#Soylent | Logs for 2015-10-10

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[00:03:21] <takyon> http://nextbigfuture.com
[00:03:21] <systemd> ^ 03Next Big Future: Researchers find a way to use light to draw and erase quantum-mechanical circuits
[00:13:10] <takyon> submitting TPP story
[00:19:32] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Rock-Wallaby Interbreeding Causes Rethink On Evolution - http://sylnt.us - sex-is-complicated
[00:21:48] <takyon> submitted
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[00:39:21] <crutchy> coffee++
[00:39:21] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1724
[00:39:39] <crutchy> pants--
[00:39:39] <Bender> karma - pants: -4
[00:39:55] * SpallsHurgenson prefers to inject caffeine directly into his bloodstream...
[00:40:36] <crutchy> its more fun to drink it
[00:40:59] <SpallsHurgenson> that way I don't actually have to DRINK the sludge that they call coffee
[00:41:49] <crutchy> mrs crutchy bought some more coffee machine coffee yesterday, so i just need to clean the machine and i can have some decent coffee
[00:42:06] <SpallsHurgenson> there's no such thing
[00:42:36] <crutchy> relatively speaking of course :p
[00:42:58] <crutchy> though i'm not convinced that einstein had it right
[00:43:17] <crutchy> how could you possibly know if there's no absolute frame of reference?
[00:43:23] <SpallsHurgenson> there's nothing relative about it; coffee is liquid poo that just happens to be an efficient caffeine transfer mechanism :)
[00:43:50] <crutchy> its more of a habit for me, kinda like smoking i guess.
[00:44:16] <crutchy> only i'd rather not fill my lungs with tar and $deity knows what else
[00:44:17] <SpallsHurgenson> cigarettes are burning poo that happen to be an efficient nicotine transfer mechanism :)
[00:44:24] <crutchy> yup
[00:44:28] <SpallsHurgenson> I've no idea why kids start smoking these days
[00:44:33] <crutchy> nor me
[00:44:37] <SpallsHurgenson> I mean, forty years ago when it was still cool, sure
[00:45:08] <crutchy> there's peer pressure, but i thought smokers were supposed to be the ones that weren't pussies
[00:45:24] <SpallsHurgenson> plus, if you want to be cool and rebellious, smoke pot
[00:45:28] <SpallsHurgenson> it's about as easy to get too
[00:45:45] <crutchy> smoking is almost a public admission that you're a pussy for giving in to peer pressure
[00:46:08] <crutchy> well, not even almost. it is
[00:46:35] <SpallsHurgenson> not that I have a lot of experience here, but most of the underage smokers I see seem to be girls
[00:46:46] <crutchy> though i guess if both your parents do it i could see how that would make things harder. a lot of kids look up to their parents for all the wrong reasons
[00:47:27] <SpallsHurgenson> "I learned it from you, okay? I learned it from you!"
[00:47:36] <takyon> I used to use caffeine pills
[00:47:58] <SpallsHurgenson> https://www.youtube.com
[00:47:58] <systemd> ^ 03"I Learned It By Watching You" Anti-Drug PSA - YouTube
[00:48:22] <SpallsHurgenson> god, that guy has an awesome mustache :)
[00:49:35] <takyon> PSA: smoking dank kush with your dad
[00:49:38] <Bytram> http://www.weather.com
[00:50:15] <SpallsHurgenson> Firefox dropping NPAPI plugins by 2016 for security reasons... except for Flash. Ummm...
[00:50:30] <Bytram> http://www.weather.com
[00:50:51] <Bytram> hmm, no exec, it seems?
[00:50:59] <Bytram> https://soylentnews.org
[00:50:59] <systemd> ^✓ 03SoylentNews: SoylentNews is people ( https://soylentnews.org )
[00:51:04] <takyon> the link is probably too whack
[00:51:10] <takyon> even systemd can't handle it
[00:51:19] <SpallsHurgenson> http://www.weather.com
[00:51:21] <Bytram> and that is surpising, how?
[00:51:33] <Bytram> *surprising
[00:51:34] <Silverly> tea++
[00:51:34] <Bender> karma - tea: 507
[00:52:29] <SpallsHurgenson> holy cow, the gibraltar airport one is AWESOME
[00:52:44] <Bytram> it sure is!
[00:52:47] <crutchy> takyon, nodoze?
[00:52:57] <crutchy> (re caffeine pills)
[00:53:10] <Bytram> btw 'main road'? IIRC, there is *only* one road!
[00:53:15] <takyon> i don't remember what the brand was but it wasn't that
[00:53:18] <crutchy> g'day Bytram, takyon, Silverly, SpallsHurgenson :D
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[00:53:36] <Silverly> good afternoon crutchy
[00:53:36] * crutchy pokes chromas in the butt
[00:53:41] <takyon> actually I think the bottle had a body building type angle
[00:53:50] <crutchy> takyon, ew
[00:53:51] * Bytram had been through Regan National several times; thankfully, didn't know it was such a scary airport.
[00:53:58] <Silverly> its way too expensive to smoke in australia good lord
[00:54:02] <takyon> it's just caffeine, bruh
[00:54:21] <crutchy> Bytram, was it full of Toilet Safety Adminstrators?
[00:54:54] <crutchy> "'scuse me sir i just has ta check inside ya aysehole"
[00:54:59] <Bytram> fortunately, all but one of those flights was pre-TSA
[00:55:23] <takyon> deep packet inspection
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[00:55:48] <SpallsHurgenson> once again, I recommend trebuchet as an alternative. You never get molested by a TSA agent before boarding a trebuchet!
[00:56:10] <takyon> you get molested after landing
[00:56:12] * Bytram remembers watching the last episode of 'Friends' there while waiting on a connecting flight.
[00:57:07] <SpallsHurgenson> fascinating story bytram :)
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[00:58:00] <Bytram> as I was several hundred miles from home, it didn't feel like I had any friends around -- kind of poignant.
[00:58:15] <SpallsHurgenson> that's what IRC is for!
[00:59:04] <takyon> *friends theme song plays in IRC*
[00:59:28] <Bytram> Then again, I was spending some time in Brooklyn, NY and was watching a baseball game at a local diner -- the World Series when the Boston Red Sox (my 'home team') beat the NY Yankees.
[00:59:58] <Bytram> I wanted to cheer, but also realized that I wanted to remain alive...
[01:00:01] <SpallsHurgenson> So no one told you life was gonna be this way / Your job's a joke, you're broke, your love life's DOA / It's like you're always stuck in second gear / When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year, but...
[01:00:38] <SpallsHurgenson> do TV shows even have theme songs anymore?
[01:01:16] <takyon> depends
[01:01:25] <takyon> is it an animu
[01:01:30] <takyon> or on DVD maybe
[01:01:30] <Bytram> beats me; except for a couple Super Bowls and a couple weather forecasts, I've not watched TV for at least a couple years.
[01:01:49] <Bytram> prolly going on three years, now.
[01:02:04] <SpallsHurgenson> bah, I gave up on TV before it was cool!
[01:02:20] * SpallsHurgenson puts on his hipster hat
[01:02:33] <takyon> take off that hipster hat, it's too mainstream
[01:02:47] <Bytram> everything is so *strident* and the commercials are so 'loud' (not just in volume, but also in 'RIGHT AT YOU').
[01:03:07] <crutchy> TheMightyBuzzard++ # for PlowKing's username :)
[01:03:07] <Bender> karma - themightybuzzard: 184
[01:03:15] <Bytram> tv shows are fomulaic, and I just don't go in for the 'reality' shows.
[01:03:20] <crutchy> clunky
[01:03:31] <Silverly> good lord no, reality tv shows are the worst
[01:03:47] <SpallsHurgenson> ever see a hipster v hipster fight about what's cool? those are fun
[01:03:53] <crutchy> hey, star trek is a reality tv show!
[01:03:54] <Bytram> I think Joe Friday put it best; "Just the facts, Ma'am."
[01:04:08] <Bytram> I do not want or need sensationalizing.
[01:04:54] <SpallsHurgenson> if a show's any good, it'll be available eventually on dvd anyway
[01:05:12] <Bytram> nod nod
[01:05:15] <SpallsHurgenson> which has the added bonus of letting you binge-watch and no commercial interruptions
[01:05:36] <Bytram> and I got bit enough times getting interested in shows that got chopped before they reached their conclusion.
[01:05:54] <SirFinkus> I'm fully onboard with the streaming thing, as long as it's commercial free and has the shit I want
[01:05:59] <Bytram> I'm just no longer interested in investing the time or energy any more.
[01:06:08] <SirFinkus> too bad they can't seem to figure that one out
[01:06:15] <Bytram> besides, my days are so full, there's really no time for me to watch it, anyway.
