#Soylent | Logs for 2015-06-25

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[00:00:23] <ChingChongChingon> then again, its bible is shorter and newer.
[00:00:42] <takyon> http://www.npr.org
[00:00:44] <exec> └─ 13New York Agency Says Whole Foods Overcharged Customers In City : The Two-Way : NPR
[00:00:54] <arti> LOL
[00:00:58] <arti> say it isn't so!
[00:01:07] <arti> whole foods overcharging?
[00:01:09] <takyon> from bad to worse
[00:01:20] <takyon> because they misstated the weights
[00:01:46] <ChingChongChingon> http://www.asamnews.com
[00:01:47] <ConfederateFlag> impossible! next they'll be telling us that their foods aren't fully organic or quite as healthy as the labels would have you believe!
[00:01:50] <exec> └─ 13AsAm News | Whole Foods Market: Says Ching Chong Incident “Not A Community Issue”
[00:02:02] ConfederateFlag is now known as SpallsHurgenson
[00:02:10] <arti> it was you, the entire time!
[00:02:15] <ChingChongChingon> A customer service rep in whole foods called an Asian customer "Ching Chong"
[00:02:24] <arti> depends, was that their name?
[00:02:34] * arti worked with a taiwanese developer who was named that
[00:02:36] <takyon> wow I'm feeling the synergy with your name
[00:02:42] <takyon> don't even remember that
[00:02:50] <ChingChongChingon> Kwok Ming Cheng
[00:03:00] <arti> Kwok.
[00:03:39] <arti> Caulk.
[00:03:50] <arti> kwok seems more boston
[00:05:45] <ChingChongChingon> Sprouts > Whole Foods
[00:06:47] <arti> what do you typically buy?
[00:07:16] <ChingChongChingon> Nothing. But it's yuppie shit for cheaper.
[00:08:11] <arti> http://imgur.com first comment
[00:08:14] <exec> └─ 13MRW Jeremy Clarkson confirms he will host a new car show on Netflix with Richard Hammond and James May. - Imgur
[00:08:37] <takyon> Trader Joe's is good
[00:08:50] * arti buys quite a few things from TJ
[00:09:01] <ChingChongChingon> Last time I went I bought a bunch of food for camping. A couple steaks, produce, juice, snacks.
[00:09:07] <takyon> Jeremy Clarkson is moving to Netflix?
[00:09:09] <SpallsHurgenson> "biggest expense for the online show was finding a new whipping-boy for Jeremy... but you can buy anything in Thailand so we're on track" :)
[00:09:11] <ChingChongChingon> Trader Joes is cool as well.
[00:09:16] <arti> takyon: looks like it, cool
[00:09:24] <SpallsHurgenson> kitty only eats trader-joe kitty-food :)
[00:09:45] <takyon> it's a miracle BBC clung to them as long as they did, hope they have fun in New Media Land
[00:09:51] <ChingChongChingon> My diet now is just a bunch of Vons pre-packaged salads and occasionally some jerky.
[00:10:00] <arti> gives me the winds
[00:10:26] <SpallsHurgenson> odd, same thing happens to kitty
[00:10:28] <takyon> Ethanol may I interest you in the fermented Soylent diet
[00:10:48] <ChingChongChingon> I heard it tastes like semen.
[00:10:55] <ChingChongChingon> it can't be any better fermented.
[00:10:57] <takyon> that's a feature?
[00:11:14] <ChingChongChingon> If it didn't taste like semen I would consider it, along with my usual supplements
[00:11:43] <arti> yogurt
[00:12:28] <takyon> it's tyranny that users have to use their mouths and esophagi to digest soylent. There should be a surgery that gives your stomach a mechanical food valve connected to the belly button
[00:13:00] <arti> can't you just, do it the old fashioned way?
[00:13:01] <ChingChongChingon> Hell naw, that's disgusting. What if you forget to close the valve and lay down or something?
[00:13:19] <arti> same thing with a broad with a colonoscopy
[00:13:29] <takyon> engineer it so stuff can go in but can't get out
[00:13:29] <arti> chocolate errwhere
[00:13:39] <arti> takyon, i believe that's called alimony\
[00:13:43] <takyon> it's an engineering problem not an eating problem
[00:13:54] <ChingChongChingon> a check valve, then.
[00:14:11] <arti> stomachplugs.com
[00:14:26] <arti> kinda like dune heart plugs, but lower.
[00:16:35] <SpallsHurgenson> Father! The sleeper has awoken!
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[00:34:47] <SpallsHurgenson> it disturbs me that there are generations for whom that reference means nothing. We MUST do something to improve our education systems!
[00:36:07] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - A New Earthquake Early-Warning System for Mexico City - http://sylnt.us - so-exciting
[00:36:43] <SirFinkus> oh god, top gear is coming back?
[00:36:45] <SirFinkus> fuck yes
[00:36:58] <arti> correct response
[00:37:21] <SirFinkus> well, not top gear
[00:37:25] <SirFinkus> "car show"]
[00:37:31] <takyon> let's think of a name
[00:37:34] <SirFinkus> (it's going to be top gear)
[00:37:37] <takyon> second gear
[00:37:44] <arti> topest gear
[00:37:48] <SirFinkus> no, we already have 5th gear
[00:37:49] <takyon> kek gear
[00:38:03] <arti> gearest
[00:38:05] <SirFinkus> Rev limit
[00:38:12] <SirFinkus> that one's shitty though
[00:38:20] <arti> not if japanese people say it
[00:38:30] <arti> City Though
[00:38:50] <takyon> Netflix's Jeremey Clarkson Show
[00:39:03] <arti> ------^
[00:39:06] <SirFinkus> they'll probably go with clarkson, hammond, and may
[00:39:13] <arti> sounds like a law firm
[00:39:14] <SirFinkus> I think that's what they're doing for their live shows
[00:39:24] <takyon> that's the rumor
[00:39:31] <arti> its not a rumor
[00:39:36] <SirFinkus> but really, who gives a fuck
[00:39:38] <arti> forgot the arnie accent
[00:39:42] <SirFinkus> it's top gear
[00:39:46] <arti> its not a rumuh!
[00:39:50] <takyon> it is
[00:39:52] <paulej72> 6th gear
[00:39:54] <SirFinkus> and they say it like
[00:40:05] <SpallsHurgenson> always thought top gear was pretty overrated.
[00:40:06] <SirFinkus> Clarkson, Hammond... and May
[00:40:07] <arti> [ joke has died ]
[00:40:27] <SirFinkus> it works
[00:40:50] <paulej72> the best part was seeing the celeb track times
[00:41:04] <SirFinkus> I thought everyone hated those segements
[00:41:06] <SirFinkus> I liked them
[00:41:16] <SpallsHurgenson> everyone does
[00:41:25] <SirFinkus> I like the scenery porn
[00:41:38] <arti> smegments
[00:41:39] <paulej72> better than seeing some made up race between a bike, boat and car through london
[00:41:47] <SirFinkus> the vietnam one was the best
[00:41:54] <SirFinkus> racing through vietnam: awesome
[00:42:19] <SirFinkus> racing through vietnam followed by a bike painted like an american flag playing "born in the usa": genius
[00:42:39] <arti> hahaha
[00:42:46] <arti> i liked the stuff they did in the south
[00:42:48] <SirFinkus> they fucked it up on the BBCA version though, and replaced born in the usa with the star spangled banner or some shit
[00:43:04] <SirFinkus> their last "epic" was actually one of the best ones
[00:43:07] <SpallsHurgenson> blame the RIAA for that
[00:43:08] <SirFinkus> with the trucks
[00:43:58] <SirFinkus> top gear christmas was always good too
[00:44:34] <cmn32480> <yawn>
[00:45:45] <arti> morning
[00:45:47] <cmn32480> yo can blame the RIAA for a lot of things. surcharges on blank CD/DVD media
[00:45:53] <cmn32480> hey arti
[00:46:00] <cmn32480> it's evening, but same diff I suppose
[00:46:26] <arti> :)
[00:47:04] <cmn32480> WTF?? How did I go from 972 days of support left to 372 overnight???
[00:47:28] <SpallsHurgenson> you slept really, really long?
[00:47:30] <arti> maybe they switched support units
[00:47:30] <SirFinkus> localized temporal anamoly
[00:47:37] <arti> from freedom to metric
[00:47:46] <SirFinkus> they account for 30% of TNG episodes
[00:47:47] <arti> have you tried powering it off and on again?
[00:47:54] <cmn32480> more liekly the fucker didn't quote me on the support and I didn't realize it until this very moment.
[00:47:57] <paulej72> leap seconds
[00:47:59] <arti> lol
[00:48:00] <ciri> HEHEHEHE
[00:48:02] <arti> paulej72++
[00:48:02] <Bender> karma - paulej72: 175
[00:48:33] <cmn32480> I have 12 minutes to do that before the backups kick off arti. but I don't think it is gonna help./
[00:48:43] <SirFinkus> then you have 30% holodeck episodes, 30% Westley episodes, then the remaining 10% is picard yelling at kids
[00:48:48] <arti> 30% pffft
[00:49:08] <arti> also great idea: get a car bra and put tacks through it to prevent people from sitting on it
[00:49:44] <paulej72> 16 penny nails
[00:49:47] <SirFinkus> actually, split the picard ones down the middle with "data is going crazy/has emotions" ones
[00:50:11] <arti> figures the silliest guy would get the most serious role
[00:50:17] <arti> he does really good impressions too
[00:51:49] <paulej72> Patrick Stewart is funny on American Dad. Shit that Picard would never say.
[00:52:26] <arti> https://www.youtube.com
[00:52:29] <exec> └─ 13Bullock sings oingo boingo - YouTube
[00:52:44] <cmn32480> Patrick Stewart has a comedy series coming out on Starz too
[00:55:51] <SpallsHurgenson> its getting dark outside. I should close the doors and pull down the shutters.
[00:56:09] <SpallsHurgenson> after all, they mostly come out at night. mostly.
