#Soylent | Logs for 2015-10-23

« return
[23:59:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, i think it'd work but it wouldn't be fast
[23:59:41] <Bytram> not sure how things need to be escaped for perl
[23:59:41] <crutchy> ~soylentfart
[23:59:23] <crutchy> .soylentfart
[23:59:23] <Bytram> a pattern like: /((suck dick)|fun|profit){3}/
[23:59:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, we don't mind a little territory marking even if it is cold
[23:58:52] <crutchy> what has the world come to?
[23:58:43] <crutchy> what, no frosty piss?
[23:58:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'd just write it as /suck dick for/ and call it good
[23:58:18] <Bytram> wouldn't this work:
[23:57:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> that one's a tiny bit of a pain to write
[23:57:45] <crutchy> i didn't mind the links. i kinda prefer to get my news here than on the web
[23:57:21] <Bytram> that would match IFF it had all three of: 'suck dick' and 'fun' and 'profit' in any order
[23:56:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, yeah, takyon did kinda go on a bit of a spree there.
[23:56:51] <crutchy> nah FoobarBazbot already did that
[23:56:45] <Bytram> was trying to find a way to come up with a spam filter for our fun and profit friend
[23:56:23] <Bytram> lol
[23:56:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> bar, buzz... that's an astounding suggestion
[23:56:09] <Bytram> s/(buzz|bar|foor){3}/stuff/
[23:55:42] <Bytram> foo bar buzz
[23:55:21] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 5923, owned by ewk
[23:55:21] <Bytram> !uid
[23:55:01] <chromas> oh yeah, I should change the titles color to black for poutine
[23:54:33] <crutchy> 2 of them were just a curly brace each :p
[23:54:03] <sedctl> <crutchy> with all the Troll titles the green was a bit overwhelming. also the way i set up weather-prefs it only took an extra 4 loc :p
[23:54:03] <crutchy> s/3/4/
[23:53:36] <crutchy> with all the Troll titles the green was a bit overwhelming. also the way i set up weather-prefs it only took an extra 3 loc :p
[23:52:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, you added bloody color options to weather? why on earth would you do this?
[23:43:06] Bytram|away is now known as Bytram
[23:42:57] <exec> 06Melbourne VIC - currently 14°C, partly cloudy, wind NE at 8 km/h, humidity 67% - Saturday mostly sunny (10°C:23°C), Sunday mostly cloudy (14°C:31°C), Monday scattered showers (11°C:17°C), Tuesday mostly sunny (15°C:26°C)
[23:42:55] <crutchy> ~weather
[23:42:53] <exec> successfully saved prefs
[23:42:52] <crutchy> ~weather-prefs color 06
[23:42:49] <crutchy> ergh
[23:42:26] <exec> 07Melbourne VIC - currently 14°C, partly cloudy, wind NE at 8 km/h, humidity 67% - Saturday mostly sunny (10°C:23°C), Sunday mostly cloudy (14°C:31°C), Monday scattered showers (11°C:17°C), Tuesday mostly sunny (15°C:26°C)
[23:42:25] <crutchy> ~weather
[23:42:21] <exec> successfully saved prefs
[23:42:20] <crutchy> ~weather-prefs color 07
[23:39:15] <exec> 03Melbourne VIC - currently 14°C, partly cloudy, wind NE at 8 km/h, humidity 67% - Saturday mostly sunny (10°C:23°C), Sunday mostly cloudy (14°C:31°C), Monday scattered showers (11°C:17°C), Tuesday mostly sunny (14°C:26°C)
[23:39:13] <crutchy> ~weather
[23:38:43] <Troll> ^ 03U.N. Report Calls on Governments to Protect Whistleblowers Like Snowden, Not Prosecute Them
[23:38:42] <takyon> https://theintercept.com
[23:37:40] <Troll> ^ 03World’s First Trans-Pacific 100-Gigabit RE Network Established
[23:37:37] <takyon> http://www.hpcwire.com
[23:37:36] <takyon> the Emperor's vacation policies suck though
[23:36:48] * crutchy can't wait till darth vader builds the death star. ima so gunna apply for a job there. i'll just try to arrange a few days annual leave when luke skywalker shows up
[23:35:14] <Troll> ^ 03New Horizons: Pluto? Been there, done that – now for something 6.4 billion km away • The Register
[23:35:13] <takyon> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[23:32:35] <Troll> ^ 03Drones, IBM, and the Big Data of Death
[23:32:34] <takyon> https://theintercept.com
[23:30:11] <Troll> ^ 03Democratic Debate Cold Open | SNL - YouTube
[23:30:10] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[23:15:15] <Troll> ^ 03Android to get new emojis after Apple flipped the bird | TechRadar
[23:15:14] <crutchy> http://www.techradar.com
[23:05:48] <Troll> ^ 03Next Big Future: Google Alphabet will spend billions on its moonshot technologies like self driving cars and anti-aging
[23:05:47] <takyon> http://nextbigfuture.com
[22:51:12] <Troll> ^ 03Rare Veto Keeps Obama’s Options Open For Closing Gitmo
[22:51:12] <takyon> https://theintercept.com
[22:49:44] -!- x0908d3b2 [x0908d3b2!~quassel@2605:ea00:1:j::qvto:oymn] has joined #Soylent
[22:37:31] -!- x0908d3b2 has quit [Ping timeout: 272 seconds]
[22:36:56] <Troll> ^ 03Pirate Party Beats Iceland's Government Coalition in the Polls - TorrentFreak
[22:36:55] <takyon> https://torrentfreak.com
[22:36:05] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Can Apache Spark Process 100 Terabytes of Data in Interactive Mode? - http://sylnt.us - that's-a-lot-of-stuff
[22:34:56] <Troll> ^ 03Lockheed Martin, Boeing Rally Around Saudi Arabia, Wave Off Humanitarian Concerns
[22:34:55] <takyon> https://theintercept.com
[22:34:38] <Troll> ^ 03Dell's DSS HPC Business Is Ramping Up
[22:34:34] <takyon> http://www.hpcwire.com
[22:34:23] <Troll> ^ 03American robocallers to be shamed in public lists • The Register
[22:34:23] <takyon> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[22:33:22] <Troll> ^ 03Networking ace reveals: Intel planned NVMe for XPoint • The Register
[22:33:22] <takyon> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[22:33:02] <Troll> ^ 03Bacon as deadly as cigarettes and asbestos • The Register Forums
[22:33:00] <takyon> http://forums.theregister.co.uk
[22:31:30] -!- x0908d3b2 [x0908d3b2!~quassel@2605:ea00:1:j::qvto:oymn] has joined #Soylent
[22:26:45] -!- x0908d3b2 has quit [Ping timeout: 272 seconds]
[22:22:10] -!- x0908d3b2 [x0908d3b2!~quassel@2605:ea00:1:j::qvto:oymn] has joined #Soylent
[22:17:53] -!- x0908d3b2 has quit [Ping timeout: 272 seconds]
[22:11:59] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v mechanicjay] by Imogen
[22:11:59] -!- mechanicjay [mechanicjay!~jhowe@Soylent/Staff/Sysop/mechanicjay] has joined #Soylent
[22:07:21] -!- x0908d3b2 [x0908d3b2!~quassel@2605:ea00:1:j::qvto:oymn] has joined #Soylent
[22:03:19] -!- mechanicjay has quit [Ping timeout: 272 seconds]
[22:02:03] -!- x0908d3b2 has quit [Ping timeout: 272 seconds]
[21:43:33] -!- dyingtolive has quit [Quit: Web client closed]
[21:36:04] * nick hat tip
[21:35:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> you lot's on your own. see ya monday.
[21:34:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, bout to have a house fulla kiddos what need to be made to eat and brush hair and wash someone's backside
[21:30:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm kinda surprised he stopped after just two ip addresses
[21:24:29] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v Subsentient] by Imogen
[21:24:29] -!- Subsentient [Subsentient!~WhiteRat@Soylent/Staff/Editor/Subsentient] has joined #Soylent
[21:20:32] -!- Yog-Yogguth [Yog-Yogguth!~Yog-Yoggu@02.61-660-88.nextgentel.com] has joined #Soylent
[21:10:22] <dyingtolive> stupid keyboard intermittently registers multiple 'i' presses each time i hit it. i have another one on order. being wrecking havoc in code. i never noticed how many variables i use that have an i in them before.
[21:09:01] <dyingtolive> no doubt. surprising that they went through such effort for something that got shut down relatively quickly. hopefully that's as diiscouragement.
[21:07:35] -!- Yog-Yogguth has quit [Ping timeout: 272 seconds]
[21:05:56] <Gravis> dyingtolive: if someone really wants to say something, they can take the effort to register/login
[21:04:50] <Gravis> dyingtolive: retarded ACs is why i automod AC posts to -6
[21:03:59] Gravis_ is now known as Gravis
[21:03:41] <Gravis_> oh no, my spamming efforts... i mean... umm.. nm. ;P
[20:51:37] <Yog-Yogguth> cya :)
[20:51:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> okey doke folks, i gotta step outside for a smoke and to help someone back up a huge trailer.
[20:50:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> we really really don't like deleting comments from a technical point of view
[20:50:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> we could but it would be a pain. easier to just change the filter for that story to >= 0
[20:42:20] <Yog-Yogguth> is there a function to remove the all verified spam from the db? at least the duplicates that haven't been responded to?
[20:41:58] -!- mythterj [mythterj!mythterj@tonvizu.sdf.org] has joined #Soylent
[20:37:53] * TheMightyBuzzard tips his hat to dyingtolive
[20:37:31] <dyingtolive> no worries. figured you were on it. just thought i'd say something.
[20:37:13] <nick> think we have dealt with it, but thanks for letting us know :)
[20:36:41] <nick> hey dyingtolive
[20:36:32] <dyingtolive> thought you might want to know.
[20:36:28] <Troll> ^ 03SN article: Your Junk Mail Shows if You’re Rich or Poor 04(41 comments)
[20:36:27] <dyingtolive> We're getting spammed pretty hard in article. https://soylentnews.org
[20:35:34] -!- dyingtolive [dyingtolive!~475bd187@42-98-151-082.dhcp.stls.mo.charter.com] has joined #Soylent
[20:35:24] -!- SoyCow4098 has quit [Client Quit]
[20:35:07] -!- SoyCow4098 [SoyCow4098!~475bd187@42-98-151-082.dhcp.stls.mo.charter.com] has joined #Soylent
[20:34:32] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Mythbusters to End After Next Season - http://sylnt.us - first-Dirty-Jobs...-now-this! || Your Junk Mail Shows if You’re Rich or Poor - http://sylnt.us - send-it-to-the-shredder
[20:24:18] -!- Troll [Troll!~confirms@0::1] has joined #Soylent
[20:23:18] -!- sedctl [sedctl!~sedctl@0::1] has joined #Soylent
[20:17:33] -!- chromas [chromas!~chromas@0::1] has joined #Soylent
[20:15:54] -!- Gravis has quit [Read error: Connection reset by peer]
[20:15:54] -!- Gravis_ [Gravis_!~gravis@bi53-240-819-373.dc.dc.cox.net] has joined #Soylent
[20:01:56] <nick> i have updated it
[19:59:21] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v cosurgi] by Imogen
[19:59:21] -!- cosurgi [cosurgi!~cosurgi@Soylent/Staff/Wiki/cosurgi] has joined #Soylent
[19:59:21] -!- cosurgi has quit [Changing host]
[19:59:15] SoyGuest55726 is now known as cosurgi
[19:56:02] <Gravis> cmn32480|away: the title "Mythbusters Canceled" is incorrect. https://soylentnews.org
[19:23:02] janrinok is now known as zz_janrinok
[19:03:22] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Life On Earth May Have Begun 300m Years Earlier Than Previously Thought - http://sylnt.us - primordial-ooze
[18:58:28] <nick> i should probably follow the goings on in iceland more, seems to be interesting stuff going on over there
[18:20:41] <takyon> https://torrentfreak.com
[18:20:39] <takyon> will submit this later if no one else does
[17:33:17] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v mechanicjay] by Imogen
[17:33:17] -!- mechanicjay [mechanicjay!~jhowe@Soylent/Staff/Sysop/mechanicjay] has joined #Soylent
[17:29:00] -!- mechanicjay has quit [Remote host closed the connection]
[17:24:18] janrinok_afk is now known as janrinok
[17:20:34] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v mechanicjay] by Imogen
[17:20:34] -!- mechanicjay [mechanicjay!~jhowe@Soylent/Staff/Sysop/mechanicjay] has joined #Soylent
[17:01:49] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Mythbusters Canceled - http://sylnt.us - first-Dirty-Jobs...-now-this!
[15:30:39] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - A Tensegrity Robot to Clean and Explore Ducts - http://sylnt.us
[15:26:15] cmn32480 is now known as cmn32480|away
[15:21:06] <Bytram|away> heading out for the day; will prolly check back in later.
[15:20:41] Bytram is now known as Bytram|away
[15:20:19] janrinok is now known as janrinok_afk
[14:44:28] <Bytram> k
[14:37:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> out for vidya. back later.
[14:18:19] <Bytram> back in a while
[14:18:17] <Bytram> break time for me, too.
[14:17:29] <Bytram> thanks a bunch for the info -- making more sense, now.
[14:17:14] <Bytram> k
[14:16:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[14:12:00] <Bytram> Oh! That answered a couple more questions, too! thanks!
[14:11:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> generally
[14:11:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, it'd be Letter.pm in the Capitalized/On/The/First/ directory.
[14:10:23] <Bytram> so that would be COTFL.pm ??
[14:09:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> perl modules though are traditionally Capitalized::On::The::First::Letter unless the name is an acronym in which case it gets all caps.
[14:08:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> cgi scripts, and later mod_perl scripts, are traditionally always lower case.
[14:08:16] <Bytram> why am I not surprised? and that would be?