[01:06:16] * SpallsHurgenson sings "Take my love, take my land. Take me where I cannot stand. I don't care, I'm still free. You can't take the sky from me. "
[01:06:38] <Bytram> besides, I would rather spend my free time with friends, like I find here in IRC.
[01:06:59] * SirFinkus pushes SpallsHurgenson into an open grave and begins burying him alive
[01:07:14] <SpallsHurgenson> oh no, not again
[01:07:24] <SirFinkus> tv sucks, some things are worth watching though
[01:07:36] <SirFinkus> maybe one or two things a year
[01:07:51] <SirFinkus> unless you like sports
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[01:08:25] <Bytram> yeah, and the one Public Station in my area has its transmitter far enough away and pointed in just the wrong direction so that I, living in the largest city around, cannot pick up the signal OTA.
[01:08:26] <SpallsHurgenson> officially, as geeks-on-IRC, none of us are allowed to enjoy competitive physical sports :)
[01:08:29] <takyon> http://www.futurity.org
[01:08:30] <systemd> ^ 03Rerouted nerves let paralyzed people use hands - Futurity
[01:08:32] <SpallsHurgenson> (reality may differ :)
[01:08:49] <SirFinkus> well, aside from circle jerking
[01:09:34] <SpallsHurgenson> wait, that's a competitive sport now?
[01:09:40] <SirFinkus> of course
[01:10:11] <SirFinkus> ... I didn't want to go there this early in the evening but https://en.wikipedia.org
[01:10:11] <systemd> ^ 03Wiki: Soggy biscuit
[01:10:13] <takyon> you're going to need working hands
[01:10:37] * Bytram recalls 'The Blues Brothers' and 'Rbber Biscuit'
[01:11:00] <Bytram> or was that Saturday Night Live? Too long ago to remember for certain.
[01:11:09] <Bytram> Oh, 'Rubber Biscuit'
[01:11:46] <SirFinkus> it's remarkable how good our brains are at figuring shit like that out
[01:11:52] <Bytram> ahh, had it right the first time... sorta.
[01:11:56] <Bytram> https://en.wikipedia.org
[01:11:56] <systemd> ^ 03Wiki: Rubber Biscuit
[01:12:37] <Bytram> "Rubber Biscuit" is a doo-wop song by The Chips, recorded in 1956. It was famously covered by The Blues Brothers, among many other artists as well as featuring in the 1973 film Mean Streets.
[01:12:50] * SirFinkus is listening to The Rolling Stones — Paint It Black, from the album Aftermath
[01:13:07] <Bytram> http://www.youtube.com
[01:13:08] <systemd> ^ 03Blues Brothers 1979 Rubber Biscuit - YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com )
[01:14:17] <Bytram> Using the internet sure beats having to use "The Reader's Guide to Periodical Literature" and/or looking things up in a "Card Catalog File"
[01:15:25] <SirFinkus> I remember encyclopedias, it seems like such an arcane concept now
[01:15:29] <SpallsHurgenson> you mean I can finally free up some neurons by deleting everything I know about the Dewey Decimal System?
[01:15:30] <Bytram> Over the years, I've noticed that my mental organization strategy has tended towards noticing distinctive attributes that i can later search on to relocate the info when needed.
[01:16:12] <Bytram> And just how many neurons did you NEED?
[01:16:51] <SpallsHurgenson> well... 0 in this case. I really don't remember anything anymore about the DDS :)
[01:17:13] <Bytram> YAY!
[01:17:25] <SpallsHurgenson> but man, back in the day I knew what all those numbers meant :)
[01:17:36] <SirFinkus> keep it around, it's still a little useful
[01:17:41] <SpallsHurgenson> nowadays I don't bother to remember facts; I have google and I have a smartphone :)
[01:17:46] <takyon> https://www.youtube.com
[01:17:46] <systemd> ^ 03"Gravy" - Gnarls Barkley Spoof - WoW Music Video - YouTube
[01:17:50] <SirFinkus> lots of stuff can still only be found on dead trees
[01:18:23] <Bytram> considering when it was created, that it was able to survive for so long with such a wealth of new information coming along and still being useful/useful for finding books, I'd say the system was amazingly well designed.
[01:18:56] <Bytram> SirFinkus: like termites?
[01:19:01] <Bytram> ;)
[01:19:03] <SpallsHurgenson> although the internet disappointed me the other day when I couldn't find something I was looking for...
[01:19:11] <SirFinkus> well, a good example is nature guides
[01:19:20] <SpallsHurgenson> bad internet <whacks with a rolled up newspaper>
[01:20:03] * Bytram has no newspaper to hand and tries to whack the internet with a rolled-up tablet -- result is not as satisfying.
[01:20:14] <Bytram> ;)
[01:20:26] <SirFinkus> books make good doorstops too
[01:20:32] <takyon> hey bytram
[01:20:37] <takyon> are you posting the sha-1 story
[01:20:50] <SirFinkus> The Count of Monte Cristo will stop any door easily
[01:20:51] <takyon> cause I will
[01:21:04] <Bytram> takyon: nope -- was just looking -- be my guest.
[01:21:21] <Bytram> I apologize for tying it up.
[01:21:37] <Bytram> and with that, I think I am pretty well wiped out. Gonna call it an early night and hope I can catch up on my sleep.
[01:21:48] <Bytram> nice chatting with all of ya!
[01:21:53] Bytram is now known as Bytram|away
[01:22:08] <Bytram|away> !uid
[01:22:09] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 5901, owned by morgano
[01:22:23] <Bytram|away> at first glance, that looked like 'oregano'
[01:23:20] <Bytram|away> have a good night everyone!
[01:23:32] <SirFinkus> night
[01:23:36] <takyon> night
[01:23:58] <SpallsHurgenson> late afternoon slipping slowly towards dusk!
[01:25:54] <SirFinkus> my stupid burn is starting to blister
[01:26:06] <SirFinkus> glad I didn't get my index finger that badly
[01:26:30] <SpallsHurgenson> stop touching bare flames. Fire bad!
[01:26:51] <SirFinkus> no flames were involved (this time)
[01:27:38] <SpallsHurgenson> learned your lesson at last, eh?
[01:29:12] <takyon> i wonder what sticking your hand in liquid nitrogen would do
[01:29:30] * SpallsHurgenson volunteers bytram as the guinea pig
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[01:30:48] <SpallsHurgenson> IIRC, if you wet the hand and do it fast, its harmless; the boiling off water provides an insulating shield from the cold or something
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[01:32:23] <cmn32480> still bitching about your nearly burning down the house SirFinkus?
[01:34:28] <takyon> https://www.eff.org
[01:34:29] <systemd> ^ 03Where Do Major Tech Companies Stand on Encryption? | Electronic Frontier Foundation
[01:36:13] <SpallsHurgenson> Microsoft's stance is unsurprisingly weak on the issue :)
[01:36:15] <crutchy> i never seen anyone stand on encryption. can't imagine it would be very structurally sound
[01:36:36] <cmn32480> especially since you aren't supposed to be seeing what is in it!
[01:36:44] <chromas> Bruce Schneier could do it
[01:36:58] <crutchy> chromas++
[01:36:58] <Bender> karma - chromas: 115
[01:37:47] <crutchy> not before he wiped his feet on chuck norris. can't get mud on the encryption
[01:38:11] <chromas> chuck norrise should run for prez
[01:38:14] <SpallsHurgenson> Neil deGrasse better watch out; Schneier's gonna take away as title as geek's favorite geek :)
[01:38:23] <chromas> need another republican
[01:38:29] <SpallsHurgenson> s/geek's/geeks'/
[01:38:29] <sedctl> <SpallsHurgenson> Neil deGrasse better watch out; Schneier's gonna take away as title as geeks' favorite geek :)
[01:38:30] <cmn32480> deGrasse demoted Pluto
[01:38:37] <cmn32480> f him adn the horse he road in on
[01:38:37] <chromas> Pluto demoted itself
[01:38:39] <crutchy> who the hell is neil degrasse? maybe i'm not nerd enough
[01:38:46] <chromas> too much planetary mining
[01:39:06] * SpallsHurgenson takes away crutchy's geek-card and shows him to the door
[01:39:22] * SpallsHurgenson flings some d20s at him on the way out too :)
[01:40:04] <chromas> is that like "keep the change, you filthy animal!"?
[01:40:11] <chromas> where d20s == change
[01:40:38] <SpallsHurgenson> actually, I'm gonna keep the d20s. I'll throw some d12s instead; almost never use those :)
[01:40:40] <chromas> or uh, is that what we told obama?
