#Soylent | Logs for 2015-06-30

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[23:55:05] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Underfunded, Disorganized Plan To Save Earth From the Next Giant Asteroid - http://sylnt.us - overlooked-and-underfunded
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[23:23:05] <Landon> Kepler not being a butt: https://youtu.be enjoy crazy puppy run 
[22:53:25] <Gravis> crutchy: you think too much
[22:53:16] <Bender> karma - thinking: -5
[22:53:16] <Gravis> thinking--
[22:32:23] <crutchy> damn workipoos :L
[22:20:47] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1473
[22:20:47] <crutchy> coffee++
[22:20:47] <crutchy> ++coffee
[22:11:31] <_NSAKEY> I posted it in the comments, but it's always best to have such things in the article body itself.
[22:11:22] <exec> └─ 13A Glance through the VPN Looking Glass: IPv6 Leakage and DNS Hijacking in Commercial VPN clients : Proceedings on Privacy Enhancing Technologies
[22:11:17] <_NSAKEY> This is a link to the paper mentioned in the VPN story, which would greatly increase the quality of that submission: http://www.degruyter.com
[22:10:55] <_NSAKEY> Any staff around?
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[21:53:32] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Most Virtual Private Networks (VPNs) leaks users' details. - http://sylnt.us - oops-didn't-think-about-that-one
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[20:22:23] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - A Chinese Artificial Intelligence Program Just Beat Humans in an IQ Test. - http://sylnt.us
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[17:50:27] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Your Personal Information is Private, Unless We Need to Sell It - http://sylnt.us - you-mean-sombody-hadn't-realised?
[17:48:30] janrinok|afk is now known as janrinok
[17:13:17] <cmn32480> that one is easy until you are all up in the air having fun and all of a sudden... pfft
[17:06:33] <everdred> That one's easy; just don't.
[16:52:36] <cmn32480> I think I'd be ok with that... minus the whole running out of fuel thing
[16:52:10] <everdred> How about Rocketeer-style?
[16:51:21] <cmn32480> and by fly I mean without an airplane or a catapult.
[16:51:02] <everdred> Doubtful.
[16:50:23] <everdred> Yeah, I learned by a different sort of "necessity" years ago... when the office was milk-less for a few weeks. I eventually found I liked it better without.
[16:49:58] <cmn32480> on the whole, I'd ratehr have xray vision or be able to fly. can I trade the black coffee drinking in for one of those?
[16:49:17] <cmn32480> I don't have a choice. Either drink it black, or the lactose intolerance takes over adn I shit myself stupid.
[16:48:40] <cmn32480> necessity... not ability
[16:47:41] <everdred> The ability to drink black coffee is like a super-power.
[16:46:53] <cmn32480> but I can't have anything with milk in it, so I drink black
[16:46:33] <cmn32480> Starbucks brewed coffee is by far the worst thing on thier menu
[16:46:16] <cmn32480> we typically brew Maxwell House at the office, with a bag of Dunkin' when I feel like buying it.
[16:45:22] <everdred> When I remember to grind beans at home, I like the office coffee as well. But most of the time I don't and I just drink what's there.
[16:45:00] <everdred> Interesting. Even across the whole light/dark roast spectrum?
[16:43:58] <cmn32480> I abhor Starbucks and will forego coffee if that is the only thing avaialble
[16:43:41] <cmn32480> I like Dunkin' Donuts
[16:43:37] <cmn32480> I like 7-11 (especially the Blueberry)
[16:43:28] <cmn32480> I like the coffee I brew in the office.
[16:43:16] <cmn32480> adn more importantly, I know what I like.
[16:43:14] <everdred> ...which is why I can drink the coffee at my office. :)
[16:43:07] <cmn32480> I have standards
[16:42:51] <everdred> It's also useful to not have high standards when it comes to taste.
[16:42:44] <cmn32480> and I have a pot in my office
[16:42:26] <everdred> Exactly.
[16:41:51] <cmn32480> isn't there a starbucks, 7-11 or Dunkin Donuts on eery corner as it is?
[16:41:23] <everdred> ...coffee shops as caffeine dispensaries on every corner.