[14:08:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> well, mostly because of conflicting traditions
[14:07:33] <Bytram> and what is the reason for the capitalization of api.pl (lowercase) and API.pm (uppercase)?
[14:07:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> make it all that way if i screwed around and didn't already, if ya like.
[14:06:57] <Bytram> nice!
[14:06:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> should be mostly camelCase on subs and vars_with_underscores
[14:06:17] <Bytram> ythansk
[14:06:16] <Bytram> nod nod
[14:06:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, welcome to do that to the API if it's not already done. everything's in two files. api.pl and API.pm
[13:59:29] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - 23andMe Genetic Test Relaunches, but Transparency Report Reveals Law Enforcement Data Requests - http://sylnt.us - simple-solution
[13:53:15] <Bytram> generally along the lines: IF I am in that code anyway, I might as well clean as I go.
[13:52:07] <Bytram> I understand. not a priority, but if you don't mind and it's in a restricted area of the code, I'd like to clean things up as I go... I can't grep semantics, but I CAN grep syntax!
[13:51:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> fair point
[13:51:02] <Bytram> that's my JOB! ;)
[13:50:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> you'd probably miss some and things would break.
[13:50:25] <Bytram> and your point is? =)
[13:49:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> never worth getting into. you'd have to change the dumped data and then go through all of rehash and change every reference.
[13:49:00] <Bytram> cost benefit, atm, not worth getting into. if we decide to change backend support to a different db? then I'd be all over it.
[13:48:26] <Bytram> yar
[13:48:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod. don't sweat that. long as it's consistent.
[13:48:13] <Bytram> there is also introtext and bodytext
[13:47:59] <Bytram> zactly
[13:47:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> or did ya mean the missing underscore over on relatedtext
[13:47:51] <Bytram> yes
[13:47:43] <Bytram> maybe if we decided to move to PostressQL or whatever it's called
[13:47:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> story_text.relatedtext is table story_text and column relatedtext
[13:47:12] <Bytram> changing that would be a big undertaking though; would have to change the schema and all the code that referred to it.
[13:46:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> as to var names, making em descriptive is good practice but i don't care if you use $chickenbutt as long as i can tell what it does.
[13:46:32] <Bytram> yeah, I see mostly this_and_that, but there is the occasional thing like: story_text.relatedtext
[13:45:20] * Bytram looks at a web page he made up a year or so ago using data he scraped from dev
[13:44:48] * Bytram looks
[13:44:09] <Bytram> k
[13:44:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> always entirely lower case though
[13:43:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> field names should mostly all be blah_moreblah
[13:43:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> tend to mind you. i'm not entirely consistent on that either.
[13:43:22] <Bytram> db field names seem to be inconsistent, too.
[13:43:03] <Bytram> I'm liking that!
[13:42:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> i tend to go camelCase for subs/methods/etc and give vars names_with_underscores
[13:42:18] <Bytram> IOW it's just a mishmash of whatever that coder felt like using at that time?
[13:41:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> all three are all over the code with no rhyme or reason.
[13:41:39] <Bytram> so there is no convention that, say, template names use this_and_that or something like that?
[13:40:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, pick whichever you like but stick with it.
[13:40:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> it was only in-memory
[13:40:31] <Bytram> btw, is there a reason to the madness of different naming protocols? sometimesiseethis, sometimes_i_see_this, and I'm sure there's prolly somtimesISeeThis
[13:40:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, that reminds me... we lost something from the templates on prod that we wanted to have but i don't remember what it was.
[13:38:48] <Bytram> have not looked at that at all... I get the idea - thanks for the suggestion.
[13:38:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> same way of interacting with the db anyway
[13:38:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> simpler than the rest of rehash a bit but uses the same calls you'd be using in rehash for the most part.
[13:37:16] * Bytram considers
[13:36:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> work on the api if you wanna get your hands dirty on some code. i don't think i have any outstanding pull requests on it.
[13:36:42] <Bytram> and that is where I started; made the change to the template in-memory on dev (using the template editor), confirmed it worked as planned, then made exact same change on prod.
[13:35:59] <Bytram> I ain't monkeying around with any code stuff (yet)
[13:35:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> well actually no. go ahead n break dev. that's what it's for.
[13:35:44] <Bytram> oh, most definitely! this was strictly static (HTML) text
[13:35:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> mind you, you CAN have code in templates that can bugger stuff up hard. stick to strictly cosmetic changes unless you're sure what you're doing on the in-memory templates.
[13:35:07] <Bytram> next time, I'll check around before making a change on prod.
[13:34:13] <Bytram> strictly a template change
[13:34:08] <Bytram> thas what I did
[13:33:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> template stuff you can just slap in the in-memory templates
[13:33:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> roger, non-template stuff is the stuff you need to test-deploy mostly.
[13:33:04] <Bytram> excellent point.
[13:33:00] <Bytram> not concerned about testing *deployment*, concerned that it would *work* as expected.
[13:32:48] <janrinok> Bytram: it was not a criticism on my part, but if it had gone wrong and you suddenly were not available, nobody would know where to start looking
[13:32:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> same as you set up the one on your box but put it in a dir called ~slash/src/rehash-martyb
[13:32:05] * Bytram massages his slapped hands and hangs his head
[13:31:51] <Bytram> I can change it back easy enough
[13:31:39] <Bytram> but, occasionally, dev isn't like prod... wanted to make sure was same before I commited the change in the code.
[13:31:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, you can also set up a git directory of your own on dev if you want to test how your code deploys
[13:31:16] <janrinok> Bytram: got to second what Buzzard has said
[13:31:11] <Bytram> I get that.
[13:30:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> well i mean it's not gonna seriously break anything since it's purely a cosmetic change but the proper order is dev then github then wait for the site upgrade.
[13:29:22] <Bytram> practiced on dev, first to make sure it worked as planned
[13:29:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> psycho
[13:29:00] <Bytram> yep
[13:28:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> wait, did you change them to right-aligned on prod?
[13:28:00] <Bytram> based on feedback so far, I'm gonna wait a day or so before I push the changes up... make sure there are no unintended consequences
[13:27:07] <Bytram> made 'em right-justified
[13:27:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahh
[13:26:58] <Bytram> fixed alignment of hits and comments on https://soylentnews.org
[13:26:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> excellent. you've had enough coffee then.
[13:26:42] <Bytram> nope, not that at all
[13:26:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> you're not trying for the declined vs rejected changes again, right?
[13:26:03] <Bytram> played with a template online -- nothing changed in the code, yet.
[13:25:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> good good
[13:25:46] <Bytram> nope
[13:25:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> did i see something in scrollback about you changing something in the master branch btw?
[13:24:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> then you do nothing and wait
[13:24:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> then you go to github and make a pull request
[13:24:20] * Bytram goes to efer to his notes
[13:24:07] <Bytram> ahhh
[13:24:00] <Bytram> and that's after I, umm, push (or whatever it is called) from my end?
[13:24:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> you gotta git add and git commit and git push then your changes will be on github ready to pull request.
[13:23:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> pull request is the only thing you have to do from github
[13:22:51] <Bytram> my recollection was that I could NOT do everything locally; that at some point, I had to do something on github, too.
[13:22:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> wait no. not on github
[13:21:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, git add filename and git commit
[13:21:37] <Bytram> ISTR I need to do something on github before I can do that, right?
[13:21:24] <Bytram> and about ready to send it back up
[13:21:17] <Bytram> changed a file
[13:21:14] <Bytram> I made a local branch
[13:21:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> fire it up
[13:21:00] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: beforee you do, I gots a git quesiton for ya
[13:20:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah. think ima go play some vidya and start again fresh monday after i got a response. hopefully.
[13:19:27] <Bytram> nod nod
[13:19:24] <janrinok> anything that we can help with?
[13:19:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> well hell, their shat uses js.
[13:18:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, i think i'll do that but my brain's kinda fried from trying to figure out wtf a Dictionary is all morning
[13:16:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> oooh, i can save some time and let them do it....
[13:15:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, too many possible combinations
[13:14:56] <janrinok> TheMightyBuzzard: so - just thinking aloud - you've tried upper and lower case etc?
[13:14:17] <janrinok> it also seems to work against unicorns too
[13:14:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> janrinok, get a "malformed token" response
[13:13:57] <janrinok> :)
[13:13:56] <Bytram> lions and tigers and bears, oh my!
[13:13:51] <janrinok> France -
[13:13:40] <janrinok> lions, and giraffes yes, but not elephants
[13:13:31] <Bytram> janrinok: what's your address? =)
[13:13:22] * Bytram calls the circus
[13:13:09] <janrinok> it's like my anti elephant rock - I've had it for years and I am now convinced that it works. Never had a single elephant anywhere near where I live
[13:13:07] <Bytram> really big rockets: http://phys.org
[13:12:42] <Bytram> s/t.$/t/
[13:12:33] <Bytram> there just might be a grave with DNA that could be sampled, thought.
[13:12:18] <Bytram> no. but I cannot prove that they did, either.
[13:12:13] <janrinok> at least the DM has a comics section
[13:11:57] <janrinok> can you prove that they didn't?
[13:11:42] <Bytram> from what I've seen, El Reg will sensationalize, sure, but the underlying stuff tended to be accurate. Daily Mail was more like Aliens captured Elvis!
[13:10:46] <Bytram> orly?
[13:10:36] <janrinok> birds of a feather, although the Daily Mail is marginally better
[13:09:28] <Bytram> janrinok: hi!
[13:09:24] <Bytram> El Reg referring to Daily Mail, so maybe just a wtf?
[13:09:22] <janrinok> hi Bytram !!
[13:09:07] <Bytram> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[13:09:02] <janrinok> do you get any response or just an silence?
[13:07:49] <janrinok> something to prevent a DDOS for example
[13:07:07] <janrinok> no, but their's might be...
[13:06:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'not secret, i just don't know what it is on prod =P
[13:06:11] <janrinok> it might be a bit like the SN API - there has to be a secret time delay before they will acknowledge it
[13:05:31] <janrinok> ah, k
[13:05:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> tried that. with n without curly braces.
[13:04:52] <janrinok> I suspect they simply mean a file with key:value pairs, but that would be a guess
[13:04:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> not especially. considering playing some vidya since stripe ain't especially prompt at replying to emails
[13:04:14] <janrinok> you still struggling with the Stripe 'dictionary'?
[13:03:52] <Bender> karma - bad_documentation: -1
[13:03:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> bad_documentation--
[13:03:35] <janrinok> TheMightyBuzzard: good afternoon to you - having a good day today?
[13:03:14] <exec> 02 *** macro with trigger "~g'mornin" and INTERNAL command template "~g'day %%trailing%%" saved
[13:03:13] <crutchy> .macro ~g'mornin * INTERNAL ~g'day %%trailing%%
[13:02:24] * exec diabolically hurls a coffee++ mug of NCommander at janrinok
[13:02:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~g'morning janrinok
[13:02:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> bah, fine
[13:02:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~g'mornin janrinok
[13:01:55] * exec brazenly offers a buzz saw of vibrating rooster sammich to crutchy
[13:01:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~g'night crutchy
[13:00:21] <janrinok> have a good sleep crutchy
[13:00:21] * exec cohesively pours a pair of used panties full of $insert_beverage_here for #soylent
[13:00:19] <crutchy> ~g'night #soylent
[13:00:14] <exec> Saturday, 24 October 2015 @ 12:00 am GMT+11 - Melbourne VIC
[13:00:12] <crutchy> ~time
[13:00:10] <crutchy> anyway, off to count sheep
[12:59:29] <janrinok> I'd agree, but I must confess that I don't know your wife either
[12:59:06] <crutchy> i never seen the guy, but unless he looks exactly like my wife he can keep his lights covered :p
[12:58:46] <janrinok> yep, on second thoughts that would not be a pretty sight
[12:58:30] <crutchy> gosh i hope not
[12:58:20] <janrinok> is there a button on those car keys that, when you press it, causes chromas to beep and flash his lights?
[12:57:49] <crutchy> <?> Well, where'd you lose him? He ain't a set of fucking car keys, is he?
[12:57:42] <crutchy> <crutchy> we lost chromas
[12:56:54] <janrinok> hi guys
[12:55:00] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1785
[12:55:00] <Bytram> coffee++ brb
[12:54:54] * Bytram is definitely not awake yet; yet another whoosh for me!
[12:54:23] <crutchy> there was a wasted opportunity for a superb brick top quote
[12:53:59] janrinok_afk is now known as janrinok
[12:53:25] <Bytram> Oh! I thought you meant as a user on the site!
[12:52:58] <exec> nicks in #soylent: 43
[12:52:54] <crutchy> ~users count #soylent
[12:51:44] <Bytram> I'm soo confused; so what did you mean by "we lost chromas" AND "43 is a bit lower than the usual 51 :/"
[12:50:57] <crutchy> Bytram, i dunno. he's literally about 13,000 km from me
[12:50:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> let me know when it's safe to come back.
[12:50:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> you do that then. i'm gonna step outside and smoke.
[12:49:53] <crutchy> we're in danger of turning into a circlejerk o.O
[12:49:47] <Bytram> crutchy: where did he go?
[12:49:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> and the reboot
[12:49:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> i blame SJWs
[12:49:16] <crutchy> 43 is a bit lower than the usual 51 :/
[12:48:46] <crutchy> we lost chromas
[12:45:42] <Bytram> :(
[12:45:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> yes
[12:45:29] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: I assume you have checked these pages: https://stripe.com AND https://stripe.com
[12:45:05] * crutchy shows himself out
[12:44:53] <crutchy> they have a sister company called 'mirror'
[12:44:49] <cmn32480> amen
[12:44:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeesh, it's too early to need a beer
[12:42:24] <Bytram> nice, non-collisional name :/
[12:42:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> stripe
[12:42:10] <Bytram> who are 'they' again?
[12:42:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, it's not a proper term. it's just what they call a blob of information that their system can parse.
