
[01:51:25] <cmn32480> old and grey
[01:51:37] <SpallsHurgenson> I may be in love
[01:51:43] <cmn32480> totally
[01:51:55] <cmn32480> certainly a man crush
[01:52:19] <cmn32480> not quite Sean Connory or Harrison Ford....
[01:53:40] <SpallsHurgenson> still not worth installing Flash for it, though
[01:53:47] <cmn32480> probably not
[01:53:54] <cmn32480> maybe flash in a VM....
[01:54:49] <cmn32480> faith is rebooting the firewall at the office when you are in a plane at 40k ft
[01:55:10] <cmn32480> and ther eis no big load of cash... this is Southwest!
[01:56:36] <SpallsHurgenson> then at least swipe some salted peanuts!
[01:57:18] <cmn32480> are honeyroasted w/ salt ok?
[01:57:37] <cmn32480> I'll mail you a pack. Go wait by the mailbox.
[01:57:54] <SpallsHurgenson> yay!
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[01:58:50] <SpallsHurgenson> mmm, peanuts!
[01:59:10] <cmn32480> see ya
[01:59:16] <cmn32480> gotta tuern off the laptop.
[01:59:21] <cmn32480> night!
[01:59:26] <SirFinkus> you're peeing nuts? you should see a doctor
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[01:59:33] <SpallsHurgenson> don't do it, it will never reboot!
[02:02:07] <SpallsHurgenson> he's gonna be soooooorrrrryyyyy!
[02:27:11] <SpallsHurgenson> I... am not sure about Ash vs Evil Dead
[02:35:16] <Deucalion> honey roast cashews are the way to go :D
[02:36:56] <SirFinkus> god damn, honey roasted peanuts are delicious
[02:37:11] <SirFinkus> one of the best things
[02:38:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - More Trouble at VW - http://sylnt.us - more-than-just-hot-air
[02:41:56] <SpallsHurgenson> check your mailbox; that's where I found mine :)
[02:45:11] <takyon> honey roasted nuts are ok. i'd rate them a 6 out of 10
[02:46:03] <SirFinkus> I like my nuts sweet and salty
[02:46:31] <SirFinkus> haven't had honey roasted cashews, but I'm sure they're delicious
[02:46:50] <SirFinkus> I had some toffee stuff too
[02:47:15] <takyon> https://www.youtube.com
[02:47:15] <VitctimBot> ^* 03ULTIMATE BATTLE - YouTube
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[02:48:38] <Ethanol-floored> 'sup fellas.
[02:48:47] <takyon> hey
[02:48:55] <takyon> how floored are you
[02:49:03] <Deucalion> hola EF
[02:49:12] <Ethanol-floored> Just shot a gram of Krokadil
[02:49:39] <Ethanol-floored> takyon, nice prediction.
[02:49:45] <takyon> which
[02:49:47] <takyon> the rubio thing?
[02:50:49] <Ethanol-floored> Yup. But my predictions had plenty of steam at the time, taking into account illegal overseas gambling.
[02:51:28] <takyon> you can congratulate me if my tickets end up being correct
[02:51:36] <takyon> in 2016
[02:51:38] <Ethanol-floored> Me too.
[02:51:51] <Ethanol-floored> cuz we called it.
[02:53:00] <takyon> hahah
[02:53:30] <Ethanol-floored> The reason why I called Bush was because I thought it was a deliberate strategy to summon popular opinion with Trump then bait-and-switch with Jeb
[02:54:05] <Ethanol-floored> an unpalatable candidate, but when chosen would have been chosen once Trump vanished mysteriously.
[02:55:11] <takyon> I guess I picked Rubio because I thought a fresh non-dynasty candidate with a real (not Jeb's fake) Latino background would play well in the mainstream wing. I didn't realize how badly Bush was going to be burnt this week
[02:55:31] <takyon> Jeb!'s on fire
[02:55:43] <Ethanol-floored> is that Whitespeak for saying, "he's a Latino" ?
[02:56:29] <takyon> it's politispeak for the Republican Party is dead if they keep alienating minorities
[02:56:52] <takyon> and Jeb had that thing where he tried to claim he was Hispanic on some document a few months ago
[02:58:25] <takyon> Jeb and Rubio are very interchangeable in terms of positions, and both come from Florida. So when I assumed that one of them would move to frontrunner status, I picked Rubio over the guy with the Bush baggage
[02:58:57] <Ethanol-floored> Good point.
[02:59:05] <takyon> Carson and Trump will gaffe themselves out of the running, and will be heavily opposed by the Republican mainstream establishment, which will favor Rubio at all costs
[02:59:39] <Ethanol-floored> Carson....man, He's my favorite Black man of all time besides Miles Davis.
[02:59:58] <Ethanol-floored> Carson isn't serious but the man can troll.
[03:00:21] <takyon> Yes He Can
[03:00:33] <takyon> his soft spoken demeanor is priceless too
[03:02:59] <takyon> https://torrentfreak.com
[03:03:00] <VitctimBot> ^ 03YTS / YIFY Signs Unprecedented Settlement With MPAA - TorrentFreak
[03:05:15] <Ethanol-floored> NOW LEWTS DIE
[03:05:30] * Ethanol-floored backflips into a fart
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[03:05:47] <takyon> abrupt
[03:19:23] <SpallsHurgenson> I should, like, do stuff.