[01:41:15] <chromas> real nerds use spheres with infinite value possibilities
[01:42:13] <SpallsHurgenson> afk... nobody say anything interesting until I come back :)
[01:42:33] <cmn32480> anything interesting
[01:43:16] <takyon> https://www.youtube.com
[01:43:16] <systemd> ^ 03Roll a D6 - YouTube
[01:43:39] <chromas> "If you're going to be doing programming of some sort, though, I'd suggest that you do choose one of the sides in the vim/emacs debate. Some investment in your editor will pay off later.."
[01:43:42] <chromas> discuss
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[01:45:35] <takyon> https://www.youtube.com
[01:45:36] <systemd> ^ 03Throw some D's (Dirty) - YouTube
[01:45:38] <cmn32480> notepad++... emacs is bloated, vi is too lean
[01:45:55] * takyon has notepad++ open
[01:46:02] <takyon> at all times
[01:46:07] <cmn32480> I use is every day.
[01:46:27] <takyon> I use it every couple of minutes
[01:46:51] <cmn32480> lots of times for taking notes on phone conversations and procedural crap to send to customers
[01:50:41] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Cops Must Get a Warrant Before Raiding Phones, Email, etc. (in California) - http://sylnt.us - gubmint-protection
[01:52:23] <crutchy> coffee++
[01:52:23] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1725
[01:52:30] <crutchy> thunderstorm++
[01:52:30] <Bender> karma - thunderstorm: 1
[01:52:40] <cmn32480> amen to that... but If I have any now I'll never fall asleep
[01:53:03] <cmn32480> if crutchy disappears, we'll know he lost power
[01:53:14] <crutchy> heh
[01:53:50] <crutchy> if the lightning gets much worse i might disappear anyway cos i don't want a repeat of the last big storm
[01:53:57] <crutchy> insurance people are shit
[01:55:34] <cmn32480> just like politicians
[01:57:14] <crutchy> true
[01:57:25] <takyon> it sure is circlejerk in here
[01:57:31] <takyon> could use a biscuit
[01:57:34] <chromas> yeah it is
[01:57:45] <systemd> I agree
[01:57:51] <crutchy> wow thunder is getting louder
[01:58:03] <crutchy> systemd will save us all
[01:58:36] <crutchy> this agreement that its a circlejerk sure is a circlejerk
[01:59:17] <cmn32480> I think you are right
[01:59:19] <crutchy> yay wifey is cleaning coffee machine so i don't have to :D
[01:59:29] <crutchy> wifey++
[01:59:30] <Bender> karma - wifey: 2
[01:59:33] <cmn32480> make sure she rinses it good
[02:00:00] <crutchy> she got some special cleaner stuff
[02:00:07] <crutchy> same brand as the coffee machine
[02:00:42] <cmn32480> doesn't matter what brand, it'll still give you the raging shits most liekly if it isn't rinsed off
[02:01:01] * cmn32480 speaks with the voice of experience.
[02:01:10] <crutchy> lol
[02:01:17] <SirFinkus> speaking of, don't eat an entire thing of nong shim spicy ramen
[02:01:26] <cmn32480> heed the warnings. your ass will never forgive you
[02:01:30] <crutchy> never tried ramen
[02:01:37] <takyon> ass pain is ass gain
[02:01:41] <takyon> never heed the warnings
[02:01:45] <SirFinkus> it goes out the same consistency it goes in, but the spicyness is concentrated
[02:01:49] <takyon> "never tried ramen" r u srs
[02:02:03] <cmn32480> <crutchy> never tried ramen
[02:02:08] <cmn32480> SAY WHAT????????
[02:02:11] <chromas> !grab SirFinkus
[02:02:11] <Bender> Added quote 567
[02:02:21] <takyon> !grab crutchy
[02:02:21] <Bender> Added quote 568
[02:03:01] <cmn32480> feel the burn sirfinkus.... and know that it'll likely give you hemorrhoids
[02:03:06] <cmn32480> no greab
[02:03:11] <takyon> either my laptop's hard drive or fan is dying a horrible death. I think I will buy a can of compressed air tomorrow, try to salvage this piece of junk
[02:03:27] <SirFinkus> I hate fans
[02:03:31] <cmn32480> got a vaccuum?
[02:03:35] <takyon> yeah
[02:03:43] <takyon> even better, I have a hole in the computer
[02:03:47] <SirFinkus> my laptop is water cooled
[02:04:00] <cmn32480> spillage doenst' count
[02:04:15] <takyon> are you suggesting I aim a vacuum at the internals of my laptop in an attempt to suck dust away, cmn32480?
[02:04:43] <cmn32480> no. shop vac has an output just like canned air, onl;y less concentrated
[02:04:53] <cmn32480> and if you do try to suck it out, turn it off first
[02:05:10] <cmn32480> plus, wiht the can of air, the dist gets everywhere
[02:05:14] <takyon> I have something like a shop vac
[02:05:19] <SirFinkus> fuck, not quick enough on that one
[02:05:46] <chromas> !grab-1
[02:05:46] <SpallsHurgenson> bah, now I gotta scroll up to see what I missed!
[02:05:56] <SirFinkus> takyon's "something like a shop vac" https://www.youtube.com
[02:05:57] <systemd> ^ 03Austin Powers' Penis Pump! - YouTube
[02:06:24] <takyon> since I have both, I could use the shop vac to blow at it and use a vacuum to suck the dust away before I get cancer
[02:07:00] <chromas> or take it outside
[02:07:11] * SpallsHurgenson watches the Roll a D6 video... love the basic theme, hate the music
[02:07:51] <SpallsHurgenson> on the other hand, they're playing 4th Edition... so fuck them :)
[02:08:14] <cmn32480> dice games were never somethign I got into
[02:09:03] <SpallsHurgenson> d-d-d-dice game? Blasphemer! YAHTZEE is a dice game. D&D is /ART/
[02:09:05] <SirFinkus> Mirror's Edge was pretty good
[02:09:06] <SpallsHurgenson> ;-)
[02:09:35] <crutchy> laptop unplugged
[02:09:42] <cmn32480> you roll dice, right?
[02:09:54] <cmn32480> then it is a dice game.
[02:09:58] <SpallsHurgenson> those are just for ambience :)
[02:10:01] <crutchy> running a vm prolly not gunna help the battery :/
[02:10:09] <cmn32480> ummmmm..... no
[02:10:18] * SpallsHurgenson wonders if there are any VMs that let you emulate multiple monitors
[02:10:31] <crutchy> virtualbox does
[02:10:38] <cmn32480> does it really?
[02:10:44] <cmn32480> cool
[02:10:44] <crutchy> well, it doesn't "emulate monitors" :p
[02:10:49] <cmn32480> I'll have to try it
[02:10:53] <SpallsHurgenson> that sounds so pointlessly wonderful :)
[02:10:55] <SpallsHurgenson> me too :)
[02:11:16] <cmn32480> but gives you the ability to have two full screens?
[02:11:16] <crutchy> i run my desktop with virtualbox over three screens
[02:11:55] <SpallsHurgenson> isn't that just one monitor with a very irregular resolution as far as virtualbox is concerned?
[02:11:57] <cmn32480> I run my desktop wiht 3 screens... one of which is for a testing VM
[02:13:13] <crutchy> besides the 2 driven by the graphics card, i got a 3rd off a usb adaptor, but there's shitty linux support for usb graphics so i use windows xp as a host
[02:13:51] <crutchy> after windows xp starts i run the vm and don't see the xp desktop till i shut down
[02:14:04] <takyon> I had a good DM once
[02:14:18] <crutchy> xfce has a decent multi monitor setup tool
[02:14:41] * SpallsHurgenson recommends somebody start up a soylentnews Paranoia game :)
[02:15:38] <SpallsHurgenson> I want to be friends with the Computer again and zap commie spies!
[02:15:46] <crutchy> takyon, the xfce tool is called arandr i think
[02:15:54] <crutchy> (in debian anyhow)
[02:16:03] <takyon> DM = dungeon master
[02:16:10] <crutchy> oh lol
[02:16:20] <crutchy> i assumed DM was desktop manager or some shit :p
[02:16:45] <takyon> a good DM is a lot harder to find
[02:16:53] <crutchy> my house is my dungeon, and my wife is the dungeon master :p
[02:17:02] <takyon> wow kanky
[02:17:04] <SpallsHurgenson> crutchy is into the kinky stuff :)
[02:17:10] <SpallsHurgenson> !grab crutchy
[02:17:10] <Bender> Added quote 569
[02:17:25] <crutchy> lol i said 'house' not 'bedroom'
[02:17:29] <SpallsHurgenson> as a good DM, I find it pretty hard to find good players :)
[02:17:33] <takyon> Spalls and I share some of the same neurons
[02:17:36] <SpallsHurgenson> crutchy: kitchen table? :)
[02:17:43] <crutchy> hmm haven't tried that
[02:17:53] <cmn32480> wow... a whole house dedicated to kinky.. you can get out of programming and go inot that trade full time.