[12:41:57] <Bytram> the answer to the 'dictionary' problem -- that you're waiting for the e-mail reply
[12:41:31] <Bytram> on the net or on Stackoverflow?
[12:41:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> wut?
[12:41:16] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: any luck with searching for it?
[12:41:13] <MrPlow> exec, you're a socialist!
[12:41:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> #socialist exec
[12:41:00] * exec pokes PlowKing
[12:40:59] <crutchy> .poke PlowKing
[12:40:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> argh. i hate getting stuck on something and having to wait on an email to get anything done
[12:40:41] <crutchy> just need an UPDATE query >;-D
[12:39:57] <Bytram> =)
[12:39:53] <Bytram> I recall modding a comment to +5, modding it as spam, modding it back up to +5, modding it as spam, and then flagging it as NOT SPAM to see if I could get a karma of +30 or so.
[12:39:52] <crutchy> stupid wifi/intertubes... i have a 0.4-0.5 sec ping :/
[12:39:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> and assuming it starts out at at least +1
[12:38:52] <Bytram> crutchy: I don't know if you can do that, now, but I did test that when it first rolled out.
[12:38:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, if you really want to and have multiple accounts, yeah
[12:38:18] <crutchy> can you mod spam twice and have -20 karma?
[12:38:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> bleh, lousy roomie. bringing home a huge smoker/grill trailer instead of Markie Post.
[12:37:48] <Bytram> hrm.
[12:37:45] <Bytram> oh, how could I have misread that? Now I see what you mean.
[12:37:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> which is a bug that you can still mod it.
[12:36:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm thinking leave it there because he's saying that you can mod it spam still but the -10 doesn't get applied.
[12:36:27] <Bender> karma - git: 6
[12:36:27] <crutchy> git++
[12:36:21] <Bytram> I agree that it would be a bear to fix and am happy with closing it as "won't fix"
[12:36:20] <Bytram> back to the discussion; so do you agree it's a valid use case?
[12:35:33] <Bytram> k
[12:35:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> no so, just slightly mocking takyon
[12:35:21] <crutchy> if this must get nasty, may i suggest the .flip command :)
[12:34:29] <Bytram> so?
[12:34:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> thas not a user, thas takyon
[12:34:04] <crutchy> we need to spite anyone who doesn't agree with us, with spiteful spitedness!
[12:33:51] <Bytram> it was not yet spam, but should have been modded that way
[12:33:40] <Bytram> huh? My understanding was that the user was looking at a comment that was already at -1, and then wanted to mod it as spam.
[12:33:36] <crutchy> tmb, for socialist justice!
[12:33:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> and fix that
[12:32:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, i'd like to find out why you CAN spam mod something at -1 already.
[12:32:53] <crutchy> if a comment is modded "+5, spam" and someone is surfing at say +2, they still gunna see the spam :p
[12:32:29] <Bytram> so, is a problem but close as won't fix; I can live with that.
[12:32:10] <crutchy> for the filters?
[12:31:58] <Bytram> there IS a reason to want to do that.
[12:31:50] <Bytram> This particular bug should properly be classified as "why the hell are we allowing spam mods to something already moderated down to -1".
[12:31:49] <Bytram> oh, I'm sure it does. I'm just saying that your original reply:
[12:31:43] <crutchy> TheMightyBuzzard, sounds like a plan :D
[12:31:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> runs the risk of breaking moderation entirely in fun and exciting ways.
[12:30:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> i agree but not enough to think it's a good idea to make a special use case for the spam mod.
[12:30:56] <crutchy> maybe let users mod and unmod spam
[12:30:38] <Bytram> just that it is a valid point.
[12:30:32] <Bytram> I'm not saying it is necessarily worth the effort involved in coding it
[12:30:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, uranus-is-even-further
[12:30:13] <Bytram> I'm just saying that there IS a valid use case for wanting to be able to mod a -1 comment as spam. do you not agree?
[12:29:14] <Bytram> unless someone modded it UP, and then, and only then modded it as spam
[12:29:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> s/ding/ting/
[12:29:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> there is much code in there prevending it.
[12:28:57] <crutchy> from the mars-is-further-out-than-venus dept.
[12:28:57] <Bytram> so, said comment wouold never appear on that list...unless
[12:28:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh. luck of the draw there. you're not supposed to be able to downmod something that's already at -1.
[12:28:37] <Bytram> but, #211 is saying that once a comment is at -1, you cannot mod it as spam.
[12:28:19] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - MRI Shows Heart Ages Differently in Women Than in Men - http://sylnt.us - as-long-as-it-keeps-on-beating
[12:28:17] <Bytram> yes, that IIRC lists comments that HAVE BEEN modded as spam
[12:27:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> you know about the https://soylentnews.org page, yeah?
[12:27:46] <Bytram> but how do we know if they are a spammer if a user cannot mod the comment as spam because it was already at -1
[12:27:24] <Bytram> agreed
[12:27:10] <Bytram> that is absolutely gross, but I hope you get the idea
[12:27:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'd personally prefer it be because we all looked at it and said "yup, that's a spammer, for certain"
[12:26:58] <Bytram> conceptually: select cid, uid, nick from users, comments, user_info where (join stuff) uid.comment.mod is spam
[12:26:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> mods is done by users and i don't wanna go blocking an ipid from posting cause users downmodded them.
[12:25:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> in that case though you should be looking at the comments not the mods.
[12:25:17] <Bytram> nod nod
[12:25:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, you could look at that on an ac too i spose
[12:25:08] <Bytram> well, we also have ipid and, umm, that other id
[12:24:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> eh, not especially unless the user is registered
[12:24:36] <Bytram> I mena, what if I want to know if a user is a 'serial spammer'?
[12:24:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh well, email fired off to support@stripe to clarify their documentation
[12:24:20] <Bytram> still, *correctly* identifying comments as spam does have value, right?
[12:23:57] * TheMightyBuzzard chuckles
[12:23:48] <Bytram> yeah, I was a little undercaffeinated.
[12:23:39] <Bytram> oh, that.
[12:23:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://github.com
[12:23:20] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: what did you do THAT for?
[12:22:12] <Bytram> huh?
[12:22:01] * TheMightyBuzzard smakes Bytram
[12:19:36] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[12:16:51] <Bytram> Brrr!
[12:16:44] <exec> 03McMurdo, Antarctica - currently -5°F, partly cloudy, wind E at 8 mph, humidity 58% - Friday partly cloudy (-9°F:-4°F), Saturday mostly sunny (7°F:13°F), Sunday cloudy (-5°F:7°F), Monday mostly cloudy (-7°F:8°F)
[12:16:42] <Bytram> ~weather McMurdo
[12:16:33] <exec> 03Riyadh Saudi Arabia - currently 90°F, widespread dust, wind S at 6 mph, humidity 22% - Friday sunny (69°F:90°F), Saturday sunny (71°F:93°F), Sunday mostly sunny (71°F:95°F), Monday mostly sunny (70°F:95°F)
[12:16:31] <Bytram> ~weather riyahd
[12:16:12] <exec> 03Presque Isle, ME, USA - currently 36°F, mostly cloudy, wind W at 9 mph, humidity 85% - Friday mostly cloudy (24°F:42°F), Saturday partly cloudy (37°F:48°F), Sunday showers (27°F:51°F), Monday partly cloudy (24°F:44°F)
[12:16:10] <Bytram> ~weather presque isle
[12:15:52] <exec> 03Portland, ME, USA - currently 43°F, partly cloudy, wind NW at 17 mph, humidity 55% - Friday partly cloudy (32°F:51°F), Saturday mostly cloudy (43°F:51°F), Sunday scattered showers (36°F:61°F), Monday partly cloudy (33°F:53°F)
[12:15:51] <Bytram> ~weather portland, me
[12:15:48] <exec> 03Portland, OR, USA - currently 43°F, partly cloudy, wind NW at 1 mph, humidity 89% - Friday partly cloudy (48°F:67°F), Saturday cloudy (48°F:66°F), Sunday scattered showers (53°F:66°F), Monday showers (48°F:64°F)
[12:15:46] <Bytram> ~weather portland
[12:13:03] <exec> 03Boston, MA, USA - currently 52°F, mostly cloudy, wind NW at 14 mph, humidity 51% - Friday partly cloudy (38°F:51°F), Saturday partly cloudy (47°F:52°F), Sunday scattered showers (44°F:61°F), Monday mostly sunny (38°F:53°F)
[12:13:01] <Bytram> ~weather boston
[12:12:57] <Bytram> lol
[12:12:52] <exec> The current maximum UID is 5923, owned by ewk
[12:12:51] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 5923, owned by ewk
[12:12:51] <Bytram> !uid
[12:12:48] <Bytram> ~uid
[12:12:44] * Bytram wonders what happened THAT year?
[12:12:33] -!- JamesNZ has quit [Remote host closed the connection]
[12:12:19] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1784
[12:12:19] <Bytram> coffee++
[12:12:14] Bytram|away is now known as Bytram
[12:01:08] <crutchy> good movie
[12:01:00] <exec> [google] https://en.wikipedia.org(2015_film)
[12:00:58] <crutchy> ~g the walk movie
[11:45:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> ye gads, they use map
[11:41:16] <cmn32480> good plan
[11:40:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> think i'll look at one of the prebuilt modules on cpan, see how they do it
[11:39:50] * exec spontaneously postulates a caravan of pancakes towards TMB
[11:39:48] <cmn32480> ~g'morning TMB
[11:39:43] <cmn32480> ~g'mornign TMB
[11:39:33] <cmn32480> nothign like clear documentation
[11:39:28] <cmn32480> oh dear.
[11:33:04] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 8
[11:33:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[11:32:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> isn't a template issue. stripe wants cc info stuck into a "dictionary" and posted to them but they don't say what a dictionary is or how to properly format one.
[11:31:26] <cmn32480> buzzard - Bytram has been getting a fair bit of experience with the site templates. Maybe he can help. What's good for the Goose, etc...
[11:29:28] cmn32480|away is now known as cmn32480
[11:28:39] janrinok is now known as janrinok_afk
[11:28:32] zz_janrinok is now known as janrinok
[11:26:51] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1783
[11:26:51] <cmn32480|away> coffee++
[11:21:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> kay, i gots no idear how to do that and it's not becoming clear by staring at it.
[11:10:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> erg... too early for me to be monkeying with templates too
[11:07:37] <SirFinkus> http://i.imgur.com never too early
[11:06:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> too early in the morning for that kinda nonsense
[11:05:32] <SirFinkus> some high level creativity there
[11:05:19] <SirFinkus> pulling them out more and more
[11:05:13] <SirFinkus> they tied some guy's guts to a bike and are torturing him by peddling the bike
[11:04:54] <SirFinkus> haha, this movie is great
[10:57:10] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - STEM Hiring, Now With Science - http://sylnt.us - wot,-no-bias?
[10:50:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, prolly best
[10:49:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm
[10:48:57] <crutchy> CreateProcess it is
[10:48:34] <crutchy> need completely separate processes
[10:48:21] <crutchy> g'day
[10:48:16] * crutchy is giving up on using dlls for delphi bot. if i bork a dll process it might still bring down the bot
[10:47:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> evenin, crutchy
[10:41:04] <Bender> karma - friday_night: 1
[10:41:04] <crutchy> friday_night++
[10:40:58] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1782
[10:40:58] <crutchy> coffee++
[10:25:12] <Bender> karma - donuts: 10
[10:25:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> donuts++
[10:25:06] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1781
[10:25:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:58:09] -!- chromas has quit [Ping timeout: 272 seconds]
[09:57:31] -!- SocialJusticeBastion has quit [Ping timeout: 272 seconds]
[09:56:15] -!- sedctl has quit [Ping timeout: 272 seconds]
[09:26:01] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - University of Washington Stolen Hardware Had Details of CIA Lawsuit - http://sylnt.us - if-it's-valuable-encrypt-it
[09:23:20] -!- Ethanol-fooled has quit [Quit: Leaving]
[09:00:39] <Ethanol-fooled> Matrix math and shit.
[08:58:04] -!- JamesNZ [JamesNZ!~james@43-567-441-22.bitstream.orcon.net.nz] has joined #Soylent
[08:57:22] <Ethanol-fooled> My previous employer had C++ code developed with Borland 5
[08:52:44] <crutchy> pornoland delphi
[08:51:14] -!- Tachyon [Tachyon!~Tachyon@xuco.me] has joined #Soylent
[08:50:48] <crutchy> borland was awesome though
[08:50:40] <crutchy> i stopped giving a shit about whoever makes delphi after inprise
[08:50:03] <crutchy> good for some things but can be confusing
[08:49:32] <crutchy> just by setting a property value you could be doing a fuckload of other stuff in the background
[08:48:50] <crutchy> but yeah getters and setters do seem a bit weird
[08:40:46] <Ethanol-fooled> that is true.
[08:37:53] <crutchy> properties are more for visual components so you can set up shit in the IDE. you can use methods galore otherwise
[08:37:53] <Ethanol-fooled> sometimes you want to know that you're changing a variable securely rather than just type class.member = x from outside the class.
[08:36:27] <Ethanol-fooled> c#, i mean.
[08:36:20] <Ethanol-fooled> The way it does accessors and mutators is kinda weird. I prefer to use methods rather than their weird set and get nonsense.
[08:36:00] <crutchy> they took pascal and shit all over it?
[08:35:29] <chromas> c# is a weirdo language because it has pascal heritage
[08:35:07] <crutchy> blue ribbon icecream is awesome
[08:34:29] <crutchy> wow. pascal is a weirdo language? i must be in 'the future' (tm)
[08:34:11] <Ethanol-fooled> that's a good idea, chromas.
[08:34:07] <chromas> sounds contradictory to me
[08:33:57] <chromas> Ladarius needs a web scraper so he can grab quotes from chimpmania
[08:33:54] <Ethanol-fooled> The next one's gonna be Java. Write once, debug everywhere.