[16:40:50] <everdred> Imagine
[16:39:01] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1472
[16:39:01] <cmn32480> coffee++
[16:38:57] <cmn32480> AMEN!
[16:38:46] <everdred> Coffee may be an acquired taste, but it's an incredibly useful taste to acquire.
[16:38:18] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1471
[16:38:18] <everdred> coffee++
[16:22:00] <cmn32480> Amen!
[15:58:58] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1470
[15:58:58] <mechanicjay> coffee++
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[15:25:23] <AndyTheAbsurd> there are tastier beverages that also contain caffeine
[15:24:54] <AndyTheAbsurd> the reasons to drink coffee at all still eludes me
[15:23:13] <swiss> man, the facination with coffee at work still eludes me
[15:18:33] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - U.S. Congress Moves to Block Human Embryo Editing - http://sylnt.us - but-think-of-the-children?
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[14:48:09] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Working 3D printed jet engine - http://sylnt.us - homemade-jet-pack-on-the-horizon
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[12:46:36] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Microsoft Outsourcing Online Ad Management to AOL - http://sylnt.us - you've-got-mail
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[11:23:27] <AndyTheAbsurd> you kept my department line? Nice!
[11:15:27] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Spiders Ingest Nanotubes, Weave Silk Reinforced with Carbon - http://sylnt.us - side-of-nightmare-with-your-space-elevator
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[10:26:14] <SirFinkus> cya
[10:26:10] <janrinok> time to go afk again - laters SirFinkus
[10:23:55] <janrinok> that can certainly be considered a plus
[10:23:42] <SirFinkus> well, I'm alive, so that's a plus I guess
[10:23:13] <janrinok> sry to hear that.
[10:23:03] <SirFinkus> pretty shitty, but meh
[10:21:58] <janrinok> how's things?
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[10:21:12] <janrinok|afk> yeah, it's magic
[10:21:07] <SirFinkus> is this some kind of ambush?
[10:21:02] <SirFinkus> but you're afk
[10:20:57] <SirFinkus> morning
[10:20:36] <janrinok|afk> good morning SirFinkus
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[09:02:41] <janrinok> hi guys
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[08:43:31] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Discovery Outbids National Broadcasters for Olympics - http://sylnt.us - five-rings-to-rule-them-all
[08:35:56] <JamesNZ> Wait, someone won? I must've missed a memo :)
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[08:14:04] <crutchy> chinese are sly bastards
[08:13:41] <crutchy> i think that's probably quote of the day
[08:13:23] <crutchy> "China won Iraq with American blood and treasure. That's pure Sun Tzu."
[08:07:09] <Bender> karma - magit: 4
[08:07:09] <JamesNZ> magit++
[08:06:47] <Bender> karma - sn_editors: 1
[08:06:47] <JamesNZ> sn_editors++
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[07:43:17] <crutchy> exec is a total douchebag to the poor SN editors
[07:42:55] <crutchy> hehe. AndyTheAbsurd, and you thought your submission was shit :P
[07:42:16] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[07:41:49] <exec> └─ 13Adobe Flash update to avoid threat
[07:41:45] <crutchy> ~submit http://www.news.com.au
[06:11:36] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - US Supreme Court Strikes Down New Anti-Pollution Rules - http://sylnt.us - not-a-walk-in-the-park
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[04:10:04] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Uber Acquires Mapping Assets and Employees From Microsoft/Bing - http://sylnt.us - project-map
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[02:38:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Iraqi Government Shut Down Internet to... Prevent Exam Cheating - http://sylnt.us - official-story
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[01:43:23] <cmn32480> g;night AndyTheAbsurd
[01:28:16] <AndyTheAbsurd> me, I'm going to bed.
[01:27:51] <AndyTheAbsurd> actually, there's a couple of other good things on the front page of techdirt is somebody who isn't me wants to submit them.
[01:26:21] <AndyTheAbsurd> I did a HORRIBLE job on that nanotube-spider-silk story and I just didn't care.
[01:25:59] <AndyTheAbsurd> I'm too tired to do any more submitting tonight, I think.