[03:19:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> 205 baby!
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[03:33:36] <Jackfacors> Hahaahahahahah!
[03:34:05] <Jackfacors> WE Shall See.
[03:34:27] <Jackfacors> s/jackfacors/Jackfactors/
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[03:40:54] <Deucalion> SpallsHurgenson, you ~should~ but will you?
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[03:46:46] <SpallsHurgenson> I'm doin' something! I'm doin' something!
[03:47:01] <Bytram|away> time for bed, g'night everyone!
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[04:06:17] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[04:06:18] <VitctimBot> ^ 03Battletoads Double Dragon: The Ultimate Team (SNES) Level 4 - YouTube
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[04:06:36] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[04:07:10] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
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[04:09:28] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - $6,000 Computer Desk Lets You Lie Down While You Work - http://sylnt.us - something-for-everyone
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[06:38:24] <crutchy> http://www.huffingtonpost.com.au
[06:38:25] <VitctimBot> ^ 03Congress Will Honor Dick Cheney With A Statue In The U.S. Capitol
[06:38:35] <crutchy> what... the... fuck... ??
[06:39:40] <crutchy> something tells me that statue is gunna need a *lot* of maintenance.. or its own guards
[06:49:16] <crutchy> http://money.cnn.com
[06:49:17] <VitctimBot> ^ 03Facebook won't let you type this - Nov. 5, 2015
[06:54:21] <crutchy> tsu.co seems to fit the definition of a pyramid scheme
[06:55:13] <crutchy> making money from the recruitment of others
[07:05:20] <crutchy> http://www.businessinsider.com.au
[07:05:22] <VitctimBot> ^ 03Here's what scientists think caused that giant fissure in Wyoming | Business Insider
[07:05:52] <crutchy> from the yo-mama's-crack dept.
[07:06:46] <crutchy> mebe it was an underground nuke test
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[07:11:47] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Exhibiting the Mk2 Turing Machine - http://sylnt.us - something-to-do-this-weekend
[07:11:48] <REvenge_of_the_nerds> https://www.youtube.com
[07:11:49] <VitctimBot> ^ 03Revenge of the Nerds Talent Show - YouTube
[07:15:22] <REvenge_of_the_nerds> Thats fookin rad.
[07:18:04] <REvenge_of_the_nerds> https://www.youtube.com
[07:18:05] <VitctimBot> ^* 03Revenge of the Nerds Talent Show - YouTube
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[07:56:31] <chromas> at least faceboob tells you when it won't send those messages
[07:56:51] <chromas> msn messenger used to silently delete anything with download.php
[08:08:55] <crutchy> i don't use faceboob either, but at least facesit's scam is obvious
[08:09:07] <crutchy> they don't pretent to be the good guy
[08:10:51] <crutchy> bitcoin seems like a bit of a pyramid scheme too in that sense. the early adopters are benefiting from work by the latecomers
[08:11:11] <crutchy> the more people use bitcoin, the wealthier the early adopters get
[08:11:34] <chromas> we could always do our own fork
[08:11:38] <chromas> Soycoin
[08:11:46] <crutchy> buttcoin
[08:11:55] <chromas> buttcoin++
[08:11:55] <Bender> karma - buttcoin: 1
[08:12:01] <crutchy> ciricoin
[08:12:23] <chromas> that'll be 6 ciris and 35 tamas
[08:12:34] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - What Technology Should Be Un-Invented? - http://sylnt.us - inventions
[08:13:43] <crutchy> from the inventions dept... really?
[08:14:01] * crutchy gets a sense that there are some tired eds
[08:14:18] <chromas> inventions from the inventions dept; they'll never see it coming
[08:22:03] <crutchy> http://www.bbc.co.uk
[08:22:05] <VitctimBot> ^ 03Myanmar election: Last day of campaigning - BBC News ( http://www.bbc.co.uk )
[08:22:36] <crutchy> from the its-only-democracy-if-we-like-the-outcome dept.
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[09:51:43] <crutchy> coffee++
[09:51:44] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1832
[10:28:50] <crutchy> had to roll my own settings class cos windows inifile api is shit
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[11:19:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:19:42] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1833
[11:39:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather
[11:39:42] <MrPlow> Today: Thunderstorms this morning with a few showers possible during the afternoon. High 72F. Winds NW at 5 to 10 mph. Chance of rain 80%. Tomorrow: Cloudy skies early, followed by partial clearing. High around 60F. Winds NNE at 10 to 15 mph.
[11:48:02] <alexbst> https://t.co
[11:48:03] <VitctimBot> ^ 03How To Hire Female Engineers | TechCrunch ( http://techcrunch.com )
[11:48:08] <alexbst> ugh..