[02:17:57] <cmn32480> probably make a killing
[02:18:10] <crutchy> i wish. i forgot what i'm supposed to do with it :p
[02:18:39] <chromas> I believe there was talk of back doors earlier
[02:18:45] <SpallsHurgenson> hmmm... was that comment worthy of a grab or not?
[02:18:55] <cmn32480> if your wife is the dungeon master, are the kids like the roaming trolls?
[02:19:10] <SpallsHurgenson> NEVER EVER let the kid into mommy and daddy's dungeon
[02:19:14] <SpallsHurgenson> it will scar them for life
[02:19:23] <takyon> scars are cool
[02:19:28] <takyon> especially on my bleeding soul
[02:19:57] * chromas gives takyon a hot topic gift card
[02:20:44] * takyon dresses up for halloween... err I mean just another dismal day
[02:20:58] * SpallsHurgenson imagines takyon in full emo garb
[02:21:32] <takyon> what do you imagine me like normally?
[02:22:00] <chromas> as a particle
[02:22:10] <cmn32480> hey crutchy - looks like Display link has an Ubuntu driver that can be easily (for somebody other than me) modified for other distributions
[02:22:23] <cmn32480> http://www.displaylink.com
[02:22:25] <systemd> ^ 03DisplayLink: Ubuntu Software
[02:22:33] <SpallsHurgenson> takyon: this? https://fluffrick.files.wordpress.com :)
[02:23:05] <takyon> I'd finish that show if it didn't have a laugh track
[02:23:06] <crutchy> cmn32480, ooh it must be newish
[02:23:21] <cmn32480> August 18, 2015 releae for the latest version
[02:23:26] <crutchy> hmm actually i think i found a working driver a while back, cos i could get it to display
[02:23:41] <crutchy> just not very well
[02:23:53] <crutchy> oh cool
[02:25:00] <crutchy> it works pretty well running in a vm on a winxp host though too. xp isn't that big a resource hog on its own. there's no virus scan or anything on it
[02:25:29] <crutchy> i don't use any programs in xp except virtualbox
[02:25:53] <cmn32480> it was just a thought
[02:30:54] <SpallsHurgenson> #soylent poll... quick, what's your current desktop image?
[02:31:18] <SpallsHurgenson> if you have multiple desktops, the one under your irc client
[02:32:04] <cmn32480> your mom (in her prime) in a french maids uniform
[02:32:17] <SpallsHurgenson> oh, that's a nice one
[02:35:44] <crutchy> SpallsHurgenson's mom: https://goo.gl
[02:35:45] <systemd> ^ 03( https://upload.wikimedia.org )
[02:35:53] <crutchy> damn you systemd!
[02:36:06] <cmn32480> I woudl hardly call that in her prime
[02:36:08] <SpallsHurgenson> that was after she lost all that weight
[02:37:05] <crutchy> SpallsHurgenson, did she star in a movie with leonardo decaprio
[02:37:24] <crutchy> the one where leonardo decaprio didn't have to act. he just played himself
[02:38:43] <chromas> whats.eating.gilbert.grape.avi.flv.full.pro.final.720p.mp4
[02:56:27] * chromas considers the possibility that his neighbors' kid may actually be named Jacob No
[02:57:24] * SpallsHurgenson stares blankly
[02:57:55] <chromas> it's what they yell almost every day
[02:58:10] <chromas> usually several times in a row
[02:59:09] <SpallsHurgenson> are you sure its a kid and not a pet terrier?
[02:59:34] <chromas> well, he does say "no" back occasionally
[02:59:42] <chromas> so it could be
[03:02:46] <SpallsHurgenson> https://wikileaks.org leaked TPP text
[03:02:48] <systemd> ^ 03WikiLeaks - TPP Treaty: Intellectual Property Rights Chapter - 5 October 2015
[03:05:04] <SpallsHurgenson> looks like all our worries were for nothing oh no wait a minute we're screwed
[03:06:04] <chromas> prohibition always works
[03:11:58] <takyon> i subbed a story on it
[03:12:16] <takyon> https://soylentnews.org
[03:12:17] <systemd> ^ 03SN Submission by takyon: Trans-Pacific Partnership: "Intellectual Property" Fears Become Reality
[03:12:53] <crutchy> intellectual property has kinda lost all meaning in the last decade
[03:13:05] <crutchy> the lawyers have shot themselves in the foot
[03:14:34] <takyon> the internet made it all too easy to bypass drm and spread information
[03:15:06] <takyon> the genie is far out of the bottle, and even though paywalls and such still exist, they are getting busted down every minute
[03:21:24] <SpallsHurgenson> http://economixcomix.com
[03:21:26] <systemd> ^ 03| Economix Comix
[03:21:50] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Belgium: Spy-in-the-Car Watches Young Drivers' Speed - http://sylnt.us - chocolate-teapot
[03:22:31] <takyon> bender seems faster than before
[03:27:25] <crutchy> i think tmb has been poking around his insides
[03:27:29] <crutchy> or something like that
[03:28:19] <SpallsHurgenson> also kinky
[03:28:59] <SpallsHurgenson> https://torrentfreak.com US gov't continues its trend towards cartoon supervillainy
[03:29:00] <systemd> ^ 03Megaupload Defendants Don't Need Expert Witnesses, U.S. Argues - TorrentFreak
[03:29:35] <crutchy> that's obvious. the court would have nfi what they were talking about if they did
[03:30:42] <SpallsHurgenson> that's sort of the point of expert witnesses (and why they are so expensive); they act as interpreters for the jury, translating the complicated into something they can understand
[03:41:04] <takyon> Megaupload doesn't need defense, U.S. Argues
[03:41:07] <crutchy> "the internet is made up of a series of tubes"
[03:41:48] <crutchy> "through which all manner of human excrement is pumped"
[03:43:09] <SpallsHurgenson> US gov't out-douches internet's head douche
[03:43:34] <SpallsHurgenson> douche. douche. dooooouche. that's a funny word. douche.
[03:43:41] <crutchy> if megaupload doesn't need defense then that's awesome. they can obviously go home :)
[03:44:39] <SpallsHurgenson> mind you, this still isn't the trial. this is just a hearing to get dotcom extradited so he faces trial on us soil
[03:45:22] <SpallsHurgenson> right now its a race to see if they can get him extradited before he can get his NZ citizenship :)
[03:46:01] <crutchy> sad day when having US citizenship is a bad thing
[03:46:34] <SpallsHurgenson> its not a bad thing
[03:46:52] <SpallsHurgenson> but he doesn't have US citizenship; he has german and finnish citizenship
[03:47:19] <crutchy> oh? why would US have jurisdiction at all in that case?
[03:47:20] <SpallsHurgenson> the NZ gov't is more likely to resist extradition of one of its own citizens than that of a resident alien
[03:47:28] <SpallsHurgenson> crutchy: good question :)
[03:48:04] <SpallsHurgenson> not a US citizen, not operating in the US, not living in the US...
[03:48:14] <crutchy> ah maybe thats why dotcom doesn't need a defense. all he needs to say is "fuck you"
[03:49:22] <SpallsHurgenson> mind you, schmitz (aka kim dotcom) is probably guilty of everything they've accused him of; he's a career criminal and a scumbatg
[03:49:39] <crutchy> i can't imagine NZ government giving into US demands. it already renounced the ANZUS treaty because of the nuke issue
[03:49:51] <SpallsHurgenson> but he wasn't operating under US law and the US is wrongly extending its jurisdiction just because his actions affected us corporations
[03:50:47] <crutchy> NZ is fairly nationalistic. it won't want to appear as just another US state
[03:51:01] <crutchy> australian government on the other hand...
[03:51:13] <SpallsHurgenson> on the other hand, the US has to pursue this. IP is increasingly becoming the US's bread and butter and it needs to protect that in order to maintain its economy (hence bullshit like the TPP)
[03:51:54] <crutchy> that's pretty sad also
[03:52:01] <crutchy> you guys used to have all the factories
[03:52:50] <SpallsHurgenson> indeed; corporations sacrificed their long-term value and now the US government is scrambling lest the US becomes economically less relevant
[03:52:54] <crutchy> the US gov basically bent over and presented its gaping ass hole for the chinese to fuck
[03:53:36] <SpallsHurgenson> its no different from, say, the Canadian government doing everything it can to protect its maple syrup industry :)
[03:53:50] <SpallsHurgenson> no, the corporations did that
[03:53:53] <crutchy> chinese does it with currency though
[03:54:08] <SpallsHurgenson> the chinese offered them what looked like a bargain - and it was, short-term
[03:54:14] <crutchy> having a high value currency is a bad thing. right now USD is the highest
[03:54:21] <crutchy> so you guys losing big time
[03:54:32] <crutchy> trade deficit is going sky high
[03:54:38] <crutchy> jobs going in the toilet
[03:54:52] <SpallsHurgenson> cheap labor and unregulated manufacturing in a period when transport costs were at a historical lowpoint? why WOULDN'T a company go there?