[00:56:28] <paulej72> SpallsHurgenson: the dark is called night. it happens after day
[00:56:58] <cmn32480> but on the upside, the dark removes the pants requirement of daylight
[00:57:10] <arti> pants are good for the additional inventory space they provide
[00:57:30] <paulej72> if you live by yourself pants are optional
[00:57:32] <SpallsHurgenson> trust me when I tell you that you don't need pants to find places to stuff things in :)
[00:57:43] <paulej72> LOL
[00:57:43] <ciri> i don't think it's that funny lol
[00:57:52] <arti> we've all seen you eat cake
[00:58:02] <SpallsHurgenson> oooh, cake! I almost forgot! brb
[00:58:21] * cmn32480 mumbles something about enough inventory to make wearing pants a problem...
[00:58:44] <cmn32480> it took a whole day, but spallshurgenson finally got his cake. How nice!
[00:59:29] <SpallsHurgenson> ooooh!
[00:59:39] <SpallsHurgenson> "the caje is a lie"
[00:59:54] <SpallsHurgenson> damnit, finally found a use for that meme and I typo'd it!
[01:00:04] <arti> :(
[01:00:10] <arti> this is why we wear pants
[01:00:56] <SpallsHurgenson> I've always wondered if we are discussing American or British pants...
[01:02:51] <takyon> .deop
[01:02:51] -!- mode/#Soylent [-o takyon] by Imogen
[01:02:53] <takyon> .op
[01:02:53] -!- mode/#Soylent [+o takyon] by Imogen
[01:02:59] * takyon wears the pants around here
[01:03:13] <paulej72> both
[01:06:23] <SpallsHurgenson> no wonder I'm cold.
[01:09:12] <takyon> time to write some python code
[01:09:39] <paulej72> no write perl
[01:10:04] <SpallsHurgenson> no, write visual basic
[01:10:12] <paulej72> vb6
[01:11:04] <takyon> I'm so use to "var" in JavaScript
[01:17:20] <SpallsHurgenson> the madness will pass in time
[01:17:33] <takyon> time to see about word boundaries in strings
[01:20:44] <SpallsHurgenson> you tread where mortal men were not meant to go!
[01:22:25] <takyon> I have an array of strings. Some of the strings have an escaped word boundary character (\\b). That way I can iterate through the array and use each string as a regular expression.
[01:24:46] <SpallsHurgenson> poor lost soul, already he has begun speaking in tongues
[01:25:58] <takyon> each array is a group of keywords associated with one of our topics: https://soylentnews.org
[01:26:02] <exec> └─ 13SoylentNews: Topics
[01:26:27] <takyon> search the article text for the keywords, count scores, pick a topic automatically
[01:26:29] <SpallsHurgenson> the insanity only grows worse and worse
[01:26:32] <takyon> for rss news bot thing
[01:27:13] <takyon> also want to do this for nexii, but since we don't have any real ones, like gaming, it's a bit of a lost cause
[01:29:59] <takyon> wish we had some more topics
[01:30:03] * juggs glances in
[01:30:44] * cmn32480 glances warily at juggs
[01:30:54] * arti glances, too.
[01:31:14] <cmn32480> takyon - any other nexii on dev?
[01:31:21] * juggs glances off an iceberg... that was close
[01:31:25] <takyon> beats me
[01:31:50] <cmn32480> check for holes belwo the waterline juggs!!!!!!
[01:32:03] <takyon> it's just that it's not easy to distinguish a "main page" story from a "breaking news" story from the article's text. "gaming" or other nexii would be much easier to distinguish
[01:34:03] <juggs> cmn32480, no holes
[01:34:40] <cmn32480> I've thought there woulda been one marked exit only.
[01:35:48] <juggs> Oh, the airlock... yeh that's intact,
[01:36:33] <cmn32480> whew!
[01:41:13] <cmn32480> paulej72... did you break dev?
[01:43:35] <cmn32480> the retrieve password link at the login doesn't work. OH well.. so much for that idea
[02:07:17] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - This Survey Says That Marijuana Prices Are Crashing in Colorado - http://sylnt.us - cheap-and-legal
[02:08:34] <SpallsHurgenson> now you see what all your legalization assholes have done? all these poor drug dealers are going broke! now how will they afford their blinged out cars and three mansions?
[02:08:47] <takyon> sell coke?
[02:09:41] <arti> as long as it has real sugar you'll be okay
[02:12:33] <SpallsHurgenson> oh sure, just make jokes. but my friend Trevan's whole livelihood depended on pot prices remaining high! He has responsibilities! He has three tricked out 'ho's he needs to feed!
[02:12:50] <cmn32480> how many kids from each?
[02:12:51] <SpallsHurgenson> Won't somebody please think of the ho's?
[02:12:51] <ciri> doing good, and you?
[02:13:06] <cmn32480> ciri: WTF????
[02:13:18] <cmn32480> oh right... disabled
[02:13:25] <SpallsHurgenson> ciri responds (stupidly) to any question started with "how"
[02:13:45] <cmn32480> how in the hell did that get by me?
[02:14:02] * cmn32480 hums jeopardy theme
[02:14:25] <SpallsHurgenson> now its just being stubborn :)
[02:14:32] <cmn32480> how stubborn?
[02:14:42] * cmn32480 hums jeopardy theme
[02:14:57] <cmn32480> won't she be stubborn?
[02:15:13] <takyon> trigger words
[02:15:15] <takyon> ["anonymity","anonymous","anti-piracy","browser history","censor","ContentID","crypto","digital libert","Digital Millennium Copyright Act","digital privacy","digital restrictions management","digital rights management","DMCA","domain seiz","DRM","Edward Snowden","\\bEFF\\b","Electronic Frontier Foundation","encrypt","free speech","gag order","Internet censor","\\bNSA","net neutrality","network neutrality","online privacy","online speech","PGP",
[02:15:15] <takyon> Good Privacy","privacy","right to be forgotten","Silk Road","site blocking","Snowden","surveillance","VPN","warrant","warrantless","Web censor","WikiLeaks"]
[02:15:23] <cmn32480> you are just wrong and pantsless spallshurgenson
[02:15:57] <SpallsHurgenson> how come people keep saying that?
[02:15:58] <ciri> you talking to me?
[02:16:09] <cmn32480> "Good Privacy" and "privacy" are duplicates
[02:16:12] <cmn32480> sort of
[02:16:31] <arti> i like sort of evaluations
[02:17:03] <cmn32480> they are partial duplicates. searches for privacy will find both.
[02:17:05] <takyon> duplicates means higher score for the "topic"
[02:17:07] <SpallsHurgenson> I quit a job because of evaluations
[02:17:13] <cmn32480> there si a word for that, but I can't think of it
[02:17:17] <arti> i hate working at daycares too
[02:17:24] <cmn32480> how bad were they?
[02:17:24] <ciri> you talking to me?
[02:17:26] <takyon> cmn32480 duplicates are good, higher score for the topic associated with the keywords
[02:17:28] <SpallsHurgenson> not because of mine, but of those I had to give to my minions.
[02:17:41] <arti> takyon, let's make a new programming language called language.
[02:17:49] <cmn32480> means you need to hire better minions!
[02:17:58] <SpallsHurgenson> the higher-ups decided that we couldn't give good evaluations (because that would mean pay raises) and re-wrote all of mine.
[02:18:22] <takyon> arti: it will be pseudocode, except written in Esperanto
[02:18:30] <arti> brilliant
[02:18:35] <arti> takyon++
[02:18:35] <Bender> karma - takyon: 8
[02:18:48] <takyon> I feel the love
[02:19:07] <arti> maybe the potsickle is kicking in
[02:19:10] <arti> @.o
[02:19:23] <cmn32480> better a pot sickle than a sphinctersickle
[02:19:29] * takyon checks nipples
[02:19:35] <arti> American Me details this phenomena
[02:19:47] <cmn32480> the sphinctersickle?
[02:19:50] <arti> more of a blade really
[02:20:40] <SpallsHurgenson> I refused to give bad reviews to my best minions. things flared up and I left :)
[02:21:03] <arti> that's fine, it's a sound strategy to use reward vs punishment
[02:21:35] <cmn32480> Good for you Spalls
[02:22:13] <SpallsHurgenson> to be fair, it wasn't the only reason but it was the feather-that-broke-the-camel's-back sort of thing
[02:23:00] <SpallsHurgenson> they'd put a whole bunch of new MBAs who had no idea what they were doing above me and didn't really care about the business except as a tick-mark on their CVs
[02:23:16] <arti> hiring process fail
[02:23:30] <cmn32480> HR did it. of course it was a fail
[02:23:38] <arti> this is the eqiv of HR running random executables
[02:23:49] <cmn32480> it is like marketing.
[02:23:52] <arti> "it has the same icon" ~shrug~
[02:23:55] <SpallsHurgenson> it changed the company from - well, not a FUN place to work, but an okay one - to a horrid experience
[02:23:59] <arti> the thing that sells products?
[02:24:35] <cmn32480> no, the department that gets lucky on occassion and justifies a huge budget
[02:24:35] <arti> SpallsHurgenson: been there, it's a bummer
[02:24:53] <arti> cmn32480: why a sequel just broke $1billion
[02:25:07] <cmn32480> no, the department that gets lucky on occassion and justifies a huge budget
[02:25:12] <arti> the best form is word of mouth, you get that by making something people like
[02:25:26] <cmn32480> but that kind of marketing isn't fast
[02:25:35] <arti> a dept run by ents.
[02:25:57] <arti> fast, good, cheap.
[02:25:59] <arti> pick two
[02:25:59] <SpallsHurgenson> had a few friends who stayed on... most got laid off until their jobs transferred to India recently
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[02:26:35] <cmn32480> hmmm... newbie MBA's cost cutting to justify bonus at a company they plan on leaving in a few years
[02:26:44] <cmn32480> nothign new to see here.. move along
[02:26:47] <arti> ---^ brilliant
[02:26:54] <SpallsHurgenson> oh, the MBAs who ticked me off left long ago :)
[02:27:04] <SpallsHurgenson> (they were replaced by identical clones, of course)
[02:27:10] <arti> clones++
[02:27:10] <Bender> karma - clones: 1
[02:27:24] <cmn32480> sphintersickle++
[02:27:24] <Bender> karma - sphintersickle: 1
[02:27:32] <cmn32480> sphinctersickle++
[02:27:32] <Bender> karma - sphinctersickle: 1
[02:27:40] <cmn32480> now they both get karma!