[08:33:39] <Ethanol-fooled> Nah, I don't use weirdo languages.
[08:33:12] <crutchy> even though it does fuck all atm
[08:33:00] <crutchy> Ethanol-fooled, you could use my delphi bot :D
[08:32:57] <chromas> downgrade to 10
[08:32:54] <chromas> 7 also has free downgrade rights
[08:32:10] <chromas> then they said "well, what's the best way to remove this bullet? oh! how about another bullet!"
[08:32:04] <Ethanol-fooled> and Classic Shell
[08:31:59] <Ethanol-fooled> Windows 8 has free downgrade rights.
[08:31:46] <chromas> with windows 8
[08:31:43] <Ethanol-fooled> Nobody's gonna accept that is the "new normal" with all the hackings going on.
[08:31:20] <Ethanol-fooled> Microsoft just shot themselves in the foot.
[08:29:24] * chromas gives microsoft a sword and a pillow
[08:28:53] <chromas> well if even peanut butter doesn't help, I guess microsoft has just totally failed
[08:28:25] * Ethanol-fooled bites chromas' face
[08:28:10] * chromas wraps win 10 in peanut butter and puts it near Ethanol-fooled
[08:27:48] <Ethanol-fooled> no thanks, Chromas.
[08:27:41] <Ethanol-fooled> The original code of the bot is clever with how it works with IRC but isn't very stable.
[08:27:34] <chromas> if you're not afeared of win10 you can upgrade it and your installation becomes legit
[08:26:57] <Ethanol-fooled> Piratng visual studio has consequences. You crack your windows 7 and think that installing even the free version of visual studio ain't gonna fuck that up. but it does.
[08:26:50] <chromas> "Ya got ta diversify yer bonds, nigga"
[08:26:40] <chromas> language diversity
[08:26:21] <Ethanol-fooled> yeah, I should probably redo him in Java.
[08:26:03] <chromas> wasn't LaDarius written in C# or something?
[08:25:58] <Ethanol-fooled> he could use a bottom-up rewrite, which I could do if I weren't so lazy and distracted.
[08:25:37] <Ethanol-fooled> actually I broke LaDarius. I need to get to the bottom of why he crashes all the time.
[08:24:58] <Ethanol-fooled> chromas, I have just the tool.
[08:24:46] <chromas> we need a bot with a chimpout command
[08:24:42] <crutchy> they get moar sex than me so i'm kinda jealous
[08:24:23] <Bender> karma - queers: 1
[08:24:23] <Ethanol-fooled> Queers++
[08:24:16] <crutchy> nah gays are ok
[08:24:10] <crutchy> one of my guinea pigs is doing paper mache
[08:24:07] <SocialJusticeBastion> Why do you hate gays, crutchy? You're homophobic and cisgendered
[08:23:52] <crutchy> aw cool!
[08:23:52] <Ethanol-fooled> I know the feels.
[08:23:41] <Ethanol-fooled> hey bro, I have an FCC license with a ship-radar endorsement I've never used. Ever.
[08:23:32] <crutchy> SocialJusticeBastion: sedctl said you were gay. kill it!
[08:23:15] -!- SocialJusticeBastion [SocialJusticeBastion!~confirms@0::1] has joined #Soylent
[08:23:04] <crutchy> :<
[08:23:00] <crutchy> fuck. 10 years ago
[08:22:47] <crutchy> fiik how it works now. that was over 10 years ago
[08:22:31] <crutchy> i remember that name. we did filters using transfer functions
[08:22:21] <Ethanol-fooled> or the simpler stuff like lowpass, highpass, bandpass
[08:21:48] <Ethanol-fooled> did you do advanced filtering like Chebyshev?
[08:21:35] * crutchy gawks at sedctl
[08:21:21] * sedctl is a 53-line gawk script, https://github.com
[08:21:21] <crutchy> sedctl: chromas hates you
[08:21:10] -!- sedctl [sedctl!~sedctl@50-50-115-186.dhcp.knwc.wa.charter.com] has joined #Soylent
[08:21:04] <crutchy> *circuit
[08:20:59] <crutchy> sircuit reduction, logic reduction
[08:20:41] <crutchy> didn't get to do a lot of it, but i did some AC and filters. pretty cool stuff
[08:20:13] <Ethanol-fooled> electrical theory is awesome.
[08:20:05] <crutchy> even electrical theory sounds more interesting
[08:19:43] <Ethanol-fooled> using the upside-down A and the backwards E
[08:19:39] <crutchy> nasty
[08:19:18] <Ethanol-fooled> predicate calculus is kinda like sets, except you're doing it with algebra and calculus problems.
[08:19:07] <crutchy> hate stats almost as much as i fuckin hate pikeys
[08:18:42] <crutchy> ew wtf is predicate? i vaguely remember something about sets, with those upside down U things and stuff
[08:18:00] <Ethanol-fooled> ALL FUCKING PROOFS. FUG!
[08:17:46] <Ethanol-fooled> predicate calculus, symbolic logic, mathematical induction, set theory, graphs/trees
[08:17:35] <crutchy> sounds almost as boring as stats though :p
[08:17:04] <crutchy> i dun even know/remember what discrete math is
[08:16:18] <Ethanol-fooled> Nope. All. Fucking. Proofs. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
[08:16:08] <Ethanol-fooled> discrete math is kicking my ass right now. I waltz in to the class thinking it's just gonna be statistics with some computer-science problems.
[08:15:39] <crutchy> the wine is going down a little too easy :D
[08:15:34] <Ethanol-fooled> That's harsh, though. It punishes the people who are otherwise decent but just suck at tests.
[08:14:44] <crutchy> its just their way of scaring the shit out of students to make them study
[08:14:08] <crutchy> fucking hate exams
[08:13:51] <crutchy> the material wasn't dynamics luckily
[08:13:41] <crutchy> that was typical for most exams though. we had some subjects that were 80% or 90%
[08:13:31] <Ethanol-fooled> Did you take discrete math?
[08:13:02] <crutchy> was pretty shit
[08:12:47] <Ethanol-fooled> Oh man, that's pretty stressful.
[08:12:37] <crutchy> it was only a 2hr exam, and the exam was 70% of the grade
[08:12:17] <Ethanol-fooled> each problem is a whole fucking page.
[08:12:12] <Ethanol-fooled> even babby differential equations in Calc II are a pain in the ass.
[08:11:34] <crutchy> differential equations without a computer is a bitch
[08:11:26] <Ethanol-fooled> Oh man, I remember dynamics is baby physics, I struggled with even that. And it was algebra physics, no calc.
[08:10:58] <crutchy> half the class failed that
[08:10:54] <crutchy> hmm. prolly dynamics
[08:10:42] <Ethanol-fooled> what was your hardest class? If you don't mind me asking and being a nosey fuck.
[08:10:18] <crutchy> yeah i barely passed some units as it was
[08:09:55] <Ethanol-fooled> That's a good thing to be around other nerds in college. People studying intensive stuff should be around as few distractions as possible.
[08:09:47] <crutchy> everyone may as well have had no reproductive organs at all
[08:09:23] <crutchy> a nerd fest
[08:09:12] <crutchy> not even that
[08:09:02] <Ethanol-fooled> so, a sausage-fest?
[08:08:53] <crutchy> i was stuck in a fucking separate campus full of engineers
[08:08:46] <Ethanol-fooled> i DO know from firsthand experience.
[08:08:38] <Ethanol-fooled> yes, crutchy, that is true...but they're crazy/
[08:08:37] <crutchy> not that i would know :/
[08:08:30] <crutchy> and apparently they put out
[08:08:20] <crutchy> female art students are hot
[08:07:14] <Ethanol-fooled> er--gold.
[08:06:44] <Ethanol-fooled> Seeing all the butthurt from religious people was worth its weight in piss.
[08:06:26] <Ethanol-fooled> People slam art education, but they shouldn't - art classes are a great place to learn why censorship is a bad thing.
[08:06:01] <Ethanol-fooled> I actually learned about Piss Christ in an art class. The teacher was basically trolling the conservative Catholic majority in that area. It was glorious.
[08:05:20] <Ethanol-fooled> defecating on stage is "art". Well, shit, we've come a long way since DuChamp's toilet.
[08:04:52] <SirFinkus> but that's art
[08:04:08] <Ethanol-fooled> If they show uncensored G.G. Allin vids and Pink Flamingos, they will show anything else.
[08:03:49] <Ethanol-fooled> Probably a lot of softcore on YouTube
[08:02:48] <chromas> photophobia addict
[08:02:04] <SirFinkus> "from all appearances, you'd think she spent her life undressing"
[08:00:13] <SirFinkus> I think this might be a porno
[07:58:29] <Ethanol-fooled> Might as well be a lesson on how to make a good sandwich.
[07:58:06] <Ethanol-fooled> Das sexiss'
[07:57:47] <SirFinkus> holy shit, haven't seen this one yet, it sounds like gold https://youtu.be
[07:57:23] <Ethanol-fooled> One of them was He-Man looking at the camera saying, if a bad person touches you in ways you don't like, tell another adult. Tell your mom and dad. Tell a priest. Tell a policeman.
[07:56:48] <Ethanol-fooled> Saw an episode of He-man where (like many cartoons in the 80s) every cartoon came with a moral at the end.
[07:55:54] <SirFinkus> boys beware etc
[07:55:50] <SirFinkus> they old timey stuff I mean
[07:55:45] <SirFinkus> even our "serious" propaganda is hilarious now
[07:54:51] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - YouTube Offers Premium Paid Subscription "YouTube Red" - http://sylnt.us
[07:53:37] <Ethanol-fooled> We had awesome propaganda. Our enemies propaganda sucked. Too serious.
[07:53:10] <Ethanol-fooled> that was a pretty cool line.
[07:53:02] <Ethanol-fooled> "kick like a mule"
[07:51:56] <SirFinkus> there was an ass joke in there too
[07:51:44] <Ethanol-fooled> I liked the line about sending them to "the other place"
[07:51:31] <Ethanol-fooled> Ah, man...back when America was the GOOD guy.
[07:51:31] <SirFinkus> "we'll turn him around on democracy's lap"
[07:51:04] <SirFinkus> the opener was good too
[07:50:54] <Ethanol-fooled> laughed my ass off at that line
[07:50:44] <SirFinkus> "the japs and all their huey will be turned into chop suey"
[07:50:22] <Ethanol-fooled> HAHAHAHAHAH
[07:50:06] <Ethanol-fooled> it sounds like Super Mario World background music
[07:49:38] <Ethanol-fooled> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
[07:49:32] <Ethanol-fooled> Holy crap. But that's one catchy beat.
[07:49:16] <SirFinkus> holy shit, it's even more racist
[07:49:11] -!- chromas [chromas!~chromas@0::1] has joined #Soylent
[07:49:09] <SirFinkus> a little less subtle https://www.youtube.com
[07:47:00] <SirFinkus> oh, it's an entire song https://www.youtube.com
[07:44:25] <crutchy> =nick mrhanky
[07:44:04] <crutchy> hehe towelie :)
[07:42:28] <Ethanol-fooled> if any of the disney characters would be a nazi, it's donald duck. Talks like he's puking into a barf bag like all Germans.
[07:42:00] <Ethanol-fooled> the one where donald duck is sieg heiling is pretty funny
[07:40:16] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com catchy song
[07:36:45] <Ethanol-fooled> history is awesome.
[07:36:35] <Ethanol-fooled> heheheh
[07:35:27] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[07:33:16] <Ethanol-fooled> Hahahahah! Man, that's a terrible cartoon. It shocks even me at some points.
[07:32:59] <Ethanol-fooled> Tokyo Jokio.
[07:32:52] <Ethanol-fooled> WWII era cartoons were even more dark and violent.
[07:31:01] <Ethanol-fooled> looks liek chromas is playing with bots.
[07:30:35] -!- chromas has quit [Ping timeout: 272 seconds]
[07:29:19] -!- Towelie has quit [Ping timeout: 272 seconds]
[07:29:19] -!- sedctl has quit [Ping timeout: 272 seconds]
[07:26:39] <SirFinkus> http://www.dan-dare.org
[07:26:39] <SirFinkus> this site is a trip back to 1999
[07:25:35] <SirFinkus> it has mobsters in it, and hillbillies with a still in the back of their car
[07:24:48] <SirFinkus> or too violent
[07:24:15] -!- sedctl [sedctl!~sedctl@0::1] has joined #Soylent
[07:23:22] <Ethanol-fooled> Nowadays all that stuff would be considered racist and sexist.
[07:22:57] -!- Towelie [Towelie!~confirms@0::1] has joined #Soylent
[07:22:03] <Ethanol-fooled> Hahaha, the one shaped like a cocknballs is driven by Peter Perfect.
[07:21:45] <Ethanol-fooled> http://www.dan-dare.org
[07:20:46] <SirFinkus> those mozzies hate dogs too, so it's a bonus
[07:19:44] <Ethanol-fooled> hahah, those vehicles were hilarious.
[07:19:03] <SirFinkus> we could probably engineer the dastardly and muttley ones too
[07:18:35] <Ethanol-fooled> strafing them and shit.
[07:18:24] <Ethanol-fooled> that would be pretty awesome as well.
[07:18:18] <Ethanol-fooled> hahah, hell yeah Fink
[07:18:09] <SirFinkus> although for the people we're fight these days, we could probably be just as effective with biplanes
[07:18:04] <Ethanol-fooled> reportedly the russkies had a jammer that shut down the system and left the ship a sitting duck.
[07:17:32] <Ethanol-fooled> (using electronic warfare)
[07:17:23] <Ethanol-fooled> What I want to know is, if that rumor about the Russkies blinding the Aegis combat system aboard that ship was true or just bullshit,.
[07:16:46] <Ethanol-fooled> Yeah, the A-10 is still useful for a lot of the shit we're still doing.