[03:55:03] <crutchy> for sure
[03:55:41] <crutchy> everything made in america is a ripoff to the rest of the world atm
[03:55:55] <SpallsHurgenson> the chinese made a huge gamble in hopes of jumpstarting their economy. it worked, although whether it will support them long-term is questionable
[03:56:22] <crutchy> they'll de-peg eventually. that will pull the floor from under the USD
[03:57:00] <crutchy> they're very shrewd at economic warfare
[03:57:01] <SpallsHurgenson> US is betting big that its IP will maintain its economy. I don't think that's a good bet either
[03:57:15] <SpallsHurgenson> as was pointed out, IP is too easy to steal
[03:57:45] <SpallsHurgenson> more to the point, it is essentially valueless unless you actually USE it... which means factories or movie studios or whatever
[03:57:46] <crutchy> its not really worth sacrificing thousands of soldiers for either :/
[03:58:27] <crutchy> hopefully it never gets to that
[03:59:05] <SpallsHurgenson> US needs to reinstate tarriffs and/or regulate the flow of capital out of the country.
[03:59:41] <crutchy> that might help
[03:59:49] <crutchy> should also reduce/eliminate payroll tax
[03:59:50] <SpallsHurgenson> chinese aren't that clever; their economy isn't self-sustaining and they can just as easily be undercut by other third-world nations
[04:00:12] <crutchy> maybe, but its not happening
[04:00:19] <crutchy> not even india
[04:00:42] <SpallsHurgenson> it is to a degree. china needs to become self sustaining before that happens.
[04:01:25] <crutchy> why don't you think it's self-sustaining?
[04:01:47] <crutchy> the US can only buy chinese stuff because the chinese lend you the money to do so
[04:02:12] <crutchy> its not like the US is china's lifeline
[04:02:20] <SpallsHurgenson> that's not really true. china is more in peril of the US economy collapsing than the other way around
[04:02:57] <crutchy> if the US economy collapses, the only thing the chinese will lose is their treasuries
[04:03:23] <crutchy> but i think that's why they hoarding gold, because when treasuries collapse, gold will skyrocket to offset the loss
[04:03:34] <SpallsHurgenson> and their primary and largest market, and thus their economy... and likely their stability of government
[04:04:13] <SpallsHurgenson> (which of course would be bad for the US, since nobody wants a destabilized nuclear china... so we have to support them to support us to support them to support us to... :)
[04:04:25] <crutchy> nah they'll just float their currency (and allow it to rise) which means regular chinese will be able to afford to buy chinese stuff instead
[04:04:42] <crutchy> a billion chinese > 300 million americans
[04:05:00] <SpallsHurgenson> in 200 years we will look back at this and probably talk about how this was all part of the "growing pains" to becoming a unified world government (well, unless things go tits up :)
[04:05:17] <crutchy> heh. probably
[04:05:24] <SpallsHurgenson> although whether this will be a United Federation or Evil Empire we'll just have to see :)
[04:05:30] <crutchy> i want captain janeway to become World President
[04:06:23] <SpallsHurgenson> a billion still largely poor chinese to 300 million very rich (yes, even the forgotten 90% are rich, comparatively) Americans
[04:06:55] <crutchy> they only poor relative to americans, and only because chinese gov has the yuan pegged
[04:07:08] <crutchy> when they de-peg the yuan will skyrocket compared to the USD
[04:07:20] <SpallsHurgenson> well, 900 million poor chinese, 100 million "rich" Chinese :)
[04:07:22] <crutchy> chinese will start buying everything on the planet
[04:07:57] <crutchy> even a "poor" chinese with a few yuan will be able to buy more
[04:08:18] <crutchy> they are poor compared to americans because of the currency manipulation
[04:08:44] <crutchy> they probably aren't really that poor. they just don't splurge like americans
[04:09:55] <SpallsHurgenson> when they depeg, the yuans value will plummet. they have lots of yuan and the value is only maintained by the government honoring it. their wealth comes from their foreign currency reserves and their foreign holdings. most chinese will not benefit
[04:11:47] <SpallsHurgenson> anyway, gotta go; late here in the world of rain and darkness :)
[04:11:48] <crutchy> not sure about that. the only thing holding up the USD is the chinese being willing to buy treasuries
[04:11:56] <crutchy> ah. good night then :)
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[06:44:32] <chromas> from the hipsters-don't-have-soul dept
[06:44:37] <chromas> s/have/got/
[06:44:38] <sedctl> <chromas> from the hipsters-don't-got-soul dept
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[07:13:42] <Gravis> keep it's soul? i'm certain they sold that to microsoft long ago.
[07:18:55] <chromas> http://histography.io
[07:18:55] <systemd> ^ 03Histography - Timeline of History
[07:19:07] <chromas> only works in webkit browsers apaprently
[07:20:54] <chromas> it doesn't even have noah's flood! what a joke
[07:23:18] <crutchy> wtf! what website wouldn't support firefox!?
[07:24:06] <chromas> it does work with opera though, which is finally getting decent again
[07:27:22] <crutchy> nice concept. a little clunky
[07:43:50] <crutchy> whatever happened to fallujah in iraq? did the west eventually take it back from isis?
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[10:14:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:14:50] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1726
[10:21:31] <crutchy> coffee++
[10:21:31] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1727
[10:22:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday crutchy
[10:22:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> doh, 404
[10:22:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> #socialist crutchy
[10:22:32] <MrPlow> crutchy, you're a socialist!
[10:41:16] <crutchy> oops
[10:41:18] <crutchy> exec is here
[10:41:24] <crutchy> just not *here*
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[10:42:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar
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[10:46:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> hey, PlowKing, sing
[10:47:28] * TheMightyBuzzard kicks PlowKing
[10:48:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> going to take a mess of work to get this bot workin proper
[10:50:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> but hey, first one with a perl6 bot in da house
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[10:58:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> meh, think ima remove him from #soylent until he's useful
[10:58:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> MrPlow
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[11:12:49] <crutchy> ~minion new MrPlow
[11:13:25] <crutchy> doh!
[11:18:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, MrPlow gonna stay put till plowking can replace him
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[12:53:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> perl 6 is much bitchier than perl 5.
[12:57:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> i actually LIKED how perl 5 would let you utterly screw yourself if you so desired.
[12:57:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> without complaining
[13:36:48] <Gravis> perl 6 sounds like a security nightmare
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[13:43:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> probably more secure once you learn it. it's a bloody lot different than 5 though,.
[13:43:46] <Gravis> well the fact that you can redefine the syntax means you can really obfusticate code
[13:44:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, mostly people aren't going to be doing that and calling it perl though.
[13:44:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> could suck for running untrusted code though
[13:44:57] <Gravis> exactly
[13:45:11] <Gravis> security nightmare
[13:45:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> not difficult to spot someone redefining syntax. shouldn't be THAT bad.
[13:46:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> at least if you're getting it from a semi-trusted source that allegedly checks for things like that.
[13:47:08] <Gravis> i'm just thinking of possible things like code injections
[13:47:15] <Gravis> whatever
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[13:47:34] <Gravis> interpretters should be avoided
[13:47:44] <Gravis> binaries should be signed
[13:47:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> ?!
[13:47:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> get back to microsoft
[13:48:23] <Gravis> signing doesn't imply a central authority
[13:48:55] <Gravis> it's more to spot if something has been manipulated after it was compiled
[13:49:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> it implies central authority if you don't want it to be a nightmare to check a signature.
[13:50:09] <Gravis> nope
[13:50:17] <Gravis> be more creative
[13:50:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> what, stick sigs on a blockchain? no thanks.
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[13:52:42] <janrinok> hi guys
[13:52:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> blockchain's nice in theory but in practice it is a bloody mess
[13:52:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin, janrinok
[13:53:16] <janrinok> a'noon tmb
[13:53:35] <janrinok> you are really getting to grips with perl 6 ?
[13:53:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> barely so far.
[13:54:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> enough to know it will never, ever, ever be any part of rehash
[13:54:45] <janrinok> lol
[13:55:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> syntax alone is enough to make it require essentially rewriting the entire thing.
[13:56:03] <cmn32480> janrinok !!
[13:56:07] <cmn32480> coffee++
[13:56:07] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1728
[13:57:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[13:57:41] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1729
[13:58:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> speaking of...
[13:58:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> afk
[13:59:50] <cmn32480> I'm waitign for the beep from the coffee pot to tell me it is done
[14:02:41] <janrinok> cmn32480: !! - could smell burning and realised that I had left a pan on the stove. Rescued without too much damage :)
[14:02:56] <cmn32480> ruh roh!