[02:27:49] <cmn32480> sphintersickle--
[02:27:49] <Bender> karma - sphintersickle: 0
[02:28:01] <cmn32480> stupid typo
[02:28:12] <arti> it's just cheap marketing :D
[02:28:30] <cmn32480> karma? it's free. I can pass it out all I want and dones't ost me a dime.
[02:28:37] <cmn32480> SpallsHurgenson++
[02:28:37] <Bender> karma - spallshurgenson: 19
[02:28:40] <cmn32480> arti++
[02:28:40] <Bender> karma - arti: 69
[02:28:42] <cmn32480> Bender++
[02:28:43] <Bender> karma - bender: 2
[02:28:47] <cmn32480> coffee++
[02:28:47] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1460
[02:28:50] <cmn32480> beer++
[02:28:50] <Bender> karma - beer: 37
[02:28:53] <SpallsHurgenson> it was the usual thing: reputable business with solid product and devoted customers... but it wasn't but it didn't have startling GROWTH every quarter so obviously everything about it had to be changed :)
[02:28:56] <arti> cmn32480++
[02:28:56] <Bender> karma - cmn32480: 14
[02:29:02] <arti> up yours, too
[02:29:08] <arti> :D
[02:29:14] <cmn32480> lol
[02:29:15] <ciri> hehehe
[02:29:31] <cmn32480> SirFinkus++
[02:29:31] <Bender> karma - sirfinkus: 17
[02:29:35] <SpallsHurgenson> and apparently the best way to affect this change was to treat both the employees and existing customers like shit in hope of somehow attracting new customers :)
[02:29:46] <arti> SpallsHurgenson, it's all about expectations
[02:30:20] <arti> sales will promise -1 and then you get to them later and they're like "why doesn't it fly to juipiter?"
[02:30:41] <SpallsHurgenson> heh, even sales and marketing were like, "what the hell?"
[02:31:12] <arti> minion to customer: "you're being treated really good, pray they don't alter the deal any further!"
[02:31:27] <arti> position of the moon strikes and deal changes
[02:31:35] <arti> maximum happiness
[02:35:10] <SpallsHurgenson> MBAs, politicians and ad-execs... all of 'em need to be put against the wall
[02:35:26] <arti> lead by example :D
[02:35:59] <cmn32480> and possibly some of the lawyers as well
[02:36:42] <arti> politicians are lawyers :/
[02:36:52] <arti> so i guess some is accurate
[02:37:03] <arti> they've got a healthy population so some culling will be beneficial
[02:37:18] <arti> to the safari vehicle, lads
[02:37:39] <SpallsHurgenson> having worked a lot with legal professionals, I have mixed feelings about lawyers
[02:37:57] <arti> you can make that work for any profession
[02:38:19] <arti> also genders
[02:41:15] <SpallsHurgenson> but my feelings about MBAs are rather straightforward :)
[02:41:24] <arti> #hatefuck
[02:41:54] <arti> having working with a lot of people, I have mixed feelings about people.
[02:43:06] <arti> might need to add this to tama
[02:48:55] <cmn32480> she's a funny littl ebot arti
[02:51:51] <SpallsHurgenson> ebot... as opposed to all those analog IRC chatbots :)
[03:08:48] <cmn32480> g'night all.
[03:08:55] <cmn32480> arti++
[03:08:55] <Bender> karma - arti: 70
[03:09:02] <cmn32480> parting shot!
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[03:24:01] <arti> :D
[03:24:09] * arti was busy buying popsickles
[03:28:04] * SpallsHurgenson watchers terminator 2
[03:28:43] <arti> netflixing?
[03:29:15] <SpallsHurgenson> no, streaming locally
[03:29:38] * sea is playing WhackALawyer.
[03:30:12] <arti> is this a newgrounds game ?
[03:30:28] <SpallsHurgenson> game? :)
[03:30:32] <arti> spalls, epic action movie. btw what did you think of running man?
[03:31:38] <sea> I wish it were a game. I've just arranged bottlecaps on my desk and I'm splatting them with a spoon. I imagine that each one is a little lawyer waving a lawsuit paper at me.
[03:31:52] <SpallsHurgenson> incredibly stupid, but in the so-bad-its-good. as I said, they knew how to make crappy movies in the 80s :)
[03:31:54] * arti is glad he isn't a messenger
[03:31:58] <SpallsHurgenson> alas, it seems to be a lost art these days
[03:32:07] <sea> I like that when I hit them, they spin and jump across the desk a bit. It's fun to imagine the little lawyers running for their lives as I smite them from above.
[03:32:12] <arti> spalls: checked netflix?
[03:32:21] <arti> B movies galore
[03:32:30] <SpallsHurgenson> these days bad movies are just... bad
[03:32:41] <arti> they wouldn't be living up to their name otherwise :P~
[03:34:38] <SpallsHurgenson> a) I have bandwidth that makes RFC1149 look goodin comparison, and b) I own A LOT of movies so am not dependent on the cloud anyway :)
[03:35:01] <arti> could've been an offer for teh ftp dump bruh
[03:35:54] * arti has an urge to watch they live, again
[03:37:08] <SpallsHurgenson> are you all out of gum?
[03:37:24] <arti> formaldehyde face!
[03:39:42] <SpallsHurgenson> that movie bordered on bad and so-bad-its-good. Most of it sucked, but it had its moments
[03:40:51] <arti> it's a pretty good commentary on society, like idiocracy
[03:43:05] <takyon> http://www.bbc.com
[03:43:14] <exec> └─ 13Twerk dates back to 1820, says Oxford English Dictionary - BBC News
[03:43:38] <arti> look up: daggering
[03:46:23] <arti> it's a dance >.>
[03:46:42] <Landon> ok... gonna try jira again
[03:46:46] <Landon> if I don't respond within two days
[03:46:51] <arti> wait longer!
[03:47:02] <Landon> someone come by my VPS with the OOM killer because I've been eaten by the java memory monster
[03:47:18] <arti> nomnomnomnom
[03:47:29] <Landon> on a 512mb vps
[03:47:30] <Landon> mmmm
[03:47:36] <arti> aws?
[03:47:43] <Landon> digitalocean
[03:47:47] <arti> oic
[03:47:49] <Landon> SSD might be the only saving grace
[03:47:57] <Landon> I've tried jira on a 1gb linode in the past.... not good
[03:48:03] <Landon> that was before they did their own ssd upgrades though
[03:48:16] <arti> what about going with a hosted solution, or like a lite version?
[03:48:31] <Landon> cheaper to do self hosted and I really do like it
[03:48:31] <arti> i think you get it tossed in with bitbucket for a limited # of team members
[03:48:36] <Landon> the foss solutions don't have anything on it
[03:48:50] <Landon> mainly for home task tracking actually
[03:48:54] <Landon> less software more chores
[03:49:04] * arti kermit nods
[03:49:12] <Landon> $10/yr for this use case
[03:50:23] <Landon> ha, it got oom'd
[03:50:30] <Landon> maybe next year :)
[03:52:09] <arti> youtried.jpg
[03:52:23] <arti> needs as much memory as a minecraft server :D
[03:52:47] <Landon> how much does a decent minecraft server need?
[03:52:47] <ciri> very carefully and then some
[03:53:05] <arti> depends on the mods really 1-2gb when i was last tooling around with it
[03:53:09] <Landon> I'd estimate a performant jira instance is 2gb
[03:53:20] <arti> that's crazy
[03:53:24] <Landon> I had it running in 1gb, but loading pages got to be sloooow
[03:53:30] <Landon> no shit
[03:53:37] <Landon> and that's only one piece of their ecosystem
[03:53:40] <arti> hahahaha
[03:53:56] <Landon> their wiki integrates nicely too... but it has about the same requirements :P
[03:53:56] <arti> i understand using the right tool for the job
[03:54:03] <arti> fek
[03:54:08] <arti> piggy hungry
[03:54:32] <arti> wonder why it uses so much
[03:54:38] <Landon> ja.va. tom.cat.
[03:54:51] * arti isn't a java guy
[03:55:00] <arti> i do a little work on some jsp pages but stay the fek out of the logic
[03:55:11] <arti> it's kinda nuts how many frameworks you need too
[03:55:24] <arti> hibernate, swing, ... blah
[03:55:26] <Landon> right :) I've heard it's a decent language if you get to use it without frameworks :P
[03:55:40] <Landon> so much xml too
[03:55:49] <Landon> it just reeks of enterprise
[03:55:53] <arti> indeed
[03:56:24] <arti> well myeclipse > eclipse
[03:56:29] <arti> apparently plugin hell sucks
[03:57:21] <Landon> myeclipse?
[03:57:30] <arti> yeah it's a proprietary variant
[03:57:35] <arti> has the shit baked in
[03:57:45] <Landon> ahah
[03:58:04] <arti> http://myeclipseide.com
[03:58:13] <arti> it's decreed by The Office
[03:58:15] <Landon> RTC also uses eclipse as a base
[03:58:49] <Landon> I don't think it's any better though :P although I was able to turn most of the IDE stuff off
[03:58:54] <Landon> so now it's just a memory hog SCM client
[03:59:04] <arti> btw, if you guys don't know of this already, boo hiss chrome, https://chrome.google.com
[03:59:07] <exec> └─ 13uMatrix - Chrome Web Store
[03:59:16] <arti> it's like noscript on crack
[03:59:16] <Landon> I am an iconoclast
[03:59:23] <Landon> I do not use scriptadjavablockers
[03:59:32] <arti> warum?
[03:59:44] <arti> you like living dangerously, or do you lynx?
[03:59:50] <Landon> I linux
[03:59:51] <arti> !decide dangerous lynx
[03:59:52] <Landon> :P
[03:59:53] <ciri> The roll of the dice picks: dangerous.