[11:48:28] <alexbst> hiring engineers because they're a particular sex is the definition of insane
[11:50:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> and sexism
[11:50:26] <crutchy> i was watching this video and something occurred to me
[11:50:27] <crutchy> https://youtu.be
[11:50:28] <VitctimBot> ^ 039/11 MXL - Not for the faint hearted (18+ ONLY) - YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com )
[11:51:05] <crutchy> at 2:49 you see a silhouette of a plane
[11:51:18] <crutchy> but that plane isn't a boeing 767
[11:52:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> never trust an article without an open comments section
[11:52:25] <crutchy> it wasn't even a truther video
[11:52:32] <crutchy> this is a 767
[11:52:33] <crutchy> https://en.wikipedia.org
[11:53:02] <crutchy> just as i was watching it kinda hit me and i had a sinking feeling
[11:53:09] <crutchy> a wtf moment :/
[11:53:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> edited video most likely then
[11:53:44] <crutchy> a non-truther video can't even get its story straight
[11:53:49] <crutchy> :(
[11:54:18] <crutchy> still a nice video
[11:54:30] * crutchy misses those damn towers
[11:54:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> burning jet fuel can't melt steel. it can only soften it up to where it's lost over half its strength.
[11:56:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> http://www.cnbc.com
[11:56:31] <VitctimBot> ^ 03Should you have sex with robots? Experts weigh in
[11:57:19] <crutchy> yeah i don't buy the jet fuel cause either. does beg the question wtf was burning in there for nearly an hour
[11:57:35] <SirFinkus> there are experts on having sex with robots?
[11:57:57] <crutchy> are vibrators robots?
[11:59:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, it never had to actually melt the steel. making it lose half its strength would be plenty to keep it from holding up the floors above it.
[12:00:14] <crutchy> yeah, but not jet fuel
[12:00:34] <crutchy> jet fuel burns too quickly
[12:00:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, jet fuel burns hot enough to make that happen.
[12:00:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> no dude, jet fuel is all but cooking oil
[12:00:51] <crutchy> no its not. its kerosene
[12:01:12] <crutchy> same stuff that sent apollo 11 to the moon
[12:01:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, which doesn't burn all that fast compared to most fuels.
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[12:02:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> you can put the stuff in an oil lamp and it'll chug away for hours n hours n hours
[12:02:24] <crutchy> that's kinda a bit different
[12:02:44] <crutchy> that's like saying aluminium doesn't burn cos its used in airplanes
[12:02:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> dump several hundred gallons in a confined space, it takes a while to burn. you gotta hit it with really fast moving air to get it to combust quickly
[12:03:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> like in shop heaters or jet engines
[12:04:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> yall can buy that stuff in oz still, yeah?
[12:04:46] <crutchy> maybe if it soaked into carpets and paper
[12:05:18] <crutchy> we don't use kerosene in homes
[12:05:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> i know but you can find a place to buy a bit, yes?
[12:05:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> for experimental purposes
[12:05:42] <crutchy> hmm. dunno
[12:05:45] <crutchy> prolly i guess
[12:06:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> pour an inch or two in a bucket n toss matches at it from a safe distance. see how long it lasts.
[12:06:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> tell the wife you're doing science
[12:07:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> ye gads. hotwings and beer for dinner do not make for a fragrant next morning.
[12:09:10] <crutchy> this guy does a fun test: https://www.youtube.com
[12:09:11] <VitctimBot> ^ 03Jet Fuel VS Diesel VS Gasoline how they burn and what color are they. - YouTube
[12:09:17] <crutchy> much cheaper than buying it myself
[12:09:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya but not as much fun
[12:09:59] <crutchy> he should have done a test in a tray rather than a jar
[12:10:07] <crutchy> hard for oxygen to get to the fuel
[12:10:20] <alexbst> Women in tech who don't think there NEED to be more women in tech.
[12:11:50] <crutchy> pfft. the guy can't even get diesel to light :/
[12:11:58] <crutchy> ok that was a shit test
[12:12:10] <alexbst> I'd say the diesel needs to be very hot already to ignite
[12:12:14] <crutchy> lots of dumb shits on youtube :/
[12:13:06] <alexbst> yeah well, the wisdom of crowds
[12:13:15] <alexbst> there are also a few fucking smart ones
[12:13:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> dude getting diesel to light is hard
[12:13:39] <alexbst> TMB - basically you need to reproduce the conditions in a diesel engine
[12:13:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> buddy of mine dumped some all over a pile of wood to help light it. we laughed at him when he couldn't get it lit.
[12:13:49] <crutchy> we use diesel on bonfires\
[12:13:53] <crutchy> works awesome :)
[12:14:03] <alexbst> some 15+:1 compression of air and diesel mix.
[12:14:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, once you have a fire already going it makes a hell of a hot white flame
[12:14:28] <crutchy> 2 stroke works better admittedly
[12:14:30] <alexbst> I mentioned AvE on youtube before
[12:14:35] <alexbst> but there's this thing called Clickspring..
[12:14:43] <alexbst> guy is a clock maker
[12:14:48] <alexbst> the machining is insanely good
[12:14:56] <alexbst> he explains every single aspect of it
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[12:15:27] <alexbst> https://www.youtube.com heh
[12:15:28] <VitctimBot> ^ 03Machining A Replacement Pulley With A Keyway - YouTube
[12:15:46] <crutchy> even his avgas flame is shit when it burns in a jar
[12:16:13] <alexbst> kerosene is fairly close diesel, iirc
[12:16:21] <crutchy> try doing that test in a tray. i bet he would be a hell of a lot more careful :p
[12:16:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> i prefer welding and cutting torches for metalworking. there's something just awesome about bending metal to your will with fire.