[14:03:10] <cmn32480> careful... or se'll call you sirfinkus!
[14:03:32] <janrinok> can't decode that first one - utf-17 or base91 ?
[14:03:49] <cmn32480> dog
[14:03:59] <janrinok> fairy nuff
[14:04:04] <cmn32480> scooby doo to be precise
[14:04:17] <janrinok> ah, yes, I can hear it now
[14:04:31] <cmn32480> ruh roh shaggy
[14:04:36] <cmn32480> brb
[14:05:20] <janrinok> TheMightyBuzzard: doesn't perl 5 still run unchanged though, even with perl 6
[14:06:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> no
[14:06:01] <janrinok> if not, I think it is a bit of a stretch to call it 'perl' then
[14:06:35] <janrinok> I suspect that it will die in a ditch somewhere ...
[14:06:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> not really. perl wasn't 100% forward compatible even through the 5.x versions
[14:07:38] <janrinok> well, there are always deprecations and changes in any language, but it shouldn't require a complete throw away and start again
[14:07:52] <cmn32480> back
[14:08:09] <cmn32480> coffee pot beeped.... needed to start the IV
[14:09:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> janrinok, ya, i don't see it getting nearly the traction perl 5 did from being largely legacy-friendly
[14:11:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> there is a lot to be said for it but so far i'm seeing a LOT of changes that were made strictly for change's sake
[14:11:33] <cmn32480> that different is it buzzard?
[14:11:46] <janrinok> its a shame really, because perl has got its place. Any idea if perl 5 will continue to be supported after 6 is fully released?
[14:11:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> i expect so
[14:12:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, massively
[14:12:08] <cmn32480> it will be supported here for a long time if what TMB is saying is right
[14:12:32] <cmn32480> and given my inifitesimal knowledge, I will ahve to trust him
[14:12:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> well yeah, don't see mod_perl getting a v3 to work with perl6 any time soon and we gotta have our mod_perl for rehash to work at all.
[14:13:03] <janrinok> .. and the fact that your typing often resembles perl anyway
[14:13:28] <janrinok> cmn32480: ^
[14:13:32] <cmn32480> massivly screwy?
[14:14:09] <janrinok> I was reading about it the other day and I'm not even sure that I understood what the 'explanation' was even saying ...
[14:14:11] <cmn32480> you guys are the ones who understand what I write. how is that my fault???
[14:14:33] <cmn32480> oh come on... my typing doesn't require an expanation!
[14:15:36] <cmn32480> generally anyway
[14:15:42] <janrinok> just looking at the sub queue - and we've got new submissions on a Saturday!
[14:16:02] <janrinok> mind you, without P666 we would have 4 or 5 stories in total
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[14:17:16] <cmn32480> Soylentnews: Powered by P666
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[14:20:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> well, at least perl6 doesn't require any unicode magic
[14:20:07] <PlowKing> foo💩
[14:21:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> that particular bit would have required a "use utf8;" or \x{1f4a9}
[14:22:07] <cmn32480> I must need a different font
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[14:22:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> try unifont or that one from google... what's it called...
[14:23:07] <janrinok> I got the usual utf-8 square box with hex in ....
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[14:24:56] <cmn32480> square box with 4 little squares in it?
[14:25:29] <janrinok> well mine says 01f4a9 - or 041af9 depending on how you read it
[14:25:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> was the pewp glyph
[14:25:57] <cmn32480> shit... and we missed it
[14:26:08] <janrinok> going to restart hex and see if unifont has kicked in
[14:26:33] <janrinok> still looks the same to me
[14:26:48] <cmn32480> still pewp-less?
[14:26:56] <janrinok> wonder how you make hexchat use a specific font ...
[14:27:55] <janrinok> changed to unifont - now the hexchat display is crap and I still have that stupid box
[14:27:57] <cmn32480> settings ->prefernces
[14:28:22] <cmn32480> but unifont didn't help
[14:29:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> unifont csur prolly
[14:30:18] <cmn32480> gimme more pwep buzzard
[14:30:19] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - BlackBerry CEO Won’t Commit to BB10 Devices, Hints at Leaving Handset Market - http://sylnt.us - they-still-exist???
[14:30:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> 💩
[14:30:46] * exec chucks a nasty sloppy dogshit at aqu4
[14:30:55] <cmn32480> nope
[14:31:00] <janrinok> nope
[14:31:07] <cmn32480> ninja'd
[14:31:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> Unifont CSUR Medium 11
[14:31:22] <janrinok> I don't think so - you can't see my screen
[14:31:29] <cmn32480> i have a 3 year old telling me "I got you now Daddy" as she hangs on my arm
[14:31:51] <cmn32480> Unifont CSUR Medium 12
[14:31:59] <janrinok> TMB - that's not an option
[14:32:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> font size isn't important
[14:32:48] <janrinok> I've got unifont or not - there is not CSUR
[14:32:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> ugh, they massively changed regexs
[14:34:05] <janrinok> wish I could remember what the default font was - they all look crap now
[14:34:32] <cmn32480> Consolas 12
[14:34:56] <janrinok> not on this box
[14:35:18] <cmn32480> then I am sorry, good sir, but I cannot help!
[14:35:23] <cmn32480> that was my default
[14:35:54] <janrinok> It would be more helpful if you would tell me _my_ default :~)
[14:36:14] <cmn32480> try "pewp-less 14"
[14:36:32] <janrinok> I was looking for pewp-more or even some-pewp
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[14:36:56] <cmn32480> pewp-more? is that like constipation 11?
[14:37:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> #socialist crutchy
[14:37:03] <MrPlow> crutchy, you're a socialist!
[14:37:03] <PlowKing> crutchy, you're a socialist!
[14:37:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> unicode
[14:37:13] <PlowKing> unicode is easy in perl 6 💩
[14:37:15] <cmn32480> double trouble
[14:37:22] <janrinok> still nope
[14:37:28] <cmn32480> #weather baltimore, MD
[14:37:28] <MrPlow> Today: Sunshine and clouds mixed. High near 65F. Winds NE at 5 to 10 mph. Tomorrow: Some clouds in the morning will give way to mainly sunny skies for the afternoon. High near 70F. Winds light and variable.
[14:37:41] Bytram|away is now known as Bytram
[14:37:50] <Bytram> janrinok: try looking here: http://www.unifoundry.com
[14:37:51] <systemd> ^ 03GNU Unifont Glyphs
[14:37:52] <cmn32480> obviously he implemented the important functions firtst
[14:38:01] <cmn32480> tried it
[14:38:03] <cmn32480> failed
[14:38:09] <Bytram> urgh.
[14:38:29] * Bytram only has a few minutes before he needs to clean up and head out to work. :/
[14:38:34] <cmn32480> ok I pushed the queue out to midnight janrionks time
[14:38:36] <janrinok> Bytram: !!
[14:38:42] <cmn32480> I have to clean up and head for soccer
[14:38:49] <Bytram> janrinok: !!
[14:38:50] <cmn32480> Bytram !! (sorry I forgot)
[14:39:00] <Bytram> cmn32480: good to see you; have fun at soccer!
[14:39:04] <janrinok> Bytram: I've got unifont - although not from there
[14:39:09] <Bytram> k
[14:39:11] <cmn32480> kids are playing... not me
[14:39:14] <cmn32480> thanksfully
[14:39:17] <Bytram> then yell at the refs!
[14:39:21] <Bytram> j/k
[14:39:21] <cmn32480> but I gotta go get scrubbed
[14:39:32] <janrinok> cmn32480 is becoming a soccer mom!
[14:39:33] <Bytram> janrinok: what version tdo you have?
[14:39:49] * Bytram notes that his fonts are prolly not up-to-date.
[14:39:52] <janrinok> unifont and ttf-unifont from ubuntu repos
[14:39:52] <cmn32480> TMB - I'll be naked and soapy again. just for your brain tattoo!
[14:40:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> i gotta clean up and... no, wait, all i have to do is watch the OU/UT(x) game today and eat hot wings
[14:40:06] <cmn32480> and Bytram is headed that way as well
[14:40:22] <cmn32480> though we will be doing it separately
[14:40:30] <janrinok> glad to hear it
[14:40:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> ttf-noto
[14:40:39] <cmn32480> ok kids... back later
[14:40:49] <cmn32480> janrinok - If I don't talk to you have a good night.
[14:40:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> not fixed width but has hella good completeness
[14:40:54] <Bytram> by 'dad'!
[14:40:55] <cmn32480> bytram - have a good day at work
[14:41:09] <Bytram> thanks! I'll try!
