#Soylent | Logs for 2015-07-27

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[00:00:46] <juggs> Subsentient, care to expand on this? "$tell juggs your view on Islam is beautiful, enlightened, and incorrect." What do you think is incorrect in my view?
[00:01:01] <juggs> Ahh - and there is the aqu4 PM to $tell me that :D
[00:03:01] -!- SpallsHurgenson [SpallsHurgenson!~SpallsHur@Soylent/Users/656/SpallsHurgenson] has joined #Soylent
[00:06:24] <juggs> Greetings Spalls The Giver Of Comfort To Felines
[00:06:55] <SpallsHurgenson> hey, that's me!
[00:07:53] <takyon> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[00:07:56] <exec> └─ 13Oz opposition spraying perfume on metadata dead cat • The Register
[00:09:17] <juggs> Is there an election due in Oz?
[00:09:55] <SpallsHurgenson> e.g. "Australian Labor Party realizes data-retentionb could be used against their members?"
[00:10:22] <SpallsHurgenson> "Hey wait... we just gave the government huge powers and we aren't in charge... maybe this was a mistake!" :)
[00:10:23] <takyon> no wilson doctrine for aussies
[00:10:31] <takyon> just plain spying
[00:13:54] <SpallsHurgenson> I didn't even know they HAD internet in Australia yet. I thought they were still communicating by sending dingos with letters tied to them to one another
[00:13:57] <juggs> Looks like the Wilson Doctrine is about to get completely ignored anyway - no force in law apparently. I find that whole discussion amusing and am in two minds on it... the first mind thinks it makes sense that parliamentarians should be free to conduct their business without interference, the second mind chuckles maniacally that politicians are kicking up a fuss about being subject to the same level of surveillance the rest of us plebs are.
[00:15:26] <SpallsHurgenson> RFC 1149.1(AU) IP Over Dingos
[00:17:14] <takyon> they aren't kicking up too much of a fuss
[00:17:35] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Game Over for Epic 15-Year-Long Console Ban, Says China - http://sylnt.us - let-the-games-begin
[00:20:21] <SpallsHurgenson> even if UK Intelligence agencies still honor the Wilson Doctrine and don't themselves bug Parliament's phones/mail/etc. - it is still easy for them to get the info throught he 5 Eyes. They just ask the Americans or Ozzies Cannucks to do it for them
[00:25:02] <SpallsHurgenson> (nobody expects the New Zealanders to know anything about intelligence, of course :) :) :)
[00:28:26] * takyon *spies externally*
[00:28:59] <juggs> Anyone know how NC's eBBQ went?
[00:29:46] <SpallsHurgenson> most people can only spy internally if they suffer from rectal-cranial inversions (commonly suffered by management types :)
[00:31:11] <juggs> Given the amount of spicy food I consume I can only assume such activity would be horribly detrimental to my eyeses
[00:33:01] <SpallsHurgenson> THAT would be your major concern? :)
[00:34:08] <SpallsHurgenson> not "ohmigod, I'm twisted around backwards and I'm shitting out my own skull?"
[00:35:35] <juggs> Well... that and the permanent damage to my spine from attempting such a manoeuvre - or were you mentally picturing some low budget sci-fi movie type thing where the head gets ingested downwards to reside in the colon?
[00:35:52] <SpallsHurgenson> well, NOW I am
[00:36:33] <takyon> I went to NC's eBBQ
[00:36:45] <takyon> I saw stream viewers hit about 12-15 or so
[00:36:46] <juggs> It's likely happened in some film no doubt.... ermagerd, my head is being sucked into my body! NOEs!
[00:36:47] <takyon> then I blacked out
[00:37:00] <juggs> You weren't kidding about the strong beers then
[00:37:05] <takyon> nope
[00:37:47] <takyon> I couldn't follow the game at all
[00:38:04] <takyon> confusing and a lot on the screen at that resolution
[00:40:03] <juggs> I can't even get twitch to stream reliably on my crapped up dsl connection - just buffers the whole time, so skipped the whole thing. Listening to someone talk about something you can't see - not my idea of fun.
[00:40:59] <SpallsHurgenson> these days I'm sans Flash... so Twitch is right out
[00:41:29] <swiss> they don't html5?
[00:41:42] <SpallsHurgenson> apparently they are working on it
[00:42:12] <SpallsHurgenson> I think they have HTML5 video but the actual player controls are still flash... or maybe its the other way around
[00:42:39] <juggs> slow hand clap for that partial attempt I guess :/
[00:43:16] <SpallsHurgenson> its a work in progress. I mean, this html video things is new after all; I mean, Flash will be forever, right? :)
[00:46:06] <swiss> i mean, didn't youtube get it working?
[00:46:15] <swiss> for live streams
[00:46:20] <swiss> twitch needs to step up their game
[00:46:46] <SpallsHurgenson> yeah, but youtube is so small and nimble that it was probably no problem for them to make the switchover... not like big ol' twitch :)
[00:47:49] <juggs> YT is likely better resourced in the dev dept than twitch is to be fair
[00:48:41] <SpallsHurgenson> whoosh?
[00:49:41] <SpallsHurgenson> there is a twitch app for ipad so apparently there must be a non-flash video path somewhere :)
[00:52:28] <juggs> No whoosh involved, I caught the /sarc :P
[00:52:59] <SpallsHurgenson> whoosh me then :)
[00:53:51] <juggs> Hmm - wonder if User Agent Switcher to present as an iPad would force it to html5 would work. Apparently it works for BBC iplayer - not tried that myself.
[00:54:26] <SpallsHurgenson> or the app might do conversion on its own
[00:54:35] <juggs> ~shrug~
[00:55:15] <juggs> Spalls - did you get my msg on steam regards NMRiH?
[00:56:11] <SpallsHurgenson> I'm sorry, I don't speak whatever language you just used there :)
[00:56:22] <SpallsHurgenson> (but no, no msg :)
[00:57:58] <juggs> I dropped you a message on Steam about maybe co-oping on No More Room In Hell - I'm tired of playing with peeps who burn through all the ammo in the first few rounds thereby sealing certain failure in later rounds :( Would be good to co-op with someone who actually understands how to play the damn game more strategically.
[00:59:06] <SpallsHurgenson> well... seeing as I've never played that game (or heard of it) I'm not sure I'm the guy for you :)
[00:59:34] <juggs> Weird - my steamy client suggested you had it
[00:59:52] <SpallsHurgenson> also, I subscribe to an '80s movie philosophy of ammunition usage :)
[00:59:58] <SpallsHurgenson> oh... I do?
[01:00:17] <juggs> Apparently :D
[01:00:18] * SpallsHurgenson checks his library... I got lots of games, I sometimes forget :)
[01:01:28] <SpallsHurgenson> Steam lies :)
[01:02:14] <SpallsHurgenson> oh... I see... its a freebie. Steam says EVERYBODY has those games :)
[01:03:38] * SpallsHurgenson adds it to the queue... let me just hook up the ol' accoustic coupler and start downloading. I should be ready to play next October
[01:03:39] <juggs> Odd - apparently I only have 1 Friend that plays it - you. Maybe you tried it once and removed it again ~shrug~ No matter.