[04:00:34] * arti agrees with this
[04:00:56] <Landon> I don't spend a lot of time on the ad-laden parts of the internet regardless
[04:02:08] <arti> lucky!
[04:02:25] <SpallsHurgenson> also known as "everywhere on the internet"
[04:02:49] <Landon> wikipedia.. reddit.. stackexchange.. hackernews..
[04:02:59] * arti chants this like arya
[04:03:00] <Landon> the middle two do have ads, granted, but they're curated
[04:03:11] <arti> HIS NAME IS ROBERT PAULSON
[04:03:31] <arti> wanna visit some links i send you :D
[04:03:37] <Landon> noty
[04:03:38] <Landon> :P
[04:03:47] <arti> c'mon, where's your sense of adventure
[04:03:52] <arti> one of us, one of us!
[04:04:18] * arti visits the site that must not be named, pr0gramm, imgur in addition to those
[04:04:23] <arti> and several blogs because reasons
[04:04:32] <arti> dem tuts
[04:05:11] <arti> do you app armor?
[04:05:17] * arti dials settings on his exploit kit
[04:05:37] <Landon> STARTKEYLOGGER
[04:05:45] <Landon> anyone? anyone?
[04:05:50] <arti> be hilarious if i typed that in here
[04:06:01] <arti> bash.org quality
[04:07:08] * arti hopes his sinuses stay open tonight
[04:07:16] <arti> i fekkin hate breathing with my mouth open
[04:07:42] <arti> guess it's implied with mouth, kinda hard shut >.>
[04:08:28] * Landon mouthbreather
[04:08:39] <arti> uncomfortable_truth++
[04:08:39] <Bender> karma - uncomfortable_truth: 1
[04:13:08] <arti> http://www.bbc.co.uk
[04:13:12] <exec> └─ 13China 'seizes 40-year-old meat in crackdown on smugglers' - BBC News
[04:13:17] <arti> D:
[04:13:22] <arti> aged to perfection?
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[04:39:11] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Who Owns Your Overtime? - http://sylnt.us - rat-race
[05:05:50] <arti> https://www.facebook.com
[05:05:56] <exec> └─ 13Best salesman - Street FX Motorsport & Graphics | Facebook
[05:13:35] <arti> quiet in here tonight
[05:13:43] * arti turns up the music
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[05:14:56] <arti> wb
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[10:23:07] <Bytram> !uid
[10:23:08] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 5588, owned by TypnoHoad
[10:23:15] <Bytram> lol
[10:23:15] <ciri> :D
[10:23:19] <Bytram> coffee++
[10:23:19] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1461
[10:23:24] <Bytram> ~weather boston
[10:23:26] <exec> 03Boston, MA, USA - currently 66°F, partly cloudy, wind NW at 6 mph, humidity 63% - Thursday partly cloudy (62°F-77°F), Friday showers (57°F-69°F), Saturday mostly cloudy (58°F-70°F), Sunday thunderstorm (58°F-69°F)
[10:23:28] <Bytram> ~weather portland, me
[10:23:30] <exec> 03Portland, ME, USA - currently 58°F, mostly sunny, wind NW at 6 mph, humidity 81% - Thursday mostly sunny (54°F-78°F), Friday partly cloudy (54°F-72°F), Saturday partly cloudy (53°F-69°F), Sunday rain (54°F-61°F)
[10:23:35] <Bytram> ~weather presque isle
[10:23:37] <exec> 03Presque Isle, ME, USA - currently 52°F, sunny, wind W at 8 mph, humidity 64% - Thursday partly cloudy (46°F-70°F), Friday partly cloudy (45°F-66°F), Saturday mostly sunny (51°F-75°F), Sunday showers (51°F-59°F)
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[10:34:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:34:33] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1462
[10:35:43] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: hey buzz! sup?
[10:36:54] * JamesNZ buzzes TheMightyBuzzard
[10:37:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> wakin up, makin with the coffee
[10:37:42] <Bytram> nod nod noddding off sips coffe much better
[10:38:17] <Bytram> so good to see you back at it here... missed ya!
[10:38:27] <Bytram> r u back home?
[10:38:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, alls as it should be
[10:38:58] <Bytram> nice
[10:39:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> cept nc is bout to upend dev again by movin it to apache 2.4.x
[10:39:29] * Bytram glances at weather radar and looks like things have cleared up for NC and his biking: http://images.intellicast.com
[10:39:35] <Bytram> lol
[10:39:36] <ciri> HAHAHAHA
[10:39:43] <Bytram> fix it until it breaks
[10:40:09] <Bytram> out of curiousity, I got an expired cert error on the staff site... can you confirm?
[10:42:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, s'expired
[10:42:19] <Bytram> k
[10:42:30] * Bytram wonders how that could happen
[10:42:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> i dunno why anyone ever makes self-signed certs that are valid for under ten years man. it boggles the mind.
[10:43:06] <Bytram> I would think we'd have some kind of chron job somewhere that would check DNS, certs, etc. and give status on all of them and when they are due to expire
[10:43:21] <Bytram> I dunno.
[10:43:34] <Bytram> how do you revoke a self-signed cert?
[10:44:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> NC is lookin to get us a wildcard cert though that'll solve all our woes
[10:44:19] <Bytram> saw that; would be a real help!
[10:44:56] <Bytram> we ran a story recently about an outfit that's coming up with free automatic certs
[10:45:02] <Bytram> a little late for our needs, however
[10:45:13] <Bytram> methinks it was EFF and Mozilla?
[10:45:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> shurg
[10:45:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> let's encrypt?
[10:45:35] <Bytram> bingo!
[10:45:45] <Bytram> sounds like a new dance step
[10:45:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> not a major CA though so will still give everyone a warning
[10:46:11] <Bytram> oh, that's right.
[10:46:44] <Bytram> but with FF approving it and adding it to their trusted certs, that's gotta help a bunch, or not enough?
[10:47:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> will help for the people who ain't abandoned FF
[10:47:38] <Bytram> true, as well as the offshoots. Pale Moon, for one
[10:47:51] <Bytram> I suspect it might go into thunderbird, too?
[10:47:55] <Bytram> prolly others
[10:48:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, i hadda give up on palemoon. bit too buggy for me.
[10:48:07] <Bytram> orly?
[10:48:15] <Bytram> so far, I've not had any real problems.
[10:48:35] <Bytram> 1.) I've got my fonts messed up a bit so UTF-8 is not entirely supported any more
[10:48:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah. i only use like five extensions but they need to all work.
[10:48:54] <Bytram> 2.) had some issues with the weatherfox plugin at first, but seems to work fine now
[10:49:08] * Bytram has about 20 or so; no problems I've noticed
[10:49:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> scuse me whilst i chase the caffeine down with some nicotine
[10:49:19] <Bytram> np!
[10:49:23] <Bytram> sounds like a plan
[11:09:23] * Bytram notices his version of dig is almost 9 years old.
[11:20:02] <Bytram> http://phys.org
[11:20:16] <exec> └─ 13Earth-directed CME lights the skies - 03http://phys.org/news/2015-06-earth-directed-cme.html
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[12:39:45] <paulej72> TheMightyBuzzard: https://github.com
[12:39:49] <exec> └─ 13Script injection via URL encoding. · Issue #187 · SoylentNews/rehash · GitHub
[12:40:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup.
[12:40:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> really we just needa un-percent-encode it and that'll be solved
[12:41:58] <paulej72> I don't think strip title or strip attribute are setup to work with endoded stuff. So do you suggest un encode then run through filter then reencode?
[12:42:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> honestly, i'd prefer just decoding and not reencoding.
[12:43:12] <paulej72> some urls will break if not encoded
[12:44:33] <paulej72> I think one of the filters will strip any html, or we could make one. if needed.
[12:46:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> filters are the wrong approach there. we should put the logic into the url mangling we already do.
[12:46:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> looking for the right place now
[12:47:17] <paulej72> OK
[12:49:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> could put it in slashizeLinks
[12:50:21] <paulej72> probably the best place as all user content runs through that
[12:50:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> check here though: https://github.com
[12:50:39] <exec> └─ 13rehash/Data.pm at c759ffc0f8b0bf1272289897e4b57e136fbc9f67 · SoylentNews/rehash · GitHub
[12:50:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's probably the proper place to put it
[12:51:38] <paulej72> looks like the regex just need a bit of fixing
[12:51:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod
[12:52:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> [\s\w/]*script maybe?
[12:53:12] <paulej72> not sure
[12:53:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> we should probably put a URI::Encode decode before and an encode after that as well
[12:54:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> like line 2616 or so for the decode and right after that regex for the encode
[12:55:01] <paulej72> here is that url decode: <a href="https://vc/"><script>alert("script injected")</script><a href="">User submitted scripts are possible.</a>
[12:56:07] <paulej72> so we should b e decoding and looking for <script>*</script> and removing that
[12:56:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> ninja'd
[12:57:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> decode+s/<script>.*</script>/g+encode
[12:57:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> or rather decode+s/<script.*?>.*</script>/g+encode
[12:58:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> or something like that anyway cause the / would bugger things up in the closing tag
[12:58:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> can do a fix up real quick if you like
[12:58:35] <paulej72> use | as the delimiator
[12:58:43] <paulej72> sure
[13:01:17] <paulej72> maybe we should also strip just a plain <script> tag as well, not sure if a script will work in url if it was not closed/
[13:02:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod
[13:02:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> hows about strip the whole bloody thing if it has <script> in it anywhere?
[13:04:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> thas what we currently do
[13:04:25] <paulej72> sure
[13:04:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> or what we're sposed to be doing
[13:05:18] <paulej72> just as we are looking for the tag and not script by itself
[13:05:42] <paulej72> because javascript links will get mnageled
[13:08:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm....
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[13:08:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> sec, gotta manage someone being a wiseass and double encoding.
[13:09:02] <paulej72> of course
[13:09:33] <janrinok> hi paulej72 TheMightyBuzzard
[13:09:34] <ciri> well well well janrinok
[13:09:50] <paulej72> hi, we are fixing yet another XSS
[13:10:10] <janrinok> from the same source?