[14:41:10] <cmn32480> TMB - don't eat too many hot wings. remember, the sauce gets concentrated on the way out
[14:41:16] <janrinok> cmn32480: have a good one yourself
[14:41:17] * Bytram does not get out of work until 9:15pm :(
[14:41:29] <janrinok> best of luck Bytram
[14:41:34] <Bytram> thanks
[14:41:40] <cmn32480> it'll be OK. you'll make it son
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[14:42:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.youtube.com
[14:42:31] <systemd> ^ 03Never Seen a Man Eat So Many Chicken Wings - YouTube
[14:43:53] * Bytram has never seen so many chickens that can no longer fly
[14:44:16] * Bytram starts downloads of v8.0.01 unifonts
[14:45:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, guess i should put perl6 on boron so i can put plowking there and start getting ready to retire MrPlow
[14:45:47] <PlowKing> MrPlow is a loser and I think he is a boozer
[14:46:29] <chromas> TheMightyBuzzard: well, how about porting rehash to perl 6, but redefining the syntax to match perl 5?
[14:46:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, just no
[14:47:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> fer starters, would not work because no mod_perl3 yet
[14:47:10] <Bytram> I see chromas is volunteering to join SN's Dev team!
[14:47:38] <chromas> You know you want to
[14:47:41] <nick> afternoon soylentiliens
[14:47:49] <Bytram> nick: g'day
[14:47:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday nick
[14:47:58] * exec covertly slides a DD cup of ciri poo to nick
[14:48:03] * chromas runs away, screaming "no! heyeulp! they want me to touch perl!!"
[14:48:20] <nick> ...
[14:48:23] <janrinok> nick!! you not working?
[14:48:42] <nick> not today, im officially taking the weekend off
[14:48:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> hells yeah
[14:48:51] <Bytram> nick: GOOD for YOU!@
[14:49:09] <janrinok> about time too!
[14:49:16] <nick> how goes for ya'll?
[14:49:34] <janrinok> good for me
[14:49:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> pretty fair. learnin me some perl6 and killing time until the game
[14:50:28] <Bytram> I slept pretty well, but for some reason am finding it hard to get motivated today.
[14:50:31] <Bytram> coffee++
[14:50:32] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1730
[14:50:33] <nick> probably a good way to kill time there, not a way i'd choose to do it ;)
[14:50:35] <Bytram> !uid
[14:50:35] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 5901, owned by morgano
[14:50:55] <Bytram> ~weather boston
[14:50:56] <exec> 03Boston, MA, USA - currently 54°F, mostly sunny, wind N at 14 mph, humidity 53% - Saturday sunny (45°F:57°F), Sunday partly cloudy (51°F:68°F), Monday sunny (56°F:74°F), Tuesday partly cloudy (50°F:70°F)
[14:50:59] <Bytram> ~weather portland, me
[14:51:00] <exec> 03Portland, ME, USA - currently 49°F, partly cloudy, wind NW at 19 mph, humidity 52% - Saturday partly cloudy (40°F:54°F), Sunday partly cloudy (48°F:66°F), Monday sunny (49°F:70°F), Tuesday scattered showers (45°F:69°F)
[14:51:11] <Bytram> ~weather presque isle
[14:51:12] <exec> 03Presque Isle, ME, USA - currently 40°F, sunny, wind NW at 18 mph, humidity 51% - Saturday sunny (32°F:46°F), Sunday showers (44°F:53°F), Monday partly cloudy (45°F:68°F), Tuesday cloudy (43°F:66°F)
[14:51:23] <Bytram> ~weather riyahd
[14:51:24] <exec> 03Riyadh Saudi Arabia - currently 97°F, mostly sunny, wind N at 6 mph, humidity 12% - Saturday clear (72°F:100°F), Sunday sunny (73°F:99°F), Monday sunny (73°F:100°F), Tuesday mostly sunny (73°F:102°F)
[14:51:29] <janrinok> ~weather st brieuc
[14:51:30] <exec> 03Saint-Brieuc, France - currently 59°F / 15°C, sunny, wind E at 12 mph, humidity 71% - Saturday cloudy (50°F:61°F / 10°C:16°C), Sunday partly cloudy (51°F:62°F / 11°C:17°C), Monday partly cloudy (49°F:58°F / 9°C:14°C), Tuesday partly cloudy (43°F:56°F / 6°C:13°C)
[14:51:34] <Bytram> ~weather bagdahd
[14:51:36] <exec> 03Baghdad, Iraq - currently 88°F, mostly sunny, wind NW at 13 mph, humidity 27% - Saturday clear with periodic clouds (69°F:92°F), Sunday mostly sunny (67°F:94°F), Monday sunny (68°F:95°F), Tuesday sunny (70°F:98°F)
[14:51:48] <Bytram> ~weather mcmurdo
[14:51:49] <exec> 03McMurdo, Antarctica - currently 2°F, mostly cloudy, wind E at 17 mph, humidity 53% - Sunday partly cloudy (2°F:8°F), Monday cloudy (-2°F:7°F), Tuesday partly cloudy (-10°F:1°F), Wednesday partly cloudy (-11°F:-2°F)
[14:51:51] <janrinok> ~weather lannion
[14:51:52] <exec> 03Lannion, France - currently 57°F / 14°C, mostly cloudy, wind E at 13 mph, humidity 82% - Saturday cloudy (52°F:61°F / 11°C:16°C), Sunday partly cloudy (51°F:61°F / 11°C:16°C), Monday partly cloudy (50°F:58°F / 10°C:14°C), Tuesday partly cloudy (46°F:56°F / 8°C:13°C)
[14:52:07] <Bytram> ~weather South Pol
[14:52:09] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[14:52:09] <Bytram> ~weather South Pole
[14:52:11] <janrinok> ~weather port stanley
[14:52:12] <exec> 03Port Stanley, ON, Canada - currently 48°F / 9°C, partly cloudy, wind W at 0 mph, humidity 93% - Saturday mostly sunny (48°F:63°F / 9°C:17°C), Sunday partly cloudy (54°F:67°F / 12°C:19°C), Monday partly cloudy (49°F:69°F / 9°C:21°C), Tuesday scattered showers (44°F:56°F / 7°C:13°C)
[14:52:25] <janrinok> ~weather mount pleasant
[14:52:26] <exec> 03Mt Pleasant, SC, USA - currently 78°F / 26°C, sunny, wind S at 2 mph, humidity 86% - Saturday thunderstorm (62°F:78°F / 17°C:26°C), Sunday cloudy (62°F:71°F / 17°C:22°C), Monday partly cloudy (63°F:78°F / 17°C:26°C), Tuesday sunny (62°F:81°F / 17°C:27°C)
[14:52:45] <Bytram> ~weather pleasant mountain, maine
[14:52:46] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[14:53:13] <janrinok> Bytram broke it, bytram broke it
[14:53:26] <Bytram> anyone have any ideas on a location for the south pole that ~weather understands? The best I've been able to come up with is McMurdo station, but that's not really it.
[14:53:38] <Bytram> ~weather or not
[14:53:40] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[14:53:52] <janrinok> nope from here
[14:54:10] <Bytram> ~weather bangalore
[14:54:11] <exec> 03Bengaluru, Karnataka, India - currently 84°F, partly cloudy, wind S at 5 mph, humidity 84% - Saturday thunderstorm (71°F:86°F), Sunday thunderstorm (70°F:90°F), Monday scattered thunderstorms (69°F:89°F), Tuesday partly cloudy (68°F:91°F)
[14:54:15] <janrinok> gtg cook - biab
[14:54:37] <Bytram> janrinok: have fun! Prolly won't see ya again until tomorrow... OH!
[14:54:53] <Bytram> btw, I just put up a new poll; should go live in about 5 minutes or so.
[14:55:04] <nick> dinner sounds good
[14:55:09] <nick> i want food too!
[14:55:15] <Bytram> janrinok: you'll prolly want to weigh in on it, I suspect.