[01:05:03] <SpallsHurgenson> well, I do like me some zombie games :)
[01:05:12] <SpallsHurgenson> when I grow up, I wanna be a zombie :)
[01:05:28] * mrcoolbp needs to update the beg-o-meter from the weekend
[01:05:32] <mrcoolbp> hey juggs
[01:05:51] <juggs> Frustratingly hard game to succeed at - feels like it should just be a run and gun zombie shooter at first - but it is not at all due to the limited resources.
[01:06:09] <juggs> hi mrcoolbp - how's things? working your tits off as always?
[01:06:19] <mrcoolbp> not bad and yes
[01:06:29] <mrcoolbp> just did another 11 hrs
[01:06:38] * SpallsHurgenson starts checking his external steam backup hard drives
[01:06:40] <mrcoolbp> it was busy
[01:07:05] * juggs expects to see SpallsHurgenson again in 2056
[01:07:21] <SpallsHurgenson> hey look, I did download it!
[01:07:59] * mrcoolbp does calculations
[01:08:01] <juggs> mrcoolbp, have to pay the bills one way or another :)
[01:08:06] <mrcoolbp> aye
[01:08:31] <mrcoolbp> juggs: work all day to pay my bills, get home and now I'm trying to pay SN's bills = )
[01:09:03] <juggs> mrcoolbp, yeah - those CPA interactions don't seem to be going as smoothly as we hoped :(
[01:09:23] <mrcoolbp> juggs: mostly my fault for draggin' ass
[01:10:12] * SpallsHurgenson reinstalls from backup (hopefully this will be faster than downloading from interweb, although god knows when last I updated this game)
[01:10:46] <mrcoolbp> juggs: but we are good, as long as we have everything to him by labor day he said. so we sort out that little thing we were discussing, I finish denoting a few transactions and we are good to go. Should have everything wrapped up by mid august, I'm not going to run this one up to the deadline like I usually do
[01:11:16] <SpallsHurgenson> hmmm... well, that saved me 1.5GB of downloading anyway. Now to download 4 GB of patches :-/
[01:11:19] <juggs> mrcoolbp, not really - we have plenty of time to file still. The share thing is more of a concern really. I get where the CPA is coming from - the Balance Sheet has to balance :) So what he is looking for is what offsets the share issuance.
[01:11:52] <mrcoolbp> juggs: I'm going to forward your explanation of our intention to the CPA now, I'll CC you
[01:12:26] <juggs> mrcoolbp, I hope he doesn't laugh my naivety out of town :D
[01:12:43] <SpallsHurgenson> https://www.youtube.com and here I thought I just liked the movie for the awesome soundtrack :)
[01:12:46] <exec> └─ 13Really That Good: GHOSTBUSTERS - YouTube
[01:12:49] <mrcoolbp> juggs: nah he is used to dealing with me so it will be a nice break for him = P
[01:14:22] <juggs> mrcoolbp, I tried reading through that engagement agreement document you attached - OMFG - that is legalese ass covering hell of a document.
[01:14:55] <mrcoolbp> juggs: yes I'm going to give it a thorough read-through tomorrow, It would be useless to attempt tonight
[01:15:08] <mrcoolbp> I'm usually half0way decent with legalize
[01:15:14] <juggs> Aye - needs fresh eyes
[01:15:18] <mrcoolbp> yup
[01:16:34] <juggs> I'm usually fine with legalese too - but it has to be in small doses. The devil is in the small print somewhere.
[01:17:16] <SpallsHurgenson> bah, this is America. Do the American thing and just sign it blindly. What's the worst that could happen? :)
[01:17:55] <swiss> they overbooked my flight, but i can't take advantage of it :(
[01:18:30] <swiss> too many meetings in the morning
[01:19:23] <SpallsHurgenson> I've said it before and I'll say it again: if you want to avoid these problems you need to start flying trebuchet!
[01:19:26] <juggs> SpallsHurgenson, you end up bankrupted by lawyers while achieving nothing of any merit. Best to avoid at all costs if at all possible it seems.
[01:20:03] * juggs says "at all" again for no reason at all.
[01:20:07] <SpallsHurgenson> juggs: yeah, but other than that... go on, sign it. It'll be fine :)
[01:20:19] <swiss> i've always wanted to take advantage of the "we'll pay for your next flight, plus a voucher, plus everything you need between now and next flight"
[01:21:01] * juggs invokes 1000 yard stare
[01:21:42] <arti> http://imgur.com
[01:21:45] <exec> └─ 13Cupcake dog has some flashbacks - GIF on Imgur
[01:21:46] <SpallsHurgenson> unfortunately, earlier discussions now have me imagining that stare emitting rather... LOWER than juggs probably intended
[01:22:06] <juggs> Upgrade to 1st works for me - sharp suit at check-in helps with that dodge.
[01:23:11] juggs is now known as Mutant
[01:23:27] <Mutant> There... enough with the juggs quips
[01:24:11] <SpallsHurgenson> that wasn't a juggs quip, that was a cranial inversion quip
[01:26:51] <SpallsHurgenson> (ah, nothing like a comment blasting microsoft as a way to get a +5 moderation :)
[01:27:49] <swiss> i dress nice when i go to airports
[01:27:55] <swiss> makes the staff treat you so much better
[01:28:39] * SpallsHurgenson dresses up in camo with bulging pockets to get the extra-special attention he deserves :)
[01:30:49] <Mutant> deserves or desires?
[01:31:03] * Mutant watches TSA snap on a latex glove
[01:34:09] <mrcoolbp> okay, sent the email, back to funding goal stuff
[01:34:13] <Mutant> swiss, you are right. It also pays dividends to know people who work for the various airlines - one call... go to check-in... you've been upgraded from cattle to business sir... the lounge is over there with papers and croissants gratis. Those lounges are excellent at the end of a long flight to grab a quick shower and a bite to eat.
[01:34:28] <swiss> yeah
[01:34:37] <swiss> though i prefer to know people in each city, and shower at their houses
[01:37:56] <Mutant> For sure, having contacts around the place to shower or bed down at for a night massively exceeds any frequent traveller hotel chain experience. What's with those stupid short chains they put on the windows so they can't opened despite offering no aircon? Actually I can imagine people consigned to such things on a regular basis may be prone to suicide :(
[01:38:37] <swiss> yep
[01:38:55] <swiss> yeah, i am close enough with enough coworkers to have a place to sleep at almost every major airport
[01:39:13] <swiss> and i kinda avoid the other airports
[01:41:59] <Mutant> mrcoolbp, mail looks good. Thanks for sorting my formatting - be interesting to see the response as often logical often does not coincide with legal or OK :D
[01:43:43] <mrcoolbp> juggs: my pleasure, like I said it makes sense, we just have to see if it will fly
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[01:46:58] <Mutant> Alberto ¿Cómo estás?
[01:47:20] <Alberto> juggs you need to fix your UTF
[01:47:21] <Alberto> :D
[01:48:16] <SpallsHurgenson> looks good here :)
[01:48:18] <Mutant> No doubt - I copy pasta'd that... I hope it didn't end up offensive :D Displays OK here though
[01:48:44] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The OpenSSH/PAM Bug - http://sylnt.us - ten-thousand-attempts
[01:50:09] <Alberto> Alberto ¿Cómo estás?