[07:16:20] <SirFinkus> I'm just pissed because they're trying to get rid of the A-10
[07:15:42] -!- chromas [chromas!~chromas@0::1] has joined #Soylent
[07:14:19] <crutchy> and the su-35 kicks arse anyway. it would be an awesome plane to have
[07:13:12] <Ethanol-fooled> Oh yeah. We're getting Goatse'd.
[07:12:59] <Ethanol-fooled> That program is a boondoggle.
[07:12:56] <crutchy> $100 million is probably spare change compared to how much US taxpayers are getting rorted by the jsf program
[07:12:44] <Ethanol-fooled> at least you did something about it.
[07:12:24] -!- chromas has quit [Read error: Connection reset by peer]
[07:12:13] -!- yack has quit [Ping timeout: 272 seconds]
[07:11:35] -!- sedctl has quit [Ping timeout: 272 seconds]
[07:11:17] <crutchy> if nobody says anything these wankers spending my taxes are just gunna blow it on crap. they prolly would anyway, but i can at least bitch about it to get my moniesworth
[07:10:22] <Ethanol-fooled> SO canada really did pull out, huh? Thought that was just a rumor.
[07:09:42] <Ethanol-fooled> you will be one of the first rounded up.
[07:09:33] <Ethanol-fooled> HAHAHA, welcome to the watch-list, comrade.
[07:09:21] <crutchy> 100x su-35 prolly still cheaper than half a dozen jsf
[07:08:09] <crutchy> appaently canada pulled out of the jsf program, so its gunna cost straya an extra $100 million. i wrote to the defence minister and said we should buy 100 SU-35 flankers instead
[07:06:11] <crutchy> getting killed trying to save kurds from what i read
[07:05:52] <crutchy> wtf is america doing anyway?
[07:05:31] <crutchy> iran seems to be doing more to combat isis than america
[07:05:11] <SirFinkus> or iran, or whatever the boogeyman they're talking about is
[07:04:52] <SirFinkus> saudi arabia is my litmus test to tell if someone really cares all that much about isis
[07:04:45] <crutchy> we would ride hydralisks to work instead of kangaroos
[07:04:36] * chromas imagines a snake population explosion
[07:04:22] <crutchy> nah we would just train the zerg like we have the drop bears
[07:04:15] <Ethanol-fooled> And if you guys don't get them, your critters will.
[07:03:53] <Ethanol-fooled> But if the war starts soon we have our supercarriers, so they won't even reach. Though Aussies might get Zerg-rushed...then "fuck off, we're full" would have a whole new meaning.
[07:03:09] <Ethanol-fooled> America could stand up to a Zerg rush, because we have "a gun behind every blade of grass"
[07:02:35] <crutchy> the american terrans spend ages fucking around trying to kill the towelhead zerg, and then when there's nothing left but zerg, the russian protoss warp in and sterilize the entire planet from orbit
[07:02:33] <Ethanol-fooled> A 3-way war
[07:02:26] <Ethanol-fooled> chromas, that would be awesome.
[07:01:56] <chromas> millions of zerglings
[07:01:49] <Ethanol-fooled> Most if not all, crutch. And right after 9/11 there was a full-page ad in NewsWeek telling America what a great friend and ally King Fahd was.
[07:01:48] <chromas> is china the zerg then?
[07:01:23] <crutchy> russia is like the protoss
[07:01:15] <crutchy> haha yeah
[07:01:09] <crutchy> wasn't all the 9/11 dudes from saudi arabia?
[07:01:06] * Ethanol-fooled wants to see the U.S. pull out of the Middle-East so Russia can steamroll it.
[07:00:35] <Ethanol-fooled> he receives a modest stipend from the CIA.
[07:00:35] <crutchy> the saudi's are certainly enjoying their american alliance
[07:00:20] <Ethanol-fooled> he lives in Argentina with Tupac and Hitler and has adopted the name "Juan Diego"
[07:00:15] <crutchy> i'd say so
[07:00:05] <Ethanol-fooled> Maybe Bin Laden was allowed to retire for his deeds in helping the CIA.
[06:57:20] <crutchy> nograb
[06:57:07] <Ethanol-fooled> huh huh...heh heh
[06:56:55] <crutchy> i usually like a nice wood in my mouth
[06:56:54] <Ethanol-fooled> but yeah, as far as not working, I'm still there...though I'm considering an internship with my previous employer or working for their competition.
[06:56:29] <crutchy> aw this one's a bit sweeter than the usual
[06:56:20] <Ethanol-fooled> crutchy, I'm pretty decent at self-regulation now...but I wish I could get more sleep so I spend less monies.
[06:55:56] <crutchy> i think every day is a friday for e-f now
[06:55:35] <SirFinkus> important question: was it a friday?
[06:55:29] <Ethanol-fooled> Shit was so cash, my friends and I were all standing around him laughing and drinking his gin. I was 15 at the time.
[06:55:13] <Ethanol-fooled> When i was a kid I came home one Friday night and found my dad passed out on the backyard concrete patio.
[06:55:03] <SirFinkus> well, that's trouble
[06:54:51] <crutchy> i'll empty this bottle of red first
[06:54:43] <Ethanol-fooled> Hahahaha
[06:54:29] <crutchy> yummy
[06:54:21] <Ethanol-fooled> your missus and kids will wake up to find you slumped on the kitchen floor in a puddle of your own piss, reeking of liquor.
[06:54:19] <crutchy> saturday :p
[06:54:07] <SirFinkus> if you can't drink whiskey on a friday, when can you drink it?
[06:53:57] <Ethanol-fooled> Hahaha, get slammed Crutch
[06:53:52] <SirFinkus> fuck it crutchy, its friday
[06:53:39] <crutchy> there's also some dubliner whiskey, but ima not going there
[06:53:31] <Ethanol-fooled> I'm already gonna go blind from chronic masturbation, I don't need to go any blinder.
[06:53:10] <Ethanol-fooled> chromas, you best not denature my alcohol.
[06:52:42] <SirFinkus> it was worth a try I thought, but too expensive
[06:52:37] * chromas goes around, spiking everyone's alcohol
[06:52:33] <crutchy> they all kinda taste similar when they only cost like $3/bottle
[06:52:31] <Ethanol-fooled> Hangover city
[06:52:27] <Ethanol-fooled> That sounds gross, Fink.
[06:52:26] <SirFinkus> from new zealand
[06:52:19] <SirFinkus> I almost got a stout aged in pinot noir barrels today
[06:52:19] <Ethanol-fooled> still good. Probably a fraction of a percent less booze though.
[06:52:14] <crutchy> fiik the difference
[06:52:07] <crutchy> shiraz cab
[06:52:01] <crutchy> oh woops
[06:52:00] <Ethanol-fooled> good sheeit.
[06:51:59] <SirFinkus> good man
[06:51:55] <crutchy> cab sav
[06:51:51] <Ethanol-fooled> what variety of red, crutch-dawg?
[06:51:33] <crutchy> got one bottle left
[06:49:47] * Ethanol-fooled sings, "How much is that dog-gy in the win-dow?" * Arf-arf!*
[06:49:47] <yack> ^ 03Pink Champagne ~ The Tyrones 1957.wmv - YouTube
[06:49:47] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[06:49:11] <Ethanol-fooled> I'm nursing the first beer of the night and scraping resin from my pipe.
[06:49:08] <SirFinkus> every time someone mentions wine I'm reminded of that scene in pink flamingos
[06:49:03] * crutchy goes to check wine rack
[06:48:48] <Ethanol-fooled> Git SUM
[06:48:47] <crutchy> that puts me to sleep every time
[06:48:41] <crutchy> Ethanol-fooled, need red wine
[06:48:26] <exec> Friday, 23 October 2015 @ 5:48 pm GMT+11 - Melbourne VIC
[06:48:26] <SirFinkus> I'm already sobered up from tonights indulgences
[06:48:24] <crutchy> ~time
[06:48:21] -!- exec [exec!~exec@utioner/T-800/BeVeryAfraid] has joined #Soylent
[06:48:16] <Ethanol-fooled> and I'm trying very unsucessfully to go to sleep.
[06:48:11] <crutchy> ~time
[06:48:08] <Ethanol-fooled> Fug, it's only thursday night here.
[06:48:04] <crutchy> yup :)
[06:47:59] <crutchy> yeehaw time to.... do nuthin :p
[06:47:54] <Ethanol-fooled> is it Friday night for you?
[06:47:46] <crutchy> friday night fockers!
[06:47:43] <Ethanol-fooled> Just like that. For such a momentous occasion, there was very little fanfare.
[06:47:32] <Bender> karma - ethanol_fooled: 2
[06:47:32] <crutchy> Ethanol_fooled++
[06:47:17] <Ethanol-fooled> And then, oh yeah, we just dumped his body in the ocean, okay, now everybody forget about Osama Bin Laden.
[06:46:43] <Bender> karma - fuckin_pies: 1
[06:46:43] <crutchy> fuckin_pies++
[06:46:37] <Bender> karma - pies: 2
[06:46:37] <crutchy> pies++
[06:46:31] <SirFinkus> imagine the exact same thing happened, without the helo crash at the compound
[06:46:13] <SirFinkus> gotta "prove" we were there
[06:46:06] <SirFinkus> it smells deliberate, if they just said "we got him" and there were just a bunch of dead guys in a compound somewhere, nobody would have bought it
[06:44:46] <Ethanol-fooled> They're NOT going to let photos of shit like that just get out. They've sent motherfuckers to prison for 35 years for leaking less.
[06:44:07] <Ethanol-fooled> Yeah, that was suspicious as fuck...I also though the "stealth helicopter debris" looked fake and staged.
[06:43:44] <SirFinkus> might have bought it if there wasn't that "helicopter crash" like a month later
[06:43:41] <Ethanol-fooled> or that he was killed early on and his body was captured and stored aboard the ship for a few years so he could be dangled in front of Americans to keep them more willing for war.
[06:42:41] <Ethanol-fooled> I'm in agreement with that theory.
[06:42:27] <SirFinkus> my theory is he died of natural causes years ago, and we just staged a stupid raid against some nobody to save face
[06:42:24] <Ethanol-fooled> The people who REALLY know probably aren't gonna be posting about it here anyway.
[06:42:08] <Ethanol-fooled> Finkus, you can fake it till you make it.
[06:41:47] <SirFinkus> I'd make a comment about bin laden, but I'm super uninformed about it
[06:41:04] -!- crutchy [crutchy!~crutchy@709-27-2-01.cust.aussiebb.net] has joined #Soylent
[06:40:17] <Bender> karma - sleep: 14
[06:40:16] <chromas> sleep-- # timesink
[06:38:05] <SirFinkus> if I don't get that much, I'm tired pretty much all the time
[06:37:50] <SirFinkus> and it really eats into the day
[06:37:43] <SirFinkus> too much sleep like that is bad for you though
[06:37:23] <Ethanol-fooled> that sounds awesome. Sleep is actually pretty healthy for you.
[06:36:31] <SirFinkus> I can sleep 14 hours a day if I sleep as much as I want
[06:36:09] <Ethanol-fooled> I heard that too many antibiotics as a kid makes people like that.
[06:35:53] <SirFinkus> naw, being tired all the time sucks
[06:35:39] <Ethanol-fooled> I wonder if I have sleep problems as a result of the holes in my head from past meth use.
[06:35:22] <Ethanol-fooled> That must be nice.
[06:34:59] <SirFinkus> I have the opposite problem, probably cancer or some shit
[06:23:54] <Ethanol-fooled> Oh sheeit! I gotta comment on that one!
[06:23:40] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - What Do We Really Know About Osama Bin Laden’s Death? - http://sylnt.us - you-can't-handle-the-truth
[06:21:54] <Ethanol-fooled> Or Michael Jackson's doctor.
[06:21:46] <Ethanol-fooled> Need some surger-grade anesthesia.
[06:21:28] <Ethanol-fooled> Can't sleep.
[06:21:24] Ethanol-fueled is now known as Ethanol-fooled
[06:21:13] -!- Ethanol-fueled [Ethanol-fueled!~Ethanol-f@ka52-830-964-802.sd.sd.cox.net] has joined #Soylent
[06:08:15] -!- Subsentient has quit [Ping timeout: 272 seconds]
[05:53:03] -!- crutchy has quit [Ping timeout: 272 seconds]
[05:51:47] -!- exec has quit [Ping timeout: 272 seconds]
[04:41:55] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v Subsentient] by Imogen
[04:41:55] -!- Subsentient [Subsentient!~WhiteRat@Soylent/Staff/Editor/Subsentient] has joined #Soylent
[04:38:19] -!- Subsentient has quit [Ping timeout: 272 seconds]
[04:27:00] <takyon> kkmmk'
[04:26:04] -!- SpallsHurgenson has quit [Quit: I am off to read a book!]
[04:21:03] -!- K_benzoate has quit [Quit: My Mac has gone to sleep. ZZZzzz…]
[04:12:10] -!- K_benzoate [K_benzoate!~textual@02-904-949-88.dhcp.gvrb.ca.charter.com] has joined #Soylent
[04:10:39] * SpallsHurgenson gibbers and gnaws on the baseboards
[04:04:45] <SpallsHurgenson> you're right, it is!
[03:58:06] <SirFinkus> what's confusing?
[03:58:02] <SirFinkus> taco bell is delicious
[03:57:46] * SpallsHurgenson contemplates pushing the button again
[03:57:36] <SpallsHurgenson> this conversation is very confusing
[03:53:55] <SirFinkus> doesn't diminish the tastyness of a cheesy gordita crunch
[03:53:51] <SpallsHurgenson> (somehow I expected ethanol-fuel to pop in suddenly and make some comment about cunnilingus there)
[03:53:40] <SirFinkus> I have
[03:53:22] <SpallsHurgenson> only if you've never eaten real mexican :)
[03:52:58] <SirFinkus> taco bell has the best cost to taste ratio
[03:52:32] <SpallsHurgenson> its not your heart you need to worry about as much as your bowels... and likely your shorts
[03:51:45] <SirFinkus> rip my heart
[03:51:44] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Astronomers Catch a Black Hole Shredding a Star to Pieces - http://sylnt.us - galactic-cheese-grater
[03:51:42] <SirFinkus> taco bell now has croissant tacos
[03:51:26] <SirFinkus> fuck
[03:50:51] <SpallsHurgenson> damn, I forgot to ask him again...