[14:55:39] <Bytram> off to the showers for me; back in a bit
[14:55:40] <Bytram> afk
[16:01:07] * nick gives all his mod points to Deucalion
[16:01:29] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Team Succeeds in Producing Photoreceptors from Human Embryonic Stem Cells - http://sylnt.us - I-see-said-the-blind-man
[17:32:38] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Are Dating Apps Killing Romance? - http://sylnt.us - are-they-really-who-they-say-they-are
[18:38:47] janrinok is now known as zz_janrinok
[19:03:49] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - SHA-1 Collision Found - http://sylnt.us - just-a-bit-broken
[20:34:58] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - World’s First Laundry-folding Robot Unveiled in Japan - http://sylnt.us - save-my-wife-the-trouble
[21:18:30] <takyon> it's been about a year since rum0rs of a "second Snowden"
[21:18:31] <takyon> https://soylentnews.org
[21:18:32] <systemd> ^ 03SN article:  Ask SoylentNews: What Happened to the "Second Snowden"? 04(10 comments)
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[21:34:50] <takyon> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[21:34:51] <systemd> ^ 03FBI boss: No encryption backdoor law (but give us backdoors anyway) • The Register
[21:35:07] <takyon> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[21:35:08] <systemd> ^ 03Top VW exec blames car pollution cheatware scandal on 'a couple of software engineers' • The Register
[21:52:29] * Yog-Yogguth plonks in a submission while evryone is partying :3
[21:53:34] <Yog-Yogguth> takyon: Schneier keeps talking about up to five, who knows (I don't fully trust Schneier, he thinks the Norks did Sony)
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[21:54:21] * Yog-Yogguth falls at the feet of temptation and plans on (frozen) pizza and beer
[21:56:28] <takyon> i had spag + meatballs
[21:56:54] * chromas wonders what the little blocks around "trust" should render as
[21:57:11] <Yog-Yogguth> ooh that's nice too
[21:57:26] <Yog-Yogguth> ah those are fancy/real quotes
[21:57:43] <chromas> aha
[21:57:47] * chromas checks his fonts
[21:58:54] <Yog-Yogguth> maybe I should stop using them but it's so easy (AltGr + v or b)
[21:59:34] <takyon> pffft, you call that easy
[21:59:50] <takyon> i dnt evn wnt 2 fnsh wrds
[21:59:55] <Yog-Yogguth> :)
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[22:06:08] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - HP Won't Squeeze Itself Into 3D Printer Consumer Market - http://sylnt.us - it-can't-be-that-different-from-an-inkjet
[22:07:00] <takyon> I can believe that
[22:07:14] <takyon> they won't squeeze themselves into the post-NAND market, the lazy bastards
[22:37:39] <Yog-Yogguth> I don't understand why HP would even bother trying
[22:39:08] <Yog-Yogguth> at all I mean
[22:43:07] <takyon> hahah
[22:43:13] <takyon> that Autonomy fiasco
[22:43:30] <takyon> actually IIRC October 2015 is when HP splits into 2 companies
[22:45:26] <takyon> The split, which was first reported by The Wall Street Journal and confirmed by other media, will result in two publicly traded companies: Hewlett-Packard Enterprise and HP, Inc. Meg Whitman will serve as chairman of HP, Inc. and CEO of Hewlett-Packard Enterprise, Patricia Russo will be chairman of the enterprise business, and Dion Weisler will be CEO of HP, Inc. The split is expected to be completed by the end of fiscal year 2015, in
[22:45:26] <takyon> October 2015.
[22:46:52] <Yog-Yogguth> it probably won't help
[22:47:39] <Yog-Yogguth> two hives of corruption instead of one :|
[22:47:46] <takyon> i think it will
[22:47:50] <takyon> however... there can only be 1
[22:53:26] <crutchy> coffee++ # from a coffee machine, not the instant shit
[22:53:26] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1731
[22:54:41] <crutchy> omg someone mentioned justion beiber on tv
[22:54:51] <crutchy> omg i mentioned justion beiber on irc
[22:54:55] * cmn32480|away swoons
[22:54:59] <crutchy> omg i did it again
[22:55:04] cmn32480|away is now known as cmn32480
[22:55:27] <crutchy> i played with your heart... i something a something... ooh baby baby...
[22:55:42] * crutchy wonders what else is in this coffee
[22:56:56] <crutchy> hmm. my kids like watching a tv show called 'the day my butt went psycho'
[22:56:57] -!- Tachyon has quit [Read error: Connection reset by peer]
[22:57:02] <crutchy> should i be worried?
[22:57:21] <cmn32480> probably... fear the diarrhea!
[22:57:40] -!- Tachyon [Tachyon!~Tachyon@xuco.me] has joined #Soylent
[22:59:10] <Yog-Yogguth> don't drink lsd :P
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[23:00:52] <crutchy_> weird. i only lost soylent then (not freenode)
[23:01:05] <chromas> I usually only lose one at a time
[23:01:23] -!- diginet [diginet!~diginet@107.170.knk.qi] has joined #Soylent
[23:01:25] <crutchy_> though i had a ping of about 11s :/
[23:01:28] <chromas> it's just the server letting you know who's boss
[23:01:36] <crutchy_> lol
[23:01:38] * crutchy_ bows
[23:01:56] * chromas can't tell his ping time
[23:01:58] * crutchy_ offers irc.sylnt.us a sacrifice of one internet
[23:02:28] -!- crutchy has quit [Ping timeout: 264 seconds]
[23:02:51] <crutchy_> bye bye crutchy
[23:02:57] crutchy_ is now known as crutchy
[23:03:12] crutchy is now known as SoyGuest81794
[23:03:18] <cmn32480> meh... he's a dick... kinda glad to see him go
[23:03:25] <SoyGuest81794> oops. typed /cs instead of /ns
[23:03:47] <chromas> use porkserv
[23:04:03] <chromas> sasl++
[23:04:03] <Bender> karma - sasl: 1
[23:04:12] <SoyGuest81794> bah. nick is temporarily unavailable
[23:04:14] <SoyGuest81794> oh well
[23:04:30] <SoyGuest81794> exec will ignore me but it just does whatever it wants mostly anyway
[23:04:47] <chromas> ~~q
[23:04:49] SoyGuest81794 is now known as crunch
[23:04:51] <chromas> ~asplode
[23:05:16] * crunch is listening to kebu
[23:05:35] <crunch> ooh. now listening to euphoric trance
[23:06:34] <crunch> https://www.youtube.com
[23:06:34] <systemd> ^ 03Euphoric Trance - Feel (Original) - YouTube
[23:06:53] <crunch> wow sounds shit in yt
[23:07:21] * crunch has a bunch of dsp settings in winamp enahncer plugin
[23:08:22] crunch is now known as crutchy
[23:08:38] * chromas is listening to the couple bass loops of the neighbors' music
[23:08:45] <crutchy> lol
[23:09:12] * crutchy wonders why nickserv gives him only 15 seconds to identify...
[23:09:24] <crutchy> hmm that might be a per nick thing from memory
[23:09:29] <cmn32480> nickserv doesn't like you
[23:09:48] * crutchy doesn't blame ns for not liking him
[23:10:03] * crutchy points at exec
[23:12:13] <chromas> /ns set enforcetime
[23:12:43] <takyon> what's going on
[23:13:22] <crutchy> this one's pretty sexy too... https://www.youtube.com
[23:13:23] <systemd> ^ 03Euphoric Trance 11 - YouTube
[23:14:02] <crutchy> definitely needs dsp
[23:37:17] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - NASA Offers 1,200 Patents to Startups, With No Upfront Licensing Costs - http://sylnt.us - how-much-is-the-vig?
[23:45:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> #socialist crutchy
[23:45:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> huh, 404
[23:45:59] <chromas> #hipster TheMightyBuzzard
[23:46:02] <crutchy> .socialist TheMightyBuzzard
[23:46:03] <exec> TheMightyBuzzard, YOU'RE a SOCIALIST!
[23:46:32] <crutchy> Bender, s/ig/ag/
[23:46:32] <sedctl> <crutchy> <Bender> [SoylentNews] - NASA Offers 1,200 Patents to Startups, With No Upfront Licensing Costs - http://sylnt.us - how-much-is-the-vag?
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[23:47:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> #socialist crutchy
[23:47:10] * TheMightyBuzzard pokes PlowKing
[23:47:11] <crutchy> wonder how many "startups" google is creating for these patents?
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[23:47:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> #socialist crutchy
[23:47:59] <PlowKing> crutchy, you're a socialist!
[23:48:02] <Deucalion> nick, why the mod points?
[23:48:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'better
[23:48:07] <crutchy> government + trying too do something good = unintended consequences
[23:48:12] <crutchy> *to
[23:49:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya know, i don't think i'm ever going to dig perl6 as much as perl5. i dislike typed data for one.
[23:50:21] <Deucalion> #socialist TheMightyBuzzard
[23:50:22] <PlowKing> TheMightyBuzzard, you're a socialist!
[23:50:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, i wonder...
[23:51:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> #socialist MrPlow
[23:51:04] <PlowKing> MrPlow is a loser and I think he is a boozer
[23:51:04] <PlowKing> MrPlow, you're a socialist!
[23:51:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, does both
[23:51:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, i guess it would the way i coded it.
[23:52:18] <crutchy> static_typing++ # you know you love int
[23:52:18] <Bender> karma - static_typing: 1
[23:52:37] <chromas> hash_tables++
[23:52:37] <Bender> karma - hash_tables: 1
[23:52:40] <chromas> or lists
[23:52:47] <crutchy> hash_cookies++
[23:52:47] <Bender> karma - hash_cookies: 1
[23:53:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> mmmm.... cookies