[13:10:32] <janrinok> or just a potential XSS
[13:11:20] <paulej72> I think it ws the same user, but I am not sure. It is a real XSS, but the submitter was nice enough to script to a non existing script
[13:12:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> pull request in
[13:12:51] <janrinok> which story?
[13:15:45] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - PHP Development Team Announces PHP 7.0.0 Alpha 2 - http://sylnt.us - almost-ready
[13:15:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> Birds are dinosaurs. Chickens are birds. I eat chickens. I eat freaking dinosaurs. This is an epic revelation to me.
[13:19:54] <paulej72> deploying to dev. lets see if we broke anything
[13:20:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> assuming we have the URI::Encode module, we shouldn't.
[13:20:40] <janrinok> what would you like me to test?
[13:20:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> well except the stuff we meant to break
[13:20:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> grabbing a smoke
[13:21:49] <paulej72> does not fully work, preview of comment show injexted script
[13:24:58] <paulej72> and in posted comment
[13:26:22] <paulej72> URI Encode not installed
[13:27:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm
[13:28:14] <janrinok> I'm getting 503'd on dev
[13:28:28] <janrinok> but I guess you know
[13:28:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> you work on the regex, i'm gonna fix the infinite loop i put in there
[13:28:36] <janrinok> sry 502'd
[13:29:26] <paulej72> ok it is now working since the redeploy after installed the Encode.
[13:29:57] <paulej72> The other issue is it does not fix things already in the db
[13:30:28] <paulej72> https://dev.soylentnews.org
[13:30:33] <exec> └─ 13Merge Story Test - Dev.SN
[13:31:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> sec, pj, needa merge this other fix
[13:32:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, double check me for sanity
[13:32:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> i am right in thinking a % should never be in a url unless it's part of an encoding, yes?
[13:34:51] <paulej72> I would think that is correct, but I bet that browsers are able to handle bare % as a %
[13:35:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly but i don't think it's legal and thus can get the fuck out.
[13:37:38] <paulej72> what do we do about bad urls already in the db?
[13:39:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> fudge gets run on them, no?
[13:39:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> put a bad one in manually and see
[13:39:38] <paulej72> not sure
[13:39:46] <paulej72> my link above has one
[13:39:58] <janrinok> if a blackhole appears - I know who to blame...
[13:40:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> bleh, damnit
[13:40:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> going to have to manually fix them
[13:41:14] <paulej72> or should we do something on the output side. another filter?
[13:42:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> it could bite us in the ass later if we did that. like if we wanted snippets of javascript in a comment.
[13:42:32] <paulej72> because as it is, we have no idea how many scripts are in the db.
[13:42:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> but otherwise sounds good
[13:42:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> well that i can find out
[13:43:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> be a minute or two, not logged in or have a mysql prompt up
[13:43:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, yeah let's go ahead and make a filter
[13:44:19] <paulej72> any snippet of JS in a comment needs to be encoded so not to be <script> or it will get pulled, we need a specific filter for urls that does was we just did on the input side
[13:45:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> can't do exactly that cause we need to limit it to the url
[13:48:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> what strip mode do we use on comment bodies?
[13:49:08] <paulej72> none it looks like
[13:49:28] <paulej72> we assume everything is taken care of during input
[13:50:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, that should be the case but it doesn't allow us to undo screw-ups
[13:50:15] <paulej72> <div id="comment_body_[% cid %]">[% comment %]</div>
[13:51:30] <paulej72> I want to apply this fix to journal bodies, subs, and stories just to be sure.
[13:51:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> ewww, kind of wide-ranged
[13:52:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> easy to screw something up
[13:54:24] <paulej72> the thing is would a editor necessilry know that % enceded url in a sub was a bad thing if did not do anything immedaitly noticable? I think not.
[13:54:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> working up a filter now
[13:55:47] <paulej72> Multiple filters can be chained together and will be called in sequence.
[13:56:01] <paulej72> from the template toolkit docs
[13:56:45] <janrinok> paulej72: I agree - pse don't rely on the eds. We have a couple who admit to having no knowledge of code, URLs or programming in general. (Not that that is a bad thing)
[13:58:19] <paulej72> well our one fix should stop the xss in urls upon input, but as our db is now poisoned, we also need to filter the output to stop what may be in there now. As far as we know there is only one, but we should do this the correct way
[13:58:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> crap, i can't regex up as broadly as before. % is completely legal in text.
[13:58:53] <paulej72> TheMightyBuzzard: look for <a> tags and the href inside
[14:02:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm...
[14:02:19] <paulej72> <a.*href=["|'](*)['|"] or something
[14:03:11] <paulej72> my regex-fu is not very good but that is what we are looking for.
[14:03:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> we can skip the href part
[14:04:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> but we gotta keep it from matching <a href="legit address">stuff</a><b>%20</b>
[14:04:47] <paulej72> well there are other attributes that can be in the a tag
[14:05:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> regexs ya gotta be pretty precise in
[14:05:42] <paulej72> we only care about the stuff in the href as that is what the browser will % decode
[14:06:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> gimme a sec to figure out how to match that and only that
[14:06:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> gonna smoke while i do
[14:06:59] <sea> Am I justified in killing coworkers who completely distrust my math degrees and carefully polished algorithms, and instead opt to copy-and-paste their code from seemingly random comments on stackoverflow?
[14:07:47] <janrinok> I would say yes
[14:07:58] <sea> Thanks. I will kill them all.
[14:08:14] * sea wanders off to crunch his coworkers out of existence in the most painful ways possible.
[14:08:22] <janrinok> well, you could let a few of them survive - they should have learned their lesson
[14:13:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya know what? i'm not sure we can do it. we can't call $encoder->decode on a whole comment because there's legit places where that happens and we can't match non-decoded entities very easily.
[14:13:43] * TheMightyBuzzard ponders
[14:15:03] <paulej72> match the href then decode that fix it and put it back.
[14:15:37] <paulej72> must be a way to call a sub insdie a regex search and replace
[14:17:50] <janrinok> paulej72: www.perlmonks.org/?node_id=638259
[14:18:52] <paulej72> approveTags => sub {
[14:18:52] <paulej72> ${$_[0]} =~ s/<(.*?)>/approveTag($1)/sge; },
[14:19:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> paulej72, trying to figure out how since the closing "> were percent encoded
[14:21:46] <paulej72> no on what was submitted. there was %eccoded " to close the the a tag then % encoded script then % encode a tag to finsh
[14:21:57] <paulej72> <a href="https://%76%63/%22%3E%3Cscript%3Ealert%28%22script%20injected%22%29%3C%2Fscript%3E%3Ca%20href=%22">User submitted scripts are possible.</a>
[14:22:17] <paulej72> https://%76%63 is what we want to match
[14:22:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, workin on it
[14:22:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> think i got its number
[14:23:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> is very much not a simple regex
[14:25:47] <janrinok> you'll both be speaking parseltongue soon
[14:25:48] <crutchy> tmb, empty pr description tsk tsk
[14:25:56] <crutchy> :D
[14:26:32] <paulej72> <a.*?href=["|'](.*?)['|"] with case insensitif=vitiy turned on?
[14:26:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> wouldn't match %27 or %22
[14:27:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> would also greedify right past the end of the > if it were percent encoded
[14:27:33] <paulej72> it does not need to
[14:27:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> yes it does
[14:28:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, does it?
[14:28:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> have to check and see
[14:29:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, that's too many encodings to remember to check
[14:32:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> something like this is what we have to use: ...
[14:32:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> argh, fuck, can't copy n paste from the editor tab of github
[14:33:32] <paulej72> we are captureing the encoded shit in the regex then deocding it
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[14:35:38] <paulej72> our little sub would decode, check for <script> and delete, then reencode,
[14:36:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> almost got it
[14:37:12] <crutchy> 💩
[14:37:13] * exec chucks a nasty sloppy dogshit at aqu4
[14:45:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> paulej72, okay, check the outstanding pull request now
[14:46:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's the whopper of a regex we gotta use to properly match and decode
[14:46:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> without the possibility of stomping over legit stuff
[14:48:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> fuck, i need whiskey now to get that noise outa my brain
[14:49:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> really hope i got all the ()'s matched properly
[14:49:54] <paulej72> TheMightyBuzzard: I think that will not work how we need it. I can write something up that I think will do what we need.
[14:49:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> there's a bunch of em
[14:52:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> you're thinking just s/(href=")(.*?)(")/$1.$encoder->decode($2).$3/ieg for the decoding, aren't you.
[14:55:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> edit the sucker if you think it'll work
[14:55:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> my brain cut out right about the time i got that gem of line noise finished
[14:56:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> and despite that being very thorough, i can still see ways around it already.
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[15:08:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> paulej72, let's go ahead and get the fix out onto live and worry about retroactive fixing over lunch and such.
[15:08:57] <paulej72> ok
[15:17:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Bioethicist Recommends Freezing Sperm to Lessen Genetic Risks - http://sylnt.us - chip-off-the-old-block
[15:18:16] <paulej72> site updated
[15:19:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> cool cool
[15:20:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> we do need the infinite loop fix in but it's now jumbled with the retroactive work.
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[15:22:29] <paulej72> it should be ok for now
[15:22:44] <paulej72> need to lunch righ now
[15:24:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, i really need a drink or something as well
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[15:56:01] <Alberto> janrinok|afk, sup
[15:56:13] <Alberto> janrinok|afk, the spanish version is better
[15:56:19] * Alberto is bad at translating! :P
[15:56:27] <Alberto> morning SoyLent Ninjas!
[15:57:31] <takyon> spanish version of what
[15:58:39] <Alberto> takyon, i'm writting a porn article for soylent
[15:58:54] <Alberto> is a sex scandal of NCommander and Bender doing nasty things!
[15:59:03] <takyon> sounds saucy
[15:59:45] <Alberto> dunno if TheMightyButtzzard will join them!
[16:01:05] <takyon> wut are you really doing? translating the interface?