[12:17:19] <alexbst> A pilot friend of mine told me about how some avgas in a plane got contaminated by a tiny part of hydraulic fluid
[12:17:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> man they still sell kerosene at the gas station up the street for some reason.
[12:17:31] <alexbst> everyone emptied that tank into their diesel vehicles.
[12:17:44] <crutchy> not sure where i would get kerosene here
[12:17:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> camping lantern fuel
[12:18:18] <alexbst> aye
[12:18:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> sold by the gallon in wal-mart here
[12:18:19] <crutchy> i verify a fair few kerosene pressure vessels used at airports
[12:18:33] <crutchy> oh yeah might be at camping shops
[12:18:33] <alexbst> when I was a kid we had 10 kerosene lamps, since the power went often in winter.
[12:18:54] <alexbst> farmboy life
[12:19:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> it does make for a pretty good heater. we had basically a tiny little jet engine we used to heat the shop where i used to build oil well drill bits.
[12:19:15] <crutchy> when he sprays diesel etc it burns awesome
[12:19:38] <crutchy> an exploding airliner would make one hell of an atomizer
[12:19:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> you could use kerosene or diesel or whatever in it. anything but gasoline and other fast burning things.
[12:20:02] <alexbst> also all the material in the crash would provide a lot of hot, high-surface-area for it.
[12:20:26] <crutchy> but yeah prolly would be some soaked into carpets and paper and stuff that would make it burn longer
[12:20:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> like a wick, yeah
[12:21:02] <crutchy> can't see even that on its own going through those columns, but meh
[12:21:03] <alexbst> your typical office environment after an explosion is a great giant wick :)
[12:21:13] <alexbst> chipboard everywhere
[12:21:16] <alexbst> dust, etc
[12:21:25] <crutchy> office fires don;t cause building collapses
[12:21:36] <crutchy> well, not before 9/11
[12:21:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> i've blown rocks up with just a wood fire before
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[12:22:06] <alexbst> also consider that the crash of the aircraft will have damaged the structure at the site of the crash...
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[12:22:15] <crutchy> never seen a highrise building made of rocks
[12:22:26] <cmn32480> coffee++
[12:22:26] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1834
[12:22:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> concrete's worse than rocks for heat interaction
[12:22:35] <crutchy> true
[12:22:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> it likes to get explodey
[12:22:48] <crutchy> concrete didn't hold that building up though
[12:23:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> right, but if the concrete was going splode splode splode, it don't gotta go through it to get to the steel
[12:23:35] <crutchy> the pancake thing sorta makes sense for column buckling
[12:24:03] <crutchy> hmm. concrete decks don't really splode like that. they would tend to splode vertically
[12:24:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> actually wrong. the combination of concrete and steel holds buildings up. remove either and it's gonna get exciting.
[12:24:22] <crutchy> lowrise buildings true
[12:24:33] <crutchy> wtc was all steel frame with concrete floors
[12:24:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> huh
[12:25:14] <crutchy> wtc wasn't a steel-reo concrete building
[12:25:18] <cmn32480> the structural steel of the ETC was all external. That was the thing that made it such am engineering marval
[12:25:29] <crutchy> yeah it was pretty cool
[12:25:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> makes it even easier to melt the steel then
[12:25:52] <cmn32480> I ma not sure if the floors were poured concrete or not
[12:26:00] <crutchy> steel starts to weaken at about 400-odd deg C
[12:26:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> what's that in real degrees
[12:26:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> bout 14-1500?
[12:26:22] <cmn32480> the idea was that the exoskeleton made the floors have no unusable space.
[12:26:33] <cmn32480> as nothign was lost to steel columns
[12:26:53] <crutchy> i didn't like the floor design though
[12:27:07] <crutchy> looked like relatively weak connections
[12:27:09] <cmn32480> 400C = 752F
[12:27:15] <crutchy> i reckon they're what fucked the buildings
[12:27:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod
[12:27:32] <cmn32480> I am not a structural engineer
[12:27:43] <cmn32480> so I'm not sure how that all worked
[12:28:04] <crutchy> what's the point in having awesome strong hollow steel columns if the things that reduce the effective lengths are held on with shitty little shear clips :/
[12:28:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> jeta burns at 1,030 °C (1,890 °F) in open air.
[12:28:47] <crutchy> yeah but at that temp it aint gunna last long
[12:29:15] <cmn32480> it is more than enough to weaken the structural steel even at short duration
[12:29:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> full fuel tanks, it would last plenty long
[12:29:40] <crutchy> maybe the trusses supporting the floors
[12:29:48] <crutchy> they were pretty flimsu
[12:29:53] <crutchy> *flimsy
[12:30:08] <cmn32480> quite probably
[12:30:22] <crutchy> inch round bar maybe
[12:30:37] <crutchy> those floors were shocking designs
[12:30:41] <cmn32480> I hate coming back from days on the raod....
[12:30:49] <crutchy> i guess hindsight is always 20/20
[12:30:51] <cmn32480> s/raod/road/
[12:30:51] <sedctl> <cmn32480> I hate coming back from days on the road....
[12:30:56] <crutchy> where you been?