[01:50:37] * Alberto is triying to see if there is some automated regex program to match things
[01:50:38] <Mutant> That looks fine - was there a difference?
[01:50:53] <Alberto> to me is Como estas?
[01:51:02] <Mutant> hmm
[01:51:05] <Alberto> to me is Cmo estas?
[01:51:13] <Alberto> to me is Cmo ests?
[01:51:34] <Mutant> I have Unifont Upper CSUR Medium 9 set for display and it seems to cope
[01:51:35] <Alberto> when i saw yours looks like giberish
[01:52:05] <Alberto> anyone can help me to make a little regex? :D
[01:52:26] <Mutant> Not me...
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[01:53:54] <Mutant> Does anyone willingly volunteer to do regex? I swear I have seen people throw themselves out of 10th floor windows rather than deal with it. Bytram is a dab hand though.
[01:54:37] <Alberto> no problem
[01:54:45] <Alberto> i tried to gogole still not getting this regex thing
[01:54:54] <Alberto> i need to clean a 10 GB file and store it on MySQL
[01:55:16] <Alberto> an old sysadmin thoug was fun to store every single enter something like an "agenda"
[01:55:19] <Alberto> on a single file
[01:55:20] <Alberto> :S
[01:57:43] <Mutant> http://txt2re.com Best I got as a cheater
[01:57:46] <exec> └─ 13txt2re: headache relief for programmers :: regular expression generator
[01:58:56] <swiss> or you can just be good at regex :P
[01:59:29] <Alberto> i tried still no idea how to regex this shit
[01:59:31] <Alberto> but nvm
[01:59:36] <swiss> wait
[01:59:37] <Alberto> i will pay for a dude to make it
[01:59:38] <swiss> show it to me
[01:59:40] <Alberto> :D
[01:59:51] <swiss> I like to pretend regex is my thing
[02:00:01] <Alberto> 103239057-|--|-lxl_tity_lxl@yahoo.com.ar-|-m4o7nrgtY5LioxG6CatHBw==-|-maira|--
[02:00:12] <swiss> but the tool i use it with is severely limited, so i am not excellent at the back references and stuff
[02:00:16] <swiss> what's the goal here?
[02:00:29] <Alberto> the first number, then the email, then the "hash" m4o7nrgtY5LioxG6CatHBw== then the "maira" word.
[02:00:32] <Alberto> thats what i need
[02:00:51] <Alberto> i have near 20millon records like that on a single file, i will open it and store it on my DB
[02:00:59] <Alberto> can't figure how to process it yet
[02:01:24] <Alberto> well i did something on php but is cra and dies so i need a regex to make it faster and port it on another language
[02:01:28] <swiss> (\d+)-\|--\|-([^-]+)-\|-([^-]+)-\|-([^-\|]+)-?|--
[02:01:34] <mrcoolbp> alright, new fund tracker made and funding goal updated. might go take a we break and actually eat dinner
[02:01:49] <swiss> 1 is the number, 2 is the email, 3 is the hash, 4 is maira
[02:02:28] <swiss> but generally i need at least 10 lines to make sure the regex works for the whole line
[02:02:54] <Alberto> swiss, http://regexr.com
[02:02:57] <exec> └─ 13RegExr: Learn, Build, & Test RegEx
[02:02:57] <Alberto> tried, didn't work
[02:03:11] <swiss> what program is this going into
[02:03:29] <Alberto> C or C++ or perl or PHP didn't thinkg wich one yet
[02:03:50] <swiss> 103239110-|--|-empresas@centralrentacar.com.ar-|-j+Wi0B+IzGUx4EUdPN/WMw==-|-|--
[02:03:54] <swiss> this line
[02:03:56] <swiss> what is the |-| second to las
[02:03:58] <swiss> last
[02:04:02] <swiss> that's what occurred that didn't match
[02:04:27] <Mutant> thanks mrcoolbp, for some reason I thought you'd come home already full of food from your work :D Perks and all
[02:04:38] <Alberto> separators
[02:05:48] <swiss> OH
[02:05:53] <swiss> maria doesn't occur awways
[02:06:15] <Alberto> yep
[02:06:18] <Alberto> can be empty
[02:06:28] <Alberto> or can be another thing
[02:06:52] <swiss> which other fields can be empty
[02:06:53] <swiss> (\d+)-\|--\|-([^-]+)-\|-([^-]+)-\|-([^-\|]+)?\|--
[02:06:58] <swiss> that's the pattern if stuff can be emptyh
[02:06:59] <mrcoolbp> Mutant: sometimes but usually I'm to busy closing the place up = P
[02:07:16] <swiss> if only maria can be empty*
[02:07:18] <cmn32480> hullo kids
[02:07:27] <swiss> hi, we're playing regex
[02:07:31] <swiss> wanna play?
[02:07:46] <cmn32480> I think I'm gonna pass on that one swiss
[02:07:51] <Alberto> swiss, i must use /gi ?
[02:07:55] <cmn32480> I'm playing my own game of fight with SQLServer
[02:07:55] <swiss> no
[02:08:08] <swiss> depends on how you're processing it
[02:08:17] <cmn32480> it's kinda like an FPS, but far less fulfilling
[02:08:26] <swiss> but you should be processing it line by line, handling it as a string that has to strict match the regex
[02:11:06] <takyon> regex is fun
[02:11:16] <Mutant> mrcoolbp, annoy the chefs by demanding food to go for you and yours :) That's bound to be good for staff morale right! :D
[02:11:25] * takyon doesn't know what \d is
[02:12:13] <swiss> digit
[02:12:32] <swiss> it's not available in grep without -P though
[02:12:44] <exec> 05*** SN funding has changed from $0 to $262
[02:12:47] * Mutant thanks FSM that there are others that actually enjoy regex shenanigans.
[02:13:06] <Alberto> mmm
[02:13:50] <Alberto> swiss, what if the string has another empty separator
[02:14:00] <swiss> then i need to put another ? after a capture group
[02:14:17] <swiss> but the stricter it is, the better you can control your script
[02:14:32] <swiss> Mutant: that's why they pay me the big bucks
[02:14:36] <swiss> or at least, the bugs
[02:14:38] <swiss> bucks
[02:14:51] <Alberto> because in some cases i just have 210212918-|--|-your@miemail.com-|--|-|--
[02:14:57] <Alberto> wich is just bs i know
[02:14:58] <Alberto> :P
[02:15:10] <Alberto> (\d+)-\|--\|-([^-]+)-\|-([^-]+)?-\|-([^-\|]+)?\|--
[02:15:13] <Alberto> that will do it?
[02:15:20] <Mutant> swiss, in your case I am afraid to ask who "they" is :P
[02:15:25] <swiss> Alberto: yes
[02:15:28] <swiss> Mutant: financial
[02:15:48] <swiss> i play with the data, and the data speaks to me
[02:16:18] <Alberto> now i will see how to open a 10 gb file lol! :D
[02:17:05] <Mutant> swiss, good diversion.