[16:03:28] <takyon> where the heck is the June 2015 TOP500 list
[16:03:32] <takyon> it's almost the end of June
[16:05:29] <takyon> http://www.tomshardware.com
[16:05:32] <exec> └─ 13Google ATAP's Ivan Poupyrev Talks Projects Soli And Jacquard
[16:06:28] <takyon> https://firstlook.org
[16:06:32] <exec> └─ 13Libération Calls for Snowden to Get Assylum in France
[16:07:40] <Alberto> takyon, writting a little article
[16:07:47] <Alberto> but janrinok|afk isn't here
[16:07:54] <Alberto> need him to check my article
[16:07:57] <takyon> he's in high demand
[16:08:01] <takyon> can I check your article
[16:08:10] <Alberto> takyon@soy?
[16:08:20] <takyon> yes
[16:09:00] <takyon> don't want to just submit and take your chances?
[16:10:11] <Alberto> takyon, https://www.barrahome.org
[16:10:16] <exec> └─ 13Los héroes olvidados del código abierto | BarraHome [04The unsung heroes of the open source | BarraHome]
[16:10:18] <Alberto> no because is a series of articles
[16:10:20] <Alberto> check that url
[16:10:36] <Alberto> is a "job to be done"
[16:10:42] <Alberto> that is the spanish / english version
[16:10:55] <Alberto> the links on the spanish version are okey i didn't added them to the english version yet
[16:11:00] <Alberto> and is just the first part
[16:11:11] <Alberto> read from "English Version to be Fixed with the links"
[16:11:40] <takyon> what do I need to do, fix the english grammar?
[16:12:33] <mechanicjay> Alberto: That's a good topic for discussion
[16:12:48] <Alberto> i'm doing investigative articles
[16:12:58] <Alberto> of the forgotten people who do the real job in open source
[16:13:08] <Alberto> the ones who are not in fundations nor get money as the big projects
[16:13:22] <Alberto> takyon, well no just check if the english part is okey
[16:13:34] <Alberto> my partner is doing the translation to have meaning as the spanish one
[16:14:01] <takyon> send me an email, and I'll reply with a small rewrite
[16:14:02] <mechanicjay> I was having a discussion with a co-worker the other day about how fewer and fewer big companies are dictating the direction of GNU/Linux.
[16:14:06] <takyon> I'm also throwing in the hyperlinks
[16:14:38] <Alberto> takyon, check my hyperlinks
[16:14:43] <Alberto> they are okey
[16:15:19] <takyon> >Human and professional beings, “The Forgotten Heroes of Open Source”.
[16:15:28] <takyon> is that sentence truncated?
[16:16:11] <Alberto> , Human beings and professional forgotten that marked and marked the day to day in our area of work and personal lives.
[16:16:16] <Alberto> Well thats the original
[16:16:22] <Alberto> comes from Seres humanos y profesionales olvidados que marcaron y marcan el da a da en nuestra rea de trabajo y vidas personales.
[16:16:33] <Alberto> the translation is messed
[16:17:04] <Alberto> takyon, check your email
[16:17:53] <takyon> how about
[16:18:08] <takyon> We have lost touch with the "Forgotten Heroes of Open Source".
[16:19:24] <Alberto> takyon, the bad thing here is that we don't have someone who speak spanish and perfect english
[16:19:32] <Alberto> on spanish has the right sense
[16:19:40] <Alberto> on english i feel like lost his meaning
[16:19:43] <Alberto> =/
[16:21:50] -!- Cubatron [Cubatron!~Cubatron@187.143.iup.li] has joined #Soylent
[16:22:20] <Alberto> takyon, Cubatron is my friend and company partner who did the translation
[16:22:33] <Alberto> Cubatron, say hi to Soylent staff and users!
[16:22:34] <Cubatron> Hello takyon,
[16:22:34] <ciri> yeah, yeah hi HI Cubatron
[16:22:47] <Cubatron> Hi ciri
[16:22:50] <takyon> hi Cubatron
[16:22:51] <ciri> yeah, yeah hi HI takyon
[16:22:56] <takyon> (ciri is a bot)
[16:22:59] <mechanicjay> Cubatron: don't feed ciri -- it's troll-bot
[16:23:02] <chromas> Hi ciri
[16:23:08] <chromas> :(
[16:23:13] <takyon> rekt
[16:23:31] <Alberto> ciri, die bitch
[16:23:36] * Alberto feels ignored
[16:23:52] <takyon> had a breaking news story to edit
[16:23:53] <mechanicjay> did we finally berate ciri into shutting the hell up?
[16:24:06] <Alberto> i hope
[16:24:13] <Alberto> on # i have tama and ciri
[16:24:13] <takyon> I doubt it. we just didn't get the syntax right
[16:24:17] <takyon> hi mechanicjay
[16:24:19] <Alberto> both talking each other all the day
[16:24:27] <Alberto> ciri, sup
[16:24:48] <Alberto> tama> everything is a fallacy
[16:24:48] <Alberto> <exec> ciri: mama tama a fallacy
[16:24:48] <Alberto> <ciri> exec: Tama yo mama is so greasy the werent tama lmao get naked peanuts.
[16:24:51] <Alberto> Check that
[16:24:52] <Alberto> lol
[16:24:59] <Alberto> 3 bots talking each other
[16:25:00] <ciri> 4
[16:25:01] <ciri> 5
[16:25:03] <ciri> 6
[16:25:05] <ciri> 7
[16:25:07] <ciri> 8
[16:25:07] <Alberto> dang
[16:25:09] <ciri> 9
[16:25:11] <ciri> 10!
[16:25:17] <mechanicjay> Alberto: what have you done!?
[16:25:24] * Alberto hides!
[16:25:24] <chromas> dos
[16:25:31] <chromas> Deux
[16:25:31] <ciri> quatre
[16:25:36] <mechanicjay> ciri--
[16:25:36] <Bender> karma - ciri: -10
[16:25:37] <takyon> oh man
[16:25:41] <chromas> ciri: I think you missed one
[16:25:59] <Alberto> chromas, ciri is becoming smarter
[16:26:04] <takyon> here's the article I just edited: https://soylentnews.org
[16:26:07] <takyon> "smarter"
[16:26:09] <exec> └─ 13Supreme Court Upholds Key Obamacare Subsidies - SoylentNews
[16:27:58] * takyon works on grammar
[16:31:49] <takyon> We can argue that the development base is not solid or “stable” as other large open projects that have existed for many years, providing the structure to our current community.
[16:32:53] <takyon> "Si bien podemos argumentar que su base de desarrollo no es sólida o “estable” como otros grandes existen hace muchos años aportando la estructura para la creación de nuestra actual comunidad." seems like an incomplete thought
[16:33:17] <takyon> We can argue that ARGUMENT... BUT "what"
[16:33:21] <Cubatron> Yeah takyon, I know
[16:33:49] <takyon> I'll add in "for these small projects" and something else
[16:33:51] <Cubatron> the argument is "the development base"
[16:34:42] <takyon> here's what I came up with
[16:34:43] <takyon> "We can argue that the development base for these smaller projects is not as solid or “stable” as other large open source projects that have existed for many years, yet there is a need to provide structure to our current fragmented community."
[16:35:13] <Cubatron> :)
[16:35:22] <Alberto> takyon, there is a editor's channel?
[16:35:51] <takyon> #editorial
[16:35:53] <Alberto> takyon, also the article isn't finish its like a 3k words for a series of articles
[16:36:06] <takyon> I'm just going to fix what you gave me and mail it back
[16:36:55] <Cubatron> takyon, remember english it's not our natural language, thanks for helping us
[16:37:19] <takyon> np
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[16:48:27] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Supreme Court Upholds Key Obamacare Subsidies - http://sylnt.us - your-tax-dollars-at-work
[17:03:13] * Alberto opening an account on "Open English"
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[17:12:03] <arti> nice
[17:12:11] <arti> takyon++
[17:12:12] <Bender> karma - takyon: 9
[17:13:36] * arti scrolls up and reads the bot interaction
[17:13:40] * arti is pleased greatly
[17:19:59] <SirFinkus> Officers were called to the Woodland Trail during the morning of June 24, 2015 when a woman reported a stranger on a bike had slapped her butt while she was running. Officers arrived quickly and set up a perimeter to try and catch the suspect.
[17:20:01] <SirFinkus> haha
[17:20:11] <SirFinkus> I ride that trail almost daily
[17:20:48] <cmn32480> quick! Call the cops SirFinkus is the butt slapper!
[17:20:49] <takyon> http://www.theplatform.net
[17:20:52] <exec> └─ 13The Real Trouble with Cognitive Computing
[17:21:23] <takyon> Butt Slapper 2: The Rise of Sir Finkus
[17:21:45] <SirFinkus> The victim was just past the two mile marker when the incident occurred. After slapping her, the suspect stopped his bike, turned around and smiled at the victim.
[17:22:08] <cmn32480> so she knows what he looks like? why is this so hard?
[17:24:04] <takyon> http://www.marketplace.org
[17:24:07] <exec> └─ 13Prisoners could be an untapped resource for startups | Marketplace.org
[17:24:29] <takyon> Butt slappers could be an untapped resource for meat tenderizing
[17:28:26] <takyon> http://torrentfreak.com
[17:28:29] <exec> └─ 13UK Authorities Launch Facebook Piracy Crackdown | TorrentFreak
[17:28:42] <takyon> http://hplusmagazine.com
[17:28:45] <exec> └─ 13Head Transplants and Personhood - Who Are You Really? - h+ Mediah+ Media
[17:29:23] <takyon> http://torrentfreak.com
[17:29:26] <exec> └─ 13Piracy Concerns May Soon Kill Domain Name Privacy | TorrentFreak
[17:29:30] <takyon> http://www.tomshardware.com
[17:29:34] <exec> └─ 13Java Will Now Set Yahoo As Your Default Search Engine
[17:30:11] <takyon> http://nextbigfuture.com
[17:30:13] <exec> └─ 13Next Big Future: Spintronics advance brings wafer-scale quantum devices closer to reality
[17:30:49] <takyon> http://nextbigfuture.com
[17:30:52] <exec> └─ 13Next Big Future: DARPA targets a new era of rapid, verifiable and repeatable small molecule discovery and scalable synthesis
[17:38:16] <takyon> http://www.npr.org
[17:38:19] <exec> └─ 13Congress Signs Off On Trade Bills, Handing Obama A Huge Win : The Two-Way : NPR
[18:01:01] janrinok|afk is now known as janrinok
[18:13:49] <arti> lol
[18:13:50] <ciri> HAHAHAHA
[18:14:18] <arti> wonder what happens when a woman slaps a man's bottom?