[12:31:14] <cmn32480> i was at our office in south Carolina the last 3 days
[12:31:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> man, i wanna go out there for a visit sometime this summer.
[12:31:41] <cmn32480> but they had a punch list 3 pages long
[12:31:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> got friends around chas still
[12:31:44] <crutchy> what's in south carolina?
[12:31:48] <crutchy> ah
[12:32:01] <cmn32480> I was ust off Hilton Head
[12:32:09] <cmn32480> thankfully on the landward side
[12:32:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> did most my teenage years growing up in summerville
[12:33:30] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[12:33:31] <VitctimBot> ^ 03Bayards Aluminium Helideck Fire Test - YouTube
[12:33:37] <crutchy> there's a much better test
[12:34:10] <crutchy> on an aluminium deck no less
[12:35:27] <crutchy> might have weakened shitty round bar trusses, but there's not a chance they melted any of the columns
[12:35:44] <crutchy> interesting stuff though :)
[12:35:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> thas fookin weird the aluminum didn't melt
[12:36:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> melted, no. turned glowy-red and soft, yes.
[12:37:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[12:37:07] <crutchy> i don't reckon the columns went soft
[12:37:59] <crutchy> the idea that the floors collapsed, which reduced the column capacities due to increasing effective length sounds more plausable
[12:38:37] <crutchy> there was one shot of tower 2 as it began to collapse that showed the outer columns being pulled inwards, which was kinda interesting
[12:43:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, and it fits with what we saw as well
[12:44:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> i mean consider, where does heat go? up as a general rule. means most of the heat was attempting to go through the floor above and then having to get pushed out the hole the plane made
[12:45:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> so that floor above had to be getting the full brunt of all that burning jeta
[12:45:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> more than enough to soften all the structure holding it up
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[12:46:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> then a buncha tons of concrete n steel slamming onto a floor that ain't designed to have tons of stuff slam on it. then double on the floor below.
[12:47:17] <cmn32480> and the chain reaction causes complete collapse
[12:51:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> anyone subbed that sex with robots story yet?
[12:51:43] <cmn32480> havne't seen it
[12:52:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> excellent
[12:52:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'll do that instead of coding
[12:52:38] <cmn32480> ok
[12:53:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> basically done aside from db changes anyway. going to write them up monday i think then get on testing.
[12:55:04] * TheMightyBuzzard puts it under the Hardware category just for the lulz
[12:59:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> done and done
[13:00:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> now i gotta find something to distract me while i wait for 1pm and mu check to come in
[13:00:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's buzzard gets a boat day, bitches
[13:04:41] <cmn32480> one that floats in the tub doesn't count buzzard
[13:05:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> http://images.craigslist.org
[13:08:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> so, i'm having myself a moral debate. do i show a 12yo kid how to use private browsing mode or no?
[13:09:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> as a former 12yo wanker myself, i'm inclined towards solidarity and helpin a brother out.
[13:09:53] <cmn32480> as a partent of kids, I say No
[13:10:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> also, i know my mother really would not have wanted to know what kinda porn i was up to.
[13:11:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, for porn reasons or so you can catch them before they get into actually bad things?
[13:11:39] <cmn32480> catch them before they get into actaul bad stuff
[13:11:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, there is that.
[13:11:56] <cmn32480> but when my kids get to be that age, I will be running squid to track usage
[13:12:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's gonna squig you out sumpin fierce.
[13:12:34] <cmn32480> dont' care.
[13:12:46] <cmn32480> gotta do it for the children!
[13:14:44] <SirFinkus> they kid already knows about private browsing
[13:14:46] <SirFinkus> the kid
[13:15:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, kid's from a mac using house. he can play minecraft well but can't do shat technically adept.
[13:15:52] <SirFinkus> I like the idea of the locked down squid proxy, once he can break it anything is fair game
[13:16:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, don't lock it down. just monitor it.
[13:17:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> anyway, tumblr oughta be sufficient wank material at 12 and his folks wouldn't think to ban that.
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[13:20:37] <Bytram> coffee++
[13:20:37] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1835
[13:20:37] <alexbst> http://www.allthingsdistributed.com
[13:20:38] <Bytram> !uid
[13:20:38] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 5938, owned by obscuro
[13:20:43] <VitctimBot> ^ 03London Calling! An AWS Region is coming to the UK! - All Things Distributed
[13:21:13] <alexbst> strongdarktea++
[13:21:13] <Bender> karma - strongdarktea: 1
[13:21:21] <Bytram> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[13:21:22] <VitctimBot> ^ 03How can it possibly be time to patch Xen again? • The Register
[13:21:43] <Bytram> any word on whether [ we will be / are ] affected?
[13:22:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> beats me. i don't get adminy mail
[13:22:57] <Bytram> yeah, same here. that's why I was askin'
[13:23:08] <Bytram> maybe something on Linode, itself?
[13:23:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> google says no
[13:24:15] <crutchy> http://www.linuxveda.com
[13:24:16] <VitctimBot> ^ 03Linode introduces KVM to help it move away from Xen | Linux Veda
[13:25:05] <crutchy> pretty sure most hosts support a buncha different vm formats anyway
[13:25:13] <crutchy> can prolly switch with a restart
[13:27:22] <Bytram> https://blog.linode.com
[13:27:22] <VitctimBot> ^ 03Linode Blog » Linode turns 12! Here?s some KVM!