[02:17:11] <swiss> ty
[02:17:13] * Mutant adjusts tinfoil hat
[02:17:25] <swiss> i don't work for the government though
[02:17:32] <swiss> they don't pay enough, and I don't like the east coast
[02:20:52] <Mutant> I don't really care as much as I drone on about such things, and I don't like anchovies :D Well actually I do like anchovies... sometimes. I have anchovy moods I guess. We were talking about little fishes right? Oh, I went off on my own diversion again. You still looking for an SR20DET motor swiss?
[02:21:29] <swiss> looking for? I own one
[02:21:36] <swiss> though i need to change the clutch
[02:23:42] <Alberto> i must fix a shit before
[02:23:47] <Alberto> every X 500 MB or more
[02:23:51] <Alberto> there is a empty line
[02:23:53] <Alberto> this dude
[02:23:59] * Alberto wants to find him and kick his face
[02:24:18] <Alberto> !beer
[02:24:22] <Alberto> .beer
[02:24:29] <Mutant> Odd - mine is in the same position. Well actually the clutch fork / release arm.
[02:24:30] * Alberto give a beer to swiss
[02:25:07] <Mutant> Actually - probably needs a complete rebuild by now it has been sat so long :(
[02:26:36] <Mutant> ~beer swiss
[02:29:34] <Mutant> $burrito swiss
[02:29:35] * aqu4 chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at swiss
[02:29:55] <Mutant> Subsentient++
[02:29:56] <Bender> karma - subsentient: 38
[02:49:30] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - An Iranian Cloud Architect on the Lifting of Sanctions - http://sylnt.us - welcome-back-to-the-world
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[06:33:45] <Subsentient> $chanctl unban *!*ciri@*.com
[06:33:45] <aqu4> Ok.
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[07:40:06] <Gravis> http://imgur.com
[07:40:08] <exec> └─ 13KEEP ON MOOSIN'! - Imgur
[07:46:46] <Subsentient> Gravis: One of my submissions: http://imgur.com
[07:46:49] <exec> └─ 13Nasal Cholesteatoma - GIF on Imgur
[07:48:10] <arti> butter your bacon, boy
[07:48:17] <Gravis> Subsentient: to which the internet responds: http://i.imgur.com
[07:48:41] <Subsentient> Gravis: That's pretty much the reaction I got, yeah.
[07:49:04] <Gravis> Subsentient: so you were trolling people?
[07:49:27] <Subsentient> Gravis: Yup, I got lots more where that came from
[07:50:42] <Gravis> Subsentient: well, you are no friend of mine.
[07:50:49] <Subsentient> Gravis: :^(
[07:50:59] <Subsentient> Gravis: I just like to tease people.
[07:51:06] <Subsentient> I'm not mean. :^(
[07:51:34] <Subsentient> Gravis: But I absolutely loved your reaction image.
[07:52:01] <Gravis> Subsentient: you may be a psychopath.
[07:52:06] <Gravis> seriously.
[07:52:30] <Subsentient> Gravis: :^(
[07:52:43] <Subsentient> why? Because I post gross nose surgery gifs?
[07:53:42] <Subsentient> arti knows I'm responsible for some stuff that makes me very un-psychopath
[07:53:45] <Gravis> Subsentient: no... because you revel in the pain of others.
[07:54:00] <Subsentient> Gravis: No, I don't enjoy others pain, I like to laugh at the gross faces they make
[07:54:19] <Subsentient> arti: Aren't I a nice guy?
[07:54:21] <Gravis> Subsentient: yeah, that's sadism.
[07:55:13] <Subsentient> Gravis: I think your view is a bit extreme. Anyways, I'm an organ donor and I wrote a program to scan craigslist and warn free kitten ad posters that their kittens often end up as snake food
[07:55:22] <Subsentient> and it's true, they do, and lots of other horrible fates.
[07:55:28] <Subsentient> Look it up
[07:56:06] <Subsentient> Gravis: For me there's a long distance between "eeeeewwww" and "aaauuuuuggghhh the pain"
[07:56:34] <Gravis> Subsentient: i'm talking about clinical psychopathy. if you understand it, you know none of those things matter
[07:56:46] <Gravis> Subsentient: no, mental anguish is pain
[07:57:08] <Subsentient> I wouldn't cause being unhappy eating my yogurt after seeing a jizz gif mental anguish.
[07:57:28] <Gravis> Subsentient: psychopaths are known to do lots of good things mostly so people will praise them.
[07:58:50] <Subsentient> Gravis: People have many descriptions for me, among them being 'deranged', but psychopath is not among them. I'm also a vegetarian.
[07:59:02] <Subsentient> Nor is 'asshole'
[07:59:33] <Gravis> few people understand what psychopathy really is. it doesn't seem like you know what it is.
[07:59:48] <Subsentient> Gravis: If I recall it's a detachment from the pain of others
[07:59:53] <Subsentient> biological
[08:00:15] <Subsentient> Gravis: If so then half my friends are psychopaths, because they laugh when I make gross faces too.
[08:01:05] <Subsentient> I am well known to feel compassion.
[08:01:16] <Subsentient> I am well known to give sympathy
[08:01:28] <Gravis> it's a lack of empathy.
[08:01:32] <Subsentient> I don't WANT power of any kind, I recall that a craving for power is common of psychopaths
[08:01:36] <Subsentient> I don't lack empathy either.
[08:02:04] <Gravis> Subsentient: so what are your goals?
[08:02:13] <Subsentient> Gravis: If you were being tortured, It'd be unbearable to watch and I'd kill whoever was doing it.
[08:02:20] <Subsentient> I'd then try to tend to your wounds.
[08:03:21] <Gravis> Subsentient: i can't just take your word for it.
[08:03:27] <Subsentient> Gravis: I don't have goals per-se. I think of myself as an observer. I'd like to improve the world where I can too, but as far as my own life goes, I just want to find some joy, be able to respect myself, etc
[08:04:42] <Subsentient> Gravis: Oh and on doing nice things for praise, only my mother knew I was an organ donor, and the Omen craigslist crawler was a secret until a few months ago
[08:05:20] <Subsentient> I had to shut it down, because I was having a bad OCD relapse and I was feeling too guilty for any false negatives and calling people in the ads etc
[08:05:46] <Subsentient> Oh, I also have really, really bad OCD. I'd be dead by my own hand without medication.
[08:06:25] <Subsentient> Gravis: Let me be clear: I don't enjoy pain. I like to tease people.
[08:07:17] <Subsentient> Gravis: Apparently that gif must have REALLY upset you, or you wouldn't be thinking this. Most people, myself included, would just go "eww" and move on.
[08:07:21] <Subsentient> Sorry I upset you.
[08:07:38] <Gravis> i'm not upset.
[08:08:36] <Gravis> Subsentient: however, you dont seem to quantify mental anguish as pain.
[08:08:50] <Subsentient> Gravis: Define anguish
[08:09:14] <Subsentient> I'm not in anguish when someone shows me a half-amputated pus covered penis, I'm just grossed out.
[08:10:07] <Subsentient> The internetz defines anguish as "Agonizing physical or mental pain; torment"
[08:10:54] <Subsentient> Gravis: If you were in agonizing mental pain, there's something wrong with YOU, although it's nothing to be ashamed of. It just means I won't show you that stuff anymore.
[08:11:22] <Gravis> Subsentient: you shouldn't show anyone such images.