[18:15:40] <janrinok> what happens to whom? The man or the woman, both, a third party, to the man watching the video?
[18:15:55] <arti> and you call the police about it
[18:16:20] <arti> guess they've got an ass bandit squad
[18:16:46] <janrinok> an ass-bandit means something different in en-GB
[18:17:14] <arti> in germany they're known as ass pirates
[18:19:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Nvidia Begins Supplying Open-Source Register Header Files - http://sylnt.us - one-step-at-a-time
[18:22:17] <Bytram> http://news.sciencemag.org
[18:22:20] <exec> └─ 13Final step in sugar-to-morphine conversion deciphered | Science/AAAS | News
[18:22:29] <arti> :|
[18:22:38] <arti> does this mean i can't enjoy sugar :/
[18:23:12] <Bytram> How should *I* know? I only read the *title* in the #rss-bot channel
[18:23:27] <arti> but you're all knowing
[18:26:42] <Vvarques> this channel's like crack when you read it one page ata time
[18:28:18] <janrinok> Bytram: hi!
[18:29:08] <arti> crazy?
[18:29:18] <arti> or like it makes your palms sweat and you can't stop
[18:31:44] <Vvarques> cant stop, palms hairy tho
[18:32:00] <arti> hahaha
[18:32:49] <arti> i love my bots
[18:34:42] <Vvarques> lol ass bandit squad
[18:34:43] <ciri> now that is funny
[18:34:47] <Vvarques> sync
[18:35:24] <Alberto> I'm getting an error related to dns function compiling a software, http://pastebin.ca dunno if anyone see that before (Line 11)
[18:35:27] <exec> └─ 13pastebin - Anonymous - post number 3036664
[18:36:06] <arti> filthy pointers
[18:36:23] <mechanicjay> need moar processing power
[18:36:28] <arti> Subsentient would know what to do
[18:36:41] * Vvarques is busy with C at work, no time for dns
[18:38:00] <Alberto> i know but Subsentient is not here to save my ass! :P
[18:38:16] <arti> maybe you need the ABS
[18:38:24] <arti> try stackoverflow?
[18:38:53] <arti> prefixing your requests with $thing sucks because $reasons will typically obtain verbose output
[18:39:10] <arti> also use a lady name when you register
[18:39:18] <arti> floral or avian themed names work best
[18:40:03] <Vvarques> xXx_Avian_FLU_69XxX
[18:40:09] <arti> asl
[18:40:13] <Vvarques> lol
[18:40:23] <arti> sorry, i don't know what came over me
[18:40:32] <Alberto> what package provides dn_expand in -lresolv... no ?
[18:40:41] <arti> !decide yes no
[18:40:42] <ciri> The roll of the dice picks: no.
[18:40:47] <Alberto> !no
[18:41:12] <arti> i'm sure you can wrangle it out.
[18:41:28] <arti> this is the type of stuff that would make me chainsmoke
[18:44:00] <arti> i think caning would be awesome for traffic violations
[18:49:20] <arti> do HOV lanes require passengers be alive?
[18:50:35] <cmn32480> arti - generally, yes. but pets don't count
[18:51:41] <Bytram> nor do mannequins
[18:57:31] <paulej72> TheMightyBuzzard: I have a pull request in for what I think should work, but it seems like it is not. Can you help me figure out what is broken.
[18:59:16] <Bytram> paulej72: I'm around for a bit... I can create some test cases to help isolate?
[19:02:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> paulej72, back. lemme look
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[19:47:51] <cmn32480> is it naptime yet?
[19:47:58] <cmn32480> naptime++
[19:47:58] <Bender> karma - naptime: 1
[19:48:19] <Alberto> i hate this C shit
[19:48:30] <Alberto> fixed my shit with -lresolv on the LIB define
[19:48:36] <Alberto> now my crap software doesn't login
[19:48:44] <Alberto> gosh i'm going to kill someone!
[19:50:46] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - NHS To Give Volunteers "Synthetic Blood" Made In a Laboratory Within Two Years - http://sylnt.us - drop-of-the-red-stuff
[19:51:08] <Vvarques> why would software login ?
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[19:54:40] <Alberto> bcz pr0n
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[20:21:24] * TheMightyBuzzard smacks Gravis
[20:22:04] * Gravis detonates
[20:23:19] <Gravis> NCommander: there is a SERIOUS problem with the site! when submitting a comment with Opera Mni, the site returns that it's a duplicate post!
[20:23:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> is it?
[20:23:44] <Gravis> NCommander: we must be losing feature phone users left an right!
[20:23:46] <Gravis> and*
[20:24:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> oooooh, i know... opera may be prefetching the post request
[20:24:42] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: actually, yeah. i had this sweet comment yesterday that was super hilarious but alas it was never posted
[20:28:52] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: i dunno. it gave me the "hold on cowboy you posted that less than 2 seconds ago" or whatever
[20:29:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> i dunno how to fix that. and my brain's fried from working on an xss vulnerability today.
[20:29:38] <Gravis> but now my infinite wit about how if everyone had bear arm then bears would have gone extinct is now lost to the void
[20:30:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, i do love me a good arming bears comment
[20:30:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm...
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[20:36:02] <NCommander> Gravis, ugh, I don't have an easy way to test that.
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[20:36:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> i could but i'm not doing it today. $brain == "pudding";
[20:36:53] <Gravis> NCommander: naturally, that's something to be fixed.
[20:37:20] <Gravis> NCommander: i'm sure someone has made a feature phone OS emu or something
[20:37:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> NCommander, if you feel like fixing that particular bug: http://webmasters.stackexchange.com
[20:38:02] <exec> └─ 13web development - Is it possible to stop Chrome and other browsers from pre-fetching/rendering my site? - Webmasters Stack Exchange
[20:53:16] <NCommander> Ugh
[20:53:17] <NCommander> Ok
[20:53:20] <NCommander> I got most of this updated
[20:57:02] <arti> pretty cool link, thanks tmb
[20:57:25] * arti scrolls down and the special headers are gone
[21:01:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> NCommander, the INSTALL file ya mean?
[21:02:35] <NCommander> I hate this
[21:03:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> do ya some mod_rewrite magic instead then. i'm in no rush cause what's the point of building a 2.2.x vm when dev will be 2.4.x fairly soon
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[21:10:13] <NCommander> TheMightyBuzzard, I've got a major amount of editing done
[21:10:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> nice
[21:11:53] <paulej72> heading home bbiab
[21:11:58] <NCommander> TheMightyBuzzard, paulej72, https://github.com
[21:12:03] <exec> └─ 13Easier to install rehash work by NCommander · Pull Request #100 · SoylentNews/rehash · GitHub
[21:14:35] <paulej72> NCommander: s/slash/rehash/g
[21:15:35] <NCommander> paulej72, there are sections that properly refer to slash
[21:16:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> NCommander, one note: 2.0.8 is no longer available at the link the makefile tries to pull it from. need to bump it to 2.0.9 or find another link.
[21:17:04] <NCommander> ugh
[21:17:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'how i found out about it supporting 2.4.x
[21:17:27] <NCommander> TheMightyBuzzard, I'll try and fix that tonight, once you and paulej72 ar edone playing with dev, I'm going to upgrade it to Apache 2.4.x
[21:17:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> outstandin, i knew ya wouldn't make me wait long
[21:18:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> change the INSTALL as ya go if ya would. so ya don't forget?
[21:19:05] <NCommander> TheMightyBuzzard, editing install frustates me but sure
[21:19:16] <paulej72> As of REHASH 15_05, MEMECAHE SUPPORT IS BROKEN <<<<<<
[21:19:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> woot
[21:19:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> yay broken stuff! keeps us in jobs.
[21:19:49] <paulej72> date is wrong in the doc
[21:20:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> NCommander, gracias. ima get a dev vm built as soon as you declare 2.4.x solid enough for it to be our primary focus on dev
[21:21:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> but i so have not built a slash site from scratch like you have and the INSTALL file is my boon companion
[21:21:49] <paulej72> NCommander: add URI::Encode to the need cpan modules
[21:22:27] <NCommander> paulej72, its been broken since we released rehash, and will do
[21:23:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> !todo find out wtf is going on with memcache
[21:23:15] <Bender> todo item 6 added
[21:23:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> i like that one and will gladly tackle it in the coming weeks.
[21:23:56] <NCommander> paulej72, URI encode added
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[21:34:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> paulej72, you got any more changes you want going in that pull request or can i go ahead n merge it?
[21:36:53] * NCommander gets on lithium and tries to deploy Apache 2.4 + mod_perl 2.09
[21:39:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> bring the awesome, yo
[21:39:23] <NCommander> huh
[21:39:28] <NCommander> My mom's ISP rolled out IPv6
[21:39:32] <NCommander> Unfortunately, it appears to be broken
[21:39:33] <NCommander> -_-;
[21:41:40] <takyon> http://www.marketwatch.com
[21:41:43] <exec> └─ 13Sam Adams is about to be kicked out of the ‘craft beer’ category - MarketWatch
[21:48:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's not the thought that counts in IPv6
[21:49:06] <takyon> it's the pain
[21:52:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Samsung Disabling Windows Update on PCs - http://sylnt.us - "because-the-updates-might-not-work"
[21:52:19] <paulej72> TheMightyBuzzard: not sure if I want to try doing that with some other filters.
[21:53:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> kay, hows bout we merge n deploy this one then go back n fix it proper tomorrow or whenever the spigot moves you?