[03:50:25] <SirFinkus> everyone could blame MS for everything and it still would be an understatement
[03:49:51] cmn32480 is now known as cmn32480|away
[03:49:42] <cmn32480> there is plenty of MS to go around to accept the balme!
[03:48:37] <SpallsHurgenson> hey, you can't blame Microsoft! _I_ blame Microsoft! It's like my thing!
[03:48:34] * exec fanatically poops a DD cup of beer for everybody!
[03:48:32] <cmn32480> ~g'night everybody!
[03:48:26] <Yog-Yogguth> cya cmn32480
[03:48:18] <SirFinkus> idk why
[03:48:16] <cmn32480> and with that little pearl of wisdom, i bid you all farewell for the night
[03:48:14] <SirFinkus> so it's bad
[03:48:10] <SirFinkus> idk, fucking microsoft is involved somehow
[03:48:01] <SpallsHurgenson> mono is open sores?
[03:47:58] <SirFinkus> but not free software
[03:47:51] <SirFinkus> or something
[03:47:49] <SirFinkus> but mono is open source!
[03:47:33] <cmn32480> I think stereo types exist 'cuz mono sucked
[03:47:21] <cmn32480> some would say that stereo types exist for a reason
[03:46:40] <SirFinkus> and how copper wire was invented
[03:46:38] <cmn32480> some are more stereotyped than others.
[03:46:24] <SirFinkus> I suppose you know why jews have big noses then
[03:46:19] <cmn32480> ther are jokes about every ethnic group
[03:45:53] <SpallsHurgenson> it's not anti-semetic! it's HISTORICAL! :)
[03:44:40] <SpallsHurgenson> oh, those are fine... those date back to pre-medieval times :)
[03:44:25] <SirFinkus> if you'd like to hear those
[03:44:16] <SirFinkus> I have some Jew jokes too
[03:44:08] <SirFinkus> good job
[03:44:04] <SirFinkus> SpallsHurgenson kills the vibe again
[03:43:52] <Yog-Yogguth> I thought they dated back to coal :P
[03:43:26] <SpallsHurgenson> not to godwin the conversation, but a lot of anti-pollack jokes date back to the nazis...
[03:42:50] <cmn32480> sheesh...
[03:42:50] <Yog-Yogguth> :)
[03:42:46] <Yog-Yogguth> heh
[03:42:40] <SirFinkus> Take the pin out and throw it back
[03:42:34] <Yog-Yogguth> don't know
[03:42:19] <SirFinkus> What do you do if a Pollak throws a hand-grenade at you?
[03:41:33] <Yog-Yogguth> he wrote an intersting thing about mars colonization I had read before
[03:41:15] <Yog-Yogguth> hehe I suck at jokes
[03:41:11] <SirFinkus> the phd in physics one
[03:41:04] <SirFinkus> now THAT sounds like the start of a joke Yog-Yogguth
[03:41:01] <SpallsHurgenson> hit it with a torpedo!
[03:41:00] <Yog-Yogguth> but anyway, back to coal fired rockets ;)
[03:40:54] <cmn32480> we do have some VERY smart people here
[03:40:28] <cmn32480> how do you sink a polish submarine?
[03:40:27] <Yog-Yogguth> I recognized one of the people on SN who's polish, he's a PHD in physics iirc :3
[03:40:01] <cmn32480> they forgot their swim trunks?
[03:39:52] <SirFinkus> they drowned during spring training
[03:39:38] <SpallsHurgenson> that sounds like the start to a joke...
[03:39:12] <SpallsHurgenson> yay! I knew if I kept pressing that button it would eventually happen!
[03:39:08] <SirFinkus> What happened to the polish hockey team?
[03:38:53] -!- SpallsHurgenson [SpallsHurgenson!~SpallsHur@Soylent/Users/656/SpallsHurgenson] has joined #Soylent
[03:38:53] -!- SpallsHurgenson has quit [Changing host]
[03:38:51] -!- SpallsHurgenson [SpallsHurgenson!~SpallsHur@teu-668-126-59-57.nj.res.rr.com] has joined #Soylent
[03:38:43] <SirFinkus> yes
[03:38:39] <cmn32480> put it in water?
[03:38:26] <SirFinkus> How do you sink a polish battleship?
[03:37:51] <cmn32480> we won't miss him
[03:37:26] <SirFinkus> for the polack
[03:37:25] -!- SpallsHurgenson has quit [Read error: Connection reset by peer]
[03:37:25] <cmn32480> show of hands... who is surprised?
[03:37:17] <SirFinkus> we weren't entertaining enough I guess
[03:37:07] -!- brainacid has quit [Quit: Web client closed]
[03:37:02] <SirFinkus> probably the best thing I've ever made
[03:37:01] <SpallsHurgenson> ah, lemonfredo
[03:36:59] <brainacid> boring crowd tonight, laterz
[03:36:44] <SirFinkus> the sauce is like alfredo, but with lemon in it
[03:36:24] <SpallsHurgenson> lemons make anything delicious
[03:36:11] <cmn32480> was it the big red one?
[03:36:09] <SirFinkus> for the record, Vermicelli with Lemon is fucking delicious
[03:35:51] <SpallsHurgenson> damnit, I'm still here!
[03:35:31] * SpallsHurgenson tries again
[03:34:35] <brainacid> YOu get an error msg about stack pointer overflow underrun executive function disorder..
[03:34:13] <SpallsHurgenson> hmmm... disappointing
[03:33:53] <SpallsHurgenson> say, what happens if I press THIS button?
[03:30:11] <brainacid> Awareness of Life buddy
[03:30:00] * brainacid scoffs at *isms
[03:29:55] <brainacid> jaja
[03:29:41] <SirFinkus> what is that jainism?
[03:29:38] <brainacid> Good evening to all
[03:29:30] <brainacid> I dont even kill roaches brah
[03:29:25] <brainacid> I do care for all
[03:29:21] <cmn32480> I guess all you need is a biscuit
[03:29:15] <chromas> nah, that's diddling
[03:29:05] <SpallsHurgenson> cmns32480: well, it didn't BEFORE you mentioned it but now... :)
[03:28:32] <cmn32480> I really hope that doodling doesn't mean what it sounds like
[03:27:58] * SpallsHurgenson knows this place that serves some really excellent hydrazine...
[03:26:59] <SirFinkus> take me to dinner first SpallsHurgenson
[03:26:52] <cmn32480> great googly moogly...
[03:25:47] * SpallsHurgenson doesn't care and starts doodling on SirFinkus' face
[03:25:35] * SirFinkus isn't important
[03:25:21] <SirFinkus> doubt you care though
[03:25:15] <SirFinkus> I am
[03:23:51] <brainacid> Anyone awake?
[03:22:49] -!- brainacid [brainacid!~329932fd@50.153.pl.prn] has joined #Soylent
[03:14:26] * SpallsHurgenson signs the artwork "Martyb" just to mess with him :)
[03:03:11] * SpallsHurgenson gets out the permanent marker and starts doodling on Bytram's face
[03:01:26] Bytram is now known as Bytram|away
[03:01:17] <Bytram> have a good night everyone!
[03:01:05] <Bytram> ouch. it *hurt* to type that!
[03:00:47] <Bytram> any weigh, thyme four mi too sleep
[03:00:45] * SpallsHurgenson gives Bytram a nice hot cup of herbal tea and sends him off to bed
[03:00:31] <SpallsHurgenson> stop using facts and logic against me! it makes me look stupid :) :)
[03:00:10] <Bytram> =)
[03:00:08] <Bytram> they were ALREADY broken, I swear! I was just telling ya about it, is all!
[02:59:34] <Bytram> and, if I'm dead, I have some amazing typing skills from the great beyond!
[02:59:33] <SpallsHurgenson> well, if you didn't keep BREAKING the servers... ;-)
[02:59:13] <Bytram> well, since I *was* up at 0500 to keep an eye on the system reboots, that might just be a factor atm
[02:58:08] <SpallsHurgenson> one or the other, I'm not sure
[02:58:07] <Gravis> SpallsHurgenson: and the dead
[02:58:02] <SpallsHurgenson> ... and the tired.
[02:58:00] <SpallsHurgenson> sleep is for the weak...
[02:57:36] <Bytram> methinks Buzz had the right idea... time for me to hit the hay, too.
[02:57:31] <Gravis> SpallsHurgenson: what, you dont like my bleak embrace of MS love?
[02:56:04] <SpallsHurgenson> come to think of it, I may have posted that story here before. Not that anyone commented on it then either :)
[02:55:37] <Gravis> SpallsHurgenson: maybe inject some audio ads between songs too
[02:55:20] <Gravis> their*
[02:55:15] <Gravis> SpallsHurgenson: i can only hope that there media player plays and advert before every video file you watch
[02:54:27] <Gravis> SpallsHurgenson: i hope they get adverts everywhere and stick with it until everyone decides that windows isn't worth it
[02:53:54] <Gravis> SpallsHurgenson: this is just exposing what the rest of us already knew
[02:53:34] <Gravis> SpallsHurgenson: for what, being assholes because they are assholes?
[02:53:16] <yack> ^ 03Windows 10 might get advertising
[02:53:14] <SpallsHurgenson> I blame Microsoft http://www.fudzilla.com
[02:52:44] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: no pesky regulations slowing down the fracking biz. isn't it great?
[02:51:58] <Gravis> they don't understand the consequences of their inaction
[02:51:28] <Yog-Yogguth> yup
[02:51:08] <Gravis> Yog-Yogguth: but you are right, everyone since then is responsible as well
[02:51:05] <Yog-Yogguth> even harder when the new people don't want to :3
[02:50:42] <Gravis> Yog-Yogguth: it's hard to stop a bad law when so much money/corruption are behind it
[02:50:03] <Gravis> they are exempt from lots of every important enviromental regulation
[02:50:01] <Yog-Yogguth> two years and that will be a decade ago, can't just blame everything on people who are gone
[02:49:42] <Gravis> exempt*
[02:49:37] <Gravis> they are almost completely exept from environmental regulation.
[02:49:11] <Gravis> it's part of the legacy of bush/cheney
[02:48:54] <Yog-Yogguth> at least not in any way resembling what they've done
[02:48:23] <Yog-Yogguth> agreed
[02:48:18] * Yog-Yogguth feels like the old grumpy guy he is
[02:48:14] <Gravis> fracking is an absurd practice that never should started
[02:46:53] <Yog-Yogguth> the fracking stuff is insane though
[02:46:24] <Yog-Yogguth> but I've never ahd to worry about it :)
[02:46:14] <Yog-Yogguth> by an American I should add
[02:46:02] <Yog-Yogguth> maybe it's just anecdotal but I was warned against all US tap water, no idea if that was sensible or not
[02:44:43] <Gravis> Yog-Yogguth: i get my water from the tap. can't trust well water out here... in the city. ;P
[02:43:49] <SirFinkus> it was checked by avast, it must be legit
[02:43:41] * SpallsHurgenson perks up, "Did somebody mention farts?"
[02:43:40] <Yog-Yogguth> XD
[02:43:25] <Bytram> Hydrazine is used as rocket fuel; one fart and it'll be to the moon with ya.
[02:43:23] <yack> ^ 03Good day, Pardon me if I invaded your privacy, I am Mrs. Anne Faye Sakura fro - Pastebin.com
[02:43:23] <SirFinkus> http://pastebin.com message looks more legit
[02:43:09] <Gravis> Yog-Yogguth: i was joking, not trolling. not sure why Bytram didn't catch on.
[02:43:04] <Bytram> ^^ that is definitely for sure!
[02:42:49] <Yog-Yogguth> coughing blood will be the least of your worries :|
[02:42:38] <Yog-Yogguth> Gravis: if you're not trolling you need to get lawyered up etc. Hydrazine is super-nasty
[02:42:14] <SirFinkus> looks legit as fuck
[02:42:09] <SirFinkus> To: Recipients "Legit Business offer if interested"
[02:41:22] <Gravis> Bytram: <Bytram> who are 'they' and why would you believe them? <-- had someone check out ma well after i started coughing up blood.
[02:40:40] <Yog-Yogguth> guess so, and finding the coverage from May (or thereabouts/everything Logjam)
[02:40:06] <Bytram> umm,, carefully? =)
[02:40:01] <Yog-Yogguth> since it's really nothing new
[02:39:52] <Yog-Yogguth> Bytram: yeah nobody has mentioned this latest thing, not sure how one would manage to write it up
[02:39:46] <Bytram> ^^ that matches what I have read
[02:39:28] <SirFinkus> admittedly, I could be wrong, but I thought the flaming water was due to methane or natural gas
[02:39:24] <Gravis> aww... you guys are just pulling my leg. i get it now
[02:39:08] <yack> ^ 03DDiesel with Vin Diesel (Extended Version) - YouTube
[02:39:07] <SpallsHurgenson> https://www.youtube.com nnnnneeeeerrrrrddddsssss!
[02:38:50] <SirFinkus> course not, but I doubt it has hydrazine in it
[02:38:44] <Bytram> Gravis: only after you dissociate the Oxygen and Hydrogen
[02:38:14] <Bytram> we've put all our comms in protective envelopes but they are made of clear mylar :/
[02:38:07] <Gravis> SirFinkus: wait... is water supposed to be flamable?
[02:37:55] * Yog-Yogguth goes to look at the submission queue
[02:37:32] <Yog-Yogguth> but hopefully if someone can do better than me they will
[02:37:29] <Bytram> I don't recall seeing it covered here.