[08:12:03] <Gravis> Subsentient: you revel in the pain of others. it's sadistic.
[08:12:05] <Subsentient> Gravis: You would have a right to be upset if I was showing decapitations or terrorism videos, but I'd never, ever do that, because THAT causes mental anguish. A friend of mine was linked one on facebook and cried for days.
[08:12:37] <Subsentient> I've been fortunate not to have to look at it
[08:13:19] <Subsentient> Gravis: Whatever you want to believe. I'm not a sadist. I don't enjoy others' pain. I actively hate it. But "eww" is not "augghhhh"
[08:13:43] <Subsentient> This conversation is terminated.
[08:14:19] <Gravis> Subsentient: yeah... you have no empathy for your victims. that's psychopathy.
[08:14:35] <Subsentient> Gravis: I do for you because apparently you really got upset.
[08:14:45] <Subsentient> That wasn't the plan
[08:15:12] <Subsentient> Gravis: To be fair, most of the 'others' I have are much milder than that nose surgery gif
[08:16:28] <Gravis> Subsentient: i'm not upset, i'm just telling you that it's not normal for people to give other people a link to a disturbing image and then enjoy their suffering.
[08:16:52] <Subsentient> ehh, there's a difference between disturbing and disgusting
[08:17:02] <Subsentient> and I don't enjoy pain
[08:17:11] <Subsentient> I enjoy all the 'eww' reactions
[08:17:37] <Gravis> yes, that is psychopathic behavior.
[08:18:04] <Subsentient> Gravis: Whatever. You are the first person in my entire life to even hint that I might have such qualities. Most people know me for being TOO sensitive.
[08:19:08] <Gravis> Subsentient: i may be the first of your victims that understands people like you.
[08:19:27] <Subsentient> Are you a victim? Or is it just a gross little gif?
[08:20:14] <SirFinkus> hah, a victim
[08:20:28] <SirFinkus> that word has really lost its power these days
[08:20:32] <Subsentient> For fuck's sake, I spare people in Warzone because I feel bad about finishing them off. I don't kill insects except mosquitos.
[08:20:35] <Gravis> Subsentient: a victim merely implies a predator.
[08:21:03] <Subsentient> I *like* ants and it makes me sad when someone poisons them
[08:21:23] <Subsentient> I feel bad about being too poor to give to many charities
[08:21:39] <Subsentient> I'm not a psychopath. If anything, I'm a bit naughty.
[08:21:53] <SirFinkus> don't try to win the moral olympics Subsentient, there's no way you can win that argument
[08:22:06] <Subsentient> I posted a gross nasal surgery gif and you call me a psychopath
[08:22:27] <Subsentient> That's jumping a few vigincentillion steps ahead, yes?
[08:22:32] <Gravis> Subsentient: no, i said you may be a psychopath.
[08:22:52] <Subsentient> Gravis: I have submitted pretty conclusive evidence to the contrary
[08:23:43] <Subsentient> SirFinkus: If you're willing to lose your lunch, you can judge if giving out this gif to snicker at people saying 'eww' makes me a psychopath.
[08:23:46] <Gravis> Subsentient: you have submitted only words.
[08:23:56] <SirFinkus> seen it before
[08:24:05] <Subsentient> SirFinkus: and?
[08:24:10] <SirFinkus> meh
[08:24:16] <SirFinkus> the human body is gross
[08:24:22] <Subsentient> yup
[08:24:31] <Gravis> Subsentient: it's not because you gave it to someone, it's that you enjoy doing so.
[08:25:05] <Subsentient> I hate causing pain, but I will confess to enjoying watching people go 'eww gross'
[08:25:41] <Gravis> Subsentient: that's the other thing, you can't seem to realize that is causing pain
[08:25:52] <Gravis> or rather, wont admit to it
[08:26:00] <Subsentient> Gravis: I have experienced disgust and I really, really don't qualify that as any form of pain
[08:26:50] <Gravis> then call it, suffering.
[08:26:55] <Subsentient> If I did qualify it as pain I wouldn't do it.
[08:27:32] <Subsentient> Gravis: I think even suffering is quite a bit of a stretch
[08:27:48] <SirFinkus> a bit?
[08:28:05] <Subsentient> Are brothers who tickle their sisters until they can't breath psychopaths?
[08:28:23] <Subsentient> Or rather, the asshole kid who I caught crushing an injured pidgeon with a rock and laughing?
[08:28:34] <Subsentient> I chased that motherfucker across the complex and told his parents.
[08:29:57] <Gravis> Subsentient: if you aren't a psychopath, you have nothing to prove.
[08:30:17] <Subsentient> Gravis: I've been defending myself because I found your comments hurtful.
[08:30:27] <Subsentient> And yes, I qualify that as pain
[08:30:39] <Subsentient> And no, I don't insult people for fun.
[08:31:16] <Subsentient> Gravis: A little brother takes a toad to his little sister and grosses her out with it, and laughs. Is he a psychopath?
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[08:33:58] <Subsentient> Also, I laugh really hard at stuff like this: http://imgur.com
[08:34:00] <exec> └─ 13I can has your soul? - Imgur
[08:34:12] <Subsentient> don't click if you think it'll be 'painful'.
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[08:35:56] <Gravis> Subsentient: you should give it a read: http://www.smithsonianmag.com
[08:35:59] <exec> └─ 13The Neuroscientist Who Discovered He Was a Psychopath | Science | Smithsonian
[08:39:02] <Subsentient> Gravis: Yeah, that profile doesn't fit me. I'm a socialist. I revile competition. I am usually described as considerate.
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[08:54:06] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - What Do We Want From the Next Librarian of Congress? - http://sylnt.us - dewey-decimal-system
[08:59:41] <Subsentient> Gravis: Does this make up for it? http://i.imgur.com
[09:05:04] <SirFinkus> hey asshole, I'm terrified of rodents
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[09:39:28] <Subsentient> SirFinkus: lol
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[11:22:45] <crutchy_> http://imgur.com
[11:22:49] <exec> └─ 13And you thought Dam Son was a funny name - Imgur
[11:28:37] <crutchy_> http://imgur.com
[11:28:42] <exec> └─ 13If you're lying to me @gag3rs... - Album on Imgur
[11:28:49] <crutchy_> lmao
[11:28:51] <crutchy_> "If people weren't such fucking cunts the world would be a better place" -Adolf Hitler
[11:30:01] <crutchy_> "This is the first time I've ever upvoted Hitler"
[11:30:13] <crutchy_> "You should do it more often. I mean he is the guy who killed Hitler after all."
[11:44:03] <crutchy_> wow i finally made an imgur account
[11:44:10] * crutchy_ is now part of the cool people
[11:46:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:46:29] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1531
[11:49:32] <crutchy_> http://i.imgur.com
[11:50:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> videos is for punks
[11:50:28] <crutchy_> its a deep sea cropduster
[11:50:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> text or gtfo
[11:50:34] <Subsentient> crutchy: you under crutchy there?
[11:50:43] <crutchy_> i have a tail
[11:51:02] <crutchy_> or my laptop has a tail
[11:51:09] <Subsentient> crutchy: so do I, but that's because I'm a transdimensional cyan rat.