[13:28:02] <crutchy> http://www.linuxveda.com
[13:28:03] <VitctimBot> ^ 03The XOR DDoS madness and what you need to know | Linux Veda
[13:28:39] <crutchy> from the hunter2-has-been-cracked! dept.
[13:28:39] <Bytram> afk biab
[13:29:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> yep, need moar coffee n nicotine myself
[13:49:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[13:49:39] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1836
[13:55:25] <Bytram> https://en.wikipedia.org
[13:55:31] <VitctimBot> ^ 03Wiki: 1836
[13:58:08] <Bytram> Remember the Alamo, Texas Independence, US patent #1 issued, Charles Darwin returns to England aboard HMS Beagle, Martin van Buren elected president
[14:01:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> heh, good ole texas
[14:04:08] <Gravis> <TheMightyBuzzard> yep, need moar coffee n nicotine myself <-- you are an addict
[14:04:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> Gravis, duh.
[14:05:04] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: why don't you quit?
[14:05:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> no desire to. i've zero history of cancer and a long history of smoking in my family so copd is all i have to worry about.
[14:06:03] <Gravis> "copd"?
[14:06:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~define copd
[14:06:12] <exec> [urbandictionary] 03copd: Chronic Obstructive Pulmonary Disease. Common term for lung diseases such as emphysema or asthma. Also Common Old Person's Disease, referring to the fact that COPD shows up mostly in the over-50 g...
[14:07:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> i have quit smoking store bought smokes though and started smoking "pipe tobacco" which is basically untreated, cut up tobacco leaves.
[14:07:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> LOT less nastiness in them and they taste better to boot.
[14:07:52] <Gravis> welp... when you die from it, you earned it. no seriously, you worked hard for it to kill you.
[14:08:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> shurg, gotta die of something. i've no desire to live past the time when i can wipe my own ass.
[14:08:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> i in fact very much do not want to live past that point.
[14:09:43] <Gravis> that doesn't happen to everyone.
[14:10:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> does eventually if they live long enough.
[14:10:06] <Gravis> it does happen to those who are weak from other illness
[14:10:23] <Gravis> no, it really doesn't
[14:11:16] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: as long as you have nobody dependant on you, feel free to die at any point
[14:11:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> as it stands, my body's in worse shape than many people's twenty years my senior from skateboarding and the military. i don't expect it'll be very comfortable past 65 or so.
[14:12:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup, no dependants nor spouse.
[14:13:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> you'd miss me though. you'd have to time your trolls to crutchy's oz schedule if i weren't around.
[14:13:46] <Gravis> nope.
[14:13:50] <crutchy> i like trollz
[14:14:04] <crutchy> cos i get lots of trollulz :D
[14:14:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> me too. i'm pretty proud of the feminists trying to frame linus story. almost made the hall of fame with it for comment count.
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[14:15:43] <crutchy> aw smoking isn't much of an argument
[14:16:15] <crutchy> my wife used to smoke. only thing i didn't like was that it was a $2000+/yr habit
[14:16:52] <crutchy> if she wants to get addicted to something i'm fine with that as long as it doesn't bankrupt us
[14:17:12] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Colorado Voters Abolish Ban on Government-Owned Broadband - http://sylnt.us - the-vox-populi
[14:17:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, mine's a ~$200/yr habit with what i smoke.
[14:18:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> plus it smells better and is far less harmful.
[14:18:40] <crutchy> now she's addicted to something much much worse though... art
[14:18:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> ye gads
[14:18:51] <crutchy> painting and colouring and all sorts of shit
[14:18:56] <crutchy> costs a fucking mint
[14:19:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, that's fine then. much cheaper than buying art.
[14:19:23] <crutchy> oh yeah nah she likes making it, not buying it :)
[14:19:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> should get her into leatherworking. kinda expensive starting out but not compared to buying leather stuff retail.
[14:19:56] <crutchy> i prefer a programming addiction personally. costs a laptop and a bit of lectricity
[14:20:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod
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[14:20:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> fishing's also cheap. cept for the boat i'm about to buy.
[14:21:21] <crutchy> hah yeah have fun with that. buying it is just the start :p
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[14:22:03] <crutchy> are there ramp fees in the US?
[14:22:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> aluminum, so the boat itself will be easy to fix. trolling motor and battery are gonna require regular seeing to though i expect.
[14:22:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> depends on where you go. none near me though.
[14:22:23] <crutchy> noice
[14:23:13] <crutchy> then there's insurance, fuel, registration, boat license
[14:23:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, none of the above cept registration.
[14:23:34] <crutchy> ah
[14:23:45] <crutchy> hope the trailer has bearing buddies
[14:23:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> trolling motor only so battery charging rather than fuel.
[14:24:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> registration does worry me a bit though. dunno how pricey they are in TN.
[14:24:16] <crutchy> replacing boat trailer bearings are a shit
[14:24:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, specially if you didn't bring your tools to TN with you.
[14:25:02] <crutchy> oh damn :p
[14:25:09] <crutchy> i think buddies are pretty cheap
[14:26:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> could be. i'll look into em.