[02:37:24] <SirFinkus> hair falling out is probably genetics tbh
[02:37:21] <Gravis> or way i can't see anymore
[02:37:11] <Yog-Yogguth> Bytram: I looked into writing it up as a submission earlier this week because it was mentioned at Schneier's but there's not really anything new in it
[02:37:04] <Bytram> maybe now you'll learn you lesions
[02:36:51] <Gravis> or maybe the lesions of mine.
[02:36:49] <Bytram> Gravis, aka the naked-mole rat of humanity.
[02:36:14] <Gravis> hmm... i wonder if this is related to all my hair falling out.
[02:36:13] <SirFinkus> but if they did, yeah, don't drink that shit
[02:35:44] <Bytram> are you taht gullible?
[02:35:42] <SirFinkus> did they?
[02:35:32] <Bytram> who are 'they' and why would you believe them?
[02:35:08] <Gravis> SirFinkus: but... they found hydrazine in my water and the fracking companies said it was ok to drink.
[02:35:06] <Yog-Yogguth> yup :|
[02:35:00] <Bytram> that we get to pay for, yay.
[02:34:54] <yack> ^✓ 03Wiki: Hydrazine
[02:34:53] <SirFinkus> https://en.wikipedia.org , it's nasty stuff
[02:34:49] <Yog-Yogguth> cheap for TLAs
[02:34:28] <Bytram> cheap PER cracked-connection, maybe; cheap over-all not-in-my-book!
[02:34:08] <SirFinkus> hydrogen is tame compared to it
[02:34:01] <Yog-Yogguth> Bytram: it's cheap considering you're decrypting almost everything once you get there
[02:33:46] <Bytram> Myabe we run in different circles, but a "few hundred million dollars" *IS* expensive to me!
[02:33:40] <SirFinkus> to make water I mean
[02:33:34] <SirFinkus> but the guy in the movie is worried about the hydrogen generated in the reaction with hydrazine rather than the hydrazine itself
[02:33:05] <SirFinkus> Gravis: Hydrazine is one of the nastiest chemicals in existance, extremely toxic, very easy to assplode etc
[02:33:04] <Bytram> capabilities."
[02:33:04] <Bytram> The cost for adversaries is by no means modest. For commonly used 1024-bit keys, it would take about a year and cost a "few hundred million dollars" to crack just one of the extremely large prime numbers that form the starting point of a Diffie-Hellman negotiation. But it turns out that only a few primes are commonly used, putting the price well within the NSA's $11 billion-per-year budget dedicated to "groundbreaking cryptanalytic
[02:33:04] <Bytram> 'not all that expensive' -- in the story I linked to above, they say:
[02:32:01] <Yog-Yogguth> these are the same people and the same paper as in May
[02:31:57] <Gravis> Bytram: what's wrong with the hydrazine in the movie?
[02:31:45] <Yog-Yogguth> nope don't think so Bytram
[02:31:38] <Bytram> nod nod
[02:31:33] <Yog-Yogguth> prime pair* (just to be correct)
[02:31:30] <Bytram> Yog-Yogguth: I think we may be talking about two different things
[02:31:00] <Yog-Yogguth> not actually all that expensive
[02:30:57] <Gravis> <Bytram> besides the hydrazine, whadidyathink ? <-- what's wrong with the hydrazine in the movie?
[02:30:39] <Bytram> it may cost a genuine fortune to find ONE 1024-bit-class prime, but the payout would be immense
[02:30:30] <Yog-Yogguth> yup Bytram, and lots of hardware and software only using one prime all the time
[02:30:06] <Bytram> so the cost / benefit ratio changes dramatically
[02:29:58] <Yog-Yogguth> yes
[02:29:58] <SirFinkus> but they kind of lampshaded that one
[02:29:48] <Bytram> my understanding of this one, is that there is a tremendous amount of reuse of certain large primes -- basically using the same 'key' across vast numbers of sites, VPNs, etc
[02:29:43] <SirFinkus> I mean, the tarp thing too
[02:28:37] <Yog-Yogguth> Bytram I think that's already been covered it's the new improvements in breaking the primes in Diffie-Hellman (sort of the same as the Logjam thing)
[02:28:37] <Bytram> yeah
[02:28:14] <SpallsHurgenson> I can do that! I'm an expert at that!
[02:28:02] <SirFinkus> entertaining, if you can turn your brain off at certain points
[02:27:38] <Bytram> besides the hydrazine, whadidyathink ?
[02:27:18] <SirFinkus> yes, since someone mentioned it
[02:27:14] <yack> ^✓ 03How the NSA can break trillions of encrypted Web and VPN connections | Ars Technica
[02:27:14] <Bytram> http://arstechnica.com
[02:27:09] <Bytram> SirFinkus: r u commenting on TheMartian?
[02:26:55] <yack> k
[02:26:55] <chromas> =set .config/title.emit.timeout 0
[02:26:44] <Bytram> thanks for the explanation
[02:26:38] <SirFinkus> HYDRAZINE
[02:26:35] <Bytram> I was checking it out, there, and figured someone might be interested in it, here.
[02:26:12] <Bytram> oh, ok.
[02:26:04] <chromas> for that particular link, since it just saw it in #editorial
[02:25:52] <sedctl> <chromos> but it doesn't pay attention to the channe
[02:25:52] <chromas> s/(l)(e)/\2/1
[02:25:51] <Bytram> so, it stops listening for a while?
[02:25:45] * sedctl offers chrimas a /
[02:25:45] <chromas> s/(l)(e)/\2\1
[02:25:28] <chromas> but it doesn't pay attention to the channle
[02:25:18] <chromas> there's a 'feature' to ignore links its seen within the last few minutes, to reduce flooding when ef stops by with the same link over and over
[02:25:15] <Bytram> =name Yackety_Yak
[02:24:40] <Bytram> looks like Yack is napping
[02:24:04] <Bytram> http://arstechnica.com
[02:23:44] <SpallsHurgenson> sure its high-speed... but is it cheaper than a factory full of 10-year old girls in a Chinese sweatshop?
[02:20:35] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New Graphene-Based Inks for High-Speed Manufacturing of Printed Electronics - http://sylnt.us - got-it-in-print
[02:17:40] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: sleep well, sweet dreams.
[02:17:07] * SpallsHurgenson perks up, "Did somebody mention p... never mind."
[02:16:44] <Bytram> I enjoyed the movie, all-in-all, but in retrospect it felt like I was watching a documentary.
[02:16:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> shoulda stayed home n watched pr0n.
[02:16:35] <Yog-Yogguth> cya TMB
[02:16:20] <Bytram> I guessed as much.
[02:16:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> book was better than the movie.
[02:15:23] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: oh, what did you think of 'The Martian' ??
[02:15:09] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: sleep well!
[02:14:58] * SirFinkus goes off to do the dishes
[02:14:44] * SpallsHurgenson rubs his tummy and burps contentedly
[02:14:36] <SirFinkus> night
[02:14:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, bed for me. carry on.
[02:12:08] <Bytram> had to do with neologisms and something else
[02:11:52] * Bytram can't remember the word, now
[02:11:40] <Bytram> oh, that. ISTR some xkcd guy did something like that once
[02:11:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah i mean if you get stuck you can always invent one and start a wikipedia page.
[02:11:16] <Bytram> there is one stretch, TMO is short for T-Mobile, but it is in common usage as an abbreviation for the company, so meh.
[02:10:27] <sedctl> <Bytram> I dunno about wiki page, but I can explain every single one of 'em
[02:10:27] <Bytram> s/on e/one /
[02:10:08] <Bytram> I dunno about wiki page, but I can explain every single on eof 'em
[02:09:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, actually valid or has a wikipedia page valid?
[02:09:30] <Yog-Yogguth> I'll pass on that :)
[02:08:21] <Bytram> change just one letter as you move along and each one of those is,itself, a valid TLA
[02:07:52] <Bytram> Yog-Yogguth: if you like Three Letter Acronyms, and you like to play word ladders, then you would appreciate this 'dept' I once used on a story: DNA-SNA-SLA-TLA-TBA-NBA-NBC-NEC-SEC-SEO-SCO-TCO-TMO-GMO
[02:07:39] * SirFinkus fondly remembers the Critical Update Notification Tool
[02:07:17] <chromas> and a BONER act
[02:07:10] <crutchy> there should be a B.O.O.B.I.E.S. act
[02:06:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> normally i'd be good and mad about it but Gravis already came out with that position so i'm taking ^^
[02:06:17] <SirFinkus> Uniting and Strengthening America by Providing Appropriate Tools Required to Intercept and Obstruct Terrorism Act of 2001
[02:05:55] <Bytram> or gal's
[02:05:49] <SirFinkus> gotta be some guy's job
[02:05:46] * Bytram smiles
[02:05:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm not worried about it really. securing my shat gives me something to do when i'm bored.
[02:05:42] <SirFinkus> every law has to have a stupid acronym
[02:05:39] <Yog-Yogguth> hah Bytram :)
[02:05:29] <SirFinkus> they probably have one
[02:05:27] <Bytram> that would be DOA
[02:05:24] <chromas> well, first the TIPP, then they give you the shaft
[02:05:16] <crutchy> the US government needs a Department of Acronyms
[02:05:14] <SirFinkus> just the tip
[02:05:05] <sedctl> <Bytram> <chromas> just the TIPP of the iceberg
[02:05:05] <Bytram> chromas: s/TIPP/TIPP of the iceberg/
[02:04:58] <Bytram> chromas: sed s/TIPP/TIPP of the iceberg/
[02:04:55] <Yog-Yogguth> no idea
[02:04:37] <Bytram> fun, sure, but for whom?
[02:04:36] <Bender> karma - chromas: 119
[02:04:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas++
[02:04:26] <chromas> just the TIPP
[02:04:16] <Yog-Yogguth> CISA & TPP & TIPP, it's going to be fun right?
[02:04:16] <crutchy> she'll prolly still in #boxedfox though
[02:04:13] <chromas> 'she'
[02:04:05] <chromas> for a long time, she was connected but not in any channels
[02:03:59] <crutchy> /nick shell_hax0rz
[02:03:40] <chromas> /nick Konomi
[02:03:37] <chromas> ooh, she finally disconnected
[02:03:22] <Yog-Yogguth> what Gravis said
[02:03:22] <crutchy> don't buy into Subsentient's propaganda! he wants to moosh us into peanut butter for his hoard!
[02:03:21] <SirFinkus> somehow
[02:03:15] <SirFinkus> she'd probably be offended we were talking about her though
[02:03:13] <Gravis> SpallsHurgenson: yeah... those bastards
[02:03:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> we love you too, subs
[02:03:07] <Subsentient> I miss Konomi
[02:02:50] * chromas curses Konomi for metal gear online
[02:02:43] <SirFinkus> kobach too probably
[02:02:36] <Subsentient> We're all nuts. I love you guys, you know that?
[02:02:30] <crutchy> ooh even konomi is in there
[02:02:29] <SirFinkus> xlefay ;_;
[02:02:28] <SpallsHurgenson> oh good, the senate voted 84-14 in favor of CISA
[02:02:25] <Bender> 1, San-Diego-Super-Chargers: 1, crutchy___: 1, cmn32480_travelin: 1, cmn32480|vacation: 1, SedBot9000: 1, crutchety: 1, LancePodstrong: 1, mrcool|livingthedream: 1, MrPlow: 1
[02:02:24] Bytram|away is now known as Bytram
[02:02:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> !more
[02:02:21] <Bender> TheMightyBuzzard|Laptop: 1, john: 1, bytram|away: 1, NetCraft: 1, botctl: 1, blackmoore|afk: 1, TheMightyBuzzard|Out: 1, |: 1, cIRC_test: 1, SoyCow7650: 1, Chief_Piggum: 1, Blkackmoore: 1, Gravis: 1, TheMightyBuzzard|Gone: 1, FatPhil: 1, geotti_away: 1, crutchy_fone: 1, SoyCow7625: 1, SedBot2: 1, Hedonismbot: 1, unixpickle: 1, crutchy|zzz: 1, TheMightyBuzzard|Fishing: 1, Konomi: - 1 more
[02:02:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> !more
[02:02:17] <Bender> 6, keplr: 5, idetuxs: 5, matt_: 4, SpallsHurgenson: 4, Silverly: 4, monopoly: 4, juggs: 4, rand: 3, Blackmoore_: 3, systemd: 2, janrinok: 2, mattiep: 2, \: 2, ar: 2, prospectacle: 2, TheMightyBuzzard|Book: 2, Blackmoore|afk: 2, Bytram|afk: 2, cmn32840: 1, Bald-headed-John-Plooker: 1, chimp: 1, dx3bydt3_: 1, netctl: 1, xlefay: 1, cmn32480|sleepin: 1, TheMightyBuzzard|AFK: 1, - 2 more
[02:02:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> !more
[02:02:13] <chromas> !bitchslap ciri
[02:02:11] <Bender> uppers of coffee are: TheMightyBuzzard: 1048, crutchy: 1022, Bytram: 240, Blackmoore: 237, chromas: 91, crutchy_: 51, cmn32480: 50, mrcoolbp: 27, TheMightyLaptop: 22, paulej72: 20, Ethanol-fueled: 20, mechanicjay: 19, arti: 18, mattie_p: 16, MrBluze: 15, AndyTheAbsurd: 13, TK: 12, Alberto: 10, Bytram|away: 9, exec: 9, everdred: 8, CoolHand: 8, crutchy__: 7, silverly: - 3 more
[02:02:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> !whoup coffee
[02:02:07] -!- Tachyon [Tachyon!~Tachyon@xuco.me] has parted #Soylent
[02:02:06] <aqu4> SirFinkus SpallsHurgenson
[02:02:05] <aqu4> Popeidol cmn32480 stdhell Yog-Yogguth Subsentient zz_janrinok Bytram|away crutchy exec
[02:02:04] <aqu4> diginet Deucalion Regurgitator Bender _NSAKEY sirecote Loggie Imogen Tachyon
[02:02:03] <aqu4> Azrael Leebert mrcoolbp milkmaid FatPhil u Gravis chromas TheMightyBuzzard
[02:02:02] <aqu4> paulej72 xlefay everdred AndyTheAbsurd takyon joe swiss SoyGuest55726 CoolHand
[02:02:02] <aqu4> aqu4 nick stderr artificial NCommander MrPlow x0908d3b2 yack sedctl Cyprus
[02:02:02] <Subsentient> $pageall
[02:01:59] <Subsentient> That's nothing.