[11:51:58] <crutchy_> the desktop pc is the dominant in the relationship
[11:52:04] <crutchy_> its always on top
[11:52:08] <Subsentient> lol
[11:52:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'cause it's heavier and can smash a puny laptop
[11:53:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> like the hulk
[11:53:07] <crutchy_> i'm just too lazy to use it lately. lazing on the couch with a glass of red is much more comfy
[11:53:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> paint it green
[11:53:26] <Subsentient> Ironically my new laptop is substantially more powerful than my desktop.
[11:53:31] <crutchy_> hehe. it has 3 screens and takes up the whole friggin desk so yeah i guess
[11:54:22] * Subsentient 's preferred resolution is 1280x1024, which is unfortunately unavailable on this laptop
[11:54:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeug, that's 4:3
[11:55:04] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: I like tall resolutions.
[11:55:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> 1080p ftmfw
[11:55:43] <crutchy_> 5760x1080 or gtfo :p
[11:55:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> flip yer shat sideways then and tell it portrait mode. way more tall.
[11:55:54] <Subsentient> I like high resolutions with both height and width
[11:56:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> 4k can suck it. if i can't see the pixels, no further refinement is necessary.
[11:56:40] <Subsentient> I like big square resolutions.
[11:56:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'cause yer a big square
[11:56:53] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: my thoughts exactly
[11:57:25] <crutchy_> i dont have 4k. just lots of screen real estate
[11:57:38] <crutchy_> (hence why it takes up the whole desk)
[11:57:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> you just count multiple monitors under yer resolution. i only count the individual ones.
[11:58:25] <crutchy_> ah. well in that case individual ones are just normal for me too
[11:58:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> like i have no idea what to count my 1080p+1280x1024 combo as
[11:59:00] <crutchy_> different resolution multi-mon?
[11:59:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, could only fit a 4:3 monitor on the side cause of limited space.
[11:59:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> same physical height though
[11:59:50] <crutchy_> my side screens hang over the edges of the desk a bit
[11:59:51] <Subsentient> 1366x768 like this laptop feels painfully low
[12:00:17] <crutchy_> they're only 23" though. smallish desk
[12:01:05] <crutchy_> would love to renovate my little office space, but prolly wont happen for a few years
[12:01:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> pffft, i'm using a tv trolly as my desk, my lap for my keyboard, and an end table for a mouse surface
[12:01:32] <crutchy_> i'm using a kiddies plastic play table as a desk for my lappy :p
[12:02:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> nice. kids is easier to steal from than adults.
[12:02:23] <crutchy_> lol
[12:02:42] <crutchy_> they have a massive coffee table with two identical pc's on it for themselves
[12:02:52] <crutchy_> spoilt little shits
[12:03:21] <Subsentient> hah
[12:03:59] <Subsentient> http://i.imgur.com
[12:04:21] <crutchy_> OMG that pussy has a vagina!
[12:04:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> roomie's boy child just got himself his first computer bout two weeks ago. he's a minecrafting fool now.
[12:05:07] <Subsentient> crutchy: with teeth :^D
[12:05:21] <crutchy_> my kids are into starcraft and agry birds rio
[12:06:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> he also plays on my everquest server when he ain't at his mom's. over here we limit him to 2h of minecraft a day or he'll do absolutely nothing else.
[12:06:08] <crutchy_> we have a minecraft thingy but it needs the interwebs. i haven't quite gotten to the point where i'm comfortable plugging their switch into the main network
[12:06:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> including eat n sleep
[12:06:11] <Subsentient> http://i.imgur.com
[12:06:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> get a cracked version. no need for interwebs
[12:06:40] <crutchy_> mmm balls. i like... balls
[12:07:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> !grab crutchy_
[12:07:03] <Bender> Added quote 550
[12:07:09] <Subsentient> http://i.imgur.com
[12:07:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
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[12:08:25] <crutchy_> holy shit if that chick took that to compton, by the time it actually fired she would have been gang raped already and the homies would have moved on
[12:23:46] <crutchy_> OMGWTFBBQZADBLOKZ++
[12:23:46] <Bender> karma - omgwtfbbqzadblokz: 1
[12:23:52] <crutchy_> lol
[12:24:08] <crutchy_> anonymous cowards are awesome
[12:24:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya reckon?
[12:24:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin, janrinok
[12:26:46] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - US State of Georgia Sues Man for Publishing its Own Laws... on the Internet - http://sylnt.us - transparent-law
[12:29:14] <crutchy_> i vote... that the current poll blows
[12:29:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> i can't see it. main page still 503s for me
[12:29:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> unless i log out.
[12:29:45] <crutchy_> the 'i don't own a tv yet' is the most popular option cos nobody has any idea what the other options are
[12:30:10] <crutchy_> eh? i'm logged in and can see it
[12:30:33] <crutchy_> or are you 'speshul' logged in?
[12:30:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, it's apparently just me
[12:30:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> i blame NCommander
[12:31:00] <crutchy_> not bytram?
[12:31:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, right. forgot. damn it, Bytram!
[12:31:22] <crutchy_> or martyb (when bytram is here)
[12:32:34] <janrinok> TheMightyBuzzard: crutchy: hi
[12:32:39] <crutchy_> i must be getting old. i never heard of these new sci fi tv shows. i thought star trek voyager was still awesome
[12:32:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> har
[12:32:47] <crutchy_> ~g'day janrinok
[12:32:48] * exec suspiciously throws a bucket of red cordial at janrinok
[12:33:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> i like both dark matter and killjoys
[12:33:04] * janrinok ducks
[12:33:19] <crutchy_> actually what am i saying. star trek voyager *is* still awesome!
[12:33:37] <crutchy_> seven_of_bewbs++
[12:33:37] <Bender> karma - seven_of_bewbs: 1
[12:33:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> damnit, janrinok, i'm a bachelor. how'm i sposed to get this stain out?
[12:33:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> seven_of_bewbs++
[12:33:47] <Bender> karma - seven_of_bewbs: 2
[12:34:00] <janrinok> bachelors should be used to stains...
[12:34:30] <crutchy_> married guys just wipe it on their missus' leg
[12:34:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> yes, many of them are old friends that've been around since clinton
[12:35:11] <crutchy_> (and then run away)
[12:37:20] <janrinok> TheMightyBuzzard: been fishing recently?
[12:37:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> something i learned: apparently it's a bad idea to use a chick's pet dog/cat to wipe your hands on while eating ribs.
[12:37:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, and it's fucking up my chi something fierce.
[12:37:49] <CoolHand> lol TheMightyBuzzard
[12:38:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> i was all like "what? they enjoy the petting and their next bath doesn't taste like dirt and sweat."
[12:39:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> think ima bail out and do the fishing thing tomorrow, weather permitting.
[12:39:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> need to find a good spot though. catfish done moved out of the place i been going to.
[12:39:50] <janrinok> good for you
[12:41:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> may just go for bass instead too. live perch work just fine for them and at least i'll have caught fish while getting bait.
[12:41:17] <janrinok> :)
[12:42:53] <crutchy_> pity you're not quite east enough for gaters
[12:43:10] <crutchy_> hmm. you might be a bit too north as well
[12:43:14] <janrinok> pity for TMB or the 'gators?