[21:53:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> is basically gonna be the same fix just done in the proper place, yes?
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[21:57:10] * NCommander installs updates on boron and restarts it
[21:57:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahh, that'd be why mrplow disappeared
[21:57:33] <arti> lol
[21:57:38] <paulej72> NCommander should ask first :)
[21:57:44] <arti> got that song going in my head now
[21:57:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> asking is for people who ain't da boss
[21:58:11] <NCommander> paulej72, I tend to install upgrades when I see critical ones sitting in queue
[21:58:15] <paulej72> TheMightyBuzzard: just want to look through a few bits of code first before I deploy
[21:58:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> paulej72, roger. going to have to approve your own pull then cause i'm bout to be out in the kitchen for a bit.
[21:58:58] <paulej72> OK can do
[22:01:41] <NCommander> paulej72, TheMightyBuzzard: build-envirionment running on lithium, upgrading it to Apache 2.4
[22:02:22] <paulej72> well hopfully the config files will work out of the box :)
[22:02:32] <NCommander> paulej72, yeah
[22:02:39] <NCommander> paulej72, also upgrading it to Perl 5.22
[22:02:57] <paulej72> 5.20 -> 5.22?
[22:03:07] <NCommander> TheMightyBuzzard, as a note, rehash still doesn't support direct installation of cluster. It installs InnoDB table types which aren't going to be clustered or show the same performance charstics
[22:03:09] <NCommander> paulej72, yeah
[22:03:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> erm, there were issues with mp and 5.22. i didn't read up on them though.
[22:03:53] <NCommander> TheMightyBuzzard, good catch, leaving it as 5.20
[22:04:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> off to do many a dish and cook up some dinosaur (chickens are birds, birds are dinosaurs) for dinner
[22:05:38] <crutchy> coffee++
[22:05:38] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1463
[22:05:54] <arti> --coffee++
[22:06:09] <arti> +=coffee
[22:06:11] <crutchy> poor error :(
[22:06:27] <arti> how's it going m8
[22:06:54] <crutchy> ok. getting ready for workipoos again
[22:06:56] <crutchy> tgif
[22:07:10] <arti> noice!
[22:07:35] <crutchy> what's it like in your neck of the woods?
[22:07:50] <arti> ~weather 92626
[22:07:52] <exec> 03Costa Mesa, CA 92626, USA - currently 78°F / 26°C, mostly sunny, wind SW at 12 mph, humidity 55% - Thursday mostly sunny (63°F-77°F / 17°C-25°C), Friday partly cloudy (62°F-79°F / 17°C-26°C), Saturday mostly cloudy (64°F-79°F / 18°C-26°C), Sunday partly cloudy (66°F-81°F / 19°C-27°C)
[22:08:03] <crutchy> swoit
[22:08:09] <arti> not too bad, nice days
[22:08:10] * crutchy could use 26 deg
[22:08:16] * arti has been sick this week
[22:08:27] <crutchy> same here. sucks
[22:08:32] <arti> i sent pictures of my lung butter that looked like africa out
[22:08:54] <crutchy> i been eating flegm for brekky
[22:09:02] <arti> been outta work this week, kinda a shit vacation lol
[22:09:19] <crutchy> i'd rather go to work when i'm sick. spread the love
[22:09:22] <arti> i hardly miss work so it's cool
[22:09:30] <arti> they didn't want me in the office :)
[22:09:39] <arti> i haven't had a chest infection like this since HS
[22:09:44] <crutchy> ah
[22:09:52] <arti> once every 15 years is cool
[22:09:56] <crutchy> you dont get 'the annual cold'?
[22:10:03] <crutchy> damn. lucky bastard
[22:10:12] <arti> sometimes i do, but typically its in my head, this one went everywhere
[22:10:16] <arti> ISIS style
[22:10:21] <crutchy> bugger
[22:10:35] <crutchy> mine's just a head cold fortunately. snot central
[22:10:41] <arti> went to the docs yesterday, be a few days until its tamed
[22:11:00] <arti> my blood pressure is down, so that's good
[22:11:06] <crutchy> lots of drugs?
[22:11:10] <NCommander> that's irritating
[22:11:18] <arti> ?
[22:11:18] <NCommander> Apache 2.4 no longer includes APR -_-;
[22:11:30] <arti> APR o.o
[22:11:31] <crutchy> nginx it is then
[22:11:49] <arti> lots of drugs!
[22:11:53] <arti> [ minion sounds ]
[22:11:58] <crutchy> not even gunna bother with ~define APR cos the stupid script still no worka
[22:12:28] <crutchy> arti, need to wrap that in <cone_of_silence></cone_of_silence> tags so the NSA doesn't hear
[22:12:28] <arti> sounds like a financial term, must be banking related
[22:12:43] <arti> lol
[22:13:36] <arti> endemic_bias++
[22:13:36] <Bender> karma - endemic_bias: 1
[22:14:04] <arti> hope your stuff clears up quick :D
[22:14:04] <crutchy> and i haven't even seen/read hitchiker's guide to the galaxy
[22:14:09] <arti> wat
[22:14:28] <crutchy> i've just been fortunate enough to work with the obsessed
[22:14:41] <arti> do they act it out for your benefit?
[22:14:48] <crutchy> no. for their own
[22:14:59] <arti> the sighing doors are awesome
[22:15:11] <arti> it's so deliciously british
[22:15:11] <crutchy> monty python is in the same league
[22:15:15] <crutchy> haha
[22:15:18] <crutchy> yeah prolly
[22:15:28] <arti> you'll shit the queen after watching it
[22:16:15] <crutchy> arti, s/the queen/grail shaped beacons/
[22:16:15] <sedctl> <crutchy> <arti> you'll shit grail shaped beacons after watching it
[22:16:35] <arti> -e in beacons
[22:16:46] <crutchy> mmm bacon++
[22:16:58] <arti> i think the japanese made meat out of pewp
[22:17:02] <arti> !g japanese shit burger
[22:17:03] <ciri> 473,000 results | Shit Burger: Japanese Researcher Creates Artificial Meat From ... @ http://www.youtube.com | Meat Made From Human Feces: Hoax or Japan's Best New ... - Forbes @ http://www.forbes.com | POOP BURGER: Japanese Researchers Create Artificial Meat From ... @
[22:17:04] <ciri> http://inhabitat.com | Japanese Scientists Create Meat From Poop | Fox News @ http://www.foxnews.com | The mystery of the Japanese “poop burger” story - Salon.com @ http://www.salon.com
[22:17:13] <paulej72> NCommander: what's apr
[22:17:25] <crutchy> i thought mcdonalds already did that
[22:17:36] <arti> crutchy: farmed fish :D
[22:17:45] <takyon> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[22:17:48] <exec> └─ 13Apple pulls Civil War games in Confederate flag takedown • The Register
[22:18:08] * arti has been enjoying this
[22:18:09] <crutchy> maybe mcd burgers just taste like shit. not that i know what shit tastes like but i can imagine
[22:18:27] <arti> crutchy, how do the machines know what shit tastes like?
[22:18:39] <arti> takyon: amazon, and walmart too
[22:18:44] <arti> flag stuff
[22:18:46] <crutchy> if they take it down, everyone will just put up little confederate flags at their homes, and it will be civil war 2.0 :p
[22:18:52] <arti> you can still buy nazi stuff, that's cool
[22:19:17] <takyon> probably just took a bunch of crapware/spyware down anyway, like most free apps are
[22:19:22] <crutchy> except instead of fighting over slavery, it will be fighting over our right to bear flags
[22:19:48] <arti> meanwhile everyone carries phones made by foxconn
[22:19:51] * crutchy looks at the clock and sighs
[22:19:57] <crutchy> better go service the man
[22:20:00] <crutchy> cyas
[22:20:01] <arti> lol
[22:20:03] <arti> later dude
[22:20:11] <takyon> s/flags/spears/
[22:25:33] <NCommander> Apache 2.4 built, perl is building
[22:26:46] <arti> http://www.businessinsider.com
[22:28:53] <takyon> exec dead
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[22:31:43] <arti> http://google.com
[22:31:51] <arti> http://www.google.com
[22:31:57] <arti> maybe it's just ignoring me
[22:32:25] <ciri> http://www.google.com
[22:40:48] <cmn32480> http://whitehouse.gov
[22:41:09] <cmn32480> apparently exec shit the bed too crutchy
[22:41:21] <cmn32480> msn we are killing bots fast this week!
[22:48:49] <takyon> at least humanity is winning
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[22:52:24] <dongchong> SUP.
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[23:15:53] <cmn32480> dongchong... hmmmm
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[23:17:36] <SirFinkus> I've been up 24 hours, I drank a redbull, now I'm tired as fuck but can't sleep
[23:17:41] <SirFinkus> this was a mistake
[23:18:46] <SirFinkus> could be because it's 35 degrees in my room
[23:23:28] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Microsoft Office for Android Phones Released - http://sylnt.us - let-the-productivity-begin
[23:24:32] <arti> hahaha "this was a mistake"
[23:26:48] <SirFinkus> first time I've actually had a red bull
[23:26:57] <SirFinkus> I was shocked it didn't taste like shit
[23:28:14] <arti> it has a unique flavor to it
[23:28:31] <arti> how long ago did you have a redbull?
[23:28:32] <ciri> how how brown cow
[23:29:11] <SirFinkus> about an hour ago
[23:29:19] <arti> you'll be up for awhile
[23:29:22] * SirFinkus also hasn't eaten in 12 hours
[23:30:52] <arti> well we should change that
[23:31:00] <arti> i'll find some skittles...
[23:31:23] <SirFinkus> hmm, is countering the red bull with beer a good idea?
[23:31:27] <SirFinkus> I have a feeling it isn't
[23:31:32] <SirFinkus> but I probably should try
[23:32:10] <arti> it's just going to be a waiting game
[23:32:23] <arti> got a good 4hours of awake ahead of you
[23:33:19] <SirFinkus> fuck that
[23:33:26] * SirFinkus preps the propofol
[23:48:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> semi-productive day accomplished. now for the ritual playing of video games.