[14:26:19] <crutchy> ~g bearing buddy
[14:26:20] <exec> [google] www.bearingbuddy.com/
[14:26:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> bout four hours n change left till my check comes in.
[14:34:36] * TheMightyBuzzard ponders writing up a CoC for SN
[14:35:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, that should kill a couple hours. then i'll post it on my journal.
[14:35:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[14:36:17] <alexbst> http://krautchan.net
[14:37:49] <AndyTheAbsurd> alexbst: now I think I'll go give Brianna Wu money just to piss you off.
[14:37:49] <alexbst> rather apt given recent discussion
[14:38:13] <alexbst> I'd rather you give the money to freebsdgirl
[14:38:53] <AndyTheAbsurd> How about the League of Women Voters?
[14:46:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> AndyTheAbsurd, you give Wu money and we'll come to your house and force you to play Revolution 60 all the way through.
[14:48:33] <AndyTheAbsurd> TheMightyBuzzard: you'll have to buy me an iPad for that to happen.
[14:49:39] <crutchy> i failed the nu-male test dismally :(
[14:50:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, i didn't even hit one qualification
[14:51:15] * crutchy has glasses, complains, boring
[14:51:21] <crutchy> that's about it
[14:51:57] <crutchy> i don't even know wtf a 'patreon female' is?
[14:52:51] <crutchy> unless that some morons way of saying missus, in which case i donate a lot :p
[14:53:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> SJW who goes around shit talking people on twitter then blocks and reports anyone who replies, claiming harassment, and sets up a patreon account because money cures ptsd apparently.
[14:53:52] <crutchy> i've never used twitter
[14:54:17] <crutchy> never even bothered trying it out
[14:54:35] <crutchy> never used tinder either, whatever tinder is
[14:54:43] <crutchy> assuming its similar to twitter
[14:55:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> if you keep it slimmed down to like half a dozen really interesting feeds, twitter ain't too bad.
[14:55:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's when you try having conversations on it that the drama comes in.
[14:55:44] <crutchy> most of the web is full of crap
[14:55:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> truth
[14:55:59] <crutchy> its entertainment at best
[14:56:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> specially german pr0n
[14:56:16] <crutchy> with cartman's mom
[14:56:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> zactly
[14:56:39] <crutchy> "wtf is wrong with german people?"
[14:57:00] <crutchy> ~time
[14:57:02] <exec> Saturday, 7 November 2015 @ 1:57 am GMT+11 - Melbourne VIC
[14:57:09] <crutchy> damn. time for bed
[14:57:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> damn, son.
[14:58:17] * TheMightyBuzzard scratches his chin
[14:58:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, right, i was gonna clean up the kitchen today to keep busy
[15:01:38] <alexbst> http://pr0gramm.com
[15:01:39] <VitctimBot> ^ 03pr0gramm.com
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[15:05:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> afternoon, janrinok
[15:06:42] <janrinok> morning to you TMB
[15:11:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> http://www.breitbart.com
[15:11:18] <VitctimBot> ^ 03Survey: Gamers Will Be Pivotal To 2016 Presidential Election
[15:24:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.youtube.com
[15:24:28] <VitctimBot> ^ 03My Personal Invitation to #Veterans - #DateMercedes #AVN2016 - YouTube
[15:24:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> i am sorely tempted
[15:30:40] <janrinok> I'm not surprised!
[15:30:54] <janrinok> she's got lovely big .... eyes
[15:31:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> and a masters in engineering
[15:34:03] <janrinok> and, of course, it was the latter that attracted you
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[15:44:25] <SirFinkus> http://keionline.org lol, it just gets worse and worse
[15:44:26] <VitctimBot> ^ 03TPP has provision banning requirements to transfer of or access to source code of software | Knowledge Ecology International
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[16:10:51] <alexbst> https://twitter.com
[16:10:51] <VitctimBot> ^ 03Elizabeth on Twitter: "Over the past two days I've been conducting interviews for open software engineering positions on my team. Here are my experiences:"
[16:16:16] <SirFinkus> seems like a good way to weed out weirdos
[16:16:56] * SirFinkus makes a note for when he's the CEO of a fortune 500 company to have female engineers interview people
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[17:53:54] * SirFinkus just made a bacon, egg, egg, cheese, cheese, cheese, and sausage sandwicht
[17:54:47] <AndyTheAbsurd> not enough bacon
[17:55:11] <SirFinkus> there's a layer of bacon
[17:55:50] <AndyTheAbsurd> I'm assuming three different kinds of cheese, which is why you mentioned it three times?
[17:55:55] <SirFinkus> I guess it'd be bacon, bacon, egg, egg, cheese, cheese, cheese, sausage
[17:56:10] <SirFinkus> 2 different cheeses, so the layer could stick together
[17:58:52] <SirFinkus> http://i.imgur.com
[17:59:17] <AndyTheAbsurd> nice
[18:01:15] <SirFinkus> not quite enough sausage
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[21:48:19] <crutchy> bacon++
[21:48:20] <Bender> karma - bacon: 298
[21:48:29] <crutchy> definitely not enough bacon
[22:01:20] <nick> bacon++
[22:01:20] <Bender> karma - bacon: 299
[22:10:23] <crutchy> i want russia to invade australia with an army of these: https://www.youtube.com
[22:10:24] <VitctimBot> ^ 03Девушка хорошо поет - YouTube
[22:11:54] <SirFinkus> I'd let her annex my peninsula
[22:13:56] <crutchy> i don't even mind if i have absolutely nfi what they're saying
[22:14:53] <crutchy> aww fuck now i gotta write my own string replace function cos i need case insensitive :<
[22:16:41] <arti> which language?