[12:44:08] <crutchy_> i think tmb would have the last laugh in that scenario, so pity for tmb; lucky for the gaters
[12:44:59] <crutchy_> unless he comes to aus. some crocs might put up a good fight
[12:45:20] <janrinok> my small puppy once killed a lion - got stuck in its throat and the lion choked...
[12:45:46] <crutchy_> should have stuck to eating pussy
[12:45:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, there's the odd gator here. just not common.
[12:46:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> and yeah, i got a handy stabby poker at all times what'd kill a gator just fine.
[12:46:21] * janrinok notes only the posh gators are good enough for our TMB
[12:46:40] <crutchy_> with the little gucci dresses
[12:47:02] <crutchy_> damn. /me pours acid into eyes
[12:52:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> me or the gators?
[12:52:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> cause i can rock a gucci LBD
[12:52:27] <janrinok> whatever floats you boat, TMB, whatever...
[12:52:37] <janrinok> your*
[13:24:43] <AndyTheAbsurd> PaleMoon has a new version out as of today; I've submitted a story on it.
[13:25:03] <AndyTheAbsurd> (the queue was awfully low, so I did something to improve it.)
[13:27:44] <CoolHand> thank you, AndyTheAbsurd !
[13:27:54] <CoolHand> always appreciate submissions :)
[13:28:28] <crutchy_> ~queue
[13:28:32] <exec> *** SN submission queue: plenty - http://sylnt.us
[13:28:50] <crutchy_> wtf?
[13:29:01] <crutchy_> i think that script needs tweakin'
[13:30:59] <CoolHand> I bet it's counting stories on "hold"
[13:33:13] <AndyTheAbsurd> well, it went from 2 to 5 stories in the queue in the past 15 minutes or so...
[13:33:17] <crutchy_> nah its pretty dumb. just looks for the " Only 4 submissions in the queue" thingy
[13:33:23] * AndyTheAbsurd is about to make it 6.
[13:33:45] <crutchy_> if not found, it assumes plenty. prolly something fucked up in the login thingy
[13:34:01] <crutchy_> not at my desk so not gunna be fixed tonight
[13:36:44] <crutchy_> ~submit http://www.skynews.com.au
[13:37:15] <crutchy_> oh fek. that won't work while i'm not identified with nickserv :/
[13:37:31] <crutchy_> anyway
[13:37:35] <crutchy_> ~g'night all
[13:37:38] * exec unjustifiably hurls an anvil of coffee++ at all
[13:44:21] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~submit http://www.skynews.com.au
[13:44:25] <exec> └─ 13Sydney's world-first 'e-paper' street signs
[13:44:51] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
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[13:57:56] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Cells with Frickin Laser Beams Attached to Their Heads?!? - http://sylnt.us - frickin-laser-beams
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[14:48:00] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~weather Moscow
[14:48:02] <exec> 03Moscow, Russia - currently 79°F / 26°C, mostly sunny, wind E at 13 mph, humidity 69% - Monday isolated thunderstorms (68°F-87°F / 20°C-31°C), Tuesday isolated thunderstorms (62°F-86°F / 17°C-30°C), Wednesday scattered thunderstorms (58°F-77°F / 14°C-25°C), Thursday partly cloudy (58°F-76°F / 14°C-24°C)
[14:53:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> ;weather
[14:53:11] <MrPlow> Today: Abundant sunshine. High 96F. Winds light and variable. Tomorrow: Generally sunny despite a few afternoon clouds. A stray shower or thunderstorm is possible. High 99F. Winds WSW at 5 to 10 mph.
[14:54:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> Fuck abundant sunshine, fuck 96F, and fuck light winds. I gotta mow today and all three of them suck for that.
[14:54:47] <CoolHand> TheMightyBuzzard: those all sound better than torrential downpour for mowing, though.. (which has been our problem)
[14:55:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, we been either having thunderstorms or hotter'n hell with plenty of humidity n no wind.
[14:55:57] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~weather 33701
[14:56:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> i could do with a nice cloudy day with a 15mph breeze
[14:56:00] <exec> 03St Petersburg, FL 33701, USA - currently 77°F / 25°C, light rain, wind W at 12 mph, humidity 92% - Monday thunderstorm (79°F-82°F / 26°C-28°C), Tuesday scattered thunderstorms (78°F-82°F / 26°C-28°C), Wednesday scattered thunderstorms (78°F-83°F / 26°C-28°C), Thursday thunderstorm (78°F-82°F / 26°C-28°C)
[14:57:59] <AndyTheAbsurd> TheMightyBuzzard: that's better than what I usually get in Florida - which is hotter'n hell with plenty of humidity, all day long, PLUS at least one thunderstorm a day.
[14:58:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, i remember that kinda fun from when i lived in SC
[14:58:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> here it's only every OTHER day we get storms
[14:59:31] <AndyTheAbsurd> Honestly, that would be a pleasant break from what I've got now.
[15:00:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> strangely, hasn't rained in almost a week here though. just high 90s and the same for humidity
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[17:00:14] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Crazy Chrysler Security Hole: USB Stick Fix Incoming for 1.4 Million Cars - http://sylnt.us - can't-they-fix-it-by-wireless?
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[18:14:04] <Subsentient> yay, I got SubLinux to work with 3D acceleration on my new laptop! Goodbye Fedora. You were a passable substitute.
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[18:31:23] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Using Algorithms to Determine Character - http://sylnt.us - a-bit-of-a-gamble?
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[18:49:36] <chromas> Bender: s/a-.*/rolling-for-threes/
[18:49:40] <chromas> ~sed on
[18:49:48] <chromas> :'(
[18:50:17] <swiss> Bender: s/\(/\(===8/
[18:50:41] <AndyTheAbsurd> I think Bender only pays attention if you're correcting yoursself
[18:50:47] <AndyTheAbsurd> s/yoursself/yourself/
[18:51:19] <AndyTheAbsurd> ....or maybe he's just being an idiot. Or still trying to process whatever swiss just sent him.
[18:51:29] <chromas> SedBot died
[18:51:40] <chromas> exec had sedbot but it must be sleeping
[18:51:51] <chromas> sedbotability
[18:51:54] <AndyTheAbsurd> then we have only one option:
[18:51:58] <AndyTheAbsurd> NECROMANCY!
[18:52:33] <chromas> [chanting intesifies]
[18:52:42] <chromas> s/e/en/
[18:57:09] <Subsentient> gurgle burp
[18:57:54] <Subsentient> crutchy want me to host a NEXUS for you?
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[20:02:32] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Xinuos Announces OpenServer X and the Xinuos Business One Developer Program - http://sylnt.us - like-a-phoenix
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[21:03:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Alternative Browser Pale Moon Releases Version 25.6.0 With Privacy, Security Fixes - http://sylnt.us - doing-what-FF-promised-to-do
[21:09:32] <Yog-Yogguth> I'm wondering a bit about the submission process, I have some things that might make good submissions but not really the time to write them up into a decent submission, maybe one should have a place for submission ideas where people could go and pick a favorite & flag it (with their name) as being worked on?
[21:13:04] <Yog-Yogguth> an example (and I'm not qualified to write a submission about it): http://www.extremetech.com
[21:13:07] <exec> └─ 13AMD’s GPU performance under Linux can be boosted by renaming certain executables | ExtremeTech
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[21:22:16] <takyon> a new android smartphone maker!