[01:25:50] <exec> └─ 13Expired Bogus Patent On Basic Computer Firewall Now Being Used To Shake Down Lots Of Companies | Techdirt
[01:25:46] <AndyTheAbsurd> somebody could track down a non-techdirt.com post about this and submit it: https://www.techdirt.com
[01:21:23] <SirFinkus> but yeah, apparently if you breathe them in, instacancer
[01:20:57] <SirFinkus> my mother would need more than a nanotube
[01:20:39] <SirFinkus> all they seem to actually do is cause cancer
[01:20:26] <AndyTheAbsurd> THEORETICALLY.
[01:20:23] <AndyTheAbsurd> they theoretically haven't done your mom.
[01:20:21] <SirFinkus> I say theoretically, because I haven't seen the awesome batteries/superstrong materials/world peace every article about them seems to promise
[01:19:31] <SirFinkus> what haven't carbon nanotubes theoretically done?
[01:18:52] <SirFinkus> fucking nanotubes again
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[01:05:14] <cmn32480> not tht I have seen
[01:04:04] <AndyTheAbsurd> or the 3D printed jet engine?
[01:03:48] <BadCoderFinger> Dangit. Now I have to find a tumbleweed.
[01:03:40] <exec> └─ 13Spiders Ingest Nanotubes, Then Weave Silk Reinforced with Carbon | MIT Technology Review
[01:03:38] <AndyTheAbsurd> did we do this one yet? http://www.technologyreview.com
[00:59:51] <cmn32480> the queue looks like a bachelor's cupboard.... empty with a side of tumbleweed
[00:59:22] <cmn32480> Heh! waht?
[00:57:27] <BadCoderFinger> Heh!
[00:57:16] * cmn32480 shakes the submission tin LOUDLY
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[00:54:59] * cmn32480 shakes the submission tin LOUDLY
[00:54:07] <cmn32480> and adults (if any exist here)
[00:53:56] <cmn32480> hiya kids
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[00:31:46] <nick> are still members of the IMF/WB/BIS though, so perhaps not
[00:28:49] <nick> they left the aforementioned poker table and may have snuck out the casino via a service elevator
[00:28:08] <nick> probably should read more on what theyve been upto, one could argue it's been absent from the mainstream narrative for that reason
[00:27:46] <nick> Iceland seems to have done very well
[00:26:47] <AndyTheAbsurd> so the thing to do, really, is take a hint from Iceland, throw the IMF out of the country, imprison any giving the equivalent of subprime loans, bail out the citizens (not the corporations), and jack up the marginal tax rate on high income earners.
[00:26:05] <nick> greek people are a statistical irrelevance at this scale
[00:25:55] <nick> ensuring global stability and investment opportunities is what matters
[00:25:40] <nick> although hurting national economies is irrelevant to the IMF/ECB
[00:25:31] <nick> exactly my point AndyTheAbsurd
[00:25:18] <AndyTheAbsurd> and the IMF wants them to put in place "business friendly" practices - despite the fact the IMF themselves have found that those practices actually HURT a nation's economy.
[00:25:12] <paulej72> how much for the parthanon
[00:24:12] <nick> which is pretty much the mission statement of the IMF
[00:23:33] <nick> but part of the deal, for the IMF to continue giving them money to pay the same IMF off from previous loans, is that they need to allow the international finance vultures in to pick apart greece
[00:22:18] <nick> but the problem is ever decreasing circles of that as the more payments due to the IMF, the more the IMF needs to let Greece borrow.
[00:21:29] <nick> which is the whole point of the IMF/ECB at this point, working out who is going to loan them more money, so the greeks can then pay it back on the money they borrowed last week
[00:21:00] <nick> thats what theyve already been doing
[00:20:44] <paulej72> maybe they can just pass the hat around at the next UN meeting
[00:18:04] <nick> i mean if the greeks dont pay off the debt, then the financial institutions which China will have various levels of involvement in, will take official ownership
[00:16:17] <paulej72> if they pay off the debts they own the country.
[00:13:36] <nick> so don't need china to get involved anymore than they most likely already are
[00:12:52] <nick> but im sure the current creditors would argue they're already owed greece
[00:12:22] <nick> paulej72, you never know, that might be the end game
[00:07:00] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - SCOTUS Declines to Hear Arguments in Google Vs. Oracle - http://sylnt.us - grab-some-popcorn