[22:16:46] <arti> can't you just convert to lowercase?
[22:17:00] <chromas> try ReplaceText
[22:17:27] <crutchy> fucket. URLs everywhere else are case senthitive
[22:17:47] <crutchy> i'm using StringReplace in delphi
[22:18:14] <chromas> There should be a ReplaceText which is case-insensitive
[22:18:51] <chromas> in fpc it's in the strutils unit. Says it's delphi-compatible
[22:20:30] <crutchy> don't have that in strutils :(
[22:20:55] <crutchy> prolly need to upgrade one day
[22:21:15] <chromas> turns out it's just calling StringReplace(AText,AFromText,AToText,[rfReplaceAll,rfIgnoreCase])
[22:21:36] <crutchy> ooh
[22:21:45] <crutchy> i'm using rfRepaceAll
[22:21:53] <crutchy> maybe there's also an rfIgnoreCase
[22:22:14] <crutchy> oh there is :D
[22:22:17] <crutchy> chromas++
[22:22:17] <Bender> karma - chromas: 123
[22:22:17] <chromas> control-click rfReplaceAll
[22:22:26] <crutchy> yeah i did that :)
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[22:23:00] <crutchy> there's still a bug somewhere cos it returns no records, but getting closer
[22:23:37] <chromas> The problem is there's no irc interaction
[22:23:47] <chromas> It needs to be spitting out debug info into irc :D
[22:24:09] <crutchy> lol
[22:24:38] <crutchy> my boss might take issue with me regurgitating work's database into an irc channel :p
[22:25:05] <chromas> make it an &channel, so it's local to the server ;)
[22:28:42] <crutchy> i'm working on taking http://localhost and using main as a reference to a bunch of database settings for our main db, and tsht as a sql query template alias. in this case the tsht sql contains a %%ref%% which should be replaced by the value of the param
[22:29:09] <crutchy> sort of a wackery hackery rest api
[22:30:20] <crutchy> i love this sort of interface programming
[22:31:08] <crutchy> if it works it should return a json array with the records returned from the query
[22:33:49] <crutchy> haha :D
[22:33:53] <crutchy> works
[22:34:31] <crutchy> way quicker than using a shitty MS Access app
[22:35:25] <crutchy> coffee++
[22:35:25] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1837
[22:42:11] <arti> crutchy, is there a regex thing you could do instead?
[22:43:21] <crutchy> prolly is, but i'm not real good at regex
[22:44:49] <crutchy> its a little bit complimicated cos i gotta search an array of records with database shyze based on the first path component, then i gotta do same for an array of records with sql shyze based on second path component
[22:45:22] <crutchy> the string replace is just direct find/replace after i find the query
[22:47:41] <chromas> does access do regex queries?
[22:47:52] * chromas swats access
[22:49:45] <crutchy> dunno. it has some % and * type thingys
[22:50:03] <crutchy> cant think of the name of them atm cos weekend retard mode
[22:50:58] <crutchy> all that sorta shit should pass straight through the server like yo mama's diarrhea
[22:51:29] <crutchy> the delphi program just takes http requests, queries using ADO and chucks the results back in response
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[23:06:41] <crutchy> think i might whip up a little page templating system so it can return more than just json
[23:07:31] <crutchy> 'little' will probably mean huge complimicated mess in delphi
[23:08:14] <crutchy> http://www.latimes.com
[23:08:14] <VitctimBot> ^ 03Religion doesnt make kids more generous or altruistic, study finds - LA Times
[23:08:33] <crutchy> ooh. this one might be a good flamebait story >;-D
[23:08:37] <crutchy> ~submit http://www.latimes.com
[23:09:08] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[23:09:14] <crutchy> from the be-generous-or-else dept.
[23:13:15] <crutchy> ~submit http://www.latimes.com
[23:13:45] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[23:14:22] <chromas> do json but then have a separate script to make it into html
[23:24:31] <crutchy> prolly wanna keep it all together to make it easy to use for client
[23:25:00] <crutchy> in this case anyway, cos the client knows feck all about servers
[23:27:42] <crutchy> ideally just want a single exe and ini, and a subdirectory with a couple of html/css/js template files
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[23:37:40] <crutchy> ~g'day Subsentient
[23:37:42] * exec prematurely offers a socket of milo to Subsentient
[23:37:57] * crutchy is patiently waiting for summer
[23:37:59] * Subsentient summons the gerbils on exec
[23:38:52] <crutchy> hm.. i should prolly commit my code before i go fuck it up with a new feature
[23:39:14] <crutchy> 'if you're happy and you know it, push your code'
[23:39:27] <crutchy> ♪
[23:44:20] <SirFinkus> https://forum.openmw.org awwwwww yea
[23:44:21] <SirFinkus> h
[23:44:22] <VitctimBot> ^ 03openmw.org OpenMW 0.37.0 (?)
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[23:54:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[23:54:40] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1838
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