[21:22:18] <takyon> http://www.tomshardware.com
[21:22:21] <exec> └─ 13Lava Pixel V1 Jumpstarts Next Generation Of 'Android One' Devices
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[21:33:42] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Gamers Steaming Over Dumb Valve Password Vulnerability - http://sylnt.us - but-it's-fixed-now
[21:42:24] <Yog-Yogguth> NCommander is playing again :)
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[21:45:51] <mechanicjay> hey all
[21:45:58] <Yog-Yogguth> hi :)
[21:56:09] <takyon> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[21:56:12] <exec> └─ 13Debian Project holds Sparc port's hand, switches off life support • The Register
[21:56:46] <takyon> http://www.tomshardware.com
[21:56:48] <crutchy> exec sed uses shell sed, which sort of has a vulnerability (being able to execute some other programs from within a sed command)
[21:56:49] <exec> └─ 13Vuzix M100 Smart Glasses Now Available With Prescription Safety Lenses
[21:57:02] <takyon> https://firstlook.org
[21:57:06] <exec> └─ 13Blocked From Trade Pact By Its Failure on Slavery, Malaysia Suddenly Gets a Passing Grade
[21:57:19] <crutchy> haven't found anything which allows anything overly nasty, but i disabled it anyway for now
[21:58:02] <Yog-Yogguth> is it just me or does anyone else have a lot of buffering of NCommander's video feed? http://www.twitch.tv
[21:58:05] <exec> └─ 13Twitch
[21:58:07] <takyon> https://firstlook.org
[21:58:11] <exec> └─ 13A Terrorism Expert's Secret Relationship with the FBI
[21:58:35] <crutchy> that sounds creepy
[21:58:48] <crutchy> (both the ncommander thing and the terrorism expert thing)
[21:59:03] <Yog-Yogguth> :D
[22:04:11] <crutchy> ~sed on
[22:04:13] <exec> sed already enabled for 10#Soylent
[22:05:03] <crutchy> s/d/x/
[22:05:10] <crutchy> s/d/x/
[22:06:00] <AndyTheAbsurd> huh. weird.
[22:06:07] <AndyTheAbsurd> s/weird/odd/
[22:06:11] <AndyTheAbsurd> .........
[22:06:16] <AndyTheAbsurd> it's ignoring me.
[22:06:29] <AndyTheAbsurd> Am I not identified with nickserv?
[22:06:40] <crutchy> nah it doesn't need nickserv
[22:06:45] <crutchy> its prolly just being a butthole
[22:06:54] <AndyTheAbsurd> yarp.
[22:10:18] <crutchy> returns:
[22:10:19] <crutchy> sed: -e expression #1, char 1: unknown command: `-'
[22:12:28] <crutchy> hmm. seems to work without the posix switch
[22:12:36] <crutchy> blah
[22:12:44] <crutchy> s/a/e/
[22:12:45] <exec> <crutchy> bleh
[22:13:02] <crutchy> s/.*/ls/e
[22:13:24] <crutchy> good. seems to be ignoring the /e switch
[22:18:48] <swiss> s/./dicks/
[22:18:51] <exec> <swiss> dickse have a del taco near my house that serves beer
[22:18:54] <swiss> s/./dicks/g
[22:18:57] <exec> <swiss> dicksdicksdicksdicksdicksdicksdicksdicksdicksdicksdicksdicksdicksdicksdicksdicksdicksdicksdicksdicksdicksdicksdicksdicksdicksdicksdicksdicksdicksdicksdicksdicksdicksdicksdicksdicksdicksdicksdicksdicksdicksdicksdicksdicksdicksdicksdicksdicksdicks
[22:22:45] <AndyTheAbsurd> lots of characters go here so that I can change them all to "fuck" in a second here we go
[22:22:50] <AndyTheAbsurd> s/./fuck/g
[22:22:51] <exec> <AndyTheAbsurd> fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
[22:23:12] <AndyTheAbsurd> I'm a rude motherfucker.
[22:23:21] <crutchy> dunno what's causing the ~queue command to fock up. the bot terminal is just a bit too busy to enable close examination. i'll be able to figure it out better with the little delphi program that connects to exec's interfacey servery thingy
[22:24:06] <crutchy> i'll take a look after workipoos
[22:26:22] <crutchy> hmm. prolly need to make a wiki page about execstat. otherwise eventually i'm gunna forget how to use it :/
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[22:32:37] <crutchy> ~submit http://www.techradar.com
[22:32:42] <exec> └─ 13NSA ordered to destroy phone records it collected illegally | TechRadar
[22:33:10] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[22:34:27] <crutchy> bugger. techradar has shitty meta description
[22:34:45] <crutchy> sorry eds
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[22:41:01] <Yog-Yogguth> ~submit http://en.people.cn
[22:41:35] <Yog-Yogguth> needs magical powers?
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[22:47:09] <Yog-Yogguth> maybe it just didn't like the url http://en.people.cn
[22:47:14] <exec> └─ 13China begins to assemble mega radio telescope - People's Daily Online
[22:47:33] <Yog-Yogguth> bigger than Aricebo
[22:54:47] <Mutant> Yog-Yogguth, I'm fairly sure crutchy has set privileges for access to exec's various functions. Wiki suggests I have admin privs for it, but given I have never used them I can't really help :)
[22:55:59] <Yog-Yogguth> that's okay, I trying to make a real submission out of it :)
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[22:58:21] <Mutant> ~submit is not detailed on exec's wiki page here: http://wiki.soylentnews.org - so still not sure what privs it needs :/
[22:58:24] <exec> └─ 13IRC:exec - SoylentNews
[23:00:59] <Mutant> All submissions gratefully received of course :)
[23:01:52] <Yog-Yogguth> it's probably going to take a few days XD
[23:02:17] <Mutant> Writing War and Peace? :D
[23:02:47] <Yog-Yogguth> hehe nah I just don't think I'll get it done today
[23:04:12] <Yog-Yogguth> I discovered it wasn't actually news as such but an update, it's been going on since 2011 so I'll have to think about how to write it up
[23:04:50] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Smoking Gun: MPAA Emails Reveal Plan To Run Anti-Google Smear Campaign - http://sylnt.us - second-rule-is-don't-write-anything-down
[23:05:35] <Mutant> Fair enough. It's not something I personally remember coming across before - looks like an interesting discussion starter.
[23:06:02] <takyon> https://en.wikipedia.org
[23:06:05] <exec> └─ 13Five hundred meter Aperture Spherical Telescope - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
[23:06:08] <Yog-Yogguth> yeah I can't remember hearing about it either
[23:07:23] <Yog-Yogguth> I'll be using that link, thanks :)
[23:07:42] <Mutant> takyon++
[23:07:42] <Bender> karma - takyon: 10
[23:07:46] <Mutant> Yog-Yogguth++
[23:08:05] <Mutant> aww - Bender doesn't like hyphens :(
[23:08:09] <Mutant> YogYogguth++
[23:08:09] <Bender> karma - yogyogguth: 1
[23:08:19] <Yog-Yogguth> heh :)
[23:09:02] <Mutant> All our bots have their foibles :D
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