[02:01:42] <Tachyon> >:o
[02:01:40] * crutchy runs faster
[02:01:28] <exec> _nsakey andytheabsurd aqu4 artificial azrael bender bytram|away chromas cmn32480 coolhand crutchy cyprus deucalion diginet everdred exec fatphil gravis imogen joe leebert loggie milkmaid mrcoolbp mrplow ncommander nick paulej72 popeidol regurgitator sedctl sirecote sirfinkus soyguest55726 spallshurgenson stderr stdhell subsentient swiss tachyon takyon themightybuzzard u x0908d3b2 xlefay yack yog-yogguth zz_janrinok
[02:01:26] <crutchy> ~users nicks #soylent
[02:01:23] * SirFinkus runs
[02:01:19] <SirFinkus> guess not
[02:01:15] <MrPlow> CoolHand Azrael nick stdhell takyon stderr mrcoolbp Imogen paulej72 TheMightyBuzzard Bytram|away cmn32480 NCommander Subsentient zz_janrinok Deucalion
[02:01:15] <SirFinkus> #battlestations
[02:01:01] <crutchy> not sure if that's a restricted command though
[02:00:52] <SirFinkus> I thought we'd finally arrived
[02:00:51] * Yog-Yogguth hopes it isn't him
[02:00:48] <crutchy> ~users nicks #soylent
[02:00:44] * TheMightyBuzzard shurgs
[02:00:42] * SpallsHurgenson takes this opportunity of not talking to a phone-support monkey to shove some food into his mouth
[02:00:35] <SirFinkus> speaking of, has our spammer come back?
[02:00:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> try #battlestations. it only annoys staff but it's pretty useful for that.
[02:00:04] <crutchy> tmb nah i made the feature but i haven't used it much. making features is much more fun than using them :D
[01:59:35] * SirFinkus misses pingall
[01:59:24] <exec> └─ 02http://wiki.soylentnews.org/wiki/IRC
[01:59:24] <exec> 03IRC => 13Contact chat@soylentnews.org if you are interested in working on one of these projects. Also, the IRC Page has information about getting started with IRC, and the IRC vision is worth checking out.
[01:59:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> thought you had help all funkified now, crutchy
[01:59:20] <SpallsHurgenson> I just wish all the bots would use the same damn prefix :)
[01:59:20] <crutchy> [[IRC]]
[01:59:13] <crutchy> ...or no bots
[01:58:56] <crutchy> [[IRC:Bots]]
[01:58:56] <SirFinkus> fuck looking things up though
[01:58:52] <exec> http://sylnt.us
[01:58:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~help
[01:58:41] <crutchy> SirFinkus, i think aqu4 commands are on the bot page
[01:57:49] <SirFinkus> [18:57:14] aqu4 gives crutchy a cold can of beer
[01:57:49] <SirFinkus> [18:57:14] SirFinkus: beer crutchy
[01:57:40] <SirFinkus> you can message aqu4 to beer someone and get a query back of who you beered
[01:56:51] <SirFinkus> I never remember all the bullshit prefixes for that
[01:55:37] * aqu4 gives SpallsHurgenson a cold can of beer
[01:55:37] <SirFinkus> $beer SpallsHurgenson
[01:55:32] <crutchy> derp
[01:55:27] <sedctl> <crutchy> <SpallsHurgenson> $www :(
[01:55:27] <crutchy> SpallsHurgenson, s/./$/
[01:55:27] <SirFinkus> .beer SpallsHurgenson
[01:55:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> if they'd discovered beer they wouldn't be nearly such miserable shits.
[01:55:24] <SirFinkus> have mine
[01:55:18] <SpallsHurgenson> awww :(
[01:55:12] <SpallsHurgenson> .beer SpallsHurgenson
[01:54:59] <SirFinkus> ouch
[01:54:58] <crutchy> SirFinkus, i don't think they've discovered beer yet
[01:54:49] <SpallsHurgenson> I just spent 2 hours with my ISP trying to get online...
[01:54:42] * TheMightyBuzzard gets driven insane
[01:54:36] <SirFinkus> but more importantly, where do they stand on the canned vs bottled beer debate?
[01:54:27] * SpallsHurgenson pelvic thrusts to prove his point
[01:54:25] <crutchy> lol forgot about that one :p
[01:54:06] <SpallsHurgenson> I am not! Take that back!
[01:53:56] <exec> SpallsHurgenson, ZOMGWTFBBQ YOU'RE wearing PANTS!
[01:53:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> .pants SpallsHurgenson
[01:53:27] <crutchy> they also think that FDR saved everyone from the great depression, even though there was a bigger crash in '21 that was recovered from much more quickly because the government couldn't interfere in time
[01:53:27] -!- SpallsHurgenson [SpallsHurgenson!~SpallsHur@Soylent/Users/656/SpallsHurgenson] has joined #Soylent
[01:52:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> they're the FDR guys. create govt-paid busy work.
[01:52:22] <crutchy> keynesians can be debunked simply by acknowledging that they thought everything was going to be awesome immediately before (and even some after) the last 2 crises began, and that austrian economists were sounding alarm bells and explaining exactly what was going to happen (and also correctly predicting the consequences of subsequent fed policy)
[01:52:04] <SirFinkus> they're the inflation guys righ?
[01:51:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> Keynesians are fun. To punch in the throat.
[01:50:55] <SirFinkus> figured you'd might want to take a glance at it at least
[01:50:41] <SirFinkus> fair nuff, I know next to nothing about that kind of thing anyway
[01:50:40] <crutchy> you prolly figured i'd say something like that :p
[01:50:23] <crutchy> SirFinkus, yeah i don't think much of that article. it kinda says a whole lot of nothing
[01:50:03] <swiss> crutchy: i'm not against it, just not super excited
[01:49:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> new 2 not proper 2
[01:49:50] <crutchy> swiss, but... but... baysplOSIONS!!! (even though i don't think michael bay had anything to do with it)
[01:49:18] <swiss> it's been too long since the last star wars movie, so i'm not really hyped
[01:49:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya but they weren't trek2 levels of fucktarded
[01:49:06] <crutchy> all keynesians talk about is numbers. as long as they get their pretty graphs they don't care if it causes an entire country to go belly up
[01:48:25] <SirFinkus> idk, the 3 star wars movies were pretty action packed
[01:48:10] <crutchy> typical keynesian
[01:48:05] <crutchy> (steve keen)
[01:47:55] <crutchy> haha i've watched keen talk on youtube. he's a dipshit
[01:47:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> i been avoiding the trailers cause i'm pretty sure they're gonna make me not wanna watch it.
[01:46:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> damnit. i was hoping he wouldn't high-paced-action it to death.
[01:46:20] <SirFinkus> this seems to hit most of them
[01:46:13] <crutchy> its what irc was invented for :p
[01:46:06] <crutchy> i bitch about a lot of things
[01:45:57] <SirFinkus> http://blog.mpettis.com
[01:45:47] <crutchy> i wanna see the new star wars movie now that i saw the preview. it had lots of baysplosions n shit
[01:45:28] <SirFinkus> since you're always bitching about this kind of thing
[01:45:17] <SirFinkus> oh, crutchy, read an article you might be interested in
[01:44:41] <crutchy> was pretty dry
[01:44:33] <crutchy> do you reckon anyone else got that SirFinkus?
[01:44:06] <crutchy> something something... complete
[01:44:02] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: that's ok, you can eat shit and die. :)
[01:44:01] <SirFinkus> I like Gravis, he keeps things interesting
[01:43:40] <crutchy> oh wait socialists don't have a sense of humor
[01:43:36] <SirFinkus> something something tea party
[01:43:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> gravis could also eat a dick.
[01:43:14] <crutchy> tmb, i'm sure gravis could turn that tea bag comment into a joke about libertarianism :p
[01:43:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> if it's good enough for our government, it's good enough for our channel.
[01:42:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> welcome to america
[01:42:25] <SirFinkus> votes are rigged, karma is a lie
[01:42:00] <crutchy> your tea is only unsealed when you make the coffee!?
[01:41:51] <Bender> karma - tea: 506
[01:41:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> tea-- # my tea bag exploded earlier and i had to start all over
[01:41:33] <SirFinkus> like my tea
[01:41:29] <crutchy> ok they prolly cost moar so that kinda sucks
[01:41:19] <crutchy> only unsealed when you actually make the coffee
[01:41:10] <SirFinkus> and I can make teabag jokes
[01:40:53] <crutchy> fresher
[01:40:42] <crutchy> pods > bricks
[01:40:30] <SirFinkus> I don't need any "pods"
[01:40:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> PODS!?! for coffee?!
[01:40:24] <SirFinkus> tea > coffee
[01:40:06] <Bender> karma - first_world_problems: 4
[01:40:06] <crutchy> first_world_problems--
[01:39:57] <crutchy> getting too used to the pods at home
[01:39:39] <Bender> karma - work_tea: 1
[01:39:39] <crutchy> work_coffee--
[01:39:20] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1780
[01:39:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[01:38:29] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1779
[01:38:29] <crutchy> coffee++
[01:36:45] <SirFinkus> most of my stations end up as kind of a "top 40" of songs in the genre I like, very rarely adding new stuff
[01:36:13] <SirFinkus> or there was just a slider or something to increase variety
[01:36:00] <SirFinkus> I just wish pandora was more risky with its song choices
[01:33:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'about all i get aside from single artist moods.
[01:32:37] <SirFinkus> don't really get genre moods
[01:32:24] <SirFinkus> in those moods, I typically just pick an artist
[01:31:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> well when i'm in a punk mood i wanna listen to punk. i'm okay with variety in the genre but it better all be punk.
[01:31:33] <SirFinkus> but I like a little more variety
[01:31:23] <SirFinkus> I realize it's designed to
[01:31:18] <SirFinkus> pandora always suggest songs that are too samey to me
[01:16:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> man, pandora knows my ass tonight. goooood tunes.
[01:06:17] -!- BadCoderFinger has quit [Quit: ENOBEER]
[00:59:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> say, yeah. fine idear
[00:54:27] <paulej72> I get to go to bed on time
[00:54:23] <paulej72> poop
[00:53:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> i was thinking hairfoot but okay
[00:52:35] <SirFinkus> woohoo stout time
[00:49:25] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Kepler K2 Mission Spots a Vaporizing Exoplanet Orbiting a White Dwarf - http://sylnt.us - don't-mess-with-a-dwarf
[00:43:33] <Yog-Yogguth> will have a look later :)
[00:40:21] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[00:40:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> #youtube violent femmes kiss off
[00:39:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar
[00:39:22] <Yog-Yogguth> music?
[00:36:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> feelin me some violent femmes tonight and i don't mean SJW chicks
[00:35:54] <Yog-Yogguth> BadCoderFinger: hehe yeah :)
[00:32:35] <nick> easy breakfast tomorrow then
[00:29:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> well, it would have made my burger tonight slightly too big to finish but otherwise, yeah.
[00:28:30] <nick> agreed, makes everything better
[00:27:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> mix some chili in with it. makes it not suck near as much.
[00:25:33] <nick> thinking of it frozen has made me feel a little sick though, so thanks for that :p
[00:24:09] <nick> i'm not generally a fan of it, so perhaps thats my prejudice
[00:23:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'd be more suspicious of the powdered "cheese"
[00:23:26] <BadCoderFinger> The mold certainly doesn't give it away.
[00:23:06] <nick> i'm more concerned at how ive decided a bowl of pasta can look suspicious, but it does...
[00:22:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> freeze it and pretend
[00:21:51] <nick> no ice cream for me, all that i can find is some mac-n-cheese of dubious origin :(
[00:21:21] <BadCoderFinger> Alcohol uber alles!
[00:21:12] <BadCoderFinger> Sounds like an easy choice!
[00:20:45] <Yog-Yogguth> doesn't go to well with cider though
[00:20:34] * Yog-Yogguth realizes he has (yogurt) ice cream
[00:20:18] <nick> i dont care about the joke, i just want some ice cream now
[00:19:19] <BadCoderFinger> I'm sure Spalls will oblige.
[00:19:11] <BadCoderFinger> Somehow I get the feeling there's an ice cream joke in the works.
[00:19:01] <Yog-Yogguth> XD
[00:18:41] <nick> i nick, you Yog-Yogguth
[00:18:18] <Yog-Yogguth> i nick :)
[00:17:01] <BadCoderFinger> Heh!
[00:16:55] <nick> the horror
[00:16:52] <nick> waiting on beer day...
[00:14:38] <BadCoderFinger> I'm waiting on beer day tomorrow, but that's pretty close!
[00:14:10] <nick> how about you?
[00:14:07] <nick> it goes to the point a whiskey sounds like a good idea
[00:13:17] <BadCoderFinger> Hey nick, how goes?
[00:12:09] <nick> evenin'
[00:01:49] -!- Ethanol-fooled has quit [Quit: Leaving]
[00:01:36] <Yog-Yogguth> cya :)
[00:01:35] <Ethanol-fooled> 'Night, fellas!
[00:01:27] <Ethanol-fooled> Gonna go outdoors now and buy me some 7-11 pizza and chicken strips. I'll probably stumble in here drunk during the weekend.
[00:00:21] <Ethanol-fooled> Well, shit. That derailed my little